Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Week 3 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2020 Edition

Quarterback

MVP: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

The big showdown between the NFL's previous 2 MVP's ended being a dud because only 1 of them really showed up. Mahomes was simply incredible as he led the Chiefs to a commanding victory over a Ravens team that had the top ranked defense in football coming into this week-throwing for 385 YDS and 4 TD's while adding 26 YDS and another TD with his legs. Mahomes has a home matchup with the Patriots in Week 4. 

Honorable Mentions: Russell Wilson (Seahawks), Josh Allen (Bills), Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

LVP: Gardner Minshew (Jaguars)

The sneakily consistent fantasy asset Minshew dropped the ball big time in a prime matchup against a soft Dolphins defense, throwing for 275 YDS, committing 2 brutal turnovers (an INT and a lost fumble) and failing to reach the endzone. Minshew will be on the QB1 bubble when he takes on a Bengals defense that has surprisingly allowed the 3rd least fantasy points to QB's to start the year.

Dishonorable Mentions: Lamar Jackson (Ravens), Matt Ryan (Falcons), Cam Newton (Patriots)

Running Back

MVP: Alvin Kamara (Saints)

The Saints may have finished on the wrong side of a shootout with the Packers on Sunday night, but Kamara was quite possibly the best player on the field. The entire offense ran through the 4th year running back and the Packers simply had no answer for him as he sliced them up for 197 scrimmage YDS (58 rushing, 139 receiving) and 2 TD grabs on only 19 touches. Any doubt that Kamara is back to 100% health after his injury-riddled 2019 campaign has already been squashed with his ridiculous start to 2020 and given his pass-catching ceiling/redzone prowess, he seems to be on a path to be the fantasy MVP if he can stay healthy.

Honorable Mentions: Derrick Henry (Titans), James Robinson (Jaguars), Dalvin Cook (Vikings)

LVP: Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers) 

Fantasy owners who plugged Fournette into their lineups after his excellent Week 2 performance got burned in a big way with his Week 3 no-show against the Broncos. Not only did he fall behind Ronald Jones in the RB pecking order again, he did next to nothing with the 9 touches (7 CAR/15 YDS, 2 REC/7 YDS) he received in this easy blowout win. Usage seems like it's going to be a huge issue for Fournette in an offense that has been feeding different people every week and he won't be a recommended play in non-desperations situations unless that philosophy changes.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Melvin Gordon (Broncos), Mark Ingram (Ravens), David Montgomery (Bears)

Wide Receiver

MVP: Tyler Lockett (Seahawks)

Russell Wilson was lights out once again in Week 3 against the Cowboys and Lockett ended up being the top beneficiary of his strong play-hauling in 9 catches for 100 YDS and 3 TD's. Lockett is the most reliable target in a passing offense that is looking flat-out unstoppable at the moment and he could end up creeping onto the WR1 radar sooner than later if this offense continues to dominate through the air.

Honorable Mentions: Allen Robinson (Bears), Michael Gallup (Cowboys), Allen Lazard (Packers)

LVP: Marquise Brown (Ravens)

A career-worst passing performance from Lamar Jackson (97 YDS) and an ugly drop in the 1st quarter helped contribute to Brown's very poor outing (2 REC/13 YDS) against the Chiefs last night. Brown has been very quiet since his 101 YD outing in Week 1 and he'll be a risky start in Week 4 against a Washington secondary that hasn't allowed a WR to pick up more than 68 YDS against them through 3 weeks.

Dishonorable Mentions: Julian Edelman (Patriots), Darius Slayton (Giants), Brandin Cooks (Texans)

Tight End

MVP: Travis Kelce (Chiefs) 

It only took 3 weeks for the fantasy tight end leaderboard to get silly as Jimmy Graham, Tyler Kroft and Robert Tonyan topped the scoring at the position this week. As a result of that madness, Kelce's solid, TD-free line (6 REC, 87 YDS) against the Ravens was enough to power him to the top of the list of guys that actually appeared in more than a few Week 3 lineups. Kelce could be in line for some tough sledding in Week 4 when a Patriots defense that has completely shut down Mike Gesicki, Greg Olsen and Darren Waller over the past 3 weeks comes to Arrowhead.

Honorable Mentions: Mike Gesicki (Dolphins), Zach Ertz (Eagles), Jonnu Smith (Titans)

LVP: Darren Waller (Raiders)

Bill Belichick clearly watched Waller's Week 2 tape and decided that he wasn't going to allow his team to get beat like that. Waller was completely taken out of the game, managing only 2 garbage time catches on just 4 targets (for reference purposes, he was targeted 24 times in the prior 2 games) for 9 YDS on an afternoon where the Raiders passing attack struggled to produce outside of a couple drives in the 1st half. It would be a big surprise if he didn't make more of an impact against the Bills in Week 4.

Dishonorable Mentions: Mark Andrews (Ravens), Evan Engram (Giants), Austin Hooper (Browns)

Defense/Special Teams

MVP: Colts 

There's perhaps no greater gift in football right now than getting the opportunity to play the Jets and boy oh boy did the Colts D take glee in their good fortunate this week. Indy straight up crushed the spirit of Sam Darnold and co. for 4 quarters, picking up 3 INT's, 2 sacks, a safety and 2 TD's in a runaway 36-7 victory on Sunday. This surging group gets the Nick Foles-led Bears in Week 4.
Honorable Mentions: Buccaneers, Patriots, Browns

LVP: Saints 

Aaron Rodgers, Allen Lazard, Aaron Jones and the rest of the undermanned Packers offense stormed into the Superdome and laid waste to a Saints defense that picked up just 1 sack and 0 takeaways in a 37-30 loss. Dennis Allen's group has been pretty horrible through 3 weeks and it may be worth starting to look elsewhere if you're in an 8-10 team league.

Dishonorable Mentions: Chargers, Cardinals, Bears

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week 4

()=previous ranking

1.(1) Kansas City Chiefs (3-0) Week 4 opponent: New England Patriots

2.(3) Seattle Seahawks (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Miami Dolphins

3.(4) Green Bay Packers (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

4.(6) Pittsburgh Steelers (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

5.(5) Buffalo Bills (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

6.(2) Baltimore Ravens (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Washington Football Team

7.(7) Tennessee Titans (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

8.(9) New England Patriots (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs 

9.(13) San Francisco 49ers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

10.(14) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

11.(10) Los Angeles Rams (2-1) Week 4 opponent: New York Giants

12.(16) Chicago Bears (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

13.(12) Arizona Cardinals (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Carolina Panthers

14.(8) Las Vegas Raiders (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Buffalo Bills

15.(18) Indianapolis Colts (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Chicago Bears

16.(11) New Orleans Saints (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Detroit Lions

17.(15) Dallas Cowboys (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Cleveland Browns

18.(20) Cleveland Browns (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

19.(19) Los Angeles Chargers (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

20.(17) Jacksonville Jaguars (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

21.(29) Miami Dolphins (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

22.(26) Carolina Panthers (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

23.(21) Washington Football Team (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

24.(24 ) Houston Texans (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

25.(31) Detroit Lions (1-2) Week 4 opponent: New Orleans Saints

26.(23) Philadelphia Eagles (0-2-1) Week 4 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

27.(25) Atlanta Falcons (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Green Bay Packers 

28.(28) Minnesota Vikings (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Houston Texans

29.(30) Cincinnati Bengals (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

30.(22) Denver Broncos (0-3) Week 4 opponent: New York Jets

31.(27) New York Giants (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

32.(32) New York Jets (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Denver Broncos

Monday, September 28, 2020

Quick Movie Reviews: The Babysitter: Killer Queen, The Devil All the Time, Unpregnant

 The Babysitter: Killer Queen: The Babysitter was a trashy fun horror comedy that ended up being one of the titles responsible for kickstarting Netflix's commitment to producing old school B-movies. Killer Queen-the sequel that probably no one involved with the production ever expected to happen- keeps the schlocky good times rolling. The second unfortunate series of events that leads to a bumbling teenager (Judah Lewis) facing off against a murderous Satanic cult (Robbie Amell, Andrew Bachelor, Hana Mae Lee, Bella Throne) features punchlines that often end in spectacularly gory deaths, plot twists that are varying degrees of stupid and a couple of sweet moments that add a very small emotional core to an otherwise proudly vulgar product. Comic splatter titles like this are pretty much unicorns in the current film landscape and if director McG and this game cast-which also includes Emily Alyn Lind, Ken Marino, Leslie Bibb and series newcomer Jenna Ortega-are able to keep that jokingly nasty spirt in tact, this could turn into a nice little lowish budget franchise a la Saw or Paranormal Activity.   

Grade: B

The Devil All the Time: As uneven as it is, The Devil All the Time can't be accused of not striving for excellence. Antonio Campos tries his damnedest to paint a dense portrait of despair, corruption and how religion can be weaponized to commit or justify evil acts in two small, poverty-stricken towns on both sides of the Ohio/West Virginia border over the course of 15 years (1950-1965), but the substance that the film is seeking to convey just never quite materializes as it uses its non-linear storytelling approach to zip through character and plotline introductions in an effort to race towards the finish line when all of its moving parts finally converge.

On the other hand, the execution of everything else is pretty much stellar across the board. Campos creates an Southern Gothic-inspired atmosphere that really showcases the ever present grimness of the world these characters occupy, the acting ensemble anchored by a gruff yet subtly heartbreaking Tom Holland as a young man whose entire entire existence has been defined by unfathomable loss and a sickeningly sinister Robert Pattinson as a preacher whose not as righteous as he appears to be shows up in a big way and the few scenes where things stray into pure thriller territory are remarkably intense. While the strength of what it gets right makes it easy to get frustrated about the missteps that prevent it from reaching the greatness that's so clearly in sight throughout the film, it's still an admirable, ambitious attempt to tell a complex story that has more positives than negatives.   

Grade: B

Unpregnant: As the United States is very likely heading down a path where the future of legal abortion access is in danger with the impending appointment of pro-life justice Amy Kony Barrett to the Supreme Court, the timing of Unpregnant's release ended up being downright chilling. Although it's largely a breezy, sometimes overtly comedic movie about two former friends (Haley Lu Richardson, Barbie Ferreira-who pass the buddy movie chemistry/likeability test with flying colors) reconnecting as they embark on a road trip from Missouri to New Mexico that just happens to feature a place where Richardson's character can receive the abortion she wants as a final destination, it does an excellent job of highlighting the infuriating and downright sickening obstacles women have to go through to get this  procedure done. 

The entire reason the plot of the film is put into motion is because Missouri doesn't allow women who are under 18 to receive abortions with parental consent, which inspires the 17-year old protagonist that hails from a religious family who wouldn't sign off on getting it done to embark on a 20+ hour drive to a place where she could. While Unpregnant isn't directly based off a true story, things like this happen all over the United States with alarming frequency and are likely only going to get worse if red states get the green light to further restrict abortion access with the prospective overturning of Roe v. Wade in a right-leaning Supreme Court. Unpregnant may drop the ball with some tacky, contrived melodramatic scenes that are unrelated to the abortion plot and its occasionally overly absurd road movie hijinks that take away from its otherwise grounded nature, but the importance of seeing a film tackle this topic in a lighthearted, easily relatable way and reinforce why this country needs to make abortion more readily accessible at a moment in time where a woman's right to choose is in peril can not be understated.         

