Wednesday, April 30, 2025

10 Most Anticipated Albums of Summer 2025

10.Rivers of Nihil-Rivers of Nihil (Release Date: May 30)

9.Behemoth-The Shit Ov God (Release Date: May 9)

8.Volbeat-Gods of Angels Trust (Release Date: June 6)

7.Shadow of Intent-Imperium Delirium (Release Date: June 27)

6.A$AP Rocky-Don't Be Dumb (Release Date: TBD)

5.Kali Uchis-Sincerely (Release Date: May 9)

4.Fallujah-Xenotaph (Release Date: June 13)

3.Turnstile-Never Enough (Release Date: June 6)

2.King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard-Phantom Island (Release Date: June 13)

1.The Callous Daoboys-I Don't Want to See You in Heaven (Release Date: May 16) 

Also Plan on Listening to:

Young Thug-UY Scuti (Release Date: May 9)

Rico Nasty-Lethal (Release Date: May 16)

Miley Cyrus-Something Beautiful (Release Date: May 30)

Vildhjarta-Dar skogen sjunger under evighetens granar (Release Date: May 30)

Little Simz-Lotus (Release Date: June 6)

Orthodox-A Door Left Open (Release Date: June 6)

Haim-I Quit (Release Date: June 20)

Heaven Shall Burn-Heimat (Release Date: June 27)

Lorde-Virgin (Release Date: June 27)

Slaughter to Prevail-Grizzly (Release Date: July 18)

Tuesday, April 29, 2025

10 Most Anticipated Movies of Summer 2025

What a perfect time for the summer movie season to hit. Millions of people are currently drunk on the power of cinema after flocking to see Sinners in theaters over the past 11 days and there's a deep slate of films that could benefit from riding the wave that Ryan Coogler's spectacular film set into motion. Both big superhero brands will be hoping that their new films (Thunderbolts*, Superman, The Fantastic Four: First Steps) will be as beloved and successful as last summer's sensation Deadpool & Wolverine. Universal is taking Jurassic Park back to its roots by enlisting original screenwriter David Koepp to write a movie where dinosaurs are squaring off with humans (led by Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali and Jonathan Bailey) on an island that they made the mistake of visiting for their own personal gain. Long-dormant horror franchises are back from the dead (Final Destination: Bloodlines, 28 Years Later, I Know What You Did Last Summer) and hoping to reignite the passion of their respective cult fanbases. A24 is back in business with a trio of directors responsible for some of the splashiest movies in their catalogue (Ari Aster, Celine Song, Danny and Michael Phillipou) on daring projects that could really stand out among this high-profile slate. The "we're sick of live action remakes of animated movies crowd!!" that did victory laps over the failure of Snow White in March will immediately show their whole ass when they help make Lilo & Stitch and How to Train Your Dragon into massive hits. Tom Cruise appears set to say goodbye to a career-defining character of his after 30 years of putting his life on the line for the entertainment of others. Wes Anderson is back with a Wes Anderson-y spy comedy (The Phoenician Scheme) that's led by Benicio del Toro, Mia Threapleton and Michael Cera-who somehow has never worked with Anderson prior to this despite being absolutely perfect for his style. Original movies of various sizes and genres (Together, Weapons, Elio, F1, Shadow Force) will be aiming to replicate the magical run of Sinners. There really is something for everyone and it's just beautiful to see. Here are the 10 films I'm most looking forward to seeing from May-August. 

(Note: I've seen Friendship-which would've otherwise been #1- and to the shock of absolutely no one, I loved it. Tim Robinson is a master of his absurdist comedy craft, and I can't wait to watch it 32 more times by the end of the year.)              

10.F1 (June 27):

To put it mildly, I'm not a fan of F1 racing. In fact, the only times I've ever even passively watched a moment of a race was the morning of my friend's wedding in 2022 and during another friend's bachelor party last year. So why I am really excited to see a film that's centered around a widely popular motorsport that I have absolutely zero attachment to? Simple: It boasts the kind of classic sports movie underdog storyline that I eat up (an aging driver with a checkered past is brought in to mentor a young hotshot during his rookie season on the F1 circuit), the creative team behind it (director Joseph Kosinski, writer Ehren Kruger, cinematographer Claudio Miranda, producer Jerry Bruckheimer) are applying the same principles they used on their previous blockbuster effort Top Gun: Maverick here by shooting on real F1 tracks all over the world during race weekends and using camera rigs that attach to the cars so the viewer can feel like they're in the middle of the action and the cast is absolutely loaded (Brad Pitt, Damson Idiris, Kerry Condon, Javier Bardem, Tobias Menzies, Shea Whigham, Simone Ashley).    

9.Together (July 30):

This body horror comedy which marks the feature debut for Australian filmmaker Michael Shanks was arguably the single most buzzed about title that premiered at this year's Sundance and the teaser that Neon-who won the distribution rights after a massive auction in Park City-released a couple months back does a terrific job of establishing the film's atmosphere without delving into any of the specifics of the plot.    

8.Materialists (June 13):

A vintage James L.Brooks-esque romantic comedy is about the last thing anyone would've expected Celine Song to make immediately after her gut-wrenching debut Past Lives. Massive tonal/genre shift aside; I can clearly see the vision she has for this one from the trailer and wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this shit ended up being charming as hell.   

7.Weapons (August 8):

While it's definitely rough around the edges and probably ended up being a smidge overhyped in the grand scheme of things, Barbarian was a sufficiently nutty, unique horror flick that cemented Zach Cregger as a filmmaker to keep an eye on. His next feature Weapons is an even more ambitious undertaking as the plot involves a mysterious incident where a group of children from the same elementary school class all leave their homes in the middle of the night and disappear into the woods without a trace told from the perspective of multiple characters that have an attachment to the kids including their teacher (Julia Garner), a parent of one of the students (Josh Brolin) and a cop investigating the disappearances (Alden Ehrenreich). Early rumblings are indicating that Cregger made something really special here and I'm really excited to see what kind of madness he cooked up this time around.   

6.Nobody 2 (August 15):

Nobody is one of the best action movies of the last decade and with Indonesian martial arts titan Timo Tjahjanto (The Night Comes for Us, The Shadow Strays) taking over directorial duties this time around, the sequel could prove to be a bigger, bloodier and more entertaining affair.   

5.The Naked Gun (August 1):

Trying to replicate the singular zaniness of The Naked Gun! movies is a tall order. However, if anybody can pull it off, it's the team behind this reboot. Liam Nesson is the perfect deadpan foil to the non-stop colorful gags that are sure to be surrounding him here and director/co-writer Akiva Schaffer (Hot Rod, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, Chip n'Dale: Rescue Rangers) has excelled in the world of silly comedy throughout his career.  

4.Mission-Impossible: The Final Reckoning (May 23):

After 30 years and 8 films, Tom Cruise's madman superspy Ethan Hunt is set to embark on his final mission. Considering the dizzying heights this franchise has reached since Christopher McQuarrie took over as director with 2015's Rogue Nation, I'm fully expecting the finale to deliver some of the craziest stunts and action setpieces of the entire franchise to ensure that Cruise's legacy-defining character goes out with a fittingly excessive, exhilarating bang. 

3.Ballerina (June 6):

I'm equally curious and nervous to see where the wide world of John Wick goes from here as it officially expands its universe beyond the titular character with the spin-off Ballerina, which focuses on a member (Ana de Armas) of the ballet-dancing troupe of assassins that were introduced in John Wick: Chapter 3. With a magnetic actor with proven action chops leading the way and some very credible rumors out there suggesting that franchise architect Chad Stahelski took over for credited director Len Wiseman on the major reshoots Lionsgate ordered that moved the film back from last June to its current date which are certainly backed up by how good the action looks in the trailers, I'm cautiously optimistic that Ballerina will live up to the high Wick standard.    

2.Superman (July 11):

A new era for DC movies is finally launching with the first solo Superman vehicle in 12 years. There's a lot riding on this movie as the embattled superhero brand hopes to wash away the stink of the string of failures that led them to hit the reset button on the entire cinematic universe they had been working in from 2013-2023, but it would be hard to not have faith in James Gunn's ability to reverse their fortunes given his impeccable track record of making great superhero projects and just how much the pure-hearted sentimentality that Superman possesses as a character lines up with his strengths as a storyteller.  

1.28 Years Later (June 20): 

Danny Boyle and Alex Garland returning to the terrifying world they began to build 24 years ago still doesn't feel real. There are lofty expectations that come with following up one of the defining horror masterpieces of the first quarter of the 21st century after spending so much time away that have inevitably been further elevated by the incredible set of trailers Sony has released thus far. Despite the bar being so high, Boyle and Garland are definitely gifted enough to clear it and I'll be stoked to head to the theater on opening weekend to see if they were able to pull off this incredibly difficult feat.      

