Thursday, May 21, 2026

2026 NFL Position Rankings: Top 25 Tight Ends

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+=Unranked or ineligible in 2025

25.(11) Isaiah Likely (Giants)

24.(12) Mike Gesicki (Bengals)

23.(14) Pat Freiermuth (Steelers)

22.(4) Mark Andrews (Ravens)

21(+) .Oronde Gasden II (Chargers)

20.(+) Harold Fannin Jr. (Browns)

19.(+) Jake Ferguson (Cowboys)

18.(7) T.J. Hockenson (Vikings)

17.(8) Dallas Goedert (Eagles)

16.(+) Brenton Strange (Jaguars)

15.(+) A.J. Barner (Seahawks)

14.(+) Colby Parkinson (Rams)

13.(+) Tyler Warren (Colts)

12.(+) Juwan Johnson (Saints)

11.(20) Dalton Schultz (Texans)

10.(5) Travis Kelce (Chiefs)

9.(+) Colston Loveland (Bears)

8.(10) Tucker Kraft (Packers)

7.(16) Dalton Kincaid (Bills)

6.(13) Hunter Henry (Patriots)

5.(+) Kyle Pitts (Falcons)

4.(3) Brock Bowers (Raiders)

3.(6) Sam LaPorta (Lions)

2.(1) George Kittle (49ers)

1.(2) Trey McBride (Cardinals)

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Movie Review: In the Grey

If Operation Fortune and The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare was Guy Ritchie relaxing with a beachside margarita, In the Grey is him doing bumps in a bathroom stall before giving the keynote address at some exotic business conference. Through a frantic string of monologues that detail schemes, contingences and the supplies needed to make them happen, Ritchie manages to make a movie about a lawyer (Eiza Gonzalez) and the team of shooters and saboteurs led by Henry Cavil and Jake Gyllenhaal she uses to extract debt from unsavory delinquent clients embarking on a very tough job where their target is a powerful crime lord (Carlos Bardem) who resides on a remote island where he controls damn near everything far more of a chore to follow than it should be. Gonzalez, Cavil and Gyllenhaal-who have all worked with Ritchie on other projects recently-know how to dispense the quips Ritchie chucked at them three minutes before the cameras rolled with enough deadpan swagger to make them convincing, but these zingers being delivered effectively doesn't mean all that much when they mainly serve as a way to break up the all of the breathless musings that are driving the plot. The arrival of shootouts, chases and huge explosions in the final act feels strangely tranquil as it forces the characters to practice brevity when they speak and mercifully allows the brainless macho shit that Ritchie has become particularly fond of doing in recent years to become the star of the show. Once this big extended action setpiece wraps up, there's about 5 more minutes of narrative housekeeping to be done and the credits start rolling. Ending things on such an efficient, high octane note made the sometimes-grating nature of the first 2/3 of the film easier to swallow and powered In the Grey into the respectably decent territory that Ritchie has often found himself since he turned into a machine that refuses to take time off post-Wrath of Man.

Grade: B-
 

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Melissa Leo Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Melissa Leo-whose latest project "Passenger" opens in theaters on Thursday. 

Melissa Leo's Filmography Ranked:

19.Mr. Woodcock (D+)

18.King Ivory (C-)

17.Righteous Kill (C)

16.Guns Up (C)

15.The Equalizer 2 (C)

14.Red State (C)

13.Thunder Force (C+)

12.London Has Fallen (B-)

11.Charlie Countryman (B-)

10.The Equalizer 3 (B-)

9.The Equalizer (B-)

8.Olympus Has Fallen (B-)

7.Frozen River (B-)

6.Oblivion (B)

5.Snowden (B)

4.Flight (B+)

3.The Big Short (B+)

2.Prisoners (B+)

1.The Fighter (A)

Top Dog: The Fighter (2010)

The Fighter very much fits into the mold of a classic fact-based underdog sports drama as it details professional boxer "Irish" Micky Ward (Mark Wahlberg)'s efforts to mount a comeback after a tumultuous string of events in and outside of the ring put his career on hold for a bit during the mid 90's. What elevates The Fighter beyond its familiar story/structure are some outstanding performances from its entire main cast (Christian Bale, Amy Adams and Leo are alongside Wahlberg at the top of the call sheet), compelling family drama and rousing boxing sequences that sell just how hard Ward had to work to get back into top form. 

Bottom Feeder: Mr. Woodcock (2007)

Craig Gillespie has gone onto have a nice career that's best defined by his genre versatility and ability to make the most out of whatever sized budget he has to work with. Gillespie's longevity in this unforgiving industry is made even more impressive by the fact that his directorial debut was the universally loathed comedy Mr. Woodcock. While the premise of a self-help author (Seann William Scott) returning to his Nebraska hometown to discover that his widowed mother (Susan Sarandon) is dating the gym teacher (Billy Bob Thornton) that tormented him as a kid isn't bad on paper, the bits that are mined from it are consistently groanworthy and all of the actors involved seem to be acutely aware that they're in a comedy that isn't working and basically just stoically read their lines until they're able to fuck off and enjoy the money they earned from the gig. 

Most Underrated: None

After a few minutes of internal debate, I couldn't justify picking any of Leo's films here. None of the under-the-radar films she's appeared in over the years are titles that I would go to bat for and all of the movies of hers that I really like (The Fighter, Prisoners, The Big Short, Flight) have their fair share of fans. A veteran Oscar-winning character actor getting the abstain treatment here is a real shock to me, and I'd be surprised if this phenomenon occurred again anytime soon.

Most Overrated: The Equalizer (2014)

This is pretty widely considered to be one of the best action movies of the 2010's. Personally, I don't even think that it's the best action vehicle that Denzel Washington and Antonie Fuqua made together during that decade. There are a couple of excellent elements to The Equalizer as Washington is in top form as the meticulous, even-keeled killing machine Robert McCall and the action beats deliver some unflinchingly brutality that makes them standout from their peers. Everything else surrounding these key pillars is pretty suspect as the pacing is pretty sluggish when the bodies aren't dropping, the script's efforts to build up McCall as something other than a highly skilled killer who thought his days of wielding a gun were over are pretty half-hearted and Marton Csokas is completely asleep at the wheel as the film's Russian mobster antagonist. Part of me wants to give this another whirl since it's so well-liked, but my similarly lukewarm thoughts on the sequels that were far from hated by audiences will continue to give me pause. 

Monday, May 18, 2026

Movie Review: Is God Is

Great movies slipping through the cracks of the Hollywood machine is something that's happened throughout my lifetime and almost certainly predates 1992. What makes this occurrence all the more tragic in the present day is that the video store/pay cable ecosystem that used to elevate the profile of titles that were ignored in theaters has been gutted and the odds of something breaking out on streaming are similar to those of winning the Powerball jackpot. With this in mind, I'm going to use my tiny platform to bang the drum for Alesha Harris' incendiary revenge thriller Is God Is-which was quietly released into 1,510 theaters this past weekend and never stood a chance of finding a sizable audience during such a busy stretch of the calendar. 

The revenge plot of Is God Is revolves around twin sisters Racine (Kara Young) and Anaia (Mallori Johnson) who are summoned to their estranged mother's (Vivica A. Fox) home as she lies on her deathbed with simple instructions: Track down their abusive father (Sterling K. Brown) and kill him as payback for setting the three of them on fire before he walked out on the family roughly 20 years prior. After some initial reluctance to honor their mother's dying wish, the twins hit the road and attempt to locate their father by meeting with some other people that he was associated with in the years immediately following the incident (Erika Alexander, Mykelti Williamson). Eventually, they discover that he lives in a big house with a new wife (Janelle Monae) and twin sons (Xavier Mills, Justen Ross) and have to grapple with the high price that needs to be paid if they follow through on their plans to murder him. 

What makes Is God Is such a distinct take on the revenge story is that it never shies away from the messy reality of the situation Racine and Anaia find themselves in. Their father may be a serial abuser who has zero remorse and endless justifications for his actions (Brown does a stellar job of infusing the character with the kind of coldly menacing monster energy that can be found in terrifying abundance in our world), but this mission reveals a darkness in them that they never had to confront before and the blood that ends up on their hands as a result of them going down this violent path will stick with them for the rest of their days. The thing about being a child of an abuser that nobody wants to discuss is that those monstrous qualities are also in your DNA. Those traits may manifest in different ways, but that evil exists within them and there's no running away from it no matter how hard they try. Being unafraid to grapple with the thorniness of this paradox is an act of unflinching honesty and the weight of this painful truth informs the dynamic shift that occurs as the film progresses. Having a bond that was strengthened by love and being there for each other in the face of decades of facing trauma together be challenged by being in a situation where they're the ones inflicting pain that's similar to what they've faced onto others brings forth an unfathomable ugliness and how Young and Johnson navigate the moral complexity of going from being victims of violence to the ones carrying it out is the most impressive aspect of their powerhouse performances that ask them to run through an intense emotional gauntlet from start to finish. 

Remarkably, Is God Is originated as a stage production that was also written and directed by Harris. This story is so inherently cinematic in scope, look and feel that it's hard to conceive it being mounted in the confined space of a live theater. What makes the fluidity of its transition from stage to film even more impressive is that Harris had never worked as a writer or director on screen prior to this. Jumping into a new medium with such a strong overall clarity of vision-particularly once that is as emotionally and thematically dense as this-is a rare trait that speaks to how gifted Harris is as an artist. I don't know if Harris has any interest in making another film or quite frankly, will be able to secure the funding to do so given how little noise Is God Is is going to end up making at the box office (it'll be lucky to clear $5 mil domestic by the end of its run), but I'd run to watch any feature she was involved with in the future.  

Grade: A-
 

Thursday, May 14, 2026

Andy Ritcher Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Andy Richter-whose latest project "Obsession" is in theaters today. 

Andy Richter's Filmography Ranked:

13.My Boss's Daughter (D)

12.Dr. Dolittle 2 (C-)

11.Big Trouble (C)

10.80 for Brady (C)

9.Semi-Pro (C+)

8.Scary Movie 2 (C+)

7.Madagascar (B-)

6.Blades of Glory (B-)

5.Elf (B)

4.Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (B+)

3.Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (B+)

2.Obsession (A-)

1.Pootie Tang (A)

Top Dog: Pootie Tang (2001)

Sine your pitty on the runny kine! Sepatown! Sadatay! Wahdahtah! These are the wise, immortal words of the legend known as Pootie Tang. The impact he's made through his work as a philanthropist, musician and crime fighter will never be properly measured and the world would be a much better place if there more people like Mr. Tang in it. 

