Grade: B
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Tuesday, March 24, 2026
Movie Review: Project Hail Mary
Monday, March 23, 2026
2026 NFL Mock Draft (3/23)
1.Las Vegas Raiders: Fernando Mendoza, quarterback (Indiana)
2.New York Jets: Arvell Reese, edge rusher/inside linebacker (Ohio State)
3.Arizona Cardinals: David Bailey, edge rusher (Texas Tech)
4.Tennessee Titans: Jeremiyah Love, running back (Notre Dame)
5.New York Giants: Sony Styles, inside linebacker (Ohio State)
6.Cleveland Browns: Francis Mauigoa, tackle (Miami)
7.Washington Commanders: Caleb Downs, safety (Ohio State)
8.New Orleans Saints: Carnell Tate, wide receiver (Ohio State)
9.Kansas City Chiefs: Spencer Fano, tackle (Utah)
10.Cincinnati Bengals: Mansoor Delane, cornerback (LSU)
11.Miami Dolphins: Makai Lemon, wide receiver (USC)
12.Dallas Cowboys: Ruben Bain Jr., edge rusher (Miami)
13.Los Angeles Rams: Jordyn Tyson, wide receiver (Arizona State)
14.Baltimore Ravens: Olaivaega Ioane, guard (Penn State)
15.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Avieon Terrell, cornerback (Clemson)
16.New York Jets: Omar Cooper Jr., wide receiver (Indiana)
17.Detroit Lions: Jermod McCoy, cornerback (Tennessee)
18.Minnesota Vikings: Dillion Thieneman, safety (Oregon)
19.Carolina Panthers: Kenyon Sadiq, tight end (Oregon)
20.Dallas Cowboys: Emmanuel McNeil-Warren, safety (Toledo)
21.Pittsburgh Steelers: Ty Simpson, quarterback (Alabama)
22.Los Angeles Chargers: Akheem Mesidor, edge rusher (Miami)
23.Philadelphia Eagles: Monroe Freeling, tackle (Georgia)
24.Cleveland Browns: Denzel Boston, wide receiver (Washington)
25.Chicago Bears: Keldric Faulk, edge rusher (Auburn)
26.Buffalo Bills: Peter Woods, defensive tackle (Clemson)
27.San Francisco 49ers: Blake Miller, tackle (Clemson)
28.Houston Texans: Kaydon Proctor, tackle (Alabama)
29.Kansas City Chiefs: Colton Hood, cornerback (Tennessee)
30.Miami Dolphins: T.J. Parker, edge rusher (Clemson)
31.New England Patriots: Cashius Howell, edge rusher (Texas A&M)
32.Seattle Seahawks: Chris Johnson, cornerback (San Diego State)
Thursday, March 19, 2026
Maika Monroe Ranked
Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Maika Monroe-whose latest project "Reminders of Him" is now playing in theaters.
Maika Monroe's Filmography Ranked:
12.Independence Day: Resurgence (D+)
11.It Follows (D+)
10.The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (C)
9.100 Nights of Hero (C)
8.Hot Summer Nights (B-)
7.Reminders of Him (B)
6.Villains (B)
5.After Everything (B)
4.Longlegs (B)
3.Honey Boy (B+)
2.Watcher (B+)
1.The Guest (B+)
Top Dog: The Guest (2014)
The next movie that Adam Wingard and longtime writing partner Simon Barrett have coming out is an A24-backed action horror flick called Onslaught that was conceived as a return to their genre movie roots. If Onslaught-which is expected to release later this year-can ultimately rise up to the level of The Guest, there's a non-zero chance that I'll joyously levitate out of the theater. This movie takes such great pleasure in being a ludicrous thrill ride full of demented surprises and the destination it ultimately arrives it is pure B-movie bliss. It also happens to be a great early showcase for the talents of Dan Stevens and Monroe-who are completely in tune with the twisty, schlocky vibe of the movie every step of the way.