Also Plan on Watching:

Another Simple Favor (May 1)

The Surfer (May 2)

Thunderbolts* (May 2)

Clown in a Cornfield (May 9)

Fight or Flight (May 9)

Shadow Force (May 9)

Sharp Corner (May 9)

Summer of 69 (May 9)

Final Destination: Bloodlines (May 16)

Hurry Up Tomorrow (May 16)

Bring Her Back (May 30)

The Phoenician Scheme (May 30)

Dangerous Animals (June 6)

The Life of Chuck (June 6)

Elio (June 20)

M3GAN 2.0 (June 27)

Heads of State (July 2)

Jurassic World Rebirth (July 2)

The Old Guard 2 (July 2)

Eddington (July 18)

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (July 25)

Happy Gilmore 2 (July 25)

Oh, Hi! (July 25)

The Bad Guys 2 (August 1)

Fixed (August 13)

Americana (August 22)

Eden (August 22)

Honey Don't! (August 22)

Lurker (August 22)

Relay (August 22)

Caught Stealing (August 29)

The Roses (August 29)

The Toxic Avenger (August 29)

Monday, April 28, 2025

2025 NFL Draft Recap: Winners and Losers, Best and Worst Value Picks, Draft Grades and More

Biggest Winners: Kansas City Chiefs

Having a strong draft was essential for the Chiefs given their cap issues and how much they needed to retool their roster following the beatdown the Eagles just handed to them in the Super Bowl in February. As of right now at least, Brett Veach looks to have nailed the assignment as they did an excellent job of simultaneously addressing needs and getting terrific value in each round. Josh Simmons will have a chance to become their franchise left tackle of the future once he completes his recovery from the ACL tear that cost him most of his final season at his Ohio State. Omarr Norman-Lott is an athletic, hard-nosed defensive tackle who could thrive next to future HOF'er Chris Jones. Ashton Gillotte had some of the highest pressure rates of any edge rusher in this class and is tailor-made to fill a rotational role in the Chiefs blitz-heavy scheme. Nohl Williams should immediately endear himself to Steve Spagnuolo with his ball skills and tackling ability and could challenge for a starting outside corner spot alongside Trent McDuffie if his offseason goes well enough. Jalen Royals is a steady possession receiver with a huge catch radius and sneaky YAC ability that should nicely complement Rashee Rice and Xavier Worthy. While undersized for the position, Jeffrey Bassa's experience playing safety gives him the kind of fluid movement skills, leadership skills and fearlessness that teams want in their inside linebackers. And last but certainly not least, Breshard Smith is an explosive, reliable pass-catching specialist out of the backfield who could fill the key role that Jerick McKinnon once held in this offense.        

Honorable Mentions: Las Vegas Raiders, New York Giants, Carolina Panthers

Biggest Losers: Minnesota Vikings

A plethora of trades from prior seasons left the Vikings with minimal assets in this year's draft (they ended up making 5 selections, which was the fewest of any team) and it showed in the largely mediocre haul they got. While they deserve some credit for attacking their top need in the 1st round with the selection of Ohio State guard Donovan Jackson, their only day 2 pick (WR Tai Felton-who was the last pick of the 3rd round) appears to be nothing more than a dart throw depth piece for their crowded WR room and the other 2 guys they picked (DT Tyrion Ingram-Dawkins, ILB Kobe King, TE Gavin Bartholomew) might not even make the roster. Their hands were clearly tied as they went all-in in 2023 and 2024, but the timing couldn't be worse for a light draft haul as they're still reeling from their brutal collapse in the final 2 games of the 2024 season. At least they were able to get Sam Howell to be J.J. McCarthy's backup/Kevin O'Connell's next QB revival project on Saturday afternoon.   

Dishonorable Mentions: Cincinnati Bengals, San Francisco 49ers, New York Jets

Best Value Pick: Mike Green to the Ravens (59th overall)

Concerns surrounding his response to a sexual assault allegation from his time at the University of Virginia during the pre-draft meeting process forced Green-a widely projected top 20 pick-to tumble all the way into the backend of the 2nd round. If you choose to only focus on what he does on the field, Green is a top 10-caliber talent. His tape was easily among the best of any edge rusher in this year's class and the combination of speed, discipline and power he plays with could make him a devastating weapon in Zach Orr's defense.       

Honorable Mentions: Will Johnson to the Cardinals (47th overall), Donovan Ezeiruaku to the Cowboys (44th overall), Luther Burden III to the Bears (39th overall) 

Worst Value Pick: Jaxson Dart to the New York Giants (25th overall)

My first thought after watching Jaxson Dart's tape was that he was going to get somebody in the NFL fired, so congrats to both Joe Schoen and Brian Daboll on securing your future removal from the New York Giants organization. Dart isn't even some "looks good in shorts prospect" like Daniel Jones, Will Levis or Drew Lock, he's just a pretty average game manager who benefitted from running a simple system in college that kept him consistently upright, limited the reads he had to make and ensured most of his throws were in the short-to-intermediate areas of the field. The best-case scenario is that he's Gardner Minshew without the charisma or cool haircut and worst case is that's he working an HVAC gig in Hackensack a year before his rookie contract would've been up. Either way, Dart is one of the most egregious QB overdrafts of the past 20-25 years, and the Giants should be embarrassed that they traded back into the end of the 1st round to select him.           

Dishonorable Mentions: Shemar Stewart to the Cincinnati Bengals (17th overall), Jalon Walker to the Atlanta Falcons (15th overall), Nick Emmanwori to the Seattle Seahawks (35th overall) 

Top Undrafted Free Agent: Jared Ivey, edge rusher (signed by the Seattle Seahawks)

Ivey going undrafted actually shocked me. Sure, his horrible testing scores at the Combine confirmed the lack of athleticism and stiffness that you see on tape, but he has a level of power and nastiness to his game that could be devastating if he's able to add a little more variety to his arsenal of pass-rushing moves. He's a perfect fit for the tenacious, imposing defense that Mike Macdonald is looking to build in Seattle and should have a real chance of making their Week 1 roster.      

Honorable Mentions: Xavier Restrepo, wide receiver (signed by the Titans), Tyler Batty, edge rusher (BYU) (signed by the Vikings), Seth McLaughlin, center (signed by the Bengals)

Draft Grades by Team (Full List of Draft Classes: https://www.nfl.com/news/2025-nfl-draft-final-snap-grades-for-all-32-teams

Arizona Cardinals: B+

Atlanta Falcons: B

Baltimore Ravens: B+

Buffalo Bills: B+

Carolina Panthers: A-

Chicago Bears: B

Cincinnati Bengals: C+

Cleveland Browns: B- 

Dallas Cowboys: B+

Denver Broncos: B

Detroit Lions: B

Green Bay Packers: B

Houston Texans: B

Indianapolis Colts: B

Jacksonville Jaguars: B-

Kansas City Chiefs: A

Las Vegas Raiders: A-

Los Angeles Chargers: B

Los Angeles Rams: B+

Miami Dolphins: B

Minnesota Vikings: C

New England Patriots: B+

New Orleans Saints: B

New York Giants: A-

New York Jets: C+

Philadelphia Eagles: B+

Pittsburgh Steelers: B+

San Francisco 49ers: C+

Seattle Seahawks: B+

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: B+

Tennessee Titans: B

Washington Commanders: B+ 

Sunday, April 27, 2025

2025 NFL Draft: Top 50 Overall Prospects and Top 5 by Position (Updated w/NFL Landing Spots)

Top 50 Overall Prospects:

1.Abdul Carter, edge rusher (Penn State), Selected 3rd overall by the New York Giants

2.Travis Hunter, cornerback/wide receiver (Colorado), Selected 2nd overall by the Jacksonville Jaguars

3.Mason Graham, defensive tackle (Michigan), Selected 5th overall by the Cleveland Browns

4.Tetairoa McMillan, wide receiver (Arizona), Selected 8th overall by the Carolina Panthers

5.Tyler Warren, tight end (Penn State), Selected 14th overall by the Indianapolis Colts

6.Ashton Jeanty, running back (Boise State), Selected 6th overall by the Las Vegas Raiders

7.Mike Green, edge rusher (Marshall), Selected 59th overall by the Balitmore Ravens

8.Armand Membou, tackle (Missouri), Selected 7th overall by the New York Jets

9.Jahdae Barron, cornerback (Texas), Selected 20th overall by the Denver Broncos

10.James Pearce Jr., edge rusher (Tennessee), Selected 26th overall by the Atlanta Falcons

11.Will Johnson, cornerback (Michigan), Selected 47th overall by the Arizona Cardinals

12.Luther Burden III, wide receiver (Missouri), Selected 39th overall by the Chicago Bears

13.Donovan Ezeiruaku, edge rusher (Boston College), Selected 44th overall by the Dallas Cowboys

14.Kenneth Grant, defensive tackle (Michigan), Selected 13th overall by the Miami Dolphins

15.Emeka Egbuka, wide receiver (Ohio State), Selected 19th overall by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

16.Kelvin Banks Jr., tackle/guard (Texas), Selected 9th overall by the New Orleans Saints

17.Will Campbell, tackle/guard (LSU), Selected 4th overall by the New England Patriots 

18.Malaki Starks, safety (Georgia), Selected 27th overall by the Baltimore Ravens

19.Omarion Hampton, running back (North Carolina), Selected 22nd overall by the Los Angeles Chargers

20.Matthew Golden, wide receiver (Texas), Selected 23rd overall by the Green Bay Packers

21.Walter Nolen, defensive tackle (Ole Miss), Selected 16th overall by the Arizona Cardinals

22.Cam Ward, quarterback (Miami), Selected 1st overall by the Tennessee Titans

23.Josh Conerly Jr., tackle (Oregon), Selected 29th overall by the Washington Commanders

24.Jihaad Campbell, inside linebacker (Alabama), Selected 31st overall by the Philadelphia Eagles

25.Cam Skattebo, running back (Arizona State), Selected 105th overall by the New York Giants

26.Josh Simmons, tackle (Ohio State), Selected 32nd overall by the Kansas City Chiefs

27.Colston Loveland, tight end (Michigan), Selected 10th overall by the Chicago Bears

28.Grey Zabel, tackle/guard/center (North Dakota State), Selected 18th overall by the Seattle Seahawks 

29.Jayden Higgins, wide receiver (Iowa State), Selected 34th overall by the Houston Texans

30.Trey Amos, corner back (Ole Miss), Selected 61st overall by the Washington Commanders

31.Darius Alexander, defensive tackle (Toledo), Selected 65th overall by the New York Giants

32.Bradyn Swinson, edge rusher (LSU), Selected 146th overall by the New England Patriots

33.Landon Jackson, edge rusher (Arkansas), Selected 72nd overall by the Buffalo Bills

34.Nic Scourton, edge rusher (Texas A&M), Selected 51st overall by the Carolina Panthers 

35.Xavier Watts, safety (Notre Dame), Selected 96th overall by the Atlanta Falcons

36.Demetrius Knight Jr., inside linebacker (South Carolina), Selected 49th overall by the Cincinnati Bengals

