Wednesday, December 31, 2025

2025 NFL Power Rankings: Week 18

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1.(1) Seattle Seahawks (13-3) Week 18 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

2.(3) New England Patriots (13-3) Week 18 opponent: Miami Dolphins

3.(5) San Francisco 49ers (12-4) Week 18 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

4.(4) Jacksonville Jaguars (12-4) Week 18 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

5.(6) Denver Broncos (13-3) Week 18 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

6.(2) Los Angeles Rams (11-5) Week 18 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

7.(7) Chicago Bears (11-5) Week 18 opponent: Detroit Lions

8.(9) Houston Texans (11-5) Week 18 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

9.(11) Philadelphia Eagles (11-5) Week 18 opponent: Washington Commanders

10.(8) Buffalo Bills (11-5) Week 18 opponent: New York Jets

11.(10) Los Angeles Chargers (11-5) Week 18 opponent: Denver Broncos

12.(16) Baltimore Ravens (8-8) Week 18 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

13.(13) Pittsburgh Steelers (9-7) Week 18 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

14.(12) Green Bay Packers (9-6-1) Week 18 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

15.(17) Minnesota Vikings (8-8) Week 18 opponent: Green Bay Packers

16.(15) Carolina Panthers (8-8) Week 18 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

17.(14) Detroit Lions (8-8) Week 18 opponent: Chicago Bears

18.(19) Dallas Cowboys (7-8-1) Week 18 opponent: New York Giants

19.(21) Atlanta Falcons (7-9) Week 18 opponent: New Orleans Saints

20.(20) New Orleans Saints (6-10) Week 18 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

21.(18) Indianapolis Colts (8-8) Week 18 opponent: Houston Texans

22.(23) Cincinnati Bengals (6-10 Week 18 opponent: Cleveland Browns

23.(24) Miami Dolphins (7-9) Week 18 opponent: New England Patriots

24.(22) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (7-9) Week 18 opponent: Carolina Panthers

25.(25) Kansas City Chiefs (6-10) Week 18 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

26.(27) Cleveland Browns (4-12) Week 18 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

27.(26) Washington Commanders (4-12) Week 18 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

28.(28) Tennessee Titans (3-13) Week 18 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

29.(32) New York Giants (3-13) Week 18 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

30.(29) Arizona Cardinals (3-13) Week 18 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

31.(30) New York Jets (3-13) Week 18 opponent: Buffalo Bills

32.(31) Las Vegas Raiders (2-14) Week 18 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Week 17 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2025 Edition

Quarterback

Biggest Winner: Brock Purdy (49ers)

In the wackiest season in recent NFL history, it's only fitting that the hero of the fantasy playoffs ended up being Purdy. After throwing a pick 6 on the first play from scrimmage, Purdy didn't make another mistake of consequence for the rest of the game as he shredded the Bears for 303 YDS and 3 TD's through the air and 28 YDS and 2 TD's on the ground in an exhilarating shootout win for the 49ers that gives them a chance to clinch the top seed in the NFC with a win over the Seahawks at home on Saturday night. Assuming he can remain healthy for the rest of this season, Purdy will be a low-end QB1 option for 2026. 

Honorable Mentions: Drake Maye (Patriots), Jaxson Dart (Giants), Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars)

Biggest Loser: Jalen Hurts (Eagles)

Hurts was in full-blown game manager mode in an unexpected defensive struggle with the Bills, throwing for 110 YDS and a TD and rushing only 3 times for 5 YDS as the Eagles stole a road win after the Bills ballsy attempt to win the game in regulation with a 2 PT-CNV following a Josh Allen rushing TD backfired. This was a mixed bag of a season for Hurts as he set a new career-high in passing TD's (25) but posted the lowest rushing totals (454 YDS, 8 TD's) of his 5 seasons as the Eagles full-time starter. Despite his decreased fantasy usefulness in 2025, his elite dual-threat ability should keep him in the top 5-8 overall QB range heading into next year's drafts. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Jared Goff (Lions), Matthew Stafford (Rams), Jacoby Brissett (Cardinals)