Bottom Feeder: My Boss's Daughter (2003)

One of the most unsung staples of the 2000's were comedy movies that came out during the winter or late summer that just completely ate shit in their pursuit of laughs. My Boss's Daughter very well could be my personal favorite example of this long forgotten breed of movie as it's basically a series of loosely connected bits with a romantic subplot where absolutely nothing works. What make this misfire particularly disheartening is that was it directed by comedy legend David Zucker. How the guy behind Airplane!, The Naked Gun and Top Secret! managed to make something so brutally unfunny is one of those mysteries that will never produce an answer that makes any sense. 

Most Underrated: Pootie Tang (2001)

Blaxploitation spoof Pootie Tang is about as niche as comedy gets and its status as a minor cult classic among the people that stumbled upon it on home video or VOD following its disastrous theatrical run in the summer of 2001 proves that. I'm proud to be part of this small group that will champion this movie whenever the opportunity arises. There are honestly only about 15-20 movies that I've ever seen that have me laugh harder than Pootie Tang and one scene in particular is a surefire bet to make me cackle to the point where tears are streaming out of my eyes every single time I see it. Even in the far wackier creative climate of the early 2000's, it's hard to believe that a movie like this was able to secure funding from a major studio and I'd like to thank whoever at Paramount was responsible for greenlighting this for allowing a genuine miracle to happen on Earth. 

Most Overrated: Madagascar (2005)

Admittedly, including Madagascar here is kind of a stretch as it's not aspiring to be much more than a goofy movie for kids and it does a perfectly fine job of delivering on that front. However, it's pretty widely considered to be a classic in the 2000's animation space, and I just think it's too minor of a movie to have such high praise placed upon it.  

Some Thoughts on Obsession Since I Didn't Review It After I Saw It in March:

Does the horror genre have its next ascending star filmmaker in Curry Barker? Time will tell, but Obsession is a mighty promising sign that the 26-year-old that started out making sketch comedy videos on YouTube with his longtime creative partner Cooper Tomlinson-who also appears here in a key supporting role-under the name that's a bad idea is well on his way to becoming one of the genre's most exciting filmmakers. His first feature to play on the big screen (his 2024 feature debut Milk & Serial is available on YouTube) is a really well-constructed piece of work that does wonders with its simple premise revolving around an awkward "nice" guy's (Michael Johnston) wish for their longtime unrequited crush (Inde Navarrette) to fall in love with him going horribly wrong. Barker does an incredible job of walking a tonal tightrope that frequently switches between dark/cringe comedy and hardcore horror throughout while Johnston and Navarrette deeply commit to making this forced relationship feel nauseatingly uncomfortable from the very moment the wish is granted until it reaches its inevitable horrific conclusion. The story goes to some very twisted places (there are three scenes in particular that caused the sold-out festival crowd that I saw it with to go fucking bonkers) so I'd urge horror fans to check this out as soon as possible before the spoilers are shouted all over the internet rooftops. 

Wednesday, May 13, 2026

2026 NFL Position Rankings: Top 50 Wide Receivers

 ()=2025 ranking

+=Unranked or ineligible in 2025

50.(+) Quentin Johnston (Chargers)

49.(+) Kayshon Boutte (Patriots)

48.(+) Rashid Shaheed (Seahawks)

47.(+) Luther Burden III (Bears)

46.(42) Josh Downs (Colts)

45.(18) Brian Thomas Jr. (Jaguars)

44.(+) Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers)

43.(+) Ricky Pearsall (49ers)

42.(+) Christian Watson (Packers)

41.(39) Deebo Samuel (Free Agent)

40.(+) Keenan Allen (Free Agent)

39.(25) Chris Godwin (Buccaneers)

38.(37) Jauan Jennings (Vikings)

37.(34) Khalil Shakir (Bills)

36.(+) Rome Odunze (Bears)

35.(+) Parker Washington (Jaguars)

34.(32) Ladd McConkey (Chargers)

33.(+) Wan'Dale Robinson (Titans)

32.(15) D.J. Moore (Bills)

31.(+) Romeo Doubs (Patriots)

30.(30) Michael Pittman Jr. (Steelers)

29.(31) Jakobi Meyers (Jaguars)

28.(46) Rashee Rice (Chiefs)

27.(16) D.K. Metcalf (Steelers)

26.(+) Michael Wilson (Cardinals)

25.(+) Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers)

24.(11) Mike Evans (49ers)

23.(35) Jameson Williams (Lions)

22.(47) Alec Pierce (Colts)

21.(27) Stefon Diggs (Free Agent)

20.(17) Davante Adams (Rams)

19.(20) DeVonta Smith (Eagles)

18.(28) Courtland Sutton (Broncos)

17.(14) Malik Nabers (Giants)

16.(13) Garrett Wilson (Jets)

15.(21) Jaylen Waddle (Broncos)

14.(10) Terry McLaurin (Commanders)

13.(12) Tee Higgins (Bengals)

12.(23) Chris Olave (Saints)

11.(19) Zay Flowers (Ravens)

10.(29) George Pickens (Cowboys)

9.(8) Drake London (Falcons)

8.(5) A.J. Brown (Eagles)

7.(9) Nico Collins (Texans)

6.(3) CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys)

5.(4) Amon-Ra St.Brown (Lions)

4.(22) Jaxson Smith-Njigba (Seahawks)

3.(1) Justin Jefferson (Vikings)

2.(6) Puka Nacua (Rams)

1.(2) Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals)

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

2026 NFL Position Rankings: Top 50 Running Backs

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+=Unranked or ineligible in 2025

50.(44) Ray Davis (Bills)

49.(38) Justice Hill (Ravens)

48.(+) Samjae Perine (Bengals)

47.(+) Sean Tucker (Buccaneers)

46.(42) Nick Chubb (Free Agent)

45.(12) Chuba Hubbard (Panthers)

44.(22) Brian Robinson Jr. (Falcons)

43.(+) Chris Rodriguez Jr. (Jaguars)

42.(19) Alvin Kamara (Saints)

41.(+) Woody Marks (Texans)

40.(+) R.J. Harvey (Broncos)

39.(14) Aaron Jones (Vikings)

38.(+) Quinshon Judkins (Browns)

37.(+) Ashton Jeanty (Raiders)

36.(+) Kyle Monangai (Bears)

35.(+) Jacory Croskey-Merritt (Commanders)

34.(+) Kimani Vidal (Chargers)

33.(28) Tyler Allgeier (Cardinals)

32.(43) Tyrone Tracy Jr. (Giants)

31.(+) Omarion Hampton (Chargers)

30.(+) Cam Skattebo (Giants)

29.(25) Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots)

28.(29) Jordan Mason (Vikings)

27.(+) Kenneth Gainwell (Buccaneers)

26.(27) Rico Dowdle (Steelers)

25.(16) Bucky Irving (Buccaneers)

24.(17) Tony Pollard (Titans)

23.(23) Rachaad White (Commanders)

22.(+) TreVeyon Henderson (Patriots)

21.(32) J.K. Dobbins (Broncos)

20.(+) Blake Corum (Rams)

19.(9) David Montgomery (Texans)

18.(30) Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks)

17.(40) Jaylen Warren (Steelers)

16.(36) Travis Etienne (Saints)

15.(18) Chase Brown (Bengals)

14.(47) Javonte Williams (Cowboys)

13.(24) Breece Hall (Jets)

12.(37) D'Andre Swift (Bears)

11.(1) Saquon Barkley (Eagles)

10.(5) Josh Jacobs (Packers)

9.(10) Kyren Williams (Rams)

8.(20) Kenneth Walker III (Chiefs)

7.(11) Jonathan Taylor (Colts)

6.(7) James Cook (Bills)

5.(3) Christian McCaffery (49ers)

4.(15) De'Von Achane (Dolphins)

3.(6) Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions)

2.(2) Derrick Henry (Ravens)

1.(4) Bijan Robinson (Falcons)

Monday, May 11, 2026

Movie Review: Mortal Kombat II


2021's Mortal Kombat-which was notable for being the first R-rated take on the legendary fighting game franchise-had two very common gripes from fans: 1. The titular tournament wasn't featured at all. 2.The main character (Lewis Tan's Cole Young) was an original creation for the movie who struggled to leave much of an impression when sharing the screen with MK's stable of iconic characters including Scorpion, Subzero and Sonya Blade. The creative team for the sequel Mortal Kombat II headed up by returning director Simon McQuoid and new screenwriter Jeremy Slater (Moon Knight, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire) listened to fan feedback and came up with a really groundbreaking solution: Break out the tournament and make fan favorite character Johnny Cage (Karl Urban) the protagonist.  This application of constructive criticism/olive branch fan service is exactly the remedy MKII needed to improve upon its predecessor.  

Structurally, Mortal Kombat II tests the limits of the definition of narrative storytelling. About 90% of the film is a breathless upchucking of frantic, CGI gore-soaked fights, quips that were collected off the cutting room of all three Deadpool movies and lore dumps about magic amulets that make fighters invincible and warning of the horrors that would fall upon the people of Earth if a tyrannical monster from another dimension were to win the latest edition of an interdimensional martial arts tournament where the losing contestants are typically killed in an over-the-top gruesome manner.  These smooth-brained shenanigans will drive certain viewers absolutely fucking insane as they chug along for a little under two hours until it reaches a conclusion that features wait for it... a tease for the next movie. 

For me, this particular configuration of a Mortal Kombat movie is pretty ideal. The first thing that comes to my mind when I think of Mortal Kombat is a relentless stream of over-the-top fights and building a movie around this cornerstone of the game just feels right. Honestly, the only time I wasn't entertained was when they attempted to build an emotional core surrounding Kitana (Adeline Rudolph) and her quest for revenge against big bad Shao Khan (Martyn Ford) for killing her father when she was a kid. Trying to establish even just a single somewhat substantial arc for one of these characters is just entirely antithetical to the rest of the movie that is built around things like Character X ripping Character Y's head off or Character A sparing the life of Character B to remind the viewer that they're one of the good guys, and it shows in the complete lack of heart that is put into this subplot. There was really no need to try to apply some half-assed personal stakes to a plot that basically boils down to "if Shao Khan wins the tournament, he will be free to enslave the Earth" and it's really hard to argue that it serves any purpose other than to than fill up the small bursts of dead air that exist between fights. Just let the cartoonish martial arts do the talking and leave the emotional resonance to movies that don't include spontaneous trips to Hell, a recently resurrected man melting goons with the laser eye that some corpse paint-covered wizard conjured up in a few seconds upon request and an avatar for Jean-Claude Van Damme helping save Earth from the brink of extinction. 

Assuming Mortal Kombat III gets greenlit, the path forward for this franchise could suddenly get murkier. Doubling down on the tournament/lore formula could swiftly erase the goodwill that was built up here and pivoting to a weightier story just doesn't make much sense for a franchise that is at its worst when its characters aren't trying to fight each other to the death. While there are certainly far worse outcomes than a fighting game adaptation peaking with something that's on the level of Mortal Kombat II, there's still some room for these movies to grow in terms of leaning into the inherent ridiculousness of this material and upping the creativity of the fight choreography in a world where the possibilities for combat fireworks are basically endless (more stuff on the level of the Kung Lao vs. Liu Kang fight in this installment would be awesome). A flawless victory is in sight, the people behind the controller just have to lock in and put the work into making it happen. 

