Saturday, January 17, 2026

NFL Divisional Round Predictions

 Wild Card Record: 4-2 (Correct: Rams, Bears, Patriots, Texans Incorrect: Jaguars, Eagles)

Buffalo Bills over Denver Broncos:

What the Bills did last Sunday in Jacksonville was pretty remarkable. Even though their prolific rushing attack was stifled by the Jags top-ranked rush D and already dire pass-catcher scenario got even worse when Gabe Davis tore his ACL in the second half, a visibly dinged-up Josh Allen and their much-maligned defense stepped up to lead them to a tough win. The grit they displayed against a Jags team that was widely viewed as the most well-rounded team in the AFC heading into the playoffs should serve them well against the Broncos.

My feeling heading into the playoffs was that if the Bills could beat the Jags, they had an excellent chance of making it to the Super Bowl. Allen played like a guy who knows this is the clearest path to the Super Bowl he's ever had in his career last week and that motivation to finally get the chance to play for a ring after years of falling short is the kind of powerful force that can drive special runs. After the Pats beat the Chargers on Sunday night and the Bills matchup with the Broncos was confirmed, this pick got locked in. As good as the Broncos defense can be, they just aren't a scary matchup for any team that's still alive in the playoffs. I'm going to have seen a lot more from this offense that has no real strength beyond offensive line play before I start to have any degree of faith in their ability to hang with the big dogs this time of year, the last time we saw them play a game of consequence their vaunted defense (3rd in scoring, 2nd against the rush, 7th against the pass, 1st in sacks) surrendered 34 points to a Jags offense that ranks lower than the Bills in every meaningful metric except for passing offense and most importantly, this is the time of year where Sean Payton likes to fall on his face (following his Super Bowl run in 2009, he's 5-8 in the playoffs including a 31-7 loss to these very Bills in the Wild Card round last year). Talking shit about the top seed in the conference is a dangerous game and I'm fully prepared to eat crow if need be, I just refuse to take this Broncos team seriously at this juncture, especially against a team with a star veteran quarterback that has performed well on this stage multiple times in recent years.  

Seattle Seahawks over San Francisco 49ers:

The shocking breaking news out of Seattle earlier this week that Sam Darnold is dealing with an oblique injury and hasn't thrown a ball all week certainly has me spooked about this game. A fully healthy Darnold imploded in the playoffs last season and this offense doesn't run the ball well enough (while they're ranked 3rd in rushing attempts and 10th in YDS, they're ranked a dismal 25th in yards per attempt) or have the volume of explosive playmakers at their disposal to mask an ailing QB. The good news for the Hawks and the only reason I'm still picking them to win over this pesky, incredibly resilient 49ers team is their defense. It was only two weeks ago in the de facto NFC West title game that Mike Macdonald's hard-nosed group held this terrific offense to 3 points and 173 YDS of total offense. Playing in Seattle and losing George Kittle to a torn Achillies makes the challenge of moving the ball against this imposing defense that much harder for Shanahan's offense and it's hard to have faith that they have the necessary firepower currently at their disposal to put up enough points to win this game. 

New England Patriots over Houston Texans:

To me, this is the biggest coin flip game of the weekend. Both of these teams have been terrific after enduring shitty starts (Pats are now 14-1 after starting 1-2 while the Texans are currently on a 10-game winning streak and became just the 7th team in NFL history to reach the playoffs after starting the season 0-3) and have well-earned reputations as tough, physical teams that you really don't want to go up against right now. While the Texans do have a clear advantage on defense and could easily blow up the game-especially given how bad the Pats o-line looked last week, I just don't trust their offense enough to pick them to win. C.J. Stroud did everything he could to try and throw away a game that the Texans dominated from start to finish last week, the Steelers low wattage offense just wasn't able to take advantage of the plethora of giveaways he made. The odds of the Patriots failing to do that if those huge mistakes pop up again this week are very minimal. Mike Vrabel's team has done a pretty good job of taking advantage of turnovers this year and Josh McDaniels is a skilled enough playcaller to at least put some points on the board if they happen to be gifted excellent field position multiple times in a game because Stroud can't hold onto the ball or needlessly forced a throw downfield instead of just taking a sack. 

The potential for snow also looms over this game. Not only are the Texans a dome team, but they also play in a division where elements are effectively a non-factor since the only team that plays outdoors outside of Florida is the Titans, have a QB from Southern California in Stroud that has very little experience in the cold in college or the pros and their rushing attack is below average at best (22nd in the league). That's not exactly a blueprint for success when you're playing a team that frolics in the elements damn near every week this time of year and that could prove to be their demise in such an even matchup on paper. 

