Thursday, October 28, 2021

Edgar Wright Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Edgar Wright-whose latest directorial effort "Last Night in Soho" arrives in theaters tonight.  

Edgar Wright's Filmography Ranked:

5.Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (B)

4.The World's End (B+)

3.Hot Fuzz (A-)

2.Baby Driver (A)

1.Shaun of the Dead (A)

Top Dog: Shaun of the Dead (2004)

The resurgence in zombie-based media over the past decade or so can be linked back to the devoted following Shaun of the Dead quickly amassed back in 2004/05. By adding dark humor, likable underdog characters and heartfelt moments alongside the expected brain eating/gore, Wright permanently rewrote the rule book for zombie movies and opened the door for more subversive, comedic takes on the genre to emerge (Zombieland, Dead Snow, Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse).

Lowlight: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

Even after multiple viewings, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is a tricky film for me to assess. There's something really admirable about the frantic energy Wright put into its graphic novel/video game-style presentation and the ensemble cast from the leads (Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead) down to the future superstars that occupied the supporting cast (Chris Evans, Brie Larson, Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza, Kieran Culkin) all relish the opportunity to play smartass, cartoony characters. However, a fair amount of the jokes fall flat, the corniness of the whole affair becomes overwhelming at times and the script isn't as clever as Wright and his co-writer Michael Bacall seem to think it is. 

Most Underrated: The World's End (2013)

Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are tough acts to follow and The World's End doesn't quite live up to the stellar reputation of those films. That being said, the final chapter in the unofficial Cornetto trilogy from Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost is still a super fun, witty take on the alien invasion movie that retains much of the oddball humor and rewatchability that made the trio's previous collaborations so great.  

Most Overrated: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

As I outlined above, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is a movie that I've never really been a big fan of. While a rewatch last year did improve its standing with me a pretty considerable amount, I still feel that it's far less entertaining and well-crafted than everything else Wright has put out ahead of Last Night in Soho. I'd also like to say to the employee at the AMC Liberty Tree Mall 20 in Danvers, Massachusetts  that attempted to convince me to buy a ticket to this over The Expendables on their shared opening night of August 13, 2010 that I don't regret my decision to go see the Sylvester Stallone-backed action star summit at all.    

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Week 8

 ()=previous ranking

1.(1) Arizona Cardinals (7-0) Week 8 opponent: Green Bay Packers

2.(2) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-1) Week 8 opponent: New Orleans Saints

3.(3) Los Angeles Rams (6-1) Week 8 opponent: Houston Texans

4.(6) Green Bay Packers (6-1) Week 8 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

5.(5) Buffalo Bills (4-2) Week 8 opponent: Miami Dolphins

6.(8) Tennessee Titans (5-2) Week 8 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

7.(7) Dallas Cowboys (4-2) Week 8 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

8.(13) Cincinnati Bengals (5-2) Week 8 opponent: New York Jets

9.(9) Los Angeles Chargers (4-2) Week 8 opponent: New England Patriots 

10.(4) Baltimore Ravens (5-2) Week 8 opponent: Bye

11.(11) New Orleans Saints (4-2) Week 8 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

12.(12) Cleveland Browns (4-3) Week 8 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers 

13.(15) Las Vegas Raiders (5-2) Week 8 opponent: Bye

14.(10) Kansas City Chiefs (3-4) Week 8 opponent: New York Giants

15.(21) Indianapolis Colts (3-4) Week 8 opponent: Tennessee Titans

16.(16) Pittsburgh Steelers (3-3) Week 8 opponent: Cleveland Browns

17.(17) Minnesota Vikings (3-3) Week 8 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

18.(22) New England Patriots (3-4) Week 8 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

19.(14) San Francisco 49ers (2-4) Week 8 opponent: Chicago Bears

20.(26) Atlanta Falcons (3-3) Week 8 opponent: Carolina Panthers

21.(18) Chicago Bears (3-4) Week 8 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

22.(19) Seattle Seahawks (2-5) Week 8 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

23.(20) Carolina Panthers (3-4) Week 8 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

24.(24) Denver Broncos (3-4) Week 8 opponent: Washington Football Team

25.(30) New York Giants (2-5) Week 8 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

26.(24) Philadelphia Eagles (2-5) Week 8 opponent: Detroit Lions

27.(25) Washington Football Team (2-5) Week 8 opponent: Denver Broncos

28.(28) Jacksonville Jaguars (1-5) Week 8 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

29.(27) Miami Dolphins (1-6) Week 8 opponent: Buffalo Bills

30.(29) New York Jets (1-5) Week 8 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

31.(32) Detroit Lions (0-7) Week 8 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

32.(31) Houston Texans (1-6) Week 8 opponent: Los Angeles Rams 

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Week 7 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2021 Edition

 Quarterback

MVP: Matthew Stafford (Rams)

The Lions genuinely hilarious string of successful fake punts and onside kicks in a loss kind of overshadowed how great Stafford was on Sunday. Stafford routinely guided the Rams out of potential danger by shredding the Lions wayward defense for 334 YDS, 3 TD's and a 2-PT CNV in what proved to be a much closer game than anticipated. Stafford is putting together a legit real life and fantasy MVP campaign through 7 weeks and seems like a pretty good bet to go off again versus an increasingly sad Texans squad in Week 8.

Honorable Mentions: Joe Burrow (Bengals), Tom Brady (Buccaneers), Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins)

LVP: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

If this performance doesn't set off the alarm bells regarding the play of Mahomes in 2021, nothing will. Mahomes was lifeless, aloof and constantly under siege against a Titans defense that has been among the worst in the league thus far this season (especially against the pass)-throwing for 206 YDS, 0 TD and an INT, losing a fumble and rushing for 35 YDS-in what has to be the single most deflating loss of his career to date. Normally, a matchup with the lowly Giants would be something for Mahomes owners to relish, but he simply can't be trusted to put up numbers against anybody while he's playing this poorly. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Matt Ryan (Falcons), Sam Darnold (Panthers), Jameis Winston (Saints)

Running Back

MVP: Alvin Kamara (Saints)

Getting stifled on the ground (20 CAR/51 YDS) and dominating in the passing game (10 REC/128 YDS/1 TD), Kamara put up a vintage performance against the Seahawks that ultimately carried the Saints to a victory in an unexpected 13-10 rock fight in the Pacific Northwest. Jameis Winston's predictably erratic play and a lack of secondary weapons alongside him has upped the amount of duds the long time fantasy star is posting, but Kamara is still performing at a solid RB1 level overall and should continue to be the Saints top offensive weapon the rest of the way-even with the return of Michael Thomas seemingly imminent. 

Honorable Mentions: Damien Harris (Patriots), D'Ernest Johnson (Browns), D'Andre Swift (Lions)

LVP: Aaron Jones (Packers)

The run game had a stunningly small role in the Packers game plan on Sunday against the struggling Football Team-as Jones led the team with a whopping 6 carries for 19 YDS. His slow work day also carried over to his passing game involvement as he was relegated to checkdown duty and only picked up 20 YDS on 5 catches. With Davante Adams very likely out after testing positive for COVID yesterday, Jones should have a much more substantial workload in Thursday night's game against the Cardinals.     

Dishonorable Mentions: Mike Davis (Falcons), Antonio Gibson (Football Team), Darrel Williams (Chiefs)

Wide Receiver 

MVP: Cooper Kupp (Rams)

In a development that should shock no active fantasy football participant, Kupp was the primary beneficiary of Matthew Stafford's huge day against the Lions-hauling in 10 catches for 156 YDS and 2 TD's. At this rate, an injury seems like the only thing that could stop him from being the #1 overall fantasy WR this year. 

Honorable Mentions: Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals), Mike Evans (Buccaneers), A.J. Brown (Titans)

LVP: Tyler Lockett (Seahawks)

Outside of Pete Carroll, I don't think there's a member of the Seahawks organization that misses Russell Wilson more than Tyler Lockett. Geno Smith-who struggled mightily in his 2nd start in place of Wilson-only looked his way 3 times on Monday night against the Saints and that resulted in a depressing 2 catches for 12 YDS. A Week 8 date with the 1-5 Jaguars may be just what Lockett (and Smith) need to get right. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Allen Robinson (Bears), Henry Ruggs (Raiders), Odell Beckham Jr. (Browns)

Tight End

MVP: Kyle Pitts (Falcons) 

Watch out NFL, Pitts is starting to cook. The rookie tight end built off his strong pre-Bye week showing against the Jets with a full blown breakout game against the Dolphins (7 REC/163 YDS) that saw him further gain the trust of Matt Ryan by making plays in huge spots-including back-to-back catches of 20+ YDS on the drive that set up the game-winning field goal by Younghoe Koo. Pitts will be a no-brainer top 3 option for the Falcons Week 8 contest against the borderline imploding Panthers. 

Honorable Mentions: Mike Gesicki (Dolphins), Zach Ertz (Cardinals), Robert Tonyan (Packers)

LVP: Gerald Everett (Seahawks)

Good news for Everett: He outperformed Lockett in last night's game against the Saints. Bad news: He only registered 23 scrimmage YDS on 4 touches (12 of which came on a running play). Everett won't be worth starting until Russell Wilson comes back.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Noah Fant (Broncos), Tyler Higbee (Rams), Cole Kmet (Bears)

Defense/Special Teams

MVP: Buccaneers

The Bucs defense overwhelming the Bears hopeless offensive line and rookie QB Justin Fields was the mortal lock of the millennium. 4 sacks, 3 INT and 2 FUM REC ended up being their body count in a 38-3 win that couldn't have possibly been easier to obtain. Unless Jameis Winston is feeling nostalgic about his time in Tampa and throws 6 picks before halftime, they'll likely have far less success against the Saints this Sunday.  