Grade: B

Thursday, May 7, 2026

Karl Urban Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Karl Urban-whose latest project "Mortal Kombat II" releases in theaters today.

Karl Urban's Filmography Ranked:

16.The Loft (D+)

15.Priest (C-)

14.The Chronicles of Riddick (C)

13.The Bourne Supremacy (C) 

12.The Bluff (B-)

11.Riddick (B-)

10.Star Trek Beyond (B-)

9.Doom (B-)

8.Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (B-)

7.Acts of Vengeance (B) 

6.Red (B)

5.Star Trek Into Darkness (B+)

4.The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (B+)

3.Dredd (B+)

2.Star Trek (A)

1.Thor: Ragnarok (A)

Top Dog: Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Taika Waititi coming in and revitalizing Thor after The Dark World turned the Norse God into the MCU's biggest liability as a solo movie headliner is one of the best things that's ever happened in the history of this massive franchise. Ragnarok is a big, colorful blast of a movie that is unafraid to get weird and show off Chris Hemsworth's underutilized range by turning Thor into this magnetic goofball who is finally forced to be vulnerable as his home faces extinction from his estranged sister Hela (Cate Blanchett in a delightful scenery-chewing villain turn).

Bottom Feeder: The Loft (2015)

It would be very hard to find a throwback sleazeball thriller attempt that's as misguided as The Loft. Belgian director Erik Van Looy-who is remaking his own 2008 movie Loft in English!-establishes a bafflingly serious tone for a movie with a logline that basically amounts to "five friends find a dead woman in the luxury apartment that they all use for their extramarital affairs and have to figure out who is responsible for this unidentified corpse before the authorities are alerted", none of the actors save for Matthias Scohenaerts-who also appeared in the original-invest any energy into trying to sell the fractures in the group's dynamic that this heinous crime has exposed and the obligatory avalanche of plot twists that arrives in the final act is too clumsily deployed to provide the intended seismic reconfiguring of the lens that the preceding events are viewed through. 

Most Underrated: Dredd (2012)

Plan and simple, Dredd fucking tips. The bloody, slow motion-driven action sequences hit like a truck, the simple plotting and confined apartment complex setting keep the suspense at a very high level throughout and the interactions between Urban's stoic brute Judge Dredd and Lena Headey's cartoonishly evil drug lord Ma-Ma are consistently electrifying. I would be absolutely overjoyed if Urban finally got his longstanding wish to get a sequel off the ground.

Most Overrated: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Being on an island when it comes to Return of the King is one of the loneliest places you can ever find yourself in the world of movie takes. The reality is that I was very underwhelmed by this as a kid and that feeling has stuck with me as an adult. Padding out the runtime by tacking on nearly an hour of inert drama following the destruction of the ring adds a huge anticlimactic streak to what is supposed to be this soaring conclusion to an epic story. Looking back on it now, I'd argue that this creative choice proved to be a harbringer of what was to come with Peter Jackson's drawn-out adaptation of The Hobbit. Perhaps, a rewatch of the full trilogy would unlock something that I missed all of those years ago but for now, I remain firm in my belief that this is easily one of the most overrated movies I've ever watched.  

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

2026 NFL Position Rankings: Top 25 Quarterbacks

Blooming flowers and the promise that summer is within reach isn't the only thing that May always brings. That's right, there's also the considerably less exciting arrival of my annual NFL Position Ranking series. This was a tradition that was born out of pure boredom during the seemingly endless offseason about a decade ago and it's something that I really enjoy putting together every year. Here are a few notes on how this series works before we get started.

1.Rookies are barred from inclusion.

2.Players are judged on where they currently stand in my opinion, not the player they once were or could potentially go onto be.

3.Each player is listed as a member of the team they're currently rostered by. If a player is not on a roster at the time of the publishing of their position's rankings, they'll be listed as a free agent.

Quarterback has the honor of kicking things off as per usual and for the first time in a long time, there's a new guy occupying the top spot. Hope you enjoy and I encourage you to regularly check back over the next 8-9 weeks as the remainder of the series is published. 

()=2025 ranking 

+=Unranked or ineligible in 2025


25.(16) Kyler Murray (Vikings)

24.(+) Kirk Cousins (Raiders)

23.(+) Jacoby Brissett (Cardinals)

22.(23) Bryce Young (Panthers)

21.(25) Aaron Rodgers (Steelers)

20.(+) Daniel Jones (Colts)

19.(12) C.J. Stroud (Texans)

18.(+) Bo Nix (Broncos)

17.(8) Jayden Daniels (Commanders)

16.(11) Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers)

15.(24) Caleb Williams (Bears)

14.(18) Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars)

13.(9) Jared Goff (Lions)

12.(13) Brock Purdy (49ers)

11.(17) Jordan Love (Packers)

10.(20) Drake Maye (Patriots)

9.(5) Jalen Hurts (Eagles)

8.(10) Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

7.(6) Justin Herbert (Chargers)

6.(15) Sam Darnold (Seahawks)

5.(2) Lamar Jackson (Ravens)

4.(4) Joe Burrow (Bengals)

3.(1) Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

2.(7) Matthew Stafford (Rams)

1.(3) Josh Allen (Bills)

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Movie Review: Deep Water

 

Picture this: It's the first weekend of the summer movie season and you're in the lobby of your local multiplex. Among the offerings playing is a Renny Harlin-directed disaster movie-turned-shark survival thriller starring Aaron Eckhart, Ben Kingsley and Angus Sampson. A reasonable follow up question would be what year is it? 1998? 2004? Perhaps, 2010? Believe it or not, this was a scenario that could've played out if you had walked into any of the 1,675 theaters in the United States/Canada that were playing Deep Water this past weekend. What's just as surprising as something like this making its way to the big screen in 2026 is that it's a legitimately solid piece of throwback entertainment.

Deep Water is the kind of movie that Harlin should always be considered for but rarely gets hired to make these days. His largely uninspiring filmography over the past 25 years has painted a distorted picture of who he is as a filmmaker and getting the chance to direct this two-for-one schlock special is his way of proving that he's still the same guy he was in the 90's when he was one of Hollywood's preferred hires when they needed a reliable pro to direct a dumb blockbuster. The pride he takes in being able to stage a massive plane crash that kills dozens of people via flying objects, slamming their heads off their tray tables, etc. then immediately shift gears to having the some of the people that survived the impact of the plane hitting the open ocean water promptly get eaten by sharks can be felt through the screen. This material doesn't require buy-in from the director, but Harlin can't help but get earnestly invested in the plight of these one-note characters, their struggle to survive back-to-back catastrophic events and the horrific dismemberment of the (mostly) unlikable souls who don't make it out of the shark-infested, debris-filled waters alive. After seeing him slip back into his old form here, I'm actually kind of excited to see what he did on the whale attack movie he made with Melissa Barrera and 2-4 Travoltas last summer.

Deep Water isn't the next Deep Blue Sea (although there are a few moments in the final 20 minutes where Harlin channels the same demented over-the-top cartoonish energy that made that movie so much fun), let alone the next Jaws. It is however a reminder of the special entertainment value that a disaster/survival movie that's earnestly cheesy and dumb enough can hold. This is a recipe that has threatened to be lost with time, and it was nice to see a trusted steward of its legacy allow it to stave off extinction for now by cooking up a damn fine meal with it at a time where it was widely believed he longer knew his way around a kitchen. 

Grade: B-

Monday, May 4, 2026

Movie Review: Hokum


Hollywood has tasked the blockbuster trio of The Devil Wears Prada 2, The Mandalorian & Grogu and Mortal Kombat II with being the primary driver of audiences to theaters during the month of May. What's lurking in the shadows and eager to feast on whatever scraps come their way during this opening month of 2026's summer movie season is a whole lot of horror movies. There are a whopping five horror movies releasing in May (which as of this writing, is more than June-August combined!) and this upcoming weekend is the only one this month that doesn't have one on the calendar. Batting leadoff in this spooky lineup is the Neon-backed supernatural/psychological chiller Hokum from Irish filmmaker Damian Mc Carthy (Oddity, Caveat). If Hokum is a harbinger of what's to come from Obsession, Passenger, Corporate Retreat and Backrooms in the coming weeks, this is going to be a very enjoyable stretch for fans of the horror genre. 

The setup to Hokum is a pretty familiar one as it centers around an American writer (a really terrific Adam Scott) who travels to Ireland to spread the ashes of his deceased parents outside of the remote countryside hotel they honeymooned at, only to quick discover that this idyllic place is haunted by a witch and some other evils that aren't of the supernatural variety. Seeing another story involving a haunted hotel and tortured creatives confronting the trauma that made them miserable is going to have zero appeal to some folks out there that have had their fill of movies that are in the mold of The Shining or 1408 over the years. Safe to say, I'm not one of these people. Once Hokum settles into a groove after a pretty slow first act where it establishes the central players that are going to help make this writer's trip to Ireland unforgettable (the desk clerk who is seemingly only employed there because he's the owner's son-in-law, a psychedelic mushroom-loving drifter with a troubling past who lives in a van in the woods next to the hotel, a friendly bartender who is the only member of the hotel staff that Scott's prickly character is even somewhat nice to, the aspiring writer bellhop who is naive enough to believe that a famous author would be anything other than bluntly dismissive upon being asked if they were interested in reading a stranger's manuscript, the hotheaded groundskeeper) and a bit of folklore surrounding the witch that haunts the hotel's long decommissioned honeymoon suite, the film becomes so fucking terrifying that I didn't give two shits about any similarities it may or may not have shared with other movies.  

It's been quite a bit since I've watched a haunted house movie where it felt like the main character was being haunted by a dangerous evil that could be lurking around every corner. The seemingly endless corridors and ambient wall-mounted lighting that run through the hotel are designed in a way that screams "SOMETHING EVIL LIVES WITHIN THESE WALLS" without feeling like they were explicitly built as a nightmare playground for a horror movie. Naturally, this feeling of unease and inherent creepiness intensifies when the action eventually shifts to the honeymoon suite. This long vacant space is a cavernous maze full of secret tunnels and old elevators that serve as portals to various evils that are better left unspoken until you actually see the movie. Trapping the viewer in an area where the sense of confinement and danger from the various threats the protagonist is facing aren't just seen but felt in the deepest pits of your stomach is the most surefire way to know that a horror movie has done its job and Mc Carthy finds so much success on that front that I hope the producers give him a bonus for all of the internal distress he caused through the relentlessly nightmarish materialization of his vision.  

