Monday, September 30, 2019

Movie Review: Rambo: Last Blood

PTSD-afflicted Vietnam veteran John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) has been a fixture of American action cinema for the past 35 years. The stoic, bandana-clad solider has carved out a distinct path in the genre by being a reluctant one-man killing machine that is haunted by his actions and the man he's become because of them. In what's being touted as the final chapter of his eternally grim saga (aka Last Blood), Rambo admirably faces familiar obstacles and provides enough closure to wrap his decades-spanning journey on a satisfactory note.  

While it's definitely pretty far removed from the subtly potent social commentary that elevated First Blood into classic territory, Last Blood is still able to convey a resonant message in its own gruesome way. Underneath all of the over-the-top carnage and straightforward vigilante plotting, Last Blood is a sadistic character study about a physically-and-emotionally broken man in his 70's that comes to realize he's never going to escape the vicious cycle of violence he's been stuck in for his entire adult life. Think of it as the schlocky cousin of Logan where the beaten-down protagonist slowly comes to terms with his mortality while also graphically murdering cartel sex traffickers in a booby trap-filled bunker to avenge the death of a loved one. It's a brutal ride that isn't always easy to stomach, but as the swan song for a character whose existence has only been defined by loss, suffering and fighting to stay alive through violent means, I found it to be an effective and oddly poetic piece of storytelling.

Is Last Blood imperfect? Very much so. There's plenty of unintentionally funny moments (that final kill..) and the villains (Sergio Peris-Mencheta, Oscar Jaenada) straight up stink. At the end of the day, those problems didn't prevent Last Blood from being a sensible, on-brand conclusion to a series that has embraced darkness every step of the way and to be honest, that's all I needed to deem it a success.        
Grade: B

Thursday, September 26, 2019

Concert Review: Converge--- Cambridge, MA-- September 20, 2019

Lineup: Converge/Infest/Wound Man/Burden/Peace Test
Venue: Hardcore Stadium
Note: Infest was the headliner, but I left before they played.

Peace Test: Arrived late and missed their set.

Burden: This was my first time at the legendary Hardcore Stadium, so I had to do some exploring upon arriving. For those who have never there before, Hardcore Stadium is a functioning Elks Lodge that just happens to host shows from time to time. There's members working the door, musty odors protruding from every corner, ceiling fans that may or may not be functional and a bathroom, while surprisingly clean, that looks like it was thrown together by a mediocre, likely intoxicated handyman sometime in the 1950's. It's a DIY paradise and I'm disappointed that it took me so long to attend a show here.

As a result of being sucked into the glorious tacky ambiance and out-of-market baseball games being shown on the TV's in the basement area, I didn't get back upstairs until Burden was just about done playing. From what I saw, they reminded me of some of the old-school punk bands you'd come across on the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater soundtrack. While those songs made for cool, appropriate  background noise for a vert ramp shred sash, I never felt compelled to jam them outside of the game. I'll never hate on an act that's spirited and can generate positive energy from a crowd, but there was nothing about Burden's music that I found to be above average.      

Wound Man:
Holy hell, what a powerviolence band Wound Man is. The balance between grind chaos and gloomy, mid-paced sludge was as clean as I've ever heard in the genre and their vocalist was an intense lunatic who performed just about every song in the middle of the pit. If their studio material comes anywhere close to resembling the freight turn of fury that was their live show, I'm going to become a huge Wound Man fan in no time at all.

Converge:
Reliability is something that shouldn't be taken for granted-especially with live music. Not only is a group of musicians being able to bring it every time they take the stage a very impressive feat, it also provides the comforting luxury of piece of mind that your money is being well spent when you go see one of their shows. Metalcore pioneers Converge are flagship members of this special club.

The 50 minutes they were on stage played out like a tutorial on how to make playing extreme music look like the easiest thing in the world. They carry themselves with an easy yet not overbearing confidence, never miss a note and know how to craft a setlist that matches the tone of the bands they're sharing the stage with (in this case, it was a heavy dose of their heavier, spazzier material). Their universal prowess becomes even more jaw-dropping when you consider that most of the band is in there early-to-mid 40's (drummer Ben Koller is the young buck at age 39) and playing super technical music full of frequent, rapid tempo changes. Part of me wishes things got a bit rowdier than they did considering the space they were playing in, but it was still really cool to see them return to their roots in such a lowkey venue and with their 30th (!) anniversary as a band coming next year, hopefully they'll do some more intimate hometown shows like this.

Grades:
Burden: C
Wound Man: B+
Converge: A-

Setlist:
Converge:
A Single Tear
Dark Horse
Aimless Arrow
Under Duress
Forsaken
Reap What You Sow
Cutter
Glacial Pace
Sadness Comes Home
Runaway
All We Love We Leave Behind
Eagles Become Vultures
Concubine

Wednesday, September 25, 2019

The Best and Worst of Anna Kendrick (2019)

“The Best and Worst of” series chronicles the career highlights and lowlights of an actor starring in one of the week's new theatrical releases. This week, I take a look at the filmography of “The Day Shall Come” star Anna Kendrick.

Films starring Anna Kendrick that I've seen:
Up in the Air
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
50/50
End of Watch
Pitch Perfect
Cake
The Voices
Pitch Perfect 2
Get a Job
Mr. Right
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
The Hollars
The Accountant 
Table 19
Pitch Perfect 3
A Simple Favor

Best Performance: A Simple Favor (2018)
While a string of increasingly insane plot twists in the final act made A Simple Favor a pretty frustrating watch on the whole, Kendrick's performance goes a long way in preventing Paul Feig's darkly comedic mystery thriller from completely falling apart.  Kendrick brings an ideal combination of charm and unassuming menace to a bubbly, seemingly perfect single mother whose long-hidden dark secrets come to light once she strikes up an unexpected friendship with another mother (the similarly fantastic Blake Lively) at her kid's school.    

Worst Performance: The Accountant (2016)
Like every actor with this project outside of Ben Affleck, Kendrick is done in by an absurd, scattershot script that isn't sure whether to treat her character as collateral damage in a major criminal scheme or a love interest to Affleck's titular autistic math wizard/hitman.

Best Film: 50/50 (2011)
In a development that should shock absolutely no one who is familiar with my work, I'm going to be pumping out a whole lot of 2010's retrospective content once 2019 wraps up. Even though the brainstorming process has just kicked off, I can confirm that 50/50 will be featured on at least one of those lists. Not only does it handle battling cancer in a grounded way that never feels contrived or melodramatic, it's also funny as hell and is toplined by the most powerful performance of Joseph Gordon-Levitt's career to-date.

Worst Film: The Voices (2015)
Dark comedy can be a tricky genre to pull off and despite boasting a solid premise (an upbeat schizophrenic man slowly gives into his evil delusions after accidently killing his co-worker) and talented cast (Ryan Reynolds, Kendrick, Gemma Arterton, Jacki Weaver) that is up for tackling gleefully sadistic material, The Voices ends up falling completely on its face. The script's failure to establish a tone that adds even a bit of lightness to offset the heavy dose of morbidity results in The Voices being far more off-putting than it is funny.

Thank you for reading this week's edition of “The Best and Worst of”. The next victim of my praise and ire will be “Joker” star Joaquin Phoenix. 

Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Week 3 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2019 Edition

Quarterback
MVP: Russell Wilson (Seahawks) 
A parade of miscues from running back Chris Carson and the special teams put the Seahawks in a deep hole early against the Saints, which in turn allowed Wilson to put together an all time great garbage time explosion. The 30-year old signalcaller threw for 406 YDS and 2 TD's while adding another 51 YDS and 2 TD's on the ground. Wilson has a date with the Cardinals leaky defense in Week 4.
Honorable Mentions: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs), Jameis Winston (Buccaneers), Deshaun Watson (Texans)

LVP: Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) 
The 49ers are off to a surprising 3-0 start despite Garoppolo doing everything in his power to make things difficult for them to win games. He put together yet another sloppy dud against the Steelers on Sunday afternoon, throwing for 277 YDS, 1 TD and turning the ball over 3 times (2 INT's, 1 lost fumble). We'll see if he can make some adjustments during the bye week and not continue to kill his team with ugly turnovers.
Dishonorable Mentions: Baker Mayfield (Browns), Aaron Rodgers (Packers), Kirk Cousins (Vikings)

Running Back
MVP: Mark Ingram (Ravens)
In a game where Lamar Jackson struggled to consistently get things going through the air, Ingram was able to keep the Ravens competitive. He mustered an impressive scrimmage 135 YDS (103 rushing, 32 receiving) and 3 rushing TD's in a tough road loss to the Chiefs. With 319 total YDS and 5 scores through 3 games, Ingram has provided an excellent return on his late 4th-to-early 5th round ADP.
Honorable Mentions: Alvin Kamara (Saints), Phillip Lindsay (Broncos), Christian McCaffery (Panthers)

LVP: Todd Gurley (Rams) 
After a pretty strong start, the red flags surrounding Gurley heading into 2019 finally showed up this week. Gurley looked sluggish against a banged-up Browns D on Sunday Night Football, catching no passes and managing just 43 YDS on 14 carries. He'll look to make more of his modest workload this week when the Rams return home to face a very beatable Buccaneers team.
Dishonorable Mentions: James Conner (Steelers), Chris Carson (Seahawks), Josh Jacobs (Raiders)

Wide Receiver 
MVP: Mike Evans (Buccaneers) 
Safe to say, Evans has gotten over whatever illness was holding him back the past 2 games. The Bucs top wideout spazzed on the Giants garbage secondary, mustering 190 YDS and 3 TD's on just 8 receptions. Even in a brutal matchup against the Rams, Evans will be on the WR1 radar in Week 4.
Honorable Mentions: Keenan Allen (Chargers), Cooper Kupp (Rams), Tyler Lockett (Seahawks)

