Monday, October 26, 2026

Quick Movie Reviews: You Can See Everything, Street Fighter, Whalefall, Clayface, Wicker

You Can See Everything: Enough people have seen You Can See Everything at this point to compromise the walls of secrecy that A24 put up around this project while Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim spent the last 3 years quietly putting it together. In the interest of not contributing to the spoiler-driven dialogue that's all over the internet right now, I'm going to avoid discussing the events of the film in any specific detail. What I will say is that I feel that what Fielder and Oppenheim did here is absolutely brilliant. Elizabeth Holmes is this figure that's really difficult to get a read on and by simply following her and her spouse Billy Evans around during the months leading up to her going to prison in 2023 then circling back in 2025 to see what's transpired since she began serving her sentence for defrauding investors in Bryan, Texas, she manages to become an even bigger enigma. The conversations/debates that can be had about perception vs reality when it comes to every single aspect of Holmes' life from the origins of Theranos to what she's doing now, whether or not Fielder has become sympathetic towards her plight after spending so much time with her and Evans' actions-particularly after she goes to jail are plentiful and there's no doubt in my mind that plenty of people have had time upon leaving the theater. On top of the fascinating conversations its producing, the movie is incredibly funny at times and gripping to the point where its epic runtime (174 minutes) absolutely flies by. The Oscars pundits believe it has a real chance to become the first documentary ever nominated for Best Picture and I wouldn't be at all surprised if it ended up happening. 

Grade: A

Street Fighter: Move over Resident Evil, another great video game adaptation has arrived on the scene. Street Fighter takes pride in being a hyperactive live action martial arts cartoon that celebrates the pervasive horniness, lowbrow comedy and self-aware ridiculousness that made 90's action movies tick without ever sinking into obnoxious meta commentary territory. As a purveyor of lizard-brained movies from all eras, it was such a joy to watch a movie that was bursting at the seams with passion and enthusiasm for this underutilized form of art. It also didn't hurt that the frequent fight scenes are playful, dynamically choreographed rippers and the technical elements are tremendous (special shoutout to Ken Seng's crazy vibrant cinematography and the stunning hand drawn animation that was used for the flashback sequences). I would be delighted if Kitao Sakurai got the chance to make 10 more of these movies.

Grade: B+

Whalefall: "Austin Abrams gets swallowed by a whale" is one of the most inherently ridiculous sales pitches of any movie released this year. Once you look past the goofy logline, Whalefall reveals itself to be a sentimental, melodramatic survival story about a young man trying to make peace with the rocky relationship he had with his late father (Josh Brolin) while simultaneously trying to escape from the belly of a whale before his oxygen tank runs out (he was looking for his diver father's remains underwater when he gets swallowed by the whale). The visceral sound design, impressive practical sets that vividly bring various parts of the whale's insides to life and tight closeups of his grimacing face do a great job of immersing the viewer in the uniquely dire form of suffering Abrams' character is experiencing and while it's unbelievably corny at points, the father/son story is coming from a sincere enough place that I didn't feel compelled to groan or roll my eyes all that much at all of the sappiness on display. I will say that I do think it'll play way better in a theater than at home, so any interested party should try to make it out to theater sometime in the next week and a half or so before it gets cast out to sea to make way for all of the high-profile November releases. 

Grade: B

Clayface: In the interim at least, James Gunn and Peter Safran will retain their jobs as the heads of DC Studios at the now Skydance-controlled Warner Brothers. This development didn't surprise me all that much as Gunn and Safran are still very much locked into the early stages of their overhauled DCU and all of the ballyhooing about the mixed bag reception and massive box office failure of Supergirl got wiped out immediately by how big of a home run Lanterns was for HBO/HBO Max. Clayface, which marks the third Gunn and Safran-backed DC movie to hit theaters, is another win for the duo that could end up helping their case to remain as the heads of the superhero brand for the foreseeable future. 