37.Sheduer Sanders, quarterback (Colorado), Selected 144th overall by the Cleveland Browns

38.JT Tuimoloau, edge rusher (Ohio State), Selected 45th overall by the Indianapolis Colts

39.Tyler Booker, guard (Alabama), Selected 12th overall by the Dallas Cowboys

40.T.J. Sanders, defensive tackle (South Carolina), Selected 41st overall by the Buffalo Bills

41.Jack Bech, wide receiver (TCU), Selected 58th overall by the Las Vegas Raiders

42.Derrick Harmon, defensive tackle (Oregon), Selected 21st overall by the Pittsburgh Steelers

43.Dylan Sampson, running back (Tennessee), Selected 126th overall by the Cleveland Browns

44.TreVeyon Henderson, running back (Ohio State), Selected 38th overall by the New England Patriots

45.Kyle Williams, wide receiver (Washington State), Selected 69th overall by the New England Patriots

46.Mykel Williams, edge rusher (Georgia), Selected 11th overall by the San Francisco 49ers

47.Maxwell Hairston, cornerback (Kentucky), Selected 30th overall by the Buffalo Bills

48.Kaleb Johnson, running back (Iowa), Selected 83rd overall by the Pittsburgh Steelers

49.Tyleik Williams, defensive tackle (Ohio State), Selected 28th overall by the Detroit Lions

50.Benjamin Morrison, cornerback (Notre Dame), Selected 53rd overall by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

Top 5 by Position:

Quarterback:

1.Cam Ward (Miami) NFL team: Tennessee Titans 

2.Sheduer Sanders (Colorado) NFL team: Cleveland Browns

3.Jalen Milroe (Alabama) NFL team: Seattle Seahawks

4.Jaxson Dart (Ole Miss) NFL team: New York Giants

5.Tyler Shough (Louisville) NFL team: New Orleans Saints

Running Back:

1.Ashton Jeanty (Boise State) NFL team: Las Vegas Raiders

2.Omarion Hampton (North Carolina) NFL team: Los Angeles Chargers

3.Cam Skattebo (Arizona State) NFL team: New York Giants

4.Dylan Sampson (Tennessee) NFL team: Cleveland Browns

5.TreVeyon Henderson (Ohio State) NFL team: New England Patriots 

Wide Receiver:

1.Tetairoa McMillan (Arizona) NFL team: Carolina Panthers

2.Luther Burden III (Missouri) NFL team: Chicago Bears

3.Emeka Egbuka (Ohio State) NFL team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

4.Matthew Golden (Texas) NFL team: Green Bay Packers

5.Jayden Higgins (Iowa State) NFL team: Houston Texans

Tight End:

1.Tyler Warren (Penn State) NFL team: Indianapolis Colts

2.Colston Loveland (Michigan) NFL team: Chicago Bears

3.Terrance Ferguson (Oregon) NFL team: Los Angeles Rams

4.Harold Fannin Jr. (Bowling Green) NFL team: Cleveland Browns

5.Elijah Arroyo (Miami) NFL team: Seattle Seahawks

Tackle:

1.Armand Membou (Missouri) NFL team: New York Jets

2.Kelvin Banks Jr. (Texas) NFL team: New Orleans Saints

3.Will Campbell (LSU) NFL team: New England Patriots

4.Josh Conerly Jr. (Oregon) NFL team: Washington Commanders

5.Josh Simmons (Ohio State) NFL team: Kansas City Chiefs

Guard:

1.Tyler Booker (Alabama) NFL team: Dallas Cowboys

2.Donovan Jackson (Ohio State) NFL team: Minnesota Vikings

3.Tate Ratledge (Georgia) NFL team: Detroit Lions

4.Jonah Saviinaea (Arizona) NFL team: Miami Dolphins

5.Marcus Mbow (Purdue) NFL team: New York Giants

Center:

1.Jared Wilson (Georgia) NFL team: New England Patriots

2.Seth McLaughlin (Ohio State) NFL team: Cincinnati Bengals

3.Jake Majors (Texas) NFL team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

4.Jonah Monheim (USC) NFL team: Jacksonville Jaguars

5.Drew Kendall (Boston College) NFL team: Philadelphia Eagles

Edge Rusher:

1.Abdul Carter (Penn State) NFL team: New York Giants

2.Mike Green (Marshall) NFL team: Baltimore Ravens

3.James Pearce Jr. (Tennessee) NFL team: Atlanta Falcons

4.Donovan Ezeiruaku (Boston College) NFL team: Dallas Cowboys

5.Bradyn Swinson (LSU) NFL team: New England Patriots

Defensive Tackle:

1.Mason Graham (Michigan) NFL team: Cleveland Browns

2.Kenneth Grant (Michigan) NFL team: Miami Dolphins

3.Walter Nolen (Ole Miss) NFL team: Arizona Cardinals

4.Darius Alexander (Toledo) NFL team: New York Giants

5.T.J. Sanders (South Carolina) NFL team: Buffalo Bills

Inside Linebacker:

1.Jihaad Campbell (Alabama) NFL team: Philadelphia Eagles 

2.Demeterius Knight Jr. (South Carolina) NFL team: Cincinnati Bengals

3.Carson Schwesinger (UCLA) NFL team: Cleveland Browns

4.Jalon Walker (Georgia) NFL team: Atlanta Falcons

5.Jefferey Bassa (Oregon) NFL team: Kansas City Chiefs

Cornerback:

1.Travis Hunter (Colorado) NFL team: Jacksonville Jaguars

2.Jahdae Barron (Texas) NFL team: Denver Broncos

3.Will Johnson (Michigan) NFL team: Arizona Cardinals

4.Trey Amos (Ole Miss) NFL team: Washington Commanders

5.Maxwell Hairston (Kentucky) NFL team: Buffalo Bills

Safety:

1.Malaki Starks (Georgia) NFL team: Baltimore Ravens

2.Xavier Watts (Notre Dame) NFL team: Seattle Seahawks

3.Andrew Mukubo (Texas) NFL team: Philadelphia Eagles

4.Lathan Ransom (Ohio State) NFL team: Carolina Panthers

5.Nick Emmanwori (South Carolina) NFL team: Seattle Seahawks 

 

Saturday, April 26, 2025

2025 NFL Draft: Top 50 Prospects Available on Day 3

1.Cam Skattebo, running back (Arizona State)

2.Bradyn Swinson, edge rusher (LSU)

3.Sheduer Sanders, quarterback (Colorado)

4.Dylan Sampson, running back (Tennessee) 

5.Elic Ayomanor, wide receiver (Stanford)

6.Jalen Royals, wide receiver (Utah State)

7.Jared Ivey, edge rusher (Ole Miss)

8.Jack Sawyer, edge rusher (Ohio State)

9.Kyle Kennard, edge rusher (South Carolina)

10.Lathan Ransom, safety (Ohio State)

11.CJ West, defensive tackle (Indiana)

12.Xavier Restrepo, wide receiver (Miami)

13.Elijah Roberts, edge rusher (SMU)

14.Damien Martinez, running back (Miami)

15.Trevor Etienne, running back (Georgia)

16.DJ Giddens, running back (Kansas State)

17.Dorian Strong, cornerback (Virginia Tech)

18.David Walker, edge rusher (Central Arkansas)

19.Barryn Sorrell, edge rusher (Texas)

20.Devin Neal, running back (Kansas)

21.Billy Bowman Jr., safety (Oklahoma)

22.Jeffrey Bassa, inside linebacker (Oregon)

23.Tory Horton, wide receiver (Colorado State)

24.Joshua Farmer, defensive tackle (Florida State)

25.Chris Paul Jr., inside linebacker (Ole Miss)

26.Marcus Mbow, guard (Purdue)

27.R.J. Mickens, safety (Clemson)

28.Tyler Batty, edge rusher (BYU)

29.Jaydon Blue, running back (Texas)

30.Gunnar Helm, tight end (Texas)

31.Tez Johnson, wide receiver (Oregon)

32.Barrett Carter, inside linebacker (Clemson)

33.Jalen Rivers, tackle/guard (Miami)

34.Ty Robinson, defensive tackle (Nebraska)

35.Danny Stutsman, inside linebacker (Oklahoma)

36.Jaylin Lane, wide receiver (Virginia Tech)

37.Quinn Ewers, quarterback (Texas)

38.Mac McWilliams, cornerback (UCF)

39.Miles Frazier, guard (LSU)

40.Rylie Mills, defensive tackle (Notre Dame)

41.Kyle McCord, quarterback (Syracuse)

42.Jayden Reed, safety (Penn State)

43.Quincy Riley, cornerback (Louisville)

44.Will Howard, quarterback (Ohio State)

45.Cameron Williams, tackle (Texas)

46.Seth McLaughlin, center (Ohio State)

47.Jordan Phillips, defensive tackle (Maryland)

48.Benjamin Yurosek, tight end (Georgia)

49.Ollie Gordon II, running back (Oklahoma State)

50.Willie Lampkin, guard/center (North Carolina)

Friday, April 25, 2025

2025 NFL Draft: Top 50 Prospects Available on Day 2

1.Mike Green, edge rusher (Marshall)

2.Will Johnson, cornerback (Michigan)

3.Luther Burden III, wide receiver (Missouri)

4.Donovan Ezeiruaku, edge rusher (Boston College)

5.Cam Skattebo, running back (Arizona State)

6.Jayden Higgins, wide receiver (Iowa State)

7.Trey Amos, cornerback (Ole Miss)

8.Darius Alexander, defensive tackle (Toledo)

9.Bradyn Swinson, edge rusher (LSU)

10.Landon Jackson, edge rusher (Arkansas)

11,Nic Scourton, edge rusher (Texas A&M)

12.Xavier Watts, safety (Notre Dame)

13.Demetrius Knight Jr., inside linebacker (South Carolina)

14.Sheduer Sanders, quarterback (Colorado)

15.JT Tuimoloau, edge rusher (Ohio State)

16,T.J. Sanders, defensive tackle (South Carolina)