Running Back

Biggest Winner: Derrick Henry (Ravens)

John Harbaugh and Todd Monken got killed all week long for not giving Henry a single touch after scoring a TD that gave the Ravens a 24-13 lead with 12:50 left in the 4th quarter in an embarrassing home loss to the Patriots. With their playoff lives on the line against the Packers last Saturday, they atoned for their sins in a big way by riding Henry to a huge win. The future Hall of Famer was in vintage unstoppable workhorse mode- turning 36 carries into a whopping 216 YDS and 4 TD's. Who knows what kind of player he'll be next season at 32, but given the way he's playing right now, I'm not comfortable betting against Henry's ability to remain one of the most dominant backs in the league until there's overwhelming evidence that he's indeed a mortal man.

Honorable Mentions: Bijan Robinson (Falcons), Chase Brown (Bengals), Christian McCaffery (49ers)

Biggest Loser: Josh Jacobs (Packers)

Thought Week 16 was the bottoming out point for Jacobs? Think again! The very clearly hobbled back only logged 5 touches (4 carries, 1 receptions) for 4 YDS as the Packers got smacked by the Ravens and are now officially locked into the #7 seed in the NFC Playoff Bracket. Jacobs didn't even come close to recapturing the magic of his 2024 campaign during his sophomore season with the Packers and will likely drop down to the 4th/5rh round range in 2026 as a result of his largely underwhelming play.

Dishonorable Mentions: Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions), Bucky Irving (Buccaneers), Jaylen Warren (Steelers)

Wide Receiver

Biggest Winner: Chris Olave (Saints)

Olave wrapped up his resurgent 2025 fantasy campaign with another excellent performance, reeling in 8 catches for 119 YDS and a TD in an impressive comeback road win over the Titans. His budding chemistry with Tyler Shough, ability to suit up every week after missing 9 games in 2024 and career-high production (100/1,163/9) makes Olave a strong WR2 candidate heading into next year. 

Honorable Mentions: Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals), Stefon Diggs (Patriots), Christian Watson (Packers)

Biggest Loser: Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins)

A week after he was Quinn Ewers' favorite target in the rookie's first career start, Waddle was basically invisible against the Bucs. The star wideout failed to catch his lone target and only action of the day came on a carry that he turned into a 7-YD gain. Even with Tyreek Hill being sidelined for the bulk of the season, Waddle was volatile as hell this season and only rarely looked like the star he was from 2021-2023. Depending on who is playing QB for the Dolphins next year, Waddle will be on the WR2/3 borderline. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers), D.J. Moore (Bears), Drake London (Falcons)

Tight End

Biggest Winner: Trey McBride (Cardinals)

McBride was rewarded for being a ray of sunshine during the dark days of 2025 for the 3-13 Cardinals by setting a new single-season reception record (117 was the record-breaker, he currently sits at 119) for tight ends after nabbing 10 receptions for 76 YDS and a TD in a blowout loss to the Bengals. McBride's newfound affinity for getting into the endzone (11 TD's in 2025 after scoring just 6 times from 2022-24) has eliminated the one weakness in his game and it would be a shock if he wasn't a top 15-20 pick in fantasy next season.

Honorable Mentions: Colston Loveland (Bears), Hunter Henry (Patriots), Juwan Johnson (Saints)

Biggest Loser: Kyle Pitts (Falcons)

The heater Pitts has been on for the past month died a painful death last night as he mustered just 2 receptions for 16 YDS on a night where Bijan Robinson powered the Falcons to a stunning upset victory over the Rams. Pitts is set to hit free agency this offseason, and it'll be fascinating to see what his market looks like after putting together his best season (82/875/5) since his 1,000-YD+ rookie campaign in 2021.

