10 Most Anticipated Albums of Fall 2026

10.Judiciary-Stalagmite Angels (Release Date: September 4)

9.Darkest Hour-Suffer Divine (Release Date: October 30)

8.Queens of the Stone Age-Perfecth (Release Date: October 30)

7.Anthrax-Cursum Perficio (Release Date: September 18)

6.Hatebreed-Fatal Paradox (Release Date: November 6)

5.Amon Amarth-The Allfather Awakens (Release Date: October 2)

4.Frontierer-Ultraviolet Parasite (Release Date: October 23)

3.Tove Lo-Estrus (Release Date: September 18)

2.Carly Rae Jepsen-Day and Night (Release Date: September 18)

1.Remi Wolf-Mud (Release Date: October 9)

Also Intend to Listen to:

156/Silence-From a Distance (Release Date: September 4)

Behemoth-I, Scvlptor (Release Date: September 4)

Chat Pile-Who Loves the Sun (Release Date: September 4)

Harrison Gordon-BLISS (Release Date: September 4)

PRESIDENT-Blood of Your Empire (Release Date: September 4)

Brat-Manslayer (Release Date: September 25)

The Ocean-Solaris (Release Date: September 25)

Pain of Truth-Pain of Truth (Release Date: September 25)

Victoria Monét-Frequency of Love (Release Date: October 2)

The Number Twelve Looks Like You-Howls from the Holographic Heart (Release Date: October 16)

Anderson. Paak and Cordae-Heavy is the Crown (Release Date: October 23)

Mental Cruelty-Echoes of a Forlorn Land (Release Date: October 23)

Entheos-Empty on the Inside (Release Date: October 23)

Polyphia-Be Not Afraid (Release Date: October 23)

Northlane-Anemoia (Release Date: October 30)

Carnifex-More Than Misery (Release Date: November 6)

Royal Blood-Dead Company (Release Date: November 13)

10 Most Anticipated Movies of Fall 2026

Unlike damn near everything else in the world right now, the summer of 2026 went very well for the movies. Not only did the box office build upon the positive momentum that materialized during the inaugural portion of the calendar to the point where it's still actively challenging to unseat 2013 as the highest grossing summer slate in history, but there was a steady stream of movies released over the past four months that really resonated with people. 

The fall slate is in an excellent position to keep the good times rolling. Cinephiles can delight in things like the conclusion of Denis Villleneuve's Dune trilogy, finally getting the chance to see the biggest titles that lit up Cannes back in May (Fjord, Club Kid, The Black Ball) and the latest original projects (Wild Horse Nine, Werwulf, Digger) from some of the most beloved auteurs of this century while Avengers: Doomsday alone will be enough to ensure that domestic exhibition clears the $10 billion mark for the first time since 2019. Here are the 10 moves from this exciting multi-faceted September-December slate that I'm most excited to watch.

10.The Debut (December 11):

Jesse Eisenberg's follow-up to the great A Real Pain applies the destructive egomaniacal attitudes of artists to the typically low-stakes world of community theater. Casting a pair of acting titans in Julianne Moore and Paul Giamatti to play the roles of the theater's hardo actor and director respectively is an excellent choice that could lead to something really special.

9.Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother (September 25):

The MCU Blade movie may have fallen apart, but it didn't hinder the creative partnership between Mahershala Ali and that aborted film's first attached director Bassam Tariq. Their movie that came together after Tariq exited Blade is a character study surrounding a widowed hitman (Ali) raising three kids including an infant who's really struggling to maintain the balance between his personal and professional life. Ali was made for complex roles like this and the balancing act between the dramatic, philosophical and action elements appear to have a lot of potential to be melded into something uniquely compelling.

8.Primetime (September 25)

Playing To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen in a biopic about that now-infamous show that aired on NBC from 2004 to 2007 that looks like it has shades of Nightcrawler to it could be yet another home run for Robert Pattinson and the combination of fearlessness, versatility and commitment that makes him one of the most interesting actors working today. 

7.Street Fighter (October 16)

I've consistently been in awe of how the trailers for Street Fighter have teased a colorful, endearingly campy take on the iconic fighting video game franchise. I remain bullish that Kitao Sakurai (The Eric Andre Show, Bad Trip) is nutty enough to pull this off and will be very bummed if it ends up not being as fun as the marketing has made it seem to be.  

6.Werwulf (December 25)

A Robert Eggers werewolf movie sounds sick as hell and the teaser trailer that came out in late June only further solidified this belief. There are just all sorts of gnarly directions he could take this in, and I can't wait to see just how crazy he goes. 

5.Onslaught (September 4)

Pumping out a pair of successful Godzilla x Kong movies back-to-back earned Adam Wingard the industry cache to return to his scuzzy genre movie roots. Onslaught appears to be operating in a similar tonal territory as The Guest, which is music to my ears as that movie is pure B-movie sicko bliss. Bringing alongside a cast that includes rising stars (Adria Arjona, Drew Starkey), his frequent collaborators (Dan Stevens, Rebecca Hall) and some heavyweights from action movies of yesteryear (Reginald VelJohnson, Michael Biehn) only heightens the appeal of this 80's exploitation throwback. 

4.Wild Horse Nine (November 6)

While I'm not confident that Wild Horse Nine will be able to match the brilliance of The Banshees of Inisherin, a new Martin McDonagh movie is always grounds for celebration in my book. Sam Rockwell and John Malkovich are a great oddball buddy pairing and its heavy presence on the festival circuit starting later this week at Venice and Telluride indicates that McDonagh probably has another winner on his hands.   

3.Resident Evil (September 18)

Depending on who you to talk to, Zach Cregger's take on Resident Evil is either on track to be the most exciting or blasphemous big screen adaptation of the popular survival horror/zombie video game franchise to date. Given what Cregger has done since reinventing himself as an excellent horror filmmaker during this decade and his sales pitch of delivering a movie that's basically a real-time mission in the world of the video game that doesn't strictly adhere to any specific narrative or lore, I'm firmly in the former camp. There are some rumblings going around right now that Cregger succeeded in making the movie he set out to make and I'm very excited to discover it for myself in a couple of weeks. 

2.How to Rob a Bank (November 13)

A heist movie falls squarely into the wheelhouse of David Leitch and having the antihero protagonists (Nicholas Hoult, Pete Davidson, Anna Sawai, Rhenzy Feliz) be social media stars who livestream their robberies is an inspired wrinkle that could lead to some dynamic setpieces.  

1.The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth (November 25 theaters/December 23 streaming)

Look, I'm under no delusions that this is a lock to be great. Quentin Tarantino very well could've just sold this script off to add some $$$ to his bank account since he's too much of a coward to direct another movie. That being said, the prospect of David Fincher directing a Tarantino script that also happens to be a spin-off of the excellent Once Upon a Time in Hollywood... is just too damn appealing to me as a fan to put this anywhere but the top spot on this list. 

Also Plan on Seeing:

Fall 2: Deadpoint (September 2)

By Any Means (September 4)

Hope (September 9)

Runner (September 11)

The Uprising (September 11)

The Weight (September 18)

Charlie Harper (September 25)

Forgotten Island (September 25)

Heart of the Beast (September 25)

Beware Boiúna (October 2)                     

Digger (October 2)

Verity (October 2)

Love of Your Life (October 7 theaters/October 14 streaming)

Animals (October 9)

California Schemin' (October 9)

Fjord (October 9)

Misty Green (October 9)

Other Mommy (October 9)

The Social Reckoning (October 9)

La bola negra (October 16 theaters/December 2 streaming)

Sacrifice (October 16)

Whalefall (October 16)

Ali G: Who Iz I? (October 23)

Clayface (October 23)

Klara and the Sun (October 23)

The Only Living Pickpocket in New York (October 23)

Wicker (October 23)

The Mosquito Bowl (October 30 theaters/November 25 streaming)

Club Kid (November 6)

Godzilla Minus Zero (November 6)

I Play Rocky (November 6)

Paper Tiger (November 13)

Victorian Psycho (November 13)

Madden (November 18)

Elsinore (November 20)

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping (November 20)

Josephine (November 20)

Focker-in-Law (November 25)

Hexed (November 25)

Behemoth! (December 4)

Violent Night 2 (December 4)

Clarissa (December 11)

Ink (December 11 theaters/January 8 streaming)

Avengers: Doomsday (December 18)

Dune: Part Three (December 18)

Ray Gunn (December 18)

Jumanji: Open World (December 25)

Artificial (TBD) 

A Long Winter (TBD)

Fantasy Football 2026: Most Overvalued Players

Quarterback: Jayden Daniels (Commanders) (ADP:  Yahoo: 54 ESPN: 50.9)