Hokum isn't quite as successful with handling the subtext around the long-held trauma that has made Scott's character the miserable loner alcoholic writer he is today. But when the movie is this scary and compelling, it becomes a lot easier to forgive a somewhat underwritten emotional arc that forces the main character to finally obtain the courage to face their inner demons. Mc Carthy is well on his way to keep on rising through the horror ranks and may he not lose sight of the meticulous visceral craftsmanship that fueled his ascent once he moves onto bigger projects. 

Grade: B+

Thursday, April 30, 2026

Aaron Eckhart Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Aaron Eckhart-whose latest project "Deep Water" releases in theaters tonight. 

Aaron Eckhart's Filmography Ranked:

16.The Bricklayer (D)

15.The Pledge (D+)

14.Any Given Sunday (C-)

13.I, Frankenstein (C)

12.Paycheck (C)

11.Line of Duty (C)

10.The Rum Diary (B-)

9.Battle: Los Angeles (B-)

8.London Has Fallen (B-)

7.Olympus Has Fallen (B-)

6.Bleed for This (B)

5.Thank You for Smoking (B)

4.Erin Brockovich (B)

3.Sully (B)

2.Rabbit Hole (B+)

1.The Dark Knight (B+)

Top Dog: The Dark Knight (2008)

While I'm downright negative on it compared to a lot of people out there, The Dark Knight is an unquestionable cultural touchstone movie that really cemented Christopher Nolan as the Hollywood pillar that he is today and provided the world with one final showcase of the late Heath Ledger's extraordinary talent with his career-defining turn as The Joker. 

Bottom Feeder: The Bricklayer (2024)

Deep Water is the second collaboration between Eckhart and Renny Harlin in recent years. It won't take much for it to be an improvement over their first. Ironically, The Bricklayer is considered to be one of the better VOD action vehicles Eckhart has fronted since he got demoted to Hollywood's minor leagues in the late 2010's and if that's the case, I'm glad that I haven't bothered to watch the ones that are viewed as the worst. This is just a completely lifeless slog with incoherent action and an even more incoherent espionage thriller storyline that takes itself far too seriously for something that's so deeply stupid at its core. Both Harlin and Eckhart are above this kind of thing and it's a shame to see them be forced to take on these kinds of projects to remain steadily employed.  

Most Underrated: Rabbit Hole (2010)

Thumbing through streaming service to find a couple of Nicole Kidman titles to watch for this piece ahead of the release of The Northman 4 years ago this month led me to watching Rabbit Hole and I'm thankful that it happened to be on HBO Max at that time because this is a great little movie that otherwise would've evaded my radar. Kidman and Eckhart are terrific are a married couple trying to put the pieces of their life back together after their 4-year-old son is killed in a tragic accident and the film manages to tackle the grieving process with a full compassionate heart without glossing over the ugly emotions that accompany it or resorting to shamelessly over-the-top melodrama to upsell the emotional turmoil its characters are facing. 

Most Overrated: Any Given Sunday (1999)

The timing of Any Given Sunday showing up here once again couldn't be more impeccable as some clips from it have been recirculating online in honor of Al Pacino celebrating his 86th birthday last weekend. Oliver Stone let's all of his worst impulses take the wheel here as he churns out a cartoonish, shockingly dull examination of the petty, ego-driven landscape that is a professional football organization. Pacino and Jamie Foxx's swagger gives the movie pulse at times, but a couple of cool scenery-chewing performances can't provide this film with the level of maximalist spark it needs to deliver on its aspirations to be a relentlessly chaotic gridiron soap opera.

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

10 Most Anticipated Albums of Summer 2026

10.Your Spirit Dies-It Is Well... (Release Date: May 22)

9.Ariana Grande-Petal (Release Date: July 31)

8.Vince Staples-Cry Baby (Release Date: June 5)

7.Boundaries-Yearning: The Unbeautiful After (Release Date: July 17)

6.Genesis Owusu-Redstar Wu & the Worldwide Scourge (Release Date: May 15)

5.Periphery-A Pale White Dot (Release Date: May 15)

4.Static Dress-Injury Episode (Release Date: May 29)

3.August Burns Red-Season of Surrender (Release Date: June 5)

2.Converge-Hum of Hurt (Release Date: June 5)

1.Loathe-A Stranger to You (Release Date: July 17)

Also Plan on Listening To:

Haste the Day-Dissenter (Release Date: May 1)

Isaiah Rashad-It's Been Awful (Release Date: May 1)

Kacey Musgraves-Middle of Nowhere (Release Date: May 1)

Frozen Soul-No Place of Warmth (Release Date: May 8)

Ingested-Denigration (Release Date: May 8)

Drake-Iceman (Release Date: May 15)

JPEGMAFIA-Experimental Rap (Release Date: May 21)

Sublime-Until the Sun Explodes (Release Date: June 5)

Kelsey Lu-So Help Me God (Release Date: June 12)

Olivia Rodrigo-You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love (Release Date: June 12)

Muse-The Wow! Signal (Release Date: June 26)

Electric Callboy-Tanzeid (Release Date: August 7)

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

10 Most Anticipated Movies of Summer 2026

Somehow someway, the beginning of the summer movie season is imminent. What Hollywood has lined up for the next four months is frankly absurd and should have theater owners doing cartwheels. Starting this week with The Devil Wears Prada 2 and running up until roughly the beginning of August when Spider-Man: Brand New Day debuts , there's a near constant stream of huge titles on the docket that should inspire many a "Is the box office back to pre-pandemic levels?!?" pieces in the trades. 

Beyond this lengthy hit parade, there's still a lot of intrigue to be found including a deep slate of horror titles (Hokum, Obsession, Passenger, Backrooms, Leviticus, Evil Dead Burn, Ice Cream Man, Insidious: Out of the Further), Jason Statham's latest massacre of human traffickers (Mutiny), Will Gluck's attempt to replicate the success of Anyone But You with another R-rated romcom led by a pair of rising stars (One Night Only), audacious indies from some of Hollywood's favorite weirdo filmmakers (I Love Boosters, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, I Want Your Sex) and of course, a family comedy about a group of sheep trying to solve the murder of their shepherd (The Sheep Detectives). 

Here are the 10 movies currently set to release from May-August that I'm most excited to see. Hope you enjoy. 

Already seen and really enjoyed: Obsession (May 15)

10.Spider-Man: Brand New Day (July 31):

The ending of No Way Home left MCU Peter Parker in a dark, lonely place and with Destin Daniel Cretton taking over the directorial duties from Jon Watts, I'm cautiously optimistic that he'll be able to pull off the big tonal shift that accompanies this stage of Parker's journey and make the best Tom Holland-era Spider-Man movie yet. 

9.Tuner (May 22):

Documentarian Daniel Roher's narrative feature debut quietly drew strong reviews on the festival circuit last fall, and its plot surrounding a piano tuner with hypersensitive hearing (Leo Woodall) who inadvertently discovers he has a gift for cracking safes sounds like a really unique spin on the heist/ crime thriller genre. 

8.Carolina Caroline (June 5):

We've seen quite a few Bonnie and Clyde-style crime romances over the years, but Carolina Caroline is the first one to be led by the perpetually underrated Samara Weaving and Kyle Gallner and helmed by soulful indie filmmaker Adam Carter Rehmeier. If all of the ingredients are blended together properly, this could be one of the season's most endearing gems.   

7.Hokum (May 1):

Kicking off May's particularly busy horror slate is this Irish folk horror flick from Damian Mc Carthy, whose profile raised significantly after the release of his last feature Oddity in the summer of 2024. Hokum has picked up a good amount of buzz since it premiered to strong reviews at SXSW last month and the trailer has an eerie atmosphere that gives off the vibe of a good old fashioned campfire ghost story.  

6.Toy Story 5 (June 19):

Oddly enough, I feel like Toy Story 5 is a more "necessary" sequel than Toy Story 4 as it confronts the very timely issue of technology infringing on the space that toys used to occupy and what impact that can have on a child's capacity to use their imagination, find joy through play, etc. Plus, Pixar legend Andrew Stanton finally getting to direct an entry in the franchise that he helped build as a writer and animator just feels right. 

5.Supergirl (June 26):

A moody space western about Superman's cousin (Mily Alcock) embarking on an intergalactic mission to save her beloved dog Krypto from dying is precisely the kind of big swing James Gunn promised he would take when he was hired as the creative head of DC Studios in the fall of 2022. Alcock looks to be very well-cast as the cynical hero who's tortured by witnessing the death of her home planet, the action scenes teased in the trailers look really cool and getting to see Jason Momoa take on the role of Lobo after actively campaigning for it for so long should be a real treat. 

4.Jackass: Best and Last (June 26):

While I felt that Jackass Forever was kind of the perfect sendoff for the crew, I'm never going to be anything less than thrilled to spend 90 or so minutes watching these reckless goofballs inflict harm on themselves in the name of making an audience laugh.

3.The Invite (June 26):

Olivia Wilde was in desperate need of a bounceback directorial effort after the drama-filled rollout of Don't Worry Darling and all indications are that that she was able to pull it off with The Invite. This intimate dramedy starring Seth Rogen, Edward Norton, Penelope Cruz and Wilde herself inspired an old school frenzied bidding war following its rowdy Sundance premiere in January and the victor in that battle (A24) made it one of the cornerstones of their summer release slate, which is a really encouraging sign of just how much confidence they have in its ability to succeed as a counterprogramming option in this titan-filled portion of the calendar.  

2.Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (August 7):

I Saw the TV Glow is a completely singular piece of filmmaking that provided a clear window into what it feels like when a person has to grapple with their gender identity. Whatever Jane Schoenbrun cooked up next was going to land in a prime spot on my most anticipated movies of the year list and their take on the slasher genre that features an absolutely insane collection of actors (Hannah Einbinder, Gillan Anderson, Eva Victor, Jack Haven, Sarah Sherman, Zach Cherry, Patrick Fischler, Jasmin Savoy Brown, Quintessa Swindell, Dylan Baker) sounds it like could be another mesmerizing face-melter.   

1.The Furious (June 12):

Action movie buffs have been starved of the experience of seeing a pure martial arts spectacle on the big screen for far too long. That all changes with The Furious. Japanese director Kenji Tanigaki was able to assemble a cast featuring a number of virtuoso martial artists from all over the world (Mo Tse, Joe Taslim, Brian Le, Yayan Ruhian, Jeeja Yanin) for this project and unsurprisingly given the pedigree of these folks, the early word is that the fight choreography here is some of the most insane ever committed to film. If The Furious can match or exceed the quality of The Raid movies, there's a real chance that I'll levitate out of the theater. 

