Thursday, September 30, 2021

Album Review: Rivers of Nihil-The Work


After putting out a couple of well-received records that raised their profile enough to get them on the radar of metal's top media publications and fans of bands like Between the Buried and Me, The Faceless and Fallujah, 2018's Where Owls Know My Name marked the moment where Pennsylvania extreme metal outfit Rivers of Nihil started to really cook. Leaning more into the progressive side of their sound with the introduction of clean vocals, keyboards and brass/string instruments allowed for them to create an ambitious piece of work that blended punchy death metal with moody melodic passages to create a sprawling sound that took the listener on a commanding, subtly emotional journey. Their direct follow up effort The Work serves as a terrific counterpart to Where Owls Know My Name that shares much of the same DNA while throwing out enough curveballs to distinguish itself as a separate entity.

If Where Owls Know My Name was Rivers of Nihil's way of dipping their toes into the prog waters, The Work is their confident dive into the deep end of the pool. From the whispery, distorted vocals and sparse instrumentation of opener "The Tower (Theme from "The Work")" to the distant shredding guitars mixed with booming saxophone and jazzy drum beats of "Episode", they're unapologetically all aboard the prog weirdo express now. Some of the decisions on here (full on folky acoustic guitars driving "Maybe One Day", whatever the hell is happening instrumentally during the slower sections of "Wait") are borderline shocking for a band that didn't even utilize unclean vocals until their previous record. Committing this deeply to a balls out prog sound makes The Work harder to get into initially  and the segment of the fanbase that was solely attracted to the technical/brutal death metal aspects of their sound are very likely going to be further alienated by this as those elements are featured even less here than they were on Owls. However, once the initial "what the hell is this?" oddity effect wears off from this venture further down the prog rabbit hole, the true intention of this journey becomes clear and in my case, a lot of enjoyment followed. 

One of the more exciting parts of Owls was how certain tracks that were grouped together (ex: opening trio "Cancer/Moonspeak"/"The Silent Life"/"A Home" and "Hollow/Death is Real") flowed so seamlessly that felt more like epic length standalone songs than completely separate tracks. Here, they're able to expand that practice to an entire record and the results are pretty damn great. 

The laser focused songwriting helps build this really strong, immersive atmosphere that paints a vivid picture of wonder, anger and longing sadness that naturally unfolds over the course of 68 minutes. No matter how nutso the experimentation gets or the specific lyrical themes being explored (meditations on the double-edge sword of the creative process, America's political climate and substance abuse are just some of the topics explored here), those melancholic yet tranquil feelings and the arrangements-which range from stunningly serene to boulder on top of a monster truck heavy-that best bring them to life are always at the forefront of the record. Being able to convey so many different emotions and utilize so many tempos over the course of a single auditory experience is a special gift and since Rivers of Nihil are still in the early days of exploring it, their potential to use it even more effectively in the future is through the roof.       

Really the only bad thing about The Work is that it was released in the early days of fall when the weather hasn't really turned brisk in the Northern Hemisphere. There's something about the overall mood and textures of the melodies that just feels perfectly suited for the winter. If I were the type of person that enjoyed hiking through the woods in the snow-particularly at night, The Work would be the perfect complementary soundtrack. Since I'm not, I'll just look forward to how good this shit is going to sound when I'm freezing my ass off and looking at several mountains of snow in late December/early January.     

Grade: A-

Standout Tracks:

1.Dreaming Black Clockwork

2.Terrestira IV: Work

3.Episode 

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Week 4

()=previous ranking

1.(2) Los Angeles Rams (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

2.(1) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: New England Patriots 

3.(7) Buffalo Bills (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Houston Texans

4.(4) Cleveland Browns (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

5.(5) Arizona Cardinals (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

6.(6) Baltimore Ravens (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Denver Broncos

7.(17) Los Angeles Chargers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

8.(10) Green Bay Packers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

9.(9) Las Vegas Raiders (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

10.(3) Kansas City Chiefs (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

11.(14) Dallas Cowboys (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Carolina Panthers

12.(12) Tennessee Titans (2-1) Week 4 opponent: New York Jets

13.(11) San Francisco 49ers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Seattle Seahawks 

14.(15) Denver Broncos (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

15.(18) Carolina Panthers (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

16.(8) Seattle Seahawks (1-2) Week 4 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

17.(20) New Orleans Saints (2-1) Week 4 opponent: New York Giants

18.(23) Minnesota Vikings (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Cleveland Browns

19.(26) Cincinnati Bengals (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars 

20.(13) Pittsburgh Steelers (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Green Bay Packers

21.(21) Miami Dolphins (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Indianapolis Colts 

22.(16) New England Patriots (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

23.(19) Washington Football Team (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

24.(22) Philadelphia Eagles (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs 

25.(24) Chicago Bears (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Detroit Lions

26.(25) Indianapolis Colts (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Miami Dolphins

27.(29) Atlanta Falcons (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Washington Football Team

28.(28) Houston Texans (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Buffalo Bills

29.(27) New York Giants (0-3) Week 4 opponent: New Orleans Saints

30.(31) Detroit Lions (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Chicago Bears

31.(32) Jacksonville Jaguars (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

32.(30) New York Jets (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Tennessee Titans  

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Week 3 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2021 Edition

 Quarterback

MVP: Josh Allen (Bills)

Now, THIS is the type of performance fantasy owners expected when they used a top 30-35 pick on Allen. Buffalo's newly minted $200 million franchise QB picked on a surprisingly overmatched Football Team defense all game long-throwing for 358 YDS and 4 TD's and adding a 2-YD TD on the ground. With a very soft schedule of defenses (Texans, Chiefs, Titans) leading up to the Bills Week 7 bye, this could just be the start of a dominant run for Allen.  

Honorable Mentions: Justin Herbert (Chargers), Matthew Stafford (Rams), Kirk Cousins (Vikings)

LVP: Russell Wilson (Seahawks)

Russell Wilson becoming the 1st quarterback that failed to pick on the Vikings porous secondary was certainly not the outcome most people expected coming into this weekend's slate. Russ only managed to string together 298 YDS and a TD in a very disheartening double digit loss for the now 1-2 Seahawks. He'll look to right the ship against a very depleted 49ers secondary in Week 4.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Kyler Murray (Cardinals), Daniel Jones (Giants), Baker Mayfield (Browns)

Running Back

MVP: Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys)

The bench Elliott for Tony Pollard crowd had about as rough of a night as the Eagles did on MNF. Elliott bullied Philly's soft defense with punishing run after punishing run, finishing the game with 116 scrimmage YDS (95 rushing, 21 receiving) and a pair of scores on only 20 touches in a blowout victory for the Cowboys in their home opener. Even with Pollard continuing to excel as a change-of-pace option (he posted 60 YDS on 11 carries last night) in the Cowboys backfield, Elliott's RB1 status is in no danger moving forward. 

Honorable Mentions: Kareem Hunt (Browns), James Robinson (Jaguars), Najee Harris (Steelers)

LVP: Ty'Son Williams (Ravens)

Greg Roman cooked up a very odd game plan for the Lions on Sunday and that shockingly meant the the Ravens leading rusher not named Lamar Jackson coming into Week 3 only managed to get 5 carries during the entire game (which he turned into 22 YDS). Luckily for Williams,  his workload shouldn't be impacted too much in future weeks as Latavius Murray (7 CAR/28 YDS) and Devonta Freeman (3 CAR/8 YDS) also failed to do much of anything with their limited touches against the Lions horrific defense. The Ravens wonky running back committee is going to be a headache-inducing messing moving forward, but there's just too much upside present in this run-dominant offense to give up on Williams (or Murray for that matter) at this point.

Dishonorable Mentions: Damien Harris (Patriots), David Montgomery (Bears), Miles Sanders (Eagles)

Wide Receiver 

MVP: Mike Williams (Chargers)

Williams can now add hero of the Chargers stunning road upset victory over the Chiefs to his impressive early 2021 resume. The 5th year wideout was lights out on Sunday, posting 7 REC/122 YDS/2 TD's (the second of which was the game-winner)and a successful 2-PT conversion on the afternoon. Displaying a terrific rapport with Justin Herbert and seemingly fully healthy for the 1st time in an eternity, Williams appears to be morphing into a weekly WR2 right before our eyes. 

Honorable Mentions: Cooper Kupp (Rams), Davante Adams (Packers), Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals)

LVP: DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals)

Even with tempered expectations on account of him playing through a rib injury that held him out of practice all of last week, a 3 REC/21 YD performance for Hopkins against a decimated Jaguars secondary that has struggled enough when they're fully healthy is a huge letdown. After this poor performance, it wouldn't be a shock if Hopkins sat against an ultra physical Rams secondary in Week 4.

Dishonorable Mentions: Allen Robinson (Bears), Rondale Moore (Cardinals), Robby Anderson (Panthers)

Tight End

MVP: Mark Andrews (Ravens)

On an ugly afternoon for the Ravens passing attack in which Marquise Brown dropped 3 potential TD's, Andrews season-best 5 catch, 109 YD performance provided a much needed bright spot in their controversial win over the Lions. A Week 4 tilt against a stifling Broncos defense will be a very tough test for Andrews-who was very quiet in the Ravens prior 2 games.  

Honorable Mentions: Travis Kelce (Chiefs), George Kittle (49ers), Mike Gesicki (Dolphins)

LVP: T.J. Hockenson (Lions)

For the first time this season, the Lions passing attack ran through somebody else besides Hockenson as the star tight end only managed 2 catches for 10 YDS against the Ravens. He'll almost certainly fare better against a Bears defense that allowed a TD to the struggling Austin Hooper last week.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Noah Fant (Broncos), Robert Tonyan (Packers), Kyle Pitts (Falcons)

Defense/Special Teams

MVP: Broncos

A date between the staunch Broncos defense and the Jets struggling rookie QB Zach Wilson played out pretty predictably with Denver picking up 5 sacks and 2 INT's against in a 26-0 victory. After a cupcake opening trio of games against the Giants, Jaguars and Jets, the Broncos will finally face a real test in Week 4 when the Ravens come into Mile High.

