Friday, September 5, 2025

The Conjuring Universe Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling "The Conjuring" Universe in honor of the release of the "final" installment "The Conjuring: Last Rites"-which is in theaters now. 

The Conjuring Universe Ranked:

9.The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (C-)

8.Annabelle: Creation (C-)

7.Annabelle (C-)

6.The Curse of La Llorona (C)

5.The Nun II (C)

4.The Nun (C+)

3.The Conjuring 2 (C+)

2.Annabelle Comes Home (B-)

1.The Conjuring (B)

Top Dog: The Conjuring (2013)

As an Insidious hater, I was ready to write off The Conjuring right away. Thankfully, it ended up being one of the best horror movies James Wan has ever made. There's a really classical feel to Wan's direction that allows for the atmosphere to gradually intensify before reaching its spooky supernatural peak in the final half hour or so and grounding the film in sincere, relatable family drama driven by the Warrens (Patrick Wilson, Vera Farmiga) empathy for the people involved in the cases they take on  makes the film feel human enough to care about whether the flock of vengeful demons that are haunting a Rhode Island farmhouse claim the souls they're seeking.      

Bottom Feeder: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)

While it feels sort of odd naming an entry in the mothership franchise as the worst given how the majority of the spinoffs have turned out, The Devil Made Me Do It contains the most half-assed jump scare attempts of the entire franchise and the legal drama elements to the plot just aren't consistently compelling enough to forgive how little interest it has in fulfilling its obligations as a supernatural horror movie.   

Most Underrated: Annabelle Comes Home (2019)

Even 6+ years after its release, the final(?) Annabelle movie being the best of the bunch by far remains a true shock. Longtime Conjuring universe scribe Gary Dauberman relishes the opportunity to move over to the director's chair by making a contained, low-ish stakes teen funhouse horror movie that brought a refreshing sense of playfulness to this normally buttoned-up franchise.   

Most Overrated: The Conjuring 2 (2016)

Letting the jump scare genie out of the bottle so early was a bizarre miscalculation from Wan that erodes much of the spooky atmospherics of the original and turns this into a much more tedious, silly outing than its predecessor. Admittedly, a rewatch could cause me to soften or change this take entirely since I haven't seen it shortly after it released on home video in October 2016, but this is how I feel about it right now and I can't obscure the fact just because I haven't the seen movie in a long time.  

Thursday, September 4, 2025

2025 NFL Prediction-Palooza: Playoffs, Super Bowl, MVP and More

Proper NFL football returns for the first time in nearly seven months this evening as the Philadelphia Eagles take on the Dallas Cowboys at Lincoln Financial Field. As per tradition around here, I hammered out a list of predictions for the upcoming season for everybody to take in before Cris Collinsworth let's out his first "here's a guy" of the season. Hope you all enjoy the game this evening and the few minutes you spend consuming these largely, if not completely doomed Super Bowl, playoff, etc. picks.  

Playoffs:

AFC:

1.Ravens

2.Bills

3.Chiefs

4.Texans

5.Bengals

6.Chargers

7.Broncos

Wild Card:

Bills over Broncos

Chiefs over Chargers

Bengals over Texans

Divisional Round:

Ravens over Bengals

Chiefs over Bills

Conference Championship:

Ravens over Chiefs

NFC:

1.Eagles

2.Lions

3.Rams

4.Buccaneers

5.Bears

6.Commanders

7.Packers

Wild Card:

Lions over Packers

Rams over Commanders

Bears over Buccaneers 

Divisional Round:

Eagles over Bears

Rams over Lions

Conference Championship:

Eagles over Rams

Super Bowl:

Ravens over Eagles 

Awards:

MVP: Lamar Jackson (Ravens)

Offensive Player of the Year: Puka Nacua (Rams)

Defensive Player of the Year: Micah Parsons (Packers)

Offensive Rookie of the Year: Ashton Jeanty (Raiders)

Defensive Rookie of the Year: Abdul Carter (Giants)

Comeback Player of the Year: Aidan Hutchinson (Lions)

Coach of the Year: Ben Johnson (Bears)

League Leaders:

Passing YDS: Josh Allen (Bills)

Passing TD's: Joe Burrow (Bengals)

Rushing YDS: Bijan Robinson (Falcons)

Rushing TD's: Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions)

Receiving YDS: Puka Nacua (Rams)

Receiving TD's: Justin Jefferson (Vikings)

Receptions: Puka Nacua (Rams)

Sacks: Micah Parsons (Packers)

Interceptions: Reed Blankenship (Eagles)

Forced Fumbles: Fred Warner (49ers)

Tackles: Devin Lloyd (Jaguars)

Miscellaneous Awards:

AFC Team Most Likely to Surprise: Raiders

AFC Team Most Likely to Disappoint: Broncos

NFC Team Most Likely to Surprise: Bears

NFC Team Most Likely to Disappoint: 49ers

Head Coach Most Likely to Be Fired During the Season: Kevin Stefanski (Browns) 

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

2025 NFL Preview: NFC West

 Arizona Cardinals

2024 Record: 8-9 (3rd in NFC West)

Head Coach: Jonathan Gannon (3rd season)

Notable Additions: OLB Josh Sweat, DE Calais Campbell, DT Dalvin Tomlinson

Notable Departures: DT Roy Lopez, ILB Kyzir White, DT Khyris Tonga

Biggest Reason for Excitement: They're in the Best Spot They've Been Since 2021 Right Now

2024 marked another big step forward for the Cardinals rebuilding efforts under Jonathan Gannon and Monti Ossenfort. Their win total doubled from 2023 and both their scoring offense and defense saw significant improvement (24th to 12th on offense, 31st to 15th on defense) that landed both units in the top half of the league for the first time since their last playoff-bound team in 2021. It does need to be said that it wasn't a complete triumph as they went 2-5 after their Week 11 bye including a disheartening 0-3 in 1 score games.