Last season confirmed every fear that people had about Daniels coming into the draft. He simply invites too much contact for a guy that has too slight of a frame to endure the grueling punishment that comes from it and his reckless playing style caused him to miss 10 games with a variety of ailments (knee sprain, dislocated elbow, hamstring strain). In addition to being absent for over half of the 2025 season, Daniels struggled when he was out there, particularly on the accuracy front where his numbers dipped nearly 9% from his standout rookie year (69 to 60.6%). Could Daniels turn it around if he's able to stay healthy this season? Absolutely, but investing a top 50-60 pick on a guy with this many medical red flags that's coming off a very underwhelming season is just bad business. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Jaxson Dart (Giants), Brock Purdy (49ers), Aaron Rodgers (Steelers)

Running Back: Jeremiyah Love (Cardinals) (ADP: Yahoo: 28.3 ESPN: 22.8)

Outside of Bijan Robinson, Love is my favorite RB prospect of the 2020' thus far. The fluidity in space, vision/patience/burst combo and dual-threat polish that was all over his tape from Notre Dame has me very optimistic that he'll be a force in the NFL for many years to come. With all of that being said, I don't like Love's odds of contributing much as a rookie. The 2026 Cardinals are not looking to win many games as they launch their rebuilding efforts, which likely means they'll be saddled with a whole lot of negative game scripts where running the football becomes frowned upon and there's the very credible threat of him being stuck in an even committee with productive vets James Conner and Tyler Allegier whenever all three backs are healthy. On top of that, Love has lost out on a ton of valuable early reps after suffering a sprained ankle in the first preseason game and may even been in danger of missing their Week 1 game against the Chargers. Unless his ADP drops off a bit over the next week or so due to his ill-timed injury, it's hard to justify coveting him as an RB2 on draft day.

Dishonorable Mentions: Ashton Jeanty (Raiders), Josh Jacobs (Packers), David Montgomery (Texans)

Wide Receiver: Drake London (Falcons) (Yahoo: 19.1 ESPN: 18.5)

The Falcons rewarded London with the big extension (4 years/$141 mil/$100 mil guaranteed) he deserved in early June. Those rewards aren't likely to carry over to the field this season as London and all of his cohorts are stuck with one of the ugliest QB situations in the league heading into this season. Whether it's the rapidly diminishing Tua Tagovailoa or erratic Michael Penix Jr.-who is coming off yet another major injury-under center, it's hard to feel good about London's odds of being in a position to consistently contribute the low-end WR1/high-end WR2 numbers that he's been putting up over the bulk of the past 3 seasons and that makes him a very shaky option for the 2nd round of the draft. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Puka Nacua (Rams), Malik Nabers (Giants), Ladd McConkey (Chargers)

Tight End: Kyle Pitts (Falcons) (Yahoo: 72.9 ESPN: 64.8)

This is a runaway choice for me as it's easy to envision a scenario where all of the tight ends that are going in the top 55 or so (Brock Bowers, Trey McBride, Colston Loveland, Tyler Warren) are the #1 pass-catchers are on their respective offenses this season. Pitts doesn't have that luxury as the aforementioned London and Robinson are clearly ahead of him in the receiving pecking order. The biggest concern surrounding Pitts isn't how many targets will come his way or even the Falcons ugly QB situation, it's the grim reality that he could fall back to earth after an excellent 2025 campaign now that's he secured the payday he was seeking There's really not much difference between taking a chance on Pitts' ability to replicate his 2025 success or waiting a couple of rounds to bet on whether George Kittle or Travis Kelce still have enough left in the tank to put up solid numbers, so why not just spend your 6th or 7th round pick on a QB, RB or WR instead? 

Dishonorable Mentions: Mark Andrews (Ravens), Dallas Goedert (Eagles), Greg Dulcich (Dolphins)

Defense/Special Teams: Patriots (ADP: Yahoo: 127.4 ESPN: 150.4)

The Patriots defense was stout last season, ranking 4th in scoring defense, 9th against the pass and 6th against the run. However, there are a few elephants in the room that need to be pointed out. Their redzone defense was actually the 3rd worst in the league-conceding a TD 67.5% of the time that their opponent got the ball to their 20-YD line, neither their sack (34) or takeaway totals (19) are overly impressive and it's impossible to dispute that their creampuff schedule didn't contribute to their strong YDS/PTS allowed totals. With a much more difficult schedule on paper and very little in the way of meaningful on-field personnel change during the offseason, I believe that they will regress enough in 2026 that their standing as a strong weekly D/ST play will be at risk. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Bears, Lions, Cowboys

Fantasy Football 2026: Most Undervalued Players

Quarterback: Kyler Murray (Vikings) (Yahoo: 111.8 ESPN: 146.5)

One of the most polarizing issues heading into the 2026 NFL season is whether or not the Vikings are going to be good. Arguably the biggest reason why this has become such a fierce topic of debate amongst football fans and media is Murray. The 29-year-old has arrived in Minneapolis with the hopes of revitalizing his career after a largely underwhelming tenure with the Cardinals that got particularly ugly over the past 4 seasons. Given what this piece is all about, you can figure out where I stand on this issue. Kevin O'Connell's track record at maximizing QB productivity since becoming the Vikings HC in 2022 is impeccable. It was just last season that he brought Carson Wentz off the street and guided him to his best stretch of football in 5 years. Before that, he made journeyman backup Josh Dobbs a topic of national conversation for about a month. Compared to these two guys, Murray is elite and he's never been in a situation as good as this at any point of his career. He has the accuracy to be an efficient passer at all levels of the field, the offensive line to prevent him from getting killed and an arsenal of weapons that can make explosive plays with ease if you can get the ball into their hands. If he can stay healthy and get his rushing numbers back into at least the same vicinity that they were in 2024 (572 YDS/5 TD's), Murray is a threat to be a weekly QB1 play. 

Honorable Mentions: Sam Darnold (Seahawks), Jordan Love (Packers), Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers)

Running Back: Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) (Yahoo: 55.2 ESPN: 53.6)

2025 was really the perfect storm of nightmares for Irving. He missed 7 games with shoulder/ankle aliments, the Bucs had a consistently banged up offensive line that saw just 1 of their Week 1 starters play in more than 12 games (center Graham Barton, who started all 17) and a low wattage passing attack that couldn't take any pressure off their struggling run game during the second half of the season. Assuming things don't snowball out of control once again, I like Irving's odds of bouncing back in 2026. New OC Zac Robinson runs a system that mirrors the one he thrived in under Liam Coen in 2024, Baker Mayfield is in full chip-on-the-shoulder mode after the Bucs refused to give him a contract extension in the offseason and most importantly, he has a clean bill of health after never looking quite right upon returning to action last season-which should do wonders for the explosiveness and shiftiness that made him so dangerous during his rookie campaign.  

Honorable Mentions: Jaylen Warren (Steelers), R.J. Harvey (Broncos) Jordan Mason (Vikings)

Wide Receiver: Parker Washington (Jaguars) (Yahoo: 82.1 ESPN: 95.0)

Washington was a revelation for the Jaguars down the stretch last year, hauling in 26 receptions for 454 YDS and 3 TD's over the final 4 games of the regular season. As small as this sample size is, I feel very good about Washington's role in the Jaguars offensive moving forward. The connection between him and Trevor Lawrence in training camp has reportedly been excellent and with Brian Thomas Jr. having such an uneven sophomore campaign, there's a WR1 gap here that Washington is well-positioned to fill. A 70+REC/1,000+ YD/6+ TD season is well within reach for the Penn State product and if he hits those marks, he'll be an incredible value pick. 

Honorable Mentions: Carnell Tate (Titans), Michael Wilson (Cardinals), Jayden Reed (Packers)

Tight End: Isaiah Likely (Giants) (Yahoo: 109.2 ESPN: 127.7)

With Malik Nabers slowly working his way back from a pair of knee surgeries after sustaining a torn ACL last September and Wan'Dale Robinson departing for the Titans in free agency, there's a lack of healthy, experienced veteran pass-catchers on the Giants roster. Enter Likely. John Harbaugh brought Likely with him to East Rutherford for a reason and without having to compete with Mark Andrews for playing time, he should get the targets that largely alluded him during his time with the Ravens. Likely's athleticism allows him to be deployed in a number of ways across the field, and his vertical leaping ability gives Jaxson Dart the redzone threat he lacked last season. His shaky hands and blocking ability could limit his snap count, but the breakout potential remains very real and that's enough for me to justify using a pretty low pick on an intriguing dice roll option at this comically top-heavy position.

Honorable Mentions: Dalton Schultz (Texans), A.J. Barner (Seahawks), Terrance Ferguson (Rams)

Defense/Special Teams: Vikings (Yahoo: 130.7 ESPN: 168.7)

Frankly, I'm beside myself at how low the Vikings D/ST is rated on all of the major fantasy sites. Their defense ranked 7th in points allowed and put up solid sack (49) and takeaway totals (21) in 2025 despite having one of the worst offenses in the league for most of the season and the great Brian Flores is back as DC. A lot would have to go wrong for them to be worse than the solid option they were a year ago and for those who want to wait until the last few rounds to take a D/ST, this is the type of high floor/high ceiling pick you're looking to make. 