Los Angeles Rams over Chicago Bears:

Riding the high of the Bears insane comeback win over the Packers last Saturday was the best moment I've had as a fan since they went to the Super Bowl 19 years ago. When the Eagles lost to the 49ers last Sunday and the matchup with the Rams was confirmed, that feeling of euphoria promptly turned to dread. The prospect of facing off against a Sean McVay-coached offense that's leading the league in scoring is completely fucking terrifying. As well as the Bears defense played for the bulk of the second half against the Packers, shutting down Romeo Doubs, Jayden Reed and a cartoonishly injured Josh Jacobs is a much easier ask than trying to slow down Puka Nacua, Kyren Williams, Davante Adams and the multiple other threats the Rams have in their arsenal. There's a glimmer of hope to be had for the Bears given the struggles the Rams defense have been going through of late and the whole West Coast team having to play in Chicago in January of it all (although Matthew Stafford's 12-year run with the Lions takes away at least some of that advantage), I just don't like the Bears defense's odds of meaningfully slowing down this wagon of an offense for 60 minutes. 

Thursday, January 15, 2026

Joe Carnahan Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Joe Carnahan-whose latest project "The Rip" begins streaming on Netflix tomorrow. 

Joe Carnahan's Filmography Ranked:

7.Shadow Force (C)

6.Copshop (B)

5.The Grey (B)

4.Boss Level (B)

3.Narc (B+)

2.The A-Team (B+)

1.Smokin' Aces (A)

Top Dog: Smokin' Aces (2007)

A combination of fond memories of seeing this with a few friends in theaters as a freshman in high school and true respect for all the chaotic silliness that it contains has led to me develop an enduring love for Smokin' Aces. All of the detractors that have dismissed it as nothing but a Red Bull-fueled riff on Tarantino are making a fair point, but the movie is so fucking fun that I really don't care who Carnahan was influenced by while making it. 

Bottom Feeder: Shadow Force (2025)

Shadow Force is an unfortunate misfire of a movie. Kerry Washington and Omar Sy are a stellar romantic pairing that give the film a great foundation. You completely buy them as special forces operators that had to go into hiding after falling in love and having a kid (Jahleel Kamara), which went against the rules their boss (Mark Strong) had established for their elite unit. When the film shifts away from the breezy chemistry of Washington and Sy to focus on the action and its throwaway plot (Strong's vengeful boss find out they're still alive and aims to kill them), it becomes a sterile, rudderless affair. Carnahan is way too much of a seasoned vet to be putting out action flicks this aggressively mediocre and I'm hopeful that The Rip will end up being a return to form for him.

Most Underrated: The A-Team (2010)

Carnahan's sole foray into the world of true blockbuster filmmaking is also one of the finest accomplishments of his career. Boasting a knowingly silly tone, well-cast misfit heroes (Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Quentin "Rampage" Jackson, Sharlto Copley) and plenty of awesome cartoony action, The A-Team successfully applies the spirit of the classic series to a much bigger modern canvas. 

Most Overrated: The Grey (2012)

This feels a little unfair as The Grey is a solid survival thriller, but it's the best reviewed movie of Carnahan's career by just about any metric you throw out there and I just don't think it's on the level of his best work-namely due to its underwhelming final act. 

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Top 10 Live Performances of 2025

Shows Attended in 2025:

4/19 Spiritbox/Loathe/Dying Wish, MGM Music Hall at Fenway, Boston, MA

5/12 Kendrick Lamar/SZA/Mustard (DJ set), Gillette Stadium, Foxboro, MA

6/10 Queens of the Stone Age/The Kills, MGM Music Hall at Fenway, Boston, MA

6/27 FKA twigs/Koreless, Roadrunner, Brighton, MA

9/15 Between the Buried and Me/Hail the Sun/The World is a Beautiful Place and I'm No Longer Afraid to Die, Royale, Boston, MA

9/20 Turnstile/Mannequin Pussy/Speed/Jane Remover, The Stage at Suffolk Downs, East Boston, MA 

10/5 letlive./Vanna/Hue, Paradise Rock Club, Boston, MA

11/23 Dying Wish/Static Dress/Gouge Away/Orthodox/Boltcutter, Royale, Boston, MA

12/20 The Red Chord/The Number Twelve Look Likes You/See You Next Tuesday/Vomit Forth, The Sinclair, Cambridge, MA

Honorable Mentions: Kendrick Lamar, FKA twigs, Gouge Away

10.Mannequin Pussy:

The small amount of Mannequin Pussy I'd heard ahead of seeing them open for Turnstile in September didn't leave much of an impression on me. Their live show was a completely different story. The dynamism of their sound that mixes somber indie and angsty, angry punk together in surprisingly cohesive fashion really shines through in a live setting, and their stage presence is some of the most commanding I've seen in recent memory. 

9.The Red Chord:

Any opportunity to see the long semi-retired Red Chord play is a treat. Getting the chance to see them play their 2005 classic Clients from front to back made this rare occurrence even more special. They're remarkably tight for a band that's only been playing a handful of shows per year for over a decade now and getting to see them play ripper deep cuts like "Upper Decker", "Love on the Concrete" and "He Was Dead When I Got There" live for the first time was surreal.