Poor close to 2024 aside, the Cardinals remain in a good position to further improve in 2025 and earn their first winning season since the aforementioned 2021 campaign. They have a coach in Gannon that's done a good job of establishing a culture where his guys compete every single week and after a couple of seemingly fruitful drafts, the roster is in pretty good shape and could be in line for further improvements after Ossenfort went out and made some potential impact signings in free agency (Josh Sweat, Dalvin Tomlinson, Akeem Davis-Gaither, Calais Campbell-returning to the team that drafted back him in 2008 after 8 seasons away). There are some dark clouds lurking over them including a division that could conceivably be very tough if the injury/new QB gods are merciful to them and the Packers stock going up following their acquisition of Micah Parsons last week that could dash their playoff hopes, but even if they fail to advance to the postseason, it's pretty much indisputable that they're in the best spot they've been in a bit right now      

Biggest Reason for Concern: Not Having the Horses to Get Out of the Middle of the Pack

Underneath the optimism that is surrounding the Cardinals at the moment is a pretty major question that nobody whose invested in this team is eager to contemplate, let alone answer: Is this team good enough to rise up from the middle of the pack? My answer to this pivotal question as of today would be a Tony Romo-esque stream of high-pitched sounds and noncommittal words haphazardly strung together to the point where anybody listening would either quickly tune me out or elect to give me a field sobriety test on the spot.

What makes this particularly tricky to analyze is that despite all of their improvements over the past 2 seasons, there's still nothing they do notably well. Their biggest strength in 2024 was rushing offense, where they ranked 7th in the league. The thing that the numbers don't tell you is that strength is under the constant threat of turning into a weakness as their lead back is James Conner-who turned 30 in May and hasn't exactly been known for durability over the course of his career (last season was the 1st of his 8 NFL seasons in which he didn't miss multiple games). 2nd year pro Trey Benson could presumably step in and keep the ship afloat behind this pretty strong run-blocking line led by Paris Johnson Jr. and Hjalte Froholdt as he's a hard runner who matched Conner's YPC (4.6) as a rookie, but his workload was too sparse (69 total touches in 13 games) to get a handle on what he's really capable of.

When you look beyond the lack of clear strengths in units, the attention has to turn to their top individual players. The book on Kyler Murray through 6 pro seasons is that he's a steady, respectable starter who has struggled to elevate his game to the next level and at this point, it looks like he's going to need a stellar supporting cast in order to do so. Trey McBride has blossomed into one hell of a target-hogging possession receiver over the past couple of seasons, but his continued inability to get into the endzone (6 TD's over 3 seasons including a comical drought that lasted from Weeks 1-16 last season) has prevented him from being considered a truly elite player at his position. As ridiculous as some of the criticism that's been lobbied at him has been in the wake of his peers Malik Nabers and Brian Thomas Jr. having historically good starts to their careers, Marvin Harrison Jr. was merely solid as a rookie and his questionable on-field chemistry with Murray has raised concerns over his long-term fit with the Cardinals. Garrett Williams was quietly one of the best corners in the league last season, but he's yet to prove that he can sustain that level of play long term. Budda Baker may be the most individually accomplished player on the team with 7x Pro Bowl and 4x All-Pro appearances to his name including receiving dual nods in 2024, but there's a real case to be made that the impressive resume he's accrued is more a result of him benefitting from playing in an era that has lacked HOF-caliber safeties than him being a truly great player. Finally, there's one of the newest Cardinals in Sweat-whose pretty consistent productivity level with the Eagles over the past 5 seasons (6+ sacks, 12+ QB hits every year) will be put to the test right away give the considerably weaker pool of front 7 depth/talent that's surrounding him in Glendale. Nothing about any of these guys screams elite and that could very well be a problem at this crucial juncture where people are going to start expecting them to have more favorable results after they exceeded expectation in back-to-back seasons.

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Defensive Additions Bolstering This Defense

The beauty that came with the Cardinals' defensive improvements last season that were spearheaded by the emergence of Garrett Williams as a potentially great starting slot corner, continued strong play from their starting safety duo (Baker, Jalen Thompson) and Zaven Collins proving that the team was wise to take a gamble on his continued development after signing him to a 2 year/$18 mil extension last offseason by having a career-best season (57 tackles, 5 sacks, 7 TFL's, 7 QB hits, 2 forced fumbles, 1 pass defensed) as a rotational edge player is that it provided Ossenfort a much clearer idea of what spots they were good at and where they needed to further improve. The answers to the latter weren't overly surprising: Front 7 and outside corner. Front 7 was of particular focus as aside from the aforementioned free agent pickups they used 3 of their top 4 picks in the draft (Walter Nolen, Jordan Burch, Cody Simon) to add to those areas.

With Nolen starting the year on PUP as he works his back from a calf injury he suffered prior to camp and Burch and Simon currently slated to be backups at OLB and ILB respectively, there will be a handful of new faces getting heavy reps to start the year. The front 7 guys will be the aforementioned group of free agent pickups in Sweat, Tomlinson, Campbell and Davis-Gaither. Sweat is being tasked with being the new face of a pass rush that ranked in the middle of the pack a season ago with 41 sacks while the wily veteran duo of Tomlinson and Campbell will be holding down a completely overhauled interior that represented their biggest weakness as a unit a year ago. Davis-Gaither is a less sexy name than his fellow free agent signings as he was nothing more than a spot starter for the Bengals until last season when he effectively replaced Germaine Pratt in the starting lineup, but he could prove to be one of the biggest keys to this whole operation as the Cardinals are in dire need of an inside linebacker that can do a better than average job in coverage and against the run and his relatively green nature makes him a better bet to do so than his fellow starting ILB Mack Wilson-whose racked up considerably more playing time than him since entering the NFL in 2019.