Honorable Mentions: Cardinals, Browns, Saints

LVP: Football Team

The Football Team defense has been a huge flop to start 2021 and their surprising struggles were especially evident on Sunday when they gave up 43 points while registering zero sacks or takeaways against the Bills. If they can't produce a good showing against a flat Falcons offense in Week 4, they'll be an immediate drop candidate. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Steelers, Buccaneers, Ravens


Monday, September 27, 2021

Tom Hardy Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out various related accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Tom Hardy-whose latest project "Venom: Let There Be Carnage" hits theaters this Friday.

Tom Hardy's Filmography Ranked:

18.The Revenant (D)

17.Tinker Tailor Solider Spy (D+)

16.Legend (C-)

15.Mad Max: Fury Road (C-)

14.This Means War (C)

13.Bronson (B-)

12.Black Hawk Down (B-)

11.Capone (B)

10.Dunkirk (B)

9.Venom (B)

8.The Drop (B)

7.Locke (B)

6.Rocknrolla (B+)

5.Lawless (B+)

4.The Dark Knight Rises (A-)

3.Layer Cake (A)

2.Warrior (A)

1.Inception (A)

Top Dog: Inception (2010)

Hardy's global breakout role just happened to come in one of the most seminal films of the 2010's. By blending crazy action sequences with an ambitious, mind-bending sci-fi premise and incredible visual effects, Christopher Nolan was able to conjure up one of the most dazzling projects of his vaunted career thus far.

Lowlight: The Revenant (2015)

After an opening that features an incredibly intense battle sequence between fur trappers and a war party from the Arikara tribe and a bear attack that leaves protagonist Hugh Glass (Leonardo DiCaprio) on the brink of death in the opening 30 minutes, I was all in on Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's arctic western survival tale. What followed that standout opening is some of the most meandering, hollow and generally insufferable moviemaking that I've ever endured in my entire life. This hellish 2 hour stretch of cinema is effectively just a grueling loop of DiCaprio foaming at the mouth while trying to crawl back to his fur trapping camp, Hardy mumbling about pelts and pretty nature imagery that I guess Inarritu hopes covers up the fact that The Revenant is ultimately just an artsy 1820's-set revenge movie that suffers from a disturbing lack of the exploitative fun that defines the subgenre.     

Most Underrated: Warrior (2011)

Warrior doesn't nesscairly subvert its cliched melodramatic sports movie setup (two estranged brothers are forced to square off against each other in an MMA tournament), it just manages to find a much more effective way of utilizing its familiar formula than the vast majority of films that fall under the same umbrella. The character development of the brothers (Hardy, Joel Edgerton) as well as their father (Nick Nolte) is terrific, the acting from Hardy, Edgerton and Nolte is so emotionally transparent that they're able to sell even the most potentially contrived moments the script throws out there and the fight sequences have a brutal, visceral edge to them that makes them feel like real MMA bouts.     

Most Overrated: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

As an action movie diehard, the hailing of Fury Road as one of the finest films that the genre has ever produced continues to bewilder me. Outside of a tremendous performance from Charlize Theron, I don't even think there's anything particularly noteworthy about it. There's not a single fight, shootout or chase sequence that's impressively staged, the characters outside of Theron's Furiosa are pretty dull and the villain (Immortan Joe) is a Hall of Fame-caliber lame cornball antagonist that tries embarrassingly hard to be imposing, but just ends up coming off as ridiculous. Both Theron and Hardy have starred in far more engaging, creative and rewarding action projects than this over the years and I'd be willing to wager that they will appear in several more before their careers come to a close.

Top Experimental Biopic: Capone (2020)

A surreal psychological drama about Al Capone's declining mental state caused by his bout with  neurosyphilis-which caused frequent hallucinations and slowly rotted his brain to the point where he effectively reverted back to being a child-in the final years of his life was a hugely ambitious gamble for Josh Trank to make with his first film following the widely publicized Fantastic Four debacle. While it's certainly an uneven project overall, a deep committal to illustrating Capone's steady decline from feared gangster to helpless man whose mind and body are failing him and the strong lead performances from Hardy as Capone and Linda Cardellini as Capone's loyal, but exasperated wife Mae prove to be enough to make it work.

Best Movie That I Forgot Hardy Was In: Layer Cake (2004)

I haven't seen Layer Cake in over a decade and sincerely have no recollection of Hardy even being in the movie. That Guy Ritchie-esque British gangster thriller is overflowing with energy, crackling dialogue and clever twists, so good for Hardy for being able to win a role in something so great at a very early stage of his career.        

Friday, September 24, 2021

Way Too Early Oscar Predictions: 2021 Edition

Returning to something that more closely resembles the traditional fall festival season this year has brought back one of cinema's proudest traditions: Hyperbolic praise for films and actors. Maybe it was because people were overjoyed to return to physical screenings in some of the world's most sacred film venues after watching last year's awards contenders in their living rooms or perhaps movie fans are going to be in for a serious treat over the next few months as they plow through one of the deepest slates of high quality award-contending films in recent memory, but the amount of declarations involving words and phrases like "career best", "generational" and "masterpiece" that came out of Venice, Telluride, Toronto and last night's New York Film Festival premiere of  The Tragedy of Macbeth felt significantly higher than usual. 

For the sake of early awards prognostication, all of this heavy enthusiasm makes it even harder to get a read on who/what the strong early contenders are. How can you handicap a race when there about two dozen people and films simultaneously getting crowned as early frontrunners in nearly every major category? Well thankfully, I have no shame in being completely wrong and spent roughly 90 minutes earlier this afternoon trying to figure out who has the highest odds of rising up from of this crowded field and compete for the movie industry's biggest honor.    

As always with things like this, it needs to be noted that several prospective contenders including Don't Look Up, Licorice PizzaHouse of Gucci, West Side Story, Nightmare Alley, Tick, Tick... Boom!, A Journal for Jordan, The Harder They Fall, The Unforgiveable and Being the Ricardos have yet to be screened for critics/industry shot callers and the forecast for each of these races could be significantly impacted once they do. Without further ado, here are my way too early predictions for next March's Oscars.       

*indicates the projected winner

Best Picture:

Belfast*

Don't Look Up 

The French Dispatch

King Richard

Licorice Pizza 

Nightmare Alley   

The Power of the Dog

Spencer

The Tragedy of Macbeth

West Side Story

Best Director:

Kenneth Branagh (Belfast)

Jane Campion (The Power of the Dog)

Joel Coen (The Tragedy of Macbeth)*

Guillermo del Toro (Nightmare Alley)

Steven Spielberg (West Side Story)

Best Actor:

Clifton Collins Jr. (Jockey)

Bradley Cooper (Nightmare Alley)

Benedict Cumberbatch (The Power of the Dog)

Will Smith (King Richard)*

Denzel Washington (The Tragedy of Macbeth)

Best Actress:

Jessica Chastain (The Eyes of Tammy Faye)

Olivia Colman (The Lost Daughter)

Penelope Cruz (Parallel Mothers)

Jennifer Hudson (Respect)

Kristen Stewart (Spencer)*

Best Supporting Actor:

Jamie Dornan (Belfast)

Andrew Garfield (The Eyes of Tammy Faye)

Corey Hawkins (The Tragedy of Macbeth)

Ciaran Hinds (Belfast)*

Jesse Plemons (The Power of the Dog)

Best Supporting Actress:

Catriona Balfe (Belfast)

Ariana DeBose (West Side Story)

Kristen Dunst (The Power of the Dog)*

Anjanue Ellis (King Richard)

Frances McDormand (The Tragedy of Macbeth)

Best Original Screenplay:

Belfast*

Don't Look Up

The French Dispatch

King Richard

Licorice Pizza 

Best Adapted Screenplay:

CODA

The Lost Daughter

Nightmare Alley

The Power of the Dog

The Tragedy of Macbeth*

Best Animated Feature:

Encanto*

Luca

The Mitchells vs. the Machines

Raya and the Last Dragon

Sing 2

Best International Feature:

The Hand of God*

A Hero

I'm Your Man

Parallel Mothers

The Worst Person in the World

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked"-where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted relevant accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Jake Gyllenhaal-whose latest project "The Guilty" releases in select theaters this Friday and on Netflix on October 1st.

Jake Gyllenhaal's Filmography Ranked:

23.Okja (D)

22.Velvet Buzzsaw (D+)

21.Enemy (C-)

20.Bubble Boy (C-)

19.The Sisters Brothers (C)

18.Demolition (C)

17.The Good Girl (C)

16.Everest (C+)

15.Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (B-)

14.Love & Other Drugs (B-)

13.Life (B-)

12.Southpaw (B-)

11.The Day After Tomorrow (B)

10.Spider-Man: Far from Home (B)

9.Nocturnal Animals (B)

8.Zodiac (B)

7.Jarhead (B)

6.Stronger (B+)

5.Prisoners (A-)

4.Source Code (A)

3.End of Watch (A)

2.Nightcrawler (A)

1.Donnie Darko (A+)

Top Dog: Donnie Darko (2001)

By weaving a complex, mind-bending sci-fi mystery that begs to be revisited and dissected down to the smallest detail into a tragic coming-of-age narrative, Donnie Darko is able to establish itself as a uniquely compelling product that has seamlessly withstood the test of time.    

Lowlight: Okja (2017)

In the vast, gem-filled filmography of Bong Joon-ho, Okja stands out in all the wrong ways. The film is so uncharacteristically disjointed, dull and questionably acted that I could be easily convinced that the South Korean auteur didn't really direct it. The good news is that if/when Bong makes another movie primarily in English, he won't have to try hard to top something that's this sloppy and devoid of intrigue.

Most Underrated: Source Code (2011)

Gyllenhaal's extended run of starring in excellent films in the early-to-mid-2010's started with this sadly overlooked sci-fi thriller. Duncan Jones does a terrific job of balancing straight suspense and headier ideas about time travel, AI, etc. without ever heading into overly convoluted territory, the 93-minute runtime ensures that not a single second is wasted and the central performance from Gyllenhaal remains some of the most stellar work he's done in his career.