Honorable Mentions: Saints, Patriots, Cardinals

LVP: Ravens

Just when it looked like the Ravens defense had turned a corner after back-to-back dominant performances, they get absolutely torched by the suddenly scary Bengals. 1 sack and an INT were the only highlights for Wink Martindale's troops as Joe Burrow and co. hung 41 points on them in the most shocking shellacking of Week 7 slate that was full of them. Thankfully for the sake of their morale, they've got a bye in Week 8 and a not overly brutal matchup against the Vikings in Week 9.

Dishonorable Mentions: Broncos, Browns, 49ers 

Monday, October 25, 2021

Quick Movie Reviews: The Last Duel, Halloween Kills, Night Teeth, Dune

The Last Duel: Make no mistake: The Last Duel has a clear purpose in its examination of France's last sanctioned duel to the death in 1386 between Sir Jean de Carrouges and Jacques Le Gris the crime that led to it (the rape of wife Carrouges' wife Marguerite by Le Gris) and the messaging is as bluntly unsubtle as it could possibly be. But its overt take on the events that led to the duel doesn't take away from the power of its narrative or the skill in which it brings this literal piece of ancient history to the screen to remind the world of how treatment of female sexual assault survivors hasn't really changed  635 years later. By telling the events from the perspective each of three parties that are directly involved in the duel, there's ample time to really mediate on how each individual viewed the assault (de Carrouges as a soiling of his honorable name, Le Gris as just a harmless act of passion towards a woman he secretly loves and Marguerite as a monstrous crime) and potently portray the extremely twisted ways society views the accuser in a sexual assault trial as well as how the accused downplay the predatory nature of their own actions. 

Adding to the weight of the narrative is an outstanding lead performance from Jodie Comer who brings a level of nuance and urgency to her portrayal of Marguerite that adds an extra emotional punch to the material and quality supporting turns from Matt Damon as Carrouges, Adam Driver as Le Gris and Ben Affleck as the arrogant, orgy-loving royal descendent Count Pierre d'Alencon who befriends Le Gris after employing him to collect his overdue land debts-who capture the essence of what made these men tick, but also understand that Marguerite is the heart of the story and give Comer the space she needs to do the heavy lifting. It's a really powerful piece of work that ranks among the finest films Ridley Scott has ever put out and I really hope that more people will seek it out after its depressingly poor theatrical run comes to a close.       

Grade: B+

Halloween Kills: If the title wasn't enough of an indicator, Halloween Kills isn't one of the franchise's more cuddly entries. Michael Myers is awfully pissed off after being left for dead at the end of 2018's Halloween and once the fire department unintentionally rescues him from Laurie Strode's (Jamie Lee Curtis) burning compound, he promptly murders the entire unit that was sent to the blaze and proceeds to continue his productive Halloween night by adding some more gruesome flare to his murders of the unsuspecting residents of Haddonfield. 

The emphasis on brutality allows for some really creative kills that don't shy away from huge splashes of gore and even a bit of social commentary on how violence always breeds more violence with its key plot point involving the people of Haddonfield starting to succumb to the same blind rage that drives Myers. There's plenty of extracirucclar shit (an expansion of the awkward fully comedic sequences that were the worst part of the 2018 film, a really silly ending, leaving Lee Curtis on the sidelines for the bulk of the movie) that soften the appeal of its gnarly edge, but that's ultimately not enough to ruin the momentum this film builds for the final Strode vs. Myers showdown in next year's Halloween Ends.  

Grade: B

Night Teeth: Adam Randall follows up the potential future cult classic I See You with a compelling enough thriller that overcomes its gross underdevelopment of an elaborate lore that involves a Los Angeles-based rogue vampire (Alfie Allen) seeking to topple a decades-old truce between the city's 5 vampire groups and the human protectors (Raul Castillo plays their leader) over the course of one night with a cast that is either likable (Jorge Lendeborg Jr., Debby Ryan) or just really having fun leaning into the campiness of the material (Alexander Ludwig, Sydney Sweeney, Megan Fox, film MVP Lucy Fry), slick neon visuals and a sense of propulsion in the story that only grows stronger as the film progresses. In other words, it's an ideal Netflix time eater that's perfect for anyone who enjoys undemanding vampire movies that rely solely on style and charisma to entertain.    

Grade: B-

Dune: As a sheer cinematic spectacle, Dune is an elite piece of filmmaking. With its crisp sound design, serine cinematography and meticulously detailed sets/locations, Denis Villeneuve builds a world that is among the most immersive and beautifully rendered to ever appear on screen. The story beneath the awe-inspiring world of Dune isn't quite as successful. The amount of worldbuilding present here left my head spinning and wishing there was some kind of note sheet passed out at the theater to refer to while trying to keep track of all the species, planets and assorted other universe-specific jargon that was introduced over the film's 150+ minute runtime. However, considering that the novel in which it's based off has long been considered near impossible to adapt on account of the density of its narrative, I can only imagine how much more overwhelming this would've been if Warner Brothers hadn't decided to let Villeneuve split the adaptation into two films. While judging what is effectively an extended prologue is kind of tricky and not completely fair, it's hard to overlook that Dune is an astounding technical exercise with a story that could turn into something really special once it's been fully realized.    

Grade: B+

Thursday, October 21, 2021

Oscar Isaac Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked"-where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Oscar Isaac-whose latest project "Dune" arrives in theaters and on HBO Max tonight. 

 Oscar Isaac's Filmography Ranked:

18.Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (D+)

17.The Bourne Legacy (C)

16.Suburbicon (C)

15.The Card Counter (C+)

14.The Addams Family (C+)

13.All About the Benjamins (C+)

12.Body of Lies (B-)

11.Robin Hood (B-)

10.Star Wars: The Last Jedi (B-)

9.A Most Violent Year (B)

8.X-Men: Apocalypse (B+)

7.Triple Frontier (B+) 

6.Sucker Punch (B+)

5.Annihilation (B+)  

4.Star Wars: The Force Awakens (A-)

3.Ex Machina (A-)

2.Inside Llewyn Davis (A-)

1.Drive (A-)

Top Dog: Drive (2011)

When Nicolas Winding Refn is left to write his own material, the results tend to be super pretentious and borderline insufferable. When Refn decided to outsource the script writing for the first (and still only) time in his career, he made a twisted gem in Drive. Refn's intoxicating neon visual style and flare for delivering violence in a visceral, unflinching fashion makes this a brutal noir thriller that's both cool and disturbing as hell.

Lowlight: Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker (2019)

What do you get when you combine an edict to cater to a vocal minority of crybaby fans that felt betrayed by the bolder choices Rian Johnson made on The Last Jedi with a group of actors (namely Isaac and John Boyega) that visibly don't want to be there? A lifeless, shamelessly pandering film that completely eviscerated whatever promise this trilogy once had with its limp ending and tarnished the Star Wars brand more than George Lucas' harmlessly goofy prequels ever did. 

Most Underrated: Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)

Given its place among one of the most celebrated filmographies in cinema history, Inside Llewyn Davis has pretty much been completely buried underneath the weight of heavy hitters like No Country for Old Men, Fargo and The Big Lebowski. It may not have a cult following or any substantial award recognition  to its name, but this intimate character study about a 60's folk singer (Issac) struggling to make it in New York City is one of the most soulful, heartbreaking, darkly funny and superbly acted films that the prolific duo have ever put out. I'd honestly go as far to say that No Country for Old Men, Fargo and True Grit are the only Coen Brothers projects that are better than this near masterpiece and I really hope that more people will discover it down the line.      

Most Overrated: The Card Counter (2021)

This was a pretty tricky choice since something like The Last Jedi is too polarizing to qualify as overrated and I really love all of Isaac's more acclaimed stuff (Ex Machina, Drive, Annihilation). What led me to picking The Card Counter was the immense critical acclaim its received-as it currently sits with Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic scores of 86 and 78 respectively. While Isaac himself turns in a powerhouse performance that keeps the film from completely collapsing, Paul Schrader's psychological drama/character study is too emotionally restrained and underwritten to have its intended impact.   

Worst Coen Brothers Riff: Suburbicon (2017)

As someone who has acted in four of their films since 2000, George Clooney knows the Coen Brothers as well as just about anybody in the industry. That first hand knowledge of their work and even some script contributions from the actual Coens couldn't save Suburbicon from being anything more than a poor clone of their work. Everything from the dark, quirky humor to the plights of the dopey suburban  protagonists (Matt Damon, Julianne Moore) whose sudden turn to a life of crime backfires in a catastrophic way is present here, it's just that the laughs and level of urgency present in the plot just never come together like they often do in the Coens work.

Best Movie That I Didn't Realize He Was Until Years Later: Sucker Punch (2011)

Sucker Punch was a film that I saw in theaters on its opening weekend back in March 2011 and loved very much. Isaac came on my radar with his incredible performance in Inside Llewyn Davis in the early days of January 2014. It wasn't until a few years after seeing Inside Llewyn Davis that I discovered that Isaac portrayed Blue Jones-the villainous mental hospital orderly that takes advantage of his female patients and owner of the brothel that the protagonists (Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung) are trying to escape from in the fantasy sequences .A recent rewatch of Sucker Punch clued me into just how great Issac is at chewing scenery when given such a deliberately over-the-top role while also reminding me what a hypnotic, engaging and wonderous spectacle that this graphic novel come to life is.   