Their outside corner pickup, rookie Will Johnson out of Michigan, is one that I personally really like and could turn this group that finished a respectable 14th in pass D into one of the best in the league if it works out. Concerns over his recent injury history (turf toe, hamstring pull, a knee ailment that required surgery) sent this once-projected top 10 pick tumbling into the middle of the 2nd round, which plants him firmly in top-tier steal territory if he pans out. In terms of the actual football part of Johnson's scouting report, his tendency to chase splash plays is something that gets him into trouble from time to time, but his fluidity in coverage and instincts/ball skills combo is something that's valuable enough to take a chance on him. 

These new guys along with the continued growth of players like Williams and Collins and steadiness from their longtime vets in Baker and Thompson presents a golden opportunity for this group to further improve and just think about the difference a legit good defense could make in the bloodbath that will be the NFC West/Wild Card race.

Bottom Line:

There's plenty of reasons to believe the arrow will continue to be pointing up in Arizona in 2025. Whether it's enough for them to make the playoffs is a different story entirely and their ability to improve enough to be able to adequately compete with the more skilled, seasoned teams in this conference will likely go a long way in deciding their fate.       

Los Angeles Rams

2024 Record: 10-7 (1st in NFC West)

Head Coach: Sean McVay (9th season)

Notable Additions: WR Davante Adams, DT Poona Ford, C Coleman Shelton

Notable Departures: WR Cooper Kupp, G Jonah Jackson, DT Bobby Brown III

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Swapping Out Cooper Kupp for Davante Adams

Cutting ties with Cooper Kupp is something that felt sacrilegious for the Rams to even consider as recently as a couple of years ago. But last year had a real end of the line vibe to it as he put together a 3rd straight underwhelming, injury-riddled season following his unreal 2021 All-Pro campaign that saw him top the league in receptions, receiving YDS and TD's and cutting ties him during the offseason would have manageable financial ramifications for the Rams as he had only 2 years left on his current deal. Given Kupp's experience and Puka Nacua's firmly entrenched status as WR1, the belief was that the Rams were going to add a veteran who was cool with being a WR2 in a pass-heavy offense to replace Kupp. That veteran ended being Davante Adams.

Despite being roughly 6 months older than Kupp, Adams has aged much better-putting up 5 straight 1,000+ YD seasons and missing only 6 games from 2020-24 (3 of which were last season when the Raiders sat him while healthy as they worked to trade him) despite handling a heavy workload everywhere he's been. While there's a risk of the 6x Pro Bowl/3x All-Pro WR finally hitting the wall at 32 going on 33, nothing about his play last year indicates that will happen. Once he shot his way off the Raiders 3 games into season and made his way over to the Jets to reunite with his old pal Aaron Rodgers in mid-October, he looked like himself pretty much right away. What Adams brings to the Rams offense is vertical playmaking and a much-needed legit redzone threat (Adams hasn't scored less than 8 TD's in a season since 2019 when he played in a career-low 12 games due to a bout with turf toe keeping him on the shelf for 4 weeks mid-season) and Nacua's presence should allow him to see a similar level of open targets that he enjoyed playing alongside young star Garrett Wilson with the Jets last season. There's a feasible scenario where both Adams and Nacua each clear 1,200+ YDS this season and if that were come to fruition, watch the fuck out for the Rams.     

Biggest Reason for Concern: Matthew Stafford's Health

As Matthew Stafford inches towards 40, it seems like he's dealing with a different ailment that's threatening his ability to remain on the field or at the very least, play at the level he's expected to play at. This season it's a back injury that's kept him on the shelf for the duration of camp. While no explicit confirmation has been made by the team or Stafford regarding what the specific injury is, the whispers currently spreading through the NFL rumor mill is that it's an aggravated disc that will need to be carefully managed all season. 

Another Stafford injury, particularly one to his back, is the last thing that the Rams needed to happen as he heads into his age 37 season. What makes this particularly hard to swallow is that they actually considered moving on from prior to free agency and there were discussions about trading him to the Raiders or Giants before they ultimately decided to keep him around after he agreed to restructure his contract. As resilient as Stafford been in recent years, all of the shots he's taken and ailments he's battled of late have already taken a toll on his game as he hasn't been quite as sharp over the past 3 years as he was prior to sustaining this rash of completely unrelated injuries in recent years. A nagging serious ailment like a back could further limit his already compromised mobility and reduce the crispness of his throwing motion to the point where his career could be in jeopardy of continuing. While Sean McVay is a gifted enough coach to take this team to the playoffs with backup Jimmy Garoppolo under center, the Rams' only chance to win another Super Bowl this year will come with Stafford under center playing at a level that is at least close to what he's played at over the past couple of seasons and they'll be crossing their fingers that this back injury doesn't prematurely ruin their pursuit of another ring.          

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Getting Their Offense Back into Top 10 Form

Considered talking about their defense here as offense has been the sole focus of this section so far, but I think they're stuck in the same limbo they've been in over the past couple seasons of being an average group with a couple of standout players on it (Jared Verse, Kobie Turner) and I'd be surprised if a full season of Kameron Kinchens starting at free safety and 2 new vet starters in the front 7 (Poona Ford, Nate Landman) changes things all that much. What really held the Rams back last year, especially when they got into a Divisional Round slugfest with the Eagles, was their offense. They had a very un-McVay-like operation last season as they ranked 20th in scoring offense, 24th in rushing offense, 24th in 3rd down offense and 25th in redzone offense. Passing offense was their only solid metric was they finished 10th-which was identical to their finish in 2023.

