Ridley Scott Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Ridley Scott-whose latest project "The Dog Stars" releases in theaters on Thursday. 

Ridley Scott's Filmography Ranked:

21.Exodus: Gods and Kings (D-)

20.Blade Runner (D)

19.Kingdom of Heaven (C-)

18.Hannibal (C-)

17.The Counselor (C-)

16.Alien: Covenant (C-)

15.Body of Lies (B-)

14.Robin Hood (B-)

13.Napoleon (B-)

12.Matchstick Men (B-)

11.House of Gucci (B-)

10.Prometheus (B-)

9.Gladiator II (B)

8.All the Money in the World (B)

7.Black Hawk Down (B)

6.Thelma & Louise (B)

5.The Martian (B+)

4.The Last Duel (B+)

3.Alien (B+)

2.American Gangster (A-)

1.Gladiator (A)

Top Dog: Gladiator (2000)

Through its electrifying, brutal combat sequences and excellent scenery-chewing performances, Gladiator becomes a crowning achievement of macho soap opera cinema. While I'm not as low on it as some other people out there, it's pretty disappointing that Scott could only occasionally recapture this maximalist melodramatic magic on Gladiator II. 

Bottom Feeder: Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014)

Given all of Scott's experience and success making historical epics across multiple decades, it's hard to fathom how Exodus: Gods and Kings managed to be such a colossal failure. Beyond the horrific castings of Christan Bale as Moses and Joel Edgerton as Ramses, it's easily one of the tedious, aggressively dull movies I've ever watched. Honestly, the only thing about this foul slog that remains in my brain today is the hilarious CGI crocodile attack scene. As erratic as the quality of Scott's movies have been throughout his career, I'm very confident that he won't be able to match this turd for as long as he continues to be able to work.

Most Underrated: The Last Duel (2021)

I've talked extensively in recent years about Scott's ridiculously high output this decade and how the bulk of these movies are uneven projects with flashes of greatness peeking through that probably would've benefited from having more time in the editing room. The lone great movie from this group is The Last Duel. The script from Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Nicole Holfcener sharply weaves together its multi-perspective narrative into a really haunting human drama, Jodie Comer gives an astounding performance as a woman who has to battle through the pain of being a victim of sexual assault in a world full of people who don't believe or care that she was violated and while not exactly subtle in its execution, Scott does a really good job of hammering home just how little has changed between the 14th century and today when it comes to believing a woman when she demonstrates the courage to share with the world that she's been raped. The Last Duel is currently streaming on Hulu and Disney+ in the US to coincide with the release of The Dog Stars and if you have the stomach to watch something that deals with such a heavy subject matter, I'd strongly urge you to check it out.  

Most Overrated: Blade Runner (1982)

Before I continue, it needs to be noted that I've only seen the theatrical cut as that was the version that my film studies professor in college elected to show to the class. At some point, I'll watch whichever of the 18 cuts that have been released publicly that people respond to the most and maybe that will change my tune. But for now, I'll continue to be vehemently anti-Blade Runner. All of the god damn voiceover grinds the pacing to a halt, Harrison Ford left all of his charisma at the door for his flat turn as robot-hunting human cop protagonist Rick Deckard and frankly, my interest level in its primary philosophical question of whether or not a machine could ever become human in mind, heart or soul is borderline nonexistent.  

Quick Movie Reviews: Tony, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, The Rivals of Amziah King, The Wrong Girls

