Sunday, April 30, 2023

2023 NFL Draft: Top 50 Overall Prospects and Top 5 By Position (Updated w/NFL Landing Spots)

Top 50 Overall Prospects:

1.C.J. Stroud, quarterback (Ohio State), Selected 2nd overall by the Houston Texans

2.Will Anderson, edge rusher (Alabama), Selected 3rd overall by the Houston Texans

3.Devon Witherspoon, cornerback (Illinois), Selected 5th overall by the Seattle Seahawks

4.Bryce Young, quarterback (Alabama), Selected 1st overall by the Carolina Panthers

5.Christian Gonzalez, cornerback (Oregon), Selected 17th overall by the New England Patriots 

6.Bijan Robinson, running back (Texas), Selected 8th overall by the Atlanta Falcons 

7.Jaxon Smith-Njigba, wide receiver (Ohio State), Selected 20th overall by the Seattle Seahawks

8.Calijah Kancey, defensive tackle (Pittsburgh), Selected 19th overall by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

9.Brian Branch, safety/cornerback (Alabama), Selected 45th overall by the Detroit Lions 

10.Peter Skoronski, tackle/guard (Northwestern), Selected 11th overall by the Tennessee Titans 

11.Jalen Carter, defensive tackle (Georgia), Selected 9th overall by the Philadelphia Eagles

12.Zay Flowers, wide receiver (Boston College), Selected 22nd overall by the Baltimore Ravens 

13.Dalton Kincaid, tight end (Utah), Selected 25th overall by the Buffalo Bills 

14.Anthony Richardson, quarterback (Florida), Selected 4th overall by the Indianapolis Colts

15.Deonte Banks, cornerback (Maryland), Selected 24th overall by the New York Giants

16.Jahmyr Gibbs, running back (Alabama), Selected 12th overall by the Detroit Lions 

17.Tyree Wilson, edge rusher (Texas Tech), Selected 7th overall by the Las Vegas Raiders

18.Joey Porter Jr., cornerback (Penn State), Selected 32nd overall by the Pittsburgh Steelers 

19.Paris Johnson Jr., tackle (Ohio State), Selected 6th overall by the Arizona Cardinals 

20.Will McDonald IV, edge rusher (Iowa State), Selected 15th overall by the New York Jets

21.Jack Campbell, inside linebacker (Iowa), Selected 18th overall by the Detroit Lions

22.Nolan Smith, edge rusher (Georgia), Selected 30th overall by the Philadelphia Eagles

23.Myles Murphy, edge rusher (Clemson), Selected 28th overall by the Cincinnati Bengals 

24.Josh Downs, wide receiver (North Carolina), Selected 79th overall by the Indianapolis Colts 

25.Felix Anudike-Uzomah, edge rusher (Kansas State), Selected 31st overall by the Kansas City Chiefs 

26.Michael Mayer, tight end (Notre Dame), Selected 35th overall by the Las Vegas Raiders

27.O'Cyrus Torrence, guard (Florida), Selected 59th overall by the Buffalo Bills 

28.Darnell Wright, tackle (Tennessee), Selected 10th overall by the Chicago Bears

29.Quentin Johnston, wide receiver (TCU), Selected 21st overall by the Los Angeles Chargers

30.B.J. Ojulari, edge rusher (LSU), Selected 41st overall by the Arizona Cardinals 

31.Broderick Jones, tackle (Georgia), Selected 14th overall by the Pittsburgh Steelers 

32.Tuli Tuipulotu, edge rusher (USC), Selected 54th overall by the Los Angeles Chargers 

33.Bryan Bresee, defensive tackle (Clemson), Selected 29th overall by the New Orleans Saints 

34.Lukas Van Ness, edge rusher (Iowa), Selected 13th overall by the Green Bay Packers

35.Cam Smith, cornerback (South Carolina), Selected 51st overall by the Miami Dolphins

36.Zach Charbonnet, running back (UCLA), Selected 52nd overall by the Seattle Seahawks 

37.Anton Harrison, tackle (Oklahoma), Selected 27th overall by the Jacksonville Jaguars 

38.Mazi Smith, defensive tackle (Michigan), Selected 26th overall by the Dallas Cowboys 

39.Emmanuel Forbes, cornerback (Mississippi State), Selected 16th overall by the Washington Commanders 

40.Luke Wypler, center (Ohio State), Selected 190th overall by the Cleveland Browns 

41.Drew Sanders, inside linebacker (Arkansas), Selected 67th overall by the Denver Broncos

42.Tyrique Stevenson, cornerback (Miami), Selected 56th overall by the Chicago Bears

43.John Michael Schmitz, center (Minnesota), Selected 57th overall by the New York Giants

44.Will Levis, quarterback (Kentucky), Selected 33rd overall by the Tennessee Titans 

45.Dawand Jones, tackle (Ohio State), Selected 111th overall by the Cleveland Browns 

46.Tank Dell, wide receiver (Houston), Selected 69th overall by the Houston Texans

47.Sydney Brown, safety (Illinois), Selected 66th overall by the Philadelphia Eagles 

48.Steve Avila, guard (TCU), Selected 36th overall by the Los Angeles Rams

49.Jordan Addison, wide receiver (USC), Selected 23rd overall by the Minnesota Vikings 

50.Sam LaPorta, tight end (Iowa), Selected 34th overall by the Detroit Lions 

Top 5 By Position:

Quarterback:

1.C.J. Stroud (Ohio State) NFL Team: Houston Texans

2.Bryce Young (Alabama) NFL Team: Carolina Panthers

3.Anthony Richardson (Florida) NFL Team: Indianapolis Colts

4.Will Levis (Kentucky) NFL Team: Tennessee Titans 

5.Hendon Hooker (Tennessee) NFL Team: Detroit Lions

Running Back

1.Bijan Robinson (Texas) NFL Team: Atlanta Falcons

2.Jahmyr Gibbs (Alabama) NFL Team: Detroit Lions

3.Zach Charbonnet (UCLA) NFL Team: Seattle Seahawks

4.Devon Achane (Texas A&M) NFL Team: Miami Dolphins

5.Tyjae Spears (Tulane) NFL Team: Tennessee Titans 

Wide Receiver 

1.Jaxson Smith-Njigba (Ohio State) NFL Team: Seattle Seahawks

2.Zay Flowers (Boston College) NFL Team: Baltimore Ravens

3.Josh Downs (North Carolina) NFL Team: Indianapolis Colts

4.Quentin Johnston (TCU) NFL Team: Los Angeles Chargers

5.Tank Dell (Houston) NFL Team: Houston Texans

Tight End

1.Dalton Kincaid (Utah) NFL Team: Buffalo Bills

2.Michael Mayer (Notre Dame) NFL Team: Las Vegas Raiders

3.Sam LaPorta (Iowa) NFL Team: Detroit Lions

4.Darnell Washington (Georgia) NFL Team: Pittsburgh Steelers 

5.Luke Schoonmaker (Michigan) NFL Team: Dallas Cowboys

Tackle

1.Peter Skoronski (Northwestern) NFL Team: Tennessee Titans

2.Paris Johnson Jr. (Ohio State) NFL Team: Arizona Cardinals

3.Darnell Wright (Tennessee) NFL Team: Chicago Bears

4.Broderick Jones (Georgia) NFL Team: Pittsburgh Steelers

5.Anton Harrison (Oklahoma) NFL Team: Jacksonville Jaguars

Guard

1.O'Cyrus Torrence (Florida) NFL Team: Buffalo Bills 

2.Steve Avila (TCU) NFL Team: Los Angeles Rams

3.Chandler Zavala (NC State) NFL Team: Carolina Panthers

4.Andrew Voorhees (USC) NFL Team: Baltimore Ravens

5.Jon Gaines II (UCLA) NFL Team: Arizona Cardinals

Center

1.Luke Wypler (Ohio State) NFL Team: Cleveland Browns

2.John Michael Schmitz (Minnesota) NFL Team: New York Giants

3.Joe Tippmann (Wisconsin) NFL Team: New York Jets 

4.Olusegun Oluwatimi (Michigan) NFL Team: Seattle Seahawks

5.Juice Scruggs (Penn State) NFL Team: Houston Texans

Edge Rusher

1.Will Anderson (Alabama) NFL Team: Houston Texans

2.Tyree Wilson (Texas Tech) NFL Team: Las Vegas Raiders

3.Will McDonald IV (Iowa State) NFL Team: New York Jets

4.Nolan Smith (Georgia) NFL Team: Philadelphia Eagles

5.Myles Murphy (Clemson) NFL Team: Cincinnati Bengals

Defensive Tackle

1.Calijah Kancey (Pittsburgh) NFL Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

2.Jalen Carter (Georgia) NFL Team: Philadelphia Eagles

3.Bryan Breesee (Clemson) NFL Team: New Orleans Sains

4.Mazi Smith (Michigan) NFL Team: Dallas Cowboys

5.Kobie Turner (Wake Forest) NFL Team: Los Angeles Rams

Inside Linebacker:

1.Jack Campbell (Iowa) NFL Team: Detroit Lions

2.Drew Sanders (Arkansas) NFL Team: Denver Broncos

3.Daiyan Henley (Washington State) NFL Team: Los Angeles Chargers

4.Trenton Simpson (Clemson) NFL Team: Baltimore Ravens

5.DeMarvion Overshown (Texas) NFL Team: Dallas Cowboys 

Cornerback:

1.Devon Witherspoon (Illinois) NFL Team: Seattle Seahawks

2.Christian Gonzalez (Oregon) NFL Team: New England Patriots 

3.Deonte Banks (Maryland) NFL Team: New York Giants

4.Joey Porter Jr. (Penn State) NFL Team: Pittsburgh Steelers

5.Cam Smith (South Carolina) NFL Team: Miami Dolphins

Safety:

1.Brian Branch (Alabama) NFL Team: Detroit Lions

2.Sydney Brown (Illinois) NFL Team: Philadelphia Eagles

3.Jammie Robinson (Florida State) NFL Team: Carolina Panthers

4.Antonio Johnson (Texas A&M) NFL Team: Jacksonville Jaguars

5.Jordan Battle (Alabama) NFL Team: Cincinnati Bengals 

Saturday, April 29, 2023

2023 NFL Draft: Top 50 Players Available on Day 3

1.Luke Wypler, center (Ohio State) 

2.Dawand Jones, tackle (Ohio State) 

3.Clark Phillips III, cornerback (Utah) 

4.Jammie Robinson, safety (Florida State) 

5.Antonio Johnson, safety (Texas A&M)

6.Nick Herbig, edge rusher (Wisconsin)

7.Adetomiwa Adebawore, edge rusher (Northwestern) 

8.Tre'Vious Hodges-Tomlinson, cornerback (TCU)

9.A.T. Perry, wide receiver (Wake Forest) 

10.DeWayne McBride, running back (UAB) 

11.Isaiah McGuire, edge rusher (Missouri) 

12.Sean Tucker, running back (Syracuse) 

13.Chandler Zavala, guard (NC State) 

14.Andre Carter II, edge rusher (Army) 

15.Keelee Ringo, cornerback (Georgia) 

16.Darius Rush, cornerback (South Carolina) 

17.Cory Trice Jr., cornerback (Purdue) 

18.Roschon Johnson, running back (Texas) 

19.Tanner McKee, quarterback (Stanford)  

20.Parker Washington, wide receiver (Penn State) 

21.Tyler Scott, wide receiver (Cincinnati) 

22.Moro Ojomo, defensive tackle (Texas)

23.Ronnie Hickman, safety (Ohio State) 

24.Jaylon Jones, cornerback (Texas A&M) 

25.Charlie Jones, wide receiver (Purdue) 

26.K.J. Henry, edge rusher (Clemson) 

27.Andrew Voorhees, guard (USC) 

28.Karl Brooks, edge rusher/defensive tackle (Bowling Green) 

29.Blake Freeland, tackle (BYU) 

30.Keaton Mitchell, running back (East Carolina) 

31.Noah Sewell, inside linebacker (Oregon)

32.Braden Daniels, tackle/guard (Utah) 

33.Trey Palmer, wide receiver (Nebraska) 

34.Ivan Pace Jr., inside linebacker (Cincinnati) 

35.Deuce Vaughn, running back (Kansas State) 

36.JL Skinner, safety (Boise State) 

37.Anthony Johnson Jr., safety (Iowa State)

38.Olusegun Oluwatimi, center (Michigan)

39.Eli Ricks, cornerback (Alabama) 

40.Viliami Fehoko, edge rusher (San Jose State)

41.Chase Brown, running back (Illinois) 

42.Keondre Coburn, defensive tackle (Texas)  

43.Jon Gaines II, guard (UCLA) 

44.Jalen Moreno-Cooper, wide receiver (Fresno State)

45.Zach Evans, running back (Ole Miss)  

46.Aidan O'Connell, quarterback (Purdue) 

47.Starling Thomas V, cornerback (UAB)

48.Xavier Hutchinson, wide receiver (Iowa State)

49.Dorian Thompson-Robinson, quarterback (UCLA) 

50.Davis Allen, tight end (Clemson) 

Friday, April 28, 2023

2023 NFL Draft: Top 50 Players Available on Day 2

1.Brian Branch, safety/cornerback (Alabama)

2.Joey Porter Jr., cornerback (Penn State)

3.Josh Downs, wide receiver (North Carolina)

4.Michael Mayer, tight end (Notre Dame)

5.O'Cyrus Torrence, guard (Florida)

6.B.J. Ojulari, edge rusher (LSU)

7.Tuli Tuipulotu, edge rusher (USC)

8.Cam Smith, cornerback (South Carolina)

9.Zach Charbonnet, running back (UCLA)

10.Luke Wypler, center (Ohio State)

11.Drew Sanders, inside linebacker (Arkansas)

12.Tyrique Stevenson, cornerback (Miami)

13.John Michael Schmitz, center (Minnesota) 

14.Will Levis, quarterback (Kentucky)

15.Dawand Jones, tackle (Ohio State)

16.Tank Dell, wide receiver (Houston)

17.Sydney Brown, safety (Illinois) 

18.Steve Avila, guard (TCU)

19.Sam LaPorta, tight end (Iowa)

20.Devon Achane, running back (Texas A&M)

21.Julius Brents, cornerback (Kansas State)

22.Joe Tippmann, center (Wisconsin)

23.Matthew Bergeron, tackle (Syracuse) 

24.Derrick Hall, edge rusher (Auburn)

25.Clark Phillips III, cornerback (Utah)

26.Jammie Robinson, safety (Florida State)

27.Cody Mauch, tackle/guard (North Dakota State)

28.Antonio Johnson, safety (Texas A&M)

29.Nick Herbig, edge rusher (Wisconsin)

30.Tyjae Spears, running back (Tulane)

31.Garrett Williams, cornerback (Syracuse) 

32.Rashee Rice, wide receiver (SMU)

33.Kobie Turner, defensive tackle (Wake Forest)

34.Darnell Washington, tight end (Georgia)

35.Daiyan Henley, inside linebacker (Washington State) 

36.Adetomiwa Adebawore, edge rusher/defensive tackle (Northwestern)

37.Tre'Vious Hodges-Tomlinson, cornerback (TCU)

38.Hendon Hooker, quarterback (Tennessee) 

39.A.T. Perry, wide receiver (Wake Forest)

40.Isaiah Foskey, edge rusher (Notre Dame)

41.Cedric Tillman, wide receiver (Tennessee) 

42.Jordan Battle, safety (Alabama) 

43.Trenton Simpson. inside linebacker (Clemson)

44.Jonathan Mingo, wide receiver (Ole Miss)

45.DeWayne McBride, running back (UAB)

46.Isaiah McGuire, edge rusher (Missouri)

47.Jayden Reed, wide receiver (Michigan State)

48.Michael Wilson, wide receiver (Stanford)

49.Sean Tucker, running back (Syracuse)

50.Chandler Zavala, guard (NC State)

Thursday, April 27, 2023

2023 NFL Mock Draft (4/27, Draft Day)

1.Carolina Panthers: Bryce Young, quarterback (Alabama)

After giving up a haul that included their next 2 1st round picks and star wideout D.J. Moore to move up from #9 to #1, the pressure for the Panthers to nail this pick couldn't be higher. Despite concerns over his size, Young has a good chance of making this bold move worth it and finally putting a stop to the absurd QB carousel the Panthers have been stuck on for the past 3 seasons. Young was sensational in both seasons as a starter at Alabama and his elite mobility, ability to feel/escape pressure and decision-making should allow him to make a smooth transition to the pros. 

2.Houston Texans: Will Anderson, edge rusher (Alabama)

As stunning as it sounds, I'm choosing to believe the buzz circulating in league circles that the Texans are going to pass on taking a QB here. If that is indeed the case, going defense seems like the direction they're headed in. Tyree Wilson's elite size and raw athleticism makes him a strong contender to go here, but Anderson's advantage in the polish and productivity departments should be enough to make him the 1st defensive player off the board. Anderson feasted on elite competition (37 sacks, 36 QB hits, 134 hurries) during his 3 seasons as a starter at Alabama and has a speed/power/technique combo off the edge that should make him a handful for opposing tackles to try and slow down.

3.Arizona Cardinals: Tyree Wilson, edge rusher (Texas Tech) 

Trading back with a team eager to leapfrog the Colts or the Colts themselves seems like a near lock for a Cardinals team that isn't in the QB market and has one of the worst rosters in the league at the moment. Whether they stay put or move back, defense seems like their top priority and considering how awful their front 7 was a year ago, edge rusher or defensive tackle seems like the most logical area for them address. While Wilson doesn't have a great first step after the ball is snapped and is probably a year or two away from making a consistent impact, his high motor once he gets moving and crazy strength/size (6'6, 276 lbs) give him the potential to eventually morph into a colossal game-wrecker that opposing offenses will want no business squaring off against. 

4.Indianapolis Colts: Will Levis, quarterback (Kentucky)

While new head coach Shane Steichen could completely change their philosophy, the previous QB's Chris Ballard has brought in during his tenure (Jacoby Brissett, Carson Wentz, Matt Ryan Sam Ehlinger, newly signed Gardner Minshew-who is currently sitting atop the depth chart by default) paired with the sudden influx of buzz around Levis makes it seems like he's destined for Indianapolis. Levis has a big arm, Manning Camp tutorial-worthy throwing mechanics and some sneaky rushing ability that wasn't always properly utilized in college. A perceived lack of leadership skills, questionable accuracy/field-processing and a dismal senior season at Kentucky make him a really risk pick at this juncture of the draft, but would it really be a Ballard/Jim Irsay-backed QB choice if there wasn't at least a somewhat strong possibility that the whole thing could crash and burn in spectacular fashion? 

5.Seattle Seahawks: Jalen Carter, defensive tackle (Georgia)

Red flags surrounding his character following the revelation that he lied to police when he said he wasn't present on the night where 2 people (Devin Wilock, Chandler LeCroy) involved with the Georgia football program died in a car accident caused by drunk/reckless driving in January and work ethic after he showed up to his Pro Day in poor physical shape and bombed his workout, Carter was arguably the single most dominant defensive player in college football last season and the Seahawks defensive interior is in such bad shape at the moment that they're very likely to roll the dice on his ability to remain great in the NFL. 