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Week 7

 ()=previous ranking

1.(1) Arizona Cardinals (6-0) Week 7 opponent: Houston Texans

2.(2) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-1) Week 7 opponent: Chicago Bears

3.(4) Los Angeles Rams (5-1) Week 7 opponent: Detroit Lions

4.(6) Baltimore Ravens (5-1) Week 7 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

5.(3) Buffalo Bills (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Bye 

6.(8) Green Bay Packers (5-1) Week 7 opponent: Washington Football Team

7.(9) Dallas Cowboys (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Bye 

8.(10) Tennessee Titans (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

9.(5) Los Angeles Chargers (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Bye 

10.(11) Kansas City Chiefs (3-3) Week 7 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

11.(12) New Orleans Saints (3-2) Week 7 opponent: Seattle Seahawks 

12.(7) Cleveland Browns (3-3) Week 7 opponent: Denver Broncos

13.(16) Cincinnati Bengals (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

14.(14) San Francisco 49ers (2-3) Week 7 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

15.(21) Las Vegas Raiders (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

16.(17) Pittsburgh Steelers (3-3) Week 7 opponent: Bye 

17.(18) Minnesota Vikings (3-3) Week 7 opponent: Bye

18.(15) Chicago Bears (3-3) Week 7 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

19.(12) Seattle Seahawks (2-4) Week 7 opponent: New Orleans Saints

20.(19) Carolina Panthers (3-3) Week 7 opponent: New York Giants

21.(24) Indianapolis Colts (2-4) Week 7 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

22.(23) New England Patriots (2-4) Week 7 opponent: New York Jets 

23.(22) Philadelphia Eagles (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

24.(20) Denver Broncos (3-3) Week 7 opponent: Cleveland Browns 

25.(25) Washington Football Team (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Green Bay Packers

26.(26) Atlanta Falcons (2-3) Week 7 opponent: Miami Dolphins 

27.(27) Miami Dolphins (1-5) Week 7 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

28.(32) Jacksonville Jaguars (1-5) Week 7 opponent: Bye 

29.(29) New York Jets (1-4) Week 7 opponent: New England Patriots 

30.(28) New York Giants (1-5) Week 7 opponent: Carolina Panthers

31.(30) Houston Texans (1-5) Week 7 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

32.(31) Detroit Lions (0-6) Week 7 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Week 6 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2021 Edition

 Quarterback

MVP: Josh Allen (Bills) 

Things might not have ended well for Allen last night as he failed to convert a 4th down QB sneak in the redzone that caused the Bills fall to the Titans in a surprising shootout, but the rest of the game for him was pretty special as he had no trouble shedding a Titans D (353 YDS/3 TD/1 INT, 26 Rushing YDS, 1 2-PT CNV) that was very shaky outside of the redzone. Allen goes into the Bills bye week as a top 5 fantasy QB and could rise even higher in the ranks with the tantalizing 4-game stretch (Dolphins, Jaguars, Jets, Colts) he has on the other side of it.  

Honorable Mentions: Kirk Cousins (Vikings), Kyler Murray (Cardinals), Matthew Stafford (Rams)

LVP: Justin Herbert (Chargers)

Herbert's prospective MVP campaign took a big hit this week in a brutal road loss against the Ravens. The reigning Offensive Rookie of the Year just wasn't particularly sharp against a Ravens D that played their most aggressive, stout game of the season-finishing the contest with just 195 YDS, 1 TD, 1 INT and 12 Rushing YDS. Herbert will have a week off to get right before the Patriots roll into SoFi Stadium on Halloween. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Lamar Jackson (Ravens), Ryan Tannehill (Titans), Taylor Heniecke (Football Team)

Running Back

MVP: Derrick Henry (Titans)

There's really no stopping Henry right now. The Bills D had been a brick wall against the run prior to this game-allowing 0 rushing TD's and the 3rd least rushing YDS in the league-and Henry treated them like they were an aloof Big 12 defense by lighting them up for 143 YDS and 3 TD's on 20 carries. Given the current roll he's on, he might go off for 300 YDS against the anemic Chiefs defense this week.  

Honorable Mentions: Jonathan Taylor (Colts), Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers), Darrell Henderson Jr. (Rams)

LVP: Austin Ekeler (Chargers)

Game script that forced them to abandon the run early and poor play from Herbert made Ekeler pretty much useless this week-as he posted 55 scrimmage YDS (7 rushing, 48 receiving) on only 10 touches. Ekeler has been up and down through 6 games and will likely continue on this sink-or-swim path the rest of the way as he maintains a kind of unpredictable role on a pass-first offense that has a lot of viable targets.

Dishonorable Mentions: Antonio Gibson (Football Team), Myles Gaskin (Dolphins), Zack Moss (Bills)

Wide Receiver

MVP: CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys)

Tightly covering Amari Cooper was about the only thing the Patriots defense did well on Sunday. Unfortunately, Lamb's outright domination canceled out whatever good they did by slowing down Cooper. The 2nd year stud reeled in 9 catches for 149 YDS and 2 TD's including the game winner in a thrilling OT victory at Gillette Stadium. If this is a harbinger of what Lamb is going to do the rest of the way, he just may end up living up to or even exceeding his top 40 ADP after all.

Honorable Mentions: Cooper Kupp (Rams), Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins), Adam Thielen (Vikings)

LVP: Chase Claypool (Steelers)

Claypool had been reeling in at least a couple of deep shots per game all season long... until he ran into the worst pass defense in the league on Sunday night. Despite being targeted 7 times (many of which were of the downfield variety), Claypool only managed 2 catches for 17 YDS against the Seahawks. While his specific role in an unpredictable passing offense will make him susceptible to duds like this, Claypool's splash play ability and encouraging increase in targets since JuJu Smith-Schuster got hurt will keep him firmly in the high-end tier of WR3's.

Dishonorable Mentions: Terry McLaurin (Football Team), Mike Williams (Chargers), Tyler Lockett (Seahawks)

Tight End

MVP: Noah Fant (Broncos)

Garbage time was mighty kind to Fant this week as he posted 9 receptions for 97 YDS and a TD in the Broncos latest disheartening loss to the Raiders. Fant will look to find the endzone for a 3rd straight game on Thursday night when he squares off against a banged-up Browns defense that has been torched by the pass in back-to-back weeks.

Honorable Mentions: Mark Andrews (Ravens), Ricky Seals-Jones (Football Team), Mike Gesicki (Dolphins)

LVP: Jonnu Smith (Patriots) 

Not even a soft matchup against the Cowboys could get the brutally struggling Smith back on track. The Patriots big free agent pickup managed just 1 catch for 9 YDS in his latest wretched performance for an offense that remains in pretty dire need of a reliable receiving option outside of Jakobi Meyers. Now that Hunter Henry appears to be developing a solid rapport with Mac Jones, Smith has less value than ever and shouldn't be rostered in fantasy until he shows some consistent signs of life.

Dishonorable Mentions: Robert Tonyan (Packers), Austin Hooper (Browns), Evan Engram (Giants)

Defense/Special Teams

MVP: Rams

For the first time since Week 1, the 2021 Rams D looked like the 2020 group as they cut off the heads of the injury-depleted Giants offense by piling up 4 sacks, 3 INT and a FUM REC in a lopsided 38-11 victory. The Rams will look to foil Jared Goff's big revenge game in Week 7 when the wineless Lions head into LA.

Honorable Mentions: Colts, Cowboys, Cardinals

LVP: Bills 

Well the Bills D's stranglehold on the MVP honor came to a close in thoroughly unexpected fashion as they got gashed by a middling Titans offense for 34 points and made nearly no plays all game long (a 1st quarter INT was the only W for them). Like their quarterback, the Bills D will greatly benefit from the creampuff 4 game run-which kicks off against a Dolphins team that they shut out back in Week 2-they have lined up after their Week 7 bye

Dishonorable Mentions: Broncos, Browns, Buccaneers 

Monday, October 18, 2021

2021-22 NBA Season Preview/Predictions

Eastern Conference:

1.Milwaukee Bucks: The grit and mental fortitude of this Bucks team can't really be questioned anymore after what they pulled off last season during their title run and with that longstanding boogeyman finally conquered, they've got to be the frontrunners to win it all again this year. They're still the best 2-way team in the league, the middle of their bench arguably got stronger this offseason with the additions of Rodney Hood, George Hill and Grayson Allen, and Giannis could conceivably ascend even higher at age 27 if the improved free throw shooting he displayed during the Finals ends up becoming a permanent part of his game.  

2.Brooklyn Nets: Kyrie Irving's vaccine refusal-induced sidelining would be a big hit to the Nets if unreliability wasn't his signature trait as a basketball player. In 2 seasons in Brooklyn, he's played in just 74 of a possible 154 games and even if he was vaccinated or played in a market that didn't make vaccination a requirement for participating in public indoor gatherings, it would only be a matter of time before he got hurt or frustrated to the point where he decided to step away from the team for a month or some shit. The Nets have enough star power (Kevin Durant, James Harden) and bench depth (Patty Mills, Paul Millsap, Blake Griffin, Bruce Brown, DeAndre' Bembry, LaMarcus Alridge) to win a lot of games without him and his absence will go largely unnoticed after the first few games anyways since his teammates are already well-acclimated to not having him out there.  