17.Jack Bech, wide receiver (TCU)

18.Dylan Sampson, running back (Tennessee) 

19.TreVeyon Henderson, running back (Ohio State)

20.Kyle Williams, wide receiver (Washington State)

21.Kaleb Johnson, running back (Iowa)

22.Benjamin Morrison, cornerback (Notre Dame)

23.Elic Ayomanor, wide receiver (Stanford)

24.Jalen Royals, wide receiver (Utah State)

25.Carson Schwesinger, inside linebacker (UCLA)

26.Jared Ivey, edge rusher (Ole Miss)

27.Darien Porter, cornerback (Iowa State)

28.Andrew Mukubo, safety (Texas)

29.Quinshon Judkins, running back (Ohio State)

30.Princely Umanmielen, edge rusher (Ole Miss)

31.Shavon Revel, cornerback (East Carolina)

32.Jaylin Noel, wide receiver (Iowa State)

33.Terrance Ferguson, tight end (Oregon)

34.Tate Ratledge, guard (Georgia)

35.Jack Sawyer, edge rusher (Ohio State)

36.Azareye'h Thomas, cornerback (Florida State)

37.Alfred Collins, defensive tackle (Texas)

38.RJ Harvey, running back (UCF)

39.Jacob Parrish, cornerback (Kansas State)

40.Josaiah Stewart, edge rusher (Michigan)

41.Jordan Burch, edge rusher (Oregon)

42.Ozzy Trapilo, tackle (Boston College)

43.Harold Fannin Jr., tight end (Bowling Green)

44.Vernon Broughton, defensive tackle (Texas)

45.Kyle Kennard, edge rusher (South Carolina)

46.Jonah Savaiinaea, guard (Arizona)

47.Lathan Ransom, safety (Ohio State)

48.Jared Wilson, center (Georgia)

49.Savion Williams, wide receiver (TCU)

50.Wyatt Milum, tackle/guard (West Virginia) 

Thursday, April 24, 2025

2025 NFL Mock Draft (4/24, Draft Day)

1.Tennessee Titans: Cam Ward, quarterback (Miami)

This is the only pick in the entire draft that I'd be confident enough to wager on. Brian Callahan was mere moments away from murdering Will Levis with his bare hands season and after they whiffed on adding one of the marquee veterans (Sam Darnold, Geno Smith, Justin Fields) that were available at the start of free agency, the focus with this pick immediately shifted to finding a rookie QB to relieve Levis of his starting duties. As polarizing of a prospect as Ward is on the whole (his gunslinger mentality and tendency to hold onto the ball forever could prove to be real problems at the next level), his athleticism and arm talent make him the only QB in this class that has the potential to be special.   

2.Cleveland Browns: Travis Hunter, cornerback/wide receiver (Colorado)

Until they signed Joe Flacco-who famously thrived in Kevin Stefanski's system during the latter half of the 2023 regular season-just under two weeks ago, I was convinced they were taking a quarterback at the top of the draft. Stefanski and GM Andrew Barry are both very much on the hot seat after a disastrous 2024 season and it just didn't seem like they were going to be comfortable betting their futures in Cleveland on Kenny Pickett thriving as their uncontested starting QB. Now that they have multiple stopgap options in the fold to replace the disgraced Deshaun Watson and his albatross of a contract, they can focus their efforts elsewhere and I believe they've zeroed in on Hunter. The reigning Heisman Trophy winner would add some much-needed playmaking prowess to a roster that currently has very little in the way of sizzle outside of Myles Garrett and with needs at both CB and WR, they're particularly well-equipped to see if Hunter's unicorn two-way skill set can translate to the pros.    

3.New York Giants: Abdul Carter, edge rusher (Penn State)

This is a pick that I'm just choosing to believe the draft pundits on as I find it to be incredibly bizarre that the Giants would make the luxury pick of another edge rusher to put alongside their currenting starting duo of Brian Burns and Kayvon Thibodeaux (I actually believe that Carter has a good chance of being a considerably better player than both of them, but that's beside the point) when they have a plethora of more pressing needs on both sides of the ball. Maybe we'll find out tonight that this was an elaborate smoke screen designed to make teams picking behind them believe they have a chance of getting Sheduer Sanders or Ashton Jeanty, but I'm not brazen enough to go against this consensus pick that has emerged over the past 10 days or so.        

4.New England Patriots: Will Campbell, tackle/guard (LSU)

With Carter off the board, the Patriots appear set to pivot to further committing to their offseason offensive line retooling after fielding the worst unit in the league in 2024. Mike Vrabel reportedly loves Campbell (Vrabel loving a certified meathead offensive lineman, who would've thought!) and believes he can overcome his short arm length to play left tackle in the NFL, which is really all the justification that the front office needs to take him in the top 5.    

5.Jacksonville Jaguars: Mason Graham, defensive tackle (Michigan) 

Interior defensive line was a massive problem for the Jags during their demoralizing 4-13 2024 campaign as they didn't have a player from that group pick up more than 3 sacks or 8 TFL's. Drafting Graham could be the first step towards fixing this problem. While there are some concerns about his arm length, his high motor, violent hands and consistent gap-eating ability are enough to make him one of the highest ceiling DT prospects of this decade thus far.     

6.Las Vegas Raiders: Ashton Jeanty, running back (Boise State)

Hiring Pete Carroll and trading for Geno Smith this offseason indicates that the Raiders are trying to go from laughability to respectability in short order. What better way to work towards that goal than by adding Jeanty-who is widely viewed as one of the few can't miss prospects in this class? Having a running back that could immediately handle a bellcow workload would make life easier for Smith-who deserves a bit of a break this year after throwing a career-high 578 times last season with the Seahawks and more importantly, the Raiders are in dire need of help at running back after ranking dead last in rushing YDS last season and only adding the oft-injured Raheem Mostert-who just turned 33-to their RB room in free agency.       

7.New York Jets: Armand Membou, tackle (Missouri)

Tyler Warren or Tetairoa McMillan could absolutely be in play here as the Jets look to add another offensive playmaker to put alongside Garrett Wilson in their 1st season after being liberated by the great Aaron Rodgers plague, I just happen to think that bringing in another offensive lineman to pair with last year's top pick Olu Fashanu makes a bit more sense for them at this spot. Membou's toughness and athletic fluidity would make the ideal right tackle for OC Tanner Engstrand's system that will presumably be heavy on zone runs and play action passes with Justin Fields at quarterback.  

8.Carolina Panthers: Jalon Walker, inside linebacker/edge rusher (Georgia)

Somebody in the top 15 is going to be seduced by Walker's stellar combine performance and experience playing at inside linebacker, edge rusher and on special teams despite his lack of eye-popping production throughout college and the favorites for that honor in my book are the Panthers. Frankie Luvu filled a similar hybrid LB/edge role for them from 2021-23 and nobody stepped into it last year after he left for the Commanders in free agency, which would provide Walker with a defined Swiss Army Knife role like he had at Georgia that he may not find elsewhere in the league.        

9.New Orleans Saints: Sheduer Sanders, quarterback (Colorado)

There are conflicting reports about both Derek Carr's availability for the 2025 season and the Saints interest in drafting a QB this year over the last couple of weeks following a report from the NFL Network's Ian Rapoport that stated that Carr is dealing with a shoulder ailment that could sideline him indefinitely. If Carr is indeed set to miss the 2025 season, I doubt that new HC Kellen Moore is going to want to trot out his inherited top backup Spencer Rattler or go out and send a late round pick to the Falcons in exchange for the honor of starting a decrepit Kirk Cousins for a year. Given that their hands are completely tied here, selecting Sanders is probably their best option. Sanders is basically a less athletic version of Bo Nix in that he won't dazzle you with his play at any point, but has enough accuracy, poise and toughness to win games. Plus, his tenure at Colorado prepared him nicely for playing behind a horrendous offensive line like the one the Saints currently have!      

10.Chicago Bears: Tyler Warren, tight end (Penn State)

Ryan Poles' entire draft strategy this year is basically crossing his fingers that Ashton Jeanty falls into his lap at #10. Given that there can't be more than a 5% chance of that occurring, Poles is most likely going to have to set his sights elsewhere and Warren feels like a great consolation prize. The Penn State product is the rare breed of modern tight end that functions as both a pass-catching option at every level of the field and a good in-line blocker with a real mean streak. Putting him in a 2-TE set with Cole Kmet alongside D.J. Moore and Rome Odunze in Ben Johnson's system could allow Caleb Williams to really let loose as a passer in his sophomore season.   

11.San Francisco 49ers: Jahdae Barron, cornerback/safety (Texas)

Barron's natural physicality, strong ball skills and ability to line up outside, in the slot or at safety would make him a great addition to the 49ers youth-driven secondary. 

12.Dallas Cowboys: Tetarioa McMillian, wide receiver (Arizona)

For the second time this decade, a potential star WR drops right into the Cowboys lap. Putting a polished route tactician who can go up and snatch contested catches with ease next to an explosive playmaker in CeeDee Lamb could immediately stabilize the Cowboys passing attack after an erratic 2024.   

13.Miami Dolphins: Kelvin Banks Jr., tackle/guard (Texas)

In this scenario where both Will Campbell and Armand Membou are off the board, it becomes kind of an anarchy situation at offensive line as there's no true consensus among the rest of the prospects that are projected to go in the top 50-60 picks. Given that the Dolphins have just a single locked in starter for next season (center Aaron Brewer) after the retirement of Terron Armstead and departure of Kendal Lamm in free agency, they'll probably set their sights on somebody like Kelvin Banks Jr or Grey Zabel who could step into just about any role that's asked of them. Between Banks Jr. and Zabel, I think the former's status as certified mauler in the run game who boasts the burst to get down field and block for stretch runs, RPO's, etc. makes him a better fit for Mike McDaniel's speed-driven system than the latter.        