6.Detroit Lions: Devon Witherspoon, cornerback (Illinois) 

Secondary was the primary focus for the Lions in free agency and there's no reason to believe those efforts will stop during the draft. Witherspoon is a scrappy, refined outside corner with pure lockdown potential who consistently improved during his time at Illinois (last season, he had 3 INT's, 14 passes defensed and 0 TD's allowed while only surrendering 22 receptions for 206 YDS on 62 total targets) that should come in and willingly tackle any coverage assignment Aaron Glenn gives to him. 

7.Las Vegas Raiders: Christian Gonzalez, cornerback (Oregon) 

As the Raiders learned the hard way last season, having a bad pass defense in a division with Patrick Mahomes and Justin Herbert isn't a lot of fun. While it's unlikely that 2023 will be the year they get out of the league's pass D basement, a physical yet disciplined ballhawk in Gonzalez would provide them with a great building block as they begin their efforts to right the ship. 

8.Atlanta Falcons: Bijan Robinson, running back (Texas)  

Arthur Smith loves running the football, has a projected starting quarterback in with virtually no starting experience (Desmond Ridder), coaches a team in what looks to be the most wide-open division in football right now and is believed to be on the hot seat after starting off his head coaching career with back-to-back 7-10 seasons. If this man isn't pounding the table for Terry Fontenot to draft Robinson, it would be a serious shock. Robinson is a patient, explosive runner who is built to handle a heavy workload and a strong enough receiver to catch passes out of the backfield or line up out wide and run routes in the slot. If Ridder can be at least semi-respectable this season, the combo of Robinson, Drake London and Kyle Pitts could prove to be dangerous enough to make the Falcons the team to beat in the NFC South. 

9.Chicago Bears: Paris Johnson Jr., tackle (Ohio State)

I'm honestly not convinced that the Bears need to take a tackle this high based on how well Braxton Jones played at left tackle last season and generally functional their o-line was whenever Lucas Patrick and/or Michael Schofield weren't forced into action, but the selection of Johnson Jr. has been so widespread in mocks that I'm just going to assume that the pundits know something that I don't. Johnson Jr. is a mountain of a man (6'6, 311 lbs) who has every bit of the freakish athleticism that GM's covet at tackle in this era driven by mobile QB's, RPO's and play-action bootlegs, but he's going to have to really fine-tune his technique (particularly as a run-blocker) before he's able to be a starting-caliber NFL lineman. 

10.Philadelphia Eagles: Lukas Van Ness, edge rusher (Iowa) 

The Eagles picking this high is almost unfair, so why not take advantage of this good fortune to make the luxury pick of another edge defender to put alongside the likes of Hassan Reddick and Josh Sweat? Van Ness is an unrefined yet stunningly explosive pass-rusher that should benefit from being part of a large rotation in Philly. 

11.Tennessee Titans: C.J. Stroud, quarterback (Ohio State) 

The smear campaign being run against Stroud-who was viewed as a strong bet to be the #1 overall pick as recently as 2 weeks ago-is reminiscent of the one the league's "anonymous sources" ran against another decorated Ohio State QB in 2021. In this scenario, nobody would be celebrating Stroud's puzzling, unwarranted drop down the draft board more than the Titans. Everybody's favorite tweener franchise has not-so-secretly expressed their desire to move on from Ryan Tannehill after his underwhelming, injury-plagued 2022 campaign and a battle-tested top prospect with a quick release, stellar arm strength and impressive accuracy at every level of the field could step in to take the reigns as soon as Mike Vrabel wanted him to. 

12.Houston Texans: Jaxon Smith-Njigba, wide receiver (Ohio State)

Regardless of who ends up starting at QB for the Texans this season, WR is a top need for them after trading Brandin Cooks to the Cowboys last month. If Smith-Njigba is on the board at #12, passing on him would be downright negligent behavior by their front office. The Ohio State product is the only receiver in this class widely viewed as a legit top option courtesy of his inside/outside versatility and well-rounded skill set and short of Nico Collins making a monumental year 3 leap, he would immediately be the top option in their new Kyle Shanahan-inspired offense run by his longtime assistant Bobby Slowik that has a tendency to scheme WR's open A LOT.

13.Green Bay Packers: Dalton Kincaid, tight end (Utah)

The most accomplished TE currently on the Packers roster is Josiah Deguara and he's only caught 39 passes for 371 YDS and 2 TD's through 3 NFL seasons. Adding Kincaid to the mix would likely provide an immediate boost to the position while also giving new starting QB Jordan Love a field-stretching vertical threat that boasts the strong body control and catch radius to be a matchup nightmare-especially in the redzone.

14.New England Patriots: Peter Skoronski, tackle/guard (Northwestern) 

Picking in the middle of the first round makes the patented Belichick trade back even more likely than usual. On the off chance that Bill decides to (or is pressured) to stay at #14, selecting Skoronski would make a ton of a sense. There isn't an offensive lineman in this class that mirrors defenders, uses their hands or moves laterally as well as Skoronski does and his ability to play tackle or kick inside to guard-which some pro scouts believe will be necessary on account of his arm length-only adds to his appeal. 

15.New York Jets: Braxton Jones, tackle (Georgia)  

The Mekhi Becton experiment has to be coming to a close after the 2020 1st-round pick has appeared in just 1 game since his rookie season-which was also cut short by injury and Duane Brown-who played pretty poorly in relief of Becton last season-can't be relied upon to be an every-week starting left tackle as he enters his age 38 season. While Jones' meaningful body of work is small and his skills need some further developing-especially as a run-blocker, he held up great during his sole season as Georgia's starting left tackle in 2022 and plays with an edge that should endear him to the Jet fanbase.

16.Washington Commanders: Anthony Richardson, quarterback (Florida)

Heading into the 2023 season with Jacoby Brissett and Sam Howell duking it out for the starting job is a perfectly fine option for a Commanders team that has been relatively competitive despite dismal QB play for much of the past 3 seasons. However, in the (not very likely) case that Richardson falls to them, they shouldn't even consider hesitating before pulling the trigger. All of the concerns over his accuracy, mechanics and decision-making are justifiable, but he's young enough (he turns 21 next month) to fix all of those issues and his ceiling is so abnormally high (imagine if Lamar Jackson was in the body of Cam Newton and you'll get an idea of how singularly freaky Richardson's intangibles are) that the massive investment in him is totally worth the risk.  

17.Pittsburgh Steelers: Joey Porter Jr., cornerback (Penn State) 

Having Porter Jr. end up on the same team that his dad played 8 NFL seasons for after being drafted by them in 1999 is purely coincidental and need-based, but it's a cool story nonetheless. While Porter Jr.'s physical style of play will lead to some PI calls, his ability to rough receiver's up at the line of scrimmage and use his high-end recovery speed to break up passes in zone coverage at the last minute make him a unicorn of a press corner that a hard-nosed defensive coach in Mike Tomlin would be ecstatic to have on his roster.

18.Detroit Lions: Calijah Kancey, defensive tackle (Pittsburgh)

As absurd and unfair as it, comparing Kancey to Aaron Donald is inevitable. They're both undersized defensive tackles (Kancey is listed at 6'0, 280 lbs while Donald sits at 6'1, 280) with a superhuman combo of speed and strength that went to the University of Pittsburgh and became the talk of the Combine after posting a 40 time that someone in their weight class has no business running (Kancey ran a 4.67 in Indy, which is actually 0.1 seconds faster than the time Donald posted back in 2014). Lions GM Brad Holmes just so happened to be the Director of College Scouting with the Rams when they took Donald, so it would be poetic for him to bring Kancey to Detroit. If Kancey ends up being even half the player that Donald is, Lions fans would be celebrating this pick for decades.

19.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Darnell Wright, tackle (Tennessee) 

Todd Bowles kicking 2x All-Pro Tristian Wirfs over to the left tackle in the wake of Donovan Smith's departure seems like a strong bet. If that is indeed Bowles' plan, Wright would make a damn fine replacement for Wirfs on the right side. As a 4-year college starter with a history of rotating between both tackle spots, Wright's experience and fearlessness is evident in the bulldozer-esque approach he takes to squaring off against opposing defenders. If his pass protection can catch up with his run-blocking prowess, he could be following Wirfs' All-Pro path in short order.

20.Seattle Seahawks: Nolan Smith, edge rusher (Georgia)

Selecting Smith-who weighs in at only 235 lbs-would mark a considerable change in edge rusher philosophy for John Schneider who has almost brought in 260 lb+ guys at that position since he landed the GM job with the Seahawks in 2010. But sometimes, drastic problems require drastic solutions and, in this case, it's Seattle's atrocious run defense. Smith is a remarkably instinctive defender against the run that has incredible speed to boot (his 4.39 40 at the combine turned a lot of heads)-which allowed him to carve out a prominent role on Georgia's stacked defense over the past couple seasons. If he can become a more productive pass-rusher (he only had 12.5 sacks in 4 years of college) and stay healthy, he has a chance to be a really special player. 

21.Los Angeles Chargers: Drew Sanders, inside linebacker (Arkansas)

Lethal as a blitzer and adept in coverage, Sanders can fill the hybrid EDGE/LB role that Kyle Van Noy played for them in 2022 while also providing insurance for the potentially shaky inside linebacker tandem of Eric Kendricks and Kenneth Murray. 

22.Baltimore Ravens: Bryan Breesee, defensive tackle (Clemson) 

I don't believe for even a millisecond that QB is in play here. At this point, if the standoff between Lamar Jackson, the Ravens and the other 31 NFL owners that are colluding against him doesn't end with Jackson returning to Baltimore to play on the franchise tag, I'll be fucking flabbergasted. Operating under the assumption that Jackson will play for them in 2023, the Ravens biggest needs include WR, CB and DT. Since OBJ just signed with them and they seem to have confidence that Brandon Stephens can be their uncontested CB now that they appear to have moved on from Marcus Peters, DT seems like the most likely play. Stepping into the shoes of a future Hall of Famer in Calias Campell is a tough ask for a rookie, but Breesee has the gap-eating ability and overwhelming power required to fill that interior anchor role admirably. 

