Thursday, August 14, 2025

2024 in Music: Revisited

Around 9 PM EST last night, I was copying and pasting my final 2024 in Music rankings from January in preparation for this piece when I realized something kind of embarrassing: I've only listened to a pair of 2024 releases since that list was published. Ironically, these releases were an LP and an EP that I listened to back-to-back for the first time on the same night in early February. While I did briefly consider postponing this piece by a week or two in order to pump that total up to at least 4 or 5, I felt that would be disingenuous and elected to just own the fact that I barely checked out any additional 2024 releases over the past 7 months.

The good news is that the lack of new entries on the list didn't prevent movement from occurring. While there wasn't a significant amount of seismic shifts in either direction, getting to spend more time with some late year releases including SZA's Lana, Poppy's Negative Spaces and Blood Incantation's Absolute Elsewhere did make a real impact. Below, you'll find an updated worst to best ranking of every 2024 EP and LP I've heard complete with grades. Hope you enjoy and be sure to check back for the movie edition of this piece later this month.    

()=Ranking on 2024 year-end list

EP's: 

9.(8) Corpse Pile-Hardgore Deathmetal (B-)

8.(7) Big Ass Truck-Big Ass Demo (B)

7.(6) Frontierer-The Skull Burned Wearing Hell Like a Life Vest as the Night Wept (B)

6.(5) Disembodied Tyrant-The Tower: Part One (B)

5.(new) No Cure-I Hope I Die Here (B)

4.(4) Tove Lo and SG Lewis-Heat (B)

3.(3) Unearth-Bask in the Blood of Our Demons (B+)

2.(2) Counterparts-Heaven Let Them Die (B+)

1.(1) Greyhaven-Stereo Grief (B+)

LP's:

104.(103) Taylor Swift-The Tortured Poets Department (D+)

103.(102) Maya Hawke-Chaos Angel (C-)

102.(101) Ice Spice-Y2K! (C)

101.(100) Glass Animals-I Love You So F***ing Much (C)

100.(99) The Ghost Inside-Searching for Solace (C)

99.(98) Alkaline Trio-Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs (C)

98.(97) Left to Suffer-Leap of Death (C)

97.(96) GloRilla-Glorious (C)

96.(95) Normani-Dopamine (C)

95.(94) Sum 41-Heaven :x: Hell (C)

94.(93) Clairo-Charm (C)

93.(92) 21 Savage-american dream (C+)

92.(91) Don Toliver-Hardstone Psycho (C+)

91.(90) Gatecreeper-Dark Superstition (C+)

90.(89) Vomit Forth-Terrified of God (C+)

89.(88) Melt-Banana-3+5 (C+)

88.(87) Tinashe-Quantum Baby (C+)

87.(86) Megan Thee Stallion-Megan (B-)

86.(85) Neck Deep-Neck Deep (B-)

85.(84) Linkin Park-From Zero (B-)

84.(83) Make Them Suffer-Make Them Suffer (B-)

83.(82) Body Count-Merciless (B-)

82.(81) Michael Kiwanuka-Small Changes (B-)

81.(80) Kacey Musgraves-Deeper Well (B-)

80.(79) IDLES-TANGK (B-)

79.(78) While She Sleeps-Self Hell (B-)

78.(77) Party Cannon-Injuries Are Inevitable (B-)

77.(76) nJohnny Blue Skies (Sturgill Simpson)-Passage du desir (B-)

76.(75) Mk.gee-Two Star & the Dream Police (B-)

75.(74) Four Year Strong-Analysis Paralysis (B-)

74.(73) Beyonce-Cowboy Carter (B-)

73.(72) Zach Bryan-The Great American Bar Scene (B-)

72.(71) Speed-Only One Mode (B-)

71.(70) Wage War-STIGMA (B-)

70.(68) Future-Mixtape Pluto (B-)

69.(67) Spectral Wound-Songs of Blood and Mire (B-)

68.(66) Chat Pile-Cool World (B-)

67.(69) Ariana Grande-Eternal Sunshine (B-)

66.(65) Maggie Rogers-Don't Forget Me (B-)

65.(64) Childish Gambino-Bando Stone and the New World (B-)

64.(63) Halsey-The Great Impersonator (B-)

63.(62) Darkest Hour-Perpetual|Terminal (B)

62.(61) Defeated Sanity-Chronicles of Lunacy (B)

61.(60) Vampire Weekend-Only God Was Above Us (B)

60.(59) Future and Metro Boomin-WE DON'T TRUST YOU (B)

59.(58) Dealer-New Order of Mind (B)

58.(57) Tommy Richman-Coyote (B)

57.(56) Touche Amore-Spiral in a Straight Line (B)

56.(55) Fleshgod Apocalypse-Opera (B)

55.(54) Magdalena Bay-Imaginal Disk (B)

54.(53) Underneath-From the Gut of Gaia (B)

53.(52) Action Bronson-Johan Sebastian Bachlava the Doctor (B)

52.(51) Anciients-Beyond the Reach of the Sun (B)

51.(49) Chelsea Wolfe-She Reaches Out to She Reaches Out to She (B)

50.(48) Vale of Pnath-Between the Worlds of Life and Death (B)

49.(47) The Smile-Cutouts (B)

48.(45) Many Eyes-The Light Age (B)

47.(46) Fit for an Autopsy-The Nothing That Is (B)

46.(50) Intervals-Memory Palace (B)

45.(44) The Story So Far-I Want to Disappear (B)

44.(43) Foreign Hands-What's Left Unsaid (B)

43.(42) Kali Uchis-Orquideas (B)

42.(38) Bring Me the Horizon-Post Human: NeX Gen (B)

41.(40) Sabrina Carpenter-Short n'Sweet

40.(41) Kublai Khan TX-Exhibition of Forgiveness (B)

39.(37) NxWorries-Why Lawd? (B)

38.(36) Dark Tranquility-Endtime Signals (B)

37.(35) BRAT-Social Grace (B)

36.(34) Candy-It's Inside You (B)

35.(33) The Smile-Wall of Eyes (B)

34.(32) Wristmeetrazor-Degeneration (B)

33.(31) Dissimulator-Lower Form Resistance (B)

32.(30) PeelingFlesh-The G Code (B)

31.(29) Nile-The Underworld Awaits Us All (B)

30.(27) Tyler, the Creator-CHROMAKOPIA (B)

29.(28) Dua Lipa-Radical Optimism (B)

28.(26) Alpha Wolf-Half Living Things (B)

27.(25) Vince Staples-Dark Times (B)

26.(new) Doechii-Alligator Bites Never Heal (B)

25.(24) Billie Eilish-HIT ME HARD AND SOFT (B)

24.(23) ScHoolboy Q-Blue Lips (B)

23.(39) SZA-Lana (B)

22.(22) JPEGMAFIA-I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU (B)

21.(20) High on Fire-Cometh the Storm (B+)

20.(19) Boundaries-Death is Little More (B+)

19.(18) Within the Ruins-Phenomena II (B+)

18.(16) Jack White-No Name (B+)

17.(15) The Black Dahlia Murder-Servitude (B+)

16.(21) Poppy-Negative Spaces (B+)

15.(14) Denzel Curry-King of the Mischievous South Vol.2 (B+)

14.(13) Judas Priest-Invincible Shield (B+)

13.(17) Blood Incantation-Absolute Elsewhere (B+)

12.(12) Kendrick Lamar-GNX (B+)

11.(10) Ripped to Shreds-Sanshi (B+)

10.(9) Undeath-More Insane (B+)

9.(11) Remi Wolf-Big Ideas (B+)

8.(8) Charli XCX-Brat (B+)

7.(5) Job for a Cowboy-Moon Healer (B+)

6.(6) King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard-Flight b741 (B+)

5.(7) SeeYouSpaceCowboy...-Coup de Grace (B+)

4.(4) 200 Stab Wounds-Manual Manic Procedures (A-)

3.(3) St.Vincent-All Born Screaming (A-)

2.(2) Better Lovers-Highly Irresponsible (A)

1.(1) Knocked Loose-You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To (A)

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

RZA Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of RZA-whose latest project "Nobody 2" releases in theaters tomorrow.  

RZA's Filmography Ranked:

15.Mr. Right (C)

14.Minions: The Rise of Gru (C+)

13.G.I. Joe: Retaliation (B-)

12.A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (B-)

11.The Dead Don't Die (B-)

10.Repo Men (B)

9.The Man with the Iron Fists (B)

8.Brick Mansions (B)

7.Due Date (B)

6.Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samauri (B)

5.Problemista (B)

4.Funny People (B+)

3.Nobody (A-)

2.American Gangster (A-)

1.Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (A)

Top Dog: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)

A note perfect parody of the artist-commissioned music documentaries that were trendy in the early 2010's (Katy Perry: Part of Me, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, ) along with being one of the only times that a project has properly utilized the immense comedic gifts of Tim Meadows, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is a relentlessly hilarious piece of work that holds up beautifully on repeat watches. I really hope that this won't end up being the last time The Lonely Island gets a chance to make a movie together.

Bottom Feeder: Mr. Right (2016)

Shortly before Max Landis was exiled to the hole he belongs in, the most baffling misfire of his writing career was released into the world. Mr. Right pairs a great premise (a romcom about a cheery woman who unknowingly starts dating a prolific assassin and is forced to go on the run with him after they end up in the crosshairs of one of his old targets) with a likable pair of leads (Sam Rockwell, Anna Kendrick) and yet, the movie just never quite comes together. The genre-mixing is a bit clunky, the jokes aren't all that funny most of the time and the chemistry between Rockwell and Kendrick just isn't strong enough to sell this whirlwind story.  

Most Underrated: Funny People (2009)

Funny People is a movie that I hadn't thought much about over the last 15 years until I rewatched last month ahead of doing a piece on Adam Sandler to coincide with the release of Happy Gilmore 2. Now, I'm writing about it for the 2nd time in the last 3 weeks. Man, the movies are something else! While it's a more flawed film than the beloved pair of features (The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up) that kicked off Judd Apatow's directorial career, Funny People is still a very funny, deeply human movie that features one of the finest performances Sandler has ever given. It also marked the first time that the world was introduced to the scene-stealing gifts of Aubrey Plaza, which certain people would argue is the true enduring legacy of Funny People (I'm certain people).         

Most Overrated: None

Initially, I put A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas here. Then, I quickly realized that was ridiculous as pretty much nobody fawns over this movie and my primary gripes with it lie in the completely different realm of crushing disappointment (what can I say, I loved the first two Harold and Kumar movies when I was a teenager). Anyways, there's no real replacement for it in RZA's relatively small filmography as I love American Gangster and Nobody and feel Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samauri is a really unique movie that is completely worthy of its cult status. 

Tuesday, August 12, 2025

2025 NFL Preview: AFC South

Houston Texans

2024 Record: 10-7 (1st in AFC South)

Head Coach: DeMeco Ryans (3rd season)

Notable Additions: T Cam Robinson, S C.J. Gardner-Johnson, WR Christian Kirk

Notable Departures: T Laremy Tunsil, WR Stefon Diggs, G Kenyon Green

Biggest Reason for Excitement: They Still Have the Steadiest Situation in Their Division

Not too long ago, the AFC South was the most closely contested division in the NFL. Hell, it was only 2 years ago when the Texans and Colts squared off for the division title in Week 18. Heading into 2025, that's no longer the case. The Titans are full blown rebuilding, the Jaguars just hired a new coach with the hopes of at least getting back to where they were in 2022, and the Colts are in danger of falling apart at any moment as Shane Steichen is firmly on the hot seat with a QB situation that is among the ugliest in the league. All of this uncertainty and hoping for a brighter future among their peers puts the 2x reigning AFC South champs Texans firmly in the driver's seat to extend their division winning streak to 3. They know who their quarterback is, have a coach that appears set to be around for, a solid group of young talent that they've locked down for the future and most importantly, have won a playoff game in each of the past 2 seasons. They did make a change at offensive coordinator in the offseason, replacing Bobby Slowik-who had a relatively lackluster 2024 campaign-with ex-Patriots/Rams assistant Nick Caley, but that's a minor question mark compared to the ones the other teams in this division are facing at the moment. The strong foundation and competency that they miraculously developed after a home run of a draft and the hiring of DeMeco Ryans in 2023 has made them the envy of the division and provided a blueprint that the other 3 teams will hope to be following ASAP.       