Most Overrated: Zodiac (2007)

Despite the presence of some electrifying moments of suspense and great acting from a trio of the industry's best living performers (Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr.) in David Fincher's ambitious film about the San Francisco Chronicle reporters and cops trying (and failing) to identify the infamous serial killer that terrorized Northern California in the late 60's, the questionable pacing in spots during its overlong nearly 3 hour runtime and inevitable anticlimax makes it a merely good procedural in my eyes opposed to the masterpiece that many see it as.

Most Eerie Look at Modern Society: Nightcrawler (2014)

Dan Gilroy's masterful satire about the ethics of modern cable news is pretty much a real life horror movie. While the behavior of petty thief turned videographer Lou Bloom (Gyllenhaal) and ratings-hungry news anchor Nina Romina (Rene Russo) may be heightened to manufacture intrigue on screen, media employees that have a desire to make money off the suffering of others and a willingness to capture and showcase horrific violent crime footage absolutely are, and that fact should terrify the hell out of all of us. 

Worst Pre-Breakout Project: Bubble Boy (2001)

A mere two months before the wide release of Donnie Darko, the still green Gyllenhaal led one of the more forgettable comedies of the entire 2000's in Bubble Boy. Outside of Danny Trejo's amusing supporting performance as a kindhearted biker, this silly road movie about an immunocompromised young adult (Gyllenhaal) who embarks on a cross country trip to stop the wedding of the woman he loves (Marley Shelton) just doesn't tap far enough into its ridiculous premise to be consistently funny.

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Week 3

 ()=Previous ranking

1.(1) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

2.(3) Los Angeles Rams (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

3.(2) Kansas City Chiefs (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

4.(5) Cleveland Browns (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Chicago Bears

5.(7) Arizona Cardinals (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

6.(10) Baltimore Ravens (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Detroit Lions

7.(8) Buffalo Bills (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Washington Football Team

8.(4) Seattle Seahawks (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

9.(18) Las Vegas Raiders (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Miami Dolphins

10.(13) Green Bay Packers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

11.(14) San Francisco 49ers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Green Bay Packers

12.(17) Tennessee Titans (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

13.(6) Pittsburgh Steelers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

14.(19) Dallas Cowboys (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

15.(15) Denver Broncos (2-0) Week 3 opponent: New York Jets 

16.(16) New England Patriots (1-1) Week 3 opponent: New Orleans Saints

17.(12) Los Angeles Chargers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

18.(23) Carolina Panthers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Houston Texans 

19.(20) Washington Football Team (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Buffalo Bills

20.(9) New Orleans Saints (1-1) Week 3 opponent: New England Patriots 

21.(11) Miami Dolphins (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

22.(22) Philadelphia Eagles (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Dallas Cowboys 

23.(21) Minnesota Vikings (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

24.(26) Chicago Bears (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Cleveland Browns

25.(24) Indianapolis Colts (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Tennessee Titans

26.(25) Cincinnati Bengals (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

27.(27) New York Giants (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

28.(30) Houston Texans (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Carolina Panthers

29.(29) Atlanta Falcons (0-2) Week 3 opponent: New York Giants 

30.(28) New York Jets (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Denver Broncos

31.(31) Detroit Lions (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Baltimore Ravens    

32.(32) Jacksonville Jaguars (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Week 2 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2021 Edition

Quarterback

MVP: Kyler Murray (Cardinals)

Outside of making a couple picks, the reeling Vikings defense had no answer for Murray in Week 2. The 3rd year pro took full advantage of the shootout nature of the game, throwing for 400 YDS and 3 TD's and running for 31 YDS and a TD, in what ended up being a very lucky 34-33 victory for the Cardinals. Murray has been the top fantasy QB by a pretty wide margin so far and he has an excellent chance to have another huge day against the laughable Jaguars this Sunday.

Honorable Mentions:  Tom Brady (Buccaneers), Aaron Rodgers (Packers), Lamar Jackson (Ravens)

LVP: Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

Prescott was poised, efficient and showing zero signs of being held back by his injuries once again  against the Chargers, the fantasy-relevant stats just didn't come with this particular solid performance (237 YDS, 0 TD, 1 INT) as Tony Pollard, Ezekiel Elliott and Greg Zuerlein accounted for all of the Cowboys points in a nice road win. A tough Eagles secondary that has only surrendered 1 passing TD through 2 weeks awaits Prescott next. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Ryan Tannehill (Titans), Justin Herbert (Chargers), Joe Burrow (Bengals)

Running Back

MVP: Derrick Henry (Titans)

It took until the 2nd half of the 2nd game of the season, but the unstoppable monster known as Derrick Henry is officially back. 2020's rushing champion put the entire Titans offense on his back-picking up 237 scrimmage YDS (182 rushing, 55 receiving) and 3 late game TD's on 41 touches and subsequently giving the team the spark they needed to make a huge comeback victory on the road against a formidable Seahawks team. Now that the rust appears to have been shaken off, fantasy owners should expect absurd returns like this-minus the surprising pass-catching productivity-on a weekly basis.

Honorable Mentions: Aaron Jones (Packers), Christian McCaffery (Panthers), Nick Chubb (Browns)

LVP: Alvin Kamara (Saints)

A feisty Panthers defense that was blowing through the Saints offensive line all game long and some terrible play from Jameis Winston made Kamara (30 YDS on just 12 touches) a complete non-factor in this ugly road loss. Another road tilt with the Patriots isn't an ideal bounceback spot, but the lowly Jets rushing attack just averaged 4.9 YDS per carry against them, so it wouldn't be a complete shock if Kamara was able to put together a solid performance. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs), Myles Gaskin (Dolphins), Kareem Hunt (Browns)

Wide Receiver 

MVP: Cooper Kupp (Rams)

Matthew Stafford appears to have already found his favorite receiver in LA. Kupp got fed early and often against a banged-up Colts secondary on Sunday-securing 9 catches for 163 YDS and 2 TD's. The Rams virtuoso slot wideout has another plus matchup against a decent, but vulnerable Bucs secondary in Week 3.    

Honorable Mentions: Tyler Lockett (Seahawks), Mike Evans (Buccaneers), Terry McLaurin (Football Team)

LVP: Tyreek Hill (Chiefs)

Hill put up a very rare dud in Week 2, managing just 3 catches for 14 YDS and a 15-YD rush on the evening, as the Ravens secondary dedicated all of their top resources to shutting him down. While the Chargers secondary has looked very good thus far, it seems like a pretty safe bet that Hill will be much more productive this week.

Dishonorable Mentions: Amari Cooper (Cowboys), Antonio Brown (Buccaneers), Corey Davis (Jets)

Tight End

MVP: Travis Kelce (Chiefs)

With Tyreek Hill picking up all the extra attention, the Ravens allowed Kelce to run wild (7 REC/109 YDS/1 TD) in Sunday night's electrifying showdown between two of the AFC's finest teams. For what seems like the 25th straight year, Kelce is locked in as a matchup-proof weekly top 3 TE option.

Honorable Mentions: Rob Gronkowski (Buccaneers), T.J. Hockenson (Lions), Robert Tonyan (Packers)

LVP: Tyler Higbee (Rams)

In a bit of a surprising move after tallying an impressive 5 catches for 68 YDS on 6 targets in the opener versus the Bears, Higbee was a lot less involved against the Colts. The talented young tight end caught his lone target for 8 YDS on Sunday in a game where Stafford only threw 30 times. A reasonably tough matchup and some lingering murkiness surrounding his role in the offense will make Higbee a boom-or-bust TE1 play against the Bucs in Week 3.

Dishonorable Mentions: George Kittle (49ers), Dallas Goedert (Eagles), Jonnu Smith (Patriots)

Defense/Special Teams

MVP: Bills

The Bills comical recent dominance of the Dolphins continued this week with a 35-0 victory in South Beach. The defense managed to contribute 6 sacks, 2 FUM REC's and an INT to these humiliation efforts. A return to their standard low-end starting caliber D/ST ranking this week against a decent Football Team offense that generally takes pretty good care of the football and doesn't allow a ton of sacks seems likely.  

Honorable Mentions: Patriots, Buccaneers, Bears

LVP: Cardinals

Welp, the "WATCH OUT, THE CARDINALS HAVE A REAL DEFENSE" narrative was fun while it lasted. This 1 sack, 0 takeaway and 27 points allowed performance against the Vikings was exactly the unremarkable, sometimes really ugly product that they've put on the field for the past 5 years or so. They'll be a viable play in juicy matchups like the one they have this week against the young, turnover-happy Jaguars offense, but otherwise they can remain on the waiver wire where they belong. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Ravens, Packers, Steelers 

Monday, September 20, 2021

Quick Movie Reviews: Copshop, The Card Counter, Prisoners of the Ghostland

Copshop: The 2021 Joe Carnahan Comeback Tour continues with another modest success in Copshop. Carnahan combines the deliberate pacing of The Grey with the trashy 70's vibe of Smokin Aces' in this contained action thriller that sees a small town Nevada police station turn into a deadly battleground after a con man (Frank Grillo) embroiled in a major political conspiracy is brought in on an assault charge by a rookie officer (Alexis Louder)-only to promptly get hunted down by two hitmen (Gerard Butler, Toby Huss) that are chasing the sizable bounty on his head . The overly convoluted nature of the event that sets this cops vs. con man vs. hitmen showdown into motion and an underwhelming climax deflates some of the fun, but the moody modern western aesthetic, snappy dialogue and magnetic performances from all four leads provide Copshop with enough vintage, hard-nosed charms to make it another solid entry into Carnahan's underrated filmography. 