23.Minnesota Vikings: Deonte Banks, cornerback (Maryland) 

If Banks had better ball skills, he would probably be a top 10 pick. His ability to stick to receivers in man coverage is remarkable and he has a terrific understanding of how to be physical with receivers without drawing penalties. Especially now that Patrick Peterson is gone, the Vikings need someone to step up and handle top wideouts and Banks very well could be that guy as early as Week 1.

24.Jacksonville Jaguars: Emmanuel Forbes, cornerback (Mississippi State)

Forbes' stock has spiked significantly in recent weeks despite being one of the thinnest corners (180 lbs) in his class. Why do you ask? Simple: He has some of the most fluid footwork, eye-popping speed (4.35 40) and impressive ball skills (he had 6 INT's and 10 passes defensed in 2022) among this terrific crop of corner prospects and uses his height/length (6'0) well enough to compensate for his lack of mass. Putting Forbes next to an established top corner in Tyson Campbell should do wonders for both his ability to thrive in the pros and a Jags corner group that needs another playmaker within their ranks in order to take the next step forward as a unit. 

25.New York Giants: O'Cyrus Torrence, guard (Florida)

The biggest negative for the dramatically overachieving Giants in 2022 was the play of their offensive lineman not named Andrew Thomas. Considering that right tackle Evan Neal-who was easily the biggest liability on their line last season-was a top 10 pick a year ago, somewhere on the interior line will be the place that GM Joe Schoen will look to upgrade in the draft. While a center like John Michael Schmitz or Joe Tippmann could be in play here, career guard Torrence is a higher-regarded prospect with a better chance of being a plug-and-play player in year 1. He didn't allow a single sack in 1,200+ career pass-blocking snaps and his adjustment to the elite competition level of the SEC after spending 3 seasons at low-level D1 school Louisiana University was very impressive as he finished as PFF's top-graded guard in college football in 2022.

26.Dallas Cowboys: Michael Mayer, tight end (Notre Dame)

Once Jerry Jones lays his eyes upon Mayer, he's going to think he has Jason Witten 2.0 on his hands. Mayer is a throwback player at the position who is just as willing to block as he is to go up and make a contested catch in the endzone. Questions surrounding his ability to consistently gain separation on routes in the pros could cause some pause, but everything else about Mayer's game would translate beautifully to an offense that runs the ball a lot and has a quarterback in Dak Prescott that loves involving tight ends in the passing game-which makes the odds of Stephen Jones slapping the draft card out of his dad's hand again pretty low. 

27.Buffalo Bills: Myles Murphy, edge rusher (Clemson) 

After Von Miller was lost for the year after suffering a torn ACL on Thanksgiving versus the Lions, the Bills pass-rush completely withered away. Even if Miller comes back fully healthy to start the season-which is far from a lock given when he blew his out ACL and his age (he just turned 34), they need to upgrade their personnel on the edge. Armed with elite burst (4.53 40), length (33 3/4 inch arms) and size (6'5, 278 lbs) and plagued by inconsistent productivity at the college level, Murphy has a similar profile as the Bills 20211st round pick Gregory Rousseau. Rousseau has become a more consistent contributor since he arrived in Buffalo and if Murphy can develop similarly, the Bills pass-rush could become really scary within the next couple of years. 

28.Cincinnati Bengals: Jahmyr Gibbs, running back (Alabama)

Another round of legal troubles paired with an underwhelming 2022 campaign make Joe Mixon an obvious cut candidate for a team that is looking to ink Joe Burrow and Tee Higgins to long-term extensions. With Samjae Perine bolting for the Broncos in free agency, the only other RB's currently on their roster are Trayveon Williams and Chris Evans-who have both contributed more on special teams than they have on offense. Drafting Gibbs here should provide an immediate solution to their backfield problems. Not only would his presence sure up their depth, but he would also bring some much-needed explosiveness and elusiveness to a backfield that was far too stagnant a year ago. 

29.New Orleans Saints: Keion White, edge rusher (Georgia Tech)   

Mickey Loomis has never met a raw edge rusher that he wouldn't love to have on his roster and with Marcus Davenport exiting for the Vikings in free agency, there's a vacancy at that position that White-who is long and fast but seems to be freelancing on every snap-will fit quite nicely.  

30.Philadelphia Eagles: Brian Branch, safety/cornerback (Alabama)

The exits of C.J. Gardner-Johnson and Marcus Epps in free agency opened up a lot of snaps in the Eagles secondary. Adding a player like Branch who is just as comfortable dropping back into coverage as he is playing down in the box would give the Eagles a versatile chess piece that could be deployed creatively all over the field or stay locked down in a specific role-which would likely be very helpful to them as they try to reconfigure the back-end of their defense after such a dramatic shake-up. 

31.Kansas City Chiefs: Zay Flowers, wide receiver (Boston College)

Even if Skyy Moore's role expands significantly in his 2nd season-which is currently the expectation, the Chiefs remain in a position where they need to bolster their receiving corps. With his polished route-running, shiftiness in the open field and willingness to fight through contact and absorb hits to make tough catches over the middle, Flowers would be a natural fit for the slot role that JuJu Smith-Schuster filled for them last season. 

2nd Round:

32.Pittsburgh Steelers: Anton Harrison, tackle (Oklahoma)

33.Houston Texans: Hendon Hooker, quarterback (Tennessee) 

34.Arizona Cardinals: Quentin Johnston, wide receiver (TCU) 

35.Indianapolis Colts: Cam Smith, cornerback (South Carolina) 

36.Los Angeles Rams: Will McDonald IV, edge rusher (Iowa State) 

37.Seattle Seahawks: Jack Campbell, inside linebacker (Iowa) 

38.Las Vegas Raiders: Darnell Washington, tight end (Georgia) 

39.Carolina Panthers: Jordan Addison, wide receiver (USC)

40.New Orleans Saints: Mazi Smith, defensive tackle (Michigan)

41.Tennessee Titans: Tyrique Stevenson, cornerback (Miami)   

42.Green Bay Packers: Josh Downs, wide receiver (North Carolina) 

43.New York Jets: Steve Avila, guard (TCU)

44.Atlanta Falcons: Felix Anudike-Uzomah, edge rusher (Kansas State) 

45.Green Bay Packers: Cody Mauch, tackle/guard (North Dakota State) 

46.New England Patriots: Rashee Rice, wide receiver (SMU) 

47.Washington Commanders: Keelee Ringo, cornerback (Georgia)  

48.Detroit Lions: Sam LaPorta, tight end (Iowa)

49.Pittsburgh Steelers: John Michael Schmitz, center (Minnesota) 

50.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Antonio Johnson, safety (Texas A&M)  

51.Miami Dolphins: Luke Musgrave, tight end (Oregon State) 

52.Seattle Seahawks: Jalin Hyatt, wide receiver (Tennessee) 

53.Chicago Bears: Adetomiwa Adeabawore, edge rusher (Northwestern) 

54.Los Angeles Chargers: Zach Charbonnet, running back (UCLA) 

55.Detroit Lions: Trenton Simpson, inside linebacker (Clemson)

56.Jacksonville Jaguars: Dawand Jones, tackle (Ohio State) 

57.New York Giants: Sydney Brown, safety (Illinois) 

58.Dallas Cowboys: Tyjae Spears, running back (Tulane) 

59.Buffalo Bills: Matthew Bergeron, tackle (Syracuse) 

60.Cincinnati Bengals: Tucker Kraft, tight end (South Dakota State) 

61.Chicago Bears: Julius Brents, cornerback (Kansas State) 

62.Philadelphia Eagles: DJ Turner, cornerback (Michigan) 

63.Kansas City Chiefs: Isaiah Foskey, edge rusher (Notre Dame)  

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

2023 NFL Draft: Top 50 Overall Prospects and Top 5 By Position

Top 50 Overall Prospects:

1.C.J. Stroud, quarterback (Ohio State)

2.Will Anderson, edge rusher (Alabama)

3.Devon Witherspoon, cornerback (Illinois) 

4.Bryce Young, quarterback (Alabama)

5.Christian Gonzalez, cornerback (Oregon)

6.Bijan Robinson, running back (Texas)

7.Jaxon Smith-Njigba, wide receiver (Ohio State)

8.Calijah Kancey, defensive tackle (Pittsburgh)

9.Brian Branch, safety/cornerback (Alabama)

10.Peter Skoronski, tackle/guard (Northwestern)

11.Jalen Carter, defensive tackle (Georgia)

12.Zay Flowers, wide receiver (Boston College)

13.Dalton Kincaid, tight end (Utah)

14.Anthony Richardson, quarterback (Florida) 

15.Deonte Banks, cornerback (Maryland)

16.Jahmyr Gibbs, running back (Alabama)

17.Tyree Wilson, edge rusher (Texas Tech)

18.Joey Porter Jr., cornerback (Penn State)

19.Paris Johnson Jr., tackle (Ohio State)

20.Will McDonald IV, edge rusher (Iowa State)

21.Jack Campbell, inside linebacker (Iowa)

22.Nolan Smith, edge rusher (Georgia)

23.Myles Murphy, edge rusher (Clemson)

24.Josh Downs, wide receiver (North Carolina)

25.Felix Anudike-Uzomah, edge rusher (Kansas State)

26.Michael Mayer, tight end (Notre Dame)

27.O'Cyrus Torrence, guard (Florida)

28.Darnell Wright, tackle (Tennessee) 

29.Quentin Johnston, wide receiver (TCU)

30.B.J. Ojulari, edge rusher (LSU)

31.Broderick Jones, tackle (Georgia)