8.SZA:

While I had my gripes with how frequently she cut songs short and the wonky flow of the set brought on by the choice to have her and Kendrick Lamar rotate performing for the nearly 3 hours they were on stage, SZA sounded amazing and none of the power of her songs got lost in the massive environment of a football stadium.

7.Loathe:
Cue up the "I Get It Now" GIF from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia stat! After nearly 5 full years of being baffled by the hype around Loathe, something finally clicked in the weeks leading up to seeing them for the second time in less than a year and their show itself only further solidified how much of a dunce I was for sleeping on them for so long. They're effectively the millennial British metalcore answer to Deftones in the way that they seamlessly combine harsh and melancholic sounds to make immense, multi-layered songs that can have people in the pit one minute and standing around letting the emotions on display wash over them in the next.  I regret not going to their club headlining tour in November, but hopefully they'll be returning stateside once their new album (hopefully) releases later this year.

6.Queens of the Stone Age:

This was the first show Queens of the Stone Age played in a nearly a year after Josh Homme suffered an undisclosed medical problem in July 2024 that caused them to cancel or postpone all of their remaining dates for the year and safe to say, it was a triumph. Their stoner rock sensibilities really soar when there isn't the buffer of a speaker to soften the edges of their grime-fueled guitars and Homme is one of the most entertaining frontmen in the game right now. Having their set open with the towering "Keep Your Eyes Peeled" and close with unicorn combo of "A Song for the Deaf/A Song for the Dead" close was the cherry on top of this beautiful return to the stage for QOTSA. 

5.Dying Wish (11/23):

Dying Wish and a venue with no barrier or security in front of the stage is a perfect combination. The band kept the energy level high by plowing through a 50-minute headlining set with unrelenting dead-eyed intensity and the crowd rewarded their efforts by stage diving, crowdsurfing and moshing their asses off for the entire set. It's awesome to see one of the best bands of the metalcore revival movement continue to grow in popularity and inspire people to get rowdy as hell on a random Sunday night in November.  

4.letlive.:

I was sincerely conflicted about going to see letlive. on their reunion tour as The Callous Daoboys happened to also being playing in the Boston area on the same night. While I remain very bummed that I wasn't able to see The Callous Daoboys on their headlining tour supporting my favorite album of 2025, seeing letlive for the first time since July 2016 isn't a decision that I regret making. Spending about 8 years away from the stage didn't extinguish any of the passion or madness that defined letlive. during their initial run as their shows continue to possess a level of unrelenting chaos that needs to be experienced to be believed. Whether this reunion is a one-off or a true comeback remains to be seen, but either way, this set was fucking awesome and letlive. will always be legends in my book. 

3.Between the Buried and Me:

Seeing Between the Buried and Me for the first time since July 2018 felt like a reunion with an old friend that couldn't have possibly turned out better. The core members (Tommy Rodgers, Paul Waggoner, Dan Briggs, Blake Richardson) of the group being well into their 40's hasn't impacted their ability to play their incredibly technical music with a level of precision that makes their live performances basically indistinguishable from the studio recordings, they pulled out a couple of old cuts that I never expected them to play in 2025 ("Specular Reflection", "Extremophile Elite") and the material they played ("Absent Thereafter", "God Terror", "Things We Tell Ourselves in the Dark") from their new record The Blue Nowhere immediately joined their stacked roster of songs that sound obscenely good live. I'm going to try really hard to ensure that it won't be another 7 years before I see them again.

2.Spiritbox:

Kicking off my 2025 concertgoing by seeing Spiritbox for the first time was one of the clear highlights of the year for me. Courtney LaPlante sounds unreal live (I'm retroactively mad that I never saw iwrestledabearonce while she was in the band) and the appreciation I have for the quiet intricacy of their instrumentation increased significantly after seeing them rip through 75-80 minutes' worth of material that covers a lot of ground musically. I'd urge anyone that isn't familiar with Spiritbox who is planning on going to see Evanescence this summer to get their early in order to catch their set.    

1.Turnstile:

As Turnstile's popularity continues to significantly increase with each subsequent record they release, many people have attacked them from leaving behind their roots as a DIY hardcore band. Despite their increasingly mainstream output and upward trajectory that has put them in a position where they're only billed a few spots below Sabrina Carpenter at fucking Coachella, they still treat their shows like they're playing for a crowd of 50 punk kids somewhere in the greater Baltimore area. There are bands that are still struggling that don't play with even a fraction of the hunger and urgency that Turnstile brings to the stage on any given night and their ability to get a crowd whipped up into a frenzy is truly special. Simply put, they're an elite live act and it would be a deeply disheartening shock if a day arrived where that stopped being the case.  