Honorable Mentions: Ravens, Jaguars, Chiefs

Movie Review: Mutiny

Jason Statham is the last action star of his ilk still standing. All of his former peers (Stallone Schwarnzegger, Wesley Snipes) have aged out of ass-kicking mode and unlike when he first ventured down this career path with The Transporter 24 years ago, there's no pipeline of younger stars who show up on the big screen twice a year to crack the skulls of various goons set to take the mantle from him when he steps aside. As Statham just turned 59, it's hard to imagine that retirement isn't on the horizon for him. With this mind, I'm going to cherish every moment of Statham's final act as an action star, and his latest Mutiny is no exception. 

As the specifics of the plot are pretty much interchangeable at this point, what really differentiates Statham movies from each other is the tone. Mutiny isn't as stoic as his last effort Shelter or as off-the-wall as The Beekeeper, instead operating in something that resembles a middle ground where its revenge plot is played straight but has a playful streak that becomes pronounced in the final act when the action really picks up. It's a fitting tonal choice for a movie that doesn't waste its time focusing on any plot threads or character motivations that don't directly impact the action that people showed up to see.

Speaking of the action, it sufficiently pops. While its confined container ship setting and much of the plot revolving around a shipping vessel that's being secretly used for human trafficking trying to locate Statham and the one crew member (Annabelle Wallis) who wasn't privy to their operation leads to frequent pauses in the actual combat, director Jean-François-Richet (Plane) steps up big time when it's time for the bodies to start dropping. The close-quarters fighting is really precise and bone crunching and there are some fun moments where Statham reassembles a slasher villain stalking his prey before dispatching in them a brutal manner without them even knowing he was ever there. On top of this, Statham gets to deliver a badass walkoff line before the credits roll that had me grinning on the way out of the theater. In a world where consistency is hard to find, the reliability of Statham is something that I will always admire and it deserves to be remembered as a huge part of his legacy whenever Father Time declares that he's put his last fire axe through the head of a henchman. 

Grade: B
 

Ridley Scott Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Ridley Scott-whose latest project "The Dog Stars" releases in theaters on Thursday. 

Ridley Scott's Filmography Ranked:

21.Exodus: Gods and Kings (D-)

20.Blade Runner (D)

19.Kingdom of Heaven (C-)

18.Hannibal (C-)

17.The Counselor (C-)

16.Alien: Covenant (C-)

15.Body of Lies (B-)

14.Robin Hood (B-)

13.Napoleon (B-)

12.Matchstick Men (B-)

11.House of Gucci (B-)

10.Prometheus (B-)

9.Gladiator II (B)

8.All the Money in the World (B)

7.Black Hawk Down (B)

6.Thelma & Louise (B)

5.The Martian (B+)

4.The Last Duel (B+)

3.Alien (B+)

2.American Gangster (A-)

1.Gladiator (A)

Top Dog: Gladiator (2000)

Through its electrifying, brutal combat sequences and excellent scenery-chewing performances, Gladiator becomes a crowning achievement of macho soap opera cinema. While I'm not as low on it as some other people out there, it's pretty disappointing that Scott could only occasionally recapture this maximalist melodramatic magic on Gladiator II. 

Bottom Feeder: Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014)

Given all of Scott's experience and success making historical epics across multiple decades, it's hard to fathom how Exodus: Gods and Kings managed to be such a colossal failure. Beyond the horrific castings of Christan Bale as Moses and Joel Edgerton as Ramses, it's easily one of the tedious, aggressively dull movies I've ever watched. Honestly, the only thing about this foul slog that remains in my brain today is the hilarious CGI crocodile attack scene. As erratic as the quality of Scott's movies have been throughout his career, I'm very confident that he won't be able to match this turd for as long as he continues to be able to work.

Most Underrated: The Last Duel (2021)

I've talked extensively in recent years about Scott's ridiculously high output this decade and how the bulk of these movies are uneven projects with flashes of greatness peeking through that probably would've benefited from having more time in the editing room. The lone great movie from this group is The Last Duel. The script from Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Nicole Holfcener sharply weaves together its multi-perspective narrative into a really haunting human drama, Jodie Comer gives an astounding performance as a woman who has to battle through the pain of being a victim of sexual assault in a world full of people who don't believe or care that she was violated and while not exactly subtle in its execution, Scott does a really good job of hammering home just how little has changed between the 14th century and today when it comes to believing a woman when she demonstrates the courage to share with the world that she's been raped. The Last Duel is currently streaming on Hulu and Disney+ in the US to coincide with the release of The Dog Stars and if you have the stomach to watch something that deals with such a heavy subject matter, I'd strongly urge you to check it out.  

Most Overrated: Blade Runner (1982)

Before I continue, it needs to be noted that I've only seen the theatrical cut as that was the version that my film studies professor in college elected to show to the class. At some point, I'll watch whichever of the 18 cuts that have been released publicly that people respond to the most and maybe that will change my tune. But for now, I'll continue to be vehemently anti-Blade Runner. All of the god damn voiceover grinds the pacing to a halt, Harrison Ford left all of his charisma at the door for his flat turn as robot-hunting human cop protagonist Rick Deckard and frankly, my interest level in its primary philosophical question of whether or not a machine could ever become human in mind, heart or soul is borderline nonexistent.  

Quick Movie Reviews: Tony, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, The Rivals of Amziah King, The Wrong Girls

Tony: An Anthony Bourdain biopic was inevitable. He was just too famous, compelling and beloved of a figure for Hollywood to not want to dramatize his life. Fortunately, Matt Johnson (Blackberry, Nirvanna the Band the Movie the Show) was the one who got hired to make it and under his guidance, Tony eschews the genre's standard life-to-death formula for a much more meaningful, thoughtful portrait of the late chef/writer/television personality. Set in Provincetown, Massachusetts in the summer of 1973, Tony is part hangout movie, part earnest coming-of-age story centered around a young man struggling to find his way in the world whose punkish behavior unwittingly sends him down the path he was always supposed to take in life. Dominic Sessa does a sensational job of playing the shitbag 20-year-old version of Bourdain who is a charming, thoughtful guy when he's not too busy being an arrogant compulsive liar who's desperate to impress everyone he meets, Antoino Banderas does his best work since Pain & Glory as the compassionate veteran chef/restaurant owner who takes it upon himself to nurture Bourdain's love of food and Leo Woodall often runs away with the whole damn movie as the irredeemable 30-something dirtbag who the young Bourdain idolizes until he realizes just how self-destructive he is. It loses its way a bit whenever it's focusing on the romantic subplot involving Bourdain's crush/eventual first wife Nancy (Emilia Jones) as its narrative framing device that puts the viewer in the shoes of its young adult male protagonist limits her to being not much more than an object for him to lust over despite Jones' best efforts to add some depth to the character, but this is such a small piece of the puzzle in the grand scheme of the movie that the damage ends up being pretty minimal. Tony expands nationwide today and I'd urge anyone that loves Bourdain or just wants to see a good summertime movie to check it out ASAP.

Grade: B+

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma: After I Saw the TV Glow, Jane Schoenbrun became a filmmaker that I immediately bought a shitload of stock in. That movie was the product of someone who has a completely singular vision and the utmost confidence in how to bring it to life. Schoenbrun's third feature Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is another wholly unique project that also happens to represent a sharp turn from TV Glow's hypnotic, melancholic surrealist psychological drama. Where TV Glow examined the lives of two high school friends who took divergent paths when confronted with the choice of embracing their true identity, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a story that traffics in the joy of discovering pleasure. As this is a Schoenbrun joint, that pleasure is sexual liberation and it's explored by using the tropes, imagery and fandom of slasher movies. Sound crazy? Well, it very much is and that craziness is a big part of its appeal. Schoenbrun is having a blast using the love/hate relationship they have with the slasher genre and the entire Hollywood horror franchise/legacy sequel machine that they've gained more intimate knowledge of as their upward career trajectory has allowed them to gain access to those rooms as key ingredients in another really personal story about a young filmmaker (Hannah Einbinder) hired to make a reboot of the Camp Miasma slasher franchise (it's basically Friday the 13th-meets-Sleepaway Camp movie that features an androgenous killer with a spear and giant cube-shaped box on their head named "Little Death" who rises from the lake that they were forcibly drowned in years prior to kill any horny idiot that aggress to be a counselor at the adjacent summer camp) who develops an unexpected romantic connection with the elusive star of the original film (Gillian Anderson)-who lives at the abandoned camp where the original film was shot-when she goes to meet with her about the possibility of reprising her role in the new movie. Einbinder and Anderson are terrific at portraying a relationship that evolves from awkward to beautiful over the course of a few days, the slasher aesthetics from the secluded sets to the grainy visuals to the ridiculous kills from the in-universe movie are spectacular homages to the genre's 80's heyday and Schoenbrun is so good at deploying humor that it's hard to believe they hadn't really dabbled with comedy in their previous films. It's so fucking cool that Schoenbrun made something so radically different from TV Glow without losing the specificity of their voice and I can't wait to see what direction they choose to go in for their next movie.    