3.Atlanta Hawks: While the erraticism that comes with having a youth-driven team makes a regression after their fairy tale 2019-20 run very realistic, it's hard not to be high on what Nate McMillan could do with this dynamic corps (Trae Young, John Collins, Bogdan Bogdanovic, Clint Capela, Kevin Huerter, Cam Reddish, De'Andre Hunter) over the course of a full season.

4.Boston Celtics: After last year's flat, drama-filled season that finished with them getting steamrolled by the Nets after finishing in 7th in the East, the Celtics were forced to make some changes and I can say that I'm pretty happy with what they did. New head coach Ime Udoka commanded a ton of respect as an assistant in multiple places (Spurs, 76ers, Nets) and the players seem to have already bought into his program, newly minted front office head Brad Stevens addressed the depth concerns that former GM Danny Ainge had failed to make in the past few seasons while he was the coach by bringing in some legit veteran role players (Dennis Schroder, Josh Richardson, Al Horford, Enes Kanter-the latter two of which are entering their 2nd stint with the team) to bolster their secondary scoring and take pressure off the assorted children (Payton Pritchard, Grant Williams, Romeo Langford, Aaron Nesmith) that were tasked with doing the heavy lifting off the bench last season and most impressively, they were somehow able to get Kemba Walker's monstrous contract off their books-which should make their cap situation a lot more flexible moving forward. Now if Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown can take yet another big step forward this year and guys like Robert Williams and Marcus Smart can stay healthy for the bulk of the season, this team could be a dark horse title contender. 

5.Miami Heat: The Heat returned to their familiar middle of the pack status last season after an improbable run to the Finals in 2020 and there's not much reason to believe that they won't be right back there again this year. Adding a couple of grizzled 35-year olds (Kyle Lowry, P.J. Tucker) with newish rings on their fingers to the mix and hoping that Victor Oladpio can stay healthy for long enough to reemerge as a lethal scorer for a team that desperately needs one next to Jimmy Butler just doesn't seems like the type of plan that is going to be able to vault them into the mix of top tier teams. 

6.Philadelphia 76ers: Another embarrassing postseason exit combined with the puzzling and volatile  situation surrounding Ben Simmons' status with the team really muddies the waters in Philly heading into this season. Given this team's history with crumbling under the pressure of adversity and Doc Rivers' increasingly alarming trend of quick playoff exits, this could be the perfect storm that causes this team to finally fall completely on its face and even potentially sink to the point where another "Process" phase begins to be considered.  

7.Chicago Bulls: After landing Nikola Vucevic at the trade deadline, the Bulls remained aggressive this offseason by adding budding star point guard Lonzo Ball and productive yet completely unflashy veteran shooting guard Demar DeRozan to the fold. To put it mildly, a starting lineup with Ball, DeRozan, Vucevic, Patrick Williams and Zach LaVine is going to be a huge matchup problem for opponents based on how many different ways they can score against you and the sheer length/athletic ability they possess. The rest of their roster leaves a lot to be desired as so-so young-ish players including Alex Caruso, Derrick Jones Jr. and Coby White will be asked to contribute in major roles, but this team still represents their clear best chance of making the playoffs and returning to relevancy since Jimmy Butler got shipped out of town in 2017.

8.New York Knicks: Watching the Knicks make the playoffs last season was truly heartwarming. I mean they got obliterated in gutwrenching fashion in 5 games by the Hawks once they got there, but at least they made it to the dance for the first time in forever. Will things be better this year? Hard to say. Their solution to solving the secondary scoring problem that got them killed in the playoffs is a pretty dicey one since it primarily involves relying on Kemba Walker's knee to not explode and Evan Fournier to take on a bigger role than he's used to and Tom Thibodeau's way of doing business (starters playing huge minutes, non-stop yelling) isn't built for sustained success.  Ultimately, this team's defensive prowess should be enough for them to sneak into the playoffs- even if their offense alongside Julius Randle continues to be stagnant.      

9.Charlotte Hornets: Behind a career year from Terry Rozier, unbelievable rookie campaign from LaMelo Ball and strong coaching from James Borrego, the Hornets were a very pleasant surprise last year that fell just shy of the playoffs. Considering their surprising success last season, taking the next step forward in 2021-22 seems like a foregone conclusion right? Not so much. The Hornets failed to keep up with many of their non-elite peers in the East (Bulls, Celtics, Heat) when it comes to roster improvement (swapping out DeVonte Graham for Kelly Oubre is a lateral move at best) and are still too reliant on injury-prone players (Ball, Gordon Hayward) to be fully trusted as a playoff team in the deeper than given credit for Eastern Conference. 

10.Indiana Pacers: Can the pretty widely respected Rick Carlisle come in and dramatically change the culture in Indiana after Nate Bjorkaen completely flopped in his lone season as the head coach? Well the Pacers brass better hope so, because they're still stuck with a collection of second-tier stars (Malcolm Brogdon, Caris LaVert, Myles Turner, Domontas Sabonis, T.J. Warren-who will be welcomed back with open arms after missing nearly all of last season with a broken foot) in their starting lineup that are good enough to get a team to .500, but not good enough to truly contend and a bench that has little going for it outside of a respectable point guard (T.J. McConnell) and a couple of streaky scorers (Jeremy Lamb, Justin Holiday). While they should be in contention for a playoff spot, anything above a 6th place finish should be considered a massive overachievement.

11.Toronto Raptors: Could this be the season the Raptors choose to blow up what's remaining of the corps that won them championship 2 seasons ago and go into a full rebuild? Quite possibly. Fred VanVleet's play notably declined last season and with Kyle Lowry gone, Pascal Siakam's reported shitty attitude should only get worse. Ultimately, it could be up to guys like Chris Boucher, OG Anunoby and relative newcomer to the franchise Gary Trent Jr.-who are all coming off career years- that end up dictating the fate of this current group.  

12.Washington Wizards: The good news for the Wizards is that trading Russell Westbrook allowed them to secure a deeper roster of veteran talent (Spencer Dinwiddie, Kyle Kuzma, Montrezl Harrell, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope and Aaron Holiday all came over in that massive 5-team deal). The bad news is they probably won't be as good as they were last season without Westbrook and thus will subsequently be increasing the likelihood that the Bradley Beal-era comes to an end following this season, if not sooner.

13.Cleveland Cavaliers: Is there anything exciting about the Cavs right now? Watching Jarrett Allen rack up hollow double doubles in blowout losses and the prospect of the locker room continuing to rail against Collin Sexton and his hilariously inflated ego could be entertaining, but other than that the Cavs are just a generic bad NBA team whose dream scenario for this season involves somehow losing more games than the two other Eastern Conference teams I've listed below them here and getting people to pay more than $100 per game on average for courtside seats. 

14.Orlando Magic: Dumping the bulk of the corps (Nikola Vucevic, Aaron Gordon, Evan Fournier) that made them a fringe playoff team for the past 4 seasons at the trade deadline last April and swapping out Steve Clifford for Jamahal Mosley at coach in July has ushered in a youth movement in Orlando. If things go as expected during the early stages of the Jonathan Issac/Wendell Carter Jr./Jalen Suggs/Markelle Fultz/Cole Anthony/R.J. Hampton-led era, the rest of the over 25 returning roster including last remaining old man from the prior regime Terrence Ross and other veteran depth pieces like Gary Harris, Et'wuan Moore and Michael Carter-Williams could find themselves leaving Orlando very soon.  

15.Detroit Pistons: This season is really all about seeing if Jerami Grant is a piece worth holding onto as the team tries to rebuild, Cade Cunningham can put himself on the path to become the cornerstone player that has eluded this team since they drafted Andre Drummond back in 2012 and their returning young pieces (Killian Hayes, Isaiah Stewart, Sadiiq Bey) can further build off the decent rookie campaigns they put together last season. Aside from that, it will just be a whole lot of losing, Dwane Casey looking like he wants to jump in front of a semi-truck on the sideline and hoping that the ping pong balls fall their way again in June's draft lottery. 

Western Conference:

1.Utah Jazz: Is picking a largely unchanged and unsexy Jazz team to have the best record in the West for a 2nd straight year feel like a good idea? Not at all. Would I be surprised if it doesn't happen? Absolutely not. So why I am picking them? Very simple: I have less questions about their ability to perform and stay healthy as a collective in the regular season than I do anybody else in the West right now.

2.Los Angeles Lakers: GM LeBron James: How are you going to respond to a disappointing 2020-21 season that ended in a swift 1st round playoff exit at the hands of the eventual Western Conference Champion Suns and saw most of your team's key pieces miss significant time with injury? Hold on, this can't be right you went out and traded for Russell Westbrook-a ball dominant player who has directly contributed to his team's demise in nearly every playoff run of his career and added 7 players (Carmelo Anthony, Dwight Howard, Rajon Rondo, DeAndre Jordan, Kent Bazemore, Wayne Ellington, Trevor Ariza) to the rotation that are 32 or over? And aside from you, the only players returning from last year's team are Anthony Davis and Talen Horton-Tucker? This may be your meddling masterpiece LeBron. Assembling all your friends from the nursing home and completely turning over the roster on a whim is a hilariously illogical and absurd plan, but with a little help from the injury gods, they'll probably make it work. 

3.Phoenix Suns: How far the Suns go this year is going to come down to how well they can recover from their Finals loss. And it's not just the loss itself, but how it occurred (getting dominated for 4 straight games after going up 2-0). Going down in such tragic fashion on the biggest stage in the sport could crush the confidence of a mostly young roster if they let it and it's going to be up to Monty Williams, Chris Paul and their trio of rising stars (Devin Booker, DeAndre Ayton, Mikal Bridges) to prevent that from happening and ensure that contending for championship is part of the long-term foundation and not just a one-off. 