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

2025 NFL All-Pro Team

Quarterback

1st team: Matthew Stafford (Rams)

2nd team: Drake Maye (Patriots)

Running Back

1st team: Bijan Robinson (Falcons)

2nd team: James Cook (Bills)

Wide Receiver

1st team: Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks), Puka Nacua (Rams)

2nd team: Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions), Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals)

Tight End

1st team: Trey McBride (Cardinals)

2nd team: Kyle Pitts (Falcons)

Tackle

1st team: Garett Bolles (Broncos), Penei Sewell (Lions)

2nd team: Tristan Wirfs (Buccaneers), Darnell Wright (Bears)

Guard

1st team: Joe Thuney (Bears), Quinn Meinerz (Broncos)

2nd team: Quenton Nelson (Colts), Chris Lindstrom (Falcons)

Center

1st team: Creed Humphrey (Chiefs)

2nd team: Aaron Brewer (Dolphins)

Edge Rusher

1st team: Myles Garrett (Browns), Will Anderson Jr. (Texans)

2nd team: Micah Parsons (Packers), Aidan Hutchinson (Lions)

Defensive Tackle

1st team: Cameron Heyward (Steelers), Jeffrey Simmons (Titans)

2nd team: Leonard Williams (Seahawks), Travis Jones (Ravens)

Inside Linebacker

1st team: Jack Campbell (Lions), Demario Davis (Saints)

2nd team: Devin Lloyd (Jaguars), Zack Baun (Eagles)

Cornerback

1st team: Devon Witherspoon (Seahawks), Mike Jackson (Panthers)

2nd team: Cooper DeJean (Eagles), Quinyon Mitchell (Eagles)

Safety

1st team: Kyle Hamilton (Ravens), Derwin James (Chargers)

2nd team: Jalen Pitre (Texans), Kevin Byard (Bears)

Kicker

1st team: Will Reichard (Vikings)

2nd team: Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys)

Punter

1st team: Jordan Stout (Ravens)

2nd team: Daniel Whelan (Packers)

Return Specialists:

1st team: Ray Davis (Bills), Marcus Jones (Patriots)

2nd team: Isaiah Williams (Jets), Chimere Dike (Titans)

Special Teamer:

1st team: Devon Key (Broncos)

2nd team: Carson Bruener (Steelers)

Long Snapper:

1st team: Rex Sunahara (Browns)

2nd team: Ross Matiscik (Jaguars)

Monday, January 12, 2026

Movie Review: Primate

2026 may be off to a miserable start, but at least the second weekend of the year provided us with a new January Movie classic in Primate. This animal splatter slasher extravaganza from horror vet Johannes Roberts has a premise that can be completely explained in one sentence (two sisters and three of their friends find themselves suddenly fighting for their lives when their beloved pet chimpanzee contracts rabies after getting bit by a mongoose) and has zero goals beyond delivering visceral horror thrills. The simplicity of its structure and efficiency of its runtime (89 minutes including credits!) provides Roberts with the ideal template to make a banger of a creature feature. Having the chimp primarily be played by an actor (Miguel Torres Umba) in a suit provides a heightened sense of menace to the sequences where the chimp is stalking this group of terrified college age adults in the relatively confined space of a cliffside home in Hawaii since the cast is acting against a threat that is actually in the room with them and the heavy use of practical gore/crunchy sound design allows the kills to pack a brutal punch. Primate is just simply everything that I'd ever want of a killer animal movie, and it rules so hard that it happened to be released during this hallowed 31-day stretch for films that are scuzzy, silly and/or have no ambitions of being viewed as high art.  

Grade: B

Saturday, January 10, 2026

NFL Wild Card Predictions

Los Angeles Rams over Carolina Panthers:

This is the textbook definition of a Wild Card weekend honeypot. The Panthers are a team with a losing record that fell completely ass backwards into the playoffs courtesy of being the winner of a goofy 3-way tiebreaker for the NFC South crown that was made possible by the Falcons beating the Saints last Sunday afternoon and the Rams have been one of the best teams in the league for the bulk of the season. The Rams being 10-point favorites of this writing-which is the biggest spread of the weekend by a whopping 4 points-perfectly illustrates the huge discrepancy that exists between these teams on paper. And yet, the Panthers beat the Rams in Charlotte in Week 13 and will have home field once again in this meeting.

Despite all of the flashing signs screaming that the Rams are going to fall into a trap and get bounced by the worst team in the entire NFL playoff field by a mile, I can't in good conscience pick the Panthers to win this game. They may play like a completely different team at home then on the road (5-3 vs 3-6), but their offense is a low wattage travesty (outside of a couple of splash passing plays late in the game, watching them operate against the Bucs in the driving ran in Tampa last week was painful) and I have zero confidence in their ability to keep up with a Sean McVay-coached group that led the league in scoring offense during the regular season. 