Tony: An Anthony Bourdain biopic was inevitable. He was just too famous, compelling and beloved of a figure for Hollywood to not want to dramatize his life. Fortunately, Matt Johnson (Blackberry, Nirvanna the Band the Movie the Show) was the one who got hired to make it and under his guidance, Tony eschews the genre's standard life-to-death formula for a much more meaningful, thoughtful portrait of the late chef/writer/television personality. Set in Provincetown, Massachusetts in the summer of 1973, Tony is part hangout movie, part earnest coming-of-age story centered around a young man struggling to find his way in the world whose punkish behavior unwittingly sends him down the path he was always supposed to take in life. Dominic Sessa does a sensational job of playing the shitbag 20-year-old version of Bourdain who is a charming, thoughtful guy when he's not too busy being an arrogant compulsive liar who's desperate to impress everyone he meets, Antoino Banderas does his best work since Pain & Glory as the compassionate veteran chef/restaurant owner who takes it upon himself to nurture Bourdain's love of food and Leo Woodall often runs away with the whole damn movie as the irredeemable 30-something dirtbag who the young Bourdain idolizes until he realizes just how self-destructive he is. It loses its way a bit whenever it's focusing on the romantic subplot involving Bourdain's crush/eventual first wife Nancy (Emilia Jones) as its narrative framing device that puts the viewer in the shoes of its young adult male protagonist limits her to being not much more than an object for him to lust over despite Jones' best efforts to add some depth to the character, but this is such a small piece of the puzzle in the grand scheme of the movie that the damage ends up being pretty minimal. Tony expands nationwide today and I'd urge anyone that loves Bourdain or just wants to see a good summertime movie to check it out ASAP.

Grade: B+

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma: After I Saw the TV Glow, Jane Schoenbrun became a filmmaker that I immediately bought a shitload of stock in. That movie was the product of someone who has a completely singular vision and the utmost confidence in how to bring it to life. Schoenbrun's third feature Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is another wholly unique project that also happens to represent a sharp turn from TV Glow's hypnotic, melancholic surrealist psychological drama. Where TV Glow examined the lives of two high school friends who took divergent paths when confronted with the choice of embracing their true identity, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a story that traffics in the joy of discovering pleasure. As this is a Schoenbrun joint, that pleasure is sexual liberation and it's explored by using the tropes, imagery and fandom of slasher movies. Sound crazy? Well, it very much is and that craziness is a big part of its appeal. Schoenbrun is having a blast using the love/hate relationship they have with the slasher genre and the entire Hollywood horror franchise/legacy sequel machine that they've gained more intimate knowledge of as their upward career trajectory has allowed them to gain access to those rooms as key ingredients in another really personal story about a young filmmaker (Hannah Einbinder) hired to make a reboot of the Camp Miasma slasher franchise (it's basically Friday the 13th-meets-Sleepaway Camp movie that features an androgenous killer with a spear and giant cube-shaped box on their head named "Little Death" who rises from the lake that they were forcibly drowned in years prior to kill any horny idiot that aggress to be a counselor at the adjacent summer camp) who develops an unexpected romantic connection with the elusive star of the original film (Gillian Anderson)-who lives at the abandoned camp where the original film was shot-when she goes to meet with her about the possibility of reprising her role in the new movie. Einbinder and Anderson are terrific at portraying a relationship that evolves from awkward to beautiful over the course of a few days, the slasher aesthetics from the secluded sets to the grainy visuals to the ridiculous kills from the in-universe movie are spectacular homages to the genre's 80's heyday and Schoenbrun is so good at deploying humor that it's hard to believe they hadn't really dabbled with comedy in their previous films. It's so fucking cool that Schoenbrun made something so radically different from TV Glow without losing the specificity of their voice and I can't wait to see what direction they choose to go in for their next movie.    