4.Los Angeles Clippers: The Clippers showed tremendous resilience during the playoffs by coming back from 2-0 deficits in both of their opening round series and remaining competitive after Kawhi Leonard went on the shelf by taking the Suns to 6 games in the Conference Finals. As great as it was to see role players like Nicolas Batum, Terrance Mann and Reggie Jackson step up and fill the void in his absence, asking them to do that while Kawhi continues to be sidelined to start this season could prove to be a grueling challenge that costs them playoff seeding and puts a huge mental/physical workload strain on their key players (Paul George, Marcus Morris, Ivica Zubac, new addition Eric Bledsoe, the aforementioned role players) by the time those really important games roll around late in the year.  

5.Portland Trail Blazers: Damian Lillard drama is going to be looming over everything the Blazers do this year. Dame may be too much of a professional to let it seep into the locker room or the team's play on the court, but you better believe if this team makes another quick exit from the playoffs because their latest overhauled bench (Larry Nance Jr., Cody Zeller, Ben McLemore, Tony Snell) can't consistently put up points, the defense can't make a stop in the 4th quarter or they're just simply overmatched by a better team, that the trade talk that followed him this offseason will only further intensify next offseason.

6.Dallas Mavericks: Luka Doncic got everything he wanted this offseason: A new head coach in Jason Kidd and a record-breaking $207 million extension with the Mavs. Will his happiness translate to more success on the court? Probably not. The Mavs are still a deeply flawed team with a #2 in Kristaps Porzingis that can't be relied upon to stay healthy and a supporting cast that is nowhere near as dynamic, deep or versatile as the teams that are surrounding them in the West. That being said, enduring another merely solid season in exchange for Doncic's commitment to this franchise is a deal fans and ownership will have no problem living with.

7.Denver Nuggets: Jamal Murray's absence as he continues to rehab from the torn ACL he suffered last spring is going to weigh heavily on the Nuggets. Replacement starting PG Facundo Campazzo may be a solid facilitator and plus defender that is a nice complement to a lineup that is full of natural scorers, but Murray's lethal outside shooting stroke and ability to flat-out take over games when needed will be missed while the team tries to get by on the reliable magic of Nikola Jokic, comical streakiness of the league's newest max contract recipient Michael Porter Jr and eternally untapped potential of athletic wonder Aaron Gordon. 

8.Memphis Grizzlies: The return of Jaren Jackson Jr. sincerely may be the biggest addition any Western Conference team made ahead of this season. Not only does the star young big improve their floor spacing and defensive capabilities, his presence on the floor should take some of the offensive pressure off of Ja Morant-who played a lot more frantically in year 2, which resulted in him in turning the ball over at a higher rate and shooting less efficiently-and make them a much more well-oiled machine than they were last year. If their role players (Kyle Anderson, Dillion Brooks, De'Anthony Melton) can continue to pop like they did in Jackson's absence with him back on the floor this year, this Grizzlies team could find themselves sneaking up the Western Conference hierarchy 

9.Golden State Warriors: Klay Thompson's health is the X-factor here. If the second half of the Splash Brothers can make a real impact after missing 2 straight seasons with major injuries (torn ACL, torn Achilles), the Warriors should be a playoff team. If he's reduced to a shell of his former dominant two-way self, this season will likely be a repeat of last year where Steph Curry does enough absurd shit for them to win a decent amount of games, but the lack of scoring support from the likes of Andrew Wiggins, James Wiseman and newcomer Otto Porter keeps them out of the playoffs. 

10.New Orleans Pelicans: Lonzo Ball is gone. Zion is hurt again. Brandon Ingram is available and will probably light it up per usual, but unfortunately remind everybody that he's just not good enough to will this team to the promised land alone. Their seemingly off-the-charts potential will once again not be met. At least the Stan Van Gundy experiment is over...

11.San Antonio Spurs: Rumor has it that this will be Gregg Poppovich's last season coaching the Spurs. If that's the case, it seems like Pop will be ending things on the same nondescript note as many of the other all time greats. While the departure of Demar DeRozan will provide more opportunities for the promising young trio of Dejounate Murray, Keldon Johnson and Lonnie Walker to be involved on the offensive end of the floor, there's not just enough talent on this roster for the Spurs to be taken seriously as a playoff contender in this super deep Western Conference. 

12.Minnesota Timberwolves: Chris Finch's solid performance upon arriving in Minnesota last February paired with the fact that this is the best roster (Taurean Prince and Patrick Beverely are really nice additions) they've had since Jimmy Butler forced his way out of town at the beginning of the 2018-19 season has built up some justified optimism surrounding the Wolves this season. However, this team is still full of guys (Karl-Anthony Towns, Anthony Edwards, D'Angelo Russell) that have yet to prove anything outside of their ability to produce exciting high reel plays and loaded statlines in losses to get overly excited about until they prove otherwise.    

13.Sacramento Kings: De'Aaron Fox has got to be the next marquee player to request a trade right? The Kings haven't even sniffed the playoffs since he was drafted in 2017, his longtime sharpshooting running mate Buddy Hield is actively being shopped by the team and none of the other young players besides Tyrese Hailburton seem to have a ceiling that's higher than decent role player. Even if Fox decides to stick with the Kings, this team just seems destined to lose forever and every basketball fan should feel awful that a player that's so electric is rotting away in NBA purgatory.   

14.Oklahoma City Thunder: Enjoy your 8,000 draft picks, Lu Dort's lockdown defense and Shai Gilegious-Alexander's immense potential Thunder fans. You're going to need it while this hard-working, but not particularly talented bunch scratches and claws their way to just enough wins to fall out of the top of the lottery. 

15.Houston Rockets: Adding a streaky shooter in Jalen Green to a roster that already included Kevin Porter Jr. and Danuel House just confirms that the Rockets rebuild has already transitioned into a low budget version of the Mike D'Antoni era. At least Ja'Sean Tate, Daniel Theis and Christian Wood will provide a bit of defensive help while the contested 3's are getting put up from every imaginable angle.

Playoffs:

*indicates Play-In Tournament winners

Eastern Conference:

Quarterfinals:

Bucks over Knicks*

Nets over Bulls*

Hawks over 76ers

Celtics over Heat

Semifinals:

Bucks over Celtics

Nets over Hawks

Finals:

Bucks over Nets

Western Conference:

Quarterfinals:

Jazz over Grizzlies*

Lakers over Nuggets

Suns over Mavericks

Trail Blazers over Clippers

Semifinals:

Jazz over Trail Blazers

Lakers over Suns

Conference Finals:

Jazz over Lakers

NBA Finals:

Bucks over Jazz

Season Awards:

MVP: Trae Young (Hawks)

Defensive Player of the Year: Bam Adebayo (Heat) 

Sixth Man of the Year: Kendrick Nunn (Lakers)

Most Improved Player: Terrence Mann (Clippers)

Rookie of the Year: Cade Cunningham (Pistons)

Coach of the Year: Ime Udoka (Celtics)

Thursday, October 14, 2021

Matt Damon Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked'-where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Matt Damon-whose latest project "The Last Duel" hits theaters tomorrow.   

Matt Damon's Filmography Ranked:

29.Ocean's Twelve (D-)

28.The Legend of Bagger Vance (D)

27.Stuck on You (D)

26.Interstellar (D+)

25.Jason Bourne (C)

24.Invictus (C)

23.The Monuments Men (C)

22.Suburbicon (C)

21.The Bourne Supremacy (C)

20.The Bourne Ultimatum (C+)

19.The Great Wall (B-)

18.No Sudden Move (B-)

17.The Informant! (B-) 

16.Green Zone (B-)

15.Titan A.E. (B)

14.The Bourne Identity (B)

13.We Bought a Zoo (B)

12.Chasing Amy (B)

11.Contagion (B)

10.The Adjustment Bureau (B)

9.Elysium (B+)

8.The Martian (B+)

7.Ford v. Ferrari (B+)

6.Rounders (A-)

5.Dogma (A)

4.True Grit (A)

3.Saving Private Ryan (A)

2.Good Will Hunting (A)

1.The Departed (A+)

Top Dog: The Departed (2006)

Martin Scorsese is a mob movie virtuoso and The Departed is the most complete masterpiece in his decorated collection. There's a degree of complexity, unpredictability and ruthlessness driving these characters and the dangerous lives they've committed to that makes every frame of this story compelling to the point where it's impossible to even consider looking away or thinking about anything else until the credits start rolling.

Lowlight: Ocean's Twelve (2004)

Ocean's Twelve is an all time bad sequel that betrayed the simple entertainment pleasures of the original by sucking every ounce of fun out of the proceedings with a convoluted plot, half-assed central caper and a deliberate pace that prevented any energy from building.

Most Underrated: Elysium (2013)

Elysium is one of those movies that just couldn't get out of the shadow of its director's past efforts. Neill Blomkamp had straight up taken the film world by storm with his masterful debut District 9 and when Elysium didn't quite reach those heights, it kind of got lost in the shuffle. This relegation to the vast wasteland of forgotten film is kind of shame because Elysium is still a very good film on its own terms. The cocktail of bloody sci-fi action and blunt social commentary that drives the film is impactfully delivered by Blomkamp and demonstrates the mix of intelligence and spectacle that made him such a promising voice in film before the polarizing bomb Chappie completely killed his upward trajectory.