Grade: B  

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

2019 in Movies: Revisited

It became clear about halfway through the year that 2019 was going to be a very special one for movies. The heavy volume of high quality projects spread across genres and the entire release calendar felt like that special kind of gift that continues to be rewarding long after you received it. As the 'Rona continues to ravage 2020's slate and I've gone onto discover additional gems such as Doctor Sleep, One Cut of the Dead and Richard Jewell in recent months, 2019's cinematic excellence has only become more stunning. Titles that are of the caliber of Marriage Story, Jojo Rabbit and John Wick-Chapter: 3 don't tend to come around very often and the fact that they all managed to come out during the same time period is pretty unbelievable. Best of all, there's still heavily acclaimed titles including Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Klaus and Dark Waters that I've yet to watch that could only further add to 2019's ridiculous resume. Here's my revised ranking of 2019 movies featuring 21 new titles, some big positive/negative movers and a realization that 1917 doesn't hold up particularly well at all.  

137.(116) Joker (D-)

136.(115) Arctic (D)

135.(114) Captive State (D)

134.(new) The Fanatic (D)

133.(113) Velvet Buzzsaw (D+)

132.(112) Miss Bala (D+)

131.(111) Gloria Bell (D+)

130.(110) The Kitchen (D+)

129.(109) The Lion King (D+)

128.(108) Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (D+)

127.(107) Glass (C-)

126.(106) Brightburn (C-)

125.(105) It: Chapter Two (C-)

124.(104) Motherless Brooklyn (C)

123.(103) The Last Black Man in San Francisco (C)

122.(new) 21 Bridges (C)

121.(102) Pokemon Detective Pikachu (C)

120.(101) Teen Spirit (C+)

119.(100) The Kid Who Would Be King (C+)

118.(99) Hellboy (C+)

117.(98) JT Leroy (C+)

116.(97) The Best of Enemies (C+)

115.(96) Triple Threat (C+)

114.(95) Unicorn Store (C+)

113.(94) Murder Mystery (C+)

112.(new) Black Christmas (C+)

111.(93) Five Feet Apart (C+)

110.(new) The Intruder (C+)

109.(92) Alita: Battle Angel (C+)

108.(91) Shazam! (C+)

107.(90) Someone Great (C+)

106.(new) Little (C+)

105.(89) Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (B-)

104.(87) Wild Rose (B-)

103.(88) Serenity (B-)

102.(new) Last Christmas (B-)

101.(86) Angel Has Fallen (B-)

100.(new) The Mustang (B-)

99.(85) Late Night (B-)

98.(84) The Hustle (B-)

97.(83) The Dead Don't Die (B-)

96.(82) Godzilla: King of the Monsters (B-)

95.(new) Wine Country (B-)

94.(81) Pet Sematary (B-)

93.(80) The Peanut Butter Falcon (B-)

92.(79) Men in Black: International (B-)

91.(78) How High 2 (B-)

90.(new) Where'd You Go Bernadette (B-)

89.(new) The Addams Family (B-)

88.(77) Waves (B-)

87.(76) Aladdin (B-)

86.(75) Anna (B-)

85.(74) Queen & Slim (B-)

84.(73) Fighting with My Family (B)

83.(72) Point Blank (B)

82.(71) Paddleton (B)

81.(70) Charlie's Angels (B)

80.(new) Avengement (B)

79.(69) The Farewell (B)

78.(68) A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (B)

77.(58) 1917 (B)

76.(new) Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (B)

75.(new) Dora and the Lost City of Gold (B)

74.(66) Climax (B)

73.(65) Cats (B)

72.(64) Isn't It Romantic (B)

71.(new) Spies in Disguise (B)

70.(new) Pain and Glory (B)

69.(63) Stuber (B)

68.(62) Gemini Man (B)

67.(61) Ad Astra (B)

66.(60) Spider-Man: Far from Home (B)

65.(new) Black and Blue (B)

64.(59) Escape Room (B)

63.(67) Ready or Not (B)

62.(57) Crawl (B)

61.(56) Shaft (B)

60.(new) Little Monsters (B)

59.(55) The Dirt (B)

58.(54) 6 Underground (B)

57.(53) The Art of Self-Defense (B)

56.(52) The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (B)

55.(51) Travis Scott: Look Mom I Can Fly (B)

54.(50) The Upside (B)

53.(49) Polar (B)

52.(48) Happy Death Day 2U (B)

51.(47) Hail Satan? (B)

50.(46) The Perfection (B)

49.(45) Rambo: Last Blood (B)

48.(44) Brian Banks (B)

47.(new) Midsommar (B)

46.(43) Ma (B)

45.(42) Hustlers (B)

44.(41) Little Women (B)

43.(40) Always Be My Maybe (B)

42.(39) Family (B)

41.(38) Jexi (B+)

40.(37) Captain Marvel (B+)

39.(36) Dark Phoenix (B+)

38.(35) Between Two Ferns: The Movie (B+)

37.(34) The Irishman (B+)

36.(33) Little Woods (B+)

35.(32) The Lighthouse (B+)

34.(31) Bombshell (B+)

33.(30) Terminator: Dark Fate (B+)

32.(28) Us (B+)

31.(29) Brittany Runs a Marathon (B+)

30.(27) Cold Pursuit (B+)

29.(new) Richard Jewell (B+)

28.(26) Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (B+)

27.(new) One Cut of the Dead (B+)

26.(23) Luce (B+)

25.(25) Child's Play (B+)

24.(24) Ford v. Ferrari (B+)

23.(new) Doctor Sleep (B+)

22.(22) Rocketman (B+)

21.(21) Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened (B+)

20.(20) Triple Frontier (B+)

19.(19) Knives Out (B+)

18.(18) Toy Story 4 (A-)

17.(17) Good Boys (A-)

16.(16) Avengers: Endgame (A-)

15.(15) Hobbs & Shaw (A-)

14.(14) Jumanji: The Next Level (A-)

13.(13) Parasite (A-)

12.(12) Honey Boy (A-)

11.(11) Booksmart (A-)

10.(10) The Beach Bum (A-)

9.(9) Zombieland: Double Tap  (A)

8.(8) Just Mercy (A)

7.(7) Dolemite is My Name (A)

6.(6) Long Shot (A)

5.(5) Uncut Gems (A)

4.(4) Jojo Rabbit (A)

3.(3) Once Upon a Time in.. Hollywood (A)

2.(2) Marriage Story (A)

1.(1) John Wick: Chapter 3-Parabellum (A)


Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Week 2 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2020 Edition

Quarterback

MVP: Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

Prescott was put in an ideal fantasy situation when the Cowboys went down big early against the Falcons and per usual, he delivered big. The 5th year quarterback threw for 450 YDS/1 TD and added another 3 scores on the ground as he served as the catalyst for the Cowboys preposterous 40-39 comeback victory. He'll have a legit chance to repeat as the top fantasy quarterback in Week 3 when the Cowboys travel to the Pacific Northwest to take on a very burnable Seahawks defense.

Honorable Mentions: Cam Newton (Patriots), Josh Allen (Bills), Russell Wilson (Seahawks)

LVP: Kirk Cousins (Vikings)

The 2020 season is off to a nightmare start for Cousins. He followed up his dismal Week 1 showing against the Packers with an even worse outing against the Colts that featured no garbage time statpadding (113 YDS/0 TD's) and a plethora of picks (3). With a pop warner-level offense and horrible receiving corps outside of Adam Thielen, there's no reason to roster Cousins at this juncture. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Tom Brady (Buccaneers), Deshuan Watson (Texans), Drew Brees (Saints)

Running Back

MVP: Aaron Jones (Packers)

It didn't take Jones long to remind fantasy owners of the type of awe-inspiring explosions he's capable of. The Packers entire offensive attack against the Lions ran through Jones, as he registered 236 scrimmage YDS (168 rushing, 68 receiving) and 3 TD's (2 rushing, 1 receiving) on the afternoon Whatever concerns there were about rookie A.J Dillon cutting into his workload have already been squashed, so keep firing up Jones as a high-end RB2 with RB1 upside.
Honorable Mentions: Alvin Kamara (Saints), Nick Chubb (Browns), Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers)

LVP: Nyhiem Hines (Colts)

After having a sizable role in the Colts offense following Marlon Mack's early exit from last week's game against the Jaguars with what ended up being a torn Achilles, Hines surprisingly went back to being an afterthought-registering just 1 reception for 4 YDS as rookie Jonathan Taylor was treated as the bellcow back versus the Vikings. While Hines is worth keeping around for now,  he'll be a very questionable start until some clarity is provided surrounding his week-to-week usage.

Dishonorable Mentions: David Johnson (Texans), Todd Gurley (Falcons), Zack Moss (Bills)

Wide Receiver

MVP: Calvin Ridley (Falcons)

Ridley continues to make the pundits that hyped him up as a breakout candidate look smart after  hauling in 7 catches for 109 YDS and 2 TD's against the Cowboys on Sunday afternoon. As long as he continues to be the preferred the vertical threat and redzone target in this high-powered offense, he'll a fixture on the WR1 map.

Honorable Mentions: Stefon Diggs (Bills), Terry McLaurin (Washington Football Team), Julian Edelman (Patriots)

LVP: Julio Jones (Falcons)

While Week 1 saw multiple Falcons receivers feast, Jones was surprisingly left out of their latest explosive performance against the Cowboys. The 5x All-Pro remarkably caught only 2 passes for 24 YDS on a day where Matt Ryan was at his best. He'll look to rebound against the Bears respectable secondary in Week 3. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Allen Robinson (Bears), Will Fuller (Texans), Adam Thielen (Vikings)

Tight End

MVP: Tyler Higbee (Rams)

Higbee was only marginally more productive in Week 2 against the Eagles (5 REC/54 YDS) than he was in Week 1 against the Cowboys (3 REC/40 YDS). What ultimately made that pretty pedestrian reception/yardage output noteworthy was that 3 of those catches were TD's. While consistent production will be hard to come by in an offense that spreads the ball around, this performance does indicate that Higbee's a preferred redzone target of theirs-which will make him worth starting most weeks including in Week 3 against a banged-up Bills defense that just  allowed Mike Gesicki to have the best game of his career thus far.  

Honorable Mentions: Darren Waller (Raiders), Mike Gesicki (Dolphins), Jonnu Smith (Titans)

LVP: Rob Gronkowski (Buccaneers)

Gronk's comeback tour REALLY isn't going well. He failed to haul in his only target of the afternoon against the poor Panthers defense as his old friend Tom Brady spent most of the day throwing downfield to Mike Evans and checking down to their running back committee (Leonard Fournette, Ronald Jones, LeSean McCoy). With Chris Godwin returning to the lineup after missing this week with a concussion, Gronkowski's odds of receiving any notable chunk of the target share are about to get even lower. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Mark Andrews (Ravens), Austin Hooper (Browns), Chris Herndon (Jets)

Defense/Special Teams

MVP: Ravens

Through 2 weeks, the Ravens D doesn't seem to be missing Earl Thomas at all. They secured 4 sacks, an INT and a fumble recovery TD in their easy 33-16 win over the Texans on Sunday. This punishing group will receive their first really stiff test of the 2020 season against the Chiefs in Week 3. 