14.Indianapolis Colts: Emeka Egbuka, wide receiver (Ohio State)

In an offense that's begging for consistency, Egbuka would be just what the doctor ordered. His ability to get open and make tough catches in the middle of the field or on the sideline provide him with a high floor that would make him a nice possession WR2 complement to vertical threat Michael Pittman Jr.    

15.Atlanta Falcons: Shemar Stewart, edge rusher (Texas A&M)

While there are certainly safer picks for the defensively challenged Falcons to make here, the projections on Stewart could be too tempting for them to pass up. At 6'6, 290 lbs with 4.6 speed, Stewart could prove to be the blistering bulldozer of a pass-rusher that changes the complexion of a front 7 that has consistently been among the worst in the league for nearly a decade straight now.  

16.Arizona Cardinals: Mike Green, edge rusher (Marshall)

Green started to really make a name for himself at the Senior Bowl when he absolutely dominated the competition during drills and erased many of the concerns that surrounded him only being a 2-year starter at a smaller D1 school that didn't see him face much in the way of elite competition. A Cardinals squad that only mustered 41 sacks and didn't have a single player on the roster get more than 5 in 2024 would make them an ideal candidate for this ascending prospect's services. His burst, strength and unrelenting pursuit of the ballcarrier absolutely explode off the tape and his monstrous 2024 campaign (84 tackles, 24 TFL's, a D1-leading 17 sacks) indicates that he's ready to contribute in the pros right away.        

17.Cincinnati Bengals: Will Johnson, cornerback (Michigan)

Much has been made about the pickle the Bengals could be in at edge next season now that Sam Hubbard has retired and Trey Hendrickson has requested a trade for the second time in less than a year. But what about their similarly, if not even more dire situation at CB? Cam Taylor-Britt failed his audition to be Bengals CB1 following the departure of Chidiobe Awuzie in a big way in 2024, D.J Turner has yet to show much of anything through 2 seasons and unless his lack of a market over the past month causes him to come crawling back, Mike Hilton appears set to move on. Selecting Johnson here would give them another crack at getting a CB1 after Taylor-Britt and Turner failed to fill this key role. There's a shade of Asante Samuel to Johnson's game in the way that he aggressively pursues the ball at the expense of getting absolutely toasted from time to time, but he brings the type of fluidity, instincts and knack for creating takeaways to the CB position that can't be taught.   

18.Seattle Seahawks: Grey Zabel, tackle/guard/center (North Dakota State)

Zabel's the rare breed of lineman who can play all 5 spots on the line and given the Seahawks litany of problems on the interior last season, he should be able to immediately secure a starting spot at guard or center.    

19.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Malaki Starks, safety (Georgia)

The Bucs have the luxury of going best player available at any defensive spot outside of DT here and at this juncture of the draft, they'll have several appealing options. Unless they view Jihaad Campbell as a logical successor to Lavonte David internally, Starks seems like the guy most likely to fit that bill. Putting somebody with Starks' tackling prowess and coverage skills alongside the rangey Antoine Winfield Jr. could instantly give the Bucs one of the best safety tandems in the league.      

20.Denver Broncos: Omarion Hampton, running back (North Carolina)

Just like their counterparts in Chicago, Ashton Jeanty would be the dream pick for a Broncos offense that could dramatically transform overnight if they added a star RB to the fold. Obviously, there's absolutely zero chance of this happening given their draft position. On the other hand, the consensus #2 RB in this class is a near lock to be there and it would kind of shock me if they didn't opt to pick Hampton if he's available. Hampton has the size and strength (6'1, 220bs) of a classic bruiser back with a rare contact balance that could make him a yards after contact monster.       

21.Pittsburgh Steelers: Trey Amos, cornerback (Ole Miss)

I'm convinced that Aaron Rodgers will be the starting quarterback for the Steelers this season and if that's the case, there would be no reason for them to take a QB here unless they are absolutely smitten with Jalen Milroe or Jaxson Dart-which feels unlikely given that the failure of another similarly shaky prospect they drafted in the early 20's (Kenny Pickett) is still very fresh in their minds. With QB off the table, they can turn their focus to their other biggest need: corner. Amos has the length and strength required to play in Teryl Austin's press-heavy scheme and is versatile enough in his coverage ability where he could push new Steeler Darius Slay for the starting outside job vacated by free agent causality Donte Jackson or man the slot for a year or two while Slay plays out his twilight years.    

22.Los Angeles Chargers: Colston Loveland, tight end (Michigan)

Jim Harbaugh's meathead desires paired with the team's roster needs putting him on a collision course with a guy that he coached in college is simply poetic. Loveland's natural pass-catching skills and hulking size (6'5, 245 lbs) makes him a strong contender to become the focal point of Greg Roman's TE-driven passing attack, which should excite Justin Herbert after veteran Will Dissly largely let him down in this key role a year ago.      

23.Green Bay Packers: Matthew Golden, wide receiver (Texas)

Nobody can dispute that the Packers deploying a platoon of young WR2/3's is a creative way to get around paying a star veteran WR the top dollar they command these days while also allowing a young QB the unique opportunity to grow alongside his pass-catchers. The downside to this approach is that there are clear limitations to all these guy's games that present themselves once they get into the pros and you have to try and counteract that by continuing to add young talent at every possible opportunity. While Golden isn't a surefire WR1 by any means, he does have a degree of craftiness and explosiveness to his game that give him a ceiling that none of their current WR's have.    

24.Minnesota Vikings: Nick Emmanwori, safety (South Carolina)

The Vikings would be an ideal landing spot for Emmanwori, who is currently nothing more than an elite athlete trying to figure how out to play football. Learning from one of the best safeties of the past 15 years in Harrison Smith would provide the level of mentorship he needs to work on his craft before he steps into a high leverage role.   

25.Houston Texans: Josh Simmons, tackle (Ohio State)

Reshuffling the offensive line this offseason was kind of a necessity for the Texans after C.J. Stroud and their running backs got the crap kicked out of them for most of last season. While Simmons likely won't be able to contribute right away as he's currently rehabbing from an ACL tear he suffered last October, his smooth movement and defender-mirroring skills have too much value for them moving forward to allow themselves to be scared off by the questions surrounding his availability for this fall.       

26.Los Angeles Rams: Jihaad Campbell, inside linebacker (Alabama)

Christian Rozeboom's departure for the Panthers in free agency has left the Rams with a hole to fill in the middle of their linebacking corps for the second time in less than a year. Not only could Campbell come in and start on Day 1, but he could also hold down the ILB job for at least the next 5 years if he plays with the same tenacity and explosiveness that made him a disruptive force in the middle of the defense at Alabama.     

27.Baltimore Ravens: Donovan Ezeiruaku, edge rusher (Boston College)

We've seen Kyle Van Noy and Odafe Oweh really take off as "undersized" pass-rushers at the outside linebacker position in Baltimore in each of the past 2 seasons. Adding another guy in Ezeiruaku-who makes up for the concerns about his frame with a big bag of pass-rushing moves and phenomenal first step-to the rotation could make them one of the deadliest pass-rushing teams in the league. 

28.Detroit Lions: Tyler Booker, guard (Alabama)

Losing Kevin Zeitler after just 1 season opened up a potential weakness on the Lions stout offensive line. Drafting the top pure guard in this class could be a quick way to patch up this issue. Like many of the gents that have found themselves being drafted by the Lions in recent years, Booker is a towering behemoth who plays the game like the opponent has wronged him and everyone he loves. Seeing him lineup next to Frank Ragnow, Penei Sewell, Graham Glasgow and Taylor Decker every week would be a lot of fun.   

29.Washington Commanders: Walter Nolen, defensive tackle (Ole Miss)

Even with Da'Ron Payne still hanging around and 2024 2nd round pick Jer'Zhan Newton conceivably hungry to bounce back from his dismal rookie season, Nolen's strength and pass-rushing prowess would immediately make him a leading candidate to replace Jonathan Allen as the Commanders top interior defensive lineman. 

30.Buffalo Bills: Luther Burden III, wide receiver (Missouri)

Creativity with offensive scheming and playcalling is something the Bills have lacked through Sean McDermott's tenure as head coach and if they're serious about their championship aspirations, it's something they're probably going to have embrace sooner than later. Bringing in Burden III could be the very thing that kickstarts an era of offensive innovation in Buffalo. His skill set is that special kind of dynamic that coaches salivate over as Burden III has the speed to be a vertical threat, the YAC skills and shiftiness to haul in screens, handles jet sweeps, etc. and the ball skills and body control to make contested catches at every level of the field. Being part of an offense at Missouri that didn't really elect to utilize much of his toolbox beyond the short yardage stuff is the primary reason he's even being projected as a late 1st/early 2nd round pick and him going to a place with a QB that can and will get him the football as much as he wants would likely prove just how undervalued he's been throughout the entire predraft process.          

31.Kansas City Chiefs: Mykel Williams, edge rusher (Georgia)

Through 2 years, the Felix Anudike-Uzomah experiment hasn't worked at all in Kansas City as made minimal impact (41 total tackles, 8 TFL's, 14 QB hits, 19 pressures, 3 sacks in 34 games) as a rotational edge piece. If Brett Veach wanted to go back to the situational edge rusher well in the 1st round, Williams would represent an intriguing dice roll. While he's yet to prove he can be a consistently productive pass-rusher despite his ideal speed/size/length combo, he's a strong enough run defender to carve out a 2-down role from the jump.       

32.Philadelphia Eagles: James Pearce Jr., edge rusher (Tennessee)

Howie Roseman does it again! Vic Fangio getting his hands on a pass rusher with Pearce Jr's suddenness, instinctiveness and relentlessness should scare the shit out of the rest out of the league.    