LVP: Kenny Golladay (Lions) 
Golladay was practically invisible against the Eagles horrid secondary, securing just 2 of his 8 targets for 17 yards. Despite this forgettable performance, Golladay is firmly entrenched as the Lions top receiving option and should be considered a mid-tier WR2 most weeks.
Dishonorable Mentions: Stefon Diggs (Vikings), Calvin Ridley (Falcons),  Chris Godwin (Buccaneers)

Tight End
MVP: Greg Olsen (Panthers)
Look out people, we might have an unexpected resurgence on our hands. Olsen, who is coming off a pair of injury-plagued seasons, followed up his 100+ yard explosion in Week 2 with a similarly terrific outing (6 REC/75 YDS/2 TD) against the Cardinals. As long as he stays healthy and maintains a rapport with Kyle Allen, who is set to fill-in for Cam Newton the foreseeable future, Olsen has a great chance of re-establishing his status as an elite fantasy tight end on a long-term basis.
Honorable Mentions: Austin Hooper (Falcons), Evan Engram (Giants), Darren Waller (Raiders)

LVP: Mark Andrews (Ravens) 
Lamar Jackson's aforementioned struggles versus the Chiefs limited Andrews to just 15 YDS on 3 receptions. The centerpiece of the Ravens passing attack should get back on track against a wounded Browns secondary this Sunday.
Dishonorable Mentions: T.J. Hockenson (Lions), Jared Cook (Saints), Kyle Rudolph (Vikings)

Defense/Special Teams
MVP: Bears
The poor Redskins became the 1st team in 2019 to experience the full fury of the Bears defense. Chuck Pagano's crew made Case Keenum and co. uncomfortable all night by registering a knockout performance (4 sacks, 3 INT, 2 FUM and a TD) that helped power the team to a relatively easy road victory. Repeating this level of dominance in their week 4 tilt with the ultraconservative Vikings offense seems like a long shot.
Honorable Mentions: Jaguars, Patriots, Saints

LVP: Titans
Sloppy conditions and a far better than expected performance from the Jaguars o-line/QB prevented the Titans D from doing any damage (0 sacks or takeaways) in a 20-7 loss last Thursday night. While there's a lot of talent on this group, their pretty conservative approach means the fantasy numbers aren't likely to be there every week. They'll look to get back in the good graces of their owners when they square off with a Falcons squad that has turned the ball over multiple times in 2 of the first 3 games.
Dishonorable Mentions: Seahawks, Chargers, Eagles

2019 NFL Power Rankings: Week 4

()=previous ranking

1.(1) New England Patriots (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Buffalo Bills
2.(2) Los Angeles Rams (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
3.(3) Kansas City Chiefs (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Detroit Lions
4.(4) Dallas Cowboys (3-0) Week 4 opponent: New Orleans Saints
5.(6) Green Bay Packers (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles
6.(5) Baltimore Ravens (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Cleveland Browns
7.(9) Houston Texans (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Carolina Panthers
8.(11) Minnesota Vikings (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Chicago Bears
9.(8) Seattle Seahawks (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Arizona Cardinals
10.(18) New Orleans Saints (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Dallas Cowboys
11.(13) Chicago Bears (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Minnesota Vikings
12.(10) Los Angeles Chargers (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Miami Dolphins
13.(15) Buffalo Bills (3-0) Week 4 opponent: New England Patriots
14.(16) San Francisco 49ers (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Bye Week
15.(20) Detroit Lions (2-0-1) Week 4 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs
16.(17) Indianapolis Colts (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Oakland Raiders
17.(7) Philadelphia Eagles (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Green Bay Packers
18.(12) Tennessee Titans (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Atlanta Falcons
19.(14) Atlanta Falcons (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Tennessee Titans
20.(22) Carolina Panthers (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Houston Texans
21.(19) Cleveland Browns (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Baltimore Ravens
22.(27) Jacksonville Jaguars (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Denver Broncos
23.(21) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Los Angeles Rams
24.(31) New York Giants (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Washington Redskins
25.(23) Oakland Raiders (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Indianapolis Colts
26.(24) Pittsburgh Steelers (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals
27.(25) Denver Broncos (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars
28.(26) Arizona Cardinals (0-2-1) Week 4 opponent: Seattle Seahawks
29.(29) Cincinnati Bengals (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers
30.(28) Washington Redskins (0-3) Week 4 opponent: New York Giants
31.(30) New York Jets (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Bye Week
32.(32) Miami Dolphins (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

Monday, September 23, 2019

Album Review: Lana Del Rey-Norman Fucking Rockwell!

The court of public opinion is a relentlessly cruel place and few artists working today that haven't been accused or convicted of a heinous crime have experienced the full extent of that harshness more than Lana Del Rey. Before her debut LP Born to Die dropped in January 2012, she had already been labeled a phony product of the industry after some internet detectives discovered that she recorded an album under the name Lizzy Grant years earlier that sounded nothing like the melancholic pop she was making under the Lana Del Rey moniker and became an overnight meme sensation following a sloppy Saturday Night Live performance where her pitch was all over the place.

Post-Born to Die, the narrative around Del Rey slowly began to change. Despite not changing the dreary tone or obsession with 50's/60's American pop culture that earned her so much hate at the start of her career, the criticisms surrounding her overall aesthetic and vocal capabilities have decreased with each record she's released. Norman Fucking Rockwell! is the final step in a seven-and-a-half year reclamation project where Del Rey asserts her dominance over the alternative corner of the pop landscape and finally ascends to the pioneer status that she's long been denied.

Norman Fucking Rockwell! standouts in Del Rey discography for one simple reason: an abundance of swagger. The self-proclaimed sad girl's music may still have a bleak backdrop, but this record has an overwhelming bravado running through it that makes most hip-hop records seem modest. She jumps between singing behind hazy guitars that harken back to the days of The Doors ("California", "The Greatest") to minimalist piano ("Norman Fucking Rockwell", "Mariners Apartment Complex") to booming strings with her signature trip hop undertones ("How I Disappear", "Fuck It, I Love You" ) with a sense of complete fearlessness, tackling every twist and turn this bold, psychedelic journey takes with stunning vibrancy and prowess. As consistently impressive as her discography has been, it's still stunning to see how much more comfortable she is as both a singer and songwriter now compared to the early days.    

Aiding the increased potency and confidence Del Rey displays here is the sensational production of Jack Antonoff. Like Del Rey, Antonoff has faced heavy scrutiny over the years for his perceived disingenuous image and reliance on bouncy piano progressions to drive his songs. He uses Norman Fucking Rockwell! as a vast wonderland to say "fuck you" to his detractors by experimenting with an array of different sounds that are unlike anything he's ever done on any of his own projects or high-profile collaborations with the likes of Taylor Swift and Lorde.

While piano is still his preferred tool for crafting melodies, Antonoff fills the instrumentation here with plenty of subtle, stunning flourishes. Simple, beautiful keys build into explosive bridges filled with triumphant synths. Distorted guitar lines emerge practically out of thin air. Lengthy ambient outros provide powerful, dream-like exclamation points to the moody anthems that preceded them. These unexpected, slowly-unfolding detours that occur on just about every track here allow Del Rey to explore every octave of her expansive vocal range while also allowing her sprawling vision of a longtime cynic finally flirting with optimism even as the whole world burns around her to come to life with titanic force. Creating an immersive emotional atmosphere has always been the primary appeal of Del Rey's music and under Antonoff's watch, these soundscapes have never been more visceral, hypnotic or exhilarating.

I don't give a shit if anyone writes this off as a rash overreaction since it's only been four weeks since it was released, I'm ready to declare that Norman Fucking Rockwell! is a generation-defining masterpiece. Underneath its dense, endlessly rewarding musical surface, it's really a poetic representation of what it means to be alive in 2019. The world may be full of heartbreak, division and general unease, but entertaining the possibility that better days are on the horizon if you can muster up the strength to weather the storm is all the fuel you need to make tomorrow worth living for. This is a message that only Del Rey could deliver with such grace, clarity and poignancy, and ultimately  why Norman Fucking Rockwell! should go down as the most impressive accomplishment of her quietly influential career thus far.
        
Grade: A+
Standout Tracks
1.California 
2.Cinnamon Girl
3.Fuck It, I Love You

Friday, September 20, 2019

Way Too Early Oscar Predictions: 2019 Edition

Fall film festival season has briefly paused as the big three (Telluride, Toronto, Venice) have all wrapped up and the next big one (New York) doesn't kick off until next Friday. Early buzz from the titles that have already premiered on the circuit hasn't established any true frontrunners in what is believed to be an ultracompetitive year, especially in the lead actor and actress categories. Fear not people because that lack of clarity isn't going to stop me from making some way too early Oscar predictions. As always, it needs to be noted that several high profile contenders (Little Women, The Irishman, 1917, Bombshell, Dark Waters) have yet to have a public screening and the prospective field could fluctuate significantly once they do. After sifting through the early reviews and looking at the trends of past years, here's what I came up for prospective nominees in the top categories. 