Chicago Bears over Green Bay Packers:

The sheer thought of this game is enough to put a King Kong-sized knot in my stomach. This is the Bears first playoff appearance since they squeaked in 2020 thanks to the Cardinals inability to beat the John Wolford-led Rams and the first time they've had a realistic chance to advance since 2018, so of course they have to go against the team that has fucking owned them for the majority of the past 35 years in the Wild Card. The Packers aren't even overly scary on paper now that Micah Parsons is out, I just see can't help but expect things to go poorly when my team lines up against those dairy-loving fuckers with the white, green and yellow G on their helmets.

Despite my fear of the Packers and lack of confidence in the Bears-particularly following their pretty shitty performance in a loss against the Lions last week, I'm still picking the reigning NFC North champs to win this game for some inexplicable reason. The Packers are incredibly banged up right now and I'm cautiously optimistic that the Bears will be able to do enough on offense to take advantage of their Parsons-less defense to hold off whatever damage Jordan Love and co. can do to their beyond exploitable defense. 

Jacksonville Jaguars over Buffalo Bills:

I've been flipping back and forth on this one all week. The Jags are the hottest team in the league right now as they've ripped off 8 straight wins following an embarrassing second half collapse against the Davis Mills-led Texans in Week 10 while the Bills have a significant advantage in playoff experience across their roster and coaching staff. Ultimately, I've decided to go with the upstart Jags. Their top ranked rush defense should be able to slow down the Bills top ranked rushing offense that's headed up by James Cook-which would put a ton of pressure for a hobbled Josh Allen to ignite their middling passing attack and despite the Jags rung game not being strong enough (they finished the regular season ranked 20th) to feel great about their ability to take advantage of the Bills horrendous run D, Liam Coen is a talented enough playcaller to cook up a plan that exploits their weakness up front without needlessly testing their top-ranked pass D downfield. 

Philadelphia Eagles over San Francisco 49ers:

This prediction is based on the assumption that the Eagles cartoonishly erratic offense will be able to have a good day against a 49ers defense that is injury-depleted to the point where it's starting to feel like they're signing guys off the street mid-game to step in for the latest doomed soul whose femur, ACL or spleen exploded. If they can't, which is completely plausible given how this season has played out for the defending Super Bowl champs, the 49ers should be able to get enough going on offense between Brock Purdy, CMC and whatever WR/TE's are healthy enough to play tomorrow afternoon to pull off the road upset. Godspeed to anyone whose brave enough to put money on this game. 

New England Patriots over Los Angeles Chargers:

Part of me feels like a Chargers team with a strong defense and terrific quarterback like Justin Herbert represents a really good test for a Patriots team who has faced very little in the way of challenges over the past 3 months. Then I realized that Herbert-who is already playing hurt-could die on the field at any time behind an offensive line that is as bad as you'll ever see in professional football and the Chargers have a knack for embarrassing themselves this time of the year-especially against a Patriots team that has sent them packing 3 times in the past 20 years. I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if this game turns into the biggest bloodbath of the weekend in short order. 

Houston Texans over Pittsburgh Steelers:

The Steelers are a missed field goal away from not being here and I like the odds of the football gods punishing them for their good fortune last week on Monday Night. Even with DK Metcalf returning to the lineup after serving a 2-game suspension for wailing on a Lions fan in Detroit a few weeks back, Aaron Rodgers is probably going to have a hard time getting the deep shots he relies on to make play going against a vicious Texans pass-rush that should have no problem exploiting his complete lack of mobility at his advanced age and despite their well-documented woes this season, the Texans offense should be able to take advantage of the Steelers D's inability to cover wideouts downfield like the Ravens did in the second half last week. 

Thursday, January 8, 2026

2025 in Movies: A Year in Review

At the top of the year, there was a lot of optimism surrounding the 2025 film slate-in large part due to the high volume of celebrated filmmakers had new movies on the calendar. That sunny forecast at this time last year proved to be accurate.  While I'm certainly not as high on the crop of films as other cinephiles out there, it would be hard to argue that 2025 was anything less than a dynamic year that produced quite a few titles that people got really excited about. Case in point: Look at how much more heat is surrounding awards season this year compared to last. People liked Anora and The Brutalist well enough, but the enthusiasm for those titles' pale in comparison to the positive chatter surrounding the likes of Sinners, Marty Supreme and the current runaway Best Picture frontrunner One Battle After Another right now. 