Trying to identify the cause of these frankly pretty shit numbers is a puzzling and difficult exercise. Their offensive line actually held up pretty well on the whole, Stafford's yardage/TD totals were only slightly behind his 2023 output and they were able to match their 2023 record of 10-7 when they ranked near the top of the league in all of these same categories. Could it be something as simple as Kupp declining further and another WR failing to step up and fill the void? Was McVay's playcalling weaker? Did Kyren Williams-despite running for 1,299 YDS/14 TD's-averaging nearly a yard less per carry (4.1 to 5.0) screw up their ability to move the chains on 3rd down and score more consistently? Frankly, somebody who really dug deep on the Rams would have to tell me as their offensive operation never gave off the appearance that they were notably worse than they were the prior season whenever I watched them. 

Considering my lack of answers for as to why they feel so sharply from 2023 to 2024, I can't offer any insightful solutions to this issue. What I will say is that having a productive WR2 emerge alongside Nacua and getting Williams YPC closer to his 2023 average seems like a logical place to start. The final word I have on this matter is that if their offense gets back to their near universal top 10 levels of 2023 and the defense remains in the middle of the pack, they could have a real shot to make it out of the NFC for the first time since they won the Super Bowl in 2021.

Bottom Line:

The Rams in the McVay-era are always a threat to contend and as long as Matthew Stafford doesn't get done in by his ailing back, they should be once again in 2025.         

San Francisco 49ers

2024 Record: 6-11 (4th in NFC West)

Head Coach: Kyle Shanahan (9th season)

Notable Additions: DE Bryce Huff, QB Mac Jones, S Jason Pinnock

Notable Departures: CB Charvarius Ward, WR Deebo Samuel, ILB Dre Greenlaw

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Robert Saleh Returning as DC

Kyle Shanahan's decision to have Steve Wilks be the fall guy for their Super Bowl loss to the Chiefs in 2023 backfired spectacularly as his replacement Nick Sorensen proved to be a major downgrade. While there were some injury problems that the 1st time DC had to contend with, they weren't pervasive enough on the whole to fully explain away the depth of his groups struggles. They were pretty soft against the run (18th in the league), bad on 3rd downs (24) and abysmal in the redzone (31st in the league). Pair these struggles with a limp, injury-devastated offense that liked to turn the ball over and you have yourself the kind of powerhouse pairing that gives you the 4th worst scoring defense in the league. Given that Sorensen dragged this group down a remarkable 26 spots on the scoring defense list from where they finished in 2023, he was of course fired at the end of last season and ironically, has since returned to his roots on special teams as he was hired to be the Cowboys special teams coordinator back in late January.

After 2 straight seasons of firing DC's he didn't trust, Shanahan had the luxury of being able to turn his old buddy Robert Saleh-who was heading back to the coordinator ranks after being fired by the Jets  Aaron Rodgers last October-to fill the role that has given him non-stop fits since DeMeco Ryans left for the Texans HC gig. The pedigree that Saleh is bringing with him to his 2nd stint as 49ers DC is well-known. He turned the 49ers group into one of the toughest, fiercest units in the league during the final few seasons (2018-2020) of his time there, and did a similar thing with the Jets from 2022-23. Best of all, Shanahan won't feel compelled to shitcan him if the team struggles this year given the respect he has for him after working together for so long (Saleh and Shanahan previously served together as assistants with the Texans from 2006-2009 before reuniting with the 49ers in 2017). Saleh is going to have his work cut out for him in trying to restore this group to their former glory as he'll be tasked with developing 4 first time starters including 3 rookies (Kalia Davis, Mykel Williams, Marques Sigle, Upton Stout) and 2 young guys (Renardo Green, Dee Winters) who were inconsistent during their 1st rounds of meaningful NFL action last season, but between his strong track record as a defensive coach and the great veteran pieces (Fred Warner, Nick Bosa, Deommodore Lenoir) he has leading the team on the field, it remains a feasible outcome.       

Biggest Reason for Concern: State of the Offensive Line

One of the funniest things the 49ers have done over the last few years is basically hinge the state of their entire offensive line on Trent Williams. As great as Williams is, he has a lengthy track record of getting dinged up over his career and every time he's gone down from 2022-24 (12 games missed over this stretch), the group has melted down to the point where it's like they forget how to do their jobs without having Williams' game to keep referring back to. Williams just turned 37 in July and is coming off a season in which he missed the final 7 games with an ankle injury, which further heightens the recklessness of this strategy.

Making matters worse for the supporting cast surrounding Williams is they lost another starter when guard Aaron Banks left for the Packers in free agency and have to shoulder the short-term blow of having 2nd year right guard Dominick Puni play through a knee injury that knocked him out of the 2nd preseason game a few weeks ago. While Banks certainly isn't worth the deal the Packers gave him (4 years/$77 mil/$27 mil), he was steady enough of a run blocker to be viewed as an average starting guard. As for Puni, he was quietly pretty solid for the bulk of last season (80.5 PFF grade, which ranked 11th amongst all guards) and they have to be hoping that his play won't be impacted whenever he decides he's ready to suit up (that could very well be Sunday versus the Seahawks as he returned to practice earlier this week).

Beyond Puni and Williams, the starting group consists of the returning C/RT duo of Jake Brendel and Colton McKivitz and Banks' replacement at LG Ben Bartch. McKivitz is the "star" of this trio as he's been a servicable-ish RT over the past 2 seasons since Mike McGlinchey left for the Broncos in free agency, Brendel kind of is what he is at this point as the 49ers have just decided that they'll live with his deficiencies as a pass blocker to benefit from his relative strength as a run blocker and Bartch is a bit of question mark as he has only logged 2 starts since the Jaguars traded him to San Francisco at the deadline in 2023 and was average-to-below-average when he was regularly playing back in Duval County. The biggest point of concern however would be who would play in the absence of Williams and that would be none other than converted guard Spencer Burford. Burford got benched for Puni at the start of last season and has somehow now gotten the assignment to transform into a left tackle after stinking shit on the inside. In what universe does that make sense? The threat of Burford holding down the LT spot in the event of an injury means that Williams remaining healthy is more imperative than ever this season.               