* indicates the projected winner

Best Picture:
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
The Farewell
Ford v. Ferrari
The Irishman  
Joker
Jojo Rabbit
Just Mercy
Little Women
Marriage Story*
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood

Best Director:
Noah Baumbach (Marriage Story)
Marielle Heller (A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood)
James Mangold (Ford v. Ferrari)
Martin Scorsese (The Irishman)
Quentin Tarantino (Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood)*

Best Actor:
Leonardo DiCaprio (Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood)
Adam Driver (Marriage Story)*
Michael B. Jordan (Just Mercy)
Joaquin Phoenix (Joker)
Jonathan Pryce (The Two Popes)

Best Actress:
Cynthia Erivo (Harriet)
Scarlett Johansson (Marriage Story)
Saiorse Ronan (Little Women)
Charlize Theron (Bombshell)
Renee Zellweger (Judy)*

Best Supporting Actor:
Christian Bale (Ford v. Ferrari)
Tom Hanks (A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood)*
Anthony Hopkins (The Two Popes)
Jamie Foxx (Just Mercy)
Brad Pitt (Once Upon a Time in.. Hollywood)

Best Supporting Actress:
Laura Dern (Marriage Story)*
Jennifer Lopez (Hustlers)
Florence Pugh (Little Women)
Margot Robbie (Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood)
Suzhen Zhao (The Farewell)

Best Original Screenplay:
The Farewell
Ford v. Ferrari
Marriage Story*
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood
Parasite

Best Adapted Screenplay:
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood*
The Irishman
Little Women
Joker
Just Mercy

Best Animated Feature:
Frozen 2
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
Missing Link 
Toy Story 4*
Weathering with You

Best International Feature Film:
Dear Son
Les Misérables 
Monos
Pain and Glory
Parasite*

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Earful of Fantasy Episode #3

On this episode, Liam and I discuss finding a replacement QB in the wake of the rash of injuries that have occurred at the position over the past 2 weeks, make jokes about Sam Darnold and struggle to list podcast providers. Listen below, subscribe at one of those aforementioned podcast providers that we don't know the names of and be sure to tune in next Wednesday at 7:30 PM EST on our Facebook page when we engage in another round of manic fantasy football banter.




Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Week 2 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2019 Edition

Quarterback
MVP: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 
This Patrick Mahomes fella is pretty good. The reigning MVP celebrated his final visit to Oakland by carving up the Raiders for 443 YDS and 4 TD's in a pretty easy 28-10 win on Sunday afternoon. Mahomes will likely face a much stiffer test this week when the Chiefs return home to face a Ravens defense that has only surrendered 1 passing TD so far this season.
Honorable Mentions: Lamar Jackson (Ravens), Dak Prescott (Cowboys), Tom Brady (Patriots) 

LVP: Deshaun Watson (Texans) 
The electricity Watson displayed in New Orleans last Monday didn't make it on the plane back to Houston. Even with star corner A.J. Bouye sidelined, the Jags pass D did an excellent job containing Watson-as he finished the day with just 159 YDS and 0 TD's through the air. A 2 yard rushing TD in the 4th quarter was the only real highlight of the afternoon for the 3rd-year QB who was once again let down by porous offensive line play. A road showdown with the Chargers, who are in the middle of the pack in points allowed to quarterbacks, awaits Watson in Week 3.
Dishonorable Mentions: Cam Newton (Panthers), Aaron Rodgers (Packers), Jameis Winston (Buccaneers) 

Running Back
MVP: Dalvin Cook (Vikings)
Mike Zimmer's reported desire to commit to the running game wasn't a joke. Despite going down 14-0 early against the Packers, the Vikings continued to feed Cook and he did everything he could to get them back in the game-registering 191 scrimmage YDS (154 rushing, 37 receiving) and a rushing TD on 23 touches. Cook will look to keep his staggering hot start going against a stouter than anticipated Raiders run D on Sunday.
Honorable Mentions: Aaron Jones (Packers), Saquon Barkley (Giants), Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys)

LVP: Christian McCaffery (Panthers)
In a prime matchup against the Buccaneers, McCaffery ended up being an afterthought in the passing game (2 REC/16 YDS) and mustered next to nothing on the ground (37 YDS) despite getting close to his usual number of carries (16). If Cam Newton ends up missing Week 3 after reportedly reaggravating his foot injury in practice, his workload (and subsequent odds of putting together a bounceback) could be even higher when the Panthers square off against a vulnerable Cardinals defense.
Dishonorable Mentions: Alvin Kamara (Saints), Damien Williams (Chiefs), Joe Mixon (Bengals)

Wide Receiver 
MVP: Julio Jones (Falcons)
In an ugly primetime showdown full of bad QB decisionmaking, inexcusable drops and more injures than the Running of the Bulls, Jones brought a welcome sense of competence to this gridiron dumpster fire. The Falcons star wideout made the most out of his modest reception total (5), picking up 106 YDS and 2 TD's including a beautiful 54 YD catch-and-run that clinched the win over the Eagles. Matt Ryan hasn't been particularly sharp to open the year and their schedule is looking pretty brutal at the moment, but Jones should remain a no doubt WR1 as long as he's healthy.
Honorable Mentions: Odell Beckham Jr. (Browns), Chris Godwin (Buccaneers), Emmanuel Sanders (Broncos)

LVP: Josh Gordon (Patriots)
Believe it or not, there was a member of the Patriots that didn't dominate in South Beach last weekend. Gordon mustered just 2 receptions for 19 YDS against the lowly Dolphins D on a day where the passing game ran through Julian Edelman and Antonio Brown. He'll look to get back on track against a Jets secondary that just got torched by Odell Beckham Jr.
Dishonorable Mentions: Robert Woods (Rams), Deandre Hopkins (Texans), Dede Westbrook (Jaguars)

Tight End
MVP: Mark Andrews (Ravens)
Lamar Jackson's favorite target had himself another great game in Week 2. The sophomore tight end led the Ravens in receiving-picking up 112 YDS and a TD on 8 receptions-in a nice victory over the Cardinals. Andrews has lived up to the preseason hype thus far and should be locked in as a weekly TE1.
Honorable Mentions: Travis Kelce (Chiefs), Vance McDonald (Steelers), Greg Olsen (Panthers)

LVP: O.J. Howard (Buccaneers)
What the hell is wrong with O.J. Howard? He was regularly out of position, getting silly penalties  and worst of all, didn't even manage a TARGET in last Thursday's showdown with the Panthers. There's too much upside to give up on him after just 2 weeks, but he's going to have to make some dramatic strides in the next couple weeks in order to remain rosterable, let alone a starting option for the rest of 2019.
Dishonorable Mentions: T.J. Hockenson (Lions), Jared Cook (Saints), Jimmy Graham (Packers)

Defense/Special Teams
MVP: Patriots 
It really is shocking how much destruction can occur when a juggernaut faces off against some hapless amateurs. The Patriots defense downright embarrassed the Dolphins JV team, picking up 7 sacks, 4 INT's, 2 TD's and holding them to a shutout on Sunday. A Week 3 showdown with the Luke Falk-led Jets makes another finish atop the fantasy leaderboards seem very likely.
Honorable Mentions: Browns, Texans, Chiefs

LVP: Broncos
Despite only allowing 16 points, the Broncos mustered 0 sacks or takeaways in a home game against the Bears anemic offense. Vic Fangio's presence has not provided the expected boost to this group and they might be worth considering dropping after back-to-back below average performances to start the season.
Dishonorable Mentions: Cowboys, Ravens, Seahawks

2019 NFL Power Rankings: Week 3

()=previous ranking

1.(1) New England Patriots (2-0) Week 3 opponent: New York Jets
2.(2) Los Angeles Rams (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Cleveland Browns
3.(3) Kansas City Chiefs (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Baltimore Ravens
4.(6) Dallas Cowboys (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Miami Dolphins
5.(8) Baltimore Ravens (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs
6.(12) Green Bay Packers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Denver Broncos
7.(5) Philadelphia Eagles (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Detroit Lions
8.(13) Seattle Seahawks (2-0) Week 3 opponent: New Orleans Saints
9.(9) Houston Texans (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers
10.(7) Los Angeles Chargers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Houston Texans
11.(10) Minnesota Vikings (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Oakland Raiders
12.(11) Tennessee Titans (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars
13.(14) Chicago Bears (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Washington Redskins
14.(16) Atlanta Falcons (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Indianapolis Colts
15.(19) Buffalo Bills (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals
16.(24) San Francisco 49ers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers
17.(18) Indianapolis Colts (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Detroit Lions
18.(4) New Orleans Saints (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Seattle Seahawks
19.(20) Cleveland Browns (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Los Angeles Rams
20.(26) Detroit Lions (1-0-1) Week 3 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles
21.(29) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: New York Giants
22.(17) Carolina Panthers (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Arizona Cardinals
23.(21) Oakland Raiders (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Minnesota Vikings
24.(15) Pittsburgh Steelers (0-2) Week 3 opponent: San Francisco 49ers
25.(23) Denver Broncos (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Green Bay Packers
26.(27) Arizona Cardinals (0-1-1) Week 3 opponent: Carolina Panthers
27.(25) Jacksonville Jaguars (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Tennessee Titans
28.(30) Washington Redskins (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Chicago Bears
29.(28) Cincinnati Bengals (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Buffalo Bills
30.(22) New York Jets (0-2) Week 3 opponent: New England Patriots
31.(31) New York Giants (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
32.(32) Miami Dolphins (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

Monday, September 16, 2019

The Best and Worst of Brad Pitt (2019)

“The Best and Worst of” series chronicles the career highlights and lowlights of an actor starring in one of the week's new theatrical releases. This week, I take a look at the filmography of “Ad Astra” star Brad Pitt.

Film starring Brad Pitt that I've seen:
True Romance
Seven
12 Monkeys
Fight Club
Snatch
Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Twelve
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Ocean's Thirteen 
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Burn After Reading
Inglorious Basterds
The Tree of Life
Moneyball
Killing Them Softly
World War Z
12 Years a Slave
The Counselor 
Fury
The Big Short
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood

Best Performance: Inglorious Basterds (2009)
From his memorable cameo in True Romance to his recent acclaimed leading role in Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood, the writing of Quentin Tarantino always brings out the best in Pitt. As terrific as he was in both of the aforementioned titles, his first leading role in a movie by the notorious filmmaker is my favorite role of his career by a considerable margin. Badass Nazi hunter Lt. Aldo Raine is the perfect vessel for his easygoing charisma and sly comedic delivery. Not to mention, he's a fantastic foil for the horrifying antagonist Col. Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz).