Bottom Feeder: Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
Independence Day: Resurgence would be at or near the top of worst sequels released this century if most people hadn't forgotten it existed. Resurgence replaces the dumb blockbuster charm that made its predecessor one of the greatest TNT Saturday Afternoon Movies of all time with pure uncut, joyless idiocy and a group of actors both new and returning that don't seem particularly excited to be there. Director/co-writer Roland Emmerich has attributed the absence of Will Smith for Resurgence's failure, but I honestly think Smith's magnetism would've been no match for the substantial level of stink that was emanating from this project.
Most Underrated: Watcher (2022)
While Watcher's profile has raised a bit over the last couple of years thanks to streaming, I still feel that it doesn't get the level of respect it deserves. Chloe Okuno's impressive directorial debut viscerally captures feelings of paranoia and isolation in this story of an American woman (Monroe) living in Bucharest with her husband (Karl Glusman) who becomes fixated with a man (Burn Gorman) that lives across the street who appears to be watching her through their apartment's picture window. Monroe is stellar as a woman forced to confront the potential peril she's facing alone as everyone around her either doesn't believe she's in danger or can't speak English, the final 20-25 minutes are tense to the point where I thought my heart was going to fall out of my chest and the last shot is one of my favorites in recent memory. I'm very eager to see what Okuno cooked up on her sophomore feature Brides-which shot last fall and will be theatrically released by Neon at a TBD 2026/27 date.
Most Overrated: It Follows (2014)
It needs to be said that I haven't seen It Follows in over a decade and it could be something that benefits significantly from a rewatch. As it stands, I think it's a dull and silly affair that is very high on the list of most overhyped horror movies of the past 20-25 years.
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
Movie Review: Reminders of Him
For those out there that haven't read the novel or arrived early enough to see the trailer play in front of The Housemaid, Wuthering Heights or Bugonia in recent months, Reminders of Him tells the story of a young woman named Kenna (Maika Monroe) who was just released from jail after serving 5 years for vehicular manslaughter after getting into a car accident that killed her boyfriend Scotty (Rudy Pankow). Kenna has returned to her Colorado hometown with the hopes of finding work and eventually reuniting with her daughter Diem (Zoe Kosovic)-who she gave birth to in jail and is being raised by Scotty's parents (Lauren Graham, Bradley Whitford). Her first unsuccessful day of job hunting after securing a place to live in a rundown cheap motel leads to her seeking out a bookstore that her and Scotty used to frequent, which to her surprise has been turned into a bar that's owned by Ledger (Tyriq Withers)-Scotty's lifelong best friend who Kenna never met as his NFL career made him absent from Scotty's life during their time together. Kenna and Ledger have a nice conversation without knowing who the other person is, but Kenna makes a quick exit once she hears someone call out his name from across the room.
A couple days later, the pair is reunited when Kenna shows up at Scotty's parents house with the hopes of meeting Diem and discovers Ledger-who sees her get dropped off- lives across the street. Ledger promptly freaks out upon learning who Kenna is and shields her from Scotty's parents-who blame her for their son's death-before covertly giving her a ride home while telling her to keep her distance from Diem. This animosity proves to be short-lived as Ledger quickly develops empathy for what Kenna is going through and strikes up a friendship with her that turns into something more once they start spending more time together. Conflicted between his loyalties to Scotty's parents-whose grudge with Kenna is so severe that they haven't even told their granddaughter that she exists, Diem and Kenna, Ledger gets handed the unenviable task of trying to find a path forward that includes all of these people that loves that won't hurt any of their feelings.