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Health

No team in the league is more dependent on remaining healthy the 49ers. We've seen what happens when their key guys stay on the field (2019, 2021, 2022, 2023-where they advanced to the Conference Championship or Super Bowl) and what happens when they don't (2020, 2024-6-win seasons). It's more than fair to say that whether or not Christian McCaffery, Nick Bosa, Williams, Fred Warner, George Kittle, etc. spontaneously combust is the difference between the 49ers contending and picking within the top 12 selections of the draft. Things aren't off to a great start on this front with Brandon Aiyuk and Malik Mustapha starting the year on PUP, Jauan Jennings and Puni getting banged up over the summer and newer member of the Bay Area Fragile Boys Ricky Pearsall-who pulled his hamstring in camp and missed ample time during his lengthy college career-being thrust into a featured role with Aiyuk being on the shelf, but we can't just assume that half the team is going to end up on IR until it actually happens, so pick those heads up 49ers fans and engage in whatever ritual you see fit to try and prevent the vengeful soft tissue/ACL/broken femur fairy from coming for your best players.

Bottom Line:

Regardless of their famously erratic injury luck, this is the least confident I've been in a 49ers team ability to compete for quite some time for reasons that I can't fully explain, and I wouldn't be surprised at all if they regressed to the middle of the pack.        

Seattle Seahawks

2024 Record: 10-7 (2nd in NFC West)

Head Coach: Mike Macdonald (2nd season)

Notable Additions: QB Sam Darnold, WR Cooper Kupp, OLB DeMarcus Lawrence

Notable Departures: WR DK Metcalf, QB Geno Smith, WR Tyler Lockett

Biggest Reason for Excitement: The Hiring of Klint Kubiak as OC

Ryan Grubb's journey to the NFL only lasted a single season as Mike Macdonald made the pretty surprising decision to sever ties with him after a 10-7 season where the offense performed in line with what they did under Shane Waldron in 2023. While Grubb's short tenure paired with pretty average job performance spared him from turning into a Darrell Bevell or Brian Schottenheimer-esque figure in Seattle, it's also hard to imagine fans are overly sad to see him go. To the surprise of some people, the 'Hawks were able to land arguably the hottest name on the OC market this season in ex-Saints OC Klint Kubiak to replace Grubb. A Kyle Shanahan disciple and the son of offensive guru Gary Kubiak, Kubiak has developed a reputation as one of the next visionary wizkids that's going to take the league by storm. Now, admittedly nothing Kubiak has done so far supports this belief as his previous OC stints were a pair of 1-year runs with the Vikings in 2021 in which he led them to the 14th ranked scoring offense in Mike Zimmer's final year in Minneapolis and a Saints team that quickly hit a wall last season after posting 40+ points in two straight games to start the year and Derek Carr was eventually lost for the season with a hand fracture. The silver linings here are is that he did get good QB play out of the vets that he worked with (Kirk Cousins, Carr) and new Seahawks starting QB Sam Darnold has experience running his system after spending the last 2 years with Shanahan in San Francisco (Kubiak was also the passing game coordinator there at the time) and Kevin O'Connell with the Vikings and the Seahawks weapons chest (Jaxson Smith-Njgiba, Kenneth Walker III, Zach Charbonnet, Cooper Kupp, Jake Bobo, rookies Tory Horton and Elijah Arroyo) is definitely better than what he had with the Saints last year. As long as Darnold can retain much of the sharpness he showed with the Vikings last season and the run game can pick up from the dire level it's been at in each of the last 2 seasons (28th in the league), this group could very well end up finishing in the top 10.            

Biggest Reason for Concern: Swapping Out Geno Smith for Sam Darnold

When people were trying to figure out a landing spot for Sam Darnold if the Vikings elected to not retain him, the Seahawks weren't on very many people's radars. Geno Smith had been steadily pretty good for them since he landed the starting job following the departure of Russell Wilson in 2022 and at age 34 going on 35 with a pretty clean injury history, the fears of Father Time coming for him aren't really there at this point in time. We all know what happened next: Smith gets traded to the Raiders and shortly after, Darnold signs with the Seahawks on a 3-year/$100 mil deal. Despite Darnold being 8 years younger than Smith and coming off an excellent 2024 season that landed him in the MVP conversation, this move isn't definitely an upgrade for the Seahawks. 

Let's start with what the Seahawks are losing in Smith. There are some things that he did that people seem to take for granted. He handled pressure well, was extremely accurate at every level of the field (his completion percentage over the past 3 seasons is a terrific 68.3 and hit 70.4% last season) and was composed enough to almost always shake off picks, slow starts, etc. Darnold brings precisely none of those traits to the table and that could be a huge problem considering the top Achillies heel of the Seahawks: Offensive line. 

It's not a secret that Darnold full blown imploded in the final 2 games of his Vikings tenure against the Lions and Rams. What primarily caused that implosion? Horrendous offensive line play, particularly on the interior. Take a guess at what the biggest weak point of the Seahawks line is... Could rookie Grey Zabel change the complexion of this longtime crutch of the 'Hawks? Conceivably, yes. But what if he doesn't? Then, you're looking at a scenario where Darnold is under siege all the times. Smith got sacked 50 times and threw 15 picks last year as somebody who handled interior pressure well. Just imagine what Darnold's numbers could look like if the line continues to suck with back him there. Given that his flustered ass has thrown double digit picks in every single season in which he's started 10+ games, it's not crazy to think that Darnold is capable of having a 2019 Jameis Winston-season (aka the infamous 30 TD/30 INT year) if the protection is at least as bad as it's been over the past few seasons. If the frantic mess version of Darnold shows up this season, fans will be calling for the heads of John Schneider and Macdonald for getting rid of the sneakily steady Smith in no time at all.       