Grade: B+

The Rivals of Amziah King: Despite being warmly received at its world premiere at SXSW in March of 2025, The Rivals of Amziah King struggled to find a buyer and ended up on the initial slate of the company (Black Bear) that produced it when they launched their US distribution arm late last year. After seeing it, it's just as easy for me to understand why it was warmly received by audiences at SXSW as it is the lack of interest it received from prospective buyers.  Andrew Patterson (The Vast of Night) made something that is character-driven, full of heart, deeply odd and relentlessly unwieldly in ways that are both endearing and aggravating. At its most basic level, it's a movie about a beekeeper/musician/pillar of his rural Oklahoma community named Amziah King (Matthew McConaughey) who begins to mentor his former foster daughter (Angelina LookingGlass) after having a surprise reunion with her at the diner she's working at. McConaughey is completely in his element as this eccentric, kind and wise man whose zest for life despite all of the hardships he's endured is contagious. Not since The Beach Bum has a film better utilized the easygoing charisma and open heart that makes McConaughey such a magnetic screen presence. When the narrative shifts from loose episodic drama to crime/heist territory in the second half, the film's shaggy appeal dampens a bit as these previously very likable characters kind of clumsily morph into morally ambiguous entities at the drop of a hat and LookingGlass is too stoic of a screen presence to shoulder the emotional weight that she's asked to carry. While I'm not confident there's any version of this movie that would be truly great given how messy and silly the storytelling is on a structural level, it definitely could've improved a bit if Patterson took some more care in mapping out the abrupt evolution of its main characters and picked a more capable actor to join McConaughey in the co-leading role.

Grade: B

The Wrong Girls: Bookending this piece with pure hangout movies is a fun little coincidence that is perfect for this stretch of the calendar. The Wrong Girls is a true throwback stoner comedy that revels in the power of friendship and being silly. Writer/director Dylan Meyer establishes a really laid-back atmosphere that perfectly mirrors the attitudes of its slacker protagonists (Kristen Stewart, Alia Shawkat) as a case of mistaken identity and misplaced curiosity about the contents of the briefcase they were handed as a result leads to these chill gals suddenly finding themselves in the crosshairs of some very powerful people. Stewart and Shawkat are absolutely delightful together as they bumble their way through being pursued by dangerous forces with a whole lot of effervescent idiocy and (platonic) love, the revolving door of famous faces (LaKeith Stanfield, Zack Fox, Seth Rogen, Kumail Nanjiani, Kate McKinnon, Tony Hale) who show up or lend their voices to portray the supporting characters all manage to get some laughs off in their limited time on screen and Todd Banhazi's warm kaleidoscopic cinematography is sneakily some of the best I've seen all year long. The worst thing I can say about The Wrong Girls is that it's more of a consistent smirk and chuckle movie than a truly laugh-out-loud one. Alas, it was still a good time at the movies and I'm glad that Meyer was able to get a stoner comedy to the big screen in 2026. 

Grade: B

2025 in Movies: Revisited

Change didn't exactly sweep through my 2025 movie rankings in the past 7 and a half months. Perhaps things would've looked a little bit different if I had followed through on my intention to rewatch several titles that I wanted to clarify my opinion on including Eddington, One Battle After Another and Twinless before dropping this piece, but alas, my attention shifted elsewhere and that potential for huge shakeups wasn't realized.

Of the 17 titles I've watched since the publication of my initial year-end list in early January, only two received grades of B+ or higher and entered the top portion of the list. Beyond that, a couple of titles managed to secure a place in or around the top 50 and the average-to-below-average section near the bottom got padded out a bit. There are still approximately 25-35 movies released in 2025 that I'm eager to check out that I still haven't gotten to and I hope to watch at least a few of them before the end of the year, so it's very possible that this list undergoes some more meaningful changes by the time 2027 rolls around. Anyways, here's what the worst to best rankings currently look like.

()=Ranking on the Year-End List 

163.(145) O'Dessa (D)

162.(144) The Electric State (D)

161.(143) Back in Action (D+)

160.(142) Hurry Up Tomorrow (D+)

159.(141) The Old Guard 2 (C-)

158.(140) Shelby Oaks (C-)

157.(new) Sirat (C-)

156.(new) Trap House (C-)

155.(139) Ella McCay (C-)

154.(138) A Big Bold Beautiful Journey (C-)

153.(new) King Ivory (C-)

152.(137) You're Cordially Invited (C)

151.(136) Snow White (C)

150.(new) Father Mother Sister Brother (C)

149.(135) After the Hunt (C)

148.(134) The Parenting (C)

147.(133) Guns Up (C)

146.(new) The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (C)

145.(132) The Conjuring: Last Rites (C)

144.(new) The Testament of Ann Lee (C)

143.(131) Borderline (C)