Honorable Mentions: Colts, Steelers, Buccaneers  

LVP: Bills

The absence of Matt Milano at inside linebacker and the crippling Miami heat go to the Bills on Sunday-as they surrendered 28 points while registering just 3 sacks and 0 takeaways against a questionable Dolphins offense that was wretched against the Patriots in their previous game. Following this potentially heat-based flop and domination of the pathetic Jets offense the previous game, their Week 3 date with the surprisingly efficient and sometimes lethal Rams offense should provide a good answer of where this group is really at right now.  

Dishonorable Mentions: 49ers, Titans, Chiefs

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week 3

 ()=previous ranking

1.(1) Kansas City Chiefs (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

2.(2) Baltimore Ravens (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs 

3.(5) Seattle Seahawks (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

4.(4) Green Bay Packers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: New Orleans Saints

5.(6) Buffalo Bills (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

6.(9) Pittsburgh Steelers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Houston Texans

7.(8) Tennessee Titans (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

8.(12) Las Vegas Raiders (2-0) Week 3 opponent: New England Patriots

9.(7) New England Patriots (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

10.(11) Los Angeles Rams (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Buffalo Bills

11.(3) New Orleans Saints (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Green Bay Packers

12.(12) Arizona Cardinals (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Detroit Lions

13.(10) San Francisco 49ers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: New York Giants

14.(22) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Denver Broncos

15.(20) Dallas Cowboys (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

16.(16) Chicago Bears (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

17.(17) Jacksonville Jaguars (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Miami Dolphins

18.(23) Indianapolis Colts (1-1) Week 3 opponent: New York Jets 

19.(18) Los Angeles Chargers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Carolina Panthers

20.(31) Cleveland Browns (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Washington Football Team

21.(19) Washington Football Team (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Cleveland Browns

22.(21) Denver Broncos (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

23.(15) Philadelphia Eagles (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

24.(24) Houston Texans (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

25.(25) Atlanta Falcons (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Chicago Bears

26.(26) Carolina Panthers (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

27.(27) New York Giants (0-2) Week 3 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

28.(13) Minnesota Vikings (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

29.(30) Miami Dolphins (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

30.(28) Cincinnati Bengals (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

31.(29) Detroit Lions (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

32.(32) New York Jets (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

Monday, September 21, 2020

2019 in Music: Revisited

In January, I mused about 2019 wasn't an overly spectacular year for music. Eight months later, I feel a bit differently. There were several career-best efforts (Lana Del Rey's Norman Fucking Rockwell, Alleageon's Apoptosis, Shadow of Intent's Melancholy) some inspired revitalizations from acts that I had completely written off (Children of Bodom, Whitechapel, Korn) and a few records that have significantly grown on me in recent months (Gunna's Drip or Drown 2, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard's Infest the Rats' Nest, While She Sleeps' So What?). While that's not grounds to declare 2019 a revelatory year, it's certainly enough to make it more notable than I had thought it was when I was writing my initial year-end list. 

With that retrospective take in mind, here's an updated look at the musical offerings of 2019 which incudes 3 new entries (w/quick blurbs) and a top 25 that features some pretty prominent movement.  

()=indicates ranking on initial year-end list

EP's:

6.(6)Drake-The Best in the World Pack (C)

5.(5)Future-Save Me (C+)

4.(4)Lil Nas X-7 (B-)

3.(3)Kevin Abstract-ARIZONA baby (B)

2.(2)$ucideboy$ and Travis Barker-Live Fast Die Whenever (B)

1.(1) Action Bronson and The Alchemist-Lamb Over Rice (B)

LP's: 

106.(103)ScHoolboy Q-CrasH Talk (D+)

105.(102)Hootie & the Blowfish-Imperfect Circle (D+)

104.(101)Kanye West-Jesus is King (C-)

103.(100)Charli XCX-Charli (C-)

102.(99)Tyler, the Creator-IGOR (C-)

101.(98)James Blake-Assume Form (C-)

100.(97)Yelawolf-Trunk Muzik 3 (C)

99.(96)Pile-Green and Gray (C)

98.(95)PUP-Morbid Stuff (C)

97.(94)Baroness-Gold and Grey (C)

96.(93)Sharon Van Etten-Remind Me Tomorrow (C+)

95.(92)Hath-Of Rot and Ruin (C+)

94.(new)Lil Keed-Long Live Mexico (C+)

Young Thug protégé Lil Keed doesn't have enough personality or general mic skills to justify releasing a 20 track/nearly 65 minute record. A lack of overly memorable flows or beats lead to all of the tracks bleeding together after the opening stretch of the record and it makes for a bloated effort that isn't particularly fun, catchy or interesting. 

93.(91)Jackboys-Jackboys (C+)

92.(90)Vampire Weekend-Father of the Bride (C+)

91.(89)Beast Coast-Escape from New York (C+)

90.(88)Secret Band-LP2 (C+)

89.(87)JPEGMAFIA-All My Heroes Are Cornballs (C+)

88.(86)Foals-Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost Part 1 (C+)

87.(85)Future-The WZRD (C+)

86.(84)Wristmeetsrazor-Misery Never Forgets (C+)

85.(83)Offset-FATHER OF 4 (C+)

84.(82)The Number Twelve Looks Like You-Wild Gods (C+)

83.(81)Trippie Redd-A Love Letter to You 4 (C+)

82.(80)Angel Olsen-All Mirrors (C+)

81.(79)Thaiboy Digital-Legendary Member (B-)

80.(78)Soilwork-Verkligheten (B-)

79.(77)Camilla Cabello-Romance (B-)

78.(76)The Black Keys-“Let's Rock” (B-)

77.(75)Kevin Abstract-ARIZONA BABY (B-)

76.(74)DaBaby-Kirk (B-)

75.(new) Roddy Ricch-Please Excuse Me for Being Antisocial (B-)

Roddy Ricch is the latest young rapper with an intriguing, dynamic set of musical skills (wide range of flows, ability to craft catchy hooks/melodies, solid legit singing ability) and serious potential that just hasn't put it together yet. The handful of show-stopping standouts ("The Box", "War Baby", "Start wit Me", "High Fashion", "Moonwalkin") are ultimately overshadowed by the sizable chunk of competent yet nondescript pop rap/trap tracks that surround them. That being said, this is still a respectable debut LP for Ricch that he'll hopefully be able to build off on his next effort-which has a chance of being released before the end of this year. 

74.(73)King Princess-Cheap Queen (B-)

73.(72)Royal Coda-Compassion (B-)

72.(71)Taylor Swift-Lover (B-)

71.(70)Caroline Polachek-Pang (B-)

70.(69)DaBaby-Baby on Baby (B-)

69.(68)Fallujah-Undying Light (B-)

68.(67) Antagonize-Slip Death (B-)

67.(new) Doja Cat-Hot Pink (B-)

Hot Pink is the musical equivalent of a pure power hitter in baseball. There are a lot of ugly strikeouts, but when it connects, it's a true spectacle that's dazzling to behold. Is this formula maddening at times? Absolutely. However, sitting through some stinkers becomes much more forgivable when there's pieces of pure, radiant gold buried between them. Consistency really is Doja Cat's worst enemy at this point and if she can put out an album worth of tracks that are the same quality of the magical disco pop banger "Say So" or the deliriously energetic "Won't Bite", she'll be in business moving forward.  

66.(66)Amon Amarth-Berserker (B)

65.(65)Injury Reserve-Injury Reserve (B)

64.(64)Maggie Rogers-Heard It in A Past Life (B)

63.(63)Exhumed-Horror (B)

62.(62)Fit for An Autopsy-The Sea of Tragic Beasts (B)

61.(61)EARTHGANG-Mirrorland (B)

60.(60)Inculter-Fatal Visions (B)

59.(59)Freddie Gibbs & Madlib-Bandana (B)

58.(58) Car Bomb-Mordial (B)

57.(57)Trippie Redd-! (B)

56.(53)As I Lay Dying-Shaped by Fire (B)

55.(56) Thy Art is Murder-Human Target (B)

54.(54)Weyes Blood-Titanic Rising (B)

53.(52)Knocked Loose-A Different Shade of Blue (B)

52.(51)Rico Nasty and Kenny Beats-Anger Management (B)

51.(50)Hozier-Wasteland, Baby! (B)

50.(49)Fleshgod Apocalypse-Veleno (B)

49.(48) Big K.R.I.T.-K.R.I.T. IZ Here (B)

48.(46) Carnifex-World War X (B)

47.(30) Killswitch Engage-Atonement (B)

46.(44) Blood Incantation-Hidden History of the Human Race (B)

45.(43)City Morgue-City Morgue Vol.2: As Good as Dead

44.(42)Despised Icon-Purgatory (B)

43.(45)Rings of Saturn-Gidim (B)

42.(47)Kelsey Lu-Blood (B)

41.(39)Young Nudy & P'ierre Bourne-Sli'mierre (B)

40.(38)Carly Rae Jepsen-Dedicated (B)

39.(41)Megan thee Stallion-Fever (B)

38.(32)Venom Prison-Samsara (B)

37.(36) Post Malone-Hollywood's Bleeding (B)

36.(35)Born of Osiris-The Simulation (B)

35.(34) Billie Eilish-When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? (B)

34.(33)Lil Pump-Harverd Dropout (B)

33.(40)While She Sleeps-SO WHAT? (B)

32.(31) BROCKHAMPTON-GINGER (B)

31.(29) Korn-The Nothing (B)

30.(28)Equipoise-Demirgus (B+)

29.(27)The Callous Daoboys-Die on Mars (B+)

28.(26)Critical Defiance-Misconception (B+)

27.(25)2 Chainz-Rap or Go to the League (B+)

26.(24)Itacha-The Language of Injury (B+)

25.(23)Counterparts-Nothing Left to Love (B+)

24.(22)Sadistic Ritual-Visionarie of Death (B+)

23.(20)Periphery-Periphery IV: HAIL STAN (B+)

22.(19)Slipknot-We Are Not Your Kind (B+)

21.(55)King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard-Infest the Rats' Nest (B+)

20.(21)Norma Jean-All Hail (B+)

19.(17)After the Burial-Evergreen (B+)

18.(16)Tove Lo-Sunshine Kitty (B+)

17.(37)Gunna-Drip or Drown 2 (B+)

16.(15)Ariana Grande-thank u, next (B+)

15.(14) Danny Brown-uknowwhatimsayin? (B+)

14.(18)Shadow of Intent-Melancholy (B+)

13.(13)Sturgill Simpson-Sound & Fury (B+)

12.(12)FKA twigs-Magadelene (B+)

11.(11)Moon Tooth-Crux (B+)

10.(10)Young Thug-So Much Fun (B+)

9.(9)Anderson. Paak-Ventura (B+)

8.(8)Banks-III (A-)

7.(7)Thank You Scientist-Terraformer (A-)

6.(6)SeeYouSpaceCowboy...-The Correlation Between Entrance and Exit Wounds (A-)

5.(5)Children of Bodom-Hexed (A-)

4.(4)Whitechapel-The Valley (A-)

3.(3)Denzel Curry-ZUU (A-)

2.(2)Allegaeon-Apoptosis (A)

1.(1)Lana Del Rey-Norman Fucking Rockwell! (A+)

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Dwayne Johnson Ranked

Welcome to the latest edition of "Ranked"-where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out related accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Dwayne Johnson. 