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Mike Macdonald Taking This Defense to Elite Level in Year #2

It took no time at all for Macdonald to leave his mark on the 'Hawks defense. After back-to-back 25th-ranked finishes under Clint Hurtt, Macdonald and his DC Aden Dudre got them all the way up to 11th in scoring defense in 2024. Where his impact was particularly felt was in the development of their younger players like Derick Hall-who finished with 8 sacks in his sophomore campaign after logging 0 as a rookie, Devon Witherspoon mixing it up more around the line of scrimmage in addition to remaining a legit top corner-which helped boost his tackle total to 98 after posting 79 as a rookie and Coby Bryant becoming a much more effective player upon switching to safety from corner-logging the first 3 INT's of his pro career and a career-high 6 passes defensed. Macdonald's 2nd season in Ravens is when things went things took another step forward and they became the top defense in the league, which was the driving force behind him landing this job. He'll be hoping to do the same thing with the 'Hawks in year #2.

What will it take to elevate this group further in 2025? Simple: Getting tougher against the run (the improvement from 31st in 2023 to 16th last year was a nice start, but it's still not good enough), further developing the young guys-particularly 2024 1st rounder Byron Murphy II who struggled as a rookie and having their sneaky deep collection of veteran impact players (Julian Love, Leonard Williams, Boye Mafe, newcomer DeMarcus Lawrence) continue to play at a high level. The potential for greatness really is there with this group and if Macdonald can unlock it, then we just might be looking at a dark horse contender to take the crown in this closley contested division.        

Bottom Line:

It would really surprise me if the play of Sam Darnold isn't the catalyst for dictating their fate this season. Right now, I think they'll be a middler at best as I'm not confident that this line will be able to provide Darnold with the peace of mind he needs to cook. 

Predicted Standings:

1.Los Angeles Rams (11-6)

2.Arizona Cardinals (10-7)

3.Seattle Seahawks (7-10)

4.San Francisco 49ers (7-10)

2025 NFL Power Rankings: Week 1

1.Philadelphia Eagles Week 1 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

2.Kansas City Chiefs Week 1 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

3.Buffalo Bills Week 1 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

4.Baltimore Ravens Week 1 opponent: Buffalo Bills

5.Detroit Lions Week 1 opponent: Green Bay Packers

6.Washington Commanders Week 1 opponent: New York Giants

7.Los Angeles Rams Week 1 opponent: Houston Texans

8.Green Bay Packers Week 1 opponent: Detroit Lions

9.Tampa Bay Buccaneers Week 1 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

10.Houston Texans Week 1 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

11.Los Angeles Chargers Week 1 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs 

12.Cincinnati Bengals Week 1 opponent: Cleveland Browns

13.Denver Broncos Week 1 opponent: Tennessee Titans

14.Minnesota Vikings Week 1 opponent: Chicago Bears

15.Pittsburgh Steelers Week 1 opponent: New York Jets

16.San Francisco 49ers Week 1 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

17.Arizona Cardinals Week 1 opponent: New Orleans Saints

18.Atlanta Falcons Week 1 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

19.Seattle Seahawks Week 1 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

20.Chicago Bears Week 1 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

21.Dallas Cowboys Week 1 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

22.Miami Dolphins Week 1 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

23.New York Jets Week 1 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

24.Las Vegas Raiders Week 1 opponent: New England Patriots

25.Indianapolis Colts Week 1 opponent: Miami Dolphins

26.Carolina Panthers Week 1 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

27.Jacksonville Jaguars Week 1 opponent: Carolina Panthers

28.New England Patriots Week 1 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

29.New York Giants Week 1 opponent: Washington Commanders

30.Tennessee Titans Week 1 opponent: Denver Broncos

31.Cleveland Browns Week 1 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

32.New Orleans Saints Week 1 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

Tuesday, September 2, 2025

10 Most Anticipated Movies of Fall 2025

So far, 2025 has managed to mostly deliver on the abundance of promise that its deep roster of intriguing movies held coming into the year. Can the cinematic year keep rolling in its final frame or will a disheartening regression take place that forces it to fall short of being one of the best years for movies we've had in recent memory at the last minute? The answer will reveal itself soon enough, but I will say the odds of it being the former are pretty, pretty good. The September-December slate features a ton of dynamism (Both Safdie Brothers going in very different directions for their debuts as solo filmmakers! A comedic reimaging of Anaconda! A Jordan Peele-produced psychological horror about football! A pair of fact-based Richard Linklater movies in two different languages! Jeremy Allen White playing Bruce Springsteen!) and heavy hitting directors (Paul Thomas Anderson! Guillermo del Toro! Luca Guadagnino! Yorgos Lanthimos! Edgar Wright! James Cameron! Kathryn Bigelow!) behind some of the most beloved movies of the past 25 years all dropping their latest works in the same small stretch of the calendar. These are the periods of time that make movies so exciting, and I can't wait to begin digging into this intriguing collection of films later this week. Here are the 10 movies I'm most looking forward to seeing this fall.            

10.If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You (October 10):

Reviews for Mary Bronstein's psychological drama about a woman (Rose Byrne) who begins to unravel from the unrelenting pressure she's under as a mother/wife have been excellent since it debuted at Sundance back in January with many saying that Byrne-whose been one of the most underrated, versatile actors in Hollywood for damn near 20 years now-gives a career-best performance that could finally land her an Oscar nomination and the trailer that A24 dropped a few weeks back looks great. On top of all that, it features something that nobody could've ever seen coming: Conan O'Brien in a dramatic acting role!    

9.Him (September 19):

A lack of familiarity with writer/director Justin Tipping's work is the primary reason Him isn't higher here as it looks delightfully diabolical. Marlon Wayans' ability as a serious actor has gone long untapped and the deranged lengths athletes will go to in their pursuit of greatness is a fascinating topic for a horror movie to explore.   