142.(130) The Woman in the Yard (C)

141.(129) Afterburn (C)

140.(128) Kiss of the Spider Woman (C)

139.(127) Shadow Force (C)

138.(126) Maintenance Required (C)

137.(125) Keeper (C)

136.(new) 100 Nights of Hero (C)

135.(124) Clown in a Cornfield (C)

134.(123) A Minecraft Movie (C+)

133.(122) The Amateur (C+)

132.(121) Captain America: Brave New World (C+)

131.(120) Final Destination: Bloodlines (C+)

130.(119) Wolf Man (B-)

129.(118) Dog Man (B-)

128.(117) Sketch (B-)

127.(116) Nouvelle Vague (B-)

126.(new) Sisu: Road to Revenge (B-)

125.(115) Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (B-)

124.(114) Black Bag (B-)

123.(113) Rebuilding (B-)

122.(112) My Dead Friend Zoe (B-)

121.(111) The Accountant 2 (B-)

120.(110) The Roses (B-)

119.(109) Die My Love (B-)

118.(new) Fackham Hall (B-)

117.(108) The Strangers: Chapter 2 (B-)

116.(107) The Pickup (B-)

115.(106) M3GAN 2.0 (B-)

114.(105) Relay (B-)

113.(new) Dead Man's Wire (B-)

112.(104) Dangerous Animals (B-)

111.(103) Honey Don't! (B-)

110.(102) Another Simple Favor (B-)

109.(101) Regretting You (B-)

108.(100) Hedda (B-)

107.(99) The Smashing Machine (B-)

106.(98) Presence (B-)

105.(97) Hamnet (B-)

104.(96) KPop Demon Hunters (B-)

103.(95) A House of Dynamite (B-)

102.(new) Sharp Corner (B-)

101.(94) The Toxic Avenger (B-)

100.(new) Pillion (B-)

99.(93) How to Train Your Dragon (B-)

98.(92) I Know What You Did Last Summer (B-)

97.(91) Death of a Unicorn (B-)

96.(90) Play Dirty (B-)

95.(89) Silent Night, Deadly Night (B-)

94.(88) Eenie Meanie (B-)

93.(new) The Luckiest Man in America (B-)

92.(87) Eddington (B-)

91.(86) Him (B-)

90.(85) Until Dawn (B-)

89.(new) Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere (B-)

88.(84) Opus (B-)

87.(83) Happy Gilmore 2 (B-)

86.(82) Heart Eyes (B)

85.(81) A Working Man (B)

84.(80) Predator: Killer of Killers (B)

83.(79) Havoc (B)

82.(78) Jurassic World Rebirth (B)

81.(77) It Was Just an Accident (B)

80.(76) Blue Moon (B)

79.(75) Americana (B)

78.(74) A Nice Indian Boy (B)

77.(73) Hell of a Summer (B)

76.(72) Christy (B)

75.(71) Diablo (B)

74.(70) The Phoenician Scheme (B)

73.(69) The Ballad of Wallis Island (B)

72.(68) Wicked: For Good (B)

71.(67) Anaconda (B)

70.(66) Last Breath (B)

69.(65) Fight or Flight (B)

68.(64) The Secret Agent (B)

67.(63) The Surfer (B)

66.(62) Elio (B)

65.(61) If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You (B)

64.(60) Bob Trevino Likes It (B)

63.(59) Freaky Tales (B)

62.(58) Ash (B)

61.(57) The Bad Guys 2 (B)

60.(56) Sentimental Value (B)

59.(55) Zootopia 2 (B)

58.(54) The Fantastic Four: First Steps (B)

57.(53) Novocaine (B)

56.(52) Drop (B)

55.(51) Love Hurts (B)

54.(50) Bone Lake (B)

53.(49) Jay Kelly (B)

52.(48) Is This Thing On? (B)

51.(new) Code 3 (B)

50.(new) Song Sung Blue (B)

49.(47) Mission-Impossible: The Final Reckoning (B)

48.(46) Rental Family (B)