32.Tuli Tuipulotu, edge rusher/defensive tackle (USC)

33.Bryan Bresee, defensive tackle (Clemson)

34.Lukas Van Ness, edge rusher (Iowa)

35.Cam Smith, cornerback (South Carolina)

36.Zach Charbonnet, running back (UCLA)

37.Anton Harrison, tackle (Oklahoma)

38.Mazi Smith, defensive tackle (Michigan)

39.Emmanuel Forbes, cornerback (Mississippi State) 

40.Luke Wypler, center (Ohio State) 

41.Drew Sanders, inside linebacker (Arkansas)

42.Tyrique Stevenson, cornerback (Miami)

43.John Michael Schmitz, center (Minnesota) 

44.Will Levis, quarterback (Kentucky)

45.Dawand Jones, tackle (Ohio State)

46.Tank Dell, wide receiver (Houston)

47.Sydney Brown, safety (Illinois)

48.Steve Avila, guard (TCU)

49.Jordan Addison, wide receiver (USC)

50.Sam LaPorta, tight end (Iowa)

Top 5 By Position:

Quarterback:

1.C.J. Stroud (Ohio State)

2.Bryce Young (Alabama)

3.Anthony Richardson (Florida)

4.Will Levis (Kentucky)

5.Hendon Hooker (Tennessee) 

Running Back:

1.Bijan Robinson (Texas)

2.Jahmyr Gibbs (Alabama)

3.Zach Charbonnet (UCLA)

4.Devon Achane (Texas A&M)

5.Tyjae Spears (Tulane)

Wide Receiver:

1.Jaxson Smith-Njigba (Ohio State)

2.Zay Flowers (Boston College)

3.Josh Downs (North Carolina)

4.Quentin Johnston (TCU)

5.Tank Dell (Houston)

Tight End:

1.Dalton Kincaid (Utah)

2.Michael Mayer (Notre Dame)

3.Sam LaPorta (Iowa)

4.Darnell Washington (Georgia)

5.Luke Schoonmaker (Michigan)

Tackle:

1.Peter Skoronski (Northwestern)

2.Paris Johnson Jr. (Ohio State)

3.Darnell Wright (Tennessee)

4.Broderick Jones (Georgia)

5.Anton Harrison (Oklahoma)

Guard:

1.O'Cyrus Torrence (Florida)

2.Steve Avila (TCU)

3.Chandler Zavala (NC State)

4.Andrew Voorhees (USC)

5.Jon Gaines II (UCLA)

Center:

1.Luke Wypler (Ohio State)

2.John Michael Schmitz (Minnesota)

3.Joe Tippmann (Wisconsin)

4.Olusegun Oluwatimi (Michigan)

5.Juice Scruggs (Penn State)

Edge Rusher:

1.Will Anderson (Alabama)

2.Tyree Wilson (Texas Tech)

3.Will McDonald IV (Iowa State)

4.Nolan Smith (Georgia)

5.Myles Murphy (Clemson)

Defensive Tackle:

1.Calijah Kancey (Pittsburgh)

2.Jalen Carter (Georgia)

3.Bryan Breesee (Clemson)

4.Mazi Smith (Michigan)

5.Kobie Turner (Wake Forest)

Inside Linebacker:

1.Jack Campbell (Iowa)

2.Drew Sanders (Arkansas)

3.Daiyan Henley (Washington State)

4.Trenton Simpson (Clemson)

5.DeMarvion Overshown (Texas)

Cornerback:

1.Devon Witherspoon (Illinois) 

2.Christian Gonzalez (Oregon)

3.Deonte Banks (Maryland) 

4.Joey Porter Jr. (Penn State)

5.Cam Smith (South Carolina)

Safety:

1.Brian Branch (Alabama)

2.Sydney Brown (Illinois)

3.Jammie Robinson (Florida State)

4.Antonio Johnson (Texas A&M)

5.Jordan Battle (Alabama) 

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Rachel McAdams Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Rachel McAdams-whose latest project "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret." arrives in theaters on Thursday. 

Rachel McAdams' Filmography Ranked:

19.Aloha (D-)

18.The Hot Chick (D)

17.About Time (D)

16.The Notebook (C)

15.State of Play (C+)

14.Southpaw (B-)

13.Morning Glory (B-)

12.Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (B)

11.Red Eye (B)

10.Disobedience (B)

9.Mean Girls (B)

8.Wedding Crashers (B+)

7.Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (B+)

6.Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (B+)

5.Midnight in Paris (B+)

4.Doctor Strange (B+)

3.Sherlock Holmes (B+)

2.Spotlight (A-)

1.Game Night (A)

Top Dog: Game Night (2018)

During this ongoing era that started around 2016/17 where major studio comedies have become a depressingly rare event, Game Night served as a reminder of how awesome it is when a towering home run is hit in the genre. Not only is Game Night consistently hilarious and full of lively performances from its great ensemble cast (McAdams, Jason Bateman, Kyle Chandler, Billy Magnussen, Jesse Plemons, Sharon Horgan, Lamorne Morris, Kylie Bunbury), it's a sharply written and exquisitely directed movie that expertly weaves together elements of crime, thriller and mystery movies without ever compromising its goofy dark comedy DNA.

Bottom Feeder: Aloha (2015)

Aloha is one of the more infamous misfires in recent Hollywood history for good reason. Cameron Crowe-whose track record prior to this was relatively spotless-lets his starry cast (Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone, McAdams, John Krasinski, Danny McBride, Alec Baldwin, Bill Murray, Bill Camp) helplessly flop around for roughly 2 hours as he fails to ever decide on a consistent tone or tell a coherent, interconnected story-which results in something so gratuitously unfocused, dull and ill-conceived that it's legitimately hard to believe that Sony actually went through with widely releasing it into theaters. 

Most Underrated: Doctor Strange in Multiverse of Madness (2022)

We're approaching the 1-year anniversary of the time where Sam Raimi shocked an unsuspecting audience by hijacking an MCU movie. The veteran horror director put his creepy, campy fingerprints all over this movie and it made Doctor Strange's (Benedict Cumberbatch) multiverse-spanning quest to stop a possessed Wanda (Elizabeth Olsen) from destroying multiple timelines in search of her "children" far more entertaining, stylish and edgy (by MCU standards) than I ever could've hoped it to be. There are some notable issues with pacing (shoutout significant reshoots) that prevent it from being amazing, but some slow spots and awkward story transitions are completely forgivable when they're part of the rare MCU film that feels like the product of a specific director.

Most Overrated: About Time (2013)

Giving directors multiple chances to win you over as a viewer is a practice that I firmly believe in. However, there eventually comes a point where you have to put your foot down and say "Nope, this person's movies just aren't for me". About Time was the movie that got me to swear off Richard Curtis' films for the rest of my life. If it wasn't for McAdams' immense, effortless charm as the female lead, it would've easily joined Curtis' Love Actually in the top-tier trash movie compactor that lives in the bowels of my stupid film-obsessed mind. The predatory creepiness of the plot (Domhnall Gleeson plays a man capable of time travel who repeatedly uses his gift to court a woman he's smitten with-played by McAdams-until she finally falls in love with him) adds an extra unappealing layer to Curtis' signature sickeningly schmaltzy, over-the-top melodramatic storytelling and makes this riff on a "feel-good" love story uniquely hard to stomach. 

Monday, April 24, 2023

2023 NFL Draft Week Content Schedule

Tuesday: Rachel McAdams Ranked

Wednesday: My picks for the Top 50 Prospects available + Top 5 Prospects at Each Position 

Thursday: Final 2-Round Mock

Friday: Top 50 Prospects Available on Day 2

Saturday: Top 50 Prospects Available on Day 3

Sunday: Updated Version of Top 50 Prospects +Top 5 Prospects at Each Position w/NFL Landing Spots

Next Monday: Full NFL Draft Recap with Winners and Losers, Grades and More 


Thursday, April 20, 2023

Programming Note

Hello all,

There will be no new pieces for the rest of this week as I focus on wrapping up my prep work for next week's NFL Draft content slate. I'll be back on Monday with the release of the full NFL Draft week schedule. Thanks for reading. 

Chris Maitland

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Quick Movie Reviews: Air, Renfield, How to Blow Up a Pipeline

Air: Welcome back to the director's chair Ben Affleck. Your sturdy craftsmanship was missed. Air is a rousing behind-the-scenes sports drama a la Moneyball that uses slick pacing, sharp dialogue that's peppered with amusing zingers and an ensemble cast of tremendous actors giving magnetic performances to make a fact-based story a whole lot more exciting than it should be. The story here is about Nike's pursuit of Michael Jordan shortly after he was drafted by the Chicago Bulls in 1984 and the groundbreaking Air Jordan deal he signed that has made him and Nike billions of dollars since it was signed. The bulk of the film follows Nike's top basketball talent scout Sonny Vaccaro (Matt Damon) as he tries to convince his bosses (Jason Bateman, Chris Tucker) and the CEO (Affleck) at Nike to put their entire basketball budget for that year into signing Jordan and eventually, Jordan's parents (Viola Davis, Julius Tennon) and agent (Chris Messina) to sign an endorsement deal with Nike over Converse and Jordan's expected choice of Addias. 

The constant stream of basketball, basketball shoe and Nike revenue stream shop talk is made palatable by how grounded every character feels. Every person's demands and concerns come from a totally reasonable place and their reactions at every step of the process feel true to where their characters are at mentally and emotionally at that moment-including the blatantly dramatized stuff like Vaccaro giving an inspiring, superhumanly eloquent speech that ultimately sways Jordan to sign with Nike at their final pitch meeting at the company's Oregon headquarters. This level of honesty and respect for the players involved makes being in their company very pleasant, which establishes an investment level in them that is very rare achieved by an upbeat biopic. 