Dwayne Johnson's Filmography Ranked:

29.Be Cool (F)

28.Southland Tales (D)

27.Empire State (D+)

26.The Scorpion King (D+)

25.San Andreas (D+)

24.Moana (C-)

23.Skyscraper (C)

22.Doom (B-)

21.Faster (B-)

20.G.I. Joe: Retaliation (B)

19.Fighting with My Family (B)

18.Hercules (B)

17.Baywatch (B)

16.Rampage (B) 

15.Walking Tall (B)

14.Snitch (B)

13.Gridiron Gang (B+)

12.Get Smart (B+)

11.Central Intelligence (B+) 

10.Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (B+)

9.Fast and Furious 6 (A-)

8.Hobbs & Shaw (A-)

7.Jumanji: The Next Level (A-)

6.Pain & Gain (A)

5.Furious 7 (A)

4.The Other Guys (A)

3.The Fate of the Furious (A)

2.The Rundown (A)

1.Fast Five (A)

Top Dog: Fast Five (2011)

Fast Five ended up serving as the transitional film between the Fast and Furious' modest street racing origins and its future as a completely over-the-top globetrotting action blockbuster. That blending of familiar and new elements is exactly why it became the high watermark for the franchise that still hasn't been topped. Bringing in Johnson along with past minor characters (Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Sung Kang )to join Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Jordana Brewster helped established a really natural, fun rapport among the lead ensemble, the shift to a more comedic tone really added to the entertainment value and the final heist sequence in Brazil is an electrifying spectacle that set the stage perfectly for the madness that has ensued in subsequent films.           

Lowlight: Be Cool (2005)

With F.Gary Gray, John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Johnson, Vince Vaughn, Harvey Keitel, Danny DeVito, Cedric the Entertainer and Andre Benjamin involved, Be Cool boasted a robust arsenal of talent. Throw this combination of creatives together 99 times and you'll get something that works to varying degrees, but on that 100th you'll get a truly spectacular failure like this that features nothing but annoying characters, lazy jokes and bad times for 2 hours. 

Most Underrated: Pain & Gain (2013)

About 8 months before the awards darling The Wolf of Wall Street was released, another scuzzy, brilliantly acted and darkly funny satire about achieving the American Dream through illegal means was released. The only notable difference between the two is that Pain & Gain didn't dull its impact by stretching out its runtime to the point where it wears out its welcome. Pain & Gain packs its nihilistic chaos and social commentary into an efficient package that depicts the birth and death of its extorting/kidnapping/murdering bodybuilding protagonists (Mark Wahlberg, Johnson, Anthony Mackie) glamourous life of excess without skimping out on characterization or condemnation of their actions, which makes it pretty much the perfect rise-and-fall crime saga.   

Most Overrated: Moana (2016)

Moana's strongest asset is that it's not Frozen. However, it's still a soulless Disney romp with relatively annoying songs, nondescript characters and no real laughs or heart to speak of.

First Sign That He Was Going to Be An Action Superstar: The Rundown (2003)

There's been a lot of wrestlers that have attempted to venture into mainstream acting in the past 20 years with no positive results. Steve Austin's big personality didn't translate to the big screen, Kane really wasn't qualified to play anything other than the physically imposing, mostly silent serial killer known for ripping his victims eyes out that he portrayed in the mediocre late 2000's slasher movie See No Evil and Goldberg just has no screen presence whatsoever. It became clear very early on (his 3rd ever movie role to be exact) that Johnson wasn't going to be another failed wrestler-turned-actor. In this quietly iconic action comedy from Peter Berg, Johnson was given the perfect character (bounty hunter Beck) to flash the off-the-charts charisma, impeccable snarky line delivery and generally badass demeanor that eventually made one of the most bankable stars in Hollywood.    

Worst Choice of Project Since Becoming an A-List Actor: San Andreas (2015)

A key part of Johnson's longevity as an actor has been his tendency to pick projects that are good fits for his skill set. One of the rare instances where he failed to do that came on the blockbuster disaster movie San Andreas. Bringing in Johnson was a golden opportunity to make a distinctly light entry in a genre that often takes itself too seriously, but San Andreas blew that by completely burying his magnetism in yet another groanworthy cheesefest that features more familial melodrama than catastrophic, weather-induced destruction.    

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Week 1 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2020 Edition

Quarterback

MVP: Russell Wilson (Seahawks)

A good portion of the league's top QB's got off to surprisingly hot starts considering the unique offseason circumstances that the 'Rona caused, but no one was as downright dominant as Wilson. The 31-year old sliced through the Falcons pass defense with stunning efficiency and consistency-finishing the afternoon with 322 YDS and 4 TD's on 31 of 35 passing while also adding 29 YDS on the ground. Wilson isn't likely to have the same level of success against the Patriots vaunted secondary in Week 2. 

Honorable Mentions: Aaron Rodgers (Packers), Lamar Jackson (Ravens), Josh Allen (Bills)

LVP: Jared Goff (Rams)

Here's a terrific example of the disparities between fantasy and real football. Goff looked pretty comfortable under center and consistently put together solid drives that ended with him registering a 275 YD performance that helped guide the Rams to a narrow victory over the Cowboys, but getting blanked in the TD column and throwing an INT made it an innocuous start to his 2020 fantasy campaign. Goff will return to his familiar toss-up QB1/2 perch for this Sunday's matchup against an Eagles team that may be out for blood after their brutal week 1 loss to the Washington Football Team.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Carson Wentz (Eagles), Baker Mayfield (Browns), Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

Running Back

MVP: Josh Jacobs (Raiders)

Buzz had been building around Jacobs in recent weeks as glowing reports continued to trickle out of Raiders training camp. He lived up to that preseason hype in his 1st bit of game action against the Panthers. Jacobs found paydirt 3 times on his 25 CAR/93 YDS day on the ground and was even pretty active in the passing game hauling in 4 receptions for 46 YDS. It's pretty clear that Jon Gruden is going to heavily feed Jacobs once again in 2020 and if he can continue to haul in passes and physically endure the beating that comes with that type of extensive workload, he should finish the season as a top-tier RB1.

Honorable Mentions: Christian McCaffery (Panthers), Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys), Raheem Mostert (49ers)

LVP: Mark Ingram (Ravens)

Containing the run was the only thing the Browns did well in their atrocious 38-6 loss to the Ravens  and since rookie J.K Dobbins vultured a pair of scores to prop up his line on a similarly uneventful afternoon (7 CAR/22 YDS), this left Ingram-who turned his 10 carries into just 29 YDS-alone in the fantasy RB doghouse. Aside from the poor statistical output, there was also some disheartening evidence that the Ravens will be utilizing a committee (in addition to Ingram and Dobbins, Gus Edwards also received 4 carries) at RB this season-which would make Ingram a terrible value at his 5th-6th round ADP.

Dishonorable Mentions: Joe Mixon (Bengals), Nick Chubb (Browns), Cam Akers (Rams)

Wide Receiver

MVP: Davante Adams (Packers)

Aaron Rodgers came out pissed off and slinging the football downfield against the Vikings in Week 1, which proved to be a huge blessing for the people who used a top 10-15 pick on Adams. The Packers top pass catching option feasted on the Vikings overhauled, young corner group all game long-securing 14 catches for 156 YDS and 2 TD's. Redzone prowess has always been the driving force behind Adams' fantasy value and if he can add a high yardage total to that (he's only cleared 1,000 YDS 1 time in his previous 6 seasons in the league), he'll be the single most dangerous fantasy asset at the WR position. 

Honorable Mentions: Adam Thielen (Vikings), Calvin Ridley (Falcons), Darius Slayton (Giants)

LVP: Michael Thomas (Saints)

Thomas had an uncharacteristically quiet performance against the Buccaneers, making only 3 catches for 17 YDS in a game where the Saints offense had visible struggles at times. Making matters worse is that he suffered a high ankle sprain in the 4th quarter that could effect his productivity for the next 6-8 weeks. Despite drawing a plus matchup against the Raiders, Thomas will be a dicey WR1 play in Week 2.

Dishonorable Mentions: Odell Beckham Jr. (Browns), A.J. Brown (Titans), Tyler Boyd (Bengals)

Tight End

MVP: Mark Andrews (Ravens)

Andrews wasn't the most productive receiver (5 REC/56 YDS) for the Ravens on Sunday, but he cashed in on 2 of Lamar Jackson's 3 TD throws against the Browns. While Marquise Brown's explosiveness will allow him to have his moments as the top dog, Andrews' status as a lethal redzone threat paired with his ability to haul in contested catches in the middle of the field make him a solid bet to hold onto his status as the Ravens most consistently reliable passing game option. 

Honorable Mentions: Dallas Goedert (Eagles), Noah Fant (Broncos), T.J. Hockenson (Lions)

LVP: Evan Engram (Giants)

It was a classic dud from Engram as he had a couple of bad drops and an egregious offensive PI call in the 2nd quarter that greatly overshadowed his positive contributions to the team (2 REC/9 YDS) in the Giants up-and-down 26-16 MNF loss to the Steelers. Even if he's able to stay healthy for 15+ games for the 1st time since his rookie season in 2017, the freakishly athletic Engram will remain the most volatile TE that's on the starting radar in all of fantasy.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Rob Gronkowski (Buccaneers), Austin Hooper (Browns), Chris Herndon (Jets)

Defense/Special Teams

MVP: Saints

While the Saints offense failed to produce consistently, the Saints defense/special teams helped them gain a clear advantage over the undisciplined, turnover-prone Buccaneers. The reigning NFC South Champions picked up 3 sacks, 2 INT, a FUM REC, blocked field and TD in their 34-23 win. With their strong pass rush, secondary and continuity, this group continues to be an underrated option at this spot.  

Honorable Mentions: Ravens, Patriots, Steelers

LVP: Eagles

Things didn't go as planned for the Eagles in Week 1 as they blew a 17-point lead against a rebuilding Washington squad and ended up losing by 10 points. As bad as their offense was following that early 17 point explosion, this group deserves their part of the blame in the collapse. Allowing 27 points to a Dwayne Haskins-led offense that leans on a middling run game to move the ball is downright unacceptable for a defense that has this level of talent and experience. They'll look to get back on track against the Rams in Week 2.  