47.(45) Lurker (B)

46.(44) Oh, Hi! (B)

45.(43) One of Them Days (B)

44.(42) F1 (B)

43.(41) Frankenstein (B)

42.(40) Heads of State (B)

41.(39) Roofman (B)

40.(38) Predator: Badlands (B)

39.(37) 40 Acres (B)

38.(36) One Battle After Another (B)

37.(35) Mickey 17 (B)

36.(34) Twinless (B)

35.(33) The Life of Chuck (B+)

34.(32) Eternity (B+)

33.(31) Now You See Me: Now You Don't (B+)

32.(new) The Perfect Neighbor (B+)

31.(30) Warfare (B+)

30.(29) Caught Stealing (B+)

29.(28) No Other Choice (B+)

28.(27) Train Dreams (B+)

27.(26) Good Fortune (B+)

26.(25) The Threesome (B+)

25.(24) Nobody 2 (B+)

24.(23) Black Phone 2 (B+)

23.(22) Splitsville (B+)

22.(21) The Running Man (B+)

21.(20) The Housemaid (B+)

20.(19) Together (B+)

19.(18) Sorry, Baby (B+)

18.(17) 28 Years Later (B+)

17.(16) The Monkey (B+)

16.(15) Ballerina (B+)

15.(14) Thunderbolts* (B+)

14.(13) Materialists (B+)

13.(12) Wake Up Dead Man (B+)

12.(11) Companion (B+)

11.(10) Den of Thieves 2: Pantera (B+)

10.(9) Bugonia (B+)

9.(new) The Alabama Solution (A-)

8.(8) The Long Walk (A-)

7.(7) The Naked Gun (A-)

6.(6) Weapons (A-)

5.(5) Superman (A-)

4.(4) Bring Her Back (A-)

3.(3) Marty Supreme (A)

2.(2) Friendship (A)

1.(1) Sinners (A)

2025 in Music: Revisited

As we sit here in the early stages of the second half of August, I can comfortably say that 2026 has been a weaker musical year than 2025 so far. There are at least six or seven records from last year that I'd put ahead of anything that's been released this year, and the quality disparity actually manages to get wider when I compare the records that make up the teens and twenties on these lists. Of course, there's still time for the pendulum to swing in the other direction, but it's going to take some swift, drastic movement in the final stretch of the calendar for 2026 to overcome the deficit its currently facing.

On the front of discovering new 2025 records since posting my year-end list at the top of January, there wasn't much that truly popped from the pile of primarily metalcore, deathcore and alt-metal offerings that I checked out. The biggest standouts were the relentlessly crushing All the Devil Are Here by Bay Area metalcore outfit Mugshot and Jane Remover's strong collection of largely previously released standalone singles brought together on a single EP entitled ♥. Other than that, it was pretty uneventful save for another solid release from Pupil Slicer, a couple of extreme metal acts that I hadn't checked out prior and one of the biggest messes I've heard in some time. Without any further rambling, here's the full updated rankings of every 2025 EP and LP I've heard from worst to best (w/grades). 

()=Ranking on year-end list. 

EP's:

8.(new) PRESIDENT-King of Terrors (C-)

7.(new) Enterprise Earth-Descent into Madness (B-)

6.(4) The Crimson Armada-Ceremony (B)

5.(new) Final Resting Place-Bound by Affliction (B)

4.(3) Many Eyes-Combust (B)

3.(2) Car Bomb-Tiles Whisper Dreams (B)

2.(1) Soulkeeper-Join Us in Creating Excellence (B+)

1.(new) Jane Remover-♥ (B+)

LP's:

87.(79) Sleep Token-Even in Arcadia (C-)

86.(78) Machine Head-Unatoned (C)

85.(77) Playboi Carti-Music (C)

84.(76) Olivia Dean-The Art of Loving (C)

83.(75) The Mars Volta-Lucro sucio; los ojos del vacio (C)

82.(74) The Halo Effect-March of the Unheard (C+)

81.(73) Architects-The Sky, the Earth & All Between (C+)