Biggest Reason for Concern: Offensive Line

Much has been made of the sophomore slump that C.J. Stroud fell into last season and for good reason, it was the kind of notable decline that nobody expects to see from a young QB who looked like he had the makings of a franchise guy as a rookie. His pick total more than doubled (5 to 12) while his passing YD (4,108 to 3,727) and TD totals dropped (23 to 20) despite playing a full 17-game slate, which is something he failed to do as a rookie after missing 2 games with a concussion. What these stats don't tell you is that the primary cause of these across-the-board regressions in year #2 was the weaker offensive line play Stroud endured. He was sacked a whopping 52 times across those 17 games (up from 38 in 2023) and the increased INT total is absolutely correlated with the weaker pass protection that caused him to force more throws downfield.

What's equally baffling and concerning is how the Texans went about addressing their offensive line problems in this offseason. Shortly before agency started, they sent some shockwaves through the league when they shipped longtime LT Laremy Tunsil to the Commanders. Tunsil was the sole great lineman Stroud had in front of him last season and at age 31, he's still in the middle of his prime. On top of that, Tunsil has 2 years left on a deal that will pay him roughly $20 million per season-which is pretty reasonable for a player of his caliber. Whatever reason the front office provided for dealing him away isn't a good one as cutting ties with a reliable veteran left tackle who just so happens to be one of the best pass protectors in football is inexcusable, especially give the state of their line on the whole.

Moving on to the guys that will be in Houston in 2025, there's not much to be encouraged about. Unsurprisingly, they hit free agency to find Tunsil's replacement and after Ronnie Stanley returned to the Ravens, they were forced to settle for Cam Robinson. What makes this movie particularly amusing is that they know exactly the kind of player Robinson is after facing him in Jacksonville for nearly 8 seasons (the Vikings acquired Robinson and his expiring contract at the trade deadline last season after their franchise left tackle Christian Darrisaw went down for the year with a knee injury). He's about as average-to-below average as they come in terms of long-term starters at the position in the league right now and is prone to getting demolished when he faces particularly aggressive rushes (just look at what the Rams did to him in that Wild Card game in January....). The fact that they only signed Robinson to a 1-year deal doesn't do much to inspire confidence that they view him as anything other than a desperation veteran stopgap option to hold them over until they attempt to land a serious replacement for Tunsil next season.

The other new starter they found in free agency was Laken Tomlinson. The 33-year-old who was selected by the Lions in the 1st round of the 2015 Draft attempted to redeem himself with the Seahawks last season after a disastrous 2-year stint with the Jets didn't go quite as well as he hoped it would as he ended up being only marginally better there than he was during his unproductive time in Easter Rutherford. Expecting him to be anything better than average thi season wouldn't be advisable. 

The 3rd and final new starter the Texans have on their offensive line this season is rookie right Aireontae Ersery. Ersery was the 2nd of the pair of 2nd round selections the team made after electing to trade out of the 1st round when the Giants came calling with an offer that handed them a pair of Day 2 picks in exchange for the honor of drafting Jaxson Dart. At an imposing 6'6, 331 lbs, he's set to be one of the biggest offensive linemen in the league right away. Unfortunately, he also happens to belong to the increasingly large genre of young offensive lineman whose skills are exclusively being huge and athletic. Ersery's technique is some of the roughest you'll see from any lineman that makes it to the NFL, and it would be a very pleasant surprise if this developmental prospect was able to put it even somewhat together as a rookie.

Oddly enough, the two returning starters may also end up being the best players they have on the line. Tytus Howard-who is kicking back inside to right guard after handling right tackle duties last season-is coming off a decent year where he showed considerable improvement as a pass protector (4 sacks allowed) and while he was largely average on the whole, Jarrett Patterson showed some promise as a center in his 9 starts a year ago. Even if both of them were able to play at least as well as they did in 2024, it's hard to have much confidence that this group as currently constituted will be any better than the group they had a year ago that contributed to the disruption of Stroud's development.            

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Finding a Way to Elevate to the True Contending Tier of the AFC

Back-to-back 10-7 seasons have been a nice start to the DeMeco Ryans-era in Houston. Both seasons have had an element of pleasant surprise to them as nobody expected their rebuilding efforts to lead to wins so quickly in 2023 or for them to be able to overcome the challenges they faced in a less rosy 2024 campaign to obliterate a heavily favored Chargers team in the Wild Card Round. As nice of a story as these past 2 seasons have been, this team is now in a position where they have to start aiming higher to continue on their upward climb under Ryans. For this season, that means taking the next step to join the conference's small class of heavy-hitters (Chiefs, Bills, Ravens). 

Advancing to this next level will be tough. Having a 3rd year quarterback trying to bounce back from a disappointing season with a new OC and potentially shaky offensive line along with several key veterans battling injuries (Joe Mixon, Folorunso Fatukasi, Denico Autry, Jimmie Ward, newly acquired safety C.J. Gardener-Johnson) that have held them out of camp isn't a great place to start from. However, their defense is sneaky good-especially in their young secondary led by reigning league INT leader Derek Stingley Jr., their pass-catchers (Nico Collins, free agent pickup Christian Kirk, rookie Jayden Higgins, Dalton Schultz) are pretty dynamic playmakers even with the expected season-long absence of Tank Dell as he recovers from the massive knee injury he suffered late last season against the Chiefs and Stroud is absolutely talented enough to not only get back on track, but take a notable leap forward this season. Advancing past the Divisional Round won't be a stretch at all if everything comes together for them.    

Bottom Line:

While their ceiling is largely dependent on how their new look offense comes together, their floor feels safe and I fully expect them to win this division for the 3rd straight season.

Indianapolis Colts 

2024 Record: 8-9 (2nd in AFC South)

Head Coach: Shane Steichen (3rd season)

Notable Additions: CB Charvarius Ward, S Camryn Bynum, QB Daniel Jones

Notable Departures: G Will Fries, C Ryan Kelly, QB Joe Flacco

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Secondary Additions

Over the last couple of seasons, the list of consistently reliable members of the Colts secondary has been limited to slot corner Kenny Moore. After being stuck in somewhat of a holding pattern during this time, GM Chris Ballard decided to make big investments in the group this season with the hopes of putting a stop to their poor fortunes of late. The pair of big additions they landed were Charvarius Ward and Cam Bynum. Ward is coming off an underwhelming 2024 season that was presumably mostly caused by the grief he was enduring following the death of his infant daughter last October but was a top 10 corner in the league from 2021-23 and has a good chance of returning to his top-tier form in Indy. Bynum is a bit less of a proven commodity as he's only had 1 great season in the pros (2023) and has otherwise been pretty average. That being said, he's steady enough in coverage to at least be a serviceable starter and at 27, still has room to grow as a player.

Considering the strides that Nick Cross and Jaylon Jones made alongside Moore last season, Ward and Bynum could prove to be the missing pieces that elevate this secondary out of the basement (they finished 26th against the pass in 2024) and back to something that resembled that the near top 10 form they were at in 2022. With Shane Steichen's job security in limbo and their offense appearing to be a confounding mystery that nobody is excited about at the moment, the emergence of their secondary would serve as a much-needed boost for an operation that has (rightfully) been very on edge of late.        

Biggest Reason for Concern: Quarterback

Year #2 of the Anthony Richardson experiment in Indy didn't do anything to ease the litany of fears that many have had about him since he was drafted 4th overall in 2023. If anything, his 2024 season only cast more doubt on his ability to be a starting quarterback in the NFL. The most impressive lowlights of his dismal 2024 campaign were as follows: 

-One of the most stunningly low completion percentages you'll ever see in the NFL (47.7% in 11 starts),

-12 INT's and 3 lost fumbles plus an additional 6 fumbles that didn't result in a giveaway. 

-Being benched for Joe Flacco for 2 weeks following an incident where he checked himself out of their Week 8 game against the Texans because "he needed a breather"

- As we've come to expect from a guy who runs with a disregard for his physical wellbeing that would make even Cam Newton wince, he missed 4 games with oblique/back injuries. 

2025 has gotten off to a similarly hot start on the injury front at least as Richardson missed mandatory minicamp in June with a shoulder ailment and left last week's preseason opener with a finger injury. While Richardson's youth (he just turned 23 in May) paired with his borderline unprecedented inexperience for an NFL starting quarterback (he's only started 28 games since graduating high school in 2019), high draft status and elite physical tools will continue to earn him opportunities to play in this league for the foreseeable future, it's really hard to envision a scenario where the Colts give him the opportunity to be their starting quarterback beyond this season if he goes out there and struggles/gets dinged up again.

Succeeding Flacco as Richardson's mentor/serious threat to take the starting job away from him is none other than Daniel Jones. Nothing says things are going great at quarterback like electing to bring in the guy who got released by the Giants mid-season less than 12 months ago. Confirmed QB guru Kevin O'Connell electing to take a look at him for a bit last year made sense given what he's done with Josh Dobbs and Sam Darnold since taking over in Minnesota. Having Jones work with Shane Steichen-whose finest accomplishment on the QB development front as a head coach so far is getting enough out of Gardner Minshew in 2023 to earn him another crack at starting elsewhere in 2024 (spoiler alert: it didn't go well!)-does not. There's nothing about Jones' below average game manager with a little bit of rushing ability profile that suggests that there's something great about his game that's yet to be unlocked and the only thing he brings to the table that Richardson doesn't is the ability to complete passes at a higher clip than 47.7%. The increasing likelihood that he will be starting early in the season, possibly even in Week 1, should alarm everybody in this organization and only increases the already pretty high odds that this season will be Steichen's final one with the Colts.

Unless 3rd string rookie Riley Leonard-who wasn't exactly a coveted prospect coming out of Notre Dame-proves to be the answer to this dilemma that nobody expected, quarterback will once again be the albatross that sinks this team. Every single season following Phillip Rivers' passable 1-year run as the starter before his retirement has been nothing but nightmares with different protagonists (aside from the characters that have been mentioned above, nobody should forget the Carson Wentz run in 2021 and the Matt Ryan/Sam Ehlinger/Nick Foles run in 2022 that ultimately cost Frank Reich his job) at this position and there's just no way that everyone that's within the orbit of this organization doesn't regularly stop to mourn about what could've been had Andrew Luck not been forced to retire at age 29.  

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Notable Improvement on Defense

The firing that Gus Bradley had remarkably avoided following the 2023 season came for him this offseason after posting a 3rd straight bottom 10 finish in scoring defense (at least he avoided a 3rd straight finish at #28 by getting them up to #24 last season!!!). Despite Steichen's very shaky job security heading into 2025, they were able to nab one of the buzzier names on the DC market in Lou Anarumo. While his performance with the Bengals-particularly over the past 2 seasons-left a lot to be a desired, he did have a couple of successful seasons there (2021, 2022) that made enough of an impression on people that he was able to land multiple head coaching interviews.