Clayface focuses on Matt Hagen (Tom Rhys Harries), a young man who clawed his way out of the gutter in Gotham to become a celebrated actor, only to find himself becoming the kind of monster he grew up fearing after voluntarily signing up for an experimental procedure that he hopes will fix his face that became disfigured following an attack by a powerful mobster (David Dencik). Rhys Harries does a terrific job of capturing the subtle sadness derived from a life full of stinging betrayals that lies behind his slow but steady transformation from decent man to vengeful maniac, Naomi Ackie is her reliably great self as the kind scientist developing a potentially revolutionary nanite technology designed to rapidly restore damaged tissue in the body who Hagen's procedure then quickly grows quite fond of him at a time where not very many people want anything to do with him and having the film play out like a tragic spin on a classic vigilante tale without holding back on the gnarly R-rated body horror transformations and bloody kills the marketing teased was a great creative choice by director James Watkins that helps further establish its unique identity. 

Honestly, the only real missteps Clayface makes are in its choppy opening 20 minutes that feels like an extended montage designed to rapidly establish Hagen's success as an actor, the circumstances that led to the attack and players who he'll extract revenge on later in the movie. Whether that was a deliberate choice by Watkins to get to the true heart of the story as quickly as possible or an unintended side effect of the reshaping of the movie that took place once he decided to cut the flashback scenes involving Hagen's childhood is a mystery that we'll probably never get the answer to, but kudos to him for staging such a swift, graceful recovery and delivering a movie that is ultimately pretty great.

Grade: B+

Wicker:  Writer/director duo Alex Huston Fischer and Eleanor Wilson (Save Yourselves!) clearly had a lot of fun putting together this farcical period fable about an ostracized fisherwoman (Olivia Colman) who sends her entire remote seaside village into a state of disarray when she commissions the local Basketmaker (Peter Dinklage) to make her a husband (Alexander Skarsgård) out of wicker. There are some big laughs and quite a bit of charm present as Wicker examines how this unusual relationship completely challenges what the village knows about love, gender roles and sex and the prosthetics/VFX work that went into bringing the film's wooden humanoid creations to life are stellar, especially when you consider that this is an indie production with a budget of roughly $10 million. It's easy to see why this has been playing so well with audiences since it debuted at Sundance back in January and I fully expect this to become a cult favorite in short order.  

Grade: B

Thursday, October 22, 2026

Sacha Baron Cohen Ranked

 Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Sacha Baron Cohen-whose latest project "Ali G: Who Iz I?" releases in theaters for a limited 2-day engagement tomorrow and will begin streaming on Prime Video at a TBD date. 

Sacha Baron Cohen's Filmography Ranked:

12.Balls Up (C-)

11.Madagascar (B-)

10.Hugo (B-)

9.Ali G Indahouse (B-)

8.The Brothers Grimsby (B)

7.Bruno (B)

6.Luca (B)

5.The Dictator (B+)

4.Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (B+)

3.The Trial of the Chicago 7 (B+)

2.Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (B+)

1.Borat (A)

Top Dog: Borat (2006)

Seeing Borat on opening weekend was one of those cultural touchstone moments that any nerd that was lucky enough to be there will talk about for the rest of their lives. I spent 3 hours on an early November Friday night toiling around the Liberty Tree Mall in Danvers, Massachusetts with a couple of my friends and one of their moms waiting for the next showing after the one we intended to go to sold out before we arrived (nobody expected it to be such a hit, so it was only playing on 1 screen) and all that time we spent bored out of our skulls watching miscellaneous stock footage on 72' TV's at Best Buy ended up being well worth it once we finally entered the theater. Superbad is the only comedy I've ever seen in theaters that I can definitely say played better with the audience that I saw it with and to this day, the naked wrestling scene remains in contention for the hardest I've laughed at anything in my entire life. Do I have my doubts about how well it holds up 20 years later? Absolutely, but I'm not overly eager to find out the answer to that question and may just allow the magic of that theatrical screening be what I remember it by forever. 