Most Overrated: Interstellar (2014)

After putting together a monster run of films from Memento through The Dark Knight Rises, the ambitious guardian of all things blockbuster cinema also known as Christopher Nolan managed to completely fall on his face with Interstellar. The combination of lethargic pacing, awkward performances from typically good actors (Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, John Lithgow, Michael Caine, Wes Bentley) and overwhelmingly sentimental writing resulted in a boring, often painfully corny film that was really brutal to sit through.  

Origin of Every Bad Action Movie Trend of the Past 20 Years: The Bourne Franchise

The popular take of positioning the Bourne franchise-namely the original trilogy-as the gold standard for action movies is something that I've strongly pushed back against for years. While its financial success and the influence its had on the industry isn't debatable, I firmly believe that the franchise isn't just highly overrated, but has been hugely detrimental to the entire craft of action filmmaking. I often think about what the genre would look like if the shaky cam and frantic editing techniques Paul Greengrass utilized in these movies were never introduced. The whole "revolutionary" clean shooting/editing style that John Wick and Atomic Blonde have made popular Stateside could've entered the fold at an earlier date or at the very least, something that make didn't make every fight, shootout or chase scene completely incomprehensible would've had the opportunity to become the norm. Just remember anytime you see staged action with a million quick cuts and more loud noises than clearly visible shots of what's happening on screen, that Bourne is the reason that shit is happening.   

Best Movie That I Flat Out Refuse to Watch Again Right Now: Contagion (2011)

Contagion was a tense, engaging medical disaster thriller that I viewed pretty favorably until the nightmarish events depicted in the film began manifesting in real life in late 2019/early 2020. While the virus in Contagion is significantly more lethal than COVID (at least 12x more to be exact), the societal disorder, spread of misinformation and poor government response depicted in the film mirrored the human response to the first real world pandemic to occur since it was released to an uncomfortably eerie degree. The people that were renting this in droves at the beginning of the pandemic are far braver and more depraved souls than I.

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Week 6

()=previous ranking

1.(1) Arizona Cardinals (5-0) Week 6 opponent: Cleveland Browns

2.(2) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-1) Week 6 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

3.(3) Buffalo Bills (4-1) Week 6 opponent: Tennessee Titans

4.(4) Los Angeles Rams (4-1) Week 6 opponent: New York Giants

5.(7) Los Angeles Chargers (4-1) Week 6 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

6.(6) Baltimore Ravens (4-1) Week 6 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

7.(5) Cleveland Browns (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

8.(8) Green Bay Packers (4-1) Week 6 opponent: Chicago Bears

9.(10) Dallas Cowboys (4-1) Week 6 opponent: New England Patriots

10.(13) Tennessee Titans (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Buffalo Bills

11.(9) Kansas City Chiefs (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Washington Football Team

12.(18) New Orleans Saints (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Bye

13.(12) Seattle Seahawks (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

14.(14) San Francisco 49ers (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Bye

15.(21) Chicago Bears (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Green Bay Packers

16.(17) Cincinnati Bengals (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Detroit Lions

17.(25) Pittsburgh Steelers (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

18.(19) Minnesota Vikings (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Carolina Panthers

19.(16) Carolina Panthers (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Minnesota Vikings 

20.(15) Denver Broncos (3-2) Week 6 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders 

21.(11) Las Vegas Raiders (3-2) Week 6 opponent:  Denver Broncos

22.(26) Philadelphia Eagles (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

23.(22) New England Patriots (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

24.(23) Indianapolis Colts (1-4) Week 6 opponent: Houston Texans

25.(20) Washington Football Team (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

26.(27) Atlanta Falcons (2-3) Week 6 opponent: Bye

27.(24) Miami Dolphins (1-4) Week 6 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars 

28.(28) New York Giants (1-4) Week 6 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

29.(29) New York Jets (1-4) Week 6 opponent: Bye

30.(30) Houston Texans (1-4) Week 6 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

31.(31) Detroit Lions (0-5) Week 6 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals 

32.(32) Jacksonville Jaguars (0-5) Week 6 opponent: Miami Dolphins

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Week 5 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2021 Edition

 Quarterback

MVP: Justin Herbert (Chargers) 

It's almost unfair to not award this to Lamar Jackson after what he was able to pull off last night, but that lost fumble in the 3rd quarter ultimately cost him the crown. Herbert, on the other hand, also put up video game numbers (398 YDS/4 TD/29 rushing YDS/1 TD/1 2-PT CNV) without a single blemish appearing on his statline in a thrilling shootout win over the Browns. Funnily enough, Herbert will get to square off against Jackson and the Ravens this week in what could very well end up being another track meet for the Chargers. 

Honorable Mentions: Lamar Jackson (Ravens), Tom Brady (Buccaneers), Josh Allen (Bills)

LVP: Kyler Murray (Cardinals)

Although the Cardinals were able to grind out a win in a divisional slugfest with the middling 49ers, Murray experienced a pretty hard comedown following his strong Week 3 performance against the Rams. The 3rd year QB was merely decent against a banged up 49ers secondary-throwing for 239 YDS and 1 TD on the afternoon. Murray will have a a great opportunity to put up his first true fantasy explosion since Week 2 in this Sunday's showdown against a reeling Browns defense that just got torched by Justin Herbert. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Ryan Tannehill (Titans), Matthew Stafford (Rams), Kirk Cousins (Vikings)

Running Back

MVP: Derrick Henry (Titans)

In a season where nearly every projected RB1 is either hurt or underperforming, Henry continues to dominate. The Titans offensive centerpiece turned his standard hefty 29 carry workload into 130 YDS and 3 TD's against a Jaguars defense that just wasn't prepared to handle that kind of punishment. The #1 ranked Bills defense represent the best chance anyone in the league has right now of slowing down this freight train, but I sure as hell wouldn't be confident in betting on them to do so in Week 6.   

Honorable Mentions: Austin Ekeler (Chargers), Jonathan Taylor (Colts), Alvin Kamara (Saints)

LVP: Chase Edmonds (Cardinals)

Nursing a shoulder injury that get him out of practice from Wednesday through Friday, Edmonds failed to do much when he got the ball in his hands (34 scrimmage YDS on 9 touches) and lost a key fumble against the 49ers on Sunday. He'll be a middling flex play in Week 6 against the Browns.

Dishonorable Mentions: Miles Sanders (Eagles), Trey Sermon (49ers), Devin Singletary (Bills)

Wide Receiver 

MVP: Mike Williams (Chargers)

Williams must've heard people chirping him after his phantom act in Las Vegas last week because he came out this week with pure vengeance on his mind. The Chargers top vertical threat diced up the Browns secondary for 165 YDS and 2 TD's on 8 catches. A very suspect Ravens secondary awaits Williams next. 

Honorable Mentions: Davante Adams (Packers), Marquise Brown (Ravens), Antonio Brown (Buccaneers)

LVP: A.J. Brown (Titans)

Game script that dramatically favored the running game and a couple of splash plays by secondary targets (Chester Rodgers, Marcus Johnson) limited Brown to just 3 catches for 38 YDS against the Jags suspect secondary. Brown could be a limited factor again this week when the Bills stingy pass defense travels down to Nashville.   

Dishonorable Mentions: Allen Robinson (Bears), Terry McLaurin (Football Team), Odell Beckham Jr. (Browns)

Tight End

MVP: Mark Andrews (Ravens)

Lamar Jackson wasn't the only Raven to have a career game last night against the Colts. His favorite pass catching target also played a key role in their historic late game comeback, notching 11 catches, 147 YDS, 2 TD's (including the game winner in OT) and a pair of 2-PT CNV receptions. Andrews has woken up in a big way over the past few weeks and seems like a good bet to keep rolling as long as Jackson continues to throw at a high clip.

Honorable Mentions: Kyle Pitts (Falcons), Dawson Knox (Bills), Hunter Henry (Patriots)

LVP: T.J. Hockenson (Lions)

The Hockenson hype train took another blow this week as the 3rd year tight end was once again very quiet (2 REC/22 YDS) in a plus matchup against the Vikings. Hockenson has been a non-factor in 3 of 5 games now and owners should definitely start to be concerned about his trajectory in a poor offense whose passing game mostly goes through their running backs.

Dishonorable Mentions: Noah Fant (Broncos), Robert Tonyan (Packers), Jared Cook (Chargers)

Defense/Special Teams

MVP: Bills

What the Bills did to the Chiefs on Sunday night at Arrowhead was simply remarkable. They racked up a ton of impact plays (2 sacks, 2 INT, 2 FUM REC and a TD) against the most dynamic offense in football during a statement blowout 38-20 victory. This performance pretty shattered any remaining  doubt that the Bills are the undisputed top fantasy defense right now and the Titans very vulnerable, one dimensional offense can't feel good about having to play them immediately after this type of confidence-building monster performance.

Honorable Mentions: Titans, Cowboys, Vikings

LVP: Browns

A date with an explosive Chargers offense and yet another injury to top corner Denzel Ward was all it took for the lauded Browns defense to unravel. While they did get back up to 0 points in standard leagues thanks to a pair of sacks and a fumble recovery, their 47 points allowed were a serious killer for their fantasy owners. The Browns D draw another tough assignment this week when they face the undefeated Cardinals at home.