80.(72) Sleep Theory-Afterglow (C+)

79.(71) Rivers of Nihil-Rivers of Nihil (C+)

78.(70) Snooze-I KNOW HOW YOU WILL DIE (C+)

77.(69) Haim-I Quit (C+)

76.(68) Kaonashi-I Want to Go Home (C+)

75.(new) LANDMVRKS-The Darkest Place I've Ever Been (B-)

74.(67) A Day to Remember-Big Ole Album Vol.1 (B-)

73.(66) Bodybox-3 (B-)

72.(65) Sabrina Carpenter-Man's Best Friend (B-)

71.(64) Rico Nasty-Lethal (B-)

70.(63) Born of Osiris-Through Shadows (B-)

69.(62) Thornhill-Bodies (B-)

68.(61) Boltcutter-Still Broke (B-)

67.(new) Volatile Ways-Perfect Dark (B-)

66.(60) Arm's Length-There's a Whole World Out There (B-)

65.(59) Geese-Getting Killed (B-)

64.(58) Fleshwater-2000: In Search of the Endless Sky (B-)

63.(57) Tame Impala-Deadbeat (B-)

62.(56) Florence+the Machine-Everybody Scream (B-)

61.(new) Magnolia Park-Vamp (B-)

60.(55) Viagra Boys-vigar aboys (B-)

59.(54) Banks-Off with Her Head (B-)

58.(53) Bad Bunny-Debi tirar mas fotos (B-)

57.(52) Behemoth-The Shit Ov God (B-)

56.(51) Tate McRae-So Close to What (B-)

55.(50) King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard-Phantom Island (B-)

54.(49) Rosalia-Lux (B-)

53.(48) Clipse-Let God Sort Em Out (B-)

52.(new) Psychedelic Porn Crumpets-Carpe Diem, Moonman (B)

51.(47) Paleface Swiss-Cursed (B)

50.(46) Obscura-A Sonication (B)

49.(45) Cabal-Everything Rots (B)

48.(44) Killswitch Engage-This Consequence (B)

47.(43) Tyler, the Creator-Don't Tap the Glass (B)

46.(new) Gates to Hell-Death Comes to All (B)

45.(42) PeelingFlesh-PF Radio 2 (B)

44.(41) Stray from the Path-Clockworked (B)

43.(new) Agriculture-The Spiritual Sound (B)

42.(40) Volbeat-God of Angels Trust (B)

41.(39) PSYCHO-FRAME-Salvation Laughs in the Face of a Grieving Mother (B)

40.(new) Pupil Slicer-Fleshwork (B)

39.(38) Mac Miller-Ballonerism (B)

38.(37) Kali Uchis-Sincerely, (B)

37.(30) Testament-Para bellum (B)

36.(32) Sanguisugabogg-Hideous Aftermath (B)

35.(35) Sudan Archives-The BPM (B)

34.(34) Danny Brown-Stardust (B)

33.(33) FKA twigs-EUSEXUA Afterglow (B)

32.(31) Lorde-Virgin (B)

31.(36) Addison Rae-Addison (B)

30.(29) Greyhaven-Keep It Quiet (B)

29.(28)Drain-Is Your Friend...(B)

28.(27) Coheed and Cambria-Vaxis: Act III: The Father of Make Believe (B)

27.(26) Miley Cyrus-Something Beautiful (B)

26.(25) Freddie Gibbs and The Alchemist-Alfredo 2 (B)

25.(24) Doja Cat-Vie (B)

24.(23) Lady Gaga-Mayhem (B)

23.(21) Your Spirit Dies-My Gnawing Pains Will Never Rest (B+)

22.(22) Despised Icon-Shadow Work (B+)

21.(19) Allegaeon-The Ossuary Lens (B+)

20.(20) Pinkpantherss-Fancy That (B+)

19.(18) Revocation-New Gods, New Masters (B+)

18.(17) Lorna Shore-I Feel the Everblack Festering Within Me (B+)

17.(16) Dying Wish-Flesh Stays Together (B+)