What separates Reminders of Him from It Ends with Us and Regretting You is director Vanessa Caswill's ability to find something human underneath all of the Hoover-isms fans and haters alike have come to expect from her work. The foundation of Kenna and Ledger's relationship may be built on a massive foundation of contrivances, but their characters and eventual connection both feel very feel. Being able to ground a story that is so deeply absurd at its core in something authentic is a testament to the individual performances of and strong chemistry between Monroe and Withers. Even during the most melodramatic moments the script forces them to work through, no emotion feels unearned or sensationalized to bait the audience into having a certain emotional reaction. These are people that are consumed by regret, shame and guilt for their past mistakes and their parallel quests for redemption just so happen to bring them close enough where they realize they're perfect for each other. Quite frankly, I never expected a Hoover adaptation to have a romance this convincing at its core and it's kind of remarkable how much having this key but often hard to find ingredient elevates everything else surrounding it. Being able to replicate the formula that Reminders of Him uses to bring a dose of reality to a far-fetched story without disrespecting the tidy, crowd-pleasing romantic arc of the source material is going to be a tough ask for any of the creatives tasked with bringing a Hoover adaptation to life in the future and I'm eager to see if they'll be able to pull it off.
Grade: B
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Movie Review: undertone
undertone really harkens back to the DIY glory days of horror where a filmmaker had an idea for a movie that could be made for cheap and threw their whole heart into making it come to life. The person behind undertone is Ian Tuason-who conceived the film after he put his filmmaking career on pause for multiple years in the late 2010's/early 2020's to care for his parents after they were both diagnosed with cancer. undertone uses the feelings of isolation, guilt and sadness he felt during this time to tell the story of a young podcaster named Evy (Nina Kiri) whose caring for her dying comatose mother (Michele Duqet) in Toronto. The darkness consuming Evy's head space as she tries to process the impending death of her mother gets even bleaker when her co-host (Adam DiMarco) receives an anonymous email with 10 mysterious audio recordings for them to play and discuss on the latest episode of their show-which is shockingly titled "The Undertone". As they slowly work their way through the recordings across multiple nights, Evy's skepticism over the paranormal begins to wane as a bunch of strange occurrences start to happen to her.
Tuason is able to create an atmosphere of slowly escalating dread almost exclusively through the use of sound, shadows and using negative space in the corners of the frame where something sinister may or may not be lurking. With the playback of each subsequent recording, you increasingly get the sense that Evy is being haunted by something that she can feel but can't see, which eventually gives way to a tense, disturbing finale that confirms that it was indeed a terrible idea to listen to those damn mystery audio files.
The actual meat of the script is far less impressive as its religious subtext and supernatural evil are not only familiar, but ultimately kind of silly. It's actually a credit to Tuason's directorial skill for finding a unique vessel to deploy this trope-riddled narrative through as there's a real chance this movie would've been a whiff if it had been told in a more conventional fashion. I can't believe I'm about to say this in 2026 but I'm actually excited to see what he does with Paranormal Activity 8. His ability to create eerie atmospherics through sparse visuals and sound design is precisely the kind of tool kit needed to revive a brand that's been stuck in neutral since its fourth installment back in 2012.
undertone doesn't rise to the level of A24's crowning spooky achievements and probably doesn't have much rewatch value as there's arguably a novelty factor behind its filmmaking techniques. Despite these very clear flaws, Tuason is able to conjure up enough spooky magic for this serve as both a fun watch on the big screen and proof-of-concept for his future directorial endeavors.