Grade: B+

The Rivals of Amziah King: Despite being warmly received at its world premiere at SXSW in March of 2025, The Rivals of Amziah King struggled to find a buyer and ended up on the initial slate of the company (Black Bear) that produced it when they launched their US distribution arm late last year. After seeing it, it's just as easy for me to understand why it was warmly received by audiences at SXSW as it is the lack of interest it received from prospective buyers.  Andrew Patterson (The Vast of Night) made something that is character-driven, full of heart, deeply odd and relentlessly unwieldly in ways that are both endearing and aggravating. At its most basic level, it's a movie about a beekeeper/musician/pillar of his rural Oklahoma community named Amziah King (Matthew McConaughey) who begins to mentor his former foster daughter (Angelina LookingGlass) after having a surprise reunion with her at the diner she's working at. McConaughey is completely in his element as this eccentric, kind and wise man whose zest for life despite all of the hardships he's endured is contagious. Not since The Beach Bum has a film better utilized the easygoing charisma and open heart that makes McConaughey such a magnetic screen presence. When the narrative shifts from loose episodic drama to crime/heist territory in the second half, the film's shaggy appeal dampens a bit as these previously very likable characters kind of clumsily morph into morally ambiguous entities at the drop of a hat and LookingGlass is too stoic of a screen presence to shoulder the emotional weight that she's asked to carry. While I'm not confident there's any version of this movie that would be truly great given how messy and silly the storytelling is on a structural level, it definitely could've improved a bit if Patterson took some more care in mapping out the abrupt evolution of its main characters and picked a more capable actor to join McConaughey in the co-leading role.

Grade: B

The Wrong Girls: Bookending this piece with pure hangout movies is a fun little coincidence that is perfect for this stretch of the calendar. The Wrong Girls is a true throwback stoner comedy that revels in the power of friendship and being silly. Writer/director Dylan Meyer establishes a really laid-back atmosphere that perfectly mirrors the attitudes of its slacker protagonists (Kristen Stewart, Alia Shawkat) as a case of mistaken identity and misplaced curiosity about the contents of the briefcase they were handed as a result leads to these chill gals suddenly finding themselves in the crosshairs of some very powerful people. Stewart and Shawkat are absolutely delightful together as they bumble their way through being pursued by dangerous forces with a whole lot of effervescent idiocy and (platonic) love, the revolving door of famous faces (LaKeith Stanfield, Zack Fox, Seth Rogen, Kumail Nanjiani, Kate McKinnon, Tony Hale) who show up or lend their voices to portray the supporting characters all manage to get some laughs off in their limited time on screen and Todd Banhazi's warm kaleidoscopic cinematography is sneakily some of the best I've seen all year long. The worst thing I can say about The Wrong Girls is that it's more of a consistent smirk and chuckle movie than a truly laugh-out-loud one. Alas, it was still a good time at the movies and I'm glad that Meyer was able to get a stoner comedy to the big screen in 2026. 

Grade: B

2025 in Movies: Revisited

Change didn't exactly sweep through my 2025 movie rankings in the past 7 and a half months. Perhaps things would've looked a little bit different if I had followed through on my intention to rewatch several titles that I wanted to clarify my opinion on including Eddington, One Battle After Another and Twinless before dropping this piece, but alas, my attention shifted elsewhere and that potential for huge shakeups wasn't realized.

Of the 17 titles I've watched since the publication of my initial year-end list in early January, only two received grades of B+ or higher and entered the top portion of the list. Beyond that, a couple of titles managed to secure a place in or around the top 50 and the average-to-below-average section near the bottom got padded out a bit. There are still approximately 25-35 movies released in 2025 that I'm eager to check out that I still haven't gotten to and I hope to watch at least a few of them before the end of the year, so it's very possible that this list undergoes some more meaningful changes by the time 2027 rolls around. Anyways, here's what the worst to best rankings currently look like.

()=Ranking on the Year-End List 

163.(145) O'Dessa (D)

162.(144) The Electric State (D)

161.(143) Back in Action (D+)

160.(142) Hurry Up Tomorrow (D+)

159.(141) The Old Guard 2 (C-)

158.(140) Shelby Oaks (C-)

157.(new) Sirat (C-)

156.(new) Trap House (C-)

155.(139) Ella McCay (C-)

154.(138) A Big Bold Beautiful Journey (C-)

153.(new) King Ivory (C-)

152.(137) You're Cordially Invited (C)

151.(136) Snow White (C)

150.(new) Father Mother Sister Brother (C)

149.(135) After the Hunt (C)

148.(134) The Parenting (C)

147.(133) Guns Up (C)

146.(new) The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (C)

145.(132) The Conjuring: Last Rites (C)

144.(new) The Testament of Ann Lee (C)

143.(131) Borderline (C)

142.(130) The Woman in the Yard (C)

141.(129) Afterburn (C)

140.(128) Kiss of the Spider Woman (C)

139.(127) Shadow Force (C)

138.(126) Maintenance Required (C)

137.(125) Keeper (C)

136.(new) 100 Nights of Hero (C)

135.(124) Clown in a Cornfield (C)

134.(123) A Minecraft Movie (C+)

133.(122) The Amateur (C+)

132.(121) Captain America: Brave New World (C+)

131.(120) Final Destination: Bloodlines (C+)

130.(119) Wolf Man (B-)

129.(118) Dog Man (B-)

128.(117) Sketch (B-)

127.(116) Nouvelle Vague (B-)

126.(new) Sisu: Road to Revenge (B-)

125.(115) Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (B-)

124.(114) Black Bag (B-)

123.(113) Rebuilding (B-)

122.(112) My Dead Friend Zoe (B-)

121.(111) The Accountant 2 (B-)

120.(110) The Roses (B-)

119.(109) Die My Love (B-)

118.(new) Fackham Hall (B-)

117.(108) The Strangers: Chapter 2 (B-)

116.(107) The Pickup (B-)

115.(106) M3GAN 2.0 (B-)

114.(105) Relay (B-)

113.(new) Dead Man's Wire (B-)

112.(104) Dangerous Animals (B-)

111.(103) Honey Don't! (B-)

110.(102) Another Simple Favor (B-)

109.(101) Regretting You (B-)

108.(100) Hedda (B-)

107.(99) The Smashing Machine (B-)

106.(98) Presence (B-)

105.(97) Hamnet (B-)

104.(96) KPop Demon Hunters (B-)

103.(95) A House of Dynamite (B-)

102.(new) Sharp Corner (B-)

101.(94) The Toxic Avenger (B-)

100.(new) Pillion (B-)

99.(93) How to Train Your Dragon (B-)

98.(92) I Know What You Did Last Summer (B-)

97.(91) Death of a Unicorn (B-)

96.(90) Play Dirty (B-)

95.(89) Silent Night, Deadly Night (B-)

94.(88) Eenie Meanie (B-)

93.(new) The Luckiest Man in America (B-)

92.(87) Eddington (B-)

91.(86) Him (B-)

90.(85) Until Dawn (B-)

89.(new) Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere (B-)

88.(84) Opus (B-)

87.(83) Happy Gilmore 2 (B-)

86.(82) Heart Eyes (B)

85.(81) A Working Man (B)

84.(80) Predator: Killer of Killers (B)

83.(79) Havoc (B)

82.(78) Jurassic World Rebirth (B)

81.(77) It Was Just an Accident (B)

80.(76) Blue Moon (B)

79.(75) Americana (B)

78.(74) A Nice Indian Boy (B)

77.(73) Hell of a Summer (B)

76.(72) Christy (B)

75.(71) Diablo (B)

74.(70) The Phoenician Scheme (B)

73.(69) The Ballad of Wallis Island (B)

72.(68) Wicked: For Good (B)

71.(67) Anaconda (B)

70.(66) Last Breath (B)

69.(65) Fight or Flight (B)

68.(64) The Secret Agent (B)

67.(63) The Surfer (B)

66.(62) Elio (B)

65.(61) If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You (B)

64.(60) Bob Trevino Likes It (B)

63.(59) Freaky Tales (B)

62.(58) Ash (B)

61.(57) The Bad Guys 2 (B)

60.(56) Sentimental Value (B)

59.(55) Zootopia 2 (B)

58.(54) The Fantastic Four: First Steps (B)

57.(53) Novocaine (B)

56.(52) Drop (B)

55.(51) Love Hurts (B)

54.(50) Bone Lake (B)

53.(49) Jay Kelly (B)

52.(48) Is This Thing On? (B)

51.(new) Code 3 (B)

50.(new) Song Sung Blue (B)

49.(47) Mission-Impossible: The Final Reckoning (B)

48.(46) Rental Family (B)

47.(45) Lurker (B)

46.(44) Oh, Hi! (B)

45.(43) One of Them Days (B)