Second Round:

33.Cleveland Browns: Jaxson Dart, quarterback (Ole Miss)

34.New York Giants: Maxwell Hairston, cornerback (Kentucky)

35.Tennessee Titans: Nic Scourton, edge rusher (Texas A&M) 

36.Jacksonville Jaguars: Josh Conerly Jr., tackle (Oregon)

37.Las Vegas Raiders: Jalen Milroe, quarterback (Alabama)

38.New England Patriots: Donovan Jackson, guard (Ohio State)

39.Chicago Bears: Derrick Harmon, defensive tackle (Oregon)

40.New Orleans Saints: Kenneth Grant, defensive tackle (Michigan)

41.Chicago Bears: Kaleb Johnson, running back (Iowa)

42.New York Jets: Mason Taylor, tight end (LSU)

43.San Francisco 49ers:  Jonah Saviinaea, guard (Arizona)

44.Dallas Cowboys: JT Tulmoloau, edge rusher (Ohio State)

45.Indianapolis Colts: Aireontae Ersery, tackle (Minnesota) 

46.Atlanta Falcons: Jared Wilson, center (Georgia)

47.Arizona Cardinals: Carson Schwesinger, inside linebacker (UCLA)

48.Miami Dolphins: Shavon Revel, cornerback (East Carolina)

49.Cincinnati Bengals: Landon Jackson, edge rusher (Arkansas)

50.Seattle Seahawks: Xavier Watts, safety (Notre Dame) 

51.Denver Broncos: Jayden Higgins, wide receiver (Iowa State)

52.Seattle Seahawks: Terrance Ferguson, tight end (Oregon)

53.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Bradyn Swinson, edge rusher (LSU)

54.Green Bay Packers: Azareye'h Thomas, cornerback (Florida State)

55.Los Angeles Chargers: Cam Skattebo, running back (Arizona State)

56.Buffalo Bills: Tyliek Williams, defensive tackle (Ohio State)

57.Carolina Panthers: Tre Harris, wide receiver (Ole Miss)

58.Houston Texans: TreVeyon Henderson, running back (Ohio State)

59.Baltimore Ravens: Darius Alexander, defensive tackle (Toledo)

60.Detroit Lions: Alfred Collins, defensive tackle (Texas)

61.Washington Commanders: Benjamin Morrison, cornerback (Notre Dame)

62.Buffalo Bills: Jack Sawyer, edge rusher (Ohio State)

63.Kansas City Chiefs: Tate Ratledge, guard (Georgia)

64.Philadelphia Eagles: Kevin Winston Jr., safety (Penn State)

Wednesday, April 23, 2025

2025 NFL Draft: Top 50 Overall Prospects and Top 5 by Position

Top 50 Overall Prospects:

1.Abdul Carter, edge rusher (Penn State)

2.Travis Hunter, cornerback/wide receiver (Colorado)

3.Mason Graham, defensive tackle (Michigan)

4.Tetairoa McMillan, wide receiver (Arizona)

5.Tyler Warren, tight end (Penn State)

6.Ashton Jeanty, running back (Boise State)

7.Mike Green, edge rusher (Marshall)

8.Armand Membou, tackle (Missouri)

9.Jahdae Barron, cornerback/safety (Texas)

10.James Pearce Jr., edge rusher (Tennessee) 

11.Will Johnson, cornerback (Michigan)

12.Luther Burden III, wide receiver (Missouri)

13.Donovan Ezeiruaku, edge rusher (Boston College)

14.Kenneth Grant, defensive tackle (Michigan)

15.Emeka Egbuka, wide receiver (Ohio State)

16.Kelvin Banks Jr., tackle/guard (Texas)

17.Will Campbell, tackle/guard (LSU)

18.Malaki Starks, safety (Georgia)

19.Omarion Hampton, running back (North Carolina)

20.Matthew Golden, wide receiver (Texas)

21.Walter Nolen, defensive tackle (Ole Miss)

22.Cam Ward, quarterback (Miami)

23.Josh Conerly Jr., tackle (Oregon)

24.Jihaad Campbell, inside linebacker (Alabama)

25.Cam Skattebo, running back (Arizona State)

26.Josh Simmons, tackle (Ohio State)

27.Colston Loveland, tight end (Michigan)

28.Grey Zabel, tackle/guard/center (North Dakota State)

29.Jayden Higgins, wide receiver (Iowa State)

30.Trey Amos, cornerback (Ole Miss)

31.Darius Alexander, defensive tackle (Toledo)

32.Bradyn Swinson, edge rusher (LSU)

33.Landon Jackson, edge rusher (Arkansas)

34.Nic Scourton, edge rusher (Texas A&M)

35.Xavier Watts, safety (Notre Dame)

36.Demetrius Knight Jr., inside linebacker (South Carolina)

37.Sheduer Sanders, quarterback (Colorado)

38.JT Tuimoloau, edge rusher (Ohio State)

39.Tyler Booker, guard (Alabama)

40.T.J. Sanders, defensive tackle (South Carolina)

41.Jack Bech, wide receiver (TCU)

42.Derrick Harmon, defensive tackle (Oregon)

43.Dylan Sampson, running back (Tennessee) 

44.TreVeyon Henderson, running back (Ohio State)

45.Kyle Williams, wide receiver (Washington State)

46.Mykel Williams, edge rusher (Georgia)

47.Maxwell Hairston, cornerback (Kentucky)

48.Kaleb Johnson, running back (Iowa)

49.Tyleik Williams, defensive tackle (Ohio State)

50.Benjamin Morrison, cornerback (Notre Dame)

Top 5 by Position:

Quarterback:

1.Cam Ward (Miami)

2.Sheduer Sanders (Colorado)

3.Jalen Milroe (Alabama)

4.Jaxson Dart (Ole Miss)

5.Tyler Shough (Louisville)

Running Back:

1.Ashton Jeanty (Boise State)

2.Omarion Hampton (North Carolina)

3.Cam Skattebo (Arizona State)

4.Dylan Sampson (Tennessee)

5.TreVeyon Henderson (Ohio State)

Wide Receiver:

1.Tetairoa McMillan (Arizona)

2.Luther Burden III (Missouri)

3.Emeka Egbuka (Ohio State)

4.Matthew Golden (Texas)

5.Jayden Higgins (Iowa State)

Tight End:

1.Tyler Warren (Penn State)

2.Colston Loveland (Michigan)

3.Terrance Ferguson (Oregon)

4.Harold Fannin Jr. (Bowling Green)

5.Elijah Arroyo (Miami)

Tackle:

1.Armand Membou (Missouri)

2.Kelvin Banks Jr. (Texas)

3.Will Campbell (LSU)

4.Josh Conerly Jr. (Oregon)

5.Josh Simmons (Ohio State)

Guard:

1.Tyler Booker (Alabama)

2.Donovan Jackson (Ohio State)

3.Tate Ratledge (Georgia)

4.Jonah Savaiinaea (Arizona)

5.Marcus Mbow (Purdue)

Center:

1.Jared Wilson (Georgia)

2.Seth McLaughlin (Ohio State)

3.Jake Majors (Texas)

4.Jonah Monheim (USC)

5.Drew Kendall (Boston College) 

Edge Rusher:

1.Abdul Carter (Penn State)

2.Mike Green (Marshall)

3.James Pearce Jr. (Tennessee) 

4.Donovan Ezeiruaku (Boston College)

5.Bradyn Swinson (LSU)

Defensive Tackle:

1.Mason Graham (Michigan)

2.Kenneth Grant (Michigan)

3.Walter Nolen (Ole Miss)

4.Darius Alexander (Toledo)

5.T.J. Sanders (South Carolina)

Inside Linebacker:

1.Jihaad Campbell (Alabama)

2.Demetrius Knight Jr. (South Carolina)

3.Carson Schwesinger (UCLA)

4.Jalon Walker (Georgia)

5.Jeffrey Bassa (Oregon)

Cornerback:

1.Travis Hunter (Colorado)

2.Jahdae Barron (Texas)

3.Will Johnson (Michigan)

4.Trey Amos (Ole Miss)

5.Maxwell Hairston (Kentucky)

Safety:

1.Malaki Starks (Georgia)

2.Xavier Watts (Notre Dame)

3.Andrew Mukubo (Texas)

4.Lathan Ransom (Ohio State)

5.Nick Emmanwori (South Carolina)

Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Jon Bernthal Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Jon Bernthal-whose latest project "The Accountant 2" releases in theaters on Thursday. 

Jon Bernthal's Filmography Ranked:

22.Sharp Stick (C)

21.Origin (C)

20.Grudge Match (C)

19.The Amateur (C+)

18.The Peanut Butter Falcon (B-)

17.We Are Your Friends (B-)

16.Fury (B-) 

15.The Accountant (B-) 

14,The Unforgiveable (B-) 

13.Date Night (B)

12.Those Who Wish Me Dead (B)

11.Widows (B)

10.Snitch (B)

9.Shot Caller (B)

8.Small Engine Repair (B+)

7.Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (B+)

6.The Wolf of Wall Street (B+)

5.Ford v. Ferrari (B+)

4.King Richard (A-)

3.Sicario (A-)

2.Wind River (A)

1.Baby Driver (A)

Top Dog: Baby Driver (2017)

I actually just rewatched this for the first time in ages last week and it remains every bit as electrifying today as it was 8 summers ago when it became a sleeper box office hit. The adrenaline-fueled car chases/driving stunts are among the finest put on screen this century, Edgar Wright brings a strong sense of musicality to his direction that is every bit as infectious as it is technically dazzling and the soundtrack is an eclectic mixtape that fits its colorful, largely dangerous collection of characters perfectly.      

Bottom Feeder: Sharp Stick (2022)

Lena Dunham achieved another remarkable milestone in her rocky post-Girls filmography by somehow making a movie about a sheltered woman in her mid 20's (Kristine Forseth) who begins to explore her sexuality after getting involved in an affair with a married man (Bernthal) whose disabled child (Liam Michel Saux) she babysits for milquetoast. Sharp Stick manages to exist in this blank void where it's neither daring enough to be provocative nor confident or forward-thinking enough to be a feminist tale of a woman finding her identity through sexual liberation. Who knows how much blander it could've been without the great performances of Bernthal-who brilliantly instills his character with a mix of sensitivity and crippling insecurity and Jennifer Jason Leigh as Forseth's snarky free-spirited mother.     