Also Plan on Seeing:

Deep Water (May 1)

The Devil Wears Prada 2 (May 1)

One Spoon of Chocolate (May 1)

Mortal Kombat II (May 8)

The Sheep Detectives (May 8)

In the Grey (May 15)

Is God Is (May 15)

I Love Boosters (May 22)

Passenger (May 22)

Saccharine (May 22)

Backrooms (May 29)

Power Ballad (May 29)

Masters of the Universe (June 5)

Scary Movie (June 5)

Disclosure Day (June 12)

Maddie's Secret (June 12)

The Death of Robin Hood (June 19)

Leviticus (June 19)

Voicemails for Isabelle (June 19)

Little Brother (June 26)

Evil Dead Burn (July 10)

Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass (July 10)

The Odyssey (July 17)

72 Hours (July 24)

Motor City (July 24)

I Want Your Sex (July 31)

The Last House (August 7)

One Night Only (August 7)

Super Troopers 3 (August 7)

The End of Oak Street (August 14)

The Rivals of Amziah King (August 14)

The Wrong Girls (August 14)

Mutiny (August 21)

Spa Weekend (August 21)

Coyote vs. Acme (August 28)

The Dog Stars (August 28)

Idiots (August 28)

The Whisper Man (August 28)

Monday, April 27, 2026

2026 NFL Draft Recap: Biggest Winners and Losers, Best and Worst Value Picks and Draft Grades for All 32 Teams

Biggest Winners: New York Jets

Saying the Jets won the draft has basically become a recurring bit at this point. Through some combination of bad coaching and their immense institutional stink they'll probably fuck up the careers of many of the players I'm praising them for selecting, but as I sit here on April 27th, 2026, I can't deny how smitten I am with their draft haul. Trading away a pair of cornerstone players in Quinnen Williams and Sauce Gardner in the middle of last season gave them the space to aggressively add players to help serve as the foundation for their latest rebuilding effort and they used their stockpile of picks brilliantly. Their trio of 1st round picks (David Bailey, Kenyon Sadiq, Omar Cooper Jr.) should all be in line to start Week 1 as long they don't get hurt or completely eat shit during camp, D'Angelo Ponds is a feisty slot corner who should bring some much-needed toughness and ball skills to a porous secondary that pulled off the astonishing feat of nabbing 0 INT's last season, Darrell Jackson Jr. has an enticing strength/size combo that could allow him to emerge as a valuable depth piece in their overhauled interior defensive line room and lastly, they wisely opted to select a clear developmental QB prospect on Day 3 in Cade Klubnik instead of pushing their chips in to select a boom-or-bust prospect in Ty Simpson in Round 1. 

Honorable Mentions: Carolina Panthers, Cleveland Browns, Baltimore Ravens

Biggest Losers: Jacksonville Jaguars

Swinging a deal for Travis Hunter last year put the Jaguars in a bit of a precarious position in this year's draft as they didn't make a pick until the bottom of the 2nd round and I feel like they really mismanaged the relatively limited capital they did have. Using their initial pick on an unpolished 25-year-old tight end in Nate Boerkircher who was widely projected as a 4th or 5th round pick when they could've grabbed a potential starting inside linebacker in Anthony Hill Jr. instead was a total head-scratcher and things didn't get much better when they reached for nose tackle Albert Regis and safety Jalen Huskey in the 3rd round. Their wacky dart throw mentality carried into Day 3 when they selected Duke edge rusher Wesley Williams, another raw tight end in Tanner Koziol and projected UDFA C.J. Williams-who was ranked the #82 WR in The Athletic writer Dane Brugler's aptly named colossal draft guide The Beast. If not for the selection of hard-nosed guard Emmanuel Pregnon and hyperathletic wide receiver/return specialist Josh Cameron, I'd having nothing good to say about the Jags class at all.

Dishonorable Mentions: Los Angeles Rams, Seattle Seahawks, New England Patriots

Best Value Pick: Dillon Thieneman to the Bears (25th overall)

Some great luck with the board allowed the Bears to add an incredibly exciting young player to their safety room that has plenty of vacancies following a mass exodus of vets that suited up for them in 2025 via free agency last month without having to move up from #25. Thieneman has the range and versatility to handle a variety of different assignments (box safety, single high safety, slot corner, etc.) and his nose for the ball should really endear him to DC Dennis Allen.  

Honorable Mentions: Omar Cooper Jr. to the Jets (30th overall), Emmanuel McNeil-Warren to the Browns (58th overall), Kayden McDonald to the Texans (36th overall)

Worst Value Pick: Peter Woods to the Chiefs (29th overall)

I really like how the Chiefs attacked this draft with one big exception. Finding an interior defensive line piece to pair with Chris Jones was a big need for KC, I just don't think Woods has a strong shot of thriving in the NFL. He's coming off a very underwhelming final season at Clemson where the explosiveness that made him a projected top 10 pick at this time last year didn't show up very often and unless that special level of burst magically returns now that he's exited the presence of Dabo Swinney, his run game deficiencies and light arsenal of pass rushing moves are going to cause him to struggle to make a meaningful impact at this level. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Caleb Banks to the Vikings (18th overall), Jadarian Price to the Seahawks (32nd overall), Nate Boerkircher to the Jaguars (56th overall)

Draft Grades:(https://www.nfl.com/news/2026-nfl-draft-final-snap-grades-for-every-team)

Arizona Cardinals: B

Atlanta Falcons: B

Baltimore Ravens: A-

Buffalo Bills: B+

Carolina Panthers: A

Chicago Bears: B+

Cincinnati Bengals: B

Cleveland Browns: A-

Dallas Cowboys: B+

Denver Broncos: B+

Detroit Lions: B+

Green Bay Packers: B

Houston Texans: B

Indianapolis Colts: B

Jacksonville Jaguars: C-

Kansas City Chiefs: A-

Las Vegas Raiders: B+

Los Angeles Chargers: B

Los Angeles Rams: B-

Miami Dolphins: B

Minnesota Vikings: B-

New England Patriots: B-

New Orleans Saints: B+

New York Giants: B

New York Jets: A

Philadelphia Eagles: B+

Pittsburgh Steelers: B+

San Francisco 49ers: B

Seattle Seahawks: B-

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: A-

Tennessee Titans: B+

Washington Commanders: B

Sunday, April 26, 2026

2026 NFL Draft: Top 50 Overall Prospects and Top 5 by Position (Updated w/NFL Landing Spots)

Top 50 Overall Prospects:

1.Jeremiyah Love, running back (Notre Dame), Selected 3rd overall by the Arizona Cardinals

2.Caleb Downs, safety (Oho State), Selected 11th overall by the Dallas Cowboys

3.Fernando Mendoza, quarterback (Indiana), Selected 1st overall by the Las Vegas Raiders

4.David Bailey, edge rusher (Texas Tech), Selected 2nd overall by the New York Jets

5.Mansoor Delane, cornerback (LSU), Selected 6th overall by the Kansas City Chiefs

6.Carnell Tate, wide receiver (Ohio State), Selected 4th overall by the Tennessee Titans

7.Rueben Bain Jr., edge rusher (Miam), Selected 15th overall by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

8.Makai Lemon, wide receiver (USC), Selected 20th overall by the Philadelphia Eagles

9.Dillon Thieneman, safety (Oregon), Selected 25th overall by the Chicago Bears

10.Arvell Reese, edge rusher/inside linebacker (Ohio State), Selected 5th overall by the New York Giants

11.Jordyn Tyson, wide receiver (Arizona State), Selected 8th overall by the New Orleans Saints

12.Kenyon Sadiq, tight end (Oregon), Selected 16th overall by the New York Jets 

13.Olaivavega Ioane, guard (Penn State), Selected 14th overall by the Baltimore Ravens

14.Francis Mauigoa, tackle (Miami), Selected 10th overall by the New York Giants

15.Emmanuel McNeil-Warren, safety (Toledo), Selected 58th overall by the Cleveland Browns

16.Spencer Fano, tackle (Utah), Selected 9th overall by the Cleveland Browns

17.Kayden McDonald, defensive tackle (Ohio State), Selected 36th overall by the Houston Texans

18.Cashius Howell, edge rusher (Texas A&M), Selected 41st overall by the Cincinnati Bengals

19.Avieon Terrell, cornerback (Clemson), Selected 48th overall by the Atlanta Falcons

20.Omar Cooper Jr., wide receiver (Indiana), Selected 30th overall by the New York Jets

21.Akheem Mesidor, edge rusher (Miami), Selected 22nd overall by the Los Angeles Chargers

22.Jermod McCoy, cornerback (Tennessee), Selected 101st overall by the Las Vegas Raiders

23.Jacob Rodriguez, inside linebacker (Texas Tech), Selected 43rd overall by the Miami Dolphins

24.D'Angelo Ponds, cornerback (Indiana), Selected 50th overall by the New York Jets

25.KC Concepcion, wide receiver (Texas A&M), Selected 24th overall by the Cleveland Browns

26.Zion Young, edge rusher (Missouri), Selected 45th overall by the Baltimore Ravens

27.Denzel Boston, wide receiver (Washington), Selected 39th overall by the Cleveland Browns

28.Blake Miller, tackle (Clemson), Selected 17th overall by the Detroit Lions

29.Keldric Faulk, edge rusher (Auburn), Selected 31st overall by the Tennessee Titans

30.Christen Miller, defensive tackle (Georgia), Selected 42nd overall by the New Orleans Saints

31.Chris Johnson, cornerback (San Diego State), Selected 27th overall by the Miami Dolphins

32.Keith Abney II, cornerback (Arizona State), Selected 157th overall by the Detroit Lions

33.Monroe Freeling, tackle (Georgia), Selected 19th overall by the Carolina Panthers

34.Chris Bell, wide receiver (Louisville), Selected 94th overall by the Miami Dolphins

35.Colton Hood, cornerback (Tennessee), Selected 37th overall by the New York Giants

36.Gabe Jacas, edge rusher (Illinois), Selected 55th overall by the New England Patriots

37.Emmanuel Pregnon, guard (Oregon), Selected 88th overall by the Jacksonville Jaguars

38.A.J. Haulcy, safety (LSU), Selected 78th overall by the Indianapolis Colts

39.Germie Bernard, wide receiver (Alabama), Selected 47th overall by the Pittsburgh Steelers

40.Eli Stowers, tight end (Vanderbilit), Selected 54th overall by the Philadelphia Eagles

41.Ty Simpson, quarterback (Alabama), Selected 13th overall by the Los Angeles Rams

42.Lee Hunter, defensive tackle (Texas Tech), Selected 49th overall by the Carolina Panthers

43.Treydan Stukes, cornerback/safety (Arizona), Selected 38th overall by the Las Vegas Raiders

44.Jonah Coleman, running back (Washington), Selected 108th overall by the Denver Broncos

45.Kadyn Proctor, tackle/guard (Alabama), Selected 12th overall by the Miami Dolphins

46.R Mason Thomas, edge rusher (Oklahoma), Selected 40th overall by the Kansas City Chiefs