Bottom Feeder: Balls Up (2026)

The funniest thing about Balls Up is that Peter Farrelly followed it up with a movie that could get nominated for Best Picture (I Play Rocky, which hits theaters less than 8 months after this debuted on Prime Video). Unlike his last joint Ricky Stanicky, Balls Up is a pretty weak attempt by Farrelly to return to his raunchy gross-out comedy glory days of the 90's/00's. Maybe he would've gotten better results if he had paired Paul Walter Hauser with John Cena instead of Mark Wahlberg, but I'm not confident that there's an actor out there who could've elevated a movie where 8 out of every 10 jokes completely miss the mark. 

Most Underrated: The Dictator (2012)

Baron Cohen's comedy is at its peak when real people are reacting to his insane bits. Despite lagging a bit behind his guerilla-style mockumentaries/satires on the whole, most of his fully scripted stuff works better than its given credit for. The Dictator stands out as the biggest gem from this portion of his filmography, largely because its protagonist General Aladeen is the closest any character he created has come to matching the endearing cartoonish ignorance that defined the trio he introduced to the world (Ali G, Borat, Bruno) on Da Ali G Show 26 years ago. 

Most Overrated: Madagascar (2005) 

As I said last month in the DreamWorks Animation piece, I think Madagascar is a minor animated movie in the grand scheme of things and don't agree with the classic status that it's picked up in recent years.

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

2026 NFL Power Rankings: Week 7

 ()=Previous Ranking

1.(1) San Francisco 49ers (6-0) Week 7 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

2.(2) Kansas City Chiefs (5-0) Week 7 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

3.(3) Minnesota Vikings (5-0) Week 7 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

4.(4) Buffalo Bills (5-1) Week 7 opponent: Bye

5.(7) Denver Broncos (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

6.(11) New England Patriots (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Chicago Bears

7.(12) Chicago Bears (4-2) Week 7 opponent: New England Patriots

8.(6) Jacksonville Jaguars (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Bye

9.(8) Baltimore Ravens (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals 

10.(10) Cincinnati Bengals (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

11.(15) Green Bay Packers (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Detroit Lions

12.(5) Seattle Seahawks (3-3) Week 7 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

13.(13) Detroit Lions (3-2) Week 7 opponent: Green Bay Packers

14.(14) Pittsburgh Steelers (4-2) Week 7 opponent: New Orleans Saints

15.(16) Carolina Panthers (3-2) Week 7 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

16.(17) Cleveland Browns (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Tennessee Titans

17.(23) Houston Texans (2-4) Week 7 opponent: New York Giants

18.(9) Los Angeles Rams (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

19.(19) Las Vegas Raiders (3-3) Week 7 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

20.(18) Atlanta Falcons (2-4) Week 7 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

21.(20) New York Giants (3-2-1) Week 7 opponent: Houston Texans

22.(28) New Orleans Saints (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

23.(21) Dallas Cowboys (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

24.(24) New York Jets (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Miami Dolphins

25.(22) Philadelphia Eagles (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

26.(29) Arizona Cardinals (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Denver Broncos

27.(25) Indianapolis Colts (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

28.(26) Washington Commanders (1-4-1) Week 7 opponent: Bye

29.(27) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-5) Week 7 opponent: Carolina Panthers

30.(31) Tennessee Titans (1-5) Week 7 opponent: Cleveland Browns

31.(30) Los Angeles Chargers (0-6) Week 7 opponent: Bye

32.(32) Miami Dolphins (0-5) Week 7 opponent: New York Jets

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Week 6 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2026 Edition

Quarterback

Biggest Winner: Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars)

It was quite the QB duel in London between C.J Stroud and Lawrence on Sunday and while the Texans ultimately won the game on a Ka'imi Fairbairn field goal at the end of regulation, Lawrence (306 YDS, 4 TD's, INT, 11 Rushing YDS) proved to be the top dog in fantasy. The Jaguars franchise quarterback has been an up-and-down QB1 play through 6 weeks, and his owners will be hoping for a little more consistency after his Week 7 bye. 