Dishonorable Mentions: Darren Waller (Dolphins), Mark Andrews (Ravens), Evan Engram (Broncos)

Defense/Special Teams

Biggest Winner: Vikings

Anybody who was smart/brave enough to fire up the Vikings against the Lions on Christmas were rewarded big time. Brian Flores' group absolutely destroyed Jared Goff and co. and were the primary reason the Max Brosmer-led Vikings were able to pull off the upset as they got 5 sacks, 2 INT's and 4 fumble recoveries in the 23-10 victory. If Flores doesn't leave for a head coaching gig in the offseason, this group should remain one of the better D/ST options in fantasy next season. 

Honorable Mentions: Eagles, Saints, Seahawks

Biggest Loser: Packers

Derrick Henry's evisceration of the Packers led to a big fat lump of coal appearing in the stockings of the people that continued to ride a group that had been one of the best in the league for most of the season. The Pack only ended up with only 1 sack and 0 takeaways in this demoralizing 41-24 loss at Lambeau. While they have talent elsewhere (Xavier McKinney, Edgerrin Cooper, Evan Williams, Rashan Gary), Micah Parsons was the driving force behind their success this season and his return to action can't come soon enough. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Buccaneers, Chiefs, Broncos

Monday, December 29, 2025

10 Most Anticipated Movies of Winter/Spring 2026

As we look out on the horizon and see 2026 imminently closing in, there's a lot of uneasy questions about the future of the movie industry that have yet to be answered. Who will end up taking control of Warner Brothers and what ramifications will that have on the theatrical industry (assuming that whatever deal WB ends up accepting gets regulatory approval from multiple governments of course)? Can Amazon fulfill its aspirations to become a major player in the theatrical space after merely dipping their toes into the exhibition space since they officially took over MGM in 2022? Will Avengers: Doomsday bring anything to the table besides fan service galore as the panic-stricken Marvel desperately tries to preserve their standing at the top of the blockbuster food chain? Answers will come in time, but for now, all we have is the movies themselves and 2026 has plenty of those to offer. 

There's an argument to be made that this is the first "normal" winter/spring slate of this decade after COVID and the strikes wreaked havoc on this part of calendar in particular over the previous 5 years. Sitting among 2026's pretty healthy January-April slate is a wide array of films that has something that will appeal to most film lovers out there. 

There are comebacks of sorts for some accomplished veteran directors (Sam Raimi, Gore Verbinski, Phil Lord and Chris Miller). Some budding indie filmmakers (John Patton Ford, Kristofer Borgli, Matt Johnson) will look to prove the acclaimed films they made earlier this decade weren't flukes. Emerald Fennell has returned to terrorize the terminally online and this time she's not only ruining the lives of Film Twitter but also English Lit majors by putting her own spin on Wuthering Heights. Both of the current kings of January movies (Gerard Butler, Jason Statham) have movies (Greenland 2: Migration, Shelter) coming out during their favorite month of the year to put out new projects and ironically, they are both directed by Ric Roman Waugh! The Super Mario Galaxy Movie will earn 60 zillion dollars in its first 20 days of release and prove once again that nothing is more profitable for studios than putting a piece of premiere IP in theaters. Fun should be had and given how gloomy everything in the industry could get in short order if the WB situation plays out in a certain way, that's something that'll be worth celebrating should it materialize.

Here are the 10 movies that I'm looking forward to seeing most during the inaugural stretch of 2026. 

10.Primate (January 9):

You'd be hard-pressed to find many people who view the work of Johannes Roberts (The Strangers: Prey at Night, both 47 Meters Down movies) in a favorable light. Roberts' shaky track record aside, his latest offering Primate look like a lot of fun, and its heavy use of practical creature effects/gore earned it a lot of fans during its run on the genre festival circuit this past fall. 