8.Black Phone 2 (October 17):

Reinventing The Grabber (Ethan Hawke) as a Freddy Kruger-esque slasher figure is a genius hook for a sequel to Scott Derrickson's great 2022 supernatural/coming-of-age horror flick The Black Phone, and the teaser trailer is one of my favorites of the year so far. On top of that, buzz is starting to mount that Derrickson made something special here, which would be great news for horror fans that have already been eating really good this year. 

7.Frankenstein (October 17 theaters/November 7 streaming):

Guillermo del Toro has been building his whole career towards making a Frankenstein movie, so it would be a true shock if he dropped the ball with his Netflix-backed gothic horror epic, especially given how loaded the cast is (Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi, Mia Goth, Christoph Waltz, Felix Kammerer, Charles Dance, Ralph Ineson) and stunning the early footage looks.

6.The Smashing Machine (October 3):

The best and worst part about The Safdie Brothers going their separate ways is that we get to see what they're made of as individual filmmakers. Benny gets the honor of being the first Safdie out of the gate with next month's Mark Kerr biopic The Smashing Machine, which hands Dwayne Johnson his most serious acting role yet and will almost certainly not fall into the camp of being a paint-by-numbers sports biopic.               

5.Predator: Badlands (November 7):

Prey being a monster success on Hulu 3 years ago has inspired Disney to give Dan Trachtenberg the license to do whatever the hell he wants with the Predator IP. His third Predator film Badlands may be his most ambitious one yet as it centers around a young Predator (Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi) that's been outcast from his tribe and forced to engage in a deadly hunt on another planet. To be honest, I don't know how it took this long to make a Predator movie from the perspective of a member of the titular species but I'm confident in Trachtenberg's ability to make a movie that delivers on the inherent badassery of its premise.        

4.Wake Up Dead Man (November 26 theaters/December 12 streaming):

The best part about the Benoit Blanc whodunits that Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig have been able to turn into a franchise after the breakout success of Knives Out is their dedication to switching up the vibe with each new entry. With the third installment Wake Up Dead Man, they appear to be making something that's ominous and spooky, which would be a really fun 180 to pull following the pervasive goofiness of Glass Onion.         

3.Marty Supreme (December 25):

The second half of A24's fall solo Safdie Showcase, Josh and longtime co-writer Ronald Bronstein-who Josh got custody of in the divorce from his brother-appears to be taking his signature chaotic energy and applying it to something significantly less grimy with this fictional story inspired by the life of NYC-bred ping pong champion Marty Reisman. There's a whimsical Catch Me If You Can-esque vibe to the trailer, which is unexpected from a unapolgetic nihilist like Safdie, and the title role gives Timothee Chalamet a golden opportunity to further solidify himself as one of the most versatile, interesting actors working today.        

2.Bugonia (October 24):

Paranoid conspiracy theorist Jesse Plemons vs. slimy pharmaceutical CEO Emma Stone in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie is the stuff that sicko dreams are made of. Early word from Venice and Telluride is that it's another bleak, distinctly weird ride from Lanthimos and I'm thrilled that it'll be able to feast my eyes upon the latest film from one of the most unique cinematic voices working today less than two months from now.   

1.The Running Man (November 14):

Edgar Wright has been expressing his desire to make a version of The Running Man that was more faithful to Stephen King's novel than Paul Michael Glazer's Arnold Schwarzenegger-led version from 1987 for a bit now. Paramount finally gave him the chance to do so late last year and while I can't speak on how true it is to King's story, it looks like an absolute blast, and the cast (Glen Powell, Josh Brolin, Colman Domingo, Michael Cera, Jayme Lawson, Lee Pace, Katy O'Brian, William H. Macy, David Zayas, Emilia Jones, Karl Glusman, Sean Hayes) is among the best Wright has ever assembled.   

Also Plan on Watching:

The Conjuring: Last Rites (September 5)

The Threesome (September 5)

Twinless (September 5)

The Long Walk (September 12)

The Man in My Basement (September 12 theaters/September 26 streaming)

Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (September 12)

A Big Bold Beautiful Journey (September 19)

Plainclothes (September 19)

Predators (September 19)

One Battle After Another (September 26)

The Strangers: Chapter 2 (September 26)

Play Dirty (October 1)

Bone Lake (October 3)

Shelby Oaks (October 3)

After the Hunt (October 10)

A House of Dynamite (October 10 theaters/October 24 streaming)

Kiss of the Spider Woman (October 10)

The Perfect Neighbor (October 10 streaming/October 17 theaters)

Roofman (October 10)

Urchin (October 10)

The Woman in Cabin 10 (October 10) 

Ballad of a Small Player (October 15 theaters/October 29 streaming)

It Was Just an Accident (October 15)

Blue Moon (October 17)

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (October 22)

Hedda (October 22 theaters/October 29 streaming)

Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere (October 24)

Anniversary (October 29)

Nouvelle Vague (October 31 theaters/November 14 streaming)

Die, My Love (November 7)

Sentimental Value (November 7)

Train Dreams (November 7 theaters/November 21 streaming)

Eternity (November 14)

Keeper (November 14)

Jay Kelly (November 14 theaters/December 5 streaming)

Now You See Me: Now You Don't (November 14)

Rebuilding (November 14)

Trap House (November 14)

Rental Family (November 21)

Sisu: Road to Revenge (November 21)

Wicked: For Good (November 21)

The Secret Agent (November 26)

Zootopia 2 (November 26)

Hamnet (November 27)

Ella McCay (December 12)

Silent Night, Deadly Night (December 12)

The Housemaid (December 19)

Is This Thing On? (December 19)

Father Mother Sister Brother (December 24)

Anaconda (December 25)

No Other Choice (December 25)

Song Sung Blue (December 25)

Monday, September 1, 2025

10 Most Anticipated Albums of Fall 2025

10.Doja Cat-Vie (Release Date: September 26)

9.Testament-Para bellum (Release Date: October 10)

8.Spite-New World Killer (Release Date: October 31)