Grade: B

The Card Counter: Paul Schrader follows up the unnerving triumph of First Reformed with a shockingly bland film that boasts clunky dialogue, subpar supporting performances and an ending that can be telegraphed from a million miles away. Only the great work of Oscar Isaac as the tortured Iraq war criminal turned meticulous regimented under-the-radar traveling poker player who sits at this center of this grim character study manages to standout and save this film from being completely forgettable. By adding a sense of intrigue, intensity and thinly-veiled torment to every scene, Isaac provides The Card Counter with the explosive presence it needed for its tragic narrative to achieve its desired impact while also unintentionally exploiting how Schrader and his co-stars (Tye Sheridan, Tiffany Haddish, Willem Dafoe) managed to suffocate the haunting visceral emotion that a story about the far-reaching psychological impacts of violent trauma should have by not putting enough raw gusto into their work. History says Schrader will probably bounce back before too long, but the disappointment brought on by The Card Counter's largely unexceptional quality will certainly sting in the interim.                  

Grade: C+

Prisoners of the Ghostland: While the English-language debut from cult favorite Japanese director Sion Sono has oddity, absurdity and surrealism aplenty, its cornucopia of artsy outlandishness never translates into anything overly compelling. The pacing is brutally slow without much of a payoff, the ambitious blending of genres it attempts (western, dystopian, chambara) never manages to cohesively meld together and the lack of consistent entertainment value present really exposes how incoherent and nonsensical the story is. Even the people that are eager to add new highlights to the Nicolas Cage freakout reel aren't likely to find a lot to like here outside of a single scene in the final 30 minutes that seems destined to be enshrined in the pantheon of his most celebrated overacting moments. There's enough hypnotic visuals and occasional glimpses of inspired lunacy present here to reaffirm the immense potential that a Cage/Sono vehicle had. Unfortunately, they're just not nearly frequent enough to save Prisoners of the Ghostland from escaping the desolate wasteland it damned itself to when it executed the bulk of its nutty ideas in the most bafflingly dull ways imaginable. 

Grade: C 

Thursday, September 16, 2021

Frank Grillo Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked"-where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted relevant accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Frank Grillo-whose latest project "Copshop" hits theaters tomorrow. 

Frank Grillo's Filmography Ranked:

19.The Sweetest Thing (C-)

18.Edge of Darkness (C+)

17.Minority Report (C+)

16.Captain America: The Winter Solider (C+)

15.Donnybrook (B-)

14.Point Blank (B)

13.Boss Level (B)

12.Captain America: Civil War (B)

11.Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (B)

10.Black and Blue (B)

9.Homefront (B)

8.Zero Dark Thirty (B)

7.The Purge: Anarchy (B)

6.The Grey (B)

5.Gangster Squad (B+)

4.Wheelman (B+)

3.The Purge: Election Year (A-)

2.Warrior (A)

1.End of Watch (A)

Top Dog: End of Watch (2012)

Since pretty much all of the discourse surrounding the work of David Ayer of late has pertained to his unseen version of Suicide Squad, his other contributions to the world of cinema almost feel like they've been permanently buried. When Ayer's signature gritty style is at its peak, he is one of the most essential and interesting filmmakers working in the crime genre today. His third directorial effort End of Watch is arguably the best representation of what he brings to the table. Ayer takes the raw, tense atmosphere of his earlier works like Training Day and Street Kings, and attaches it to a story about two LA cops (Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Pena-both in elite form) who make an unexpected discovery during a routine traffic stop that puts them in the crosshairs of the Sinaloa Cartel. As engrossing and well-constructed as the crime elements are, the emotional core that stems from the strong development of the lead characters and how natural the deep bond between them feels is what pushes End of Watch well above the standard hard-nosed police procedural.     

Lowlight: The Sweetest Thing (2002)

Cameron Diaz enjoyed one of the greatest triumphs of her acting career with the gross-out romantic comedy classic There's Something About Mary . Her return to similar territory 4 years later with The Sweetest Thing wasn't nearly as successful. While there is a nice rapport between Diaz and her on-screen best friends Christina Applegate and Selma Blair that makes the buddy elements of the story work, The Sweetest Thing has a much lower joke hit rate and none of the deceptive heart that made There's Something About Mary such a uniquely excellent project.

Most Underrated: Wheelman (2017)

Before Netflix was churning out endless $150 million blockbusters and glitzy prospective awards contenders, they were getting their feet wet in the movie industry with cheap genre gems like this. Wheelman is a tremendous piece of minimalist B-movie filmmaking that relies on a fast-moving, conflict-filled story about a bank robbery getaway driver (Grillo) that inadvertently gets caught in the middle of a violent dispute between two rival Philadelphia criminal syndicates and the gritty charisma of Grillo to achieve its efficient, edge-of-your-seat thrills.  

Most Overrated: Captain America: The Winter Solider (2014)

Captain America: The Winter Solider stands alone in the Marvel universe because it's the only one of their films that's strictly ruined by the plotting. Chris Evans' first truly great turn as Captain America, the addition of Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson, Bucky's (Sebastian Stan) pivotal transformation into the Winter Solider and some really hard-hitting action sequences ultimately prove to be no match for the catastrophic damage the absurdly convoluted story, clunky pacing and endless expositional dialogue is able to inflict on the cohesiveness and enjoyability of the entire product.

Best Camp Classic: Gangster Squad (2013)

Gangster Squad is a film that is begging to be reevaluated by the Court of Public Opinion. Rueben Fleischer's star-studded gangster noir project that is mostly remembered for having to reshoot its climax following the Aurora shooting was never aiming to be The Godfather, Goodfellas or even A Bronx Tale. It was designed to be an over-the-top embrace of the most cartoonish elements of gangster movies and I firmly believe that it succeeds in doing so. The widely recognizable ensemble cast (Ryan Gosling, Josh Brolin, Emma Stone, Nick Nolte, Giovani Ribisi, Anthony Mackie, Michael Pena, Robert Patrick) outside of the perhaps too animated Sean Penn as the primary antagonist Mickey Cohen burn up the screen with their fiery overacting, the flurry of shootouts and car chases all are staged with a proficient amount of flash and the reworked ending is precisely the hammy fireworks show that a film that's all in on the style over substance philosophy should have.

Best Example of Deon Taylor's Slept-On Directorial Talent: Black and Blue (2019)

Given his tendencies to have quick turnarounds between projects, utilize shoestring budgets that ensure short shooting schedules and bankroll his own projects, Deon Taylor has been dubbed the Tyler Perry of genre movies. Also like Perry, Taylor is largely viewed as a hack because of these practices. While I can't defend the suspect writing that his features cans suffer from (The Intruder, Traffik), Taylor's knack for effectively building and sustaining tension over the course of an entire film tends to make his movies at least somewhat effective. Hand him some actors with real chops (Naomie Harris, Grillo, Mike Colter, Reid Scott, Beau Knapp) and a functional script written by a third party (in this case, Flightplan scribe Peter A. Dowling), and he can make a film like Black and Blue that delivers the suspenseful, schlocky goods at a high enough level where you start to wonder what he could do if Jason Blum or Jordan Peele brought him in to direct a prime project with a great script.    

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

 ()=Previous ranking

1.(1) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

2.(2) Kansas City Chiefs (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Baltimore Ravens 

3.(7) Los Angeles Rams (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Indianapolis Colts 

4.(8) Seattle Seahawks (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

5.(5) Cleveland Browns (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Houston Texans

6.(14) Pittsburgh Steelers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

7.(16) Arizona Cardinals (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

8.(3) Buffalo Bills (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Miami Dolphins

9.(10) New Orleans Saints (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Carolina Panthers

10.(6) Baltimore Ravens (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs 

11.(11) Miami Dolphins (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Buffalo Bills

12.(19) Los Angeles Chargers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

13.(4) Green Bay Packers (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Detroit Lions 

14.(19) San Francisco 49ers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

15.(20) Denver Broncos (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars 

16.(13) New England Patriots (0-1) Week 2 opponent: New York Jets

17.(9) Tennessee Titans (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Seattle Seahawks 

18.(22) Las Vegas Raiders (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

19.(23) Dallas Cowboys (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

20.(12) Washington Football Team (0-1) Week 2 opponent: New York Giants

21.(15) Minnesota Vikings (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

22.(27) Philadelphia Eagles (1-0) Week 2 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

23.(24) Carolina Panthers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: New Orleans Saints

24.(17) Indianapolis Colts (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

25.(29) Cincinnati Bengals (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Chicago Bears

26.(21) Chicago Bears (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

27.(25) New York Giants (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Washington Football Team

28.(28) New York Jets (0-1) Week 2 opponent: New England Patriots  

29.(26) Atlanta Falcons (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

30.(32) Houston Texans (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Cleveland Browns

31.(31) Detroit Lions (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Green Bay Packers

32.(30) Jacksonville Jaguars (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Denver Broncos

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Week 1 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2021 Edition

Quarterback

MVP: Kyler Murray (Cardinals)

Save for a lone INT, Murray was masterful against a clearly overwhelmed Titans defense-throwing for 289 YDS and 4 TD's while adding another 20 YDS and a TD on the ground in an impressive 38-13 road victory for the Cardinals. Murray will look to keep rolling against a very burnable Vikings defense on Sunday afternoon.

Honorable Mentions: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs), Tom Brady (Buccaneers), Jalen Hurts (Eagles)

LVP: Aaron Rodgers (Packers)

Whether it was caused by being unprepared to play after his very public summer away from the team, a good game plan from the Saints or some combination of the two, Rodgers just wasn't himself on Sunday. The reigning MVP only threw for 133 YDS and added a pair of ugly INT's before hitting the showers early to give Jordan Love some garbage time reps in a stunning blowout road loss. Rodgers should be better against an abysmal Lions secondary in Week 2 and if he isn't, it might be time to start flipping the panic switch.

Dishonorable Mentions: Ryan Tannehill (Titans), Matt Ryan (Falcons), Justin Herbert (Chargers)

Running Back

MVP: Joe Mixon (Bengals)

While the heavy volume brought on by playing nearly a full overtime period may have propped up his statline, it was still an encouraging opening game for Mixon after a dismal, injury-shortened 2020. The Bengals bellcow back turned his 33 touches against the Vikings into 150 scrimmage YDS (127 rushing, 23 receiving) and a TD. A Bears defense that is much better up front than on the back end awaits Mixon in Week 2. 