9.Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (February 13):

Speaking of movies that played well on the genre festival circuit over the past few months, Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die debuted to widespread raves following its premiere screenings at Fantastic Fest and Beyond Fest in September. While I've never been the biggest fan of Gore Verbinski and the concept of a group of misfits trying to take out a rogue AI before it destroys the world isn't exactly unique, the cast is loaded with actors that I love watching (Sam Rockwell, Zazie Beetz, Michael Pena, Haley Lu Richardson, Juno Temple) and I'm always up for giving an off-kilter action comedy a whirl. 

8.Crime 101 (February 13):

A throwback to the flashy, ensemble-driven crime thrillers of the 90's is inherently appealing to me, particularly when the cast is made up of such a magnetic group of familiar faces (Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Halle Berry, Barry Keoghan, Nick Nolte, Monica Barbaro, Corey Hawkins, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tate Donovan). Whether or not documentarian-turned-narrative filmmaker Bart Layton (American Animals) will be able to handle a movie of this scale is another question entirely, but I look forward to finding out if he's up to the challenge in February. 

7.How to Make a Killing (February 20):

Emily the Criminal is one of the most assured, impressive directorial debuts of the 2020's so far and I'm eager to see what John Patton Ford has cooked up for his sophomore feature. The darkly comedic thriller tone of the trailer would mark a pretty drastic yet compelling pivot from the unrelentingly intensity of Emily the Criminal and Glen Powell taking on the part of a charming, conniving scumbag presents him with another great opportunity to expand his range. 

6.Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (March 27):

Ready or Not becoming a sleeper hit during the final weeks of the 2019 summer movie season turned Radio Silence into in-demand horror directors overnight, so it's only fitting that the duo has returned to make a sequel to the movie that radically changed the trajectory of their career 7 years ago. Showing that there are more elite families tied to the same ritual that the le Domas family were a part of is a great hook for a sequel and casting veteran horror comedy scene-stealer Kathryn Newton as Samara Weaving's younger sister is a masterstroke that should pay dividends. 

5.The Drama (April 3):

Zendaya teaming up with notorious sickos Robert Pattinson and Kristofer Borgli on a "romantic" dramedy is the latest sign that she's a performer that's never going to stop challenging herself. I've been lucky enough to not have the twist-which leaked on Reddit months ago-the teaser alludes to spoiled for me yet and I'll be crossing my fingers that A24 continues to dance around it in their future marketing efforts. 

4.Project Hail Mary (March 20):

There's been speculation coming out of Hollywood insider circles that there's a film slated for release in the first stretch of the calendar that has a real chance to contend for Best Picture. By process of elimination, Project Hail Mary seems to be the anonymous film at the center of this wave of buzz. This wouldn't be an overly shocking development as the book it's based on is widely acclaimed and Lord and Miller are a visionary directing duo who've authored multiple beloved movies over the past 15 years. The only thing preventing me from putting this higher on this list are the trailers-which haven't really grabbed me all that much. 

3.Wuthering Heights (February 13):

Hot take: I'm firmly in the camp of letting Emerald Fennell cook. Her take on the classic British romance tale has produced a pair of excellent trailers that are full of stunning visuals/production design and appear to be teasing some explosive chemistry between Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi. 

2.Send Help (January 30):

Sam Raimi coming home to the horror genre after nearly 16 years away is cause for celebration. Enlisting the powerhouse duo of Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien for a warped survival thriller about the power dynamic shift that occurs between a timid woman and her asshole boss after they become trapped on a deserted island following a plane crash that claimed the lives of everyone else onboard further amplifies the feeling of jubilation behind this exciting occasion. 

1.28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (January 16):

The final moments of 28 Years Later did an unbelievable job of setting the stage for The Bone Temple by introducing another form of human evil into a world that has brought out both the best and worst in the people that have survived in the face of the zombie uprising for nearly 3 decades. Early critical reactions have indicated that The Bone Temple delivers on its tantalizing set-up and paves the way for one hell of a finale to the trilogy-which Sony recently officially greenlit.