Worst Performance: The Tree of Life (2011)
Alternating between yelling at his kids and staring up at the picture-esque sky for over two hours results in Pitt's character becoming the most boring dad in the history of cinema.

Best Film: Fight Club (1999)
David Fincher brings Chuck Palahniuk's darkly hilarious satire about lonely men who try to compensate for their inability to feel anything by engaging in increasingly destructive acts of violence to life with a fearless sense of clarity that flawlessly captures the incendiary tone of the novel. Strong, disturbing social commentary that's as relevant as ever today aside, Fight Club also features several sensational, transformative performances (Edward Norton, Pitt, Helena Bonham Carter, Jared Leto) and an all timer of a twist ending (for those who haven't had it spoiled ahead of time at least) that wraps things up on a stunning note.

Worst Film: The Tree of Life (2011)
The Tree of Life was a landmark film for me because it birthed my overwhelming hatred for meandering indie dramas that believe they are conveying the most important messages ever conceived by mankind. In this story about "the meaning of life", Terrence Malick celebrates his own artistic vision with such overwhelming pleasure that this might as well have been a solo porno. By the time the first hour featuring Sean Penn staring out the windows of skyscrapers, flashbacks of his parents (Pitt, Jessica Chastain) staring at the stars with him and shots of outer space to remind the audience that humans are just small dots in a massive universe (so deep!!!!!) wrapped up, I began to think that this would be the perfect for an apocalyptic event to occur. While the world ending would definitely suck, at least it would spare me the pain of enduring another 90 minutes of this self-congratulatory, pseudo-intellectual trash.

Thank you for reading this week's edition of “The Best and Worst of”. The next victim of my praise and ire will be “The Day Shall Come” star Anna Kendrick. 

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Earful of Fantasy Episode #2

Waiver wire pickups! Start 'Em/Sit Em's! Some indulgent talk about how our fantasy teams fared last week! Liam and I cover all of your Week 2 fantasy football needs on episode #2 of Earful of Fantasy. Listen below and if you want to hear this magic unfold live, be sure to tune into our Facebook page on Wednesday night at 7:30 PM EST.


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Friday, September 13, 2019

Concert Review: Periphery-- Boston, MA-- September 12th, 2019

Lineup: Periphery/Veil of Maya/Covet
Venue: House of Blues Boston

Covet: With their instrumental math rock roots and guitar prodigy Yvette Young serving as the focal point of the trio, Covet is like if Animals as Leaders decided to drop the djent elements and go all in on their lush, mellow side. They definitely need add to some songwriting dynamism to complement their ridiculous technical chops and there isn't always enough memorable melodies to sustain the 5+ minute runtime of many of their songs, but their set made for a pleasant, easygoing start to the evening's festivities nonetheless.

Veil of Maya:
What a difference a quality sound mix makes. The previous time I saw Veil of Maya on last year's Summer Slaughter Tour featured such annoying issues as Lukas Maygar's lower-pitched vocals being completely inaudible and Marc Okubo's guitar to go in-and-out that prevented them from reaching their peak as a live act. Without any audio issues holding them back this time around, their performance ended up being an electric ride from start to finish. Maygar is a sensational frontman whose ability to keep a crowd hyped up matches his vocal prowess and the bouncy, hooky nature of the songs from their past two records (2015's Matriarch, 2017's False Idol) that dominated their setlist established a warm atmosphere that evoked memories of the community feeling that made metalcore shows so much fun to attend when I was in high school a decade ago. As much as I miss the crushing, odd-metered chaos of the Brandon Butler-era, Veil of Maya has seamlessly transitioned into an excellent traditional metalcore band without losing the relentless energy and gift for writing chunky riffs that made them a clear standout in the early days of Sumerian Records.

Periphery:
Finally getting to see Periphery headline after being a fan of theirs since the release of their 2010 self-titled debut LP was a really cool experience. Spencer Sotelo remains an absurdly gifted vocalist that makes switching from beautiful falsetto singing to vicious guttural screaming on a whim look super easy and the material from their new record Periphery IV: Hail Stan, which made up over half of the set, sounded terrific live. Only real complaints I had were some of the baffling older song choices ("Psychosphere", "Lune") that resulted in the buzz that filled the room taking a notable albeit temporary dip and the fact they could've played at least three of their normal-length songs in place of the nearly 17 minute "Reptile" kind of irked me. Regardless, this was a great reminder of Periphery's immense talent that also happened to be just the kick in the ass I needed to rework Periphery IV into my regular listening rotation after an unjustifiable layoff.  

Grades:
Covet: B
Veil of Maya: A-
Periphery: A-

Setlists:
Veil of Maya:
20/200
Whistleblower
Nyu
Leeloo
Ellie
Punisher
Overthrow
Three-Fifty
Lisbeth
Unbreakable
Doublespeak
Pool Spray
Lucy
Mikasa

Periphery:
Reptile
CHVRCH BURNER
Garden in the Bones
Follow You Ghost
Scarlet
Marigold
It's Only Smiles
Psychosphere
Blood Eagle

Encore:
Lune

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

The Best and Worst of Jeffrey Wright

“The Best and Worst of” series chronicles the career highlights and lowlights of an actor starring in one of the week's new theatrical releases. This week, I take a look at the filmography of “The Goldfinch” star Jeffrey Wright.

Films starring Jeffrey Wright that I've seen:
Shaft
Lady in the Water
Casino Royale
Quantum of Solace
Cadillac Records
Source Code
The Ides of March
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Broken City
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay-Part 1
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay-Part 2
Game Night
Hold the Dark


Best Performance: Hold the Dark (2018)
While Jeremey Saulnier's bleak mystery thriller is not without its rough patches, Wright's tremendous lead performance is a key part of the reason why Hold the Dark manages to overcome its flaws and go down as a pretty great movie. As a wolf behavioral expert hired by a distraught mother (Riley Keough) to investigate a string of disappearances in a small Alaska town, Wright brings a realistic blend of determination, fear and self-reflection to his character that helps keep the proceedings grounded even as the film slowly transforms from a pretty routine procedural to an almost surreal tale about the unspeakable evils mankind is capable of.  

Worst Performance: Lady in the Water (2006)
On Westworld, Wright manages to consistently shine even though the material routinely veers into nonsensical and incomprehensible directions. His first exposure to this brand of suspect writing didn't go nearly as smoothly. As a resident of a Philadelphia apartment complex who aids in the rescue of a wounded water nymph (Bryce Dallas Howard) that appears in the building's swimming pool on one fateful evening, Wright seems just as confused as most audiences were by M. Night Shyamalan's absurd fairy tale.  

Best Film: Game Night (2018),
Along with This is the End and Popstar, Game Night sits atop my list of best mainstream R-rated comedies of the decade. By weaving a thriller-esque component into a goofy ensemble comedy centered around a group of friends (Jason Bateman, Rachel McAdams, Billy Magnussen, Sharon Horgan, Lamorne Morris, Kylie Bunbury) whose typically mundane weekly game night takes an unexpected turn when the host (Kyle Chandler) is actually kidnapped during a role-playing mystery party, Game Night becomes a slick, unique standout that flawlessly blends huge laughs and legitimate suspense.    

Worst Film: Lady in the Water (2006)
Part of me respects Lady in the Water for just how batshit insane the last half hour or so is. The other resents it for how dull, convoluted and horribly-acted the rest of it is. In other words, it's the perfect encapsulation of Shyamalan's infuriating yet bizarrely endearing career.

Thank you for reading this week's edition of “The Best and Worst of”. The next victim of my praise and ire will be “Ad Astra” star Brad Pitt.

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Week 1 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2019 Edition

Quarterback
MVP: Lamar Jackson (Ravens)
The Pompano Beach native had one hell of a homecoming in South Florida, shredding the hapless Dolphins defense for 324 YDS and 5 TD's through the air. This was a head-turning performance for the sophomore quarterback who struggled immensely as a passer during his rookie campaign. He'll look to keep rolling in Week 2 against a Cardinals defense that just struggled to contain Matthew Stafford.
Honorable Mentions: Dak Prescott (Cowboys), Deshaun Watson (Texans), Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

LVP: Jameis Winston (Buccaneers) 
Cam Newton and Baker Mayfield may have had higher expectations, but their underwhelming 2019 debuts weren't nearly as inexcusable as Winston's. Winston threw 3 INT's (2 of which were returned for TD's) against a wretched 49ers D that only mustered 2 all of last season without posting the type of gaudy statline (207 total YDS and 1 passing TD) that can make up for the generosity he displayed by repeatedly sharing the ball with the other team. Despite this infuriating, vintage dud from Crab Legs, Bruce Arians' aggressive vertical scheme and an arsenal of receiving weapons that rank among the league's most dangerous will keep him on the QB1 fringe for the time being.
Dishonorable Mentions: Cam Newton (Panthers), Baker Mayfield (Browns), Jared Goff (Rams)

Running Back
MVP: Austin Ekeler (Chargers) 
Melvin Gordon's campaign for a big new deal took another massive hit on Sunday afternoon. Ekeler stepped into the Chargers starting RB role seamlessly against the Colts, putting up a very impressive 154 scrimmage YDS (58 rushing, 96 receiving)  and 3 TD's on 18 touches (12 carries, 6 receptions). With a proven dual threat skill set and near guarantee of solid weekly volume, Ekeler should be on the RB1 radar until Gordon ends his holdout in mid-to-late October.
Honorable Mentions: Christian McCaffery (Panthers), Derrick Henry (Titans), Marlon Mack (Colts)

LVP: Devonta Freeman (Falcons) 
Boy oh boy did Freeman show some rust in his first NFL game action in nearly a year. The star running back got completely bottled up by the Vikings, picking up only 31 scrimmage YDS (19 rushing, 12 receiving) and losing a fumble on 11 touches. Freeman will face the daunting task of trying to bounce back against a tough Eagles run D on Sunday night.
Dishonorable Mentions: Sony Michel (Patriots), Aaron Jones (Packers), David Montgomery (Bears)