Asking the viewer to buy that Nike was a scrappy underdog company on the grounds of their basketball shoe business being the 3rd biggest in the world is a preposterous sales pitch that actively threatens to derail this movie. Despite its valiant saboteur efforts, that crash never occurs. Air is so well-executed and entertaining on the whole that its questionable framing of "adversity" for a corporate entity that was already ascending at that time becomes more of an amusing thing to think about or discuss than a legitimate hinderance to its quality. Now let's hope that Air opens the door for another great untold story in the world of basketball shoe endorsements: How New Balance was able to sign Kawhi Leonard at a time where no other NBA star would be caught dead wearing their sneakers.  

Grade: B+

Renfield: Universal killing their planed "Dark Universe" after the catastrophic failure of 2017's The Mummy has opened the door for diverse takes on their large roster of monster IP. Dracula is the latest character to get a new spin as Chris McKay (The Lego Batman Movie, The Tomorrow War) decided to tell this classic story from the perspective of the Count's long-suffering familiar Robert Montague Renfield and make it a comedy action horror movie about Renfield's desire to end his toxic relationship with Dracula after a hundred or so years of service. For the most part, Renfield's twist on the Dracula story works. Framing the dynamic between Dracula (Nicolas Cage) and Renfield (Nicholas Hoult) as manipulative and abusive is an inspired creative touch that the film mines well for both comedy and drama, giving Renfield the abilities of superhuman strength and speed after he eats bugs leads to some wild action scenes loaded with great moments of dark humor and splattertastic kills that make impressive use of practical gore/blood and Cage's awesome take on Dracula is partly hilarious, partly horrifying and always riveting to watch . 

The plot's a bit too busy for such a short movie-there's an entire subplot involving a powerful New Orleans crime syndicate (led by Shoreh Aghdashloo as the imposing boss and Ben Schwartz in a completely against-type turn as her idiot cokehead son who claims to be an enforcer, but never pulls the trigger himself) and Awkwafina as the cop investigating them after they killed her father and that leads to some wonky pacing and abrupt tonal shifts that took me out of the film for brief stretches. At the same time, those threads also directly lead to many of the best gags and B-movie moments in the movie-which perfectly highlights the dilemma Renfield creates for itself with its attempts to be a funny, campy, sweet, creepy, gritty, hyperviolent and somewhat emotional version of a story that's been adapted dozens of times on screen alone since Bram Stoker's novel was published in 1897. Some fine-tuning of its surprisingly vast collection ingredients would've definitely helped making its balancing act more cohesive, but it's a fun movie nonetheless that's worth a watch for anybody that's looking for a different take on Dracula or just wants to watch spend 90 minutes watching a funny, gory B-movie. 

Grade: B

How to Blow Up a Pipeline: How to Blow Up a Pipeline is so close to being a great movie. The moral implications of its plot are murky and fascinating as the film dares to ask the audience if acts of terrorism against the corporations that are helping expedite climate change are justifiable on the grounds of self-defense on behalf of the human race and telling this story through the eyes of a group of young people (Ariela Barer-who also co-wrote the script with director Daniel Goldhaber and Jordan Sjol, Sasha Lane, Kristine Froseth, Forrest Goodluck, Lukas Gage, Jayme Lawson, Jake Weary, Marcus Scribner) from all over the United States that gather in the shadows to plan and execute the destruction of an oil pipeline construction in rural Texas captures the angry millennial/Gen Z voices that have been calling for radical action on this issue after generations of indifference from politicians and civilians alike. The problem is that despite its heavy, thorny connection to the real world, Goldhaber is still trying to make a fictionalized thriller here and in that area, he comes up short. Most maddening of all, it's a lone creative decision that prevents How to Blow Up a Pipeline from sharing the urgency that its characters act with. By choosing to cut to a flashback right before or after a key/dangerous moment in the present, Goldhaber detonates a string of IED's to the simmering tension that is inherently baked into the plot. While these flashbacks are key for contextualizing what lead each character to potentially risk their lives or face jail time in order to destroy some oil infrastructure, deploying them at the moments they did provides the film with unearned, unjustifiable breathers. A piece of art with a true anarchist spirit like this should be a suffocatingly relentless experience and when it consistently backs away from being that it becomes a much more comfortable watch than it should be. 

Grade: B

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Broken Lizard Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best. This week, I'm ranking the work of comedy troupe Broken Lizard-whose latest project "Quasi" releases on Hulu on Thursday. 

Unranked: Puddle Cruiser (1996)

A full 6+ years before Super Troopers properly launched their careers, the Broken Lizard crew made this DIY movie on the campus of Colgate University in Hamilton, New York-which is where members Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske went to college and started doing comedy together. Despite screening at Sundance and eventually landing a DVD release through 20th Century Fox in 2005, the movie has remained obscure and based on its current lack of streaming/rental availability, it appears it will remain that way for at least the forseeable future.

Grade: N/A

5.Beerfest (2006): 

A combination of hearing it quoted way too many times in high school and finding their subsequent projects to be funnier kind of soured me on Beerfest. With that being said, it's impossible for me to completely dislike a movie that features the late Cloris Leachman making disgusting sex jokes, Will Forte doing a cartoony German accent and an on-the-noise Willie Nelson cameo that teases a weed-themed sequel called Potfest that never came to fruition.  

Grade: B-

4.Club Dread (2004):

Following up a breakout hit in Super Troopers with a gory spoof of slasher movies was a fascinating risk that didn't quite pay off. The kills aren't overly memorable or creative, and the joke hit rate isn't all that high, but Bill Paxton's flat-out hilarious turn as a retired Jimmy Buffet-esque singer named Coconut Pete who runs a tropical resort in Costa Rica singlehandedly saves the movie from mediocrity.  

Grade: B-

3.The Slammin' Salmon (2009):

The Slammin' Salmon has a secret weapon, and its name is Michael Clarke Duncan. Clarke Duncan taps into a super goofy side that he hadn't really shown before on screen and it turns out the man is a powerhouse comic actor. His ability to roll with whatever material is thrown at him makes him a great fit for comedy's sandbox-esque environment and his timing/instincts are tremendous. Without his contributions, this movie would've been hovering around the bottom of the list. With them, The Slammin' Salmon is able to easily solidify itself as the best non-Super Troopers entry in Broken Lizard's filmography.

Grade: B

2.Super Troopers 2 (2018):

Ultimately, the 16-year wait for a 2nd installment of Super Troopers was worth it. Returning to playing these characters reinvigorated the comedic chemistry between the group, the new additions to the cast (Rob Lowe, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Tyler Labine, Will Sasso, Paul Walter Hauser) are all game to make themselves look silly to earn laughs and the relatively important plot point involving the protagonists losing their jobs with the Vermont State Troopers over an incident involving Fred Savage is a painfully funny home run that produces huge laughs every time its brought up. 

Grade: B+ 

1.Super Troopers (2002): 

Super Troopers isn't just a high bar that Broken Lizard likely won't even come anywhere close to reaching ever again, it's a comic masterstroke that will forever define the early-to-mid-2000's stoner comedy movement. The idiocy, camaraderie and chaos on display here comes from such a pure place that the movie manages to be both outrageously funny and deceptively sweet at the same time. These ragtag goofballs had waited their whole lives to prove themselves as performers on a huge stage and that hunger paired with the love they have for making stupid jokes together is what makes Super Troopers so timelessly special. 

Grade: A

Monday, April 17, 2023

2023 NFL Mock Draft (4/17)

1.Carolina Panthers: Bryce Young, quarterback (Alabama)

2.Houston Texans: C.J. Stroud, quarterback (Ohio State) 

3.Arizona Cardinals: Will Anderson, edge rusher (Alabama)

4.Indianapolis Colts: Anthony Richardson, quarterback (Florida) 

5.Seattle Seahawks: Jalen Carter, defensive tackle (Georgia) 

6.Detroit Lions: Tyree Wilson, edge rusher (Texas Tech) 

7.Las Vegas Raiders: Devon Witherspoon, cornerback (Illinois) 

8.Atlanta Falcons: Lukas Van Ness, edge rusher (Iowa)

9.Chicago Bears: Christian Gonzalez, cornerback (Oregon)

10.Philadelphia Eagles: Nolan Smith, edge rusher (Georgia) 

11.Tennessee Titans: Will Levis, quarterback (Kentucky) 

12.Houston Texans: Jaxon Smith-Ngjiba, wide receiver (Ohio State) 

13.New York Jets: Peter Skoronski, tackle/guard (Northwestern)

14.New England Patriots: Paris Johnson Jr., tackle (Ohio State) 

15.Green Bay Packers: Dalton Kincaid, tight end (Utah) 

16.Washington Commanders: Joey Porter Jr., cornerback (Penn State)

17.Pittsburgh Steelers: Broderick Jones, tackle (Georgia)

18.Detroit Lions: Calijah Kancey, defensive tackle (Pittsburgh)

19.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Bijan Robinson, running back (Texas)

20.Seattle Seahawks: Myles Murphy, edge rusher (Clemson)

21.Los Angeles Chargers: Darnell Wright, tackle (Tennessee) 

22.Baltimore Ravens: Bryan Breesee, defensive tackle (Clemson)

23.Minnesota Vikings: Deon Banks, cornerback (Maryland)

24.Jacksonville Jaguars: Emmanuel Forbes, cornerback (Mississippi State)  

25.New York Giants: Quentin Johnston, wide receiver (TCU)

26.Dallas Cowboys: Michael Mayer, tight end (Notre Dame)

27.Buffalo Bills: Anton Harrison, tackle (Oklahoma) 

28.Cincinnati Bengals: Jahmyr Gibbs, running back (Alabama)

29.New Orleans Saints: Will McDonald IV, edge rusher (Iowa State)

30.Philadelphia Eagles: Brian Branch, safety/cornerback (Alabama)

31.Kansas City Chiefs: Zay Flowers, wide receiver (Boston College) 

Thursday, April 13, 2023

Nicholas Hoult Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Nicholas Hoult-whose latest project "Renfield" releases in theaters tonight.