Honorable Mentions: Tyler Shough (Saints), Drake Maye (Patriots), C.J. Stroud (Texans)

Biggest Loser: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

Mahomes had a largely uneventful showing against the completely aloof and defeated Chargers, throwing for 272 scoreless YDS, an INT and picking up 16 YDS on the ground as the Chiefs cruised to victory. He'll be a questionable starting option for this week's tough road game in Seattle. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Dak Prescott (Cowboys), Matthew Stafford (Rams), Brock Purdy (49ers)

Running Back

Biggest Winner: Kenneth Walker III (Chiefs)

In a shocking development coming off the bye, The Chiefs offense once again ran through Walker. Their big free agent pickup needed just 21 touches (19 carries, 2 receptions) to hang 139 scrimmage YDS and 2 rushing TD's on the Chargers abysmal defense. Walker has been unstoppable to start 2026 and his old friends on the Seahawks are going to have put together one hell of showing in order to become the first defense this season to slow him down. 

Honorable Mentions: James Cook (Bills), Bhayshul Tuten (Jaguars), D'Andre Swift (Bears)

Biggest Loser: Derrick Henry (Ravens)

The Browns defense took advantage of the Ravens banged-up offensive line and Tyler Huntley's presence under center and completely stifled Henry-holding him to 58 YDS on 17 carries and forcing him to lose a huge fumble in the 4th quarter that led to the only TD they scored in their 13-10 upset victory. Henry's weekly YPC hasn't exceeded 4.3 YDS since his Week 1 eruption over the Colts, and he could have a tough time returning to his top form this week against a Bengals defense that has been pretty stingy thus far. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Bijan Robinson (Falcons), Bucky Irving (Buccaneers), Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots)

Wide Receiver

Biggest Winner: Tre Tucker (Raiders)

One of this week's top wire targets delivered in a big way, torching the Bills poor secondary for 97 YDS and 2 TD's on 5 receptions. While it's unlikely that he'll turn into a weekly starting option with Brock Bowers gobbling up so many targets from Kirk Cousins, Tucker's status as the Raiders de facto WR1 and explosive play ability should be enough to keep him rostered in most leagues moving forward. 

Honorable Mentions: Malik Nabers (Giants), Germie Bernard (Steelers), Matthew Golden (Packers)

Biggest Loser: A.J. Brown (Patriots)

It was an ugly return to action for Brown, who was activated from IR on Saturday morning after missing 4 games with a high ankle sprain. The Patriots wideout dropped 5 (!) passes and showed an alarming lack of chemistry with Drake Maye as he finished with just 3 catches for 27 YDS in a win over the Jets. Until Brown shows some form of life with his new team, he should be riding the bench in all leagues that have 12 teams or less. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Jaylen Waddle (Broncos), Michael Wilson (Cardinals), Denzel Boston (Browns)

Tight End

Biggest Winner: Isaiah Likely (Giants)

An in-game QB change didn't impact Likely in the slightest as negative gamescript caused the Giants to throw the ball like crazy in the second half as they attempted to (and just fell short) off pulling a crazy comeback win over the Saints. While Malik Nabers was the top dog in both receptions and YDS, Likely found the endzone, was on the receiving end of a 2 PT-CNV and turned his 6 receptions into an excellent 99 YDS. Whether it's Jameis Winston or J.J. McCarthy under center for the Giants on Sunday against the Texans, Likely will remain a must-start TE1. 