Wide Receiver
MVP: Sammy Watkins (Chiefs) 
Even before Tyreek Hill left the game with a collarbone injury in the 2nd quarter, Watkins was torching the Jaguars secondary for huge gains and his dominance only became more prevalent once Hill was sidelined. The notoriously erratic 6th year wideout finished the afternoon with an eye-popping 198 YDS and 3 TD's on 9 receptions in a blowout road win for the Chiefs. Watkins will undoubtedly benefit from Hill's indefinite absence, but his inconsistency and questionable durability makes him nothing more than a shaky WR2.
Honorable Mentions: Desean Jackson (Eagles), Marquise Brown (Ravens), DeAndre Hopkins (Texans)

LVP: Mike Evans (Buccaneers) 
A combination of battling an illness and terrible play from Winston made Evans a complete non-factor in Week 1. He was sporadically missing from the lineup throughout the game and ended up with only 2 receptions for 28 yards against a very beatable 49ers secondary. Assuming he can return to health in time, Evans should fare much better against the Panthers on Thursday night.
Dishonorable Mentions: Brandin Cooks (Rams), Corey Davis (Titans), Robby Anderson (Jets)

Tight End
MVP: T.J. Hockenson (Lions) 
Lamar Jackson wasn't the only one throwing up double birds to a long-running narrative this week. Hockensen told everybody who believed rookie tight ends couldn't make an impact right away to go screw with a sensational performance (6 REC/131 YDS/1 TD) in his NFL debut against the Cardinals. This was a very encouraging start for the widely heralded Iowa product and given the Lions lack of receiver depth behind Kenny Golladay and Marvin Jones Jr., he has a real chance to develop into a focal point of this passing attack in the coming weeks.
Honorable Mentions: Evan Engram (Giants), Delanie Walker (Titans), Mark Andrews (Ravens)

LVP: O.J. Howard (Buccaneers) 
The Bucs shameful fantasy week continues with a staggering dud from Howard, who mustered 32 YDS and a crucial lost fumble on just 4 receptions. Howard was on fire (23 REC/343 YDS/4 TD's in his last 6 games) before he went down with foot and ankle injuries last season, so hopefully this is just a hiccup on the road to fantasy greatness instead of the start of a disturbing downward trend.
Dishonorable Mentions: Kyle Rudolph (Vikings), Eric Ebron (Colts), Jared Cook (Saints)

Defense/Special Teams
MVP: Vikings
Matt Ryan and co. were not ready for a hungry, aggressive Vikings defense. The Norseman registered 4 sacks, 3 takeaways (2 INT's and a FUM REC), a blocked FG and just 12 points allowed (all in garbage time) in a suffocating 24-12 win over the Falcons. A Packers offense with a questionable o-line and a QB that almost never turns the ball over awaits in Week 2.
Honorable Mentions: Ravens, Seahawks, Bills

LVP: Browns 
Steve Wilks' crew did a pretty good of blowing through a Taylor Lewan-less line (4 sacks) and a pretty crap job in every other area (35 points allowed, 0 takeways) during a shocking blowout home loss to the Titans. They'll look to take advantage of a weak offensive line and gunslinger quarterback when they travel to East Rutherford to take on the Jets next Monday night.
Dishonorable Mentions: Eagles, Broncos, Chargers 

2019 NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

()=previous ranking

1.(1) New England Patriots (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Miami Dolphins
2.(2) Los Angeles Rams (1-0) Week 2 opponent: New Orleans Saints
3.(3) Kansas City Chiefs (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Oakland Raiders
4.(4) New Orleans Saints (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Los Angeles Rams
5.(5) Philadelphia Eagles (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Atlanta Falcons
6.(9) Dallas Cowboys (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Washington Redskins
7.(7) Los Angeles Chargers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Detroit Lions
8.(16) Baltimore Ravens (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Arizona Cardinals
9.(8) Houston Texans (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars
10.(12) Minnesota Vikings (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Green Bay Packers
11.(17) Tennessee Titans (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Indianapolis Colts
12.(14) Green Bay Packers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Minnesota Vikings
13.(13) Seattle Seahawks (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers
14.(6) Chicago Bears (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Denver Broncos
15.(10) Pittsburgh Steelers (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Seattle Seahawks
16.(11) Atlanta Falcons (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles
17.(18) Carolina Panthers (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
18.(19) Indianapolis Colts (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Tennessee Titans
19.(23) Buffalo Bills (1-0) Week 2 opponent: New York Giants
20.(15) Cleveland Browns (0-1) Week 2 opponent: New York Jets
21.(26) Oakland Raiders (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs
22.(21) New York Jets (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Cleveland Browns
23.(20) Denver Broncos (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Chicago Bears
24.(28) San Francisco 49ers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals
25.(22) Jacksonville Jaguars (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Houston Texans
26.(25) Detroit Lions (0-0-1) Week 2 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers
27.(31) Arizona Cardinals (0-0-1) Week 2 opponent: Baltimore Ravens
28.(29) Cincinnati Bengals (0-1) Week 2 opponent: San Francisco 49ers
29.(24) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Carolina Panthers
30.(32) Washington Redskins (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Dallas Cowboys
31.(27) New York Giants (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Buffalo Bills
32.(30) Miami Dolphins (0-1) Week 2 opponent: New England Patriots

Monday, September 9, 2019

Movie Review: It Chapter Two

After being trapped in development hell for nearly a decade, director Andy Muschietti and writer Gary Dauberman finally brought Stephen King's beloved novel It to the big screen in September 2017 with tremendous results. It won widespread raves for Bill Skarsgard's performance as the iconic killer clown Pennywise and the believable dynamic between the preteen protagonists that team up to fight this mythical shape-shifting monster. The rare scare/heart combo It possessed allowed it to transcend the genre in an unprecedented way at the box office-bringing in an astonishing $124 mil in its opening weekend in the U.S./Canada and eventually going onto become the highest grossing horror movie of all time worldwide ($700 mil). That winning formula disappeared faster than the children of Derry, Maine during Pennywise's feeding season in the conclusion to the It saga-which is a jarring, largely underwhelming horror flick that betrays the spirit of its predecessor.

Apparently the 27 year time jump was enough to suck the life out of everything that made this universe effective. A group of empathetic misfit teenagers bound together by their shared trauma are now just a bunch of cold adult strangers whose connection is rendered nonexistent by the passing of time. A menacing villain that preys on the fears of children has been reduced to a corny CGI funhouse that sets long-winded, unconvincing traps for the adults who return to Derry to kill him. A deft horror/comedy balance has devolved into a string of pitiful jump scare attempts and awkwardly-placed jokes that aren't even remotely funny. There's just no sense of cohesion, craftsmanship or passion behind this film, and it makes the entire thing feel like a half-assed, soulless effort that only exists to fulfill a contract with the studio.

It's truly astounding that It Chapter Two was made by the same people behind the original. This is the type of sizable regression that's typically reserved for when new blood comes in and craps all over the vision of the original creators. Perhaps Muschietti and Dauberman were just so delighted to receive a raise that they decided to mail it in for the entire production process or like adult Bill Denbrough (James McAvoy), who has become a successful novelist, they just happen to have a gift for squandering promising stories with weak conclusions. Whatever the cause, this remains a staggeringly uninspired, below average movie that deserves to be cited as a prime example of how to butcher a franchise finale for years to come.
        
Grade: C-

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Concert Review: Banks-- Boston, MA-- September 6th, 2019

Lineup: Banks/Kevin Garrett
Venue: House of Blues Boston

Kevin Garrett: Trying to find commonalties between an artist you don't know and ones that you're familiar with is often an inevitable part of being introduced to a musical act for the first time in a live setting. In the case of Kevin Garrett, I spent a solid 10-15 minutes trying to crack that code in my head. Was he was like Sam Smith? No, his delivery is too reserved. Ed Sheeran perhaps? No, there wasn't any dance, folk or hip-hop undertones.

Then after he pulled out an acoustic guitar during his third or fourth song, my petty quest for an apt description had finally been conquered. Garret's music was like if you paired the mellow, playing guitar on a park bench vibes of John Mayer and Jack Johnson with the agreeable anonymity of current male alternative R&B stars like Khalid and 6LACK. In other words, his voice is pleasant and the music is inoffensive yet rarely ever exciting.

The crowd seemed to share my lack of palpable enthusiasm as everything outside of a pair of crowdpleasing albeit effective covers (When the Party's Over by Billie Eilish and Pray You Catch Me by Beyoncé-which he co-wrote and produced) received a pretty lukewarm response. The talent is definitely there, his shit was just way too monotonous to successfully sustain a 45 minute set.

Banks:
I don't know if it was just good luck due to this being the third night of the tour for her new record III or she's just somehow become a tighter, fiercer live act since her last touring cycle ended in summer 2017, but Jillian Banks was on a warpath that was unlike anything I'd seen from her in the past. Without the vocal touchups and general sense of tidiness that comes with the polish of a studio recording, the raw emotional core of III came to life with titanic force live. While just about every track soared to new heights live, the funky swagger of "Alaska" and poignant soul searching of "Sawzall" were injected with a level of juice that would make even Jose Conseco blush. Banks' unimpeded vocal acrobatics paired with the presence of the live instrumentation that she doesn't tend to have on record made for a pure juggernaut duo. It'll be interesting to see if the power these tracks had live ends up having any effect on my opinion once I go back and listen to them again.