Dishonorable Mentions: Broncos, Chiefs, Patriots  

Monday, October 11, 2021

Movie Review: No Time to Die


Between his now infamous 2016 interview where he defiantly stated that he would rather slit his wrists than return to play James Bond for a fifth time and the several COVID-related delays that have impacted the real film that materialized once he backed off that unforgettable pull quote, Daniel Craig's final Bond outing feels like it's been in flux forever. Well after an eternal wait, that swan song has finally arrived in theaters and No Time to Die proves to be exactly the statement walk-off Craig deserved.    

What's made Craig's portrayal of Bond standout is that he's actively subverted the suave, borderline invincible superspy archetype that the character has traditionally been over the franchise's storied history. While Bond continues to operate in an inherently silly espionage world where psychotic terrorists seek to end the world with convoluted futuristic technology and spies sometimes choose to blurt out puns before or after dispatching some poor henchmen, this iteration of 007 is otherwise treated as a real human being who endures physical and emotional wounds that follow him from film to film. Building off of the emotional apexes of the films that came before it and brought to life by a deeply commanding, subtly moving performance by Craig, No Time to Die provides the most complete portrayal of Bond's humanity to date.    

Every choice Bond makes here is coming from a deeply personal place. His plight from a relaxing solitary retirement in Jamaica back to the constant danger of active duty is a journey driven by a sense of duty to the people he cares about. This is the portrait of a man putting his ego aside and realizing how his past actions and inability to trust people based on his profession have impacted the people around him and by the time this mission reaches its inevitable blockbuster conclusion, the character displays a level of vulnerability and selflessness that may have even taken the Casino Royale-era version of him by surprise. This era of Bond may have produced an erratic run of films, but considering that it ended on a note that fit Craig's vision for the character so perfectly, every bit of tedium and narrative miscalculation that popped up along the way was ultimately worth it. 

For those who may think that this means 007 has suddenly become some kind of understated drama, fear not because this intricate character journey just happens to include a lot of massive action setpieces and generally wild espionage shit. Director Cary Joji Fukunaga brings the same level of visceral, ever-present danger to the sweeping shootouts and chase scenes here that he did to the widely celebrated projects shootout scene in season 1 of True Detective, the gadgetry is some of the craziest that's ever appeared in the series and the vehicle stuntwork from the car wrecks to motorcycle jumps reinforces why Bond is one of the industry leaders in the field. 

These sequences also surprisingly deliver a further examination of the film's themes as the bits of rust Bond is trying to shake off after several years of retirement facilitates the need for more characters to get involved in the action. Lashana Lynch does some great work as the snarky hardass agent whose taken over Bond's 007 tag following his retirement that reluctantly shadows him once he returns to the field and Ana de Armas makes a show-stopping extended cameo as a charismatic CIA agent who aides Bond in an early leg of his mission that should help drum up a ton of excitement for her more significant role in next year's Netflix spy tentpole The Gray Man. Acknowledging that Bond actually benefits from having other capable agents around him is a huge step forward for the franchise and is absolutely a practice that should continue in 007's next iteration.      

Underneath all the glory, there are a few key areas where No Time to Die could've been better in. While Rami Malek does a pretty good job of delivering sinister monologues and being a generally imposing presence, Safin is a relatively underutilized and not overly well developed villain, the whole global annihilation plot that forces Bond back into action is very absurd for a movie that is mostly deadly serious and the middle chunk of the film just doesn't have the same level of energy and emotion behind it as the bookend acts do. However, No Time to Die gives Craig's Bond the rewarding and emotionally challenging sendoff his Bond deserved and no amount of secondary issues are a match for a finale that does justice to its hero.              

Grade: B+

Friday, October 8, 2021

Movie Review: The Guilty


Gatekeeping English-language remakes of foreign films is one of the more time-honored practices in cinephile culture. To be fair, there have been a number of instances where American studios have come in and completely butchered some excellent movies (Oldboy, Martyrs, The Eye) from overseas, but automatically writing something off because somebody decided to translate a movie into another language is the hardcore movie fan equivalent of comic book fans complaining whenever a movie adaptation decides to stray from the source material. The 2018 Danish thriller The Guilty is the latest film to head down this tricky path and through a combination of it being a contained, relatively straightforward thriller that translates well to American filmmaking sensibilities and having the right people (Antoine Fuqua, Nic Pizzolatto, Jake Gyllenhaal) involved with the adaptation, the US version ends up being a huge success.

In a move that was smart considering how suspenseful, claustrophobic and well-executed the Danish version was, The Guilty makes no changes to the material outside of some minor character/setting details. The film plays out over the course of one night at a Los Angeles Police 911 call center. Protagonist Joe Baylor (Gyllenhaal) is an officer that's been demoted from active duty to night shift phone operator after being involved in an undisclosed incident eight months earlier. On the night before he's due to appear in court for a hearing involving said incident, he receives a call from a distressed woman named Emily Lighton (Riley Keough) who says she's been abducted and is traveling down the highway in a white van. Baylor attempts to calm her down and extract more information about her location, but gets disconnected before he can get the specific information he needs to pass along to his peers on the street to launch a proper search. As the night progresses, Baylor becomes more and more consumed with tracking down Emily's captor and before long, the situation takes a series of unexpected turns that shake him to his core and force him to finally reckon with his own demons.

What distinguishes The Guilty from its source material is the work of Gyllenhaal, Keough and Fuqua. Gyllenhaal turns in his best performance since Nightcrawler by highlighting the arrogance and anger that Baylor uses to obscure the desperate, broken man he really is, Keough provides some really powerful voice acting that fuels several of the most effective moments of the film and Fuqua does a great job of further emphasizing the police brutality subtext (it is set in America after all...) without taking away from the suffocating, slowly escalating tension that made the original standout. Their efforts are enough to not only honor the source material, but give this version its own raw, urgent emotional identity that elevates it above it. Making an English language remake that actually improves upon the original is a difficult feat that isn't pulled off with any significant degree of regularity and everybody involved with this project should take a tremendous amount of pride in what they were able to accomplish here.         

Grade: B+

Thursday, October 7, 2021

Daniel Craig Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", where I rank a franchise or filmography and hand out various related accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Daniel Craig-whose latest project "No Time to Die" hits theaters tomorrow.

Daniel Craig's Filmography Ranked:

14.Kings (D-)

13.Dream House (C-)

12.Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (C-)

11.Casino Royale (C+)

10.Spectre (C+)

9.The Adventures of Tintin (B-)

8.Quantum of Solace (B)

7.Cowboys and Aliens (B)

6.Logan Lucky (B)

5.Skyfall (B+)

4.Knives Out (B+)

3.Road to Perdition (A-)

2.Layer Cake (A)

1.The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (A)

Top Dog: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Behind brilliantly atmospheric direction from David Fincher and a powerfully raw performance from Rooney Mara as reclusive computer hacker Lisbeth Salander, the English-language remake of the popular grim, slow burn Swedish mystery thriller soars to higher heights than the already great original.

Lowlight: Kings (2018)

Messy may be the most succinct way to describe this English-language debut from Mustang director Deniz Gamze Erguven, but it feels like too soft of a criticism for a movie that is so thoroughly  inept. Kings is that special unicorn turd of a film that is scattershot and incoherent to the point where it would be fair to question if it was made by a professional filmmaker. It's a story that's set in Los Angeles right before/during the riots that followed the acquittal of the cops that were caught on camera assaulting Rodney King, yet the anger, fear and destruction that defined that moment in time are drowned out by cheap melodrama and bizarre flashes of humor. It's also supposed to be a story about family and building unlikely bonds, yet the relationships between the characters are never really explored or in a lot of cases, even established. It aims to tug at the heart strings and enrich and challenge the mind, but ends up just causing boredom and bewilderment with its clumsy execution. Craig, Halle Berry and the half dozen or so young actors that appeared here are lucky that so few people have seen Kings because it's the type of catastrophic bomb that could've at least temporarily derailed a career if it had been released on a larger scale.        

Most Underrated: Road to Perdition (2002)

Road to Perdition isn't just Craig's most underrated movie, it's probably the most underrated gangster movie of the last 20 years. While its themes including the tragic consequences that come from committing to a life of violence and a father trying to prevent his son from committing the same sins as him aren't particularly groundbreaking, the striking noir-inspired cinematography from the legendary Conrad Hall,, stellar acting from a deep roster of heavy-hitters (Tom Hanks, Jude Law, Craig, Stanley Tucci, Jennifer Jason Leigh, the late Paul Newman in his final role) and the script's slick balance of grit and emotional resonance are enough for it to enter the pantheon of classic mob flicks.   

Most Overrated: Casino Royale (2006)

The world's massive love affair with Casino Royale is something that I've never been able to get onboard with. While Craig flashed plenty of charisma in his debut as Bond and it was definitely a huge improvement over the god awful cheesefest installment that preceded it (Pierce Brosnan's swan song Die Another Day), the uneven pacing, so-so action sequences and total anticlimax make it a very forgettable affair on the whole.     

Best Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012)

Ahead of seeing No Time to Die this weekend, Skyfall is the undisputed high water mark for Craig's Bond films. Javier Bardem's Raoul Silva is the most menacing villain that's appeared in a Bond film that I've seen, the jaw-dropping scale and visual flare present in the action sequences was just beautiful to behold and there's some really terrific quiet character moments here that help provide the proceedings with real dramatic heft.