44.(42) F1 (B)

43.(41) Frankenstein (B)

42.(40) Heads of State (B)

41.(39) Roofman (B)

40.(38) Predator: Badlands (B)

39.(37) 40 Acres (B)

38.(36) One Battle After Another (B)

37.(35) Mickey 17 (B)

36.(34) Twinless (B)

35.(33) The Life of Chuck (B+)

34.(32) Eternity (B+)

33.(31) Now You See Me: Now You Don't (B+)

32.(new) The Perfect Neighbor (B+)

31.(30) Warfare (B+)

30.(29) Caught Stealing (B+)

29.(28) No Other Choice (B+)

28.(27) Train Dreams (B+)

27.(26) Good Fortune (B+)

26.(25) The Threesome (B+)

25.(24) Nobody 2 (B+)

24.(23) Black Phone 2 (B+)

23.(22) Splitsville (B+)

22.(21) The Running Man (B+)

21.(20) The Housemaid (B+)

20.(19) Together (B+)

19.(18) Sorry, Baby (B+)

18.(17) 28 Years Later (B+)

17.(16) The Monkey (B+)

16.(15) Ballerina (B+)

15.(14) Thunderbolts* (B+)

14.(13) Materialists (B+)

13.(12) Wake Up Dead Man (B+)

12.(11) Companion (B+)

11.(10) Den of Thieves 2: Pantera (B+)

10.(9) Bugonia (B+)

9.(new) The Alabama Solution (A-)

8.(8) The Long Walk (A-)

7.(7) The Naked Gun (A-)

6.(6) Weapons (A-)

5.(5) Superman (A-)

4.(4) Bring Her Back (A-)

3.(3) Marty Supreme (A)

2.(2) Friendship (A)

1.(1) Sinners (A)

2025 in Music: Revisited

As we sit here in the early stages of the second half of August, I can comfortably say that 2026 has been a weaker musical year than 2025 so far. There are at least six or seven records from last year that I'd put ahead of anything that's been released this year, and the quality disparity actually manages to get wider when I compare the records that make up the teens and twenties on these lists. Of course, there's still time for the pendulum to swing in the other direction, but it's going to take some swift, drastic movement in the final stretch of the calendar for 2026 to overcome the deficit its currently facing.

On the front of discovering new 2025 records since posting my year-end list at the top of January, there wasn't much that truly popped from the pile of primarily metalcore, deathcore and alt-metal offerings that I checked out. The biggest standouts were the relentlessly crushing All the Devil Are Here by Bay Area metalcore outfit Mugshot and Jane Remover's strong collection of largely previously released standalone singles brought together on a single EP entitled ♥. Other than that, it was pretty uneventful save for another solid release from Pupil Slicer, a couple of extreme metal acts that I hadn't checked out prior and one of the biggest messes I've heard in some time. Without any further rambling, here's the full updated rankings of every 2025 EP and LP I've heard from worst to best (w/grades). 

()=Ranking on year-end list. 

EP's:

8.(new) PRESIDENT-King of Terrors (C-)

7.(new) Enterprise Earth-Descent into Madness (B-)

6.(4) The Crimson Armada-Ceremony (B)

5.(new) Final Resting Place-Bound by Affliction (B)

4.(3) Many Eyes-Combust (B)

3.(2) Car Bomb-Tiles Whisper Dreams (B)

2.(1) Soulkeeper-Join Us in Creating Excellence (B+)

1.(new) Jane Remover-♥ (B+)

LP's:

87.(79) Sleep Token-Even in Arcadia (C-)

86.(78) Machine Head-Unatoned (C)

85.(77) Playboi Carti-Music (C)

84.(76) Olivia Dean-The Art of Loving (C)

83.(75) The Mars Volta-Lucro sucio; los ojos del vacio (C)

82.(74) The Halo Effect-March of the Unheard (C+)

81.(73) Architects-The Sky, the Earth & All Between (C+)

80.(72) Sleep Theory-Afterglow (C+)

79.(71) Rivers of Nihil-Rivers of Nihil (C+)

78.(70) Snooze-I KNOW HOW YOU WILL DIE (C+)

77.(69) Haim-I Quit (C+)

76.(68) Kaonashi-I Want to Go Home (C+)

75.(new) LANDMVRKS-The Darkest Place I've Ever Been (B-)

74.(67) A Day to Remember-Big Ole Album Vol.1 (B-)

73.(66) Bodybox-3 (B-)

72.(65) Sabrina Carpenter-Man's Best Friend (B-)

71.(64) Rico Nasty-Lethal (B-)

70.(63) Born of Osiris-Through Shadows (B-)

69.(62) Thornhill-Bodies (B-)

68.(61) Boltcutter-Still Broke (B-)

67.(new) Volatile Ways-Perfect Dark (B-)

66.(60) Arm's Length-There's a Whole World Out There (B-)

65.(59) Geese-Getting Killed (B-)

64.(58) Fleshwater-2000: In Search of the Endless Sky (B-)

63.(57) Tame Impala-Deadbeat (B-)

62.(56) Florence+the Machine-Everybody Scream (B-)

61.(new) Magnolia Park-Vamp (B-)

60.(55) Viagra Boys-vigar aboys (B-)

59.(54) Banks-Off with Her Head (B-)

58.(53) Bad Bunny-Debi tirar mas fotos (B-)

57.(52) Behemoth-The Shit Ov God (B-)

56.(51) Tate McRae-So Close to What (B-)

55.(50) King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard-Phantom Island (B-)

54.(49) Rosalia-Lux (B-)

53.(48) Clipse-Let God Sort Em Out (B-)

52.(new) Psychedelic Porn Crumpets-Carpe Diem, Moonman (B)

51.(47) Paleface Swiss-Cursed (B)

50.(46) Obscura-A Sonication (B)

49.(45) Cabal-Everything Rots (B)

48.(44) Killswitch Engage-This Consequence (B)

47.(43) Tyler, the Creator-Don't Tap the Glass (B)

46.(new) Gates to Hell-Death Comes to All (B)

45.(42) PeelingFlesh-PF Radio 2 (B)

44.(41) Stray from the Path-Clockworked (B)

43.(new) Agriculture-The Spiritual Sound (B)

42.(40) Volbeat-God of Angels Trust (B)

41.(39) PSYCHO-FRAME-Salvation Laughs in the Face of a Grieving Mother (B)

40.(new) Pupil Slicer-Fleshwork (B)

39.(38) Mac Miller-Ballonerism (B)

38.(37) Kali Uchis-Sincerely, (B)

37.(30) Testament-Para bellum (B)

36.(32) Sanguisugabogg-Hideous Aftermath (B)

35.(35) Sudan Archives-The BPM (B)

34.(34) Danny Brown-Stardust (B)

33.(33) FKA twigs-EUSEXUA Afterglow (B)

32.(31) Lorde-Virgin (B)

31.(36) Addison Rae-Addison (B)

30.(29) Greyhaven-Keep It Quiet (B)

29.(28)Drain-Is Your Friend...(B)

28.(27) Coheed and Cambria-Vaxis: Act III: The Father of Make Believe (B)

27.(26) Miley Cyrus-Something Beautiful (B)

26.(25) Freddie Gibbs and The Alchemist-Alfredo 2 (B)

25.(24) Doja Cat-Vie (B)

24.(23) Lady Gaga-Mayhem (B)

23.(21) Your Spirit Dies-My Gnawing Pains Will Never Rest (B+)

22.(22) Despised Icon-Shadow Work (B+)

21.(19) Allegaeon-The Ossuary Lens (B+)

20.(20) Pinkpantherss-Fancy That (B+)

19.(18) Revocation-New Gods, New Masters (B+)

18.(17) Lorna Shore-I Feel the Everblack Festering Within Me (B+)

17.(16) Dying Wish-Flesh Stays Together (B+)

16.(15) Deftones-Private Music (B+)

15.(14) The Acacia Strain-You Are Safe from God Here (B+)

14.(13) FKA twigs-EUSEXUA (B+)

13.(12) Shadow of Intent-Imperium Delirium (B+)

12.(11) Fallujah-Xenotaph (B+)

11.(new) Mugshot-All the Devils Are Here (B+)

10.(10) Spite-New World Killer (B+)

9.(9) Turnstile-Never Enough (B+)

8.(8) Whitechapel-Hymns in Dissonance (B+)

7.(7) Between the Buried and Me-The Blue Nowhere (B+)

6.(6) Orthodox-A Door Left Open (B+)

5.(5) Tallah-Primeval: Obsession/Detachment (A-)

4.(4) The Weeknd-Hurry Up Tomorrow (A-)

3.(2) Spiritbox-Tsunami Sea (A-)

2.(3) Jane Remover-Revengeseekerz (A)

1.(1) The Callous Daoboys-I Don't Want to See You in Heaven (A)

Annabelle Wallis Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Annabelle Wallis-whose latest project "Mutiny" releases in theaters on Thursday. 