Singing prowess is just part of what makes Banks' live shows such a treat. The other major competent that helps her ascend to the elite tier of performers is the mesmerizing sensory overload that accompanies each song. She utilizes bold, intoxicating lighting choices and with the assist of her pair of backup dancers, intricate choreography that matches the tone of every song. I wish more artists would put this much attention to detail into the secondary elements of their shows. Having a carefully crafted, vivid backdrop that complements your songs can help turn a terrific musicianship exhibition into a full-on immersive, visceral experience. Without question, one of the best performances I've seen in 2019 and yet another step forward as a performer for pop's resident goddess.

Grades:
Kevin Garrett: C+
Banks: A

Setlists:
Kevin Garrett included:
Pray You Catch Me (Beyoncé cover)
When the Party's Over (Billie Eilish cover)

Banks:
Till Now
Underdog
Stroke
Drowning
Waiting Game
Contaminated
Hawaiian Mazes
Alaska
Propaganda
Poltergeist
Fuck with Myself
Sawzall
Better
Gemini Feed
Godless
The Fall
Gemini Feed
Gimme

Encore:
Look What You're Doing to Me
Beggin for Thread

Friday, September 6, 2019

Earful of Fantasy Episode #1

Happy to announce that I've teamed up with my friend Liam Madigan-Fried to launch a fantasy football podcast entitled "Earful of Fantasy". Episodes will be streamed live weekly on Wednesday nights at 7:30 EST on our Facebook page and be available on all audio platforms on Thursday morning. Our inaugural fantasy football take voyage as well as the links to our social media accounts can be found below. Hope you enjoy!



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Thursday, September 5, 2019

2019 NFL Predictions Mania: Super Bowl, MVP, League Leaders and More

The NFL's historic 100th season starts this evening with a matchup between the league's oldest rivals (Bears and Packers) at Soldier Field in Chicago. With the indulgent anniversary kickoff ceremonies mere hours away, it's the perfect time to try and forecast the 2019 season. Below you'll find a series of oft-changed and not particularly confident predictions on everything from the winner of Super Bowl 54 to what head coach has the best chance of being fired before Thanksgiving. Hope you enjoy and may this season prove to be as joyous and rewarding as a Cris Collinsworth powerslide for your team.      


Playoff Predictions:

AFC:
1.Patriots
2.Chiefs
3.Texans
4.Steelers
5.Chargers
6.Broncos

Wild Card:
Texans over Broncos
Steelers over Chargers

Divisional Round:
Patriots over Steelers
Chiefs over Texans

Conference Championship:
Patriots over Chiefs

NFC:
1.Saints
2.Eagles
3.Bears
4.Rams
5.Falcons
6.Seahawks

Wild Card:
Bears over Seahawks
Falcons over Rams

Divisional Round:
Saints over Falcons
Eagles over Bears

Conference Championship:
Eagles over Saints

Super Bowl 54:
Patriots over Eagles

Year-End Awards:
MVP: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)
Offensive Player of the Year: Saquon Barkley (Giants)
Defensive Player of the Year: Aaron Donald (Rams)
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Kyler Murray (Cardinals)
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Devin Bush (Steelers)
Comeback Player of the Year: Devonta Freeman (Falcons)
Coach of the Year: Vic Fangio (Broncos)

League Leaders:
Passing YDS: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)
Passing TD's: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)
Rushing YDS: Saquon Barkley (Giants)
Rushing TD's: Alvin Kamara (Saints)
Receiving YDS: DeAndre Hopkins (Texans)
Receiving TD's: Davante Adams (Packers)
Receptions: JuJu Smith-Schuster (Steelers)
Interceptions: John Johnson III (Rams)
Sacks: Von Miller (Broncos)
Forced Fumbles: Myles Garrett (Browns)
Tackles: Bobby Wagner (Seahawks)

Miscellaneous Awards:
AFC Team Most Likely to Surprise: Broncos
AFC Team Most Likely to Disappoint: Browns
NFC Team Most Likely to Surprise: Buccaneers
NFC Team Most Likely to Disappoint: Cowboys
Most Likely to Go 16-0: Patriots
Most Likely to Go 0-16: Redskins
Coach Most Likely to Get Fired Before Thanksgiving: Kyle Shanahan

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

The Best and Worst of Bill Hader (2019)

“The Best and Worst of” series chronicles the career highlights and lowlights of an actor starring in one of the week's new theatrical releases. This week, I take a look at the filmography of “It: Chapter Two” star Bill Hader.

Films starring Bill Hader that I've seen:
You, Me and Dupree
Knocked Up
Hot Rod
Superbad
The Brothers Solomon
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Pineapple Express
Tropic Thunder
Adventureland
Year One
Paul
Men in Black III
Monsters University 
The To Do List
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
Her
They Came Together
The Skeleton Twins
Inside Out
Trainwreck
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
Sausage Party
Finding Dory
Power Rangers
Toy Story 4

Best Performance: The Skeleton Twins (2014)
Craig Johnson's wildly underrated dramedy The Skeleton Twins proved to be the ideal platform for Hader to demonstrate that he's much more than just a scene-stealing comedian and renowned impressionist. As a man who moves in with his estranged twin sister (Kristen Wiig-also fantastic) following a suicide attempt, he gives a raw, fearless and revelatory performance that made me wish he tackled serious roles more often.

Worst Performance: Men in Black III (2012)
Hader is so naturally funny that failure almost seems inconceivable. Men in Black III proved it was possible. His extended cameo as an alien-hunting version of Andy Warhol is a spirited, but ultimately unsuccessful exaggerated take on the famous painter.  

Best Film: Superbad (2007)
Superbad has been revisited a bit of late in the wake of fellow teen party comedy Booksmart's runaway critical success, which makes me glad because I will take any excuse I can get to bask in the timeless glory of this movie. Superbad was to me what Booksmart will likely end up being for people that are between the ages of 14 and 18 right now. It's a really warm, relatable movie about maintaining a friendship as the burdens of the real world start to creep into a young person's life that also happens to be an over-the-top vulgar comedy with no shortage of vibrant side characters, insane narrative detours and big laughs. I don't want to sound like a condescending dick that's writing off every future entry in the genre, but I know deep down that another high school comedy won't ever connect with me like Superbad did.  

Worst Film: Year One (2009)
It's a damn shame that this ended up being Harold Ramis' final project. Outside of a tremendous scene with David Cross and Paul Rudd as Cain and Abel, Year One is an inexplicably unfunny Biblical-era comedy that sinfully wastes an outstanding ensemble cast (Jack Black, Michael Cera, Olivia Wilde, Hader, Hank Azaria, June Diane Raphael) on trash material.    

Thank you for reading this week's edition of “The Best and Worst of”. The next victim of my praise and ire will be “The Goldfinch” star Jeffrey Wright. 

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

2019 NFL Preview: NFC West

Arizona Cardinals
2018 Record: 3-13 (4th in NFC West)
Head Coach: Kliff Kingsbury (1st season)
Notable Additions: ILB Jordan Hicks, OLB Terrell Suggs, CB Robert Alford
Notable Departures: QB Josh Rosen, S Antoine Bethea, OLB Deon Bucannon
-Steve Wilks wasn't given a chance to even attempt to turn things around before he got the boot as Cardinals HC. He may have proven to be a complete dud as an HC, but putting together a 3-13 season with a rebuilding team that had a rookie under center and changed offensive coordinators halfway through the season is a hardly an indication that he wasn't cut out for the gig. Wilks' abrupt firing was clearly a move of self-preservation by GM Steve Kiem that likely won't work unless he miraculously found another Bruce Arians-type that can things around in no time at all to fill the position.

Safe to say, I don't think Kliff Kingsbury is going to be the savior this Kiem is desperately looking for. Hell, I actually think he was the worst head coaching hire of this offseason by a wide margin. I get wanting to bring in an offensive-minded coach given the current landscape of the league, but Kingsbury, who was FIRED as Texas Tech's head coach in November, just seems like a silly, reactionary hire that only occurred because he coached Patrick Mahomes in college and has a close relationship with Sean McVay.

Unlike other college coaches that have made the leap to the pros (Nick Saban, Chip Kelly, Steve Spurrier) over the past 20 years, Kingsbury's resume isn't remotely impressive. Over the course of his 6 seasons in Lubbock, the Red Raiders went a whopping 35-40 overall and 19-35 in Big 12 play. This dude struggled to secure wins against middling collegiate competition such as Iowa State and Kansas State yet he's expected to make waves at the professional level??? Give me a break. "But his defenses were terrible!!!!" is a common retort to the criticism of Kingsbury's college record. My response: It's the Big 12, everybody's defense is terrible. If he truly was this cutting edge offensive wizard, he would've won a lot more of the shootouts that take place on a weekly basis in that division and landed another college gig higher than offensive coordinator at USC following his dismissal from Texas Tech.

I'm also really struggling to figure what is innovative about his system. The air raid is just a popular variation on the spread offense that 98% of college programs run. You mean to tell me that Wade Phillips, Ken Norton Jr. and every other veteran defensive coordinator the Cardinals square off against are going to be thrown off by a simplistic uptempo offense where the quarterback is told where to throw the ball that a ton of crapbag college teams like the one that Kingsbury ran for the past 6 years utilize? I'm sorry, I just don't see a universe where that happens. How some dink that was fired after performing at a below average level in what is essentially the NFL's farm system got a chance at a NFL head coaching gig over Eric Bieniamy, Mike McCarthy or even actually successfully college coach Lincoln Riley is completely beyond me.

-Kiem's last ditch efforts to remain the GM of the Cardinals beyond this season continued when he gave up on #10 overall pick Josh Rosen after just 1 season. As I briefly outlined earlier, Rosen predictably struggled with an incompetent supporting cast once he got the call to start in Week 4-posting 2,278 YDS, 14 INT's, a dismal 55.2 CMP% and just 11 TD's in 13 games. Kiem bizarrely waited until the middle of the draft to deal Rosen and ended up getting a very minimal return (a late 2nd round pick in this year's draft and a 5th rounder in next year's) from the Dolphins in exchange for a kid who was in the conversation for the #1 overall pick just 18 months ago.