The hope here is that the Bengals woes over the past 2 seasons that got Anarumo axed were due to lack of a lack of talent and not his coaching. On paper at least, he does have a considerably deeper talent pool to work with here than he did with the Bengals. In addition to the secondary that I ran through earlier, they have a pair of proven stalwarts on the interior defensive line in DeForest Buckner and Grover Stewart, an edge rusher rotation of varying experience levels that has a nice mix of power and speed (Kwity Paye, Laitu Latu, Samson Ebukam, Tyquan Lewis, rookie JT Tuimolau) and a starting inside linebacker in Zaire Franklin that is capable of racking up tackles. Frankly, the only obvious question mark that exists is at the second inside linebacker spot where career special teamer Cameron McGrone is currently slotted to become a starter for the first time in his career (if he does indeed log a start in Week 1, that will be the 1st game that he's done so in during his 4 NFL seasons). This level of balance and experience opens the door for this group to make a notable improvement. We're just going to have to wait and see if Anarumo is capable of returning to his solid form from earlier this decade after back-to-back brutal showings from units he oversaw.       

Bottom Line:

While it wouldn't be a complete shock if they returned to the middling-to-decent form they've displayed over the past 2 seasons under Steichen, I'm currently getting the feeling that an ugly collapse from a coaching staff that's hanging on by a thread that mirrors what happened with the Jaguars last season is in the cards for the 2025 Colts.

Jacksonville Jaguars

2024 Record: 4-13 (3rd in AFC South)

Head Coach: Liam Coen (1st season)

Notable Additions: G Patrick Mekari, C Robert Hainsey, CB Jourdan Lewis

Notable Departures: WR Christian Kirk, S Andre Cisco, TE Evan Engram

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Drafting Travis Hunter

There were whispers in the hours leading up to the start of the NFL Draft in late April that the Jaguars were intent on making a splash. They did just that very early on in the evening when they traded up from #5 to #2 to select two-way phenom and 2024 Heisman Trophy Winner Travis Hunter. Here's the reality of the situation: It's hard to tell right now if Hunter to what degree he'll being doing that in the pros (on the current depth chart, he's listed as the starting slot receiver and the backup to 2nd year pro Jarrian Jones at left outside corner) or just how good he can be at either position at this level. What we do know is that Hunter has the potential to be a really special player that is unlike anyone currently in the league and brings some needed juice to a roster that arguably only has 1 established star (Josh Hines-Allen) and 1 potentially great young player (Brian Thomas Jr.) currently on it. Optimism and excitement for the future aren't things that are associated with the Jaguars right now, but Hunter's presence here brings a glimmer of both to the table and that's an invaluable service to provide, particularly for one of the most tortured fanbases in the league.     

Biggest Reason for Concern: The Possibility That They're Letting Trevor Lawrence Waste Away

Anybody who has been stuck in a football discussion with me over the past few years knows that I'm not a big Trevor Lawrence fan. To say he hasn't lived up to the consensus pre-draft hype that labeled him as a generational talent that was the best QB prospect since Andrew Luck is an understatement. I honestly don't think he's shown a single special trait during his initial 4 seasons in the league and has continued to have his reputation elevated as a result of him winning a national championship during his true freshman season at Clemson. That being said, I also think Lawrence is good enough to be an NFL starter and part of the reason he's had so little success in the pros is the shit situation he finds himself in with the Jags.

Lawrence got thrown into the fecal deep end right away when he had the pleasure of starting his pro career with the historic trainwreck that was the Urban Meyer's brief tenure in Jacksonville. No group of players on the planet could win in that type of environment and you can't fault a rookie QB for eating shit in an environment that features such high levels of chaos and ineptitude. Doug Pederson's tenure with the team started out fine enough with a playoff berth and Wild Card Round Win over the Chargers in 2022, but quickly fizzled out when they missed the playoffs in 2023 after losing 5 of their last 6 games and put together an ugly 4-13 campaign last season that featured 9 losses by 5 points or less. Bad coaching and deeply flawed rosters have been the dominant theme since Lawrence arrived in Florida's biggest city in the spring of 2021. Now, it's up to the new team of HC Liam Coen and GM James Gladstone-who ended up with this gag after the team hilariously fired longtime GM Trent Baalke after several potential head coaching candidates expressing their disinterest in working with (word is that Coen initially declined this job and had intended to return to his role as Bucs OC, but decided to reverse course once owner Shad Khan told him he shitcanned Baalke) to try and buck this alarming trend. Can they do it? Beats me. Coen is a complete mystery given his spotty track record as a coordinator and relative lack of NFL experience (more on that shortly) and while Gladstone worked under Rams GM Les Snead in the same department that produced Lions GM Brad Holmes, he's a whippersnapper at 34 and expecting him to be the next Holmes is equally unfair and absurd at this point in time. 

One thing that is certain right now is that the Jags roster pretty much fucking stinks. The offensive line is hanging its improvement hopes on notably average ex-Ravens guard Patrick Mekari and center Robert Hainsey-who started 1 game last season after losing his starting job with the Bucs to rookie Graham Barton,  the secondary-particularly at safety-doesn't appear set to be much better than they were a year ago when they ranked dead last in the league in pass D and the front 7 that got completely manhandled run game a year ago is completely unchanged. With Lawrence entering year #5 and turning 26 in early October, how could anybody view this situation as acceptable? This is the point of his journey where the team is supposed to be rounding into a contender and yet, he's out her sniffing around the bottom of the league with a bunch of teams that either have super young QB's (Titans, Bears, Panthers) or lack an established starter (Browns, Giants, Jets). We're now at the point where you have to seriously question whether or not the Jaguars are wasting his ability and if the Jaguars eat shit again in 2025, they'll be inching closer to the answer being "yes".             

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Liam Coen Establishing Himself as a Solid HC

One of the bigger surprises of last season was the positive effect Liam Coen had on the Bucs offense. Coen had spent his recent history prior to 2024 bouncing between being an assistant on Sean McVay's staff with the Rams and serving as the OC at Kentucky without finding much success at either (he famously returned to Kentucky in 2023 after serving as Rams OC during the 2022 season when Matthew Stafford got hurt and they went 5-12), so it was pretty surprising to see him do a much better job than Dave Canales did the prior season. Baker Mayfield found his purest form as a successful gunslinger-setting new career highs in passing YDS (4,500), TD's (41) and CMP% (71.4) while also leading the league in INT's thrown (16), a potent RB tandem was formed with rookie Bucky Irving and Rachaad White-which gave them the 4th ranked rushing offense in the league just 1 year after they ranked 32nd and Coen rose their PPG by 9 full points from their 2023 total of 20.3-which elevated them from 20th to 4th in the scoring offense rankings. That level of massive improvement with very little roster turnover made Coen a hot head coaching candidate and like Canales the year before, he ended up landing a gig that people didn't expect him to take for a team that's currently very embattled. 

Right now, Coen's prospects as a HC are very hard to gauge. Nobody knows if his impeccable work last season was a flash in the pan or merely a sign that he's finally ready to coach in the pros. Although his infamous opening press conference didn't inspire conference, an awkward moment in front of the media ultimately won't dictate his ability to lead a room (just ask Super Bowl-winning coach Nick Sirianni who started his tenure with the Eagles with this bumbling gem). His McVay ties are appealing and all, but that doesn't mean he's primed to become the next Kevin O'Connell, Matt LaFluer or even Zac Taylor. He could flame out, win coach of the year or land anywhere be these two extremes. I have no guess on what he's going to do this year, which is kind of embarrassing but I also don't want to sit here and just pull in an opinion out of my ass after I pooped out a whole nonsense paragraph trying to articulate some of the reasons why I'm unsure how Coen will fare in this gig.

Convoluted word salad aside, Coen could very well elevate this seemingly hopeless team. He's a pretty young fella (he turns 40 in November) who seems capable of connecting with the guys in this locker room and turning around an offense that had its share of issues in short order by overhauling the rushing attack and putting the QB in a spot to become both more accurate and more aggressive. This division is begging for somebody to rise up and challenge the Texans and Coen could put the Jags in that spot if he does a solid enough job in his 1st season. 

Bottom Line:

While I'm conflicted on whether or not Liam Coen will become a good head coach, I don't think this team is talented enough (especially on defense) to make waves in 2025 regardless.

Tennessee Titans

2024 Record: 3-14 (4th in AFC South)

Head Coach: Brian Callahan (2nd season)

Notable Additions: G Kevin Zeitler, T Dan Moore Jr., WR Tyler Lockett

Notable Departures: OLB Harold Landry, P Ryan Stonehouse, WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine

Biggest Reason for Excitement: 2025 Probably Won't Be as Ugly as 2024

2024 was not the bright start to a new chapter that the Titans hoped it would be. Their scoring offense and defenses ranked in the bottom 6 in the league (27th and 30th respectively). They led the league in giveaways with an astonishing 31 (they forced 16 takeaways, which gave them an eye-popping turnover margin of -15).  Brian Callahan sounded like he wanted to kill Will Levis with his bare hands every time he got up to the podium after a loss that was caused by Levis' cartoonish recklessness. Derrick Henry had arguably of the best season of his career in another uniform. Their rewards are all of their suffering was falling ass backwards into the #1 pick after the Giants and Patriots both won games they probably didn't want to win in the final 2 weeks of the regular season. This of course led to the selection of Cam Ward and Ward's arrival paired with the obligatory additions of trusted vets such as Kevin Zeitler, Xavier Woods, Cody Barton and Tyler Lockett to support their new QB indicate that brighter days are indeed ahead for Nashville's gridiron team. Now, does this mean they're going to be good? Absolutely not. This roster is still very much a work in progress and nothing Callahan did last year screamed "wow, this guy can coach!". But 2025 probably won't be as ugly as 2024 and that's precisely the step forward they need to advance their rebuilding efforts.   

Biggest Reason for Concern: Offensive Line

As I alluded to above, a key part of the Titans efforts to build around Ward was to continue their serious investment in offensive line that started last season when Callahan arrived (they have a new GM in former Chiefs assistant GM Mike Borgonzi after firing Ran Carthon in January after just 2 seasons on the job). They ended up with a pair of new starters in left guard Kevin Zeitler and left tackle Dan Moore Jr. Zeitler was a solid pickup that's been a good-to-great player his whole career, although I'm completely puzzled why he'd want to spend his age-35 season on a rebuilding team opposed to a contender like the ones he's played for recently (2021-23 Ravens, 2024 Lions). Moore Jr. is a different story entirely. Unlike Zeitler-whose on a 1-year deal, Moore Jr. is hoped to be a long-term fixture with the Titans after signing a whopping 4 year/$82 mil deal ($50 mil guaranteed) in free agency. This move reeks more of wishful thinking and desperation for a steady LT above anything else as Moore Jr. was a below average player throughout his tenure for the Steelers who they had no intention of keeping the fold after his rookie contract expired at the end of last season. In fact, Moore Jr. only ended up returning to the Steelers starting lineup last season after rookie Troy Fautanu broke his kneecap at practice in between weeks 2 and 3 and their current LT Braxton Jones was forced to move back over to the right side. His return to the starting lineup wasn't a great one as he allowed a league-high 12 sacks and continued to be an average-ish run blocker in their run-driven scheme. Tasking a player of Moore's caliber to be the long-term OL anchor for a team with a young QB is a really risky proposition that could play a key role in dooming Ward's development if it backfires.