47.Mike Washington Jr., running back (Arkansas), Selected 122nd overall by the Las Vegas Raiders

48.Brandon Cisse, cornerback (South Carolina), Selected 52nd overall by the Green Bay Packers

49.Antonio Williams, wide receiver (Clemson), Selected 71st overall by the Washington Commanders 

50.Derrick Moore, edge rusher (Michigan), Selected 44th overall by the Detroit Lions

Top 5 by Position:

Quarterback:

1.Fernando Mendoza (Indiana) NFL team: Las Vegas Raiders

2.Ty Simpson (Alabama) NFL team: Los Angeles Rams

3.Drew Allar (Penn State) NFL team: Pittsburgh Steelers

4.Carson Beck (Miami) NFL team: Arizona Cardinals

5.Garrett Nussmeier (LSU) NFL team: Kansas City Chiefs

Running Back:

1.Jeremiyah Love (Notre Dame) NFL team: Arizona Cardinals

2.Jonah Coleman (Washington) NFL team: Denver Broncos

3.Mike Washington Jr. (Arkansas) NFL team: Las Vegas Raiders

4.Jadarian Price (Notre Dame) NFL team: Seattle Seahawks

5.Emmett Johnson (Nebraska) NFL team: Kansas City Chiefs

Wide Receiver:

1.Carnell Tate (Ohio State) NFL team: Tennessee Titans

2.Makai Lemon (USC) NFL team: Philadelphia Eagles

3.Jordyn Tyson (Arizona State) NFL team: New Orleans Saints

4.Omar Cooper Jr. (Indiana) NFL team: New York Jets

5.KC Concepion (Texas A&M) NFL team: Cleveland Browns

Tight End:

1.Kenyon Sadiq (Oregon) NFL team: New York Jets

2.Eli Stowers (Vanderbilt) NFL team: Philadelphia Eagles

3.Max Klare (Ohio State) NFL team: Los Angeles Rams

4.Justin Joly (NC State) NFL team: Denver Broncos

5.Oscar Delp (Georgia) NFL team: New Orleans Saints

Tackle:

1.Francis Mauigoa (Miami) NFL team: New York Giants

2.Spencer Fano (Utah) NFL team: Cleveland Browns

3.Blake Miller (Clemson) NFL team: Detroit Lions

4.Monroe Freeling (Georgia) NFL team: Carolina Panthers

5.Kadyn Proctor (Alabama) NFL team: Miami Dolphins

Guard:

1.Olaivavega Ioane (Penn State) NFL team: Baltimore Ravens

2.Emmanuel Pregnon (Oregon) NFL team: Jacksonville Jaguars

3.Keylan Rutledge (Georgia Tech) NFL team: Houston Texans

4.Gennings Dunker (Iowa) NFL team: Pittsburgh Steelers

5.Caleb Tiernan (Northwestern) NFL team: Minnesota Vikings

Center:

1.Sam Hecht (Kansas State) NFL team: Carolina Panthers

2.Connor Lew (Auburn) NFL team: Cincinnati Bengals

3.Jake Slaughter (Florida) NFL team: Los Angeles Chargers

4.Logan Jones (Iowa) NFL team: Chicago Bears

5.Brian Parker II (Duke) NFL team: Cincinnati Bengals

Edge Rusher:

1.David Bailey (Texas Tech) NFL team: New York Jets

2.Ruben Bain Jr. (Miami) NFL team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

3.Arvell Reese (Ohio State) NFL team: New York Giants

4.Cashius Howell (Texas A&M) NFL team: Cincinnati Bengals

5.Akheem Mesidor (Miami) NFL team: Los Angeles Chargers

Defensive Tackle:

1.Kayden McDonald (Ohio State) NFL team: Houston Texans

2.Christen Miller (Georgia) NFL team: New Orleans Saints

3.Lee Hunter (Texas Tech) NFL team: Carolina Panthers

4.Gracen Halton (Oklahoma) NFL team: San Francisco 49ers

5.Caleb Banks (Florida) NFL team: Minnesota Vikings

Inside Linebacker

1.Jacob Rodriguez (Texas Tech) NFL team: Miami Dolphins

2.Sonny Styles (Ohio State) NFL team: Washington Commanders

3.Josiah Trotter (Missouri) NFL team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

4.C.J. Allen (Georgia) NFL team: Indianapolis Colts

5.Jake Golday (Cincinnati) NFL team: Minnesota Vikings

Cornerback:

1.Masoor Delane (LSU) NFL team: Kansas City Chiefs

2.Avieon Terrell (Clemson) NFL team: Atlanta Falcons

3.Jermod McCoy (Tennessee) NFL team: Las Vegas Raiders

4.D'Angelo Ponds (Indiana) NFL team: New York Jets

5.Chris Johnson (San Diego State) NFL team: Miami Dolphins

Safety:

1.Caleb Downs (Ohio State) NFL team: Dallas Cowboys

2.Dillon Thieneman (Oregon) NFL team: Chicago Bears

3.Emmanuel McNeil-Warren (Toledo) NFL team: Cleveland Browns

4.A.J. Haulcy (LSU) NFL team: Indianapolis Colts

5.Bud Clark (TCU) NFL team: Seattle Seahawks 



Saturday, April 25, 2026

2026 NFL Draft: Top 50 Prospects Available on Day 3

1.Jermod McCoy, cornerback (Tennessee) 

2.Keith Abney II, cornerback (Arizona State) 

3.Jonah Coleman, running back (Washington)

4.Mike Washington Jr., running back (Arkansas)

5.Skyler Bell, wide receiver (UConn)

6.Dani Dennis-Sutton, edge rusher (Penn State) 

7.Elijah Sarratt, wide receiver (Indiana)

8.Sam Hecht, center (Kansas State)

9.Keionte Scott, cornerback (Miami)

10.Gracen Halton, defensive tackle (Oklahoma)

11.Connor Lew, center (Auburn)

12.Chandler Rivers, cornerback (Duke)

13.Bryce Lance, wide receiver (North Dakota State)

14.Emmett Johnson, running back (Nebraska)

15.Kaytron Allen, running back (Penn State)

16.Kamari Ramsey, safety (USC)

17.Nick Singleton, running back (Penn State)

18.Malik Muhammad, cornerback (Texas)

19.Devin Moore, cornerback (Florida)

20.Deion Burks, wide receiver (Oklahoma)

21.Zakee Wheatley, safety (Penn State)

22.Rayshaun Benny, defensive tackle (Michigan)

23.Joshua Josephs, edge rusher (Tennessee) 

24.Jalen Farmer, guard (Kentucky)

25.Brenen Thompson, wide receiver (Mississippi State)

26.Justin Joly, tight end (NC State)

27.Kyle Louis, inside linebacker (Pittsburgh)

28.Darrell Jackson Jr., defensive tackle (Florida State)

29.Brian Parker II, center/guard/tackle (Duke)

30.Genesis Smith, safety (Arizona)

31.LT Overton, edge rusher (Alabama)

32.Kage Casey, tackle/guard (Boise State)

33.Garrett Nussmeier, quarterback (LSU)

34.Keyshaun Elliott, inside linebacker (Arizona State)

35.Billy Schrauth, guard (Notre Dame)

36.Kaleb Proctor, defensive tackle (Southeastern Louisiana)

37.Dametrious Crownover, tackle (Texas A&M)

38.Zxavian Harris, defensive tackle (Ole Miss)

39.Jalon Kilgore, cornerback/safety (South Carolina)

40.Will Lee III, cornerback (Texas A&M)

41.Michael Trigg, tight end (Baylor)

42.Kevin Coleman Jr., wide receiver (Missouri)

43.Deonate Lawson, inside linebacker (Alabama)

44.Jude Bowry, tackle (Boston College)

45.Charles Demmings, cornerback (Stephen F. Austin)

46.Harold Perkins Jr., inside linebacker (LSU)

47.Cyrus Allen, wide receiver (Cincinnati) 

48.Cade Klubnik, quarterback (Clemson)

49.Beau Stephens, guard (Iowa)

50.Seth McGowan, running back (Kentucky)

Friday, April 24, 2026

2026 NFL Draft: Top 50 Prospects Available on Day 2

1.Emmanuel McNeil-Warren, safety (Toledo)

2.Kayden McDonald, defensive tackle (Ohio State)

3.Cashius Howell, edge rusher (Texas A&M)

4.Avieon Terrell, cornerback (Clemson)

5.Jermod McCoy, cornerback (Tennessee) 

6.Jacob Rodriguez, inside linebacker (Texas Tech)

7.D'Angelo Ponds, cornerback (Indiana)

8.Zion Young, edge rusher (Missouri)

9.Denzel Boston, wide receiver (Washington)

10.Christen Miller, defensive tackle (Georgia)

11.Keith Abney II, cornerback (Arizona State)

12.Chris Bell, wide receiver (Louisville) 

13.Colton Hood, cornerback (Tennessee) 

14.Gabe Jacas, edge rusher (Illinois) 

15.Emmanuel Pregnon, guard (Oregon)

16.A.J. Haulcy, safety (LSU)

17.Germie Bernard, wide receiver (Alabama)

18.Eli Stowers, tight end (Vanderbilt)

19.Lee Hunter, defensive tackle (Texas Tech)

20.Treydan Stukes, cornerback/safety (Arizona)

21.Jonah Coleman, running back (Washington)

22.R Mason Thomas, edge rusher (Oklahoma)

23.Mike Washington Jr., running back (Arkansas)

24.Brandon Cisse, cornerback (South Carolina)

25.Antonio Williams, wide receiver (Clemson)

26.Derrick Moore, edge rusher (Michigan)

27.Skyler Bell, wide receiver (UConn)

28.Dani Dennis-Sutton, edge rusher (Penn State)

29.Elijah Sarratt, wide receiver (Indiana)

30.Zachariah Branch, wide receiver (Georgia)

31.Chris Brazzell II, wide receiver (Tennessee) 

32.Sam Hecht, center (Kansas State)

33.Keionte Scott, cornerback (Miami)

34.Romello Height, edge rusher (Texas Tech)

35.Gracen Halton, defensive tackle (Oklahoma)

36.Bud Clark, safety (TCU)

37.Ted Hurst, wide receiver (Georgia State)

38.Josiah Trotter, inside linebacker (Missouri)

39.Connor Lew, center (Auburn)

40.T.J. Parker, edge rusher (Clemson)

41.Chandler Rivers, cornerback (Duke)

42.Bryce Lance, wide receiver (North Dakota State)

43.Gennings Dunker, guard/tackle (Iowa)

44.Davison Igbinosun, cornerback (Ohio State)

45.De'Zhaun Stribling, wide receiver (Ole Miss)

46.Emmett Johnson, running back (Nebraska)

47.Domonique Orange, defensive tackle (Iowa State)

48.Kaytron Allen, running back (Penn State)

49.C.J. Allen, inside linebacker (Georgia)

50.Kamari Ramsey, safety (USC)

Thursday, April 23, 2026

2026 NFL Mock Draft (2 Rounds, 4/23)

 Round 1:

1.Las Vegas Raiders: Fernando Mendoza, quarterback (Indiana)

It's been over a decade since the Raiders made their last significant investment in a young quarterback and after dealing Geno Smith to the Jets following a disastrous inaugural season with the team at the start of the new league last year month, they officially cleared the way to snap that drought. Mendoza turned a lot of heads with his storybook 2025 season where he won the Heisman and the first national title in Indiana's history and his high football IQ, accuracy at all levels of the field and terrific ball placement has people bullish about the odds of him succeeding in the pros. At the bare minimum, he should at least turn out to be better than the last quarterback the Raiders took with the #1 overall pick...