Annabelle Wallis' Filmography Ranked:

11.Come and Find Me (D)

10.Annabelle: Creation (C-)

9.Annabelle (C-)

8.Mercy (C)

7.King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (C)

6.The Mummy (C+)

5.Body of Lies (B-)

4.The Brothers Grimsby (B)

3.Boss Level (B)

2.Tag (B)

1.Malignant (B+)

Top Dog: Malignant (2021)

James Wan knew had one chance to make a blank check movie after the box office heater he went from 2011-2018 (Insidious, The Conjuring, Insidious: Chapter 2, Furious 7, The Conjuring 2, Aquaman) and he took full advantage of it with Malignant. This man threw out every single wacky stylistic flourish and idea he had in his arsenal to make one of the gleefully deranged pieces of genre cinema that I've ever seen.  After the troubled production of Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, he deserves the opportunity to make another wild passion project like this-although I'm pretty skeptical that there's somebody out there that would be willing to back it. 

Bottom Feeder: Come and Find Me (2016)

Let's rewind to a mere 6 days ago when I decided it would be a good idea to watch one of more Wallis' movies for this piece and Come and Find Me ended up being that lucky title. Electing to watch this movie very well could be the worst choice I've made so far this month. Come Find and Me is the first and only movie that was made by the disgraced Joss Whedon's younger brother Zack and after watching it, I'm not exactly stunned that he hasn't been entrusted to make another feature. This movie tries to position itself as this intelligent mystery thriller about a man (Aaron Paul) who stumbles upon a whole lot of secrets when he elects to go searching for his missing girlfriend (Wallis) a year after she disappeared, but what's lurking underneath its high aspirations is a scattershot, dull and idiotic movie that can't even create the illusion that all of its puzzle pieces are fitting together in a compelling or a clever manner for any meaningful amount of time. 

Most Underrated: Tag (2018)

While it's not quite strong enough to go down as one of the best studio comedies of the 2010's, Tag has a lot of fun with its "childhood friends who reunite every year as adults to play a month-long game of tag" premise and boasts a trio of very funny performances from Jake Johnson, Hannibal Burress and Isla Fisher that consistently elevates the warm stupidity of the humor. 

Most Overrated: Annabelle: Creation (2017)

Quite frankly, I'm kind of in awe this managed to become the best received Conjuring movie outside of the first two entries in the main franchise. David F. Sandberg tables the combination of eerie atmospherics and clever jump scares that made his breakout movie Lights Out work in favor of a long string of flaccid, sometimes unintentionally funny jump scares, the performances outside of Miranda Otto as the wife of the toymaker (Anthony LaPaglia) are all pretty bad and the reveal that it ties to the previous film is absurd even by horror movie retconning/lore building standards. 

Jeff Daniels Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Jeff Daniels-whose latest project "The Brink of War" releases in theaters today. 

Jeff Daniels' Filmography Ranked:

18.101 Dalmatians (D) 

17.Good Night, and Good Luck (C)

16.Dumb and Dumber To (C)

15.RV (C)

14.Fly Away Home (C)

13.Allegiant (C)

12.Traitor (C+)

11.State of Play (C+)

10.Something Wild (B-)

9.Away We Go (B)

8.The Squid and the Whale (B)

7.Pleasantville (B) 

6.The Lookout (B)

5.Looper (B)

4.Dumb and Dumber (B)

3.The Martian (B+)

2.Steve Jobs (B+)

1.Speed (B+)

Top Dog: Speed (1994)

Speed has become one of the most frequently mimicked action movies of the past 30 years for good reason. The simplicity of its plot and perfectly calibrated tone pave the way for a movie that keeps the suspense high without ever taking itself seriously enough to get in the way all of the freewheeling fun its producing. May the legacy sequel machine never come for this beautiful creation. 

Bottom Feeder: 101 Dalmatians (1996)

What Cruella was able to pull off with its flashy camp exploration of the iconic Disney villain's origin story reenforced my disdain for both of the Glenn Close-led live action films. Close's fine enough scenery chewing is just no match for how lifeless and boring the film's supposedly vibrant universe manages to be.  

Most Underrated: The Lookout (2007)

19 years after its release, The Lookout is a borderline forgotten piece of media. This unique, character-driven heist drama from Hollywood vet Scott Frank (The Queen's Gambit, Out of Sight) about a bank janitor (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) with short term memory problems brought on by a serious car crash that derailed his promising youth hockey career being coerced by an old high school classmate (Matthew Goode) to assist in a robbery at the bank he works at was little seen when it came out in March of 2007, so this being the fate it suffered isn't exactly surprising. If you're a fan of the aforementioned genres and happen to find yourself on the home screen of a free streaming service like Pluto TV or Tubi looking for something to watch, you should definitely consider checking this out. 

Most Overrated: Good Night, and Good Luck (2005)

Nobody makes a dry movie quite like George Clooney does and Good Night, and Good Luck is one of his finest hours. I was shown this when I was studying journalism in college and as important as its messages about freedom of the press and the media challenging power are, Clooney manages to present them in such a bland, stagey manner that they don't land with their intended power. 

Movie Review: Super Troopers 3

All roads lead back to Super Troopers for the Broken Lizard gang. The comedy troupe consisting of Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske owe much of the longevity of their career to people falling in love with this idiotic, prank-loving group of Vermont state troopers back in the early 2000's. 8 years after Super Troopers 2 finally completed its long, bumpy journey to the big screen, Thorny, Farva, Foster, Mac and Rabbit are back for another round of dumb, stoner-adjacent hijinks in Super Troopers 3.

Maturation and evolution are concepts that Broken Lizard flirt with at times during Super Troopers 3 as they're now in their late 50's, but whatever wisdom they've picked up over the years is often put on the back burner as they follow their true of putting as many dick, drug and Canada jokes into the world as possible. To their credit, they're just as enthusiastic about playing as these characters now as they were when they made the first movie 26 years ago and the passion they lead with makes it easy for the new cast members (Hannah Simone, Nat Faxon, Andrew Dismukes, Iqbal Theba, Sakina Jaffrey, Chace Crawford, Jon Rudnitsky, Lisa Gilroy) to come in and play around in the gleefully immature world they've built. Unfortunately, their continued love of these characters and spirited new additions to the ensemble can't gloss over the issues that arise with the material itself. The whiff rate on the jokes is much higher here than it was on either of the previous films and they spend way too much time on yet another drug ring subplot at the expense of its amusing A-plot involving Farva preparing to marry Thorny's sister (Simone). There's still enough joy to be had in watching this group along with the always great Brian Cox embody these lovable idiot characters again and crank out a handful of hilarious gags to make it a fun enough watch, but it's probably time for them to move on and do something that will move the needle more than a fourth Super Troopers movie. 

Grade: B-
 

Movie Review: One Night Only

By taking place in a fascist version of the United States where premarital sex has been outlawed by the government except for one night a year and relying on a plot driver that is catnip for the portion of the viewing audience that demands a thorough explanation for everything they see on screen, One Night Only is destined to alienate some people out there before they even sit down to watch it. The first half of that equation is one that I can understand as having a fascist backdrop adds an ominous layer to what is designed to be a light romcom that can be difficult to overlook. 

For me, One Night Only doesn't seriously engage enough with the political angle of its world to impact the movie in any meaningful way. The whole "The Purge but for sex" premise is almost exclusively used to put its protagonists Ally (Monica Barbaro) and Owen (Callum Turner) in a string of ridiculous situations as they run on sometimes parallel but often unintentionally overlapping tracks around New York City in search of some kind of meaningful connection on this chaotic night. With this narrative framing in mind, I believe that One Night Only works well. Barbaro and Turner have a natural ease to their dynamic that allows them to pull off the jabs they throw at each other along with the longing gazes and heartfelt conversations that fuel their eventual romantic connection, the whirlwind nature of the protagonists' journey around NYC allows for the expert deployment of its sizable supporting cast (Molly Ringwald, LeVar Burton and Charlie Gillespie are the top standouts) to help play up the  situational comedy before they disappear back into the night and Will Gluck pulls off what is arguably the single greatest feat of his career by turning a Maroon 5 needle drop into one of the funniest moments of the entire movie. There are a couple of shaky notes at the very end that get in the way of the sugar high it had been effortlessly coasting on up to that point, but on the whole, I found this to be funnier and anchored by a stronger central romance than Gluck's last movie Anyone But You.

Grade: B 
 

Movie Review: 72 Hours

Streaming platforms have become a safe haven for comedy stars from the 90's and 00's to keep collecting paychecks in a world where box office receipts for comedies have been steadily eroding since the late 2010's. When these movies drop on Netflix or Prime Video every few months, they typically log big numbers out of the gate then quickly fade away as most people view them as vastly inferior products to what these actors were doing back when their movies were playing on the big screen. Kevin Hart has become one of the leaders in this space during the 2020's. Since 2021, Hart has led a whopping four Netflix movies (Fatherhood, The Man from Toronto, Me Time, Lift)-although it does need to be noted that the former two were titles that Sony sold off while COVID was wreaking havoc on the theatrical industry. Hart and Netflix's fifth collaboration of the decade 72 Hours falls so perfectly into the mold of instantly forgettable streaming comedies that you could convince me that it was done by design.