What makes these moves particularly scrutiny inducing is that they don't really move the needle much for a group that was pretty damn bad a season ago. Lloyd Cushenberry made an early case for his great 2023 with the Broncos being nothing but a contract year mirage as he graded out (55.4 overall PFF grad) as one of the worst starting centers in the league last year-which was a spot he often found himself in Denver before 2023, Peter Skoronski continues to be a complete hack as a run blocker and JC Latham had an up-and-down rookie season at RT that showed off shades of the erraticism that he displayed at Alabama. The only proven talent here is Zeitler and he's probably not going to be around beyond this season. Plenty of young teams have been done in by their offensive line play in the past and the Titans sure as shit have the look and feel of a team that could have their rebuilding hopes dashed by theirs.    

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Cam Ward Finding His Way Early

The possibility of a QB competition taking place during Titans training camp died when 2024 starter Levis suffered a season-ending injury to his throwing shoulder mere days before camp opened. As much of a sham as it would've been given that Ward just got drafted #1 overall and how hilariously terrible Levis was last season, it would've been a good first test for Ward's compete level-which came under scrutiny at times during his college career. Alas, Ward has the keys now and Callahan can pour his efforts into tailoring an offense around the rookie.

As obvious as the pick of Ward for the QB-needy Titans was, Ward is not considered to be a slam dunk prospect by any means. Despite the 5 years of college experience Ward has under his belt, he's considered to be one of the rawer prospects that's gone in the top 10 in recent memory. His combination of being a guy that loves to force the ball downfield, elects to hold onto the ball with the hope of something developing instead of just throwing it away and has a tendency to lock onto his first read could make his adjustment to the NFL really difficult. Of course, the elite traits that made him so appealing to the Titans are wait for it.... arm strength, athleticism and a gift for making difficult off-platform throws.

What will probably go in a long way in dictating Ward's fate as a rookie is how often his bad habits from college show up in the pros. Any coach worth a damn will be working hard for Ward to clean up his game without disrupting what made him successful in college, particularly during his Heisman Finalist campaign at Miami last year. We just got a great look of what happens when the coaching isn't their to support a young player with what Caleb WIlliams endured with the Bears last year as his tendency to hold onto the ball for too long/frantically scramble outside of the pocket too often led to him taking a ton of sacks and passing up easy gains for potential big plays. It's a tricky thing to get a young guy to alter the way he plays in a handful of months, but it's going to be necessary for Ward in particular because that chuck-and-duck shit he pulled in college isn't going to work too well in the NFL (just ask Jameis Winston, Sam Howell or his teammate Levis).

As for Ward's supporting cast, beyond the aforementioned potential offensive line woes, this group is good enough to not hang him out to dry. Tony Pollard is coming off a solid inaugural season with the Titans that should allow Callahan to run RPO's that put Ward in a good position to make some easy plays, Lockett can still fill a safety net role at this stage of his career and while his effort level isn't always there, Calvin Ridley is a productive outside receiver who can make some bigtime plays. Ward could also get the benefit of having his old friend from Miami Xavier Restrepo around if the slot receiver is able to make the final roster as an undrafted free agent, which remains a real possibility given his performance in camp so far.           

Expecting Ward to be smooth out of the gate would be asinine, but we've seen some crazy unexpected rookie QB explosions before and this kid certainly has enough tangible playmaking upside to be capable of making a splash right away.               

Bottom Line:

Will they take a step forward in their rebuilding efforts this season? Probably. Will they be a good team? Probably not.

Predicted Standings:

1.Houston Texans (12-5)

2.Jacksonville Jaguars (5-12)

3.Tennessee Titans (5-12)

4.Indianapolis Colts (4-13)

Thursday, August 7, 2025

2025 NFL Preview: NFC North

Chicago Bears

2024 Record: 5-12 (4th in NFC North)

Head Coach: Ben Johnson (1st season)

Notable Additions: C Drew Dalman, G Joe Thuney, DT Grady Jarrett

Notable Departures: G Teven Jenkins, C Coleman Shelton, WR Keenan Allen

Biggest Reason for Excitement: The Hiring of Ben Johnson

Historically, the Bears aren't known for making splashy head coaching hires. Lovie Smith and Matt Nagy are the only times in recent memory they even hired a coach that had a real market for their services around the league and it's probably not a coincidence that they've been the two most successful coaches they've had post-Ditka by a wide margin. When Matt Eberflus was fired after his inexplicably awful clock management cost them a golden opportunity to pull off a miracle comeback against the Lions on Thanksgiving last November, most people thought they would hire a stable vet like Mike McCarthy or the rejuvenated Kliff Kingbury due to his experience working with Caleb Williams at USC. Instead, they shocked the world by hiring Ben Johnson. What made this move particularly stunning was Johnson's well-known pickiness when it came to job offers. He had elected to stay with the Lions in 2023 and 2024 due to not liking the openings that were available, so it was eyebrow-raising that he felt the Bears provided him with the right opportunity to finally make the leap into the head coaching ranks.

As a Bears fan, I can say with zero hesitation that this is the most exciting thing to happen the franchise in forever. Johnson is the most buzzed about coaching candidate since Sean McVay and his innovation and creativity as an offensive mind has made him the best playcaller in football 3 years running. On top of that, the respect he commanded and accountability from his players that he demanded in the Lions locker room offers a much-needed change-of-face from the loose environment the Bears had during Eberflus' tenure. A great offensive mind working with a young QB that has the level of promise that Williams possesses that can also completely change the culture of the team is precisely what this team needs right now and I'm alarmingly optimistic that he's going to deliver on the high expectations that have been placed on him.           

Biggest Reason for Concern: Caleb Williams Not Grasping the Offense

Caleb Williams got thrown to the wolves to a degree that nobody really expected him to in his rookie year. He had to endure a shoddy offensive line that led to him get sacked a whopping 68 times (3rd most sacks taken in a single season in NFL history), mid-season coordinator change from Shane Waldron to Thomas Brown and questionable effort levels from some of his teammates as their season slipped through their grasp as their solid 4-2 start was followed up by a miserable 10-game losing streak. Williams himself deserves his share of the blame as well as he regularly looked indecisive (hence why he only threw only 6 picks last year) and held onto the ball for too long while also missing some easy throws that most QB's would have no problem making.

The biggest red flag surrounding Williams coming into the NFL was his tendency to improvise. Turn on any tape from his time at Oklahoma or USC and you'll be greeted with dozens of plays where he scrambles around like a maniac then chucks the ball downfield. These off schedule plays also happen to be one of his biggest strengths, but it won't be able to be his bread-and-butter in the pros. It's since been revealed that this tendency has developed from playing on teams that didn't require him to adhere a rigid routine. In other words, he didn't receive tough or detailed coaching in high school or college and that caused him to rely on improvisation to make plays.

This brings us to this offseason. For the first time in his football playing career, he's being coached hard and asked to run an offense with a real structure and purpose behind it. Can he handle this responsbility? Early results in camp have been mixed. While there's been periods where he's been sharp, Bears beat reporters and Johnson himself have expressed frustration with their struggles with lining up, timing on throws and basically all of the small but key details that are needed to fall into place for an offense to be effective.

To be fair to Williams, there's inevitably going to be a learning curve with this system. No quarterback on the planet can just seamlessly run shit they've never been asked to do on a football field after a couple weeks of practice. The harsh reality is that there's a real chance that Williams just doesn't have it in him to run a scheme like this. He's still very young at 23 going on 24, but it could be too late for him to pick up something that has a level of intricacy and purpose behind it that's unlike anything else he's seen during his time playing football. Not everybody who sets out to learn a new language can pick that shit up and we should have an answer about Williams' football learning skills by the end of the season.      

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Regaining Their Confidence After a Shitshow 2024

The 2024 Bears had themselves one hell of a sad campaign. From a 3-week stretch where they lost games to all 3 of their divisional running mates by a combined total of 7 points to the infamous Hail Mary loss to the Commanders where embattled starting corner Tyrique Stevenson batted the ball up instead of down-which allowed Noah Brown to make an easy catch in the endzone, this string of losses just forced the team to slowly bleed out until Eberflus fully lost the locker room following the aforementioned loss to the Lions on Thanksgiving and got fired. To his credit, interim HC Thomas Brown-who also served as their offensive coordinator for the final 7 games of the year following Shane Waldron's dismissal in mid-November- did reestablish a bit of a spark in the room over the final 5 games and eventually led them to an upset Week 18 road win over an engaged Packers squad that was battling for playoff seeding.

A top priority for Johnson and his top assistants DC Dennis Allen and OC Declan Doyle this year is working to instill confidence back in this locker room. Most of the 2024 roster is still around and certainly hasn't forgotten how deflating it was to lose 10 straight games and have a promising season spiral out of control in the blink of an eye. The way they closed out the season with the win over the Packers was encouraging and this staff would be wise to use as that a springboard even though only a small number of them were actually in the room (special teams coordinator Richard Hightower, tight ends coach Jim Dray, assistant linebackers coach Kevin Koch and defensive quality control coach Kenny Norton III are the sold holdovers from 2024). There's enough on talent on this team, especially on defense, for them to make a quick turnaround this season, they just need to be pushed into believing they can compete at a high level. That's a tough ask for a 1st time head coach in his 1st year on the job, but if Johnson is as special as everybody thinks he can be, he should be able to pull it off.    

Bottom Line:

While it's unquestionably misguided and irrational thought considering their tragic history as an organization, my belief in Ben Johnson is so high that I'm buying into the Bears making to the playoffs this year. 

 Detroit Lions

2024 Record: 15-2 (1st in NFC North)

Head Coach: Dan Campbell (5th season)

Notable Additions: CB D.J. Reed, CB Avonte Maddox, DT Roy Lopez

Notable Departures: C Frank Ragnow (retired), CB Carlton Davis, G Kevin Zeitler

Biggest Reason for Excitement: They're Still Really, Really Good

There's a "the sky is falling!" kind of vibe surrounding the Lions right now that's kind of fucking bizarre. That's not to say there isn't some concerns to be had with this team because there very much are. Losing both coordinators and 2 key pieces to an elite offense line (Frank Ragnow, Kevin Zeitler) in the immediate aftermath of a season that ended with them getting their asses kicked on their home field by an inferior opponent in the Divisional Round is a tough blow that are probably going to be uphill battles for them to overcome. I'm going to say something controversial: I think the Lions are still very good.

They still have an unstoppable 1-2 RB tandem in Jahmyr Gibbs and David Montgomery. Jared Goff will still have the opportunity to throw to a dynamic group of pass-catchers led by Amon-Ra St. Brown, Sam LaPorta and Jameson Williams. The steadiness of their tackle duo of Taylor Decker and Penei Sewell will be able to cancel out at least some of the uncertainty surrounding their overhauled interior line (rookie Tate Ratledge and 2nd year pro Christian Mahogany-who logged 1 start as a rookie- are projected to start at guard while Graham Glasgow shifts over to center from right guard), Aidan Hutchinson will be back from his broken leg and should be hungry to finish a season as the league's leader in sacks after holding that position when he got hurt last season. Top free agent pickup D.J. Reed could prove to be the pure #1 corner they've been looking for and desperately needed since Darius Slay left town ahead of the 2020 season. Their young defensive corps (Hutchinson, Alim McNeill, Jack Campbell, Brian Branch, Kerby Joseph, hopefully Terrion Arnold if he can bounce back from a rough rookie campaign) remains one of the finest in the entire league. Dan Campbell still knows how to lead and motivate his team as well as any coach in the league. Are they going to win it all?  No. As I've said many, many times over the last few years, the Lions aren't allowed to go to the Super Bowl, let alone win it and nothing can be done to break this sacred unwritten rule. But they should continue to be one of the top teams in the NFC and get people excited for a deep playoff run before inevitably breaking their hearts once again.          