Beyond the aforementioned awards contenders, there's plenty of other quality stuff to champion. Big screen comedy made a comeback with a strong class headlined by a pair of summer releases (Friendship, The Naked Gun) that are among the funniest movies to come out in recent memory. Movies like Weapons, Bring Her Back and Together followed in the footsteps of Sinners and solidified 2025 as a banner year for original horror. A24 beat the allegations they've lost their touch post-Everything Everywhere All at Once Best Picture win by trotting out one of the finest slates in their history. The Housemaid proved that perfectly calibrated trash thrillers can still be made in an era where Hollywood has seemingly lost its timeless recipes from the 80's and 90's. Rian Johnson extended the Knives Out franchise's winning streak to three and got liberated from his deal at Netflix, which practically guarantees that the fourth installment will land at another studio and receive the wide theatrical release it deserves. The Now You See Me franchise re-appeared after nearly a decade away and effortlessly slipped right back into its deliriously stupid rhythm. That all of these triumphs and the many other delights that cinema offered up over the past twelve months occurred during a year where basically everything else in the world was so scary, stupid or just plain awful made them that much more special.

Below, you'll find a plethora of fun stuff celebrating the 2025 cinematic year including a complete ranking of every movie I saw from worst to best, awards galore and some silly superlatives. Hope you enjoy.


Still Need to See:

100 Nights of Hero

Adulthood

Alpha

The Alto Knights

American Sweatshop

Anniversary

The Assessment

Atropia

Bad Shabbos

Baby Invasion

Ballad of a Small Player

The Baltimorons

Becoming Led Zeppelin

The Carpenter's Son

The Chronology of Water

Cleaner

Code 3

The Damned

Dead Man's Wire

Dead of Winter

Deathstalker

Demon City

Doin' It

Dust Bunny

East of Wall

Eden

Eephus

Eleanor the Great

Eric LaRue

Fackham Hall

Father Mother Sister Brother

Fixed

G20

Good Boy

Good News

Griffin in Summer

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle

Holland

The Home

I Don't Understand You

I Love You Forever

Ick

In the Lost Lands

Inheritance

It Ends

K.O.

Karate Kid: Legends

King Ivory

The Knife

Last Days

Left-Handed Girl

Locked

London Calling

Long Distance

Love, Brooklyn

The Luckiest Man in America

The Man in My Basement

Neighborhood Watch

Night Always Comes

Nonnas

Nuremberg

On Becoming a Guinea Fowl

On Swift Horses

The Perfect Neighbor

The Plague

Plainclothes

Pillion 

Ponyboi

Pools

Queen of the Ring

Queens of the Dead

Riff Raff

Rosemead

Sacramento

Sharp Corner

She Rides Shotgun

Sirat

Sister Midnight

Sisu: Road to Revenge

Song Sung Blue

Sovereign

Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere

The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants

Steve

Strange Harvest

Summer of 69

The Testament of Ann Lee

The Thing with Feathers

Trap House

The Ugly Stepsister

Urchin

The Voice of Hind Rajab

War of the Worlds

The Wedding Banquet

Wick is Pain


145.O'Dessa (D)

144.The Electric State (D)

143.Back in Action (D+)

142.Hurry Up Tomorrow (D+)

141.The Old Guard 2 (C-)

140.Shelby Oaks (C-)

139.Ella McCay (C-)

138.A Big Bold Beautiful Journey (C-)

137.You're Cordially Invited (C)

136.Snow White (C)

135.After the Hunt (C)

134.The Parenting (C)

133.Guns Up (C)

132.The Conjuring: Last Rites (C)

131.Borderline (C)

130.The Woman in the Yard (C)

129.Afterburn (C)

128.Kiss of the Spider Woman (C)

127.Shadow Force (C)

126.Maintenance Required (C)

125.Keeper (C)

124.Clown in a Cornfield (C)

123.A Minecraft Movie (C+)

122.The Amateur (C+)

121.Captain America: Brave New World (C+)

120.Final Destination: Bloodlines (C+)

119.Wolf Man (B-)

118.Dog Man (B-)

117.Sketch (B-)

116.Nouvelle Vague (B-)

115.Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (B-)

114.Black Bag (B-)

113.Rebuilding (B-)

112.My Dead Friend Zoe (B-)

111.The Accountant 2 (B-)

110.The Roses (B-)

109.Die My Love (B-)

108.The Strangers: Chapter 2 (B-)

107.The Pickup (B-)

106.M3GAN 2.0 (B-)

105.Relay (B-)

104.Dangerous Animals (B-)

103.Honey Don't! (B-)

102.Another Simple Favor (B-)

101.Regretting You (B-)

100.Hedda (B-)

99.The Smashing Machine (B-)

98.Presence (B-)

97.Hamnet (B-)

96.KPop Demon Hunters (B-)

95.A House of Dynamite (B-)

94.The Toxic Avenger (B-)

93.How to Train Your Dragon (B-)

92.I Know What You Did Last Summer (B-)

91.Death of a Unicorn (B-)

90.Play Dirty (B-)

89.Silent Night, Deadly Night (B-)

88.Eenie Meanie (B-)

87.Eddington (B-)

86.Him (B-)

85.Until Dawn (B-)

84.Opus (B-)

83.Happy Gilmore 2 (B-)