Grade: B
Monday, March 16, 2026
2026 NFL Mock Draft (3/16)
1.Las Vegas Raiders: Fernando Mendoza, quarterback (Indiana)
2.New York Jets: David Bailey, edge rusher (Texas Tech)
3.Arizona Cardinals: Arvell Reese, edge rusher/inside linebacker (Ohio State)
4.Tennessee Titans: Jeremiyah Love, running back (Notre Dame)
5.New York Giants: Sonny Styles, inside linebacker (Ohio State)
6.Cleveland Browns: Francis Mauigoa, tackle (Miami)
7.Washington Commanders: Caleb Downs, safety (Ohio State)
8.New Orleans Saints: Carnell Tate, wide receiver (Ohio State)
9.Kansas City Chiefs: Spencer Fano, tackle (Utah)
10.Cincinnati Bengals: Mansoor Delane, cornerback (LSU)
11.Miami Dolphins: Ruben Bain Jr., edge rusher (Miami)
12.Dallas Cowboys: Jermod McCoy, cornerback (Tennessee)
13.Los Angeles Rams: Makai Lemon, wide receiver (USC)
14.Baltimore Ravens: Olaivavega Ioane, guard (Penn State)
15.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: T.J. Parker, edge rusher (Clemson)
16.New York Jets: Jordyn Tyson, wide receiver (Arizona State)
17.Detroit Lions: Avieon Terrell, cornerback (Clemson)
18.Minnesota Vikings: Dillon Thieneman, safety (Oregon)
19.Carolina Panthers: Kenyon Sadiq, tight end (Oregon)
20.Dallas Cowboys: Keldric Faulk, edge rusher (Auburn)
21.Pittsburgh Steelers: Ty Simpson, quarterback (Alabama)
22.Los Angeles Chargers: Akheem Mesidor, edge rusher (Miam)
23.Philadelphia Eagles: Kadyn Proctor, tackle (Alabama)
24.Cleveland Browns: Denzel Boston, wide receiver (Washington)
25.Chicago Bears: Caleb Banks, defensive tackle (Florida)
26.Buffalo Bills: Peter Woods, defensive tackle (Clemson)
27.San Francisco 49ers: Monroe Freeling, tackle (Georgia)
28.Houston Texans: Blake Miller, tackle (Clemson)
29.Kansas City Chiefs: Brandon Cisse, cornerback (South Carolina)
30.Denver Broncos: Omar Cooper Jr., wide receiver (Indiana)
31.New England Patriots: Cashius Howell, edge rusher (Texas A&M)
32.Seattle Seahawks: Emmanuel McNeil-Warren, safety (Toledo)
Thursday, March 12, 2026
Oscars Predictions
Best Picture:
Nominees:
Bugonia
F1
Frankenstein
Hamnet
Marty Supreme
One Battle After Another
The Secret Agent
Sentimental Value
Sinners
Train Dreams
Predicted Winner: One Battle After Another
While the late surge from Sinners driven by its Best Ensemble win at the Actor Awards has certainly made things more interesting, One Battle After Another is still firmly in the pole position heading into Oscar night. One Battle has taken the top prize at every major non-SAG precursor event, and it just feels like the perfect opportunity for the Academy to give Paul Thomas Anderson his due after snubbing him for the past 30 years.
Best Director:
Nominees:
Paul Thomas Anderson, One Battle After Another
Ryan Coogler, Sinners
Josh Safdie, Marty Supreme
Joachim Trier, Sentimental Value
Chloe Zhao, Hamnet
Predicted Winner: Paul Thomas Anderson
Piggybacking off what I just said above, PTA is a filmmaking icon that has never won an Oscar over the course of his storied career and honoring him for his biggest film to date not only makes sense but would mimic the path that the past two winners (Christopher Nolan, Sean Baker) followed to winning this award.
Best Actor:
Nominees:
Timothee Chalamet, Marty Supreme
Leonardo DiCaprio, One Battle After Another
Ethan Hawke, Blue Moon
Michael B. Jordan, Sinners
Wagner Moura, The Secret Agent
Predicted Winner: Michael B. Jordan
I was holding firm on previous frontrunner Timothee Chalamet winning in the immediate aftermath of Jordan taking home the Actor Award two weeks ago, but that changed late last week upon further reflection. Much will be made about Chalamet's late season collapse and for good reason, it looked like he was a lock for Best Actor until he got popped at the BAFTA's by Robert Aramayo (side note: it was hilarious watching the Oscar pundits flip the fuck out over Aramayo's win as I Swear wasn't even eligible for awards this year as US distributor Sony Classics elected to wait until April to release it) then went onto to get knocked off by Jordan the following week . Personally, I think Sinners being a more broadly loved movie among the awards bodies than Marty Supreme is more responsible for the tide shift than anything Chalamet said or did on the campaign trail but I'm positive this will not be a take that's shared by many if Jordan wins on Sunday. Anyways, Jordan's dual performances as twin brother Smoke and Stock is the kind of impressive piece of technical acting that deserve to be honored with gold trophies. His heartfelt speech at the Actor Awards probably didn't hurt his chances either.