72 Hours is aiming to be a 2026 riff on something like The Hangover or Old School. Hart plays a 40-year-old working in advertising who gets accidently added to a bachelor party group text (Marcello Hernández, Mason Gooding, Ben Marshall, Kam Patterson) and exchanges some playful texts with the group acknowledging the mistake before he carries on with his day. After a failed pitch for a big vodka campaign that he needs to land in order to get the promotion he's long been seeking, he convinces these strangers to allow him to join them on their trip to Miami with the hopes that hanging out with young people will help him figure out how to market this product to people in their age bracket and nail his second chance at the big pitch that will allow him to finally advance up the corporate ladder. Things quickly go haywire as a series of unforeseen incidents turn this celebration into a nightmare that might prevent them from leaving the Sunshine State alive. 

When Hart first broke out as an actor in the 2010's, I really liked what he was doing. No matter the size of the part or what the role called for him to do, he delivered what the movie asked of him every single time. Recently, the returns haven't been particularly strong, and 72 Hours is one of the weakest efforts he's put forth to date. This role sees him playing an affable everyman who is kind of aloof and selfish but also has a wild card streak when he starts partying. Every aspect of this character is comfortably within his wheelhouse and yet, his performance somehow manages to fall pretty flat. He struggles to make this guy who isn't a complete piece of shit but is definitely far more of an oblivious, self-absorbed dickhead than he thinks he is redeemable and doesn't quite go far enough to sell the zanier moments (it was odd to see him struggle with doing so much over-the-top accent work given how great he was at doing a Danny Glover impression in Jumanji: The Next Level). Whether this is a case of him of phoning it in or just simple miscalculation is up for debate, but it's certainly a head-scratching failure that standouts even among his recent misfires.  

The supporting cast doesn't fare much better. Hernández is pretty blah as the immature slacker best man who is afraid that his best friend is going to leave him behind for good once he gets married, Gooding makes for a pretty boring straight man as the kindhearted groom who is much more mature than his idiot friends and Marshall's awkward sad guy schtick just isn't very funny. Ironically, it's Patterson-who is easily the least seasoned actor from the main cast-who leaves the most positive impression. There's a real eagerness to his screen presence that jolts the movie to life whenever it threatens to dip below average and his comedic timing is very solid for a guy who came up doing stand-up. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Hernández and Marshall putting in a good word with Lorne Michaels after this shoot helped him land the Saturday Night Live gig last fall. 

In defense of the cast, the material they had to work with isn't great. For a movie where the comedy is primarily built around the protagonists getting into crazy situations, the chaos that each of these unforeseen calamites provide doesn't really amount to much of anything. There's no real escalation of the stakes or clear desire to stack jokes up on top of each other in order to some build momentum. Instead, the movie operates in a machine-like manner where it plows through the vulgar scenes in a coldly calculated manner in order to get to the inevitable ending where everything works out for all of the characters as quickly as possible. Part of the magic of the movies that 72 Hours hopes to emulate was a willingness to go to great lengths to sell jokes. 72 Hours almost never displays that discipline and dedication to the craft, which is kind of embarrassing since it was made by people in Tim Story, Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg who have plenty of experience making movies like this. 

At the end of the day, 72 Hours served its purpose to top the Netflix movie charts for 2+ weeks and the fact that the vast majority of the people that helped make this feat possible feeling it was mediocre or bad really doesn't matter. While I'm not anti-streaming comedy by any means, it's hard to get all that excited about any of them as they're always a decent chance that they'll end up being nothing more than aggressively average time eaters where nobody involved is overly invested in the outcome. C'est la vie in the streaming ecosystem and I wouldn't be willing to wager that this state of affairs changes at any point in the near future. 

Grade: C

Louis Leterrier Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Louis Leterrier-whose latest project "The Last House" releases on Netflix on Friday. 

Louis Leterrier's Filmography Ranked:

8.Clash of the Titans (C)

7.The Brothers Grimsby (B)

6.Transporter 2 (B)

5.The Incredible Hulk (B) it

4.The Transporter (B)

3.Fast X (B+)

2.Unleashed (B+)

1.Now You See Me (B+)

Top Dog: Now You See Me (2013)

Looking back on it 13 years later, the greatest gift that Now You See Me provided the world was being successful enough to spawn a franchise. The completely earnest, unapologetic ridiculousness that powers this dazzling picture has only grown stronger with time as the sequels have relished the opportunity to add new layers of absurdity to this world where the biggest challenge to the powers that be that are screwing over regular people are a secret society of cocky virtuoso magicians who redistribute wealth via elaborate heists. Fast and Furious is really the only other series that is operating with a similar ethos and if the band gets back together for a fourth installment somewhere down the line, I'm confident that they'll continue to honor the knowingly silly spirit that has allowed this franchise to develop a passionate following.

Bottom Feeder: Clash of the Titans (2010)

Clash of the Titans is a movie that I feel was worthy of being remade. The 1981 version is riddled with horrendously dated visual effects that cast a shadow over what is otherwise a decent but pretty unremarkable sword and sandal fantasy epic. What Leterrier did with the remake didn't really improve upon the flawed but relatively compelling original. While the CGI is mostly excellent (the sole exceptions being the big scorpions in the desert-that look like complete shit) this time around and there are some compelling moments (namely the scenes with Medusa and the Witches) that show off the benefits of telling this story again on the big screen, the choppy action, stiff pacing and not quite campy enough tone prevent this from being the consistently fun watch that it easily could've been. 

Most Underrated: Unleashed (2005)

Out of the many English language titles Jet Li headlined during the 2000's, Unleashed is my favorite by a wide margin. Not only are the fight scenes absolutely spectacular, but it tells the surprisingly emotional story of a man (Li) who was trained from childhood to serve as the human attack dog for a Glasgow mobster (Bob Hoskins) learning about the good side of humanity after he's taken in by a kind blind piano tuner (Morgan Freeman) after being left for dead by his old boss and features some really great performances from all three of the aforementioned actors. 

Most Overrated: None 

This was an inevitability. Leterrier is somebody who has made a career out of making movies that receive average-ish reviews and middling-to-decent receptions from audiences. He's the epitome of a reliable meat-and-potatoes filmmaker and there's seemingly no danger that he's going to evolve or devolve into something else at this point as he's been making movies at the highest levels of global entertainment for 25 years now. 

Movie Review: I Want Your Sex

It's been a whopping 12 years since American indie royalty Gregg Araki has made a feature. The 66-year-old has spent this time away from the big screen in the world of television, both as a hired gun director on a wide variety of series (13 Reasons Why, Riverdale, American Gigolo, Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, Heathers) and as the showrunner of a Starz series called New Apocalypse that was canceled after 1 season. His return back to his artistic home is one that makes perfect sense as it's a film that's primary goal is to have some fun exploring modern society's attitude towards sex. 

When Araki rose to prominence during the 90's, horny movies were the norm. It was pretty rare to even be able to make it through a movie aimed at kids without running into some innuendo or perverted double entendres. 3 decades later, Hollywood has become borderline puritanical with its depiction of sex on screen and audiences may be even more prudish as every movie that dares to be even a little bit salacious (Poor Things, Saltburn, Anora) becomes a lightning rod for online discourse. With I Want Your Sex, Araki is saying that he's not going allow to horniness on screen die without a fight. 

At the center of Araki's "it's alright to be horny and fuck" opus is a recent college graduate (Cooper Hoffman) working a low-level job who becomes completely smitten with his art gallery owner boss (Olivia Wilde) after she recruits him to enter a BDSM relationship with her. Hoffman's character serves as kind of a stand-in for all of gen-Z as he's a repressed, jittery young man who experiences liberation when he enters this unorthodox domineering relationship with an older woman who opens him up to a world of sexual possibilities he never knew existed. As much as this premise reads like a sex version of "old man yells at clouds", Araki is smart enough to acknowledge the slew of forces (increased societal isolation, rise of online porn, increasing scarcity of third spaces, etc.) that helped gradually build up this latest age of repression and maintains a playful tone that has zero malice behind any of its jokes. Ironically, some of the older Araki-heads out there will probably take issue with how tame the sex scenes are here, but it feels kind of counterproductive to me to go after one of the few people in the industry today that has demonstrated willingness to engage with sex in an honest, open-minded manner. 