82.Heart Eyes (B)

81.A Working Man (B)

80.Predator: Killer of Killers (B)

79.Havoc (B)

78.Jurassic World Rebirth (B)

77.It Was Just an Accident (B)

76.Blue Moon (B)

75.Americana (B)

74.A Nice Indian Boy (B)

73.Hell of a Summer (B)

72.Christy (B)

71.Diablo (B)

70.The Phoenician Scheme (B)

69.The Ballad of Wallis Island (B)

68.Wicked: For Good (B)

67.Anaconda (B)

66.Last Breath (B)

65.Fight or Flight (B)

64.The Secret Agent (B)

63.The Surfer (B)

62.Elio (B)

61.If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You (B)

60.Bob Trevino Likes It (B)

59.Freaky Tales (B)

58.Ash (B)

57.The Bad Guys 2 (B)

56.Sentimental Value (B)

55.Zootopia 2 (B)

54.The Fantastic Four: First Steps (B)

53.Novocaine (B)

52.Drop (B)

51.Love Hurts (B)

50.Bone Lake (B)

49.Jay Kelly (B)

48.Is This Thing On? (B)

47.Mission-Impossible: The Final Reckoning (B)

46.Rental Family (B)

45.Lurker (B)

44.Oh, Hi! (B)

43.One of Them Days (B)

42.F1 (B)

41.Frankenstein (B)

40.Heads of State (B)

39.Roofman (B)

38.Predator: Badlands (B)

37.40 Acres (B)

36.One Battle After Another (B)

35.Mickey 17 (B)

34.Twinless (B)

33.The Life of Chuck (B+)

32.Eternity (B+)

31.Now You See Me: Now You Don't (B+)

30.Warfare (B+)

29.Caught Stealing (B+)

28.No Other Choice (B+)

27.Train Dreams (B+)

26.Good Fortune (B+)

25.The Threesome (B+)

24.Nobody 2 (B+)

23.Black Phone 2 (B+)

22.Splitsville (B+)

21.The Running Man (B+)

20.The Housemaid (B+)

19.Together (B+)

18.Sorry, Baby (B+)

17.28 Years Later (B+)

16.The Monkey (B+)

15.Ballerina (B+)

14.Thunderbolts* (B+)

13.Materialists (B+)

12.Wake Up Dead Man (B+)

11.Companion (B+)

10.Den of Thieves 2: Pantera (B+)

9.Bugonia (B+)

8.The Long Walk (A-)

7.The Naked Gun (A-)

6.Weapons (A-)

5.Superman (A-)

4.Bring Her Back (A-)

3.Marty Supreme (A)

2.Friendship (A)

1.Sinners (A)

Awards/Superlatives:

Best Picture: Sinners

Best Director: Ryan Coogler, Sinners

Best Actor: Timothee Chalamet, Marty Supreme

Best Actress: Rose Byrne, If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You

Best Supporting Actor: Jacob Elordi, Frankenstein

Best Supporting Actress: Amy Madigan, Weapons

Best Original Screenplay: Ryan Coogler, Sinners

Best Adapted Screenplay: Will Tracy, Bugonia

Best Animated Feature: Zootopia 2

Best Documentary Feature: Abstain

Best International Feature: No Other Choice

Best Cinematography: Autumn Durald Arkapaw, Sinners

Best Editing: Ronald Bronstein and Josh Safdie, Marty Supreme

Best Score: Ludwig Goransson, Sinners

Best Original Song: "I Lied to You" by Miles Caton, Sinners

Best Visual Effects: How to Train Your Dragon

Best Sound: Warfare

Best Directorial Debut: Andrew DeYoung, Friendship

Best Villain: Remmick (Jack O'Connell), Sinners

Worst Villain: The Evil Queen (Gal Gadot), Snow White

Best Performance in a Bad Movie: Jenna Ortega, Hurry Up Tomorrow

Worst Performance in a Good Movie: Mila Kunis, Wake Up Dead Man

Best Piece of Overacting: Rosamund Pike, Now You See Me, Now You Don't

Worst Piece of Overacting: Gal Gadot, Snow White

The 8th Annual "Carry a Movie on Your Back" Award Presented by Greg Jennings: Jennifer Lawrence, Die My Love

Best Action Sequence: "Flamethrower Fight", Ballerina

Worst Action Sequence: "Boat/Car Chase", The Amateur

Best Blockbuster: Sinners

Worst Blockbuster: The Electric State

Finest Hidden Indie Gem: Splitsville

Most Insufferable Indie Trash: Abstain 

Best Theater Experience (Presentation): Sinners

Worst Theater Experience (Presentation): Wicked: For Good (Standard 3D)

Best Theater Experience (Audience): Friendship (Boston Independent Film Festival screening at the Somerville Theatre) 