Biggest Reason for Concern: The Ransacking of the Coaching Staff

Every so often, one successful team is unlucky enough to lose a ton of assistant coaches in a single offseason including both coordinators. The Lions became the latest member of this club when Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn accepted head coaching jobs with the Bears and Jets respectively in late January. Here's a quick overview of the coaches that Johnson and Glenn took with them to their new homes and the roles they held with the Lions last season:

Ben Johnson: Antwaan Randel El (wide receivers coach), J.T. Barrett (assistant quarterbacks coach)

Aaron Glenn: Tanner Engstrand (passing game coordinator), Steve Heiden (tight ends coach), Cameron Davis (assistant defensive line)

As an extra kick in the balls, defensive line coach Terrell Williams also departed to become the Patriots DC under his old friend Mike Vrabel (Williams was on his staff with the Titans from 2018-23). That brings the final departing staff total to 2 coordinators and 6 position coaches. Yikes!

Naturally, losing so many assistants presents some real challenges. The loss of continuity paired with shifts in philosophies/playcalling tendencies and experience level can drastically damage the efficiency of the entire operation. The best recent example of the damage that can come from this level of changeover is what happened with the Eagles in 2023 after Shane Steichen and Jonathan Gannon left. Brian Johnson and Sean Desai were named the new coordinators and at the start of the year, everything was generally alright as they got off to a 10-1 start despite various hiccups that emerged-particularly on the back end of the defense. Then, things suddenly started to spiral out of control starting with a 42-19 blowout loss to the 49ers in Week 13. The offense stagnated, the defense got so bad that Desai eventually ceded his playcalling duties to Matt F'n Patricia (who was unsurprisingly worse!) and the team ultimately finished the year on a 1-6 skid that ended with a 32-9 beatdown at the hands of the Buccaneers. Of course, the Eagles quickly corrected this problem by axing all 3 of these gents ahead of the 2024 season, hired Kellen Moore and Vic Fangio as their replacements and immediately returned to peak form on their way to winning the Super Bowl.

The two men tasked with taking over for Johnson and Glenn are John Morton and Kelvin Sheppard. Morton served as the Broncos passing game coordinator under Sean Payton for the past 2 seasons while Sheppard was promoted internally after serving as a linebackers coach under Glenn for the past 4 seasons. While they have a big gap in age and tenure on the job (Morton is a 55-year old who began coaching in 1999 after a brief pro career, Sheppard is a 37-year old who played linebacker in the NFL from 2011-2018 and has only been coaching since he joined the Lions in 2021), they're both similarly green in terms of NFL top assistant experience. While this will obviously be Sheppard's first time overseeing a unit in the pros, Morton has one prior stint as a pro OC with the Jets back in 2017 on his resume. Things didn't go great for Morton as the offense ranked 24th in scoring, 24th in passing and 19th in rushing and he didn't get another crack at it as his boss Todd Bowles got fired at the end of the year. It does need to be noted that was the Jets team that had the bright idea to task a 38-year old Josh McCown to lead their team and had to resort to starting Baylor legend Bryce Petty after McCown broke his hand in Week 14, so he didn't exactly have the talent pool in East Rutherford then that he'll have in Detroit now.

While I can't speak on how different they'll be from their predecessors on a schematic or philosophical level, their collective greenness is a huge dark cloud hanging over this team right now. As much as I just poopooed the extent of the over-the-top fatalism the Lions fans are expressing towards their team right now, turning a huge part of their operation over to a pair of guys that lack proven track records as pro coaches is worrisome to say the least. Campbell isn't a great X and O's coaches by any stretch and has relied on his assistants (particularly offensively) to make waves since he got here. If that support system collapses now that Johnson and Glenn are gone, there could prove to be some dire consequences for this team somewhere down the line.        

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: The Defense Pulling Their Weight

As I discussed a couple weeks back in my Jets preview piece, the Lions defenses under Glenn were mostly quite bad. Even last season when they had the 7th ranked scoring defense and started to really solidify themselves as a strong run-stuffing unit (5th in the league), they quickly unraveled in the playoffs and looked like the perennial bottom 10 unit they were during the 3 prior seasons.

The kicker is this team has a lot of real talent at every level of defense (Aidan Hutchinson, D.J. Reader and Alim McNeill up front, Jack Campbell at linebacker, Brian Branch and Kerby Joseph at safety), it just hasn't coalesced into something that's strong overall. Being able to unlock that great top-to-bottom unit is the biggest challenge that Sheppard faces in his new role.

Given their strength at stopping the run and safety, the focus needs to be in two areas: corner and pass-rushers beyond Hutchinson. The corner situation last season was once again a pure disgrace for the Lions as Carlton Davis had a down year in what ended up being his only season with the team, Terrion Arnold was way too handsy and undisciplined during his aforementioned poor rookie campaign and Amik Robertson was the exact average-to-below average slot corner he while he was with the Raiders. This year, they're merely swapping out Davis for Reed-which should be an upgrade given Reed's steadier track record in coverage and better durability, so the play of Arnold and Robertson could ultimately dictate if they finish in the bottom 3 once again or start to turn this ship around.

The staggering ineffectiveness of the Lions pass rush beyond Hutchinson can be magnified by just 1 simple statistic from last season: Hutchinson led the team in sacks with 7.5 despite appearing in only 5 games. The 2nd place finisher was Za'Darius Smith, who logged 4 sacks in 8 games after being acquired from the Browns ahead of the trade deadline. They seem to be banking heavily on Hutchinson coming back firing on all cylinders to start this season as they signed no new free agents and the only draft pick they made at this spot was a 6th rounder (Ahmed Hassanein) who isn't even a guarantee to make the roster. That's a really risky maneuver by GM Brad Holmes as Josh Paschal has proven that he can't be effective in the pros (he matched his career-high in sacks last season with 2 despite logging 10 starts in place of Hutchinson) and current projected starter alongside Hutchinson Marcus Davenport is one of the least durable players in the league, appearing in just 69 games through 7 NFL seasons (and just 6 in the past 2!!!). If Davenport can stay healthy, they could have something as he's flashed in the past, but that's a big if.

Even if the offense can find a rhythm under Morton, this team will continue to have a hard time in the playoffs if the defense continues to struggle. Every game can't be a shootout and the only way they're going to pull off the impossible is if the defense starts pulling their weight.         

Bottom Line:

Given they went 15-2 last season and lost a ton of assistant coaches this offseason, some sort of regression is basically inevitable. However, this team deserves to remain the favorite in the NFC North and feels like a safe bet to return to the playoffs for the 3rd straight year.  

Green Bay Packers

2024 Record: 11-6 (3rd in NFC North)

Head Coach: Matt LaFluer (7th season)

Notable Additions: CB Nate Hobbs, G Aaron Banks, WR/KR Mecole Hardman

Notable Departures: CB Jaire Alexander, DT T.J Slaton, CB Eric Stokes

Biggest Reason for Excitement: They Drafted a WR in the 1st Round?!?!?!

The Packers have a fascinating organizational philosophy that has spanned several front offices/coaches and endured through major shifts in NFL offenses at this point: Avoid drafting WR's in the 1st round. Historically, there have been plenty of great WR's that were drafted outside of the 1st round (quite a few of them have played for the Packers over the years), but it's still pretty wild for a team to place so little value on a key position. In recent years, fans have been clamoring for them to put this philosophy to the side and have even shown disgust with some of their top selections in recent years-particularly in 2023 when they elected to take Lukas Van Ness while Jaxson Smith-Njgiba and Zay Flowers were both still on the board (they selected Jayden Reed and Dontayvion Wicks later on in the draft, but the jury is still very much out on whether they'll be better than JSN or Flowers while Van Ness has been very quiet through 2 seasons). In late April, a small miracle occurred in front of their own damn fanbase when Roger Goodell stepped to the podium outside of Lambeau Field and announced that they had taken Texas wide receiver Matthew Golden with the 23rd pick of the 2025 NFL Draft. This marked the 1st time the Packers had selected a WR in the 1st round since Javon Walker in 2002 and brought an end to what just might be one of the most absurd droughts in the history of sports.

As for Golden the player, he was a spring workout darling that steadily rose up the WR ranks in this draft class thanks to his inside/outside versatility, YAC ability and high-end speed. He's also yet another Packers receiver who struggles with drops and has questionable play strength, things that will probably both show up at the worst possible time like they have for Reed, Wicks, Christian Watson and Romeo Doubs in recent years. How perfectly he fits the good and bad parts of the current Packers WR mold aside, it's exciting that they actually took a swing at the top of the draft for once. Best of all, fans should get a chance to see what Golden is made of right away as he's projected to start in Week 1 alongside Reed and Doubs.        

Biggest Reason for Concern: The Corner Room

The Packers corner room will look a bit different this season as longtime top dog Jaire Alexander was released and Eric Stokes-who logged 32 starts over the past 4 seasons-left for the Raiders in free agency. This isn't quite as drastic of a change as it sounds as Alexander has only appeared in 14 games over the past 2 seasons while Stokes lost his full-time starting role to rookie Javon Bullard once Alexander returned from injury last year, but the implications from it could be. Last year's group-which was primarily anchored by Keisan Nixon and Bullard-contributed to the group finishing a decent but unimposing 13th in pass defense. With ex-Raider Nate Hobbs taking Alexander's normal starting spot and 3rd year pro Carrington Valentine stepping into Stokes' role as the top backup, there's a real chance of them sliding down the rankings.

Nixon and Hobbs aren't bad players at all, but they've both regressed a bit in the past couple of years and I'm not overly confident that they'll be able to improve with the more strenuous set of assignments that they'll presumably be facing in 2025. Bullard is my biggest concern as he was a huge coverage liability last year (85.2 CMP% allowed) and doesn't feel like a natural fit at slot corner (he played safety at Georgia). Strangely enough, Valentine is the guy that I feel best about right now as he's shown pretty well through 2 seasons (14 passes defensed, 2 INT's, 2 forced fumbles,) and has logged enough starts (19) to feel comfortable with his ability to play his role when he's forced into action. 

Is this group going to straight up stink? Probably not. Hell, they might even end up being better than at least 2 of the teams in their division. However, there's not a single guy that is reliable enough to be trusted to be solid for 17 games and in a conference that boasts so much receiving talent, that's reason enough to have some pause about this team's prospects for 2025.       

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Jordan Love Becoming More Consistent

Assessing Jordan Love is a good time because he hasn't played enough to get a real sense of what he's about as a player. We were handed a bit of a clearer picture during his 2nd season as a starter as he was more erratic than he was during his 1st season, especially from an accuracy and decision-making standpoint. These are of course the two areas where Love has struggled the most throughout his football life, they were just more pronounced and backbreaking in 2024 even if the raw numbers don't fully bear that out (his completion percentage only dropped 1.1% to 63.1% from 2023 to 2024 and his 11 INT's thrown matched 2023, although it did come on 154 fewer passing attempts in 2 fewer games). What makes this decline particularly odd is that it came alongside an improved rushing attack led by workhorse Josh Jacobs in his 1st season with the Packers, which theoretically should have taken pressure off him but instead made him a bit more jumpy. 

I could be completely off base, but I believe what we're witnessing here is the downside of him sitting behind Aaron Rodgers for 2 years. Somebody with the weaknesses that Love possesses can't improve solely through simulations in practice or in the film room, he needs live game action to figure how to handle pressure and master the timing with his receivers. The good news is that Love is still young (he turns 27 in November) and the problems with his game can be corrected with time. It took Josh Allen-who has a similar athletic profile as Love-a few years to fix his accuracy woes and cut down on his boneheaded decisions too and Love seems to have the coaching in place and proper mindset to make a similar big leap in his 3rd year as a starter. If Love can indeed become a more consistent, reliable playmaker this year, the Packers could be a real problem come playoff time.          