Most Underrated: Small Engine Repair (2021)

This indie drama/black comedy about a jovial reunion between old friends (Bernthal, Shea Whigham, John Pollono-who also wrote and directed the film as well as the play it's based on) that goes haywire when a young man (Spencer House) arrives to the festivities isn't just Bernthal's most underrated movie, it's one of the most underrated movies of the 2020's thus far. The lead performances are incredible, the commentary on cycles of abuse, toxic masculinity, etc. is smartly conveyed and the shift in tone from chill hangout comedy to taut, gritty thriller is really well-done. It's currently available on Tubi, and I would encourage anyone that's in the market to watch something full of raw human emotions and nuanced characters whose actions aren't judged by the filmmakers to watch it ASAP.          

Most Overrated: The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019)

Shitting on The Peanut Butter Falcon feels kind of mean as it's a lighthearted dramedy that warmed a lot of hearts when it became a sleeper indie hit back in August 2019, it just didn't charm or entertain me all that much despite the inherent pleasantness of its story about a man with Down Syndrome (Zak Gottsagen) who escapes from a Georgia assisted living facility and with the help of a recently fired fisherman (Shia LaBeouf) and his caretaker (Dakota Johnson) who's been tasked with bringing him back home-embarks on a journey to North Carolina with the hope of having his hero (Thomas Haden Church) train him to become a pro wrestler. We'll see if Tyler Nilson and Michael Schwartz's most recent film (the similarly well-reviewed Los Frikis, which received a limited theatrical run this past December/January) can resonate with me in the ways that The Peanut Butter Falcon failed to.             

Monday, April 21, 2025

2025 NFL Draft Week Content Schedule

Tomorow: Jon Bernthal Ranked

Wednesday: Top 50 Prospects Available+ Top 5 by Position 

Thursday: 2-Round Draft Day Mock

Friday: Top 50 Prospects Available on Day 2

Saturday: Top 50 Prospects Available on Day 3

Sunday: Updated Version of Top 50 Prospects Available and Top 5 by Position List with NFL Landing Spots 

Next Monday: Full Draft Recap with Winners and Losers, Grades and More 

Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Quick Movie Reviews: Warfare, Drop, The Amateur

Warfare: War films-particularly the modern ones that are set in Afghanistan or Iraq-occupy a tricky space in the world of entertainment simply because of how they go about portraying military conflicts. Odds are if we aren't talking about WWII or Vietnam, somebody has made a deeply dishonest, if not legitimately dangerous movie that romanticizes combat and downplayed or ignored the role various powerful governments around the world played in creating the violent conflict that's being portrayed on screen. The latest film from Alex Garland and Ray Mendoza-who served as the military advisor on Garland's last film Civil War-Warfare avoids falling into that camp. In fact, you'd be hard-pressed to find many films that portray military combat in a more honest, horrific manner than Warfare does. 

Warfare deals with a 2006 mission in Ramadi, Iraq that Mendoza himself was involved in which a Navy Seal Team seizes a home from civilians to scout a suspected ISIS cell that's operating out of a market in the neighborhood that begins to go sideways when somebody throws a grenade into the home and wounds one of the team's snipers (Cosmo Jarvis). The rest of the film deals with the team's efforts to maintain their position while they wait for the medical evac team to arrive. 

What makes Warfare such an effective film is that it completely removes any of the glamourizing dramatic barriers that you typically see in the genre. There's no rah rah speeches, slo-mo shots of American flags waving or moments of rousing heroism designed to boost recruitment for the armed forces taking center stage. Instead, it just bluntly presents the horrors and senselessness of combat in real time. The wounded are heard writhing in pain while they're shell-shocked counterparts try to calm them down and keep them alive until they can access proper medical treatment. Civilians scream in confused horror while their home gets laid to waste by gunfire, IED's and tank rounds. Limbs and entrails are spread over a street where people just have to continue to live after the US military rolls out of there. It's a disturbing, nauseating and gut-wrenching watch, which in my view at least is how all films depicting war should be. Mendoza and Garland deserve all the credit in the world for making a film that forces the audience to really sit with the unspeakable horrors that warfare inflicts on the soldiers as well as the residents of the countries that have been invaded.                              

Grade: B+

Drop: Christopher Landon (Freaky, Happy Death Day franchise) breaks free from his meta slasher comedy comfort zone with this straightforward albeit knowingly ridiculous thriller about a widowed single mother (Meghann Fahy) whose first date with a charming photographer (Brandon Sklenar) at a fancy restaurant is disrupted by threatening airdrops from an anonymous individual who offers her a simple ultimatum: follow their instructions to kill her date or an assassin that's hiding in her home will kill her son (Jacob Robinson) and sister (Violett Beane). While it probably could've been more intense given the confined setting it almost exclusively takes place in and the identity of the airdropper is pretty easy to figure out by the time the second act rolls around, Drop mostly succeeds in providing the trashy thrills it aims to deliver. Fahy does a great job of being both blatantly distracted by what this mysterious person is constantly sending to her phone and cunning enough to buy herself time to figure out what the hell is really going on before she does something she can't undo, the single location setting paired with the claustrophobic panic Fahy's character is feeling allows Landon to deploy some cool, disorienting stylistic flourishes at important junctures of the film and the propulsive final act where the big picture behind this murder plot comes into focus is just the right amount of absurd. I can easily see this becoming a longtime favorite among people who get a kick out of all things self-aware and camp.          

Grade: B

The Amateur: A merely serviceable spy vigilante thriller that's tailor made for your dad to half watch on a Sunday afternoon after drinking 3 Busch Lights? Real cinema is back baby! What The Amateur lacks in crackling action and explosive stakes it makes up for with good old-fashioned consistent narrative momentum and competent acting. Plus, there's just something kind of hilarious about a movie where a revolving door of veteran actors (Laurence Fishburne, Holt McCallany, Danny Sapani, Jon Bernthal) tell the CIA data analyst protagonist Charlie Heller (Rami Malek in a cold, awkward role that plays to his strengths as a performer) that he's too much of a nerdy pussy to get revenge on the four terrorists (Michael Stuhlbarg, Marc Rissmann, Joseph Millson, Barbara Probst) that killed his wife (Rachel Brosnahan) in London following an arms deal gone awry at the hotel she was staying at during a business trip, only for them to be legitimately shocked when he dispatches one of them with some jerry-rigged explosive device he made in a filthy Romanian hotel room and evades capture with his intricate knowledge of the various digital surveillance systems his friends at the CIA are tracking him with. It would kind of rule if Disney went all-in on making 20th Century the modern answer to Touchstone Pictures and churned out a handful of stupid non-franchise movies for adults like this every year.           

Grade: C+ 

Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Michael B. Jordan Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Michael B. Jordan-whose latest project "Sinners" releases in theaters on Thursday. 

Michael B. Jordan Filmography's Ranked:

14.A Journal for Jordan (C-)

13.Fantastic Four (C)

12.Without Remorse (B-)

11.Red Tails (B-)

10.Hardball (B)

9.That Awkward Moment (B)

8.Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (B+)

7.Chronicle (B+)

6.Creed II (A)

5.Creed III (A)

4.Just Mercy (A)

3.Creed (A)

2.Black Panther (A)

1.Fruitvale Station (A)

Top Dog: Fruitvale Station (2013)

The movie that birthed the creative partnership between Jordan and Ryan Coogler remains their finest work. Fruitvale Station succinctly and powerfully shows that Oscar Grant was just a young man trying to get his life back on track after a brief prison stint for selling weed who was deprived of that opportunity after he was murdered by transit police in a heinous act of police brutality that was caught entirely on camera by fellow BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) riders at the titular subway station in Oakland. The fact that Coogler and Jordan were only 25 and 24 respectively at the time of production only adds to how remarkable of an accomplishment this film is.    

Bottom Feeder: A Journal for Jordan (2021)

You'll be hard pressed to find too many people that don't feel that Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors to ever grace a screen or stage. Considering how special his talent is as a performer; it's kind of astonishing how none of it has translated to his behind-the-camera work-which is plain and typically far too reliant on ineffective melodrama. Washington's fourth directorial effort A Journal for Jordan manages to be the most damning showcase of his shortcomings as a filmmaker thus far. While the magnetic lead pairing of Jordan and Chante Adams have strong enough chemistry to sell the romantic portions of the narrative, the film's ruminations on grief, loss and raising a child alone as a widow are far too contrived to provide the tearjerking gut punch that this fact-based story is aiming to provide.          

Most Underrated: Just Mercy (2019)

Just Mercy got dealt a rough hand as it had to contend with being a part of the most loaded awards slate in recent memory and having its home release come in the early days of the COVID lockdown where nobody was interested in watching anything that featured heavy subject matter. While we're living through a time right now that's scary and uncertain in its own right, I can't recommend seeking out Just Mercy enough. It's a vintage rousing legal drama that features exceptional performances from Jordan, Jamie Foxx and Rob Morgan that also happens to be an honest, unflinching exploration of the enduring stranglehold that systemic racism has maintained on the American justice system post-Jim Crow.            

Most Overrated: None

Jordan's relatively small filmography for an actor whose been steadily working for over a decade now paired with the varying degree of high opinions I have on his acclaimed films was enough to earn him a reprieve here.    

Most Compelling Evidence for Hollywood to Give Josh Trank Another Shot: Chronicle (2012)

Whatever bad shit happened with Fantastic Four has completely stalled Josh Trank's career. The only film he's put out since then was 2020's alternately fascinating and baffling biopic Capone that tackled the unglamorous final years of the notorious Chicago gangster, and he just began production on an indie horror film led by child stars and current VOD/streaming mainstays Robbie Amell and Victoria Justice. To this day, I still believe that Chronicle serves as evidence that Trank is talented and deserves another shot in the big leagues. Aided by a trio of great lead performances from Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell and Jordan and one of the best uses of the found footage format since The Blair Witch Project, Chronicle successfully turns the superhero genre on its head by exploring what would happen if getting superpowers corrupted a person to the point of no return. The most impressive part of Chronicle is that Trank was able to pull it off in an 83-minute film that boasted a production budget of $15 mil, which is the sign of a filmmaker who is resourceful to enough to deal with budgetary constraints without compromising the scope of their vision.       