Worst Theater Experience (Audience): Bone Lake

Sickest Double Feature That I Did: Together/Weapons

Saddest Double Feature That I Did: After the Hunt/Shelby Oaks

Best Needle Drop: (tie) "When Two Become One" by The Spice Girls in Together/The End Credit Song of The Housemaid

Best Drug Trip Ever Committed to Film: Friendship

Best Decent Horror Movie (aka "The Peak 7/10/B- Horror Movie Award): Until Dawn

Best Looking Meal That Didn't Get Consumed on Screen: Weapons

Best Surprise Cameo from an Oscar-Nominated Character Actor That Almost Made Me Stand Up and Cheer in a Roughly Third Full Theater Full of Old People: Jeffrey Wright in Wake Up Dead Man

The First Horror Movie I've Ever Been to In My Life Where Someone Screamed at Every Single Jump Scare (They Were Also Sitting Right Next to Me): Shelby Oaks

Most Underrated Movies:

1.Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

2.Materialists

3.The Threesome

4,Good Fortune

5.40 Acres

Most Overrated Movies:

1.Hamnet

2.Black Bag

3.Final Destination: Bloodlines

4.The Roses

5.The Accountant 2

Biggest Surprises:

1.The Long Walk

2.The Housemaid

3.Splitsville

4.Oh, Hi!

5.Anaconda

Biggest Letdowns:

1.Wolf Man

2.The Smashing Machine

3.The Old Guard 2

4.After the Hunt

5.A House of Dynamite

Top Performances:

1.Timothee Chalamet, Marty Supreme

2.Jacob Elordi, Frankenstein 

3.Rose Byrne, If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You

4.Amy Madigan, Weapons

5.Tim Robinson, Friendship

6.Adam Sandler, Jay Kelly

7.Delroy Lindo, Sinners

8.Benicio del Toro, One Battle After Another

9.Jennifer Lawrence, Die My Love

10.Jesse Plemons, Bugonia

Top Breakthrough Performances:

1.Eva Victor, Sorry, Baby

2.Miles Caton, Sinners

3.Alfie Williams, 28 Years Later

4.Odessa A'Zion, Marty Supreme

5.Sora Wong, Bring Her Back

6.Kateem O'Connor, 40 Acres

7.Kevin O'Leary, Marty Supreme

8.Cary Christopher, Weapons

9.Chase Infiniti, One Battle After Another

10.Billy Bryk, Friendship/Hell of a Summer

Great Under-the-Radar Performance I Didn't List Above:

1.David Jonsson, The Long Walk

2.Amanda Seyfried, The Housemaid

3.Dylan O'Brien, Twinless

4.Edi Gathegi, Superman

5.Keanu Reeves, Good Fortune

6.Molly Gordon, Oh, Hi!

7.Sally Hawkins, Bring Her Back

8.Liam Nesson, The Naked Gun

9.Austin Butler, Caught Stealing

10.Chris Evans, Honey Don't!

Top Acting Ensembles:

1.Sinners

2.The Long Walk

3.Superman

4.Bring Her Back

5.Weapons

6.Marty Supreme

7.Friendship

8.Bugonia

9.One Battle After Another

10.Thunderbolts*

Top Directorial Debuts:

1.Andrew DeYoung, Friendship

2.Drew Hancock, Companion

3.Eva Victor, Sorry, Baby

4.Michael Shanks, Together

5.Aziz Ansari, Good Fortune

6.R.T. Thorne, 40 Acres

7.Lawrence Lamont, One of Them Days

8.Alex Russell, Lurker

9.Jonathan Eusebio, Love Hurts

10.Tracie Laymon, Bob Trevino Likes It

Top Cinematography:

1.Autumn Durald Arkapaw, Sinners

2.Adolpho Veloso, Train Dreams

3.Kira Kelly, Him

4.Anthony Dod Mantle, 28 Years Later

5.Par M. Ekberg, Black Phone 2

6.Richard Bluck, Ash

7.Radek Ladczuk, The Surfer

8.Steve Yedlin, Wake Up Dead Man

9.Evgenia Alexandrova, The Secret Agent

10.Sean Bobbitt, Hedda

Top Scores:

1.Ludwig Goransson, Sinners

2.Atticus Derrickson, Black Phone 2

3.Daniel Lopatin (aka Oneothrix Point Never), Marty Supreme

4.Flying Lotus, Ash

5.Young Fathers, 28 Years Later

6.Michael Giacchino, The Fantastic Four: First Steps

7.Son Lux, Thunderbolts*

8.David Wingo and Dabney Morris, Splitsville 

9.John Murphy and David Fleming, Superman

10.Jerskin Fendrix, Bugonia

Top Movies I Hope to See in 2026:

1.October

2.How to Rob a Bank

3.Onslaught

4.Resident Evil

5.28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

6.Wild Horse Nine

7.Street Fighter

8.Werwulf

9.The Furious

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