Also Interested In:

We Bury the Dead (January 2)

Greenland 2: Migration (January 9)

The Rip (January 16)

Mercy (January 23)

The Wrecking Crew (January 28)

Shelter (January 30)

The Moment (January 30)

Whistle (February 6)

The Strangers-Chapter 3 (February 6)

Goat (February 13)

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (February 13)

Psycho Killer (February 20)

Dreams (February 27)

Scream 7 (February 27)

The Bride! (March 6)

Hoppers (March 6)

The Undertone (March 13)

They Will Kill You (March 27)

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (April 3)

The Mummy (April 17)

Normal (April 17)

Apex (April 24)

Several 2025 Titles That Have Yet to Open in My Area including Dead Man's Wire, Sirat and The Voice of Hind Rajab  

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

2025 NFL Power Rankings: Week 17

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1.(2) Seattle Seahawks (12-3) Week 17 opponent: Carolina Panthers

2.(1) Los Angeles Rams (11-4) Week 17 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

3.(4) New England Patriots (12-3) Week 17 opponent: New York Jets

4.(10) Jacksonville Jaguars (11-4) Week 17 opponent: Indianapolis Colts9

5.(6) San Francisco 49ers (11-4) Week 17 opponent: Chicago Bears

6.(3) Denver Broncos (12-3) Week 17 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

7.(7) Chicago Bears (11-4) Week 17 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

8.(5) Buffalo Bills (11-4) Week 17 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

9.(9) Houston Texans (10-5) Week 17 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

10.(11) Los Angeles Chargers (11-4) Week 17 opponent: Houston Texans

11.(12) Philadelphia Eagles (10-5) Week 17 opponent: Buffalo Bills

12.(8) Green Bay Packers (9-5-1) Week 17 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

13.(14) Pittsburgh Steelers (9-6) Week 17 opponent: Cleveland Browns

14.(13) Detroit Lions (8-7) Week 17 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

15.(16) Carolina Panthers (8-7) Week 17 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

16.(15) Baltimore Ravens (7-8) Week 17 opponent: Green Bay Packers

17.(19) Minnesota Vikings (7-8) Week 17 opponent: Detroit Lions

18.(17) Indianapolis Colts (8-7) Week 17 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

19.(18) Dallas Cowboys (6-8-1) Week 17 opponent: Washington Commanders

20.(23) New Orleans Saints (5-10) Week 17 opponent: Tennessee Titans

21.(24) Atlanta Falcons (6-9) Week 17 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

22.(20) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (7-8) Week 17 opponent: Miami Dolphins

23.(26) Cincinnati Bengals (5-10) Week 17 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

24.(21) Miami Dolphins (6-9) Week 17 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

25.(22) Kansas City Chiefs (6-9) Week 17 opponent: Denver Broncos

26.(25) Washington Commanders (4-11) Week 17 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

27.(27) Cleveland Browns (3-12) Week 17 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

28.(31) Tennessee Titans (3-12) Week 17 opponent: New Orleans Saints

29.(28) Arizona Cardinals (3-12) Week 17 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

30.(29) New York Jets (3-12) Week 17 opponent: New England Patriots

31.(32) Las Vegas Raiders (2-13) Week 17 opponent: New York Giants

32.(31) New York Giants (2-13) Week 17 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Week 16 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2025 Edition

Quarterback

Biggest Winner: Brock Purdy (49ers)

Purdy provided an early Christmas gift to his fantasy owners by absolutely erupting against the Colts last night, throwing for 295 YDS and 5 TD's while adding another 11 YDS on the ground-which wiped away the damage from the pick he threw late in the 4th quarter when the game was already in hand. This was easily the best game Purdy has played during his tough, injury-shortened 2025 campaign and a reminder of just how good he can be when he's firing on all cylinders. His fantasy finale comes in a huge matchup against the Bears on Sunday night. 