The most captivating thing about I Want Your Sex isn't what it says about current attitudes towards sex or how artists are insufferable egotistical menaces who aren't nearly as profound as they think they are, but the actors who Araki enlisted to frolic around in his perverted playground. Wilde continues her post-Don't Worry Darling heater with an exhilarating portrayal of a miserable artist whose career decline hasn't impeded her ability to maintain a sexual muse that she takes great pleasure in toying with while Hoffman further cements his place as one of the most exciting young talents in Hollywood today by playing this complex character with the ideal mix of sweetness, self-destruction and cringey desperation. Their explosive dynamic carries this film through every turn it takes and there were a few scenes that even got to me question whether there was something real underneath all of the humiliation, toxicity and leather. While they stand absolutely zero chance of being nominated, I'd be thrilled if they both landed in the Oscar race come this winter.

The supporting cast is primarily deployed to punch up the comedy in the absurd situations that the plot throws out, and they deliver in a major way. Mason Gooding drops many of the film's best one liners as Hoffman's co-worker/confidant, Chase Sui Wonders continues to show why her stock in the industry is shooting through the roof at the moment with a delightful turn as Hoffman's best friend/roommate who is incredibly jealous of her pal's new freaky arrangement with his boss and Charli xcx (!) demonstrates a real knack for deadpan comedy as Hoffman's perpetually unenthused girlfriend. Araki really struck gold with this ensemble and there's no way this film would've soared to the levels it does without their terrific efforts.

Getting to see Araki return with a pure romp that is so full of laughs, energy and fun is one of my favorite cinematic stories this year. Independent cinema is an increasingly brutal game these days and there's just something really inspiring about watching one of the most important figures in that world make a great movie after being away from the medium for so long. Araki has plenty of creative juice left and hopefully some producers out there will be willing to back his next project so the world doesn't have to wait another 12 years to hear from him. 

Grade: B+

Movie Review: Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Up to this point, MCU Peter Parker/Spider-Man has been portrayed as a very young man. This choice has paid dividends as childlike wonder, wide-eyed optimism and lacking a fully developed prefrontal cortex are huge parts of why Tom Holland's iteration of the character has struck such a chord with the audience. When the last film No Way Home concluded with Parker having Doctor Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) cast a spell that made the whole world forget about him, this version of the character was gone for good. Making such a life-altering sacrifice to save the world is a heavy burden to deal with, especially when you don't have anyone left to turn to. Fortunately, Holland, Kevin Feige and the other creatives behind this universe decided to make a movie that focused on the fallout of Parker's choice in Spider-Man: Brand New Day.

Brand New Day isn't just some phony lip service title. The entire film is a reflection of the transformation Parker has gone through after the events of No Way Home and how he continues to evolve as he's handed a new set of obstacles including figuring who is responsible for a mysterious string of attacks on various facilities around NYC that are owned by a company called Damage Control where the perpetrators are unknowingly carrying out these attacks and reuniting with MJ (Zendaya) and Ned (Jacob Batalon) after they moved back to New York following their graduation from MIT. Parker has clearly been hurting from all of the isolation he's experienced over the past 5 years and his only coping mechanism is throwing himself even harder into being Spider-Man. His efforts to completely bury himself in work were working well enough until he sees MJ and Ned again and then, the pain of his loneliness begins to overwhelm him to the point where it's impacting his ability to be the hero that his community has relied on for so long.

Veteran director Daniel Destin Cretton was the perfect person to lead Spider-Man into this more mature era as he has this really innate understanding of human emotions from all of the time he's spent making character-driven dramas (Just Mercy, The Glass Castle, Short Term 12). Parker's emotional arc is one that is packed with vulnerability and doesn't contain a single false note as he puts in the work to get back to a place where has the courage to try and connect with people without being consumed by the fear that he could eventually lose them. It's a real blessing that Holland and Cretton took the assignment of exploring Parker's emotional state post-No Way Home so seriously as it's not exactly difficult to envision a scenario where there was far less care put into Parker's journey of putting the pieces of his life back together and we ended up with something that didn't have much in the way of real emotional resonance. It was time for Parker to evolve, and his metamorphosis really couldn't have been more graceful than what is portrayed here.  

The bonus side effect of having Parker go on a weightier emotional journey here is that it presented the opportunity to make better use of the acting gifts of Holland and Zendaya. Holland does a tremendous job of embodying someone who's burdened by the weight of loss and being alone in this cruel world trying to find their way again. As great as he in the rest of the film, his performance peaks when he's sharing scenes with Zendaya. The emotional conflict of the movie really kicks into high gear when Parker and MJ reunite, and Parker has to face the fact that he's now a stranger to MJ. Their understanding of the characters and each other as performers is second to none and that familiarity and knowledge makes for some really powerful moments that deserve to go down as some of the most impactful in the entire history of the MCU. Casting these two was one of the best decisions Feige has ever made and Brand New Day is an occasion that is worthy of another victory lap for this monumental triumph.  

When you go beyond the emotional journey of Parker, the success rate of Brand New Day is a little more mixed. On the plus side, the action proficiency that Cretton showed on Shang-Chi carries over here as it contains easily the most exciting, clearly legible fight scenes of the MCU Spider-Man entries thus far while Jon Bernthal's cold, gruff antihero Frank Castle makes for the ideal foil for Holland's morally consistent, good-natured hero. On the downside, Sadie Sink-who is pretty good in her "secret" role-is incorporated into this storyline in a pretty clunky fashion and the emotional catharsis that's supposed to be attached to her arc makes only a small fraction of the impact that Parker's does. Still, Brand New Day presents an exciting path forward for the character and I'd be pretty surprised if this didn't end up surpassing Homecoming as my new favorite Holland-era Spider-Man movie in time.

Grade: B+

Tom Holland Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Tom Holland-whose latest project "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" opens in theaters today. 

Tom Holland's Filmography Ranked:

15.Chaos Walking (D)

14.Onward (C)

13.Uncharted (B-)

12.In the Heart of the Sea (B)

11.Spider-Man: Far from Home (B)

10.Spies in Disguise (B)

9.Captain America: Civil War (B)

8.Locke (B)

7.The Devil All the Time (B)

6.Spider-Man: No Way Home (B)

5.Spider-Man: Homecoming (B+)

4.The Impossible (B+)

3.The Odyssey (B+)

2.Avengers: Endgame (A-)

1.Avengers: Infinity War (A)

Top Dog: Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

The most obvious challenge surrounding Avengers: Doomsday is trying to figure out how to fit dozens of characters from Marvel's cinematic past, present and future into a coherent storyline. For my money, the most daunting one is trying to make something that handles a powerful threat to the typically indestructible heroes of the MCU as well as Infinity War did. From the moment that Thanos appears on screen, there's a sense that this collection of heroes is overmatched and that lingering feeling of dread made this film an exhilarating ride that is unlike anything else Marvel has done to this point. The Russo Brothers, Kevin Feige and co. are going to have dig really deep to replicate this feeling and if they don't, this latest two-part Avengers epic could be destined to permanently live in the shadow of the previous one.

Bottom Feeder: Chaos Walking (2021)

About the only positive impact that COVID had on the movie industry is that there was a window of time between August 2020 and April 2021 where they could dump titles they weren't happy with into theaters without having to warry about the blowback they would have otherwise gotten from bad word of mouth and losing boatloads of money. Lionsgate's dystopian sci-fi thriller Chaos Walking was one of the lucky titles released during this window. Originally set to release in the spring of 2019, Chaos Walking got delayed as Lionsgate commissioned heavy reshoots led by a different director (Fede Álvarez took over for Doug Liman, who received sole directorial credit on the final cut) with the hopes of salvaging the project. As you could probably guess by the first couple of sentences and the strong likelihood that this is a movie most people reading this haven't even heard of, let alone seen, they didn't succeed. Personally, I was kind taken of back by how aimless and meandering this project was given the amount of talent that was involved (beyond the pair of solid directors who worked on it, the ensemble cast included Holland, Daisy Ridley, Mads Mikkelsen, Cynthia Erivo and Demián Bichir). I had it ranked as the worst movie I watched in 2021 and there's probably only about 5-8 movies from the entire decade that I would rate lower than it at this point.

Most Underrated: The Devil All the Time (2020)

Speaking of COVID-era projects, The Devil All the Time was part of Netflix's big fall awards hopeful slate in 2020. As Mank, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom and The Trial of the Chicago 7 emerged as the focal points of their campaigning efforts, The Devil All the Time quickly became just another piece of content rotting away in the vast emptiness of the Netflix library. It's a shame that it met this fate as Antonio Campos cooked up a pretty bleak, intoxicating Southern Gothic thriller here that features a handful of really great performances from its loaded cast (Holland, Riley Keough, Sebastian Stan, Robert Pattinson, Eliza Scanlen) and some beautiful hazy cinematography from future Oscar winner Lol Crawley. 

Most Overrated: Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Captain America: Civil War is a film with plenty of highs (the introductions to Black Panther and Spider-Man, the action sequences, weightier material that allowed all of the gifted actors on the MCU payroll more chances to show off their talent). Those highs just happen to be somewhat undercut by its boring villain (Daniel Brühl's Zemo), uneven pacing and refusal to really dig into the moral disputes that cause the titular divide between the typically united MCU heroes.