Honorable Mentions: Kyle Pitts (Falcons), Colston Loveland (Bears), George Kittle (49ers)

Biggest Loser: Juwan Johnson (Saints)

It was an odd day for the Saints offense as Tyler Shough threw for 3 TD's but only completed 15 passes for 144 YDS and turned to their running game down the stretch as they jumped out to a 34-10 lead with 11:31 left in the game. This unique situation left Johnson completely out in the cold as he failed to catch either of the targets that came his way and put together his 2nd straight dud after being a top fantasy TE through the opening 4 weeks of the season. Johnson will look to return to fantasy relevancy in Week 7 when the Saints travel over to Paris to take on the Steelers. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Harold Fannin Jr. (Browns), Mark Andrews (Ravens), Jake Ferguson (Cowboys)

Defense/Special Teams

Biggest Winner: Chiefs

The Chargers anemic offense got completely picked apart by Steve Spagnuolo on Sunday, registering 4 sacks, an INT and fumble recovery in a commanding 22-6 win for the still undefeated Chiefs. This strong fantasy D/ST has another plus matchup in Week 7 against a Seahawks team that has struggled with allowing sacks and giveaways of late.

Honorable Mentions: Broncos, Steelers, Ravens

Biggest Loser: Texans

As you can safely assume, the aforementioned great play of C.J. Stroud and Trevor Lawrence were coupled with dismal showings from their respective defenses. Despite them being good enough on the last drive to help secure the win, Lawrence's status as the top fantasy QB made the Texans a slightly weaker option. They were held without a sack for the 1st time this season and a redzone INT by Calen Bullock proved to be their lone fantasy highlight in the 34-31 victory. A return to the top of the board is very much in play in Week 7 as they face a Giants team that has turned the ball over an absurd 9 times in their past 3 games. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Jaguars, Rams, Seahawks

Thursday, October 15, 2026

Eric André Ranked

 Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Eric André-whose latest project "Street Fighter" releases in theaters today.

Eric André's Filmography Ranked:

12.The Lion King (D+)

11.Balls Up (C-)

10.I Love Boosters (C-)

9.The Internship (B-)

8.Happy Gilmore 2 (B-)

7.Little Brother (B)

6.Jackass 4.5 (B+)

5.Rough Night (B+)

4.The Mitchells vs. the Machines (B+)

3.Bad Trip (A)

2.Jackass Forever (A)

1.Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (A)

Top Dog: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)

The brutal commercial failure of Popstar nine years after Hot Rod faceplanted at the box office has effectively killed any chance of The Lonely Island getting the opportunity to make another movie. If Popstar does prove to be the last time the comedy trio get to make a movie together, at least they went out with a bang. Parodying the record label PR-driven music documentaries of the early-to-mid 2010's provided them with the perfect vehicle for their goofy absurdist sense of humor and it leads to some of the funniest songs/situational comedy they've ever written. Special shoutout to them for recognizing that Tim Meadows is one of the funniest people alive and handing him a role that allows him to show that off in literally every scene he's in. 

Bottom Feeder: The Lion King (2019)

Of all the Disney "live action" remakes that I've seen, this is the most soulless and useless. This film feeling like it's about 20 minutes long despite being nearly a half hour longer than the original is a magic trick so grand that it would blow Criss Angel's mind. Guess that's just the power of recreating all of the major scenes from the animated version via CGI without injecting any of the emotion or colorful visuals that made them so special in the first place. 

Most Underrated: Bad Trip (2021)

Handing André a real budget to do his chaotic hidden camera pranks and weaving in a simple but effective road trip narrative to tie them all together leads to easily one of the funniest movies released this decade. It sucks that Bad Trip ended up being a COVID streaming casualty (the pre-Amazon acquistion MGM regime sold it off to Netflix in May 2020) because this would've ripped even harder in a theater full of degenerate André fans.

Most Overrated: I Love Boosters (2026)

This isn't the fairest inclusion as the reception hasn't been particularly rapturous and it didn't even hit $10 million during its box office run this spring/summer. However, I Love Boosters has just enough cache in cinephile circles to push into this spot. I've been very vocal about my disdain for Boots Riley's debut Sorry to Bother You and while this is certainly an improvement over that obnoxious trainwreck, it's still an unfocused and mostly unfunny satire that can't parlay its good politics into a good movie. 