Dishonorable Mentions: 49ers, Colts, Bears  

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

()=previous ranking

1.(1) Kansas City Chiefs (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

2.(3) Baltimore Ravens (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Houston Texans

3.(4) New Orleans Saints (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

4.(5) Green Bay Packers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Detroit Lions

5.(9) Seattle Seahawks (1-0) Week 2 opponent: New England Patriots 

6.(7) Buffalo Bills (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Miami Dolphins

7.(8) New England Patriots (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

8.(6) Tennessee Titans (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

9.(15) Pittsburgh Steelers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Denver Broncos

10.(2) San Francisco 49ers (0-1) Week 2 opponent: New York Jets

11.(17) Los Angeles Rams (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

12.(23) Arizona Cardinals (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Washington Football Team

13.(10) Minnesota Vikings (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

14.(21) Las Vegas Raiders (1-0) Week 2 opponent: New Orleans Saints

15.(11) Philadelphia Eagles (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

16.(20) Chicago Bears (1-0) Week 2 opponent: New York Giants

17.(31) Jacksonville Jaguars (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Tennessee Titans

18.(24) Los Angeles Chargers (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

19.(32) Washington Football Team (1-0) Week 2 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

20.(14) Dallas Cowboys (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

21.(19) Denver Broncos (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

22.(12) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Carolina Panthers

23.(16) Indianapolis Colts (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

24.(13) Houston Texans (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

25.(18) Atlanta Falcons (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

26.(26) Carolina Panthers (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

27.(28) New York Giants (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Chicago Bears

28.(30) Cincinnati Bengals (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Cleveland Browns

29.(25) Detroit Lions (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Green Bay Packers

30.(29) Miami Dolphins (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Buffalo Bills

31.(22) Cleveland Browns (0-1) Week 2 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

32.(27) New York Jets (0-1) Week 2 opponent: San Francisco 49ers   

Thursday, September 10, 2020

2020 NFL Predictions: Super Bowl, League Leaders, Year-End Awards and More

After a busy few weeks, it's time to bring the 2020 NFL preview pieces to a close ahead of tonight's kickoff game between the Chiefs and Texans. Here are my predictions for this year's Super Bowl, League Leaders, MVP and much more.

Playoff Predictions (Note: This year there a format change is being implemented where there's 3 wild cards and only 1 team getting a 1st round bye)

AFC:

1.Chiefs

2.Ravens

3.Bills

4.Colts

5.Steelers

6.Titans

7.Patriots

Wild Card:

Ravens over Patriots

Titans over Bills

Steelers over Colts

Divisional Round:

Chiefs over Titans

Steelers over Ravens

Conference Championship:

Chiefs over Steelers

NFC:
1.Seahawks

2.Saints

3.Vikings

4.Eagles

5.Buccaneers

6.Cowboys

7.49ers

Wild Card:

Saints over 49ers

Cowboys over Vikings

Eagles over Buccaneers

Divisional Round:

Seahawks over Cowboys

Eagles over Saints

Conference Championship:
Seahawks over Eagles

Super Bowl:

Chiefs over Seahawks

Year-End Awards:

MVP: Russell Wilson 

Offensive Player of the Year: Russell Wilson

Defensive Player of the Year: T.J. Watt

Offensive Rookie of the Year: Joe Burrow

Defensive Rookie of the Year: Jeff Okudah

Coach of the Year: Bruce Arians

Comeback Player of the Year: Ben Roethlisberger

League Leaders:

Passing YDS: Jared Goff

Passing TD's: Deshaun Watson

Rushing YDS: Ezekiel Elliott

Rushing TD's: Saquon Barkley

Receiving YDS: Michael Thomas

Receptions: Christian McCaffery

Interceptions: Darius Slay

Sacks: Chandler Jones

Forced Fumbles: T.J. Watt

Tackles: Matt Milano 

Miscellaneous Awards:

AFC Team Most Likely to Surprise: Colts

AFC Team Most Likely to Disappoint: Bengals

NFC Team Most Likely to Surprise: Falcons

NFC Team Most Likely to Disappoint: Packers

Most Likely to Go 16-0: Chiefs

Most Likely to Go 0-16: Washington Football Team

Coach Most Likely to Be Fired In-Season: Doug Marrone 

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

2020 NFL Preview: NFC West

Arizona Cardinals

2019 Record: 5-10-1 (4th in NFC West)

Head Coach: Kliff Kingsbury (2nd season)

Notable Additions: WR DeAndre Hopkins, DE Jordan Phillips, OLB Devon Kennard

Notable Departures: RB David Johnson, DT Zach Kerr, WR Damiere Byrd

Notable Opt-Outs: T Marcus Gilbert 

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Adding DeAndre Hopkins

The Texans trading DeAndre Hopkins to the Cardinals was one of the most stunning, unexpected transactions that I can recall happening in professional sports during my conscious lifetime. 4x All-Pro receivers in the middle of their primes that have no off-field red flags aren't supposed to be available at all, let alone for the asking price of 2 non-1st round picks and an expensive running back (David Johnson) entering his year 29 season that hasn't been healthy or productive in the past 3 seasons.

Hopkins entering the fold opens up a lot of possibilities for this offense that had settled into a nice groove in December with Kenyan Drake taking full advantage of the biggest workload he's ever received in the pros with a pair of 140+ scrimmage YD/multi TD explosions in the last 4 games of the season and Kyler Murray starting to look more comfortable under center despite working with a lean group of pass-catching options. Adding a top-end guy in Hopkins that can make ridiculous contested catches in traffic and beat up on the best corners in the league with his precise route-running won't only help Murray by giving him a proven big time playmaker, but it will open more opportunities for his secondary options (Christian Kirk, Andy Isabella and old reliable Larry Fitzgerald) to take advantage of soft coverages they'll draw with the extra attention that the future Hall of Famer will attract. This is the type of addition that can dramatically shift the trajectory of the organization and there's no way that Steve Kiem won't be regularly showering Bill O'Brien with gifts if Hopkins ends up impacting the Cardinals offense the same way he did Houston's for the past 7 seasons.    

Biggest Question Mark: Viability of This Defense

The Cardinals are a sexy pick to be the most improved team in the league this year and it's not hard to see why. Pairing a QB/RB/WR tandem with the ceiling Murray/Drake/Hopkins has with an offensive-minded coach in Kliff Kingsbury that fared far better in his 1st year in the NFL ranks than most people expected him to definitely sounds like a potential recipe for breakout success if things break their way. Even if all does go well on offense, their defense has the potential to play spoiler for their ascension hopes.

When looking at the faces of their defense, it's easy to be tricked into thinking that this group is onto something. Chandler Jones has been the most productive pass rusher in the league since he got to the Desert-registering an absurd 60 sacks since 2016, Budda Baker is coming off a breakout year that just made him the highest paid safety in the league and rookie inside linebacker Isaiah Simmons could prove to be a cornerstone piece for years to come if the sideline-to-sideline playmaking ability he displayed at Clemson translates to the pros. 

Once you get past the buzzworthy glamour of that trio, this is a group that offers very little to get excited about. Patrick Peterson's days as a top corner are long gone, Byron Murphy got flat-out assaulted by opposing receivers during his rookie season (71 REC allowed on 104 Targets) and their new veteran front 7 additions are a cast-off from a garbage Lions defense (Devon Kennard), a run game liability/deceptively productive pass-rusher who benefited greatly from being a rotational piece on an elite defense in Buffalo (Jordan Phillips) and a generally average-to-below-average linebacker that has struggled with consistency throughout his career (De'Vondre Campbell). There's enough clear holes within this group to believe another bottom 10 finish in scoring defense/YDS allowed is possible, especially in a division like the NFC West that is full of offenses that can attack opponents in a variety of ways.    

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: A Year 2 Jump from Kyler Murray

Murray's Offensive Rookie of the Year win was a bit of a head scratcher. While he was good enough to be optimistic about his future (particularly in the accuracy department-where he completed a solid 64.4% of his passes), he was rarely anything above decent for a 5-win team and made enough bad decisions as both a runner and passer that should've taken him out of the running for that award (Josh Jacobs was the clear winner IMO).

For the Cardinals to cash in on their offseason hype and make a surprise run to the postseason, Murray is going to have to be much better than decent. To take that needed step forward, he's got to work on getting the ball out quicker, making better reads when it comes to deciding when to make to a throw or take off and run, and cleaning up that INT problem that suddenly emerged at the end of year (7 of his 12 picks on the year came in the final 5 games). Murray is smart, accurate and athletic enough to be an impact QB in the pros and making that next step in year 2 will be crucial in determining his trajectory moving forward.   

Bottom Line:

The Cardinals defensive problems seems like they're going to undermine whatever success they have on offense and leave them as a middle of the pack team.

Los Angeles Rams

2019 Record: 9-7 (3rd in NFC West)

Head Coach: Sean McVay (4th season)

Notable Additions: OLB Leonard Floyd, DT/DE A'Shawn Robinson

Notable Departures: RB Todd Gurley, ILB Cory Littleton, WR Brandin Cooks

Notable Opt-Outs: None

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Sean McVay's Offensive Wizardry

2019 was not what the Rams had hoped for as an encore for their Super Bowl appearance in 2018. About the biggest silver lining that emerged from that underwhelming 9-7 campaign that saw them missing the playoffs entirely was that McVay found a way to keep this offense productive (11th in points scored, 4th in passing, 10th in total 1st downs) even as Jared Goff and Todd Gurley took steep steps backwards. Heading into 2020, McVay will once again be the lifeline this team depends on when their backs are against the wall. His inventive scheming/sharp playcalling is able to cover up a lot of the deficiencies they have on offense (offensive line, Goff's ability to handle pressure/make difficult throws) and with some exciting rookies (Cam Akers, Van Jefferson) replacing their hobbled veterans (Gurley, Brandin Cooks), we could see some added fireworks this season. They need McVay's beautiful mind more than ever in 2020 and his performance will go a long way in determining their fate. 

Biggest Question Mark: Being Able to Compete in the NFC West 

Professional sports is a never ending arms race and just 2 years after making it to the Super Bowl, it looks like the Rams are losing it. Giving big money to Goff, Aaron Donald and now Jalen Ramsey has put the Rams in a self-imposed cap crunch that has forced them to let a number of valuable contributors walk out the door (Rodger Saffold, Corey Littleton, Greg Zuerlein, Nickell Robey-Coleman, Dante Fowler) over the past couple of offseasons. Making matters worse, they've repeatedly dumped valuable draft capital to fulfill their addiction to adding shiny pieces (Ramsey, Cooks, Marcus Peters-the latter 2 of which aren't with the team anymore) and every other team in this division have been able to bring in high-end talent (Jamal Adams, DeAndre Hopkins, Richard Sherman) without destroying their long-term flexibility in the process.

Having a handful of a terrific players is great and all, but are those luxuries worth having if you  essentially have to try and fashion something functional out of spare parts at key spots including offensive line and inside linebacker as a result of those moves? This approach that favors having a few star players over building a complete team feels like it's going to be detrimental in the long run, especially in a division that's as competitive as the NFC West and I think this will be the year where the wheels start to come off their flashy yet hollow designer bus.    