Nicholas Hoult's Filmography Ranked:

13.About a Boy (D)

12.Warm Bodies (D)

11.Collide (D+)

10.Mad Max: Fury Road (C)

9.The Weather Man (B-)

8.Clash of the Titans (B)

7.Those Who Wish Me Dead (B)

6.Dark Phoenix (B+)

5.X-Men: Apocalypse (B+)

4.The Favourite (B+)

3.The Menu (B+)

2.X-Men: First Class (A)

1.X-Men: Days of Future Past (A)

Top Dog: X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

What X-Men: Days of Future Past was able to pull off was extraordinary. Not only was it able to tell a time-hopping narrative that never becomes muddled or overwhelming, it bridges the gap between the two eras of X-Men films in a way that always thoughtfully services the story at hand without ever veering off into blind nostalgia worship.

Bottom Feeder: About a Boy (2002)

About a Boy is a somewhat unsung yet still completely insufferable entry in Hugh Grant's extensive catalog of late 90's/early 2000s British romcom torture porn. The efforts to sell Grant's Will Freeman as a sweet, misunderstood man instead of an obnoxious, arrogant pathological liar are futile, the child/surrogate father relationship that develops between Will and Marcus (Hoult) never feels remotely real and its portrayal of suicide and depression is reprehensible even by the standards of the era in which it was released. 

Most Underrated: X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

Here is the moment where I out myself as a massive apologist for the latter half of the new X-Men saga. X-Men: Apocalypse may be a pretty sizable step down from the prior two films and feature some uneven writing and a preposterous-sounding overdub that weakens Oscar Issac's performance as the titular Apocalypse, but the ensemble both old (James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Hoult) and new (Tye Sheridan, Kodi Smith-McPhee, Sophie Turner) are a treat to watch and the frequent, massive action sequences are excellent.  

Most Overrated: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Viewing Mad Max: Fury Road as overrated is a lonely island to put yourself on in the world of movie takes, but God damn it, I'm going to reside there for the rest of my days. No number of big trucks driving across the desert, people playing instruments that shoot fire on the front of a big truck or occasional explosion of a big truck can cover up the dullness of Fury Road's action and plot. None of the action setpieces are particularly memorable, creative or overly well-staged, Immortan Joe is an abysmal villain that provides more moments of unintentional comedy than menace courtesy of Hugh Keays-Byrne's needlessly cartoony performance and its commentary on patriarchal societies/dictators is not nearly as feminist as George Miller seems to think it is.   

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Quick Movie Reviews: Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Rye Lane, Murder Mystery 2

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: With 2018's Game Night, John Frances Daly and Jonathan Goldstien showed that their directorial gifts extended beyond comedy as they made an extremely funny movie that had the look and feel of a noir mystery thriller. After the commercial and critical success of Game Night, they earned their first crack at making a blockbuster in Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. Unsurprisingly, they aced their move to a bigger canvas. 

From what I've heard from some friends and people online that play, a big part of the appeal of playing Dungeons and Dragons is the looseness and freedom the rules allow for. Honor Among Thieves brings that feeling into its narrative as its heroes (Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, Justice Smith, Sophia Lillis, Rege Jean-Page) embark on a quest where everything from the objective to the players involved are constantly shifting. Having a film that celebrate playfulness and spontaneity at the narrative level builds an environment where fun is able to exist in a refreshingly pure state. The action sequences are lively and excellently choreographed/edited, the VFX teams did a great job of using both CGI and practical effects to bring this world's large collection of unique creatures to life and every actor in the ensemble (Hugh Grant, Daisy Head and Chloe Coleman round out the main cast) brings the charisma and plays off their co-stars brilliantly. It was so great to watch an IP-driven blockbuster be so funny, entertaining, and full of reverence for the source material without alienating the people that aren't familiar with it. I'd be thrilled to spend more time with these characters if Frances Daly and Goldstein were behind the wheel again.

Grade: B+

Rye Lane: Of the surprisingly high number of romantic comedies that have released in 2023 so far, Rye Lane is the clear best of the bunch. The chemistry between David Jonsson and Vivian Oparah is abundant, the script features a great mix of heart, charm and humor and the cinematography is shockingly creative and striking for the genre. There's even an unexpected cameo from a member of British romcom royalty that adds some extra oomph to one of the best jokes in the movie. This is a lovely little movie that deserves to find a big audience, so hopefully people will seek it out on Hulu in the US.

Grade: B

Murder Mystery 2: Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston's second Netflix-funded vacation miraculously finds a way to be more of a half-assed goof-off of a movie than its predecessor. Despite packing a whole lot of plot into 90 minutes, Murder Mystery 2 feels completely directionless. Nobody on either side of the camera seems particularly interested in investing much into selling the jokes or any of the beats of the twist-a-minute story that eventually reaches a conclusion that only comes as a shock if you weren't paying attention to the initial kidnapping scene and the action sequences are treated like a chore that they were going ahead with because the studio mandated it. 

Like the previous installment, any watchability Murder Mystery 2 has stems from Sandler and Aniston's easygoing chemistry and even that isn't as strong as it's been in their previous collaborations. When Sandler and Aniston decided they want to go on another lavish trip to Europe or some tropical island in a few years, they should at least shoot to make something that's a bit better than this relentlessly middling exercise.   

Grade: C

Monday, April 10, 2023

2023 NFL Mock Draft (4/10)

1.Carolina Panthers: C.J. Stroud, quarterback (Ohio State)

2.Houston Texans: Bryce Young, quarterback (Alabama)

3.Arizona Cardinals: Will Anderson, edge rusher (Alabama)

4.Indianapolis Colts: Anthony Richardson, quarterback (Florida) 

5.Seattle Seahawks: Jalen Carter, defensive tackle (Georgia)

6.Detroit Lions: Lukas Van Ness, edge rusher (Iowa)

7.Las Vegas Raiders: Christian Gonzalez, cornerback (Oregon) 

8.Atlanta Falcons: Tyree Wilson, edge rusher (Texas Tech) 

9.Chicago Bears: Devon Witherspoon, cornerback (Illinois) 

10.Philadelphia Eagles: Brian Branch, safety/cornerback (Alabama) 

11.Tennessee Titans: Will Levis, quarterback (Kentucky) 

12.Houston Texans: Peter Skoronski, guard/tackle (Northwestern) 

13.New York Jets: Paris Johnson Jr., tackle (Ohio State) 

14.New England Patriots: Darnell Wright, tackle (Tennessee) 

15.Green Bay Packers: Dalton Kincaid, tight end (Utah) 

16.Washington Commanders: Joey Porter Jr., cornerback (Penn State) 

17.Pittsburgh Steelers: Broderick Jones, tackle (Georgia) 

18.Detroit Lions: Calijah Kancey, defensive tackle (Pittsburgh) 

19.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Bijan Robinson, running back (Texas) 

20.Seattle Seahawks: Nolan Smith, edge rusher (Georgia) 

21.Los Angeles Chargers: Bryan Breesee, defensive tackle (Clemson) 

22.Baltimore Ravens: Jaxon Smith-Ngjiba, wide receiver (Ohio State) 

23.Minnesota Vikings: Deonte Banks, cornerback (Maryland) 

24.Jacksonville Jaguars: Anton Harrison, tackle (Oklahoma)

25.New York Giants: Quentin Johnston, wide receiver (TCU)

26.Dallas Cowboys: Jahymr Gibbs, running back (Alabama) 

27.Buffalo Bills: Myles Murphy, edge rusher (Clemson) 

28.Cincinnati Bengals: Michael Mayer, tight end (Notre Dame) 

29.New Orleans Saints: Will McDonald IV, edge rusher (Iowa State) 

30.Philadelphia Eagles: Jack Campbell, inside linebacker (Iowa) 

31.Kansas City Chiefs: Dawand Jones, tackle (Ohio State) 

Friday, April 7, 2023

Jennifer Aniston Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Jennifer Aniston-whose latest project "Murder Mystery 2" is now streaming on Netflix.

Jennifer Aniston's Filmography Ranked:

21.The Bounty Hunter (D)

20.The Break-Up (C-)

19.Rock Star (C-)

18.Storks (C)

17.Murder Mystery 2 (C)

16.The Switch (C)

15.The Good Girl (C)

14.She's Funny That Way (C)

13.Murder Mystery (C+)

12.Life of Crime (B-)

11.Cake (B-)

10.Office Christmas Party (B)

9.Wanderlust (B)

8.Horrible Bosses 2 (B)

7.Just Go with It (B)

6.Bruce Almighty (B)

5.Along Came Polly (B+)

4.The Iron Giant (B+)

3.Horrible Bosses (A-)

2.We're the Millers (A-)

1.Office Space (A-)

Top Dog: Office Space (1999)

Mike Judge's satirical takedown of the mundane, soul-crushing hell that is being a low-level cog in the corporate machine has aged exquisitely. Its portrayal of the mind-numbingly repetitive daily grind of the 9-5 workday in an office as well as how little the higher-ups value the lives of the people that ensure their pockets remain fat is perfect, and its use of running jokes should be used as a template for any comedy writer that is seeking to learn how to create a punchline that remains just as funny on the fifth go-round as it was on the first.

Bottom Feeder: The Bounty Hunter (2010)

With the 2008 film Fool's God, Andy Tennant unsuccessfully combined the romantic comedy and adventure genres. 2 years later, he added another horrible genre fusion to his resume with the romcom/action/crime movie hybrid The Bounty Hunter. While the story, action sequences and jokes are all lame, its Aniston and Gearard Butler's failure to convince as both vengeful exes and reawakened lovers that really makes this movie flop.    