Honorable Mentions: Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars), Justin Herbert (Chargers), Matthew Stafford (Rams)

Biggest Loser: Josh Allen (Bills)

On the other end of the spectrum, there were a lot of Josh Allen owners hanging their heads in shame on Sunday afternoon as the Bills star QB played the role of game manager (130 passing YDS, 17 Rushing YDS, 0 TD's or turnovers) in an ugly win over the Browns. At the bare minimum, Allen won't be playing it safe in Week 17 as the Bills take on the Eagles in a game that they need to win to order to keep their hopes of winning the AFC East alive. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Jaxson Dart (Giants), Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers), Jacoby Brissett (Cardinals)

Running Back

Biggest Winner: Ashton Jeanty (Raiders)

In one of the more shocking developments of this wacky 2025 NFL season, Jeanty had just the second dominant showing of his rookie season against the best defense in the league. The Raiders offense leaned heavily on Jeanty in what turned out to be a rock fight against the Texans and he delivered, turning his 24 carries into 128 YDS and a TD and taking his lone reception to the house on an incredible splash play (60 YDS!) that gave the Raiders their only lead of this surprisingly close game in the 3rd quarter. While this type of performance didn't mean much for the majority of the people that drafted Jeanty and won't change his fate of being one of the most disappointing high draft picks of 2025, it's encouraging to see him deliver with his back against the wall against a top-tier opponent that's still playing for something. Jeanty will look to close out his underwhelming rookie campaign on a high note against a Giants defense that has been waving the white flag for over a month now.  

Honorable Mentions: Chase Brown (Bengals), Jaylen Warren (Steelers), Christian McCaffery (49ers)

Biggest Loser: Josh Jacobs (Packers)

Things couldn't have gone much worse for the people who were brave enough to start Jacobs in Week 16. Not only did Jacobs split time with Emmanuel Wilson due to the knee/ankle injuries he's currently nursing that made him a game-time decision for Saturday's night contest with the Bears, but he also lost a fumble in the redzone in the 3rd quarter that helped open the door for the Bears to pull off their miraculous comeback win. That fumble also got him glued to the bench for the remainder of the game, which left him with a statline of 48 scrimmage YDS and a lost fumble on 14 touches (12 carries, 2 receptions). If Jacobs is healthy enough to go in Week 17, he'll have a solid chance to return to fantasy glory in a plus matchup against the Ravens. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Javonte Williams (Cowboys), David Montgomery (Lions), Breece Hall (Jets)

Wide Receiver

Biggest Winner: Puka Nacua (Rams)

There was a lot of concern from the civilian population that Nacua's uh, eventful week away from the field would hurt him on it. That didn't prove to be the case in the slightest as Nacua came up huge in an instant classic NFC West shootout with the Seahawks, racking up a ridiculous 225 YDS and 2 TD's on 12 receptions. Davante Adams is expected to remain out with the hamstring injury he re-aggravated against the Lions in Week 15, so another monster outing for Nacua could be in the cards as they take on the pass defense-challenged Falcons on MNF.  

Honorable Mentions: Chris Olave (Saints), George Pickens (Cowboys), D.J. Moore (Bears)

Biggest Loser: Marvin Harrison Jr. (Cardinals)

MHJ's return to the lineup was a huge letdown as the embattled second year pro caught just 1 pass for 14 YDS against the Falcons. Despite having another great matchup against the Bengals horrendous secondary, Harrison Jr. will remain a risky WR3 play in Week 17. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants), Christian Watson (Packers), Jordan Addison (Vikings)

Tight End

Biggest Winner: George Kittle (49ers)

The top beneficiary of Purdy's big night in Indy was Kittle, who reeled in 7 catches for 115 YDS and a TD. Unfortunately, Kittle exited the game with an ankle injury in the third quarter-putting his status for Week 17 in serious doubt.