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Mass Overachievement from Largely Unproven or Inexperienced Players/Coaches

Piggybacking off the last section, the Rams latest round of shakeups didn't stop on the field. GM Les Snead and McVay responded to their underwhelming 2019 by going scorched earth on the coaching staff-including parting ways with respected veteran DC Wade Phillips and special team coordinator John Fassell. Replacing these veteran mainstays will be Brandon Staley, a first time pro DC whose spent the last 3 seasons working as Vic Fangio's outside linebacker coach with the Bears and Broncos and John Bonamego-a veteran special teams coach who was with the Lions in 2019.

These new coaches will have their work cut out for them right away. On defense, Staley will be saddled with an inexperienced inside linebacker tandem (Micah Kiser-a 3rd year player who spent the entirety of 2019 on IR, Troy Reeder-who registered an abysmal 28.6 PFF grade last season) to replace a rising star in Littleton, a slot corner that's only played 109 career snaps (David Long) and an edge pairing of Samson Ebukam and ex-Bear Leonard Floyd, who combined for 7.5 sacks in 2019, to fill the 11.5 sack void left by Fowler. As for special teams, Bonamego has to find a new ace to replace Littleton-who earned All-Pro honors as a special teamer in 2018 and deal with the always fun roller coaster of working with a rookie kicker in Sam Sloman. 

Their final pivotal question mark spot at offensive line is a bit of a different situation. Both the starting lineup and position coach (Aaron Kromer) will remain in tact from a year ago-which isn't exactly the greatest news in the world considering that they were among the worst units in the league. Andrew Whitworth's best days are probably behind him as he approaches his 39th birthday and guard Austin Corbett, a 2018 2nd round pick who was acquired from the Browns last October, has faceplanted since he entered the league, but there is real bounceback potential for center Austin Blythe and tackle Rob Havenstein-who were both very good during their 2018 run- that gives this group the best chances of overachieving on the team. 

Relying on young guys and cheap veterans to make an impact is the only way the Rams way of doing business is going to work in the long-term and the aforementioned group along with a handful of other guys at less problematic positions (Tyler Higbee, Taylor Rapp, Troy Hill, Sebastian Joseph-Day) are going to dictate whether or not Snead is a complete dunce or the most diabolical genius personnel guy in the league.      

Bottom Line:

They're the only team in the NFC West that's gotten worse on paper in the offseason and I think that will end up hurting them in the standings. 

 San Francisco 49ers

2019 Record: 13-3 (1st in NFC West)

Head Coach: Kyle Shanahan (4th season)

Notable Additions: T Trent Williams, DE Kerry Hyder, TE Jordan Reed

Notable Departures: T Joe Staley (retired), DT DeForest Buckner, WR Emmanuel Sanders 

Notable Opt-Outs: WR Travis Benjamin

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Bringing in High Upside Replacements for the Players They Lost in the Offseason

The 49ers were dealt a few blows early in the offseason when Joe Staley announced his retirement after 13 seasons with the team, Emmanuel Sanders signed with the Saints in free agency and they were forced to trade DeForest Buckner to the Colts after giving his running mate Arik Armstead a huge new contract in free agency. Remarkably, the 49ers were able to find best case scenario replacements for all of their departed guys. 

Trent Williams-who sat out 2019 after Washington refused to honor his trade request-has been in the same borderline Hall of Fame class of left tackle with Staley for the past 7-8 years, rookie Javon Kinlaw, who was ironically selected with the 1st round pick they acquired from the Colts in the Buckner trade, is an explosive interior pass rusher with an absurd ceiling who should fit in nicely next to Armstead and reigning Defensive Rookie of the Year Nick Bosa on the D-line and rookie Brandon Aiyuk is a certified YAC machine in the short-to-intermediate passing game (his 9.9 YAC led college football last season) like Sanders who also has the top-end speed to burn defenders downfield. This trio should step into these vacated roles admirably right away, which in turn could prevent a crippling weak link capable of derailing this otherwise well-oiled machine full of returning starters on both sides of the ball from emerging.      

Biggest Question Mark: Secondary 

Despite finishing the season as the top ranking passing defense, the clear vulnerabilities of the 49ers secondary ultimately got exploited big time in the Super Bowl as the Chiefs repeatedly took advantage of their lack of backend speed in the final stages of the game. John Lynch showed faith in his guys after that gutting loss by sticking with the exact same group in 2020, but that willingness to stick to their guns for another year could end up really hurting them.

First off, doing nothing to address the speed problem just seems silly because it's the easily exploitable flaw a secondary have. No matter how hard people try to be physical at the line of scrimmage or play their corners deep to minimize the amount of running, you can't coach your out of way of a defenders inability to run as fast as the opposing receiver. Plus The Chiefs aren't getting any slower anytime soon and more importantly, their divisionmates in Seattle (Tyler Lockett, DK Metcalf, Phillip Dorsett), Arizona (Christian Kirk, Andy Isabella) and LA (Van Jefferson) have some guys that can absolutely fly downfield. 

Secondly, a good portion of their success as a group in 2019 came from resurgent seasons from Richard Sherman and K'Waun Williams. Given their injury histories and Sherman's age (32), they can not be counted on to put together another season of that caliber and neither their replacements (Akhello Witherspoon, Emmanuel Moseley) nor their safety play (Jaquiski Tartt, Jimmie Ward) is strong enough to compensate for the absence of that duo's strong play. 

Finally, the impact their elite pass rush had in aiding their coverage skills can not be discounted. Having a group upfront that generates constant pressure on the opponents quarterback (98 QB hits and 48 sacks on the year) makes holding receivers in check significantly easier. Even a moderate regression in play from their top corner duo or the pass rush could have a serious negative effect on the overall play of this group.     

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Overcoming the Mental Hurdles Stemming from Their Super Bowl Loss

With the exception of the 2012/18 Patriots and 2015 Seahawks, teams coming off Super Bowl losses in the past decade tend to take notable dips the following season. Getting so close to the promised land then coming up empty is just about the most soul-crushing and deflating thing that can happen in the world of sports. Since they were in control of the game for almost 3 and a half quarters until the Chiefs came out surging with intensity and urgency in the final 8 minutes of the 4th quarter to earn the comeback win, the 49ers seem like they could be especially vulnerable to succumbing to this tragic trend. 

Let's review the painful truths about the end of the game real quick. Jimmy Garoppolo was a jittery mess when it mattered most-throwing 2 picks and several key incompletions late in the game, their defense got absolutely torched in both the run and passing games and their head coach Kyle Shanahan followed up his epic collapse as the Falcons OC in Super Bowl 51 with another choking masterpiece set into motion by his boneheaded, inexplicably aggressive playcalling in the 4th quarter. This type of late game collapse could indicate that there's a severe lack of mental toughness on that team and if that's case, this team can kiss their hopes of being a perennial contender hopes out the window. The talent they have in spades is minimized when an inability to overcome adversity-especially on the biggest stages football has to offer- comes into the equation. The sting of that loss shouldn't go away and if they team can prove that the brutal final 8 minutes of the Super Bowl was just a one-off by weathering the storms this league routinely offers up, they'll be in business.

Bottom Line:

An influx of talent both returning and new makes the 49ers a threat to contend, but I'm not sold on their ability to get past the tremendous sting of that Super Bowl loss.     

Seattle Seahawks

2019 Record: 11-5 (2nd in NFC West)

Head Coach: Pete Carroll (11th season)

Notable Additions: S Jamal Adams, CB Quinton Dunbar, TE Greg Olsen

Notable Departures: DE Jadveon Clowney, S Bradley McDougald, T George Fant

Notable Opt-Outs: G Chance Warmack

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Landing Jamal Adams in a Trade

The swift deterioration of the relationship between Adams and the Jets gave way to the rare scenario of a rising star in the league ending up on the trading block. The Seahawks ended up winning the sweepstakes for the prized nearly 25-year old 2x All-Pro-who has graded out as the 2nd best safety in the league behind Harrison Smith over the past 2 seasons according to PFF. Landing Adams put an unexpected cherry on top of their efforts to rebuild their ailing secondary that started at the trade deadline last year when they acquired Quandre Diggs from Detroit and continued at the start of this offseason when they added Quinton Dunbar, who graded out as the #1 corner in the league in 2019, in a trade with Washington.

With Adams, they're getting the type of player that can change the complexion of an entire defense. He can makes plays on the ball, provide support in the run game and even get after the quarterback when called upon (12 career sacks including an eye-popping 6.5 last season). That type of versatility at the position is special and by pairing him with Diggs, Dunbar and incumbent top corner Shaq Griffin-who is coming off a career year in 2019-the Seahawks appear to have a rock solid secondary that has all the makings to become one of the best in the league.     

Biggest Question Mark: Where is the Pass Rush Going to Come From

After wisely refusing to sign Frank Clark to a long-term deal after franchising him and subsequently trading him to the Chiefs last offseason, the Seahawks acquired Jadevon Clowney's expiring contract in late August to try and solve their pass rushing problems. While Clowney did make an impact overall (particularly against the run), he only mustered 3 sacks and the Seahawks chose to also move on him from him this offseason after he wanted more money than they were to willing to offer him to return to the club.

With Clowney gone, they're stuck in the same situation as last year except they don't have a top 15 defensive end waiting in the wings to replace their departed top pass rusher. The top competitors for this vacant role will be 2019 1st round pick L.J Collier, who is a complete wild card that only played on 14% of their defensive snaps last season, Rasheem Green-who is only in the conversation because he led the team with a whopping 4 sacks last year and old friend Bruce Irvin-who is coming off a bit of a resurgent 8.5 sack campaign with the Panthers. There's also the potential for a boost once defensive tackle Jarran Reed-who picked up 10.5 sacks in 2018 and rookie Darrell Taylor-a raw yet upside-heavy edge prospect that was productive throughout his tenure at the University of Tennessee-return from injury at some point in the year. Improving on their nearly league-worst 28 sack total from 2019 is a low bar to clear, but there's enough uncertainty within their ranks to legitimately question their ability to pull that off.    

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Russell Wilson Staying Healthy

Since entering the league in 2012, Wilson has amassed a 95-47-1 record (including playoffs) as a starter that includes a Super Bowl title in 2013, no losing seasons to-date and 7 playoff berths in 8 seasons. What makes this run especially impressive is that he's accomplished all that while playing behind some of the worst offensive lines in football history and often being handed a set of weapons that is low on legit NFL talent and even lower on depth. The key to all of that success has been health as Wilson has never missed a start and only dealt with notable ailments (ankle/knee sprains) during the 2016 season. 

Considering that he'll be 32 in November and still has to contend with the contestant peril of having a garbage offensive line, maintaining his health is more than important than ever. Any serious or nagging injury could be devastating to the mobility/improvisational skills that makes him such a threat at the position and with several of his top weapons boasting their own lengthy injury histories (D.K Metcalf, Chris Carson, Greg Olsen), he needs to be out there making magic to cover up the losses of these valuable assets (if they go down) as much as he possibly can. As long as Wilson is out there, the Seahawks are going to have a chance to win and that is imperative as he enters the latter stages of his prime with arguably the best supporting cast he's had since 2015.