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

2026 NFL Power Rankings: Week 6

 ()=Previous Ranking

1.(1) San Francisco 49ers (5-0) Week 6 opponent: Washington Commanders

2.(2) Kansas City Chiefs (4-0) Week 6 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

3.(4) Minnesota Vikings (5-0) Week 6 opponent: Bye

4.(5) Buffalo Bills (4-1) Week 6 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

5.(3) Seattle Seahawks (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Denver Broncos

6.(7) Jacksonville Jaguars (4-1) Week 6 opponent: Houston Texans

7.(9) Denver Broncos (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

8.(10) Baltimore Ravens (4-1) Week 6 opponent: Cleveland Browns

9.(8) Los Angeles Rams (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

10.(11) Cincinnati Bengals (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Bye

11.(14) New England Patriots (3-2) Week 6 opponent: New York Jets

12.(6) Chicago Bears (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

13.(19) Detroit Lions (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Bye

14.(20) Pittsburgh Steelers (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

15.(23) Green Bay Packers (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

16.(16) Carolina Panthers (2-2) Week 6 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

17.(12) Cleveland Browns (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

18.(17) Atlanta Falcons (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Chicago Bears

19.(13) Las Vegas Raiders (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Buffalo Bills

20.(22) New York Giants (3-1-1) Week 6 opponent: New Orleans Saints

21.(15) Dallas Cowboys (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Green Bay Packers

22.(21) Philadelphia Eagles (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Carolina Panthers

23.(25) Houston Texans (1-4) Week 6 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

24.(26) New York Jets (2-3) Week 6 opponent: New England Patriots

25.(18) Indianapolis Colts (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Tennessee Titans

26.(27) Washington Commanders (1-3-1) Week 6 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

27.(30) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-4) Week 6 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

28.(24) New Orleans Saints (1-4) Week 6 opponent: New York Giants

29.(28) Arizona Cardinals (1-4) Week 6 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

30.(29) Los Angeles Chargers (0-5) Week 6 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

31.(31) Tennessee Titans (0-5) Week 6 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

32.(32) Miami Dolphins (0-5) Week 6 opponent: Bye

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Week 5 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2026 Edition

 Quarterback

Biggest Winner: Drake Maye (Patriots)

Remarkably, Maye was even better in Week 5 against the Raiders than he was in Week 4 against the Bills. The Patriots quarterback was dialed in from the jump, slicing through the Raiders defense for 398 total YDS (374 passing 25 rushing) and 5 scores. Best of all, he didn't the turn ball over after logging a league-high 9 giveaways through the opening 4 games. Maye will hope to make it 3 great showings in a row when the Jets come to Gilette Stadium on Sunday afternoon.

Honorable Mentions: Jayden Daniels (Commanders), Jared Goff (Lions), Jacoby Brissett (Cardinals)

Biggest Loser: Tyler Shough (Saints)

Frankly, Shough didn't stand much of a chance squaring off against the Vikings ferocious defense behind a makeshift offensive line and the results were predictably awful. Being under siege all day and having to rely on sheer gunslinging desperation to try and move the ball downfield led Shough to produce one of the worst lines you'll see from a starting QB this season (96 YDS, 0 TD's, 2 INT's). He's a terrific bounceback candidate for Week 6 against a Giants defense that has had its share of struggles defending the pass so far this season.

Dishonorable Mentions: Dak Prescott (Cowboys), Jalen Hurts (Eagles), Bo Nix (Broncos)

Running Back

Biggest Winner: Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions)

After a very quiet showing by his lofty standards against the Panthers last week, Gibbs returned to his normal elite form by absolutely obliterating the Cardinals defense (207 scrimmage YDS and 2 rushing TD's on 30 touches) in a blowout win for the Lions. Gibbs' owners will have to shoulder the burden of inserting a vastly inferior RB into their lineup while the dual-threat fantasy monster is on bye.