Honorable Mentions: Nick Chubb (Browns), Christian McCaffery (Panthers), Jamaal Williams (Lions)

LVP: Aaron Jones (Packers)

Horrible gamescript and a Saints defense that was downright suffocating for 4 quarters made Jones-who was a 1st round pick in most leagues-the single biggest flop of Week 1 as he mustered just 22 scrimmage YDS on 7 touches. Fortunately for Jones, the Lions-who just surrendered 100+ YDS to 49ers rookie back Elijah Mitchell last week-are up next on the schedule.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys), Saquon Barkley (Giants), Ronald Jones (Buccaneers)

Wide Receiver 

MVP: Amari Cooper (Cowboys) 

Dak Prescott looked really sharp in his 1st game back from the brutal ankle injury that kept him away from live game action for nearly a year and Cooper proved to be the top beneficiary of Dak's strong play-securing a ridiculous 13 catches for 139 YDS and 2 TD's in a wire-to-wire shootout against the Buccaneers last Thursday night. Even with the emergence of CeeDee Lamb as a budding star and the Cowboys highly unlikely to repeat the overwhelmingly pass-heavy attack they utilized against the Bucs in future weeks, Cooper owners have to feel really good about his 2021 prospects right now. 

Honorable Mentions: Tyreek Hill (Chiefs), Deebo Samuel (49ers), Tyler Lockett (Seahawks)

LVP: Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) 

Kyle Shanahan created unexpected chaos in the fantasy football community by not starting Aiyuk-who was a consensus top 50-60 selection after his strong rookie season in 2020- against the Lions on Sunday. Making matters even worse: Aiyuk didn't receive a target on the 25 snaps he played in the game. Shanahan stated after the game that Aiyuk's missed practices late in training camp was the reason he saw so little action in the opener, so this seems like it's going to an issue that extends beyond Week 1. Until more clarity is provided on this situation, Aiyuk shouldn't be started in any format.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Mike Evans (Buccaneers), Julio Jones (Titans), Courtland Sutton (Broncos)

Tight End

MVP: Rob Gronkowski (Buccaneers)

Fantasy owners who entrusted Gronkowski to be their starting TE saw some significant early returns on their minimal investment (his average ADP was between 125 and 150). Gronkowski was the 2nd most targeted receiver on the Bucs behind Chris Godwin in a shootout victory over the Cowboys, hauling in all 8 passes that came his way for 90 YDS and a pair of scores. While he'll certainly be more volatile than he was during his prime years with the Patriots, Gronkowski is still very much a weekly TE1 who can be counted on to put together vintage gems like this from time to time. 

Honorable Mentions: Travis Kelce (Chiefs), T.J. Hockenson (Lions), Darren Waller (Raiders)

LVP: Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) 

Gesicki's reasonably widely projected breakout campaign didn't get off to the smoothest start in Foxboro on Sunday. The 4th year pro failed to catch either of his targets on the day as Tua Tagovailoa leaned on Jaylen Waddle, DeVante Parker and Myles Gaskin in the passing game in the 'Phins hard-fought 17-16 win over the Patriots. Gesicki will look to be more involved in Week 2 against a Bills defense that he had some success against in 2020 (13 REC/177 YDS/TD in 2 games). 

Dishonorable Mentions: Robert Tonyan (Packers), Mark Andrews (Ravens), Kyle Pitts (Falcons)

Defense/Special Teams

MVP: Steelers

Some pretty significant overhauls to their corner group and edge rushers next to T.J. Watt didn't prevent the Steelers defense from coming out of the gates hot. The 3 sacks, FUM and blocked punt that turned into a TD from this DEF/ST group powered the Steelers to an impressive comeback road win over a tough Bills squad. A Raiders team coming off a wild Monday Night Football win in which they posted 33 points against a pretty good Ravens defense is next up for the Steelers. 

Honorable Mentions: 49ers, Rams, Broncos

LVP: Buccaneers

A couple of injuries in the secondary, a lasered-in Dak Prescott and underwhelming performances from their top pass-rushers resulted in the much buzzed about Bucs defense putting together a quiet night (1 sack, 1 INT) in their 33-29 opening night victory. A Week 2 date with a Falcons offense that mustered just 6 points and allowed Matt Ryan to get hit about 8,000 times against the Eagles in Week 1 could be just the ticket they need to quickly reverse their fortunes.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Browns, Bills, Ravens  

Monday, September 13, 2021

Quick Movie Reviews: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Malignant, Kate

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings is the right movie at the right time for Marvel. This superhero origin story meets faithful, loving homage to Hong Kong martial arts and wuxia films is the perfect foil to their massive 2021 slate that had up to this point primarily served as an infuriating showcase of the worst things about Kevin Feige's towering empire (Teases for future projects taking precedent over the story they're telling in that moment, bland villains and poorly-constructed action sequences). The story is completely focused on introducing Shang-Chi (the very magnetic Simu Liu) and why the lineage he's running from makes him so powerful, good character development and an equally imposing and quietly somber performance from Hong Kong film legend Tony Leung makes Xu Wenwu an instant top-tier MCU villain and up until the inevitable disorienting CGI bonanza at the film's climax, the action is martial arts-driven and brimming with the playful humor, dazzling stuntwork and fluid camerawork/editing of a vintage Jackie Chan project. While Awkwafina's presence as the quip-hurling best friend of Shang-Chi and the aforementioned CGI-riddled climax serve as clear reminders of its place in a broader cinematic ecosystem, Shang-Chi operates on enough of its own distinct wavelength to standout as a needed and refreshing change from the usual pace for the MCU. Here's to hoping that Eternals can achieve something similar before the multiverse onslaught starts with Spider-Man: No Way Home.       

Grade: A-

Malignant: Between Saw, Aquaman and the first two Conjuring movies, James Wan has established himself as one of the most reliable Hollywood hitmakers of the past 20 years. Achieving that level of consistent financial success as a director has a tendency to open doors to secure funding for an unconventional passion project every once in a blue moon. Wan finally got to make his with Malignant and let's just say that he seized the opportunity. 

For much of the film's runtime, Wan sits back and smirks like somebody who knows a secret that nobody else is privy to yet as he assembles a competent, but kind of unassuming supernatural mystery tale centered around a Seattle woman named Maddy (Anabelle Wallis) whose suddenly haunted by visions of murders being committed by a mysterious figure from her past named Gabriel (physically portrayed by Marina Mazepa and voiced by Ray Chase). There's the usual scenes where secondary characters question Maddy's mental state, some dead bodies that can be easily linked back to Maddy are discovered, etc. and plenty of the creepy atmospherics and slick visuals Wan is known for. Then courtesy of a gruesome third act reveal that reframes the entire narrative and blesses gorehounds with a bonkers 25 minute stretch of cinema that is pretty much destined to be the highlight of their respective years, the film ends up arriving at a place that is much more depraved and proudly over-the-top than anticipated. Wan is clearly having a blast mixing so many different genres (aside from the aforementioned supernatural mystery elements, Malignant touches on everything from action to nearly every horror subgenre that doesn't involve aliens or haunted houses) together and the confidence and craftsmanship he's picked up after making 10 features allows for this ambitious mixture of ingredients to seamlessly blend together to make this a delightfully trashy, sadistic B-movie buffet. 

Grade: B+

Kate: Yes, Kate can be compared to a zillion other movies from John Wick to The Professional to July's Gunpowder Milkshake without stretching too hard. But I'll tell you what I wasn't thinking about while watching Netflix's latest hard-R action extravaganza: What movies it does or does not share some DNA with. Like the titular sharp-shooting, ass-kicking assassin, Kate hits every target its supposed to in order to get the job done. Mary Elizabeth Winstead shoots, stabs and smolders her way through the Yakuza-run Tokyo underworld with aplomb, the action sequences feature the level of exquisite choreography, clean editing and brutal, hard-earned kills that a David Leitch-backed production can be counted onto deliver and Cedric Nicolas-Troyan provides the proceedings with energetic direction and the underrated virtue of knowing exactly when to wrap things up. It may not be on the level of last year's standout efforts Extraction and The Old Guard, but Kate is another very successful outing that further solidifies Netflix's standing as a rising titan in the action movie space.   

Grade: B+ 

Thursday, September 9, 2021

2021 NFL Predictions Mania: Playoffs, Super Bowl, MVP and More!!!

After a very active month, it's finally time to release the final entry in my 2021 NFL preview series. Here are my predictions for the playoffs, Super Bowl, MVP and basically every other real and fictional NFL award that there possibly could be. Enjoy Buccaneers/Cowboys tonight people.  