Bottom Line:

With a defense that should be vastly improved and Russell Wilson still operating in his prime, the Seahawks are in a terrific position go on a run if they can stay healthy and catch a break or two along the way.     

Projected Standings:

1.Seattle Seahawks (12-4)

2.San Francisco 49ers (9-7)

3.Arizona Cardinals (7-9)

4.Los Angeles Rams (6-10)

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

Emma Stone Ranked

Welcome to the latest edition of "Ranked"-where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out related accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Emma Stone. 

Emma Stone's Filmography Ranked:

20.Aloha (D-)

19.Movie 43 (D)

18.Irrational Man (C)

17.The Amazing Spider-Man (C)

16.The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (C+)

15.The Croods (C+)

14.Friends with Benefits (B-)

13.La La Land (B-)

12.Magic in the Moonlight (B)

11.Battle of the Sexes (B)

10.The Rocker (B)

9.The Help (B)

8.Gangster Squad (B+)

7.The Favourite (B+)

6.Crazy, Stupid, Love (B+)

5.Easy A (B+)

4.Birdman or (the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (B+) 

3.Zombieland: Double Tap (A)

2.Zombieland (A)

1.Superbad (A+)

Top Dog: Superbad (2007)

Not too many actors get to say their first movie role was in a beloved cultural touchstone that will be immortalized in the film history books. Superbad is a truly timeless piece of work that uses its likable characters, easygoing atmosphere and naturalistic writing to create a brilliant absurd comedy that delivers an unrelenting blitz of laughs that has only been rivaled by a handful of other titles.         

Lowlight: Aloha (2015)

From casting Stone as a character that was written to be Chinese/Hawaiian to its prominent subplot about the military employee protagonists (Bradley Cooper, Stone) teaming up to stop a shady billionaire's (Bill Murray) efforts to launch a satellite containing a nuclear payload into orbit that just happens to be jammed in the middle of an otherwise whimsical romantic comedy, Aloha is a baffling mess of a film from the talented Cameron Crowe (Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire) that shouldn't have ever been greenlit.

Most Underrated: Gangster Squad (2013)

Gangster Squad is a very good movie that suffered from receiving unwarranted comparisons to serious crime classics including GoodfellasThe Untouchables and LA Confidential.  It's merely a fun, campy gangster noir flick that features solid acting from its loaded ensemble cast (Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling, Stone, Michael Pena, Anthony Mackie, Nick Nolte, Giovani Ribisi, Sean Penn), pretty impressive shootouts/car chases and dazzling visuals that captures the glamour of its 1949 LA setting. 

Most Overrated: The Help (2011)

I kind of hesitate to call The Help overrated since it's a very well-acted and generally competent cutesy "feel good" melodrama that's become fashionable to hate on recently because of its sanitized portrayal of the Segregation-era South. That being said, it's often considered to be an all-time great due to its overwhelmingly positive audience reception (it's one of the 90 films in Cinemascore's 41-year history of doing theatrical exit polling to get an A+ rating and is ranked the 243rd best movie of all time by IMDb users as of today) and I just don't think its anywhere near that level of excellence overall. 

Most Unfairly Criticized Awards Contender: La La Land (2016)

La La Land was such a popular target of online hate in the midst of its buzzy awards run that there was audible celebration when it won-then-lost Best Picture courtesy of the now infamous envelope snafu that Warren Beatty made on Oscar night. While I agreed that it shouldn't have won Best Picture, I wasn't onboard with the La La Land bashing. Musicals are a genre that I actively hate (save for Cats of course) and the fact that I didn't have a completely miserable time watching La La Land speaks to how well-made it is. The cinematography beautifully captures the scenic landscapes of Los Angeles that are often forgotten about, the bittersweet ending is very effective and despite Ryan Gosling's somewhat shaky vocals, the songs succeed at being unapologetically larger-than-life in traditional musical fashion without being insufferably theatrical.    

Best Long-in-the Making Sequel That Matched The Quality of the Original: Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

Producing a sequel after a long layoff between installments isn't usually a recipe for success in the world of movies. The half-assed, paycheck-driven revivals (Dumb or Dumber To, Independence Day: Resurgence) tend to outnumber the successful continuations (both Jumanji's, Bad Boys for Life) that feel like the franchise never went away when studios go back to the well in search of properties to revive. Zombieland: Double Tap, which arrived 10 years after its predecessor, is firmly in the latter category. With the entire original creative team from the lead actors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Stone, Abigail Breslin) to the director (Ruben Fleischer) to the writers (Rheet Reese, Paul Wernick) all eager to return to this world, Zombieland: Double Tap effortlessly taps back into its goofy, gory wheelhouse while having enough new wrinkles (mutated zombies, more heartfelt moments, terrific new supporting characters headlined by the scene-stealing Zoey Deutch as the ditsy Madison) to make it not feel like a complete retread.

Top Performance That I Pretend She Won Her Oscar for Instead of La La Land: Sam Thomson, Birdman (2014)

For clarity's sake: I'm not saying her performance in La La Land isn't good, I just don't feel it was strong enough to be deserving of an Oscar-particularly in a year that featured remarkable performances from Natalie Portman (Jackie), Amy Adams (Arrival) and Emily Blunt (The Girl on the Train). This take is why I've jokingly said for years that I'm always going to pretend she won her Oscar for Birdman-which remains my favorite performance of hers to-date (although her turn in The Favourite is very close). 

What makes Stone's work in Birdman so great is that she gives this insane surrealist entertainment industry satire a human element. Her character is a ruthlessly honest, caring and complex individual that sees through her father's egomaniacal efforts to be taken seriously as an actor after rising to fame in a financially successful yet artistically frowned upon superhero franchise while simultaneously rooting for him to succeed because she knows it will bring him happiness after years of internal suffering. That fleeting bit of humanity was a key cog in making Birdman work and despite receiving a ton of nominations for this performance, I don't think Stone gets enough credit for how crucial she was to the movie's success. 

Monday, September 7, 2020

2020 NFL Preview: NFC South

 Atlanta Falcons

2019 Record: 7-9 (2nd in NFC South)

Head Coach: Dan Quinn (6th season)

Notable Additions: RB Todd Gurley, DE Dante Fowler, TE Hayden Hurst

Notable Departures: TE Austin Hooper, RB Devonta Freeman, CB Desmond Trufant

Notable Opt-Outs: None

Biggest Reason to Get Excited: Their Offense is Still a Powerhouse

As much as there is to criticize about the Falcons organization and their inability to remain a contender after their infamous collapse in Super Bowl 51, the viability of their offense has never been a problem. They've remained a reliable, explosive offense that can rack up chunk plays and probe into the redzone with regularity-even as they've tumbled down from the top to the middle of the NFL hierarchy over the past couple of seasons.

Entering 2020, there's little reason to believe that their days as a offensive powerhouse are going to end right now. Matt Ryan can still sling the ball downfield with precision at 35, Julio Jones has racked up 1,350+ YDS every season since 2014, Calvin Ridley seems poised to shoot up the list of most dangerous WR's in the league in year 3 after missing the final 3 games of the year killed his chances of earning his 1st 1,000+ YD season, and Hayden Hurst, who had a relatively limited role with the Ravens over the past 2 season, is an intriguing replacement for Austin Hooper at TE whose speed/pass-catching skills make him a great fit for this vertical-driven offense. Throw in the wild card of Todd Gurley producing at a level that even somewhat resembles his pre-arthritic knee days after the Rams unceremoniously dumped him 2 years after giving him a huge extension and you have a group that should be able to rival the vast majority of their foes in the NFC.

Biggest Question Mark: Quality of the Defense

If you were to chart out the Falcons defensive rankings over the past several years, you'd see the football data equivalent of an entire theme park's worth of roller coasters. Since Dan Quinn took the job in 2015, they've finished everywhere from 8th (2017) to 14th (2015) to 27th (2016) in scoring defense. Making these erratic finishes even more puzzling is that Quinn played a role in the building of the vaunted Legion of Boom-era Seahawks defenses prior to taking this gig and they've had mainstays during this time (defensive tackle Grady Jarrett, inside linebacker Deion Jones, safety Keanu Neal) that are among the finest players in the league at their respective positions.

While injuries have absolutely contributed to their woes with the likes of Neal, Jones and the now departed Desmond Trufant all missing significant stretches of time over the past few seasons, it's mostly just been bad luck and having some liabilities at key spots be exploited extensively at times (Robert Alford, De'Vondre Campbell and Vic Beasley, who are all no longer with the team, top the list) responsible for their seesaw play.

2020 looks like it has the potential to be another wild, unpredictable year for the Falcons D. Jarrett, Jones and Neal are still in the anchor spots, free agent signing Dante Fowler-who is replacing Beasley on the edge-is coming a career-high 11.5 sack season that may be a case of the #3 overall pick in the 2015 Draft finally starting to realize his potential or just a contract year fluke and their corner group has the potential to be very shaky as they're rolling out a 3rd year player who struggled mightily as a starter last year (Isaiah Oliver), a rookie (A.J. Terrell) and middling veteran who just signed with the team a month ago (Darqueze Dennard) in the top starts to start the year. About the only certainty that exists for this group is that a bottom 10 finish without a playoff spot to show for it would greatly increases the odds of Quinn receiving his walking papers.     

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Avoiding A Massive Losing Streak

Extensive cold streaks have been a troubling trend since Quinn has been with the Falcons. In the 3 seasons they failed to make the playoffs during his tenure, they've went on 5+ game losing skids during a point of the season that have completely ruined their ability to make the playoffs. Even when that long run of losses is proceeded by a dominant stretch of play like it was last season (their 6-2 finish tied them with the Saints for the best 2nd half record in the NFC), digging that steep of a hole is something that needs to be avoided at all costs. In a year where Quinn is on the hot seat and Tom Brady is taking over the lone team that wasn't a constant threat to win the division over the past decade, they can afford to stoop that level of unacceptable play less than ever. If history repeats itself and they do indeed avoid a prolonged losing streak, a playoff berth, which would be their first since 2017, will be in their future. 

Bottom Line:

Their continued defensive uncertainty paired with the strong likelihood of the Buccaneers ascending makes it feel like the Falcons are in store for another middling season.

Carolina Panthers

2019 Record: 5-11 (4th in NFC South)

Head Coach: Matt Rhule (1st season)

Notable Additions: QB Teddy Bridgewater, T Russell Okung, WR Robby Anderson

Notable Departures: ILB Luke Kuechly (retired), QB Cam Newton, CB James Bradberry

Notable Opt-Outs: None

Biggest Reason to Get Excited: Christian McCaffery and D.J. Moore Are Some of the Most Electric Playmakers in the League

Having a single high-octane, highlight reel machine on offense is a valuable gift in today's NFL. Having a pair of them like the Panthers do in McCaffery and Moore have almost feels like cheating. These guys are both elusive, agile speedsters who can make plays in situations where it appears like there's none to be made by putting defenders on skates and fighting through contact to gain extra yards. 