2.New York Jets: Arvell Reese, edge rusher/inside linebacker (Ohio State)

Reese is a fascinating prospect as he was an off-ball linebacker that was sometimes deployed as an edge rusher in college. The expectation is that he'll transition to the edge full time in the pros, which has inspired plenty of debate in league circles about whether or not he can handle such a daunting task. What makes his proponents believe that he can is that he has already proven that he has natural pass-rushing instincts, a devastating first step and most importantly, incredible strength for a guy his size (6'4, 243 lbs). It wouldn't be entirely shocking if Aaron Glenn-who is already on the hot seat after a dumpster fire first season in East Rutherford-successfully lobbied to take the more polished David Bailey here, but Reese's versatility and freakish set of tools could be too tempting for GM Darren Mougey to pass up.  

3.Arizona Cardinals: David Bailey, edge rusher (Texas Tech)

While right tackle is a bigger need for the Cards, I'm not convinced they're willing to pull the trigger on that position this high. If they can't pull off their reported plan to trade back and acquire more picks later in the draft, the top edge on the board seems like the play and in this scenario, that's Bailey. As I just said above, Bailey is viewed as the most NFL-ready edge rusher in this class and putting him alongside Josh Sweat could do wonders for a team only registered 30 sacks last season (the only other Cardinal besides Sweat-who logged 12-that finished with more than 2 last was current free agent Calias Campbell, who somehow ended up getting 6.5 on a bottom 6 defense at age 39)

4.Tennessee Titans: Jeremiyah Love, running back (Notre Dame)

Anybody that watched the Titans play even just a few offensive snaps last season knows that Cam Ward needs all the help he can get ASAP before his confidence is shattered and his loads of potential go forever unrealized. Bringing in Love would be a great first building block in the quest to save Ward from the vast graveyard of prospects who've had their careers killed by the team that drafted them. Love is the kind of explosive dual-threat weapon that every team is seeking at the running back position, and I wouldn't be at all surprised to see him become one of the premier game-breakers in the league in short order. Plus, Love's arrival would allow Tony Pollard to transition back to the change-of-pace role that he thrived in with the Cowboys and give the Titans the rare opportunity to form a true 2-headed monster in the backfield that could prove to be a giant headache for their opponents to defend.

5.New York Giants: Jordyn Tyson, wide receiver (Arizona State)

Landing another top 10 pick from the Bengals in the stunning trade for Dexter Lawrence on Saturday night puts the Giants in a great position to land a top prospect on both sides of the ball. Based on how much he's surged up the board over the past week and all of the reports circulating that have been linking him to the Giants, it would make a whole lot of sense for them to take Tyson here before any other WR-needy team got the chance to take him. Tyson's absurdly dynamic skill set (Contested catch ability! Route running! Toughness! Inside/outside Versatility! Willingness to block!) has made teams overlook an injury history that is frankly completely fucking terrifying (he never played a full season in college and has dealt with everything from hamstring to collarbone to knee ailments over the past few years). If Tyson can stay out of the blue tent, he could be a special player and the prospect of pairing him with Malik Nabers should be very appealing for the remarkably still employed Joe Schoen. 

6.Cleveland Browns: Francis Mauigoa, tackle (Miami)

To their credit, the Browns have used plenty of resources this offseason to try and address their longstanding issues along their offensive line. Despite all of these veteran additions (Elgton Jenkins, Tytus Howard, Zion Johnson), they're still in need of another starter or two and Mauigoa could certainly fill one of those roles. The University of Miami product was a rock at right tackle for the past three years but has the size and nastiness to play guard if needed.

7.Washington Commanders: Caleb Downs, safety (Ohio State)

If Downs ends up going in the top 10 as widely predicted, he would become the first safety to be selected there in a decade and only the 4th overall since 2010 (Eric Berry, Mark Barron and Jamal Adams are the others). Using such a high pick on Downs would be pretty wise as he's a high floor/high ceiling player who's been pegged as a generational talent by a bunch of analysts (he has one notable detractor, but some people believe this is the clearest sign yet that Downs is going to be special). Downs has the instincts, athleticism and IQ to patrol the box or drop back in coverage with equal proficiency and Dan Quinn is the type of coach that would have a field day coming up with different ways to deploy him throughout his defense.    

8.New Orleans Saints: Carnell Tate, wide receiver (Ohio State)

The Saints offense really started to show some life when Tyler Shough replaced Spencer Rattler as the starting QB in Week 9 and now is the time to start further investing in the WR room to boost the odds of him taking a leap in his sophomore season. Tate's sure hands, strong route running and terrific body control/vertical leaping ability make him the perfect complement to fellow Ohio State product Chris Olave while also providing the team with the type of towering redzone target that they've sorely lacked since Jimmy Graham was dealt out of town following the 2014 season. 

9.Kansas City Chiefs: Mansoor Delane, cornerback (LSU)

The Chiefs corner room is currently in crisis as 3 of their top 4 corners (Trent McDuffie, Jaylen Watson, Joshua Williams) from last season left via trade and free agency last month. Getting the opportunity to select Delane here would significantly reduce the odds of this group falling into the gutter in 2026. Delane is a long outside corner who has the fluidity to stick with top receivers in man or zone coverage and the ball skills/instincts to make plays if a QB is silly enough to throw his way. He's a real threat to become a true lockdown guy from the jump and there are surely a lot of people in the football world that would be shaking their fists at the sky if the Chiefs were able to find a viable replacement for McDuffie so quickly. 

10.New York Giants: Sonny Styles, inside linebacker (Ohio State)

Taking Tyson at #5 would turn #10 into a best player available situation for the Giants and all indications are that Styles would be that guy.  His head-turning performance at the Combine back in February reaffirmed the special athletic gifts he flashed at Ohio State and John Harbaugh would probably be very interested in having yet another freak athlete serve as the quarterback of his defense. 

11.Miami Dolphins: Makai Lemon, wide receiver (USC)

Not selecting a wide receiver with one of their three picks in the top 50 after trading Jaylen Waddle to the Broncos in mid-March would be malpractice by the new Dolphins regime. While the extensive list of needs they have as they officially launch their rebuild could very well lead to them going in a different direction at #11, providing Malik Willis with a receiver he could trust right away would be a good way to start building a foundation for the future. Despite primarily operating in the slot, Lemon's sure hands, toughness and deep route tree makes him the ideal candidate to turn into an immediate high volume WR1 option on a team like the Dolphins that is in desperate need of reliable playmakers. 

12.Dallas Cowboys: Rueben Bain Jr, edge rusher (Miami)

Bain Jr. is a very difficult player to mock right now as it's impossible to gauge how the always morally consistent NFL feels about his involvement in a March 2024 car accident that put a woman into a coma until she died 3 months later. As of this writing, I'm expecting a slight tumble from the #8-10 range he was initially favored to land in. History has shown that Jerry Jones doesn't give two shits about character concerns if the player is talented enough and Bain Jr has plenty going for him in that department. What he lacks in length he makes up for with an unrelenting motor and deep bag of pass-rushing moves, which gives him one of the highest floors in this deep edge class. 

13.Los Angeles Rams: Spencer Fano, tackle (Utah)

After 11 seasons with the Rams, Rob Havenstein decided to call it a career in February. This wasn't an overly surprising move as he had gotten really dinged up in each of the past 3 seasons and turns 34 next month. The luxury of being a great team with a pretty high draft pick that was picked up from a weaker team (that team being the Falcons, who surely have no regrets about making this trade) a year ago is that they have the ability to select a plug-and-play starter to fill their vacant right tackle spot. Fano's extensive starting experience against legit competition at Utah and terrific athleticism that allows him to mirror pass rushers and get out into the space to provide run blocks downfield should endear him to a team that is considered to be one of the frontrunners to win the Super Bowl this season.

14.Baltimore Ravens: Olaivavega Ioane, guard (Penn State)

While I'm not exactly sure what the Ravens offense is going to look like with Jesse Minter and Declan Doyle running the show, it's safe to assume that Derrick Henry will remain a focal point of their attack. As it stands right now, Henry is going to have a hard time finding lanes to run through as the Ravens lost the anchor of their offensive line Tyler Linderbau in free agency. While expecting another Linderbaum to walk through the day would be wildly unfair, Ioane would absolutely help restore some of the grit and consistently technically sound interior line play they lost when their star center dipped to Vegas. Turn on a highlight tape for 15 seconds and you'll see Ioane commit some unspeakable acts of gridiron violence on unsuspecting defenders. Saying he'd be welcomed in Baltimore would be a gigantic understatement.  

15.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Akheem Mesidor, edge rusher (Miami)  

Mesidor's advanced age for a rookie (he turned 25 earlier this month) is actually a big plus for a team that is looking to win now, and his fierce playing style would be a welcome addition to a front 7 that needs all the juice they can get as Todd Bowles' defense tries to regain its edge after another subpar season. 

16.New York Jets: Omar Cooper Jr., wide receiver (Indiana)

Todd McShay has called Cooper Jr. a faster Jarvis Landry and that comp is so perfect that I have to steal it. Cooper's possession receiver skill set (YAC, shiftiness, clean underneath routes) meets track speed could open things up for the Jets passing attack in ways we haven't seen since that somewhat magical 2015 season where Ryan Fitzpatrick was slinging the ball to Brandon Marshall and Eric Decker.

17.Detroit Lions: Monroe Freeling, tackle (Georgia)

For the first time since 2015, Taylor Decker won't be at the top of the left tackle depth chart for the Lions. Replacing a steady blind side protector after 11 years on the job is an unenviable task for GM Brad Holmes, especially since offensive line play has been cited as the main reason the team underachieved in 2025. Enter Freeling, who falls under the increasingly scary umbrella of tackles who have more traits than polish but is 1 of just 2 tackle prospects currently projected to go in Round 1 that is being viewed as an undisputed left tackle in the NFL. A desperation-induced gamble isn't the path to a starting LT GM's will talk about in a press conference or after hoisting a Lombardi Trophy, but Holmes' hands are tied here and he'll have to hope that Hank Fraley can turn Freeling into something other than a big, athletic guy who has no fucking clue how to play the position. 