Best Actress:
Nominees:
Jessie Buckley, Hamnet
Rose Byrne, If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You
Kate Hudson, Song Song Blue
Renate Reinsve, Sentimental Value
Emma Stone, Bugonia
Predicted Winner: Jessie Buckley
In a season full of highly competitive acting races, Buckley has been the sole performer who has absolutely dominated the field-winning literally every single major award she's been up for. It would be a complete shock if she didn't win here and complete the season sweep.
Best Supporting Actor:
Benicio del Toro, One Battle After Another
Jacob Elordi, Frankenstein
Delroy Lindo, Sinners
Sean Penn, One Battle After Another
Stellan Skarsgard, Sentimental Value
Predicted Winner: Sean Penn
The importance of campaigning is something that is discussed ad nauseum every single award season. Penn emerging as the Best Supporting Actor frontrunner all of a sudden after winning at the BAFTA's and Actor Awards completely flies in the face of this narrative. This man has been a ghost for the bulk of the season and yet, he could still take home his first Oscar since 2008 and third overall. Penn's obvious contempt for this entire process along with him being completely shut out prior to his back-to-back wins will certainly leave the door open for previous favorite Stellan Skarsgard or popular wild card pick Delroy Lindo to win here, but I don't think it's overly likely that One Battle gets shut out in the acting categories and he currently has the best odds of being the member of the cast to leave the ceremony with some hardware by a considerable margin.
Best Supporting Actress:
Elle Fanning, Sentimental Value
Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas, Sentimental Value
Amy Madigan, Weapons
Wunmi Mosaku, Sinners
Teyana Taylor, One Battle After Another
Predicted Winner: Amy Madigan
This category has been pure anarchy since Teyana Taylor's entrenched frontrunner status went up in smoke after losing to Wunmi Mosaku and Amy Madigan at the BAFTA's and Actor Awards respectively. Given how up in the air this category is, I elected to go with Madigan as she's most the recent winner. A 75-year-old career character actor winning her first Oscar for a villain turn in a pure mainstream horror movie would be an unbelievable development that would further solidify how much more open minded the Academy has become over the past handful of years.
Other Awards:
Best Adapted Screenplay: One Battle After Another
Best Original Screenplay: Sinners
Best Animated Feature: Kpop Demon Hunters
Best Documentary Feature: The Perfect Neighbor
Best International Feature: Sentimental Value
Best Casting: Sinners
Best Cinematography: One Battle After Another
Best Film Editing: One Battle After Another
Best Original Score: Sinners
Best Original Song: "Golden", Kpop Demon Hunters
Best Costume Design: Frankenstein
Best Makeup and Hairstyling: Frankenstein
Best Production Design: Frankenstein
Best Sound: F1
Best Visual Effects: Avatar: Fire and Ash
Best Animated Short Film: Butterfly
Best Documentary Short Film: All the Empty Rooms
Best Live Action Short Film: Two People Exchanging Saliva
What My Ballot Would Look Like If I Were an Academy Voter:
Best Picture: Sinners
Best Director: Ryan Coogler
Best Actor: Timothee Chalamet
Best Actress: Rose Byrne
Best Supporting Actor: Jacob Elordi
Best Supporting Actress: Amy Madigan
Best Adapted Screenplay: Bugonia
Best Original Screenplay: Sinners
Best Animated Feature: Zootopia 2
Best Documentary Feature: The Alabama Solution
Best International Feature: Sentimental Value
Best Casting: Sinners
Best Cinematography: Sinners
Best Film Editing: Marty Supreme
Best Original Score: Sinners
Best Original Song: "I Lied to You", Sinners
Best Costume Design: Frankenstein
Best Makeup and Hairstyling: Frankenstein
Best Production Design: Frankenstein
Best Sound: Sinners
Best Visual Effects: Avatar: Fire and Ash
Best Animated Short: Abstain
Best Documentary Short: Abstain
Best Live Action Short: Abstain


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