Most Underrated: Along Came Polly (2004)

Has time been kind to Along Came Polly? Honestly, I have no clue. It's been about 15 years since I've seen it and it's not exactly high on my list of rewatch priorities. However, my memories of this film are very fond. It's goofy, gross-out sense of humor made it stand out in the sea of romantic comedies that were released during this era, Aniston is in top form as the charming free-spirit Polly and Philip Seymour Hoffman showed off a previously unknown side of his acting by delivering big laughs as a dopey, obnoxious former child star trying to mount an acting comeback as an adult. 

Most Overrated: The Good Girl (2002)

The Good Girl is one of those nondescript early 2000's indie dramas where people in a small rural town do shitty things to each other on account of being bored with their lives until the protagonist receives an unearned happy ending. If it wasn't for Aniston showing off her dramatic acting chops for the first time and Jake Gyllenhaal following up Donnie Darko with another early career standout performance, this movie would've been a complete waste of time. 

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

2023 NFL Free Agency Recap: Winners and Losers, Best and Worst Deals and Best Players Still Available

Biggest Winners: Detroit Lions

Brad Holmes' roster building over the past 2 seasons has been crucial in helping the Lions get out of the basement far faster than anyone could've possibly imagined. With the team coming damn close to reaching the playoff last year, Holmes' job this offseason was to aggressively plug the remaining holes on the roster with guys that can step in and contribute right away, and I believe he did just that with every single move he made in free agency. Swamping out goal line threat Jammal Williams with the more complete yet still powerful David Montgomery makes their backfield more versatile, contested catch specialist Marvin Jones Jr. is a great addition to their receiver room that gives them the reliable redzone threat they lacked once T.J. Hockenson got traded away last October and their trio of new secondary members (Cameron Sutton, Chauncey Gardner-Johnson, Emmanuel Mosley) should provide a substantial boost to a pass defense that routinely hurt them with their undisciplined play a year ago.

Honorable Mentions: Dallas Cowboys, Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns

Biggest Losers: Baltimore Ravens

Plenty of teams have had bad offseasons. The Panthers traded away top receiver DJ Moore as part of the massive deal that allowed them up from #9 to #1 to draft a new QB, the Patriots have more or less decided that bringing in a real offensive coordinator is the only move they needed to make to keep up in an increasingly loaded AFC East and the Jaguars have added no players of consequence to bolster a young corps that is riding high after a 2022 campaign in which they greatly overachieved. But only one team was dumb enough to alienate the star quarterback they've built their entire team around to the point where he requested a trade from the organization. 

The Ravens refusing to give Lamar Jackson the fully guaranteed contract he's seeking coupled with a market of precisely zero teams emerging since they put the non-exclusive franchise tag on him last month makes this a crystal-clear case of league-wide collusion as a response to the similar deal that the Browns gave Deshaun Watson last March. And even if Jackson is forced to go back to Baltimore this year (which is very much in play-especially if the Aaron Rodgers to the Jets deal gets done and teams like the Colts and Titans draft QB's), it's hard to believe that he'll stay past 2023.

Does his style of play that leaves him suspectable to taking huge hits paired with his small-ish frame ensure that he's going to physically break down quicker than the average modern QB? Most likely, yes.  Are the injuries he's sustained over the past couple years concerning? Absolutely. Is he worthy of a fully guaranteed, 3-5-year contract? No doubt. 

Jackson is one of the most dynamic weapons the league has ever seen. Nobody has still quite figured how to defend him after 5 years in the league and as long he still has unreal athleticism, that's not going to change. If he was given a chance to run Todd Monken's offense-which is guaranteed to be significantly more pass-friendly than Greg Roman's run-dominant scheme and given another top pass-catcher to pair with Mark Andrews, he could very well be in line to win his 2nd MVP and take the Ravens back to the Super Bowl for the first time since 2012. Not having faith in a talent this special is football malpractice and the entire Ravens organization should be ashamed of themselves for not doing whatever it takes to keep him in Baltimore.

On top of the Jackson situation, Eric DeCosta has done nothing to patch up their wretched receiving corps outside of signing Nelson Agholor-who just rattled off 2 nondescript seasons with the Patriots and hasn't really done much of anything outside of that fairy tale 2020 campaign with the Raiders, seems content to let longtime starting corner Marcus Peters walk and inexplicably released Calias Campbell after arguably his best season as a Raven. I'd honestly go as far to say that refusing to overpay guard Ben Powers is the only thing they've done right this offseason. It's going to take one hell of a draft to even partially atone for all the mistakes they've made in the opening month of the new league year.   

Dishonorable Mentions: Carolina Panthers, New England Patriots, Jacksonville Jaguars

Best Individual Signing: Orlando Brown Jr. to the Bengals (4 years/$64 mil/$31.1 mil guaranteed) 

The league's collective refusal to believe in Brown Jr.'s ability to play left tackle long-term led to the Bengals swooping in seemingly out of nowhere and signing him for a very reasonable price. Not only was it an excellent value play, Brown Jr. represents a huge upgrade over Jonah Williams both in terms of play and durability (Williams missed all of his rookie year in 2019 with a torn labrum, another 6 regular season games from 2020-22 and the final 2 playoff games this season after suffering a dislocated kneecap in the Wild Card Win over the Ravens). Kudos to Mike Brown for continuing to buck his decades-long history of cheeping out to invest heavily in a team that has a chance to be special for a long, long time. 

Honorable Mentions: Chauncey Gardner-Johnson to the Lions (1 year/$6.5 mil fully guaranteed), T.J. Edwards to the Bears (3 years/$19.5 mil/$7.9 mil guaranteed), Jamel Dean to the Buccaneers (4 years/$52 mil/$21.5 mil guaranteed)

Worst Individual Signing: Jawaan Taylor to the Chiefs (4 years/$80 mil/$60 mil guaranteed) 

Opting to sign Taylor for more money instead of bringing back Orlando Brown Jr. is the rare move from Chiefs GM Brett Veach that I just can't wrap my head around. Aside from being slightly younger, Taylor has no advantages over Brown. The former Jaguar hasn't played left tackle full time since high school, has never even flirted with being a top 20 tackle in the league since he was drafted in 2019 and while this won't be as big of a deal in Kansas City with their pass-happy offense, he's an abysmal run-blocker that is among the worst of any full-time starting offensive lineman in the league right now .Just an alarming and dumbfounding overpay from one of the shrewdest teams in the league right now. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Tremaine Edmunds to the Bears (4 years/$72 mil/$50 mil guaranteed), Dre'Mont Jones to the Seahawks (3 years/$51.3 mil/$23 mil guaranteed), Ben Powers to the Broncos (4 years/$51.5 mil/$28.5 mil guaranteed)

Best Player Still Available: Odell Beckham Jr., wide receiver 

The question marks surrounding OBJ at the moment are all valid. He sat out the entire 2022 season to rehab the ACL he tore during Super Bowl 56 and he'll be 31 in November. However, his level of play with the Rams prior to sustaining the ACL tear was incredible and any contending team with a question mark at receiver should be jumping to sign Beckham to a 1-year prove it deal. 

Honorable Mentions: Leonard Floyd, edge rusher, Marcus Peters, cornerback, Ryan Neal, safety 

Monday, April 3, 2023

2023 NFL Mock Draft (4/3)

1.Carolina Panthers: C.J. Stroud, quarterback (Ohio State)

2.Houston Texans: Bryce Young, quarterback (Alabama)

3.Arizona Cardinals: Will Anderson, edge rusher (Alabama) 

4.Indianapolis Colts: Anthony Richardson, quarterback (Florida)

5.Seattle Seahawks: Jalen Carter, defensive tackle (Georgia) 

6.Detroit Lions: Tyree Wilson, edge rusher (Texas Tech) 

7.Las Vegas Raiders: Devon Witherspoon, cornerback (Illinois) 

8.Atlanta Falcons: Lukas Van Ness, edge rusher (Iowa) 

9.Chicago Bears: Christian Gonzalez, cornerback (Oregon) 

10.Philadelphia Eagles: Brian Branch, safety/cornerback (Alabama) 

11.Tennessee Titans: Will Levis, quarterback (Kentucky) 

12.Houston Texans: Nolan Smith, edge rusher (Georgia)  

13.New York Jets: Peter Skoronski, tackle/guard (Northwestern) 

14.New England Patriots: Paris Johnson Jr., tackle (Ohio State) 

15.Green Bay Packers: Dalton Kincaid, tight end (Utah) 

16.Washington Commanders: Joey Porter Jr., cornerback (Penn State) 

17.Pittsburgh Steelers: Darnell Wright, tackle (Tennessee)

18.Detroit Lions: Calijah Kancey, defensive tackle (Pittsburgh)

19.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Broderick Jones, tackle (Georgia) 

20.Seattle Seahawks: O'Cyrus Torrence, guard (Florida) 

21.Los Angeles Chargers: Bijan Robinson, running back (Texas) 

22.Baltimore Ravens: Bryan Breesee, defensive tackle (Clemson)

23.Minnesota Vikings: Jaxon Smith-Njgiba, wide receiver (Ohio State) 

24.Jacksonville Jaguars: Deon Banks, cornerback (Maryland) 

25.New York Giants: Quentin Johnston, wide receiver (TCU) 

26.Dallas Cowboys: Jahmyr Gibbs, running back (Alabama) 

27.Buffalo Bills: Myles Murphy, edge rusher (Clemson)

28.Cincinnati Bengals: Michael Mayer, tight end (Notre Dame) 

29.New Orleans Saints: Will McDonald IV, edge rusher (Iowa State) 

30.Philadelphia Eagles: Felix Anudike-Uzomah, edge rusher (Kansas State) 

31.Kansas City Chiefs: Anton Harrison, tackle (Oklahoma)