Honorable Mentions: Harold Fannin Jr. (Browns), Kyle Pitts (Falcons), Hunter Henry (Patriots)

Biggest Loser: Travis Kelce (Chiefs)

The tragic final chapter of Kelce's nightmarish 2025 campaign reached a new low in Week 16 when Gardner Minshew exited with a knee injury early in the 2nd quarter and third stringer/career practice squad player Chris Oladokun was forced into the action against the Titans. The results were as painful as you'd expect as Oladokun barely threw the ball (11/16 for 111 YDS, 0 TD's or INT's, 4 sacks taken) and Kelce ended up catching just 1 pass for 6 YDS as the Chiefs got run over by Cam Ward and co at Arrowhead. Don't bother starting Kelce for their Week 17 game against a Broncos team that will be eager to beat up on the undermanned Chiefs following a shocking blowout loss at home to the Jaguars this past Sunday. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Jake Ferguson (Cowboys), Trey McBride (Cardinals), Tyler Warren (Colts)

Defense/Special Teams

Biggest Winner: Saints

We love to see a late season streaming D/ST success story, don't we folks? The Saints quietly decent defense (14th in scoring, 5th against the pass, 4th on 3rd down, 11th in the redzone) teed off against the Brady Cook-led Jets, logging 8 sacks, an INT and a fumble recovery in a 29-6 victory in their home finale. They'll be a viable starting option again this week when they take on the Titans.

Honorable Mentions: Texans, Vikings, Bills

Biggest Loser: Seahawks

While the Seahawks had a tough job in trying to contain the Rams high-flying offense, they were ranked #2 in the league in scoring defense heading into Week 16 and should've done better than allowing 37 points and mustering 0 sacks or takeaways in their remarkable comeback OT victory. They should send a thank you to Rasheed Shaheed for returning a punt for a TD in the 4th quarter because without that, they would've logged negative points this week. It would be a shock if they didn't fare much better this week against the Panthers generally poor offense. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Chiefs, Packers, Broncos

Monday, December 22, 2025

Paul Rudd Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Paul Rudd-whose latest project "Anaconda" releases in theaters on Wednesday. 

Paul Rudd's Filmography Ranked:

34.Year One (D)

33.Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (D+)

32.Monsters vs. Aliens (C-)

31.Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (C)

30.They Came Together (C)

29.Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (C+) 

28.Night at the Museum (B-)

27.Ghostbusters: Afterlife (B-)

26.Wanderlust (B-)

25.Death of a Unicorn (B-)

24.Our Idiot Brother (B-)

23.Reno 911!: Miami (B)

22.Ant-Man and the Wasp (B)

21.Dinner for Schmucks (B)

20.This is 40 (B)

19.Ant-Man (B)

18.Captain America: Civil War (B)

17.The Fundamentals of Caring (B)

16.Role Models (B)

15.Clueless (B)

14.Sausage Party (B+)

13.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (B+)

12.Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (B+)

11.The Perks of Being a Wallflower (B+)

10.Forgetting Sarah Marshall (B+)

9.I Love You, Man (B+)

8.Avengers: Endgame (A-)

7.Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (A-)

6.Knocked Up (A)

5.Wet Hot American Summer (A)

4.This is the End (A)

3.Friendship (A)

2.The 40-Year-Old Virgin (A+)

1.Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (A+)

Top Dog: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

It's been almost 21-and-a-half years since Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy was released in theaters and there's still very little in the world of entertainment that has ever made me laugh as hard. Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Rudd, Steve Carrell, David Koecher and Fred Willard are all on fire here as they glide through this stupid, absurdist world with almost superhuman ease and palpable glee. The day that this shit stops being laugh-out-loud funny is a day that I don't want to experience. 

Bottom Feeder: Year One (2009)

Harold Ramis was a man who wore a lot of hats over the course of his career in film, but aside from being a Ghostbuster, directing is what he's recognized most for. It's not difficult to deduce why this is the case as his directorial filmography features several beloved comedy gems including Groundhog Day, National Lampoon's Vacation and Caddyshack. Unfortunately, the last film Ramis directed before his passing in 2014 served as an unfortunate sour closing note to his impressive career. Year One is one of those comedies where the jokes are lobbed up with regularity and land with a thud 95+% of the time. Despite its disheartening failure, the idea of a comedy spoofing the Book of Genesis has potential and perhaps some brave, talented soul in the future will be able to crack it.