Monday, April 14, 2025

2025 NFL Mock Draft (4/14)

1.Tennessee Titans: Cam Ward, quarterback (Miami)

2.Cleveland Browns: Travis Hunter, cornerback/wide receiver (Colorado)

3.New York Giants: Ashton Jeanty, running back (Boise State) 

4.New England Patriots: Abdul Carter, edge rusher (Penn State)

5.Jacksonville Jaguars: Mason Graham, defensive tackle (Michigan)

6.Las Vegas Raiders: Tetairoa McMillan, wide receiver (Arizona)

7.New York Jets: Armand Membou, tackle (Missouri)

8.Carolina Panthers: Jalon Walker, edge rusher/inside linebacker (Georgia)

9.New Orleans Saints: Sheduer Sanders, quarterback (Colorado) 

10.Chicago Bears: Tyler Warren, tight end (Penn State) 

11.San Francisco 49ers: Will Campbell, tackle/guard (LSU) 

12.Dallas Cowboys: Matthew Golden, wide receiver (Texas) 

13.Miami Dolphins: Kelvin Banks Jr., tackle/guard (Texas) 

14.Indianapolis Colts: Emeka Egbuka, wide receiver (Ohio State) 

15.Atlanta Falcons: Shemar Stewart, edge rusher (Texas A&M) 

16.Arizona Cardinals: Mike Green, edge rusher (Marshall)  

17.Cincinnati Bengals: Will Johnson, cornerback (Michigan)

18.Seattle Seahawks: Grey Zabel, tackle/guard/center (North Dakota State)

19.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Malaki Starks, safety (Georgia) 

20.Denver Broncos: Omarion Hampton, running back (North Carolina) 

21.Pittsburgh Steelers: Jahdae Barron, cornerback (Texas)

22.Los Angeles Chargers: Colston Loveland, tight end (Michigan) 

23.Green Bay Packers: Maxwell Hairston, cornerback (Kentucky)

24.Minnesota Vikings: Tyler Booker, guard (Alabama)

25.Houston Texans: Josh Simmons, tackle (Ohio State) 

26.Los Angeles Rams: Jihaad Campbell, inside linebacker (Alabama)

27.Baltimore Ravens: Kenneth Grant, defensive tackle (Michigan)

28.Detroit Lions: Mykel Williams, edge rusher (Georgia) 

29.Washington Commanders: Nick Emmanwori, safety (South Carolina) 

30.Buffalo Bills: Trey Amos, cornerback (Ole Miss) 

31.Kansas City Chiefs: Donovan Ezeieruaku, edge rusher (Boston College) 

32.Philadelphia Eagles: James Pearce Jr., edge rusher (Tennessee) 

Thursday, April 10, 2025

Rami Malek Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Rami Malek-whose latest project "The Amateur" is now playing in theaters.  

Rami Malek's Filmography Ranked:

12.Battleship (D)

11.Larry Crowne (C)

10.Oldboy (C)

9.The Master (C)

8.Night at the Museum (B-)

7.Bohemian Rhapsody (B-)

6.Amsterdam (B-)

5.The Little Things (B)

4.Oppenheimer (B)

3.Need for Speed (B)

2.No Time to Die (B+)

1.Short Term 12 (A)

Top Dog: Short Term 12 (2013)

Destin Daniel Cretton, Brie Larson, Kaitlyn Dever and LaKeith Stanfield all announced themselves as major talents with this powerful tiny indie drama about the young leader (Larson) of a facility that provides short term housing for teenagers working their way through the foster care system whose immediate strong bond with a new resident (Dever) reopens old wounds from her past. Cretton does an incredible job of crafting a raw human story that doesn't pull any punches, and Larson gives an astounding performance as a woman who believed she had moved past the trauma of her abusive childhood until she meets someone whose experiences mirrored her own at that age. As unlikely as it is given where their careers are at right now, I'd love to see Cretton and Larson-who've gone on to become frequent collaborators-eventually work their way back to making movies like Short Term 12.      

Bottom Feeder: Battleship (2012)

Peter Berg has made some fun movies (Friday Night Lights! The Rundown! Spenser Confidential!) in his career. Battleship is not among them. Battle: Los Angeles-which came out a year prior-may've been a deeply corny, idiotic military vs aliens movie, but at least it had stretches where it was fun to watch. This shit is just a complete joyless slog for about 98% of its running time (there's a sequence in the climax where a group of old Navy vets spring into action to defeat alien aircraft with a decommissioned WWII-era ship since the aliens can't track or interfere with the old ship's analog radar and weapons system that is a hoot) as it takes itself way too seriously for a sci-fi action blockbuster that's based on a fucking board game. While I understand that everybody in Hollywood at the time wanted their own answer to Transformers, I'm absolutely dumbfounded that there were executives at Universal that thought this strangely stoic take on Battleship was going to be a huge hit.               

Most Underrated: Need for Speed (2014)

Is Need for Speed a riff on the early Fast and Furious movies? No doubt. Does that prevent it from absolutely kicking ass? Fuck no. There's a real 2000's nu metal-and-Mountain Dew vibe present in the race sequences (which are full of sick practical car stunts!) and scenery-chewing performances from Luke Evans as a disgraced former Indy Car driver turned illegal street racing phenom who doesn't play by the rules, Kid Cudi as the eccentric helicopter-flying best friend of Aaron Paul's Dom Toretto-lite protagonist and Michael Keaton as the reclusive emcee of the Daytona 500 of illegal street races that is just beautiful to behold. It's easily one of the most slept-on pieces of trashy blockbuster filmmaking from the 2010's and I wish they had gotten the chance to make six more of them. 

Most Overrated: The Master (2012)

Every time I sit down to watch a Paul Thomas Anderson movie; I maintain a glimmer of hope that this will be the one that sells me on one of the most beloved auteurs of the past 30 years.  As of this writing, Licorice Pizza was the only instance where that happened. The Master-which is the work of Anderson's that I've seen most recently-is actually far and away the least impressed I've been with an Anderson joint yet. As terrific as Joaquin Phoenix and Philip Seymour Hoffman are here, I just wasn't at all compelled by the cult leader/cult member dynamic that drives this story of a troubled WWII veteran battling PTSD (Phoenix) who feels he may finally found salvation in the form of a traveling philosopher/religious leader (Hoffman) who claims to have the answers to all of life's ills. Nothing it says about how people fall into cults, cult leaders who prey on their members, etc. is at all thought-provoking, the pacing is even more sluggish than usual for PTA film and quite frankly, I never believed that Phoenix's character was buying what Seymour Hoffman's was selling.    

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Movie Review: Hell of a Summer


Actors Billy Byrk and Finn Wolfhard spent part of their childhoods engaging in a time-honored ritual that dates back to the rise of home video in the early 80's: watching hardcore horror movies that they shouldn't have been watching at an early age. Unlike the overwhelming majority of people who gleefully corrupted themselves with the sights of masked killers, dead bodies and oozing viscera during their adolescence, they parlayed the love for the genre that blossomed during their formative years into making their very own R-rated slasher comedy with Hell of a Summer. While not with some debut feature bugs, the young Canadian duo-who were just 22 and 19 respectively at the time of production in July/August 2022-do a pretty good job of putting their own spin on a classic "masked killer terrorizes a summer camp" setup.

Categorizing Hell of a Summer as a slasher movie is actually a smidge disingenuous. Yes, there is a knife-wielding masked killer going around killing camp counselors on the weekend before the campers are set to arrive, but it's really more of a straight comedy that just happens to have a slasher element to it. From the main protagonist being a constantly chipper 24-year-old counselor (Fred Hechinger) who loves Camp Pinewood so much that he continues to delay going to law school to come back to a place that has brought him so much joy over the years despite the increasingly large age gap between him and the majority of the other counselors to many of the kills being tailored towards each individual who has the misfortune of being murdered at a summer camp, the film's small universe entirely revolves around finding the comedy in this scenario that we've seen play out on screen dozens of times before. This approach ends up working out pretty well as it infuses the film with a unique personality that effectively mines situational, character-driven humor from its story instead of falling back on the exhausting, increasingly lazy meta well like many other joke-driven slashers have since Scream. Taking the time to establish enough personality in each character-even if it's only a trait or two-to use as ammo for bits later in the movie is a surprisingly thoughtful piece of writing from Byrk and Wolfhard and unquestionably one of the biggest reasons that most of the jokes here land with their intended impact.     

When it comes to the moments where it IS a proper slasher movie, Hell of a Summer runs into a bit of a trouble. Astoundingly dim nighttime cinematography and strategic cutaways obscure many of the kills that appear on-screen and the eventual unmasking of the killer along with the reveal of their motivations is the only time the film becomes dispiritingly derivative. It's a bit baffling that the only part of Hell of a Summer that Byrk and Wolfhard really whiffed on is the actual killer part of the equation, especially given their evident affinity for the genre. I'd imagine that creating a killer and the murders they commit is the most fun part of assembling a slasher movie and yet these guys managed to put considerably less care into that area than the rest of the film. They're currently developing a reboot of the singularly wild B-horror comedy Idle Hands at Sony right now, so they could conceivably redeem themselves in a big way in this area if the film actually gets made.

For all its flaws in the slashing department, Hell of a Summer still manages to get the job done. Wolfhard and Byrk have an assurance and specificity of vision that should suit them well as they progress on their filmmaking journeys and the film is plenty funny and spirited enough to sustain its breezy 88-minute runtime. Go check it out if you're seeking lighthearted fun at the theater without the threat of being hit with popcorn, Sour Patch Kids and Sprite by rowdy teenagers at a showing of A Minecraft Movie.                                   

Grade: B