18.Minnesota Vikings: Dillon Thieneman, safety (Oregon)

Thieneman is a rangy, instinctive player who was always around the ball during his 3 years in college (306 tackles, 10 TFL's, 2 sacks, 14 passes defensed, 8 INT's, 2 forced fumbles) and could morph into one of the best safeties in the league if his game translates to the pros. 

19.Carolina Panthers: Kenyon Sadiq, tight end (Oregon)

Bringing in reigning Offensive Rookie of the Year Tetarioa McMillan was a nice start to the Panthers' efforts to give Bryce Young a complement of legit pass-catching options, but a lot of work still needs to be done if they want to be a truly good passing team, let alone a feared one. Sadiq would be an ideal candidate to serve as the next downfield weapon brought in by the Panthers to help out Young. The Oregon product could prove to be a matchup nightmare as a 6'3, 241 lb target with 4.4 speed, high-end body control/leaping ability and shiftiness that paves the way for big YAC opportunities. Him lining up at tight end provides the added bonus of not taking snaps away from Jalen Coker as the Panthers try to figure out whether his late season surge last season was the start of his emergence as a legit NFL starting WR or merely a fluke.

20.Dallas Cowboys: Avieon Terrell, cornerback (Clemson) 

There's some debate about whether or not Terrell is a 1st round talent, but the Cowboys CB room is such in a deep state of turmoil right now that they can't really afford to not add some new blood here. For what it's worth, I believe that Terrell is a 1st round talent as he's got great ball skills and a willingness to get under receivers' skin in press coverage. If Terrell does indeed land in Dallas, he should compete for the #2 corner job in camp with free agent pickup Cobie Durant. 

21.Pittsburgh Steelers: Kadyn Proctor, tackle/guard (Alabama)

If I were Omar Khan, Ty Simpson would be the pick here. Waiting around for Aaron Rodgers to talk to his energy healer, life coach and RFK Jr. before he decides if he wants to keep playing or not is a needlessly shortsighted move that has limited upside for both 2026 and the future as he can only do so much at 42 going on 43. Mike McCarthy was tapped as Mike Tomlin's replacement in large part due to his lengthy track record of putting productive offenses on the field and giving him an opportunity to coach up a guy who didn't play much in college, but frequently flashed NFL-caliber talent when he was out there seems like a good business decision. Alas, that doesn't seem to be in the cards, so let's pivot to a guy who plays in the trenches in Proctor. The physically imposing (6'7, 352 lbs) but not overly athletic offensive lineman who started at left tackle for 3 years at Alabama projects as a guard in the pros, but with Broderick Jones' poor play and continued injury concerns, could very well line up at one of the tackle spots if the 2022 first round pick loses his starting job or isn't healthy enough to play in Week 1.

22.Los Angeles Chargers: Keldric Faulk, edge rusher (Auburn)

Faulk was effectively built in a lab to appeal to Jim Harbaugh's sensibilities as a coach. His length and lunchpail attitude make him the ideal replacement for free agent departure Odafe Oweh while his strong play against the run should earn him the opportunity to become an every-down player early on.   

23.Philadelphia Eagles: Blake Miller, tackle (Clemson)

Lane Johnson has reached the point of his career where it's becoming less and less likely that he'll be able to play through or seamlessly return from the injuries he's seemingly always suffering. In terms of replacements for Johnson, Miller is about as ideal of a candidate as you could find for the impossible job of replacing a future Hall of Famer. His athleticism is pretty similar to Johnson's and unlike many of the other tackle prospects in this class that have question marks surrounding their technique, strength etc. his play steadily improved each year he was at Clemson. 

24.Cleveland Browns: K.C. Concepeion, wide receiver (Texas A&M)

Adding another receiver with shaky hands to the roster could understandably draw some ire from Browns fans that have watched quite a few scoring opportunities slip through the fingers of Jerry Jeudy over the past couple of seasons. The thing is that Concepeion is downright electrifying after the catch and the Browns are so devoid of offensive playmakers that they just might have to live with having another guy around who will some drop some easy passes at the worst possible time.

25.Chicago Bears: Emmanuel McNeil-Warren, safety (Toledo)

It's not every day that a team completely overhauls an entire position group after making the playoffs, but that's precisely what happened with the Bears as Kevin Byard, Jaquan Brisker, C.J. Gardner-Johnson and Jonathan Owens all signed elsewhere in free agency (the only free agent they retained at the position is Elijah Hicks-who primarily plays on special teams). Given all of the vacant jobs they have, the Bears are definitely going to be taking a safety at some point in the draft, and McNeil-Warren's physicality and knack for creating turnovers around the line scrimmage would allow him to slot in as a starter alongside free agent pickup Coby Bryant right away-which might not be the case with too many other safeties that are still on the board at this juncture. 

26.Buffalo Bills: Kayden McDonald, defensive tackle (Ohio State)

Being unable to stop the run was one of the primary reasons the Bills failed to get to the Super Bowl last year. McDonald is the best run-stuffing interior defensive lineman in this class by a pretty wide margin, and having him clogging up gaps upfront could spurn a rapid significant turnaround for their run D. 

27.San Francisco 49ers: Caleb Lomu, tackle (Utah)

Trent Williams' latest contract standoff with the 49ers was resolved on Monday when he inked a 2-year-extension that will keep him with the team through the 2028 season. Beginning to groom Williams' successor while the All-Pro left tackle is still in the building is imperative and Lomu is the kind of guy that would really benefit from having the opportunity to sit and learn from one of the best in the business before he's thrust into a high leverage role. Lomu is a developmental prospect in the purest sense of the term, but if he can get to the point where his fundamentals can match his special strength and athleticism, he'll be a hell of a player.

28.Houston Texans: C.J. Allen, inside linebacker (Georgia)

A sneaky need for the Texans is inside linebacker. Both of their starters (Azeez Al-Shaair, Henry To'o To'o) are free agents after this season and new pickup Marte Mapu is nothing more than a speculative dart throw on a guy who's in the final year of his rookie deal who hasn't played snaps during his initial 3 NFL seasons. Allen is a smart, physical linebacker who carried out his green dot role at Georgia with grace that would give the Texans insurance in the middle of their defense if one or both of their current starters don't return to the team in 2027. 

29.Kansas City Chiefs: Cashius Howell, edge rusher (Texas A&M)

Steve Spagnuolo has a tendency to favor big, bruising players on the edge. But after posting just 33 sacks as a team last season, it's clear they need to shake things up a bit. Howell could be just what the doctor ordered on that front. Watching his tape is some of the most fun I had during this entire predraft research process as his speed and hand usage made a lot of people look stupid at the college level. He's not a strong enough run defender to carve out a huge role right away, but he could very well thrive as a situational pass-rusher in this system. 

30.Miami Dolphins: Chase Bisontis, guard (Texas A&M)

A defensive pick (specifically an edge or a defensive back) could very well be in the cards here, I just think the Dolphins trying address their longstanding offensive line woes early on is slightly more likely. Bisontis has become a bit of a favorite among some draft pundits since the Combine and his combination of strong footwork, lateral movement skills and toughness on the interior would certainly be welcome on a team that is going to be heavily relying on giving De'Von Achane the ball around the line of scrimmage for the foreseeable future. 

31.New England Patriots: Zion Young, edge rusher (Missouri)

It became abundantly clear once the Patriots played a couple of teams that had offensive lines that were capable of pass protecting for more than 0.2 seconds during the playoffs that they needed more firepower on the edge. While I don't think a single guy is going to completely turn the tide for this group that currently doesn't have any player that's better than decent, Young is a hard-nosed workhorse who takes just as much as pride in defending the run as he does going after the quarterback and having that kind of all-around edge on the roster could allow them to take a meaningful step forward in 2026.

32.Seattle Seahawks: Chris Johnson, cornerback (San Diego State)

Riq Woolen was a cap casualty for the reigning Super Bowl Champions as they elected to re-up Josh Jobe instead. Johnson might not have the same length as Woolen, but he's much more disciplined when he's attacking the ball in coverage and plays with the type of unwavering ferocity that Mike Macdonald cherishes at the position-making him the ideal guy to step into this vacant starting role on one of the best defenses in the league. 

Round 2: 

33.New York Jets: Ty Simpson, quarterback (Alabama)

34.Arizona Cardinals: Max Iheanchor, tackle (Arizona State)

35.Tennessee Titans: Denzel Boston, wide receiver (Washington)

36.Las Vegas Raiders: Emmanuel Pregnon, guard (Oregon)

37.New York Giants: Caleb Banks, defensive tackle (Florida)

38.Houston Texans: Gennings Dunker, guard/tackle (Iowa)

39.Cleveland Browns: R Mason Thomas, edge rusher (Oklahoma)

40.Kansas City Chiefs: Germie Bernard, wide receiver (Alabama)

41.Cincinnati Bengals: Colton Hood, cornerback (Tennessee) 

42.New Orleans Saints: T.J. Parker, edge rusher (Clemson) 

43.Miami Dolphins: Treydan Stukes, cornerback/safety (Arizona)

44.New York Jets: Brandon Cisse, cornerback (South Carolina)

45.Baltimore Ravens: Eli Stowers, tight end (Vanderbilt) 

46.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Jacob Rodriguez, inside linebacker (Texas Tech)

47.Indianapolis Colts: Josiah Trotter, inside linebacker (Missouri)

48.Atlanta Falcons: Ted Hurst, wide receiver (Georgia State)

49.Minnesota Vikings: Peter Woods, defensive tackle (Clemson)

50.Detroit Lions: Jermod McCoy, cornerback (Tennessee) 

51.Carolina Panthers: D'Angelo Ponds, cornerback (Indiana)

52.Green Bay Packers: Jake Golday, inside linebacker (Cincinnati) 

53.Pittsburgh Steelers: Jadrian Price, running back (Notre Dame)

54.Philadelphia Eagles: Malachi Lawrence, edge rusher (UCF)

55.Los Angeles Chargers: Keylan Rutledge, guard (Georgia Tech)

56.Jacksonville Jaguars: Anthony Hill Jr., inside linebacker (Texas)

57.Chicago Bears: Christen Miller, defensive tackle (Georgia)

58.San Francisco 49ers: Dani Dennis-Sutton, edge rusher (Penn State)

59.Houston Texans: Derrick Moore, edge rusher (Michigan)

60.Chicago Bears: Sam Hecht, center (Kansas State)

61.Los Angeles Rams: Chris Brazell II, wide receiver (Tennessee) 

62.Denver Broncos: A.J. Haulcy, safety (LSU)

63.New England Patriots: Max Klare, tight end (Ohio State)

64.Seattle Seahawks: Mike Washington Jr., running back (Arkansas)