Playoffs:

AFC:

1.Chiefs

2.Browns

3.Bills

4.Titans

5.Ravens

6.Chargers

7.Patriots 

Wild Card:

Browns over Patriots

Bills over Chargers

Ravens over Titans

Divisional Round:

Chiefs over Ravens

Browns over Bills

Conference Championship:

Browns over Chiefs

NFC:

1.Buccaneers 

2.Packers

3.Seahawks

4.Giants

5.Rams

6.Vikings

7.49ers

Wild Card:

Packers over 49ers

Seahawks over Vikings

Rams over Giants

Divisional Round:

Buccaneers over Rams

Packers over Seahawks

Conference Championship:

Buccaneers over Packers

Super Bowl:

Buccaneers over Browns

Year-End Awards:

MVP: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

Offensive Player of the Year: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 

Defensive Player of the Year: Myles Garrett (Browns)

Offensive Rookie of the Year: Zach Wilson (Jets)

Defensive Rookie of the Year: Patrick Surtain II (Broncos)

Comeback Player of the Year: Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

Coach of the Year: Brandon Staley (Chargers)

League Leaders:

Passing YDS: Justin Herbert (Chargers)

Passing TD's: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

Rushing YDS: Dalvin Cook (Vikings)

Rushing TD's: Jonathan Taylor (Colts)

Receiving YDS: Calvin Ridley (Falcons)

Receiving TD's: Mike Evans (Buccaneers)

Receptions: Alvin Kamara (Saints)

Sacks: Myles Garrett (Browns)

INT's: Darious Williams (Rams)

Forced Fumbles: Myles Garrett (Browns)

Tackles: Fred Warner (49ers)

Miscellaneous Awards:

AFC Team Most Likely to Surprise: Patriots

AFC Team Most Likely to Disappoint: Steelers

NFC Team Most Likely to Surprise: Vikings

NFC Team Most Likely to Disappoint: Football Team

Most Likely to Go 17-0: Buccaneers

Most Likely to Go 0-17: Texans 

Coach Most Likely to Be Fired Before The End of the Season: Zac Taylor (Bengals)

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

2021 NFL Preview: NFC West

 Arizona Cardinals

2020 Record: 8-8 (3rd in NFC West)

Head Coach: Kliff Kingsbury (3rd season)

Notable Additions: C Rodney Hudson, DE J.J. Watt, WR A.J. Green

Notable Departures: WR Larry Fitzgerald, CB Patrick Peterson, RB Kenyan Drake

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Further Offensive Improvements

The arrival of DeAndre Hopkins last season gave Kyler Murray the real receiving weapon he lacked during his rookie campaign in 2019 and they started their on-field relationship on an even better than expected note. With the strong-armed Murray throwing him darts, Hopkins posted the 3rd highest yardage total of his storied career (1,407) while Murray's completion percentage (64.4 in 2019 to 67.2% in 2020), passing YDS (3,722 in 2019 to 3,971 in 2020) and passing TD's (20 in 2019 to 26 in 2020) all increased in year 2 in large part due to Hopkins' reliably strong hands/body control/route running. Combine the arrival of Hopkins with an offensive line that went from bad to average without much changeover (right tackle Kelvin Beachum was the only new starter), and you had a Cardinals team that quietly improved their year-to-year win total by 3 games and finished just shy of clinching the last NFC Wild Card spot. 

Heading into 2021, GM Steve Kiem wanted to give their 3rd year signalcaller the best possible chance of to take another step forward in 2021 and he did just that by expanding their offensive warchest. Star center Rodney Hudson should offer them an immediate sizable upgrade to their pass protection, James Conner will join speedster Chase Edmonds in the backfield as he looks to rebound from a really rough season in Pittsburgh last year, rookie Rondale Moore could end up being the lethal underneath receiving option this offense has sorely lacked if he can avoid the injury woes that haunted him at Purdue in the NFL and A.J. Green will look to step into the leadership and occasional clutch pass catching role vacated by the great Larry Fitzgerald-who has all but officially retired from football after 17 seasons. The NFC West is as tight of a division as there is in the league and having a dynamic offense that gives defenses fits gives the Cardinals the best chance of making some noise in it.   

Biggest Question Mark: Cornerback 

Things weren't exactly looking great for the Cardinals corner group at the beginning of August as the team was struggling to figure out who was going to replace departed starters Patrick Peterson and Dre Kirkpatrick. The situation only got worse last week when Malcolm Butler, who was the clear frontrunner to be their top corner, suddenly retired to tend to an undisclosed personal matter.

Right now, Byron Murphy and Robert Alford are expected to begin the season as the starting corners. Relying on this pairing to slow down any receiver of note should absolutely horrify this team. Murphy's struggles over his inaugural 2 NFL seasons have seen him repeatedly bounce in and out of the starting lineup while Alford hasn't appeared in a regular season game since 2018 after suffering a broken leg and torn pectoral muscle in back-to-back seasons. 

Shockingly, the rest of the depth chart may be an even greater cause for concern as their backups are 2 mid-to-late round rookies (Marco Wilson, Tay Gowan) that have a shared weakness of getting overwhelmed too often by receivers downfield and a 2nd year guy (Luq Baroo) that just got waived by the lowly Jaguars 3 weeks ago. Their best bet honestly might just be to throw their versatile linebackers Isaiah Simmons and Zaven Collins back there at this point. Those guys would at least look the part athletically until Tyler Lockett or Cooper Kupp hit them with a late route break that knocks them out of their shoes. Safe to say, this unsettled situation puts their chances of repeating as a top 15 pass defense in serious jeopardy (Budda Baker may be a budding star safety and all, but he can't be everywhere at once).        

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Kliff Kingsbury Relying Less on Analytics 

For the most part, Kliff Kingsbury's transition to the NFL has been smoother than I expected it to be. His modified air raid scheme has been a very good fit for Kyler Murray and the fact that this group ranked 6th in the league in total yards a mere 2 years after they ranked dead last in that area with Mike McCoy and Byron Leftwich running the show is a pretty strong endorsement for his simplified, speed-driven approach to running an offense. However, there is one area that's really holding him back: His obsession with analytics.  

The man is such a slave to the data that he can't help but put his foot on the gas by at every possible opportunity. To be fair, the raw numbers would support his decision to regularly go for TD's over FG's and 2 point conversions over extra points as the Cardinals had the 10th best redzone TD% in the league (65.5%) in 2020. However, the failures brought on by Kingsbury's analytical decisionmaking directly resulted in multiple losses (Week 3 versus the Lions, Week 11 versus the Seahawks, Week 12 versus the Patriots). If he had just decided to bring out the kicker for a field goal or extra point in 1 of those instances, this team would've made the playoffs last year.

It's well within the realm of possibility that his failures on this front last season and bringing on the more reliable Matt Prater to replace Zane Gonzalez at kicker will be enough to convince Kingsbury to go for the easier point scoring opportunity more often. But, there's currently zero evidence that failure in some key situations and the addition of a hypothetically better kicker will be enough to get him off the data sauce.

Bottom Line:

   Offensively viable and defensively sketchy, the Cardinals just don't feel like they've made enough improvements to catapult past their division rivals. 

Los Angeles Rams

2020 Record: 10-6 (2nd in NFC West)

Head Coach: Sean McVay (5th season)

Notable Additions: QB Matthew Stafford, WR DeSean Jackson, RB Sony Michel

Notable Departures: QB Jared Goff, S John Johnson III, CB Troy Hill

Biggest Reason for Excitement: They Still Have the Best Defense in the League

The Rams #1 ranked defense from a year ago took some serious hits ahead of the 2021 season. First and foremost, defensive coordinator Brandon Staley moved across the SoFi Stadium parking lot to become the new Chargers head coach. Then free agency came and saw two of their key secondary starters (John Johnson III, Troy Hill) head to the Browns. 

While these losses will certainly be felt, their standing as the best defense in the league is still pretty firm. New DC Raheem Morris is a sharp veteran assistant who did about as good of a job as he possibly could with an injury-ravaged, not particularly talented Falcons group in 2020, Jordan Fuller and David Long have enough skill and upside to admirably step into the vacant strong safety/slot corner roles and most importantly, the rest of their biggest impact players (Aaron Donald, Jalen Ramsey, Darious Williams, Leonard Floyd, Sebastian Joseph-Day, Taylor Rapp) are returning. The level of elite talent and sheer depth of the Rams defense makes them the toughest matchup in the powerhouse NFC West and should go a long way in helping them wrestle to the top of this deep division.

Biggest Question Mark: The Whole Running Back Situation

Losing Cam Akers to a torn Achilles right before training camp started was an absolutely brutal break for the Rams. The 2nd year back was positioned for a full-on breakout 2021 in his 1st full season as a starter after getting really hot late season upon being thrust into a featured role (he put up a pair of 170+ scrimmage YD performances over a 6-game stretch and one of them was in the Wild Card round against the Seahawks). Having the anointed bellcow in an offense that is at its best when they run the hell out of the football go down right before the season starts is going to cause some serious reshuffling in the backfield and at least publicly, Sean McVay has been coy about how he's going to handle it.

The belief in the immediate aftermath of Akers' injury was that Darrell Henderson was going to step in and pretty much just fill that intended workhorse role. Given his familiarity with the system, good burst and solid performance as the on-and-off lead back for much of last season (783 scrimmage YDS and 6 TD's on 154 ouches), it seemed like the sensible choice for McVay to make. 

Then things got real murky all of a sudden a couple weeks back when the Rams acquired Sony Michel from the Patriots. A sluggish 2019 campaign where he averaged an awful 3.7 YDS per carry and an injury-shortened 2020 campaign where he ceded his starting job to Damien Harris have sent Michel's stock plummeting, so it's pretty easy to forget about good he was during his rookie campaign in 2018 when he factored heavily into the Patriots 6th Super Bowl title run. A change in location and the guarantee of at least a decent-sized role could be just what Michel needs to return to form.

The cherry on top of this unknown void of a backfield is how, if at all rookie Jake Funk will work into the backfield rotation. Many expected Funk to be cut or exclusively operate as a special teams player before Akers got hurt, but he went on to have a strong camp and his grit, patience and dual-threat ability have reportedly won him a lot of fans in the organization. As silly as it sounds considering Funk's less prestigious credentials, don't be surprised if McVay rolls out a 3-way timeshare to start the season like he did last year-especially considering that Henderson is currently nursing a thumb injury and hasn't practiced in full in almost 3 weeks.          

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Matthew Stafford Finally Living Up to the Hype

Swapping out Jared Goff for Matthew Stafford at quarterback isn't the guaranteed major upgrade people to seem the think it is. Sure, Stafford's arm talent will allow McVay to diversify his passing game beyond quick slants out of play action, but the harsh reality is that Stafford hasn't accomplished anything of note outside of his 5,000 YD season in 2011. Does some of this have to do with spending his 1st 12 NFL seasons with the cursed, woefully inept Lions organization? Of course, but he shouldn't continue to be let off the hook for his role in contributing to the organization's failure over that time period. Stafford has only mustered 4 TD's and a 63.2 CMP% in his 3 career playoff games and there were several other seasons where his inability to win games (2013, 2015, 2017) when it mattered was the main reason why the Lions failed to make the playoffs.