16.(15) Deftones-Private Music (B+)

15.(14) The Acacia Strain-You Are Safe from God Here (B+)

14.(13) FKA twigs-EUSEXUA (B+)

13.(12) Shadow of Intent-Imperium Delirium (B+)

12.(11) Fallujah-Xenotaph (B+)

11.(new) Mugshot-All the Devils Are Here (B+)

10.(10) Spite-New World Killer (B+)

9.(9) Turnstile-Never Enough (B+)

8.(8) Whitechapel-Hymns in Dissonance (B+)

7.(7) Between the Buried and Me-The Blue Nowhere (B+)

6.(6) Orthodox-A Door Left Open (B+)

5.(5) Tallah-Primeval: Obsession/Detachment (A-)

4.(4) The Weeknd-Hurry Up Tomorrow (A-)

3.(2) Spiritbox-Tsunami Sea (A-)

2.(3) Jane Remover-Revengeseekerz (A)

1.(1) The Callous Daoboys-I Don't Want to See You in Heaven (A)

Annabelle Wallis Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Annabelle Wallis-whose latest project "Mutiny" releases in theaters on Thursday. 

Annabelle Wallis' Filmography Ranked:

11.Come and Find Me (D)

10.Annabelle: Creation (C-)

9.Annabelle (C-)

8.Mercy (C)

7.King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (C)

6.The Mummy (C+)

5.Body of Lies (B-)

4.The Brothers Grimsby (B)

3.Boss Level (B)

2.Tag (B)

1.Malignant (B+)

Top Dog: Malignant (2021)

James Wan knew had one chance to make a blank check movie after the box office heater he went from 2011-2018 (Insidious, The Conjuring, Insidious: Chapter 2, Furious 7, The Conjuring 2, Aquaman) and he took full advantage of it with Malignant. This man threw out every single wacky stylistic flourish and idea he had in his arsenal to make one of the gleefully deranged pieces of genre cinema that I've ever seen.  After the troubled production of Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, he deserves the opportunity to make another wild passion project like this-although I'm pretty skeptical that there's somebody out there that would be willing to back it. 

Bottom Feeder: Come and Find Me (2016)

Let's rewind to a mere 6 days ago when I decided it would be a good idea to watch one of more Wallis' movies for this piece and Come and Find Me ended up being that lucky title. Electing to watch this movie very well could be the worst choice I've made so far this month. Come Find and Me is the first and only movie that was made by the disgraced Joss Whedon's younger brother Zack and after watching it, I'm not exactly stunned that he hasn't been entrusted to make another feature. This movie tries to position itself as this intelligent mystery thriller about a man (Aaron Paul) who stumbles upon a whole lot of secrets when he elects to go searching for his missing girlfriend (Wallis) a year after she disappeared, but what's lurking underneath its high aspirations is a scattershot, dull and idiotic movie that can't even create the illusion that all of its puzzle pieces are fitting together in a compelling or a clever manner for any meaningful amount of time. 

Most Underrated: Tag (2018)

While it's not quite strong enough to go down as one of the best studio comedies of the 2010's, Tag has a lot of fun with its "childhood friends who reunite every year as adults to play a month-long game of tag" premise and boasts a trio of very funny performances from Jake Johnson, Hannibal Burress and Isla Fisher that consistently elevates the warm stupidity of the humor. 

Most Overrated: Annabelle: Creation (2017)

Quite frankly, I'm kind of in awe this managed to become the best received Conjuring movie outside of the first two entries in the main franchise. David F. Sandberg tables the combination of eerie atmospherics and clever jump scares that made his breakout movie Lights Out work in favor of a long string of flaccid, sometimes unintentionally funny jump scares, the performances outside of Miranda Otto as the wife of the toymaker (Anthony LaPaglia) are all pretty bad and the reveal that it ties to the previous film is absurd even by horror movie retconning/lore building standards. 

Jeff Daniels Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Jeff Daniels-whose latest project "The Brink of War" releases in theaters today. 