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Week 5

 ()=previous ranking

1.(5) Arizona Cardinals (4-0) Week 5 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

2.(2) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Miami Dolphins 

3.(3) Buffalo Bills (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs 

4.(1) Los Angeles Rams (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

5.(4) Cleveland Browns (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

6.(6) Baltimore Ravens (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

7.(7) Los Angeles Chargers (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Cleveland Browns 

8.(8) Green Bay Packers (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

9.(10) Kansas City Chiefs (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Buffalo Bills 

10.(11) Dallas Cowboys (3-1) Week 5 opponent: New York Giants

11.(9) Las Vegas Raiders (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Chicago Bears

12.(16) Seattle Seahawks (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

13.(12) Tennessee Titans (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

14.(13) San Francisco 49ers (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

15.(14) Denver Broncos (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

16.(15) Carolina Panthers (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

17.(19) Cincinnati Bengals (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Green Bay Packers

18.(17) New Orleans Saints (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Washington Football Team

19.(18) Minnesota Vikings (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Detroit Lions

20.(23) Washington Football Team (2-2) Week 5 opponent: New Orleans Saints

21.(26) Chicago Bears (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

22.(22) New England Patriots (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Houston Texans

23.(26) Indianapolis Colts (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

24.(21) Miami Dolphins (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

25.(20) Pittsburgh Steelers (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Denver Broncos

26.(24) Philadelphia Eagles (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Carolina Panthers

27.(27) Atlanta Falcons (1-3) Week 5 opponent: New York Jets

28.(29) New York Giants (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

29.(32) New York Jets (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

30.(28) Houston Texans (1-3) Week 5 opponent: New England Patriots

31.(30) Detroit Lions (0-4) Week 5 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

32.(31) Jacksonville Jaguars (0-4) Week 5 opponent: Tennessee Titans  

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Week 4 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2021 Edition

 Quarterback

MVP: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

Well, it sure didn't take long for Mahomes to get back on track after a rough showing against the Chargers last week... Mahomes feasted on an overmatched Eagles secondary-throwing for 278 YDS and 5 TD's and rushing for an additional 26 YDS. His ceiling will remain sky high for a potential shootout against the Bills this Sunday night.

Honorable Mentions: Matt Ryan (Falcons), Sam Darnold (Panthers), Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

LVP: Tom Brady (Buccaneers)

As much as he tried to publicly downplay it throughout the week, emotions got the best of Brady during his widely anticipated return to Foxboro. Brady was visibly rattled and routinely whiffing easy throws he can usually make in his sleep, which led to him posting a pretty unremarkable statline (269 scoreless passing YDS) in a narrow 19-17 victory for the Bucs over a feistier than expected Patriots team. TB12 should have a much better outing when he returns to Florida this week to take on a reeling Dolphins team.

Dishonorable Mentions: Kirk Cousins (Vikings), Derek Carr (Raiders), Matthew Stafford (Rams)

Running Back

MVP: Austin Ekeler (Chargers)

After weeks of putting up solid, but not crazy numbers, Ekeler finally put together a monster performance. The Chargers RB was the focal point of the offense during the Bolts impressive 28-14 victory over the Raiders last night-turning his 18 touches (15 carries, 3 receptions) into 145 YDS and 3 scores. While durability remains a huge concern with him, Ekeler has proven skeptics like myself wrong with his strong play in the early stages of this season, As long as he's active, he should continue to be a solid RB1.

Honorable Mentions: Cordarrelle Patterson (Falcons), Saquon Barkley (Giants), Derrick Henry (Titans)

LVP: Myles Gaskin (Dolphins)

With zero warning at all following a strong showing against the Raiders last week, Gaskin found himself getting phased out of the Dolphins backfield committee. The 3rd year pro only handled 2 carries for 3 YDS in the 'Phins demoralizing home loss to the Colts. While owners in 12-team leagues should continue to roster Gaskin for the time being, he shouldn't return to starting lineups until some clarity surrounding his role is provided. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Chris Carson (Seahawks), D'Andre Swift (Lions), Miles Sanders (Eagles)

Wide Receiver 

MVP: Tyreek Hill (Chiefs)

Just like Mahomes, Hill came roaring back to life this week against the Eagles with a ridiculous 11 REC/186 YDS/3 TD line. Hill has been incredible in the 2 Chiefs wins this season and very flat in their 2 losses, so you could argue that his play could prove to be a determining factor in their crucial Week 5 showdown with the Bills.

Honorable Mentions: Deebo Samuel (49ers), Terry McLaurin (Football Team), DJ Moore (Panthers)

LVP: CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys)

Unlike last week where Lamb did some damage (66 YDS) with a low target share (3), Lamb was extremely quiet in the Cowboys blowout victory over the Panthers catching only 2 of the 5 passes that headed his way for a paltry 13 YDS. This marks Lamb's 1st true dud of the season, so there's no reason to panic about the promising 2nd year wideout just yet.

Dishonorable Mentions: Odell Beckham Jr. (Browns), Tyler Lockett (Seahawks), Mike Williams (Chargers)

Tight End

MVP: Dawson Knox (Bills)

Knox extended his scoring streak to 3 games with a classic middling TE line (5 REC/37 YDS/2 TD's) in the Bills dominant 40-0 victory over the bumbling Texans on Sunday afternoon. Whether or Knox can sustain his fantasy relevancy in a pass-happy offense remains to be seen, but for now, he should definitely be rostered and started in most leagues. 

Honorable Mentions: Jared Cook (Chargers), Mike Gesicki (Dolphins), Dallas Goedert (Eagles)

LVP: Travis Kelce (Chiefs) 

Kelce was uncharacteristically quiet in a game where Tyreek Hill dominated both the targets and pass-catching productivity, securing just 4 catches for 23 YDS in a plus matchup against the Eagles. A Bills defense that hasn't allowed more than 42 YDS to a TE so far this season awaits Kelce next. 

Dishonorable Mentions: George Kittle (49ers), T.J. Hockenson (Lions), Robert Tonyan (Packers)

Defensive/Special Teams

MVP: Bills

The Bills D followed up their dominant shutout performance against the Dolphins with a dominant shutout performance against the Texans. Leslie Frazier's troops added 3 sacks, 4 INT's and a FUM REC on top of that big donut on the scoreboard. Their charmed 2 week run atop the leaderboards will certainly end this week when they travel to Kansas City to take on the Chiefs.  

Honorable Mentions: Ravens, Buccaneers, Browns

LVP: Bengals

In a development that shouldn't shock a soul, the Bengals early run of productive defensive outings (multiple sacks and at least 1 takeaway in 3 straight games) came to an end against a Jaguars offense that had been giving fantasy points away left and right prior to this game. Cincy only posted a single sack (which they got on the opening drive of the game) and 0 takeaways in a very dismal 24-21 victory over a team that appears to be on the brink of having a full on meltdown at the moment. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Saints, Panthers, Football Team

Monday, October 4, 2021

Movie Review: Venom: Let There Be Carnage

When Venom arrived in 2018, it was almost treated as a lone wolf operation . It wasn't tied into the broader MCU or even the current Spider-Man franchise-making it the rare major non-original superhero movie that was working with something that at least resembled a blank canvas. The results were an unwieldy yet entertaining film that had a couple of unusual secret weapons up its sleeve: Tom Hardy happily digging into his cartoony acting bag to portray the dual role of the titular fan favorite Spider-Man villain and Eddie Brock- the sad sack investigative journalist whose body he's inhabited and a super campy tone that allowed the chaotic dynamic between Brock and Venom to flourish. The sequel, Let There Be Carnage, commits even harder to the cartoony 1-2 punch that made the extremely weird, 90's-esque original work and quite frankly, it's all the better for it.

While the arrival of serial killer and fellow Symbiote possessor Cletus Kasaday (aka Carnage)- whose played with a formidable goofy swagger by Woody Harrelson-may be what drives the plot to Let There Be Carnage forward, that clash of the Spider-Man villain titans is really just a side dish for the main attraction:  Watching Brock and Venom interact. Like Crockett and Tubbs and Lowery and Burnett before them, they're a do-it-all dream pairing with a chemistry so strong it could burn up the fucking sun. They're able to improvise brilliant slapstick comedy bits at any given moment. They solve and fight crime together like an old buddy cop duo. They constantly get on each other's nerves as they squabble like a couple that's been married for decades, but ultimately both know that can no longer live without each other. If the content of their arguments wasn't almost exclusively sick and silly, their relationship might even be kind of poignant. How an odd couple friendship/love story ended up being the avenue in which the Eddie Brock/Venom dynamic was explored in the movie format is a surreal reality that's kind of hard to believe, but thankfully the higher-ups at Sony gave screenwriter Kelly Marcel and Hardy a chance to head down this wild-ass trail without ever asking them to pull back.      

Let There Be Carnage is so fun as a screwball pseudo-romantic comedy that it's actually kind of unfortunate whenever it goes back to being a superhero movie. Seeing two CGI aliens wrestle in confined spaces and Kasaday reconnect with his own demented love interest (Naomie Harris) is just no match for the joy of watching Brock lecture Venom about what (and who) he can and can't eat or Venom confidently parade around a rave before hopping on stage to deliver a heartfelt monologue about how mankind needs to learn to coexist with killer intergalactic species like him. Let There Be Carnage shows off a really weird, silly soul in these little character moments that makes it standout and as long as it continues to prioritize Hardy's committed dual threat performance and the lovingly combative interplay between the characters he plays over its generic superhero elements, the Venom brand will continue to be this refreshing little outlier that offers up bite sized pieces (like its predecessor, Let There Be Carnage runs for about 90 minutes excluding credits) of self-aware absurdity in between the genre's genres larger projects.         

Grade: B