Bottom Line:

While they should once again be solid, Jordan Love and the back end of the defense should ultimately dictate whether or not they can be more than that. 

Minnesota Vikings

2024 Record: 14-3 (2nd in NFC North)

Head Coach: Kevin O'Connell (4th season)

Notable Additions: G Will Fries, DE Jonathan Allen, DE Javon Hargarve

Notable Departures: QB Sam Darnold, S Camryn Bynum, T Cam Robinson

Biggest Reason for Excitement: They Aggressively Addressed Their Biggest Issues During the Offseason

Over the course of just 8 horrific days, the Vikings went from 14-2 with a chance of clinching the #1 seed in a Week 18 matchup versus the Lions for the NFC North crown to being eliminated in the Wild Card Round by the Rams in embarrassing fashion. Motivated by how astoundingly poorly they played in their final 2 games of the season, GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah locked the fuck in and promptly addressed most of their biggest needs during offseason. He started with the fortification of the interior line that got undressed by the Lions and Rams' interior pass rushes in those fateful final games by cutting ties with their failed draft picks Ed Ingram and Garrett Bradbury and replacing them with sturdier vets Will Fries and Ryan Kelly. They also selected Donovan Jackson out of Ohio State in the 1st round of the draft, who is expected to replace Blake Brendel at LG.

Next, they pounced on a pair of veteran interior defensive lineman who were released at the start of the new league year in Jonathan Allen and Javon Hargrave. While both of them are coming off down years with the Commanders and 49ers respectively, they're in a good spot to make an impact playing alongside an excellent edge rusher group (Jonathan Greenard, Andrew Van Ginkel, Dallas Turner) and athletic starting linebacker duo (Blake Cashman, Ivan Pace Jr.) in Brian Flores' blitz-happy system.

Lastly, they went out and bolstered their RB depth by bringing in Jordan Mason. While Mason is actually even more injury-prone than their current starter Aaron Jones, he's a full-blown burner of a back that has a more complete skill set than their returning speedster Ty Chandler and should make for a nice complement to the precise, shifty Jones.

Kudos to Adofo-Mensah for not standing pat following a season that was mostly wildly successful for them. He was hamstrung by having very little draft capital to work with (their next pick after Jackson wasn't until the 4th round and they only ended up making 5 picks total) and some cap restrictions to work through after handing out so many big deals in past year or so (Justin Jefferson, Christian Darrisaw, Byron Murphy, Aaron Jones, Greenard, Van Ginkel, Cashman) and still found a way to make bold, necessary moves without overextending themselves to the point where they're unable to further bolster their squad in upcoming seasons.  

Biggest Reason for Concern: Relying on J.J. McCarthy to Start Right Away

Letting Sam Darnold go was a difficult but easily justifiable decision for the Vikings to make. He filled the stopgap role better than anyone could've ever hoped he could with his Pro Bowl-caliber campaign (4,312 YDS/35 TD's/12 INT's/66.2 CMP%/102.5 QBR), and those final 2 games displayed an alarming portal into the bad habits he slips back into when things fall apart around him. The downside to Darnold's departure for the Vikings in the short team at least is that it thrusts J.J. McCarthy into the starting role right away.

For those who forgot, McCarthy was believed to be in a strong position to win the starting job in camp a year ago before he tore his meniscus in the preseason opener and went on season-ending IR. While there's no doubt that Kevin O'Connell can put McCarthy in a position to succeed from the jump, especially given McCarthy's reputation of being a game manager above all else, it does seem a little bit reckless to throw a kid whose never been played in a real NFL game out there Week 1 after he's spent much of the past 12 months focused on rehabbing his knee. We've seen how overwhelmed a lot of young QB's look when they first step onto an NFL field, now imagine how much those jitters can intensify when you haven't played in a real football game of any kind for almost 2 full years. McCarthy has a reputation of being a good leader and kind of a hardo, but there's no evidence those qualities will be able to get him over this enormous hurdle. While having him sit for the opening 3-5 weeks of the season to further observe how the game functions at this level would probably be ideal for all parties involved, it doesn't seem overly likely that O'Connell would be cool with handing the ball over to wild gunslinger Sam Howell if McCarthy is good to go medically for Week 1. He's set to face the Bears, Falcons, Bengals, Steelers and Browns before their Week 6 bye, which isn't an overly daunting stretch by any means, so the kid will at least have a fair chance to hit the ground running to start his pro career.        

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Having Another Corner Emerge Alongside Byron Murphy

Over the past 2 seasons with the Vikings, Byron Murphy has turned into the reliable ballhawking corner that he never quite was on a consistent basis during his inaugural 4 seasons with the Cardinals. Murphy's emergence as a top corner earned him a new 3-year deal this offseason and filled a key hole on a Vikings secondary that has had its share of struggles of late. As for the rest of their corner room, it remains a huge steaming mess. One of the biggest reasons their pass defense was so porous last year (30th in the NFL) was due to having to rely on an over-the-hill Stephon Gilmore and journeyman Shaq Griffin to play a ton of reps. Both of those guys were on 1-year deals and didn't return to the team for the 2025 season. Unfortunately, their replacements may not be any better.  

Given their limited draft capital and a poor free agent market for #2/3 corners, the Vikings had to once again throw darts to fill out their corner depth chart. The 3 players they landed on were Isaiah Rodgers, Jeff Okudah and Tavierre Thomas. Rodgers had a decent year as a rotational piece/spot starter for the Eagles last year, especially considering he was out of football for a full year after serving a gambling suspension that got him axed from the Colts. He's currently projected to start on the outside, which is a ballsy proposition considering that he's only had 1 prolonged stint as an entrenched starter for his entire career (9 games for the Colts back in 2022).

Fellow projected starter Okudah is far less interesting than Rodgers as he's less of an enigma with some upside and more of a full-blown reclamation project at this stage of his career. The 3rd pick in the 2020 draft has failed to become a tiny fraction of the player he was projected to be when he came out of Ohio State through an initial 5 NFL seasons that have been marred by poor play and injuries, but the small flashes of potential he's shown, and his elite college pedigree will cause teams in the analytics-era to keep kicking the tires on him until he finally sticks or ages out of getting opportunities (we're probably about 2-3 years away from the latter occurring if he falters here).

Thomas falls somewhere between Rodgers and Okudah on the Risk Appeal Meter as he had a solid season with the Texans in 2021 but hasn't gotten many reps since then. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he found his way onto the field and became the best of this trio by the end of the year.

No matter the path or who ends up doing it (returning Vikings Mekhi Blackmon and Dwight McGlothern should also be in the mix for snaps, if not a starting job), they just desperately need somebody to show up alongside Murphy. This division is shaping up to be an absolute bloodbath once again and something as seemingly small as having another viable corner on the roster could pay huge dividends for the Vikings standing in the NFC North hierarchy.             

Bottom Line:

As much as I believe in Kevin O'Connell's ability as a coach, I'm shaky enough on J.J. McCarthy's odds of being an effective starter and their pass defense to pick them to finish last in this tough division as of right now. 

Predicted Standings:

1.Detroit Lions (12-5)

2.Chicago Bears (11-6)

3.Green Bay Packers (10-7)

4.Minnesota Vikings (7-10)

Wednesday, August 6, 2025

Benedict Wong Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Benedict Wong-whose latest project "Weapons" opens in theaters tomorrow. 

Benedict Wong's Filmography Ranked:

17.Raya and the Last Dragon (D+)

16.Sunshine (D+)

15.Hummingbird (aka Redemption) (C+)

14.Johnny English Reborn (B-)

13.Prometheus (B)

12.Gemini Man (B)

11.Kick-Ass 2 (B)

10.Nine Days (B+)

9.Spider-Man: No Way Home (B)

8.Moon (B+)

7.Doctor Strange (B+)

6.Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (B+)

5.The Martian (B+)

4.Annihilation (B+)

3.Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (A-)

2.Avengers: Endgame (A-)

1.Avengers: Infinity War (A)

Top Dog: Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

There are so many damn people in this movie that I feel like I'm writing about it in this column every few months or so. Alas, the doom-filled atmosphere, epic narrative and deep entertainment value of Avengers: Infinity War will probably be enough to keep it in my personal MCU Hall of Fame forever.  

Bottom Feeder: Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)

The further we get into this decade, the more likely I think it is that Raya and the Last Dragon will go down as the worst animated movie I bothered to watch. After a promising into detailing how a formerly unified nation became divided into five kingdoms courtesy of power struggle birthed by the creation of a magical gem, the film becomes a complete snoozefest that would rather focus on the contrived friendship that develops between young warrior princess Raya (Kelly Marie Tran) and Sisu (Awkwafina)-who is the dragon that created this gem centuries earlier-instead of diving into the vast, conflicted world that's teased in the opening scene. It also needs to be said that Awkwafina-who I typically like on screen and in voiceover roles-was completely miscast as Sisu. Her signature goofy schtick is completely out of place in a movie that otherwise maintains a pretty serious tone.     

Most Underrated: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

There were a couple of reasons that I refused to back the "Marvel has lost their way post-Endgame"! narrative that emerged a few years ago and lasted until about a week ago when The Fantastic Four: First Steps marked the third time in the last calendar year that audiences walked away happy with one of their products. 1: I've felt the quality of Marvel's movies has been inconsistent from the jump. 2.Some of their recent efforts fucking rip. One of the films from the current wave of the MCU that I'm quite fond of happens to be the one that is arguably their most polarizing since Iron Man 3: Sam Raimi's Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. While the movie does suffer from spotty pacing at times as a result of having its narrative reworked on the fly following a mid-production release date swap with Spider-Man: No Way Home, Raimi is cooking so hard with his directorial choices here that it doesn't really matter. By establishing a campy, pseudo-horror vibe inspired by some of Raimi's signature works (Evil Dead, Drag Me to Hell) and being unafraid to utilize the multiverse as a vehicle to deliver several radically different versions of iconic characters than we've seen in the past, Multiverse of Madness goes down as an utterly delightful piece of macabre entertainment that feels shockingly experimental for the typically strictly homogenized MCU.          

Most Overrated: Sunshine (2007)

After thoroughly enjoying their hotly anticipated surprise reunion on 28 Years Later, Sunshine remains the only Danny Boyle and Alex Garland collaboration that I dislike. To be honest, Sunshine doesn't just represent an outlier among their collaborations, but both Boyle and Garland's filmographies on the whole. While neither of them has a spotless track record in my eyes, they've never been involved with another project that's as convoluted, boring and nonsensical as this ensemble sci-fi thriller.      

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

2025 NFL Preview: AFC North

Baltimore Ravens

2024 Record: 12-5 (1st in AFC North)

Head Coach: John Harbaugh (18th season)

Notable Additions: WR DeAndre Hopkins, CB Jaire Alexander, T Joseph Noteboom

Notable Departures: CB Brandon Stephens, G Patrick Mekari, K Justin Tucker

Biggest Reason for Excitement: The Addition of Quality Veteran Depth Pieces

The biggest gift of being a Ravens team that is in good, if not great shape at nearly every position on both sides of the ball is that it grants them the freedom to dedicate their free agent efforts to targeting talented vets that can add depth and experience to their roster. This offseason was another masterclass from Eric DeCosta in this area as they were able to land a handful of guys that could make a big difference in 2025. 

Headlining this crop of veteran pickups is DeAndre Hopkins. The 33-year 5x All-Pro may not be the level of playmaker he was during his tenures with the Texans and Cardinals these days, but as he proved with the Chiefs last season, he's still capable of being a productive posession WR in this league and he should slot in nicely alongside returning starters Zay Flowers and Rashod Bateman. 