Jeff Daniels' Filmography Ranked:

18.101 Dalmatians (D) 

17.Good Night, and Good Luck (C)

16.Dumb and Dumber To (C)

15.RV (C)

14.Fly Away Home (C)

13.Allegiant (C)

12.Traitor (C+)

11.State of Play (C+)

10.Something Wild (B-)

9.Away We Go (B)

8.The Squid and the Whale (B)

7.Pleasantville (B) 

6.The Lookout (B)

5.Looper (B)

4.Dumb and Dumber (B)

3.The Martian (B+)

2.Steve Jobs (B+)

1.Speed (B+)

Top Dog: Speed (1994)

Speed has become one of the most frequently mimicked action movies of the past 30 years for good reason. The simplicity of its plot and perfectly calibrated tone pave the way for a movie that keeps the suspense high without ever taking itself seriously enough to get in the way all of the freewheeling fun its producing. May the legacy sequel machine never come for this beautiful creation. 

Bottom Feeder: 101 Dalmatians (1996)

What Cruella was able to pull off with its flashy camp exploration of the iconic Disney villain's origin story reenforced my disdain for both of the Glenn Close-led live action films. Close's fine enough scenery chewing is just no match for how lifeless and boring the film's supposedly vibrant universe manages to be.  

Most Underrated: The Lookout (2007)

19 years after its release, The Lookout is a borderline forgotten piece of media. This unique, character-driven heist drama from Hollywood vet Scott Frank (The Queen's Gambit, Out of Sight) about a bank janitor (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) with short term memory problems brought on by a serious car crash that derailed his promising youth hockey career being coerced by an old high school classmate (Matthew Goode) to assist in a robbery at the bank he works at was little seen when it came out in March of 2007, so this being the fate it suffered isn't exactly surprising. If you're a fan of the aforementioned genres and happen to find yourself on the home screen of a free streaming service like Pluto TV or Tubi looking for something to watch, you should definitely consider checking this out. 

Most Overrated: Good Night, and Good Luck (2005)

Nobody makes a dry movie quite like George Clooney does and Good Night, and Good Luck is one of his finest hours. I was shown this when I was studying journalism in college and as important as its messages about freedom of the press and the media challenging power are, Clooney manages to present them in such a bland, stagey manner that they don't land with their intended power. 

Movie Review: Super Troopers 3

All roads lead back to Super Troopers for the Broken Lizard gang. The comedy troupe consisting of Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske owe much of the longevity of their career to people falling in love with this idiotic, prank-loving group of Vermont state troopers back in the early 2000's. 8 years after Super Troopers 2 finally completed its long, bumpy journey to the big screen, Thorny, Farva, Foster, Mac and Rabbit are back for another round of dumb, stoner-adjacent hijinks in Super Troopers 3.

Maturation and evolution are concepts that Broken Lizard flirt with at times during Super Troopers 3 as they're now in their late 50's, but whatever wisdom they've picked up over the years is often put on the back burner as they follow their true of putting as many dick, drug and Canada jokes into the world as possible. To their credit, they're just as enthusiastic about playing as these characters now as they were when they made the first movie 26 years ago and the passion they lead with makes it easy for the new cast members (Hannah Simone, Nat Faxon, Andrew Dismukes, Iqbal Theba, Sakina Jaffrey, Chace Crawford, Jon Rudnitsky, Lisa Gilroy) to come in and play around in the gleefully immature world they've built. Unfortunately, their continued love of these characters and spirited new additions to the ensemble can't gloss over the issues that arise with the material itself. The whiff rate on the jokes is much higher here than it was on either of the previous films and they spend way too much time on yet another drug ring subplot at the expense of its amusing A-plot involving Farva preparing to marry Thorny's sister (Simone). There's still enough joy to be had in watching this group along with the always great Brian Cox embody these lovable idiot characters again and crank out a handful of hilarious gags to make it a fun enough watch, but it's probably time for them to move on and do something that will move the needle more than a fourth Super Troopers movie. 

Grade: B-