The reason Rosen was viewed as expendable in the eyes of the Cardinals is reigning Heisman Winner Kyler Murray. Murray, who was excepted to forgo the NFL to go play baseball for the Oakland A's as recently as last November, rode a wave of hype that seemed inconceivable last fall all the way to the #1 overall pick in the 2019 NFL Draft. It's crazy what a Heisman Trophy and the breakout pro success of the guy that proceeded you in college (Baker Mayfield) will do for your draft stock.

Despite all of the buzz around Murray, there are very legitimate concerns about his transition to the pros. On paper, he checks most of the boxes you want in a quarterback. He was accurate, fundamentally-sound and composed under pressure as a passer as well as a game-breaking rushing threat that was brilliant at protecting himself from taking brutal hits downfield. However, his limited starting experience (only 1 year at Oklahoma), the fact that he faced no legit defenses in college outside of Alabama in his final game and size (the 5'10 listing he seems generous, I wouldn't be surprised if he was 5'8) means he could be in a for rude awakening when he goes up against high- caliber NFL competition. Even if Murray holds up to the increased mental and physical rigors of playing the position at the next level, the Cardinals still have a trash offensive line (3 of 5 returning starters from last season with below average veteran guard J.R. Sweezy and tackle Marcus Gilbert joining the gang on the right side) and a questionable set of receivers (over-the hill vets Larry Fitzgerald and Michael Crabtree, whippersnappers Christian Kirk, KeeSean Johnson and Andy Isabella) that could ultimately lead him to struggle the same way Rosen did last season. When the dust settles on the 2019 campaign, we'll find out a lot about Murray, Rosen and whether or not the way the organization built this roster prevented them from meeting their potential.

-Even during the height of the Arians-era where the offense was racking up points on a near-weekly basis, defense was a huge part of the Cardinals success. Todd Bowles and James Bettcher oversaw aggressive, physical groups that swarmed quarterbacks and created turnovers at a high clip. In 2018, that magic all but completely disappeared. They were thoroughly unimpressive in several key categories, finishing 26th in scoring defense (26.6 PPG allowed), 28th in takeaways (16) and dead last against the run (154.9 YDS per game). With a slew of new additions and partystarter Vance Joseph taking over as defensive coordinator, they could be on the upswing in 2019.

Rookie Zach Allen was a tremendous run defender during his time at Boston College, Terrell Suggs, Brooks Reed and Clinton McDonald are great veteran depth pieces to complement edge rushing monster Chandler Jones and although he's injury-prone (21 missed games in 4 seasons), inside linebacker Jordan Hicks is an active, field-stretching playmaking presence whenever he's on the field. Their corner situation to start the year with Patrick Peterson suspended for 6 games and free agent pickup Robert Alford out until at least November with a leg fracture is a little worrisome (veteran journeyman Tramaine Brock and rookie Byron Murphy are currently slated to start in their absence), but if their overhauled front and underrated safety duo of D.J. Swearinger and Budda Baker can do an adequate job of covering up that clear vulnerability, this defense could end up returning to their past glory.                    

Bottom Line:
Kingsbury better hope the shot callers are more patient with him than they were with Wilks because the Cardinals are longshots to be anything better than below average in 2019.

Los Angeles Rams
2018 Record: 13-3 (1st in NFC West)
Head Coach: Sean McVay (3rd season)
Notable Additions: S Eric Weddle, OLB Clay Matthews, QB Blake Bortles
Notable Departures: G Rodger Saffold, S Lamarcus Joyner, DT Ndamukong Suh
-The Rams Super Bowl performance against the Patriots was a truly bizarre Jekyll and Hyde act that should be studied by every football historian for the rest of time. Their defense showed up big time by stifling Tom Brady and co. for the vast majority of the game while their offense was an ineffective, disorganized disaster that looked like they had never played a down in the NFL prior to that night. How can something like this happen in the biggest game of the year? Simple, experience. Grizzled defensive coordinator Wade Phillips prepared beautifully for the Patriots offense by throwing out all sorts of wrinkles they weren't prepared for. 33-year old wizkid Sean McVay was in an awe of the opponent and subsequently crapped his pants by calling the worst game of his career (Patriots linebacker Kyle Van Noy said in an interview a few weeks after the game that the Rams literally ran 1 play that they hadn't seen previously on film).

McVay's failure in the Super Bowl could prove to be key for defining his legacy moving forward. Was that wretched performance simply an off day or did it expose his limitations as a coach? Can he reinvigorate morale and get his players to continue to believe in him as a leader after such an agonizing defeat? Will be able to prepare Jared Goff to better handle pressure situations in the future? How he handles these first bits of adversity in a tenure that had been exclusively defined by sunshine prior to February 3rd 2019 will prove what this widely heralded prodigy is really made of.

-Les Snead's decision to ink Todd Gurley to a record-breaking 4 year/$60 mil extension last summer was met with plenty of flack from fans, media and rival executives. As special of a talent as Gurley is, his history of knee problems paired with his heavy usage rate made him a higher risk to burn out early in his career than most running backs. That widespread concern was validated when Gurley suddenly lost a ton of explosiveness down the stretch in 2018-which forced him to sit out the final 2 regular season games, receive limited touches in the playoffs (34 in 3 games, 18 of which came in the divisional round against the Cowboys) and eventually led to a diagnosis of an arthritic knee during the offseason.

There's a very real possibility that Gurley is never the same guy again. Arthritis isn't just something you shake off, especially when you play a position where rapidly changing direction and a willingness to fight through contact play such an integral role in being successful. Gurley's possible demise is something even the Rams have acknowledged by drafting Memphis-bred speedster Darrell Henderson in the 3rd round this year and McVay's publicly entertaining the idea of lessening his workload moving forward. The Rams have the luxury of having enough weapons (Brandin Cooks, Robert Woods, Cooper Kupp) in the passing game and the type of stout offensive line that allows any a-hole that lines up in the backfield to put up passable numbers (as evidenced by what C.J. Anderson, who had been cut by 3 teams in less than 12 months, was able to do when he arrived in LA last November) for their offense to remain afloat if Gurley fails to return to form, but he could create a huge cap problem that would make re-upping Goff, Kupp, Marcus Peters and a number of other key players that are set to hit free agency in the next couple of years very difficult.

-Hot off a superb Super Bowl performance where they displayed a level of dominance that had only been alluded to for most of last season, the Rams defense attracted a couple of veteran pieces that could help elevate their game on a consistent basis. 5x All-Pro free safety Eric Weddle remains a rangey, instinctive killer in his mid-30's that should serve as the perfect complement to rising star strong safety John Johnson III and while he's definitely a few years past his prime, Clay Matthews should emerge as a productive rotational pass-rushing piece on a fierce front anchored by 2x reigning Defensive Player of the Year Aaron Donald. If the notoriously erratic Peters can play the way he did in the playoffs and Aqib Talib can remain healthy after missing 8 games last season with an ankle injury, this defense should be absolutely monstrous.                   

Bottom Line:
While there's reasons to be concerned about McVay and their young offensive players ability to bounce back from an embarrassing no-show on the biggest stage professional football has to offer, the Rams are still far too talented overall to not be considered the frontrunners in their division.

San Francisco 49ers
2018 Record: 4-12 (3rd in NFC West)
Head Coach: Kyle Shanahan (3rd season)
Notable Additions: OLB Dee Ford, RB Tevin Coleman, ILB Kwon Alexander
Notable Departures: P Bradley Pinion, WR Pierre Garcon, RB Alfred Morris
-Oh how the plight of Jimmy Garoppolo has changed in the past 12 months. Shortly after Garoppolo arrived in San Francisco via a stunning trade from the Patriots in October 2017, he instantly became a sensation-leading the 49ers to a 5-0 finish that helped earn him a 5 year/$137.5 mil extension from the team the following offseason. That deafening buzz coming into 2018 quieted down to a whimper after Garoppolo struggled immensely out of the gate (59.6 CMP%, 718 YDS, 5 TD, 3 INT) then tore his ACL at the end of a Week 3 blowout loss to the Chiefs.

This injury has now completely muddied Garoppolo's long-term prospects with the 49ers. ACL tears are notoriously difficult for quarterbacks to bounce back from already, but when you pair that with the insane amount of pressure being placed upon him to come back and dominate after such a poor showing last season, and you have yourself a potentially dire situation brewing in the Bay Area.

 His alarmingly dismal preseason debut (1/10, 0 YDS and an INT) against the Broncos a few weeks back has added even more juice to the increasingly popular belief that Garoppolo will get cut if this season doesn't go well. As absurd as it sounds considering the deal they essentially just handed him, I can't say I disagree with this sentiment. The 49ers can void his contract after this season with minimal cap damage and even if his struggles are primarily caused by trying to get back into the rhythm of the game after missing so much time, there's a very real chance they begin to reconsider his ability to transform into a franchise QB and decide to use the high draft pick they are likely to obtain from a failed season to select a top prospect in next year's draft. If this doomsday scenario were to come to fruition for Garoppolo, he would join Robert Griffin III, Vince Young and Tim Tebow atop the list of quickest falls from grace for a quarterback in the past 15 years.

-If Garoppolo falters, Kyle Shanahan could very well be joining him on the bus out of Santa Clara. Outside of the aforementioned 5 game stretch where Garoppolo was unconscious, Shanahan's tenure with the 49ers has basically just been an extension of the overthinking antics that served as the catalyst for a certain massive blown Super Bowl lead while he was the OC with the Falcons. Yet another year of gross incompetence just won't be acceptable for a franchise that has been stuck in a rut since 2014 and I expect Jed York or John Lynch (if he's not fired as well) to promptly cut Shanahan loose if they lose 10+ games again for a 3rd straight season.  