Next up is the addition of longtime Packers corner Jaire Alexander to replace Brandon Stephens-who departed for the Jets in free agency. Alexander was a bit of a surprise cut from the Packers in early June as the team had reportedly been conflicted about keeping him in the fold after missing a whopping 34 games over the past 4 seasons. While there are clearly concerns about his durability after missing so much time recently (hence why the Ravens only signed him to a 1-year deal), Alexander is still only 28 years old, has been excellent when healthy during this period and will have less pressure on him to be a CB1 with an established star in Marlon Humphrey and a promising youngster in Nate Wiggins playing alongside him-making this the epitome of low risk/high reward transaction.

Rounding out the bunch are projected backups Joseph Noteboom, Chidobe Awuzie and John Jenkins. Noteboom and Awuzie are valuable insurance policies to a pair of oft-injured starters (Ronnie Stanley, Alexander) thanks to their heaps of starting experience while Jenkins should be a nice rotational, run-stopping piece on the interior defensive line. If the Ravens are finally going to get over the hump and challenge for a title in 2025, these guys could prove to be immensely valuable pieces that help them do so.      

Biggest Reason for Concern: Derrick Henry Finally Starting to Show His Age

Derrick Henry had himself one hell of a 2024 campaign. The future Hall of Fame running back just put together one of the best seasons of his illustrious career at age 30 during his 1st season with the Ravens, rushing for 1,921 YDS, a league-leading 16 TD's and average a career-high 5.9 YDS per carry. As brilliant as he was, a sad, unavoidable question remains: Will this be the last time Henry has a dominate season? He's now 31 years old-which is basically 65 in running back years-and has been handling a cartoonishly high workload dating back to his school days in Yulee, Florida. All of the punishment he's endured from so many consecutive years of touching the ball 300+ times her season taking away his elite ability is going to eventually KO him and for the sakes of the Ravens Super Bowl aspirations, they have to hope that 2025 isn't the year where age finally comes for Henry.

What made the 2024 Ravens uniquely threatening was how Henry was able to work in tandem with Lamar Jackson. Defenses were constantly on edge as they didn't know whether Henry was going to plow through them or Lamar was going to blow by them or chuck it downfield, which provided this offense with a level of dynamism and unpredictability that they never had in the past. Losing that after just 1 season would be a devastating blow to the functionality of their offense and make them a considerably less imposing team to face, even with Jackson coming off a career year and conceivably continuing to improve as a passer in his 3rd season in Todd Monken's offense.

The other problem Henry falling off and/or getting hurt would provide is thrusting their other RB's into bigger roles. They've built their entire RB room around the idea of Henry being a bellcow who only needs to be taken off the field in certain passing situations (2-minute drills, 3 and long's, etc.), which is why their top backups are Justice Hill and Keaton Mitchell. While Hill and Mitchell are plenty explosive and not exactly strangers to getting carries, they're both slight change-of-pace options who likely couldn't hold up to the rigors that a full RB workload would bring on. If something were to happen to Henry, they would probably have to go out and bring in a bigger back to handle the ugly between-the-tackles rushing in order to try and preserve Hill and Mitchell's freshness/health.

Given how Henry has been operating, it wouldn't be surprising if he staved off his demise as a game-changing force for at least another season. But the harsh reality is that he's at a point in his career where that can no longer be viewed as a safe bet. We've seen plenty of players go from looking ageless to old as shit in a matter of months over the years and as sad as it would be for fans to witness the demise of one of the greats, it could very well happen this season.              

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Not Shooting Themselves in the Foot Come Playoff Time

What has transpired with the Ravens over the past 2 playoff runs has been absolutely infuriating to witness. In 2023, a brutal performance from Lamar Jackson and a stupid, stupid play from Zay Flowers that led to a key fumble in the redzone undid a masterful effort from their defense to slow down Patrick Mahomes and co. as the Chiefs defeated them 17-10 in the AFC Championship Game. Last year, was even more aggravating as the difference in a 27-25 loss to the Bills was a lost fumble and dropped 2 PT-CNV from the typically reliable Mark Andrews in the 4th quarter. These 2 mishaps paired with the beatdowns at the hands of the Titans and Bills that ended in their playoff runs in 2019 and 2020 (2022 is excluded as Tyler Huntley was playing QB when they lost to the Bengals) has created a narrative that the Ravens are a regular season team who chokes when the playoffs come around. Even if you're a big believer in Jackson, John Harbuagh and/or the strength of the organization as a whole, it's hard to credibly refute that claim.

There's only 1 way to get people to stop dumping all over your team (for a little while at least), win a championship. And the only way this Ravens team will win a Super Bowl is if they stop shooting themselves in the foot during key games. A perfect game isn't required to win championships, but the messy, backbreaking shenanigans they've engaged in of late are going to have stop at once if they want to lift their 3rd Lombardi Trophy this century. As naive as it sounds given what's transpired with them over the past 6 seasons, I really do believe that they're capable of pulling it off. Jackson has made real strides in big games of late, and their talent remains among the best in the league. Now, it's just time to prove that they're up to the challenge of playing up to their championship-caliber potential on the biggest stage. 

Bottom Line:

A lot is going to have to go wrong for the Ravens to not be among the top teams in the AFC once again, but if they want this season to be truly different than the last handful, they're going to have to get through a playoff run without having a game where they full blown implode.     

Cincinnati Bengals

2024 Record: 9-8 (3rd in AFC North)

Head Coach: Zac Taylor (7th season)

Notable Additions: DT T.J. Slaton, ILB Oren Burks, G Lucas Patrick

Notable Departures: CB Mike Hilton, G Alex Cappa, DE Sam Hubbard (retired)

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins Got Paid

Living to see the day where Mike Brown swallowed his pride and inked a pair of players to big money contract extensions during the same offseason is legit crazy. Either he's softening in his old age or Joe Burrow's repeated public lobbying to keep both Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins in the fold long-term simply forced his hand since pissing off the best QB in franchise history would be really bad for business. Regardless of the reason, getting to keep one of the most dynamic receiving duos in the league together for the foreseeable future is a huge win for the Bengals. 

Now, is it wise for cap purposes to commit up to $194 mil to your top 2 wideouts over the next 5 seasons on a team that has as many weak spots as the Bengals currently do? Probably not. But having that kind of weaponry in the passing attack and keeping your QB happy makes it worth the investment. The pressure will now shift to Duke Tobin and the front office to nail the next few drafts so they can accumulate cost-controlled talent and fix the many problems that exists with this team, especially on defense (more on that in a matter of moments).   

Biggest Reason for Concern: Not Doing Enough to Address Their Woeful Defense

As expected, Lou Anarumo was relieved of his duties as DC after 6 seasons in the role after putting together his worst season on the job since his 1st season back in 2019 during 2025. Tasked with bringing this group back from the bowels of the league will be Al Golden, who previously served as Anarumo's LB coach from 2020-21 before departing to be the DC at Notre Dame. Golden was very successful during his 3 seasons at Notre Dame (top 10 scoring defenses in the country in his final 2 season) and his familiarity with some of the personnel here should prove to be helpful, but his ability to serve in the job remains a huge question mark. This will mark the 1st time Golden has been tasked with running a defense in the pros, which isn't exactly encouraging since Anarumo had previous NFL DC experience before he came to the Bengals and hadn't spent most of his career in the college ranks like Golden has (coming into this year, Golden has spent 6 of his 32 seasons of coaching in the NFL).

Further mucking up Golden's uncertain prospects is the fact that he's inheriting an absolute mess of a situation. As bad as shit was for the Bengals last season, things could somehow be even worse for them this season. Reigning NFL sack leader Trey Hendrickson is currently holding out for a new deal and considering this is now the 2nd straight season that he's asked for a new contract and tried to find a trade partner after the negotiations fell apart, it doesn't seem like there's a resolution on the horizon. Their best corner from a year ago in Mike Hilton wasn't re-signed. Pass-rushing specialist Sam Hubbard surprisingly announced his retirement after 7 seasons in the league. 1st round pick Shemar Stewart is currently embroiled in an ugly contract spat with Brown that could end with him sitting out the year and re-entering the draft in 2026 if he never signs his rookie deal. The only new Bengals slated to start this season are free agent pickup from Green Bay T.J. Slaton (defensive tackle) and rookie Demeterius Knight Jr. (inside linebacker).

Given all of these factors, it's hard to believe that they've done to fix their defense. Hell, they might even be in worse shape than last year given that the departure of Hilton makes an already thin corner group that much worse and the potential pair of losses in the one area that was somewhat of a strength for them in 2024 (pass-rushing). Golden is going to have his work really cut out for him to bring this unit that's below average (run D, 3rd down%)-to-awful (pass D, red zone D) in every area of note back to something that even resembles respectability.         

Key to Reaching Ceiling: The Offense Maintaining the Level of Play That Displayed for Most of 2024

Despite a both a lack of commitment to and effectiveness in the rushing game (30th in attempts/30th in rushing YDS), the Bengals had one of the best offenses in football last year. They rode the strength of their passing attack (1st in the league) to the #6 scoring offense in the league and a 5-game winning streak to close the season that got them back into the playoff picture against all odds after a 4-8 start that saw them lose a ton of close games on account of their aforementioned terrible defense along with some bad luck. What made the passing attack hum so well was a combination of Burrow playing the best football of his career (4,918 YDS, 43 TD's, 9 INT's, 70.6 CMP%) and boasting the deepest arsenal of pass-catchers they've had since Zac Taylor took over as HC in 2019 with rookie back Chase Brown, new starting TE Mike Gesicki and 2023 5th round pick Andrei Iosvias all making various notable contributions alongside the established star receiver duo of Chase and Higgins.

Running 5-deep in reliable pass-catchers just opens things up for an offense to an insane degree. The route-running precision/YAC ability that many of these guys have allow them to attack you at every level of the field and rotate alignments in a way that gives opposing defenses huge headaches. With all of them back in the fold and Burrow having the benefit of not having to rehab from an injury this offseason, they're in a great spot to pick up right where they left off in Week 1. If their slightly overhauled line (free agent pickup Lucas Patrick replacing the released Alex Cappa at left guard, rookie Dylan Fairchild replacing 4th year pro Cordell Volson at right guard) can open things up a bit more for Brown in the rushing game, this group could be truly unstoppable. 

Bottom Line:

As unconvinced as I am that their defense will meaningfully improve from a year ago, I do have faith in their offense's ability to maintain the sharpness they showed for most last season and potentially will them into clinching the playoff berth that's alluded them in each of the past 2 seasons.   

Cleveland Browns 

2024 Record: 3-14 (4th in AFC North)

Head Coach: Kevin Stefanski (6th season)

Notable Additions: QB Kenny Pickett, QB Joe Flacco, DT Maliek Collins

Notable Departures: DT Dalvin Tomlinson, RB Nick Chubb, S Juan Thornhill

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Deshaun Watson Has Probably Played His Last Down for the Browns

A rare bit of good news broke for Browns in early January when it was announced that serial sexual predator Deshaun Watson re-ruptured the Achillies he tore in a game versus the Bengals last October while rehabbing and underwent his 2nd surgery in 4 months to repair. Given the rehab required, this will likely keep him out for the duration of the 2025 season. Given his age (30), injury status and the absolute dog shit level of play he's engaged in since he began his tenure with the Browns in 2022, it's now increasingly likely that Browns will just nail him to the bench in 2026 (opting to release him next offseason would give them an absurd dead cap hit of $131.16 mil) and exercise the void option for the final 3 years of his 5 year/$230 mil extension he signed in March 2022 that exists in his contract ahead of the 2027 season. While there's really no winning for the Browns as they gave out the worst contract in NFL history to a deranged sex pest, the fans who had to hold their nose while this piece of shit was their team's starting QB position can at least breathe a sigh of relief that they don't have to experience the pain of watching him play QB horribly every week. Selling your soul for a guy who also is no longer good at football is the most Browns thing imaginable and this disgraceful chapter in their history book can't close soon enough.      