Just about every potential excuse for Stafford is out the window now that he's with the Rams. Gone are the largely suspect coaches that were holding back his ability to shine. Gone are the defenses that were causing him to come up on the wrong end of shootouts. Gone are the receivers not named Calvin Johnson that couldn't be depended on to stay on the field or make catches when it mattered most. Gone are the offensive lines that couldn't keep him upright. Gone are the feeble rushing attacks that couldn't offer him the support he needed to run a balanced attack.  

He's going to war with one of the best rosters in the league for one of the best coaches in the league. If he's really as great as people have anointed him to be over the years, he'll be able to power through this extremely competitive division, pick up that elusive 1st career playoff win and take this Rams team to the championship that allegedly greatly inferior Goff fell just short of winning in 2018.

Bottom Line:

    Well-coached and boasting many areas of strength-particularly on defense, the Rams should find themselves in the middle of the playoff hunt yet again. 

San Francisco 49ers

2020 Record: 6-10 (4th in NFC West)

Head Coach: Kyle Shanahan (5th season)

Notable Additions: C Alex Mack, DE Samson Ebukam, CB Josh Norman

Notable Departures: CB Richard Sherman, C Weston Richburg (retired), WR Kendrick Bourne

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Nearly All of Their Injured Players from 2020 are a Full-Go to Start 2021

Fred Warner, Arik Armstead, Mike McGlinchey, Laken Tomlinson, Kyle Juzcyzk, Kerry Hyder, Daniel Brunskill, Tarvarius Moore, Jerick McKinnon and Azeez Al-Shaair. These are the only players of note that appeared in 16 games for the 49ers in 2020. The degree of key injuries the 49ers suffered over the course the season was just preposterous as every single starter on both sides of the ball outside of Warner, Armstead, McGlinchey, Tomlinson, Brunskill and Juzcyzk all missed at least 2 games and several key cogs (Nick Bosa, Dee Ford, Richard Sherman, Jimmy Garoppolo) played in just 6 games or less before they were lost for the year. After dealing with that steady stream of misfortunate last year, the bleeding looks to at least have temporarily stopped heading into this season. 

All of the aforementioned guys who missed 10+ games last year that are still on the roster along with George Kittle, Brandon Aiyuk, Deebo Samuel, Raheem Mostert, Jaquiski Tartt, Dre Greenlaw, Javon Kinlaw and Jason Verrett-who all missed between 3 and 9 games in 2020- will be out there on Sunday afternoon when they take on the Lions in Detroit. This is the best possible news for the 49ers could receive. They were able to win 6 games last season with a decimated, constantly fluctuating roster and a return to something that's closer to what their 2019 NFC Championship Squad had to work with should immediately put them back in the playoff hunt.   

Biggest Question Mark: How They're Going to Handle Their Quarterbacks

Jimmy Garoppolo more or less lost his job back in March when the 49ers traded up to get the #3 pick from the Dolphins and Kyle Shanahan subsequently held a pretty blunt press conference where he expressed that Garoppolo just wasn't reliable enough to be their starter anymore. Quite frankly, Shanahan is right. 2019 was his only fully healthy season in the NFL and he's only managed to appear in 9 games during his other 2 full seasons (2018, 2020) as a 49er. Plus Garoppolo's status as a borderline game manager who struggles with downfield throws and crunchtime situations makes him a very unappealing long-term option-particularly at his current $24 million per year salary. 

Here's where things complicated for the 49ers: 1: The quarterback they took at #3 was Trey Lance-who has 17 career starts at North Dakota State and has only played in 1 real competitive football game since 2019 as a result of D1-A moving their season to the spring (Lance had already declared for the Draft-making him ineligible to play.) 2: Garoppolo is still around as a result of his aforementioned huge, untradeable cap number and the need to have a veteran stopgap that knows the offense around while Lance gets acclimated to the offense. 3.Shanahan technically still hasn't named a starter yet.

Despite the lack of official word, all signs are pointing to Garoppolo being the Week 1 starter. But the real question is for how long? A month? 8 weeks? The whole year? Realistically, Garoppolo's play and/or one of those dreaded injures popping up yet again will more than likely dictate that. But this is a unique situation among teams who selected QB's in the 1st round of the draft as the 49ers are the only team from that bunch that has an entrenched veteran starter in the mix and Lance is the only top pick that didn't play a full season of college ball last year. Since the options are between a serviceable veteran that's been in the organization since mid-2017 and  an intriguing yet extremely raw dual threat young gun who is primed to be the team's next potential franchise QB, this is shaping up to be the exceptionally rare no lose unsettled QB situation.          

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Staying Healthy

After 2020, it's hard to say anything else. We just witnessed what this team looks like at far less than 100% for pretty much an entire season and that was still pretty god damn respectable. If Bosa, Kittle, Warner, Aiyuk, Armstead, McGlinchey, Samuel, Ford, Trent Williams, new starting center Alex Mack and the bulk of their very talented core can stay at least reasonably healthy all year long, this team is going to be a problem. They have a deep, quick and strong pass rush, the increasingly rare type of stud inside linebacker in Warner who can tackle, cover and diagnose plays at the line of scrimmage, a reliable offensive line anchored by an elite left tackle, several versatile receiving weapons and running backs who can either bowl over defenders with their power or blow by them with their shiftiness.  If they're able to make it to the dance with their health, the rest of the NFC better take notice (the AFC team don't need to worry because Shanahan will happily hand them a comeback Super Bowl win in the 4th quarter with his stellar clock management and flat-out refusal to run the ball.)

Bottom Line:

The 49ers have the talent and depth on both sides of the ball to not only the win NFC West, but the entire conference. However, their high volume of injury-prone players and convoluted QB situation puts them a tick behind both the Seahawks and Rams in their tight divisional hierarchy (for now at least).   

Seattle Seahawks

2020 Record: 12-4 (1st in NFC West)

Notable Additions: G Gabe Jackson, TE Gerald Everett, CB Sidney Jones

Notable Departures: OLB K.J. Wright, CB Shaq Griffin, DT Jarran Reed

Biggest Reason for Excitement: A Sean McVay Disciple is Their New Offensive Coordinator

Since Russell Wilson arrived in Seattle, he's only had 2 offensive coordinators: Darrell Bevell and Brian Schottenheimer. If you're familiar with what these clowns have done outside of Seattle, you'd realize that finding success within their system is the strongest sign of Wilson's greatness. Bevell and Schottenheimer are easily in the top tier of blandest and most boneheaded playcallers currently working in this league. Case in point: Bevell opened the door for Malcolm Butler to become a Super Bowl legend by calling a pass play from the 1-YD line when the Patriots had allowed positive yardage on every single one of Marshawn Lynch's carries up to that point in that game while Schottenheimer cost the Seahawks a Wild Card game against the Cowboys in 2018 by refusing to break from his commitment to running the ball until they were down by double digits in the 4th quarter (Chris Carson, Mike Davis and Rashaad Penny combined for 59 YDS on 21 carries and 28 of them came on a single run by Penny). With Schottenheimer getting axed following a 2020 season where the offense faded in a big way down the stretch, Wilson will be entering his 10th pro season with only his 3rd career coordinator. So who is the man that Pete Carroll and John Schneider tapped to be the new architect of their offense? None other than Sean McVay protégé Shane Waldron.

While having ties to McVay clearly doesn't gurantee success (just look at the disaster that Zac Taylor has been in Cincinnati), being embedded with perhaps the greatest offensive mind to emerge since Andy Reid sure as hell isn't going to hurt. Helping Waldron's cause that he isn't going to be the next Taylor is a resume that may just be the most impressive of any McVay disciple to date. The 41-year old has worked alongside McVay since his final year as the OC in Washington in 2016 and since Matt LaFluer exited LA to become the Titans OC ahead of the 2018 season, Waldron served as passing game coordinator. After Taylor exited for Cincy in 2019, he also added QB coach to his responsibilities . Waldron might not any playcalling experience, but he was actively involved with developing the gameplans and schemes alongside McVay-which is more than Taylor can say about his time with the team.

Just imagine what Wilson could do in an offense that isn't vanilla as hell? The degree of trick plays and cool play designs that a creative OC could come up with for a dynamic QB who has elite arm talent and mobility that is still in the middle of his prime is pretty much limitless and if Waldron is even half as good as McVay is at doing those things, the Seahawks offense should be able to fly to heights they've never been able to reach before.    

Biggest Question Mark: Who is Going to Play Cornerback

Letting Shaq Griffin walk in free agency was the right call. His entire career in Seattle was defined by unpredictable up-and-down play and that's not the type of player you want as a top corner-especially at the up to almost $14 million per year the Jaguars agreed to pay him.

The issue with Griffin leaving the #1 corner post after 3 seasons is that the Seahawks don't really have a plan to replace him. The drat capital they burned in trades for Jamal Adams, Carlos Dunlap and Gabe Jackson over the past 12 months left them with just 3 picks for this year (1 of which was used to select the raw but intriguing slot corner Tre Brown in the 4th round) and the amount of money they have tied up in Wilson, Adams, Bobby Wagner, Duane Brown and Tyler Lockett kept them from being able to pursue any meaningful free agents.

Incumbents D.J. Reed-who was a nice surprise after replacing the injured Quinton Dunbar in the slot about a quarter of the way through last season and Tre Flowers-who has been mostly a liability through 3 pro seasons-figure to lock down the top 2 spots by default and Brown should see a fair amount of playing time based on the fact that he was a high enough pick to earn the opportunity to see the field right away, but what lies beyond this trio that has been together throughout the offseason process is a complete mystery. 

The rest of the depth chart was so unsettled in the final days of the preseason that they went out and added veterans Sidney Jones and Blessaun Austin via a trade and free agency in the past week to round it out. Not only are these last second moves concerning from a common sense "how are they going to learn the system quickly?" standpoint, but the profiles of these two make them pretty sketchy candidates to serve as reliable depth pieces. The talented Jones has been unable to shake the durability concerns that haunted him at the University of Washington in the NFL as he's missed 34 games over 4 seasons (to be fair, 15 of those came during his rookie year in 2017 while he was recovering from the Achilles tear he suffered during his final college season) and Austin couldn't land a spot in a Jets corner room that has Bryce Hall and Brandin Echols as its projected opening day starters.