-A significant defensive overhaul was long overdue for the 49ers. They've struggled to replace the magnificent corps (Patrick Willis, NaVorro Bowman, Aldon Smith, Justin Smith) they had during Jim Harbaugh's time with the team and 2018 marked a new-low for the unit as they mustered underwhelming numbers (37 sacks, 7 takeaways, 27.2 points allowed per game) pretty much across the board. The problem with trying to add pieces to this group is that Lynch hasn't exactly proven himself as a terrific evaluator of defensive talent during his time as GM (Solomon Thomas, who was selected 3rd overall in 2017, has looked like an all time bust through 2 seasons) and nothing he did in 2019 is likely to change that perception.

 Their opening free agency splash of signing inside linebacker Kwon Alexander to a huge deal (4 years/$54 mil/$27 mil guaranteed) was a truly astonishing transaction that was only eclipsed in WTF-inducing boldness by the historic payday the Raiders gave Trent Brown. Alexander's raw tackling output may look impressive (380 in 46 career games), but he's a horrific run defender with a track record of inexcusable fundamental sloppiness (his 78 missed tackles over the past 4 seasons is 2nd most in the league during that span) that also happens to be coming off a torn ACL.

Even the more sensible moves (trading for Dee Ford, drafting Nick Bosa) are pretty scary. Ford is erratic player that just happens to be coming off a career year (his 13 sacks last year account for nearly half of his career total) and by suffering a hamstring strain and ankle sprain without even taking a single snap thus far outside of practice, Bosa's injury concerns coming out of Ohio State have already followed him to the pros. Failing to bring in any reliable veteran secondary help to put alongside the rapidly aging Richard Sherman, the somehow still employed Jimmie Ward and questionable 3rd year pro Ahkello Witherspoon puts a bow on this head-scratching attempt to rebuild this long-failing group.

Something needed to be done considering how bad this group has been of late,but just because you brought in plenty of bodies doesn't mean the results are going to be any better and I'd be surprised if that didn't prove to be the case here.

-At a position that is in desperate need of some additional starpower now that Rob Gronkowski has hung it up, George Kittle appears to be on the verge of joining Travis Kelce and Zach Ertz in the very small club of elite NFL tight ends. Amassing 1,377 YDS with 3 different quarterbacks under center in 2018 is one of the most impressive accomplishments I've ever seen in the NFL and I don't expect what he did last season to go down as just a remarkable one-off. He's a dynamic receiving threat with speed, steady hands and an after-the-catch ability that's better than most traditional wideout that should further benefit from the lack of proven firepower projected to head up the rest of the  receiving corps (Dante Pettis, Deebo Samuel, Jalen Hurd) this season. Even with the slew of questions surrounding Garoppolo's ability to produce, Kittle should be among the league leaders in receiving once again in 2019.

-While they should ultimately prove to be fine from a purely football perspective with the well-rounded duo of Tevin Coleman and Matt Brieda heading up their rushing attack, it's hard not to feel for Jerick McKinnon. The 27-year old running back tore his ACL during practice 6 days before last year's season opener and due to a string of post-surgery complications, will be missing all of 2019 as well. As of right now, it's completely conceivable that McKinnon never plays a regular season down for the team that inked him to a 4 year/$30 mil deal in March 2018. Just a brutal break for a guy who showed some real promise during his time with the Vikings.   

Bottom Line:
With a quarterback coming off of a major injury, a defense that doesn't really have a whole lot of talent and a coach that has yet to prove he can string together wins on a consistent basis, the 49ers could revert back to the uncontrollable dumpster fire they were just a few short years ago prior to Shanahan's arrival.

Seattle Seahawks
2018 Record: 10-6 (2nd in NFC West)
Head Coach: Pete Carroll (10th season)
Notable Additions: DE Jadeveon Clowney, DE Ezekiel Ansah, DT Al Woods
Notable Departures: S Earl Thomas, WR Doug Baldwin (retired), DE Frank Clark
-The relatively unexpected trade the Seahawks swung for Jadeveon Clowney on Saturday has a chance to greatly change the trajectory of this defense. Prior to this deal, there was a lot of uncertainty surrounding who was going to step into the top edge rusher role that was left vacant when they dealt Frank Clark to the Chiefs in April.

Rookie L.J. Collier is facing a steep learning curve as he battles back from a high ankle sprain that kept him out for just about the entirety of training camp, Quinton Jefferson hasn't been anything more than a passable rotational player in his 3 seasons with the team and while he easily boasts the best pass-rushing resume on the roster (48 sacks in 6 seasons), consistency has alluded Ezekiel Ansah throughout his career.

 Clowney's arrival solves a lot of those problems as he instantly slides into Clark's spot on the line and provides the Seahawks with a feared, multi-faceted disruptor on a front that desperately needed a veteran with a proven track record. This may only prove to be a short-term solution since Clowney is playing on the franchise tag and the Seahawks can't negotiate a long-term deal with him until after the season, but considering the cheap price tag (a 3rd round pick, veteran journeyman edge rusher Barkevious Mingo, 2nd year outside linebacker Jacob Martin), this was a sharp move by John Schneider that should provide this entire group with a notable boost this season.

 -Several lingering injuries forced Doug Baldwin to prematurely retire in May. While he might not be fortunate enough to get enshrined in Canton one day, Baldwin was a tough, consistently productive wideout who had a knack for shining brightest when his team needed him the most. The stabilizing presence he provided Russell Wilson and the rest of this offense with over the past 8 seasons will be sorely missed.

      With Baldwin now out of the equation, the Seahawks are kind of reeling at the receiver position. Outside of explosive endzone magnet Tyler Lockett, there's absolutely no proven commodities in this receiving corps. Their current depth chart behind Lockett consists of incumbent #3 wideout David Moore-who started 7 games last season, career #4 option Jaron Brown, practice squad hero Malik Turner whose only appeared in 6 NFL games and a trio of raw rookies (D.K. Metcalf, Gary Jennings Jr., John Ursua) all fighting to see snaps.

Making matters worse is that Moore, who was projected to be the #2 wideout behind Lockett, suffered a hairline fracture in his arm that should keep out until at least mid-October. Wilson may be a special talent that is better equipped than most to maximize the output of sketchy talent surrounding him, but even the best quarterbacks need reliable pass-catchers to help them succeed. How this receiver situation plays out could ultimately determine the Seahawks fate as a playoff contender in the always ultracompetitive NFC.

-Don't let his 4.9 YPC average deceive you, Rashaad Penny wasn't much of a factor at all in 2018. The 1st round pick simply couldn't cease control of the starting job from Chris Carson, who thrived as the workhorse back (1,151 YDS and 9 TD's on 247 carries) behind a greatly-improved Seahawks line, and only mustered 94 total touches in 14 games.

Unsurprisingly after such an uneventful rookie campaign, the bust projection that had been surrounding Penny from the jump intensified with many people questioning why the Seahawks used a high draft pick on a running back when Carson was already on the roster and they had more pressing needs (defensive end, cornerback, wide receiver) that could've been addressed with the #27 overall pick.  

Penny has a golden opportunity to change the narrative surrounding him in 2019. OC Brian Schottenhiemer has alluded to the fact that he wants to establish a Saints-type dynamic that utilizes 2 lead backs. Even though Penny would conceivably be the 1B option behind Carson in this arrangement, this would represent a huge uptick in playing time. The already run-heavy Seahawks could be leaning even heavier on the ground game given their potential woes at the receiver position and if Penny can build off the decent output he had with minimal touches, he should turn into a valuable contributor in this offense. Considering the comical amount of touches (461) he received during his last 2 years at San Diego State, his shelf life is likely to be short even by running back standards, so if he doesn't produce this season with the practical guarantee of an increased role in place, who knows if he ever will.

Bottom Line:
As flawed as their roster is, the Seahawks quarterback play and coaching alone should be strong enough to keep them in the playoff mix.

Projected Standings:
1.Los Angeles Rams (10-6)
2.Seattle Seahawks (9-7)
3.San Francisco 49ers (5-11)
4.Arizona Cardinals (5-11)

Monday, September 2, 2019

10 Most Anticipated Albums of Fall 2019

10.SeeYouSpaceCowboy-The Correlation Between Entrance and Exit Wounds (Release Date: September 27)
9.Car Bomb-Mordial (Release Date: September 27)
8.Young Thug-Punk (Release Date: TBD)
7.Veil of Maya-TBD (Release Date: TBD)
6.Tove Lo-Sunshine Kitty (Release Date: September 20)
5.Playboi Carti-Whole Lotta Red (Release Date: TBD)
4.As I Lay Dying-Shaped by Fire (Release Date: September 20)
3.Run the Jewels-Run the Jewels 4 (Release Date: TBD)
2.Danny Brown-U Know What I'm Sayin? (Release Date: TBD)
1.The Black Dahlia Murder-TBD (Release Date: TBD)

Also excited for:
Post Malone-Hollywood's Bleeding (Release Date: September 6)
Charli XCX-Charli (Release Date: September 13)
JPEGMAFIA-All My Heroes Are Cornballs (Release Date: September 13)
blink-182-Nine (Release Date: September 20)
Kanye West-Jesus is King (Release Date: September 27)
Municipal Waste-The Last Rager (EP) (Release Date: October 11)
Uneven Structure-Paragon (Release Date: October 18)
Norma Jean-All Hail (Release Date: October 25)
Rings of Saturn-Gidim (Release Date: October 25)
Hootie and the Blowfish-Imperfect Circle (Release Date: November 1)
Cattle Decapitation-Death Atlas (Release Date: November 29)
King Princess-Cheap Queen (Release Date: TBD October)
Dua Lipa-TBD (Release Date: TBD)
Halsey-TBD (Release Date: TBD)
Lil Uzi Vert-Eternal Atake (Release Date: TBD)
Rihanna-TBD (Release Date: TBD)
Tame Impala-TBD (Release Date: TBD)