Honorable Mentions: Jaylen Warren (Steelers), Bucky Iriving (Buccaneers), Derrick Henry (Ravens)

Biggest Loser: Jeremiyah Love (Cardinals)

Gibbs' counterpart on the Cardinals offense had a much less productive outing. Love got completely stuffed on the ground, turning his 12 carries into just 22 YDS and failed to catch his only target on the day as the Cardinals pivoted to a pass-dominant attack early in the second half once the Lions blew the game wide open. Love, who is playing through the ankle injury he suffered back in training camp, will be a shaky RB2/FLEX play in Week 6 against the Rams.

Dishonorable Mentions: Chase Brown (Bengals), Omarion Hampton (Chargers), Cam Skattebo (Giants)

Wide Receiver

Biggest Winner: Puka Nacua (Rams)

While Nacua wasn't making huge splash plays against the Bills last night, Matthew Stafford was going his way on basically every other pass he threw for the entire game. The star wideout set a new career-high by hauling in 17 receptions on 24 targets, which he turned into 138 YDS and a TD as the Rams lost a heartbreaking OT shootout on their home field. Up next for Nacua is a dream matchup with the lowly Cardinals secondary. 

Honorable Mentions: Christian Watson (Packers), Parker Washington (Jaguars), Malik Nabers (Giants)

Biggest Loser: Jaylen Waddle (Broncos)

Sean Payton snatching the playcalling duties from his alleged understudy Davis Webb did nothing to help Waddle's output this week. The Broncos big offseason acquisition was once again pretty invisible despite having a favorable matchup against the Chargers, catching 2-of-5 targets for 19 YDS and gaining 9-YDS on his lone rush attempt. Waddle's next opportunity to put a stop to the incredibly underwhelming start to his Broncos career will be Thursday night against the Seahawks.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Carnell Tate (Titans), Tee Higgins (Bengals), Michael Wilson (Cardinals)

Tight End

Biggest Winner: Isaiah Likely (Giants)

Likely was one of the key cogs in the Giants improbable second half comeback that led to one of the most absurd ties in NFL history against the Commanders on Sunday, hauling in a career-high 11 receptions for 94 YDS and 2 TD's. After a quiet first couple games with Jameis Winston under center, Likely has forged a strong connection with the veteran QB and it's incredibly encouraging that his target share hasn't really been impacted by Malik Nabers' return to elite form over the past couple of weeks.

Honorable Mentions: Brock Bowers (Raiders), Tyler Warren (Colts), Sam LaPorta (Lions)

Biggest Loser: Harold Fannin Jr. (Browns)

Deshaun Watson went back to struggling mightily in the Browns ugly Week 6 loss to the Jets and only Denzel Boston escaped unscathed from a fantasy perspective. Fannin Jr. suffered a particularly cruel fate, catching just 1-of-4 targets for 4 YDS on the day. The talented 2nd year tight end could find himself in a tough spot once again in Week 6 if Watson struggles to get anything going against a Ravens defense that is starting gain confidence after back-to-back strong showings. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Dalton Kincaid (Bills), Colston Loveland (Bears), Juwan Johnson (Saints)

Defense/Special Teams

Biggest Winner: Texans

After 5 weeks, the Texans D/ST has finally showed off the elite form that made them the kings of this position a year ago. The porous Cam Ward-led Titans offense got completely stomped out by their division rivals from Southeast Texas, surrendering 4 sacks, an interception and fumble recovery in a 26-3 loss. The Texans are going to have to dig deep to put up another strong performance this week when they travel to London to take on the AFC South-leading Jaguars.

Honorable Mentions: Broncos, Vikings, Bengals

Biggest Loser: Rams

Neither defense looked particularly good -especially in the second half and OT-during the back-and-forth battle between the Rams and Bills last night, but the losing team was the only one that was owned/played by a good amount of fantasy players. While Chris Shula's group did get a sack, INT and fumble recovery, any good they did was undone by the fact that they had allowed 37 points by the time the final whistle blew. Fortunately for them, redemption could be imminent as they're set to square off with the reeling 1-4 Cardinals in Week 6. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Jaguars, Steelers, Cowboys