The scariest part of all is that they're 24 and 23 respectively, and put up monster numbers with Kyle Allen under center for most of last season-so the potential for them to do even more damage as they continue to develop their games and get a chance to play with a quarterback in Teddy Bridgewater that is at the very least a more efficient/capable game manager than Allen was seems very high.    

Biggest Question Mark: Their Plan to Replace Luke Kuechly

Kuechly's surprise retirement at 29 was absolutely gutting to the Panthers organization. This was a guy who not only consistently played at an All-Pro level at a crucial position for 8 seasons, but a model leader that alongside Cam Newton and Ron Rivera gave the Panthers one of the strongest locker rooms in the league for much of the past decade. Asking anyone to replace Kuechly's ridiculous on-field production and strong presence behind-the-scenes isn't fair, but what this new regime has cooked up for a replacement in 2020 is pretty disconcerting.

Picking 7th overall in the draft, there was a golden opportunity to select Kuechly's heir apparent in Isaiah Simmons. Simmons had the combination of exceptional athleticism, instincts and football IQ that arguably no inside linebacker prospect since Kuechly has possessed and felt like the best possible replacement they could've hoped for. Instead, the Panthers opted to take Auburn defensive tackle Derrick Brown and Simmons ended up landing with the Cardinals at #8. Perhaps even more surprisingly than passing on Simmons in the 1st round, they avoided drafting a linebacker with any of their 7 picks (all were defensive players) and will instead turn to veteran Tahir Whitehead to man Kuechly's old spot this season.

To say the absolute least, Whitehead is a severe downgrade from Kuechly. He's a below average player on his best day and over the past couple of seasons with the Raiders, has been horrendous in pass coverage and run support-which led to the team releasing him in March. Behind Whitehead, will be journeyman Adarious Taylor-who has mostly played on special teams during his 6 year career. It's  bizarre and almost reckless to put so little stock in a position that has been such a strength of theirs for so long and don't be surprised if this decision proves to be costly for the overall quality of their defense.      

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Matt Rhule Being as Advertised

Despite being kind of an off-the-board pick that has just 1 season of NFL experience as the Giants assistant offensive line coach back in 2012 and a college head coaching record of 47-43, football pundits have largely swooned over the hiring of Rhule. From 2013-19, he brought a pair of college football programs (Temple, Baylor) back from the dead and guided them to 10+ win seasons within 2 years of taking over the program. Taking over a 5-11 team that finished a distant 4th in a tough division, Rhule's alleged golden touch will be put to the test right away in Carolina.

This Panthers team have no real strengths outside of the McCaffery/Moore tandem and a lot of questions that need to be answered right away. In addition to the aforementioned inside linebacker mess, Rhule will be tasked with promptly figuring out what corner (incumbent #2 Donte Jackson, free agent pickup Eli Apple, rookie Troy Pride) is going to draw top receiver assignments now that James Bradberry is gone, what the WR hierarchy (Curtis Samuel, Robby Anderson, Seth Roberts) behind Moore is going to look like, how the interior line-which struggled quite a bit in 2019- can hold up with a confirmed bum like John Miller replacing Trai Turner at left guard and building an almost completely new edge rotation (2019 1st rounder Brian Burns and career backup Marquise Haynes are the only returning pieces) after all of their vets either retired (Wes Horton) or bolted to join their old DC Sean McDermott in Buffalo (Mario Addison, Vernon Butler). Think of it as the NFL equivalent of taking over a 2-win Baylor team, except that the ultimate goal will be much higher than sneaking into the Sugar Bowl after beating no ranked opponents and losing to Georgia by double digits.  

Bottom Line:

McCaffery, Moore and Bridgewater are the only things keeping the Panthers off the list of contenders for the worst team in football.

New Orleans Saints

2019 Record:  13-3 (1st in NFC South)

Head Coach: Sean Payton (14th season)

Notable Additions: S Malcolm Jenkins, WR Emmanuel Sanders, QB Jameis Winston

Notable Departures: QB Teddy Bridgewater, G Larry Warford, S Vonn Bell

Notable Opt-Outs: None

Biggest Reason to Get Excited: All of the Key Pieces are Back and Healthy to Make Another Title Run

The Saints dreams of bringing home ring #2 of the Brees/Payton era were crushed yet again last year as they got upset by the Vikings in the Wild Card Round. Well, the good news for Saints fans is that all of the heavy hitters from that squad (Brees, Michael Thomas, Alvin Kamara, Terron Armstead, Ryan Ramcyzk, Cameron Jordan, Demario Davis, Marshon Lattimore, Marcus Williams) that made this team a well-rounded threat on both sides of the ball are back and healthy heading into the season.

 Maintaining such a high degree of continuity is a luxury that teams aren't typically afforded and with Kamara, Williams and Davis all hitting free agency after this season and Brees' viability as a starter potentially going away at any moment (more on that in the next section), it's not one they're going to have again-making this their last best chance at a title.   

Biggest Question Mark: Drew Brees vs. Father Time

Brees has every reason to be excited for 2020. His already terrific offensive line received another boost by adding rookie mauler Cesar Ruiz at guard, Kamara is back at full health after playing through injuries that slowed him down significantly in 2019 and the addition of a steady, reliable running mate for Thomas in Emmanuel Sanders should make this offense even better than last year when they ranked 3rd in the league. This is of course all contingent on one burning question: Can the 41-year old fight off the undefeated Father Time for another year? 

On one hand, he did bounce back seamlessly from the thumb injury that sidelined him for 5 games last season and hasn't declined at all from an accuracy/efficiency standpoint in recent years. On the other, he's at an age where guys start to decline out of the blue (while clearly not even close to an apples-to-apples comparison, Brett Favre ultimately hit a career-ending wall in his year 41 season after a terrific season at 40). Particularly with no preseason to draw predictions from, we're going to be completely in the dark about Brees' viability for 2020 until he takes the field on Sunday afternoon against the Buccaneers.   

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Not Choking in the Playoffs

Little known fact: Brees and Payton are just 4-6 in the playoffs since winning the Super Bowl in 2009. Joe Flacco and John Harbaugh won 7 games including a 4-win run to their title in 2012 during that same stretch and no one is going to remember them with the same reverence as the Saints duo.  

As much as the Minneapolis Miracle and the no-call pass interference against the Rams in the 2018 NFC Championship are cited as unlucky breaks, the reality is that the Saints have had several opportunities to put those games in the bag and lacked the mental fortitude/clutch playmaking spark to do so. This team is too good to make excuses for anymore and breaking this cycle of underwhelming postseason play this season is the only way they're going to exit their current place alongside the mid-to-late 80's Bears and late 90's/early 2000's Rams as the greatest failed dynasties in the history of football.

Bottom Line:

If Brees can still play at a high level, the Saints are going to be high on the list of contenders for a fourth straight season.  

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

2019 Record: 7-9 (3rd in NFC South)

Head Coach: Bruce Arians (2nd season)

Notable Additions: QB Tom Brady, TE Rob Gronkowski, RB Leonard Fournette

Notable Departures: QB Jameis Winston, WR Breshad Perriman, OLB Carl Nassib

Notable Opt-Outs: None

Biggest Reason to Get Excited: Tom Brady

There are plenty of reasons to be skeptical about signing Tom Brady to be your quarterback in 2020. He just turned 43, has regressed in completion % and yards per completion in 3 straight seasons and is coming off a quiet 2019 campaign that ended in his first one-and-done playoff run since 2010. 

Concern aside, the Bucs are still exchanging arguably the most volatile quarterback of all time in Jameis Winston for arguably the greatest of all time in Brady and that's pretty fucking exciting for a franchise that hasn't been to the playoffs since 2007. No one knows how Brady is going to fare at this stage of his career, but a team with a deep stockpile of offensive weapons that includes Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Ronald Jones, his old friend Rob Gronkowski and Leonard Fournette, who just signed with the team last Thursday after his surprise release by the Jaguars, is going to give him as good of a chance to continue adding to his legacy as anywhere else in the league.

Biggest Question Mark: Bruce Arians' Ability to Adapt to Brady

After the Bucs landed Brady, the buzz immediately turned to how much he was going to pop under the direction of a brilliant offensive-minded coach in Arians. There's one convenient fact that's been left out of this months-long fawnfest: the system that has brought Arians so much success throughout his NFL career isn't going to fly with Brady.  No amount of pliability would be able to save a 43-year old man from the brutal adverse physical effects that stem from Arians' "drop back, chuck deep balls down the field and repeatedly take huge shots from the defense to make explosive plays" approach (ask Andrew Luck, Carson Palmer and Ben Roethlisberger how they feel about the scars playing under Arians left them with) to offense- especially with an offensive line that's as up-and-down as the Bucs is.

Considering the schematic fit and respect Brady commands, Arians is going to be forced to adapt to the way his new quarterback plays. The quick hitting short-to-intermediate passing game with some runs mixed in system that Brady thrives in couldn't be anymore different than what Arians is used to doing and what makes him such a dynamic offensive mind could end up being stripped away in the process. The cliché of "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" has a tendency of being true in the NFL and Arians' drastic philosophy change (RIP "No risk it, no biscuit") could easily prove to be the latest victim of it.   

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Not Allowing a Zillion Points Per Game

As expected considering his track record, Todd Bowles did a lot of great work in his 1st season as Bucs DC. He dramatically improved their rush D from 24th to 1st, established a legit pass rush (47 sacks) headed up by Shaq Barrett (league-leading 19.5 sacks) and got numerous young players to take huge steps forward (Vita Vea, Carlton Davis) or start their career on positive notes (Sean Murphy-Bunting, Jamel Dean). Despite all of those efforts, they were still incredibly vulnerable against the pass (30th in the league) and allowed a ton of points (28.1 ppg, 29th in the league). While part of those woes were due to the constant offensive turnovers spearheaded by Winston's historic 30 INT season, they also had a number of players on the middle/back end of their defense put up dismal performances (Devin White, Andrew Adams, Jordan Whitehead, Mike Edwards, Vernon Hargreaves-who was cut in mid-November) that made them easy to attack despite the standout performances of others.

Heading into 2020, Bowles will look to put his old DB coach skills to work to help solidify that same pass defense that got them in trouble a year ago. Rookie Antoine Winfield Jr, who is replacing Adams as the starting strong safety, is a potential ballhawk that could help solve their coverage/takeaway problems, White- who was a star in coverage at LSU-should be in a better place to show off his potential now that he has a better understanding of the ropes of the position in the pros and the impact of having Dean and Murphy-Bunting start for a full season on the overall productivity of their corner group will be something worth watching closely. Asking Brady to pull off shootout victories every week isn't feasible at this point of his career and the only way that happens is if this defense improves to the point where they're not allowing their opponents to erupt for 30+ points on a weekly basis.

Bottom Line:

With Tom Brady joining the fold, there's a good chance that the Buccaneers 13 year playoff drought comes to an end.   

Projected Standings:

1.New Orleans Saints (12-4)

2.Tampa Bay Buccaneers (10-6)

3.Atlanta Falcons (8-8)

4.Carolina Panthers (4-12)