Biggest Reason for Concern: The Collection of QB's That Are Currently Vying for the Vacant Starting Job

The albatross of Watson's contract along with the uh, questionable 2025 QB draft class has birthed one of the saddest training camp QB competitions in league history. Behind door #1, it's a recent Super Bowl Champion that their division rivals moved on from as their starting QB just 3 seasons after drafting him. Come on down, Kenny Pickett! Behind door #2, it's the guy who became a Browns folk hero in 2023 when he came off his couch to lead them to a playoff berth after Watson suffered his 1st season-ending injury as a Brown then immediately came crashing back down to Earth when he left for the Colts last season? Everyone say hello to Joe Flacco. Behind door #3, it's a rookie that everyone was shocked came off the board in the 3rd round due to his very short stature (5'11 on a good day). Please welcome, Dillion Gabriel! And last but not least, it's another rookie whose draft process didn't go as planned and certainly didn't only end up in Cleveland as a result of owner Jimmy Haslam demanding they select him in the 5th round despite a lack of need at the position? It's Sheduer Sanders, everybody! 

     As of today, Flacco seems poised to be the Week 1 starter as Pickett is battling a hamstring injury that has kept from participating in practice for most of camp so and has the advantage of being the only one from this group with prior knowledge of the system Kevin Stefanski runs. Still, there's no guarantee that Flacco will be able to hold onto the job for long as he's now 40 years old and likely has no future in Cleveland (or possibly, even the NFL) beyond this season. Pickett will almost certainly be the first one to get a crack if/when Flacco falters or gets hurt, which makes sense as he's a 27-year-old with recent starting experience and potentially untapped potential. The problem is that Pickett has been thoroughly unremarkable in the pros and didn't appear to show any improvement from his rocky tenure in Pittsburgh during the 2 games where he got extended action in relief of Jalen Hurts last year in Philly. Both rookies are facing similarly long odds to get onto the field this season for slightly different reasons. Gabriel has reportedly been abysmal throughout camp-displaying horrible accuracy and an inability to get in rhythm with his pass-catchers (which is ironic since those were his biggest strengths at Oregon) while Sanders is working his way back from an arm injury and has yet to receive any meaningful reps. This is more or less a choose your fighter scenario where the options are nausea, diarrhea, kidney stones or a migraine. There are no winners here: only pain, aggravation and suffering for all parties involved. Whoever the top QB class of 2026 ends up being might as well start at looking at house in the greater Cleveland area come February because there's just no way in hell they aren't going to the Browns.                 

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: The Defense Locking the Fuck In

A mere 2 years ago, Jim Schwartz had the Browns defense playing well. They were ranked #1 against the pass and in 3rd down defense, ranked a respectable #11 against the run and were a similarly respectable 13th in scoring defense. They ranked dead last in red zone D, but I guess you can't win 'em all. Despite having much of the same personnel and remaining pretty healthy all season long, 2024 was a much different story. Although they did see their red zone ranking shoot up a bit to #24 and retain their status as a top 10 3rd down D by finishing at #8, their regression was pretty sharp elsewhere as they dropped to 12th against the pass, 21st against the run and 27th in scoring defense. Part of this fall can be attributed to how much their offense was last season, but that still doesn't fully excuse just how much weaker they got in a year's time.  

With another brutal offensive campaign looming, they're going to have their work cut out for them to take a step forward in 2025. As difficult as it will be for them to improve, this group is talented enough to make it happen. Myles Garrett-who agreed to a huge extension in March after requesting a trade in February-remains one of the most dominant pass-rushing forces in the league and at 29 going on 30, he's not likely to slow down for at least another few years. Denzel Ward is one of the top ballhawking corners in the league and is coming off a season in which he appeared in a career-high number of games (16). Grant Delpit has become one of the more quietly solid safeties in the league over the past couple of seasons and he should only get better as he enters his age 27 season. Ronnie Hickman played really well in relief of the injured Juan Thornhill last season and could really thrive now that he's the full-time starter following Thornhill's release at the start of the new league year. Rookies Mason Graham and Carson Schwesinger are the kinds of players that could make big impacts on the front 7 right away if they can adjust to the increased speed and physicality of the pro game early on. Schwartz sure as hell isn't going to shy away from the challenge of making this talented group pop in a difficult environment and if he pulls it off, it'll be a career-defining accomplishment that could very well keep him around the Browns for a little bit longer.       

Bottom Line:

Kevin Stefanski, Andrew Berry and everybody other power player in this organization who isn't a player, get those resumes polished up because this hopeless team is probably going to get your asses fired sometime in the next five months. 

Pittsburgh Steelers

2024 Record: 10-7 (2nd in AFC North)

Head Coach: Mike Tomlin (19th season)

Notable Additions: WR DK Metcalf, CB Jalen Ramsey, QB Aaron Rodgers

Notable Departures: S Minkah Fitzpatrick, WR George Pickens, QB Russell Wilson

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Extending T.J. Watt

After the brief threat of holding out from camp, the Steelers gave T.J. Watt a 3 year/$123 mil/$108 mil guaranteed extension that will keep him in Pittsburgh through the 2028 season early last month. With Watt turning 31 in October, this deal will keep him around for the remainder of his prime but not long enough for the risk of him being completely over-the-hill by the time the deal is over to be overly high. It's a win for both sides as Watt gets the bag he deserves, and the Steelers get to keep one of the few blue-chip talents they still have around for a bit longer.  

Biggest Reason for Concern: Trotting Out Aaron Rodgers at QB

The Steelers have made an interesting decision to push all of their chips on the 2025 season. What about last year's 10-7 team that limped into the playoffs and ultimately got dusted by their pals down in Baltimore compelled Omar Khan, Mike Tomlin and the rest of their brass to do such a thing is completely beyond me, but clearly, they believed it was the right call for their team. 

Designs for this ambitious project started to form shortly after free agency started when they swung a huge trade to acquire DK Metcalf from the Seahawks. While it's not a clear schematic fit given Arthur Smith's love of the run game and dump-off passes, Metcalf is a proven vertical playmaker who brings a level of consistency that they have hadn't at the position in quite some time. This move quickly became less exciting once George Pickens got dealt to the Cowboys a couple months later and they immediately reverted them back to being a 1-horse WR team, but hey, at least they're not a 0-WR operation. 

Building up the veteran pedigree of the team intensified once free agency opened and they snapped up 2x Super Bowl champion Darius Slay from the Eagles, 2x Super Bowl Champion Juan Thornhill from the Browns and 1x Super Bowl Champion Robert Woods from the Texans. The cherry on top of this dramatic offseason was pulling another stunning trade that landed them Jalen Ramsey and Jonnu Smith from the Dolphins in exchange for Minkah Fitzpatrick and adding veteran safety Chuck Clark late last month. This particular set of moves bolstered their biggest defensive weakness from a year ago (pass D, in which they ranked 25th), brought some leadership and a steady possession receiver in Woods to their WR room and gives Smith the ability to deploy a potentially lethal 2-TE formation with Jonnu Smith and Pat Friermuth in the fold. 

So, the only question is who is playing QB for this win-now operation? We know it's not Russell Wilson or Justin Fields, as they let them both of them walk in free agency. It's probably not their old friend Mason Rudolph-who returned to town after a brutal 1-year stint with the Titans-as he lacks the explosiveness and consistency as a passer to lead a team to the promised land. No, it can't be.... Can it? Yep, they are trotting out Aaron Rodgers as their starting QB.

What's particularly funny and egregious about this scenario is that was basically a forced marriage. The 41-year-old Rodgers flamed out in spectacular fashion with the Jets last season and had zero suitors in free agency as a result while the Steelers weren't interested in bringing back Wilson or Fields or drafting a QB early in this suspect 2024 class (they did select Ohio State product Will Howard in the 6th round as a developmental project), which caused them to come crawling to Rodgers. Trusting Rodgers to lead this operation is just malpractice. By waiting till early June to sign him, Rodgers will have minimal time to build up a rapport with his teammates, learn the playbook, etc. and inviting his erratic, high maintenance ass into your locker room at this stage of his career when he's broken down physically and completely checked out mentally just feels like disrupting the apple cart for the hell of it. 

The best part of this whole ordeal? He effectively confirmed to his BFF Pat McAfee that he's going to retire at the end of the season. Why the fuck would any team to do themselves for a single season, especially after just seeing what happened to a Jets that completely tailored their entire operation to his liking and still couldn't win games or make him happy? Rodgers is not a winning player anymore (nor has ever really been given that he has 1 Super Bowl win/appearance on his resume) and it's baffling to see teams treat him as such when he's so visibly washed just out of sheer desperation.               

Key to Reaching Ceiling: Getting the Rushing Attack Going

Arthur Smith's arrival in Pittsburgh last season meant one thing: They were going to commit to the running game even harder than they did under Matt Canada. This proved to be correct as they logged the 4th most rushing attempts in the league (up from 9th in 2023) and finished 11th in rushing offense (up from 13th in 2023). While those are certainly respectable numbers, the individual rushing numbers as Najee Harris and Jaylen Warren both averaged pretty subpar gains per attempt (4.0 and 4.3 respectively). The blame for these numbers is split between the backs for their middling yards after contact numbers and the Steelers O-line for their generally below average run blocking.

Heading into 2025, Smith will have a slightly reconfigured attack as Harris departed for the Chargers in free agency, Warren is projected to take over as starter and rookie Kaleb Johnson will slot into the #2 spot. A Warren/Johnson tandem is more appealing on paper than the Harris/Warren pairing they've had over the past few seasons thanks to Warren's shiftiness and Johnson's decisiveness and vision, but they'll still have to contend with the challenges of playing behind a potentially suspect offensive line that is undergoing yet another reworking as Broderick Jones moves over to LT to replace free agent casualty Dan Moore Jr. and Troy Fautanu steps into the RT role after appearing in just 1 game as a rookie last year (Week 2 versus the Broncos) before going on season-ending IR the following week after sustaining a dislocated kneecap in practice. 

All of Smith's finest hours as a coach involved a rushing attack that was potent as hell, and he's never needed to find a way to make that shit happen more than this year. Rodgers can't move anymore and no receiver on this team has proven that they can get open consistently besides Metcalf. The only chance this offense has of being respectable is developing something dangerous with the ground game and as risky of a proposition as that feels with his current personnel, Smith is skilled enough of a tactician to find a way for these backs to be productive enough to be the lifeblood of this offense. Get wacky with blocking schemes. Have Warren handle outside runs and Johnson handle the between the tackle stuff. Be creative and effective and try to carry Ayahuasca Aaron to one more playoff berth before he retreats to a cave in Ecuador, never to be seen or heard from again.           

Bottom Line:

There are 2 possible scenarios with this team. 1.An aging roster with some major talent deficiencies and the magic poison touch of washed 72-year-old- Aaron Rodgers serve as the catalysts for Mike Tomlin posting his 1st losing season in 19 years of coaching the Steelers. 2.Tomlin wins in spite of those things, and they got trounced in the Wild Card Round in what has become a sadistic tradition in recent years. I like the odds of the former more than the latter, but I'd also never be stupid enough to bet against Tomlin after watching him lead this team to dozens of wins that they had no business earning over the past 7 or 8 seasons.      

Predicted Standings:

1.Baltimore Ravens (13-4)

2.Cincinnati Bengals (11-6)

3.Pittsburgh Steelers (7-10)

4.Cleveland Browns (2-15)