Most Underrated: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)

Another opportunity to defend Anchorman?!? Merry Christmas to me!!! In all seriousness, I've never understood the hate towards this movie. While it's not on the level of the original (nor was it ever going to be), it's still full of incredible bits (this one is my favorite) and the cast does a terrific job of returning to the manic absurdist rhythm that made the original so special. 

Most Overrated: Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)

Speaking of Ramis, the morally dubious VFX recreation of him actually didn't factor into why I selected Afterlife. My issues with this movie can largely be chalked up to not being all that moved by the parade of fan service Jason Reitman trots out during this movie and the charming performances from McKenna Grace, Carrie Coon and Rudd are really the only reason I was able to have any sort of fun watching this. Reitman's efforts worked like a charm though as Afterlife was a hit that Ghostbusters went feral over and that's precisely why he's making movies and I'm criticizing his work on a blog right now. At least it delivers a coherent plot and doesn't feel overstuffed with characters, which is more than can be said for its sequel Frozen Empire.

Friday, December 19, 2025

Movie Review: Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)


The legacy of slasher cult classic Silent Night, Deadly Night can be boiled down to a couple of things: 1. The 1984 original got pulled from theaters shortly after its was released after widespread backlash surrounding its protagonist Billy Chapman going around killing people while dressed as Santa. 2.This mesmerizing clip from the 1987 sequel that racked up millions of views during the early days of YouTube 19 years ago. As unimpressive as that resume sounds for a slasher movie that was released during the same window of time as A Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th, Silent Night, Deadly Night spawned a 5-film franchise that ran through 1991 as well as a 2012 remake from low budget action/horror titan Steven C. Miller entitled Silent Night. Now, a second remake of the 1984 original from writer/director Mike P. Nelson (Wrong Turn remake, The Domestics) has arrived on the scene with the very inventive title of Silent Night, Deadly Night.

Nelson's take on the film takes the general premise of Billy Chapman killing people in a Santa suit (Halloween Ends star Rohan Campbell steps into the axe-wielding Saint Nick role this time around) and gives it a pretty drastic, freaky remix. What exactly do I mean by that? Well, I'm not going to spoil all of the specifics here (it's easy enough to find that information elsewhere if you want to find out), Chapman is portrayed as an antihero with a strict moral compass that dictates who he kills around the holidays and there are both supernatural and romantic elements present in the story. These changes are absolutely going to lose some people for a host of reasons, and I'd love to hear some reactions from people who weren't aware of the crazier elements of the plot going in. 

After a bit of a clunky start where Chapman's tragic backstory of witnessing his parents get murdered on Christmas Eve as a child is explored, I was able to get onboard with Nelson's vision. As deeply silly as the vast majority of Silent Night, Deadly Night is, there's a lot of ingenuity on display that gives it a unique personality, and the blending of its sweet and nasty elements is pretty smooth, particularly during the final act where Campbell and co-lead Ruby Modine really get to explore the emotional complexity of their characters. Nelson's ability to deliver a collection of memorable kills (budgetary constraints could be to blame for that as there's an emphasis on showing off the practical gore effects over constructing elaborate slasher sequences) isn't on par with his narrative ambition or ability to build suspense in other key moments, but putting less thought into how the people on the receiving end of Billy's axe go out in favor of being the rare remake in this classic horror subgenre that's willing to experiment with its source material is a totally fine trade-off. Time will tell whether or not this Silent Night, Deadly Night is able to become a mainstay in the Christmas horror movie rotation, but I'm confident that there will be some sickos out there that will fall madly in love with Nelson's wacky, sadistic and surprisingly warm movie.              

Grade: B-