Pete Carroll-whose specialty during his NFL assistant days was developing DB's-has been able to get the most out of sticky corner situations plenty of times in the past and having a talented trio of safeties (Adams, Quandre Diggs, Ryan Neal) and the best coverage linebacker in football in Wagner in the middle of the defense will take some of the pressure of this untested group, but the potential that their corners could get absolutely smoked on a weekly basis just can't be ignored as the Seahawks aim to brace themselves for a ultracompetitive division race this season.     

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Giving Russell Wilson Enough Opportunities to be Russell Wilson 

I'll start off by saying that Wilson shouldn't be let off the hook for his role in the Seahawks offensive struggles in 2020. The second half of last season was the most jittery, inaccurate and reckless Wilson has ever looked in the pros, and that uncharacteristic play made him severely ineffective when the team needed him most. However, part of the reason why he adapted those bad habits was caused by his lack of faith in the playcalling of Schottenheimer and the banged up offensive line's ability to protect him for long enough to make plays.

Heading into 2021, the Seahawks need to do everything they can to ensure that Wilson gets a legit chance to make the plays he's proven to be capable of making. Waldron has got to do a better job than Schottenheimer did of giving Wilson the ball when it matters most without veering away from their physical rushing attack led by the oft-injured, but still effective Chris Carson, the offensive line-which has the potential to improve with the addition of a sold vet like Jackson on the interior and Damien Lewis a strong bet to make a year 2 leap after a pretty impressive rookie campaign-has got to keep him from getting killed on at least half of his dropbacks and the receivers-who outside of Lockett and D.K Metcalf are all either unproven young players (Freddie Swain, rookie D'wayne Eskridge) or vets entering their 1st year with the team (Gerald Everett)-have got to win their routes and/or pull down as as many catchable targets that come their way as possible. As long as the tendencies that Wilson displayed last year don't become permanent problems, he has what it takes to take this team to the promised land as long as he can get the contributions from his coaches and running mates that just haven't been there often enough since the team's last Super Bowl appearance in 2014.

Bottom Line:

Even with their questionable corner group and offensive line, Russell Wilson and Pete Carroll should be able to keep this team competitive in 2021.   

Projected Standings:

1.Seattle Seahawks (11-6)

2.Los Angeles Rams (10-7)

3.San Francisco 49ers (9-8)

4.Arizona Cardinals (7-10)

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Week 1

1.Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

2.Kansas City Chiefs

3.Buffalo Bills

4.Green Bay Packers

5.Cleveland Browns

6.Baltimore Ravens

7.Los Angeles Rams

8.Seattle Seahawks

9.Tennessee Titans

10.New Orleans Saints

11.Miami Dolphins

12.Washington Football Team

13.New England Patriots

14.Pittsburgh Steelers

15.Minnesota Vikings

16.Arizona Cardinals

17.Indianapolis Colts

18.San Francisco 49ers

19.Los Angeles Chargers

20.Denver Broncos

21.Chicago Bears

22.Las Vegas Raiders

23.Dallas Cowboys

24.Carolina Panthers

25.New York Giants

26.Atlanta Falcons

27.Philadelphia Eagles

28.New York Jets

29.Cincinnati Bengals

30.Jacksonville Jaguars 

31.Detroit Lions

32.Houston Texans

Monday, September 6, 2021

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Ranked

Welcome to Ranked: Where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted relevant accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Mary Elizabeth Winstead-whose latest project "Kate" arrives on Netflix this Friday.  

Mary Elizabeth Winstead's Filmography Ranked:

17.A Good Day to Die Hard (C-)

16.Swiss Army Man (C)

15.The Thing (B-)

14.Gemini Man (B)

13.Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (B)

12.Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (B)

11.Final Destination 3 (B)

10.Death Proof (B)

9.Faults (B)

8.The Hollars (B+)

7.All About Nina (B+)

6.Kill the Messenger (A-)

5.Live Free or Die Hard (A-)

4.10 Cloverfield Lane (A-)

3.Smashed (A-)

2.Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (A-)

1.The Spectacular Now (A)

Top Dog: The Spectacular Now (2013)

The ever popular coming-of-age drama genre received one of its most unconventional and refreshingly realistic entries of the past decade just over 8 years ago with The Spectacular Now. Courtesy of some incredible acting from its pitch perfect ensemble cast (Miles Teller, Shailene Woodley, Brie Larson, Kyle Chandler, Jennifer Lason Leigh, Winstead) and a subtly powerful script that relies on understated emotion and painful truths to tell its story of young love and trying to find a way to cope with the hereditary pain of addiction, James Ponsoldt was able to create a bittersweet film with a big heart and meditative soul. 

Lowlight: A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)

As Bruce Willis has made his sad, steep decline to the lowest bowels of shoddy VOD moviemaking, the first seeds of his solemn late career downturn were planted when he appeared in A Good Day to Die Hard. An asleep at the wheel Willis looks thoroughly uninterested in doing anything besides collecting a check during his fifth (and hopefully final) go-round as John McClane, and the story, action and supporting characters are all too lifelessly generic to compensate for one of the most charismatic action stars of all time deciding to call it a career without actually retiring from the gig that he so clearly hates doing at this point in time. 

Most Underrated: Smashed (2012)

Winstead is a criminally underrated actor whose starred in a number of criminally underrated projects over her lengthy career in the business (All About Nina, Faults and the aforementioned The Spectacular Now are just a few of the movies of hers that I would give that label to). So what makes Smashed stand out from that crowded field? Simple: Winstead's fearless, profound performance as an alcoholic elementary school teacher who tries to get sober after being caught engaging in some deeply troubling behavior while intoxicated and the film's portrayal of alcoholism is more unflinchingly honest about the reckless, monstrous behavior it can bring out of people and the sheer depth of the damage it can cause the person and the people that are in their orbit than any other film I've seen about the subject.    

Most Overrated: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

While Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is a perfectly fine video game-inspired action comedy full of actors that I genuinely love (Michael Cera, Winstead, Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Brie Larson, Chris Evans),  it's too quirky and indebted to video game culture for me to enjoy it to the same degree as its legions of very vocal hardcore fans do.

The DCU's 1st True Triumph: Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

About 14 months after Aquaman started to finally turn the tide (no pun intended) for the embattled DC Films brand (otherwise known as the DCU), Birds of Prey came along and delivered the emphatic slice of excellence that they so desperately needed. Director Cathy Yan and writer Christina Hodson crafted a playful, chaotic sandbox for Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn to frolic in and that frantic, vibrant blueprint allows for a deliriously brutal and deeply colorful R-rated action romp that mimics the personality of its heroine to effortlessly emerge. 

Worst Execution of A Genius Premise: Swiss Army Man (2016)

A film that features Daniel Radcliffe as a farting corpse should've been a delightfully unhinged absurdist comedy, but Swiss Army Man is ultimately too strange and sneakily creepy to milk very many laughs out of its gloriously goofy premise. 

Friday, September 3, 2021

Quick Movie Reviews: Candyman, The Protégé, Vacation Friends

Candyman: The foundation for a great film is on display throughout Candyman. Nia DaCosta harkens back to the days of John Carpenter's Halloween by delivering inventive, minimalist slasher kills with a modern artistic flare, the three most pivotal actors (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Teyonah Parris, Colman Domingo) to the story give excellent performances that hauntingly explore the individual and communal trauma their characters have experienced and the cinematography in and outside of the eerie moments is dazzling (there's a long take of Abdul-Mateen's character walking through the winding halls of a luxury apartment complex about halfway through the film that is in contention for the best shot sequence of the year so far). 

Despite these very strong elements, Candyman just can't quite turn that promising blueprint into something special. The script is so busy for a 90-minute movie that almost none of the ideas or pieces of social commentary it throws out receive the level of attention required to make a real impact (namely the ones involving Parris' character's past and her career as an art gallery curator) and the final act sees the pacing go from slow burn to lightning fast, resulting in a rushed conclusion that fails both its characters and larger thematic ambitions. An additional 20-30 minutes to further flesh out the retooled mythology of the titular hook-handed urban legend, tie up the loose ends present in its character arcs and show another scene or two to expand gentrification commentary to something beyond showing the interior of a bougie high rise apartment and some on-the-nose exposition about the systemic racism that fuels this all too common practice is probably all it would've taken for Candyman to reach the level of greatness that it was clearly capable of achieving.

Grade: B-

The Protégé: 2021's attempt to return to a normal theatrical content marketplace wouldn't have been complete without a generic albeit passable action flick hitting theaters during one of the final weekends of the summer. Martin Campbell's The Protégé wears this unofficial mantle in appropriately nondescript fashion. This methodical assassin/conspiracy/revenge tale about a Vietnamese refugee turned elite contract killer (Maggie Q) that's out to avenge the death of the man (Samuel L. Jackson) who took her into his home (and deadly line of work) after her family was killed is powered onto the right side of average by some decent action sequences and a couple of hammy supporting performances from the reliably engaging Jackson and Michael Keaton. While I don't have a particularly strong desire to ever watch The Protégé again, I'm thankful for what its moderate, unflashy competence represents within the landscape and I hope to never see the day where late August diversions like it disappear.    

Grade: B-

Vacation Friends: Intentional or not, Vacation Friends proved to be a clear bullseye hit on the streaming content targetThere's talented, familiar faces (Lil Rel Howrey, Yvonne Orji, John Cena, Meredith Hagner) in the lead roles doing good, but not great work. The laughs are pretty frequent, but rarely ever more than just a smile or brief audible chuckle. It makes for a fine enough piece of entertainment while you're watching it, but it's not overly likely to remain in your brain for longer than a few hours afterwards. Congrats again to Hulu on their algorithm-affirming success story.  

Grade: B-