7.The Acacia Strain-You Are Safe from God Here (Release Date: October 24)

6.Greyhaven-Keep It Quiet (Release Date: October 10)

5.Revocation-New Gods, New Masters (Release Date: September 26)

4.Dying Wish-Flesh Stays Together (Release Date: September 26)

3.Between the Buried and Me-The Blue Nowhere (Release Date: September 12)

2.Lorna Shore-I Feel the Everblack Festering Within Me (Release Date: September 12)

1.Tallah-Primeval: Obsession // Detachment (Release Date: September 5)

Also Plan on Listening To:

Fleshwater-2000: In Search of the Endless Sky (Release Date: September 5)

Cardi B-Am I the Drama? (Release Date: September 19)

Soulkeeper-Join Us in Creating Excellence (Release Date: September 19)

PeelingFlesh-PF Radio 2 (Release Date: September 26)

Purity Ring-Purity Ring (Release Date: September 26)

Taylor Swift-The Life of a Showgirl (Release Date: October 3)

Sanguisugabogg-Hideous Aftermath (Release Date: October 10)

Sudan Archives-The BPM (Release Date: October 17)

Florence + The Machine-Everybody Scream (Release Date: October 31)

Despised Icon-Shadow Work (Release Date: October 31)

Trivium-Struck Dead (Release Date: October 31)

Drain-...Is Your Friend (Release Date: November 7)

Pupil Slicer-Fleshwork (Release Date: November 7)

Thursday, August 28, 2025

2024 in Movies: Revisited

Unlike with 2024's albums, I caught a fair amount of 2024 movies following the publishing of my year-end list in early January. While there are still plenty of titles that managed to slip through the cracks for one reason or the other including I'm Still Here, Flow and Ghostlight, I was able to catch many of the heavy-hitters (The Brutalist, Nickel Boys, No Other Land) that weren't out in Massachusetts until mid-January or later as well as an array of other titles of varying qualities from all over the genre spectrum. Beyond this wave of new titles impacting most levels of the list (including 2 new entries into the top 10), there was very little movement as only one notorious, obscenely awful film drifted apart from the titles it was clustered with on the initial list. Below, you'll find my current 2024 movie rankings from worst to best complete with grades. Hope you enjoy.  

()=ranking on year-end list

new=new entry  

153.(135) Bob Marley: One Love (D)

152.(134) Miller's Girl (D)

151.(133) Atlas (D)

150.(125) Emilia Perez (D)

149.(new) Here (D)

148.(new) The Bricklayer (D)

147.(132) Night Swim (D+)

146.(131) Rebel Moon: Part Two-The Scargiver (D+)

145.(130) Borderlands (D+)

144.(129) Brothers (D+)

143.(128) Caddo Lake (D+)

142.(new) Nightbitch (C-)

141.(127) Players (C-)

140.(new) Mothers' Instinct (C-)

139.(126) Sleeping Dogs (C-)

138.(124) Madame Web (C-)

137.(new) A Family Affair (C)

136.(123) Back to Black (C)

135.(122) Lift (C)

134.(121) The Book of Clarence (C)

133.(120) Slingshot (C)

132.(119) Megalopolis (C)

131.(118) Nutcrackers (C)

130.(117) The Watchers (C)

129.(116) Red One (C)

128.(115) Unfrosted (C)

127.(114) Tarot (C)

126.(new) The Brutalist (C)

125.(113) Killer Heat (C)

124.(112) Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (C)

123.(new) Salem's Lot (C)

122.(111) Queer (C)

121.(110) It's What's Inside (C)

120.(109) Trap (C)

119.(108) Werewolves (C+)

118.(107) Transformers One (C+)

117.(106) Cuckoo (C+)

116.(105) Lisa Frankenstein (C+)

115.(104) Arthur the King (B-)

114.(103) Boy Kills World (B-)

113.(new) The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie (B-)

112.(102) The Strangers: Chapter 1 (B-)

111.(101) Mean Girls (B-)

110.(100) I.S.S. (B-)

109.(99) Kung Fu Panda 4 (B-)

108.(98) The Union (B-)

107.(97) Fly Me to the Moon (B-)

106.(96) Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (B-)

105.(95) Am I OK? (B-)

104.(94) Kraven the Hunter (B-)

103.(93) The Underdoggs (B-)

102.(92) It Ends with Us (B-)

101.(91) Jackpot! (B-)

100.(90) The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (B-)

99.(89) Rez Ball (B-)

98.(88) The Crow (B-)

97.(87) Alien: Romulus (B-)

96.(86) The American Society of Magical Negroes (B-)

95.(new) Sugarcane (B-)

94.(85) Knox Goes Away (B-)

93.(84) Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (B-)

92.(83) The Outrun (B-)

91.(new) Piece by Piece (B-)

90.(new) The Last Showgirl (B-)

89.(82) Late Night with the Devil (B-)

88.(81) The Bikeriders (B-)

87.(80) Your Monster (B-)

86.(79) The Front Room (B-)

85.(78) Hundreds of Beavers (B-)

84.(77) Deadpool & Wolverine (B-)

83.(76) Immaculate (B-)

82.(75) Land of Bad (B)

81.(74) Self Reliance (B)

80.(73) The Killer's Game (B)

79.(72) Housekeeping for Beginners (B)

78.(71) The Idea of You (B)

77.(70) Road House (B)

76.(69) Kill (B)

75.(68) The Fire Inside (B)

74.(new) The Order (B)

73.(67) Ricky Stanicky (B)

72.(66) Touch (B)

71.(65) My Old Ass (B)

70.(64) Wicked Little Letters (B)

69.(63) Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (B)

68.(62) Femme (B)

67.(61) Gladiator II (B)

66.(new) Between the Temples (B)

65.(new) Nickel Boys (B)

64.(60) Argylle (B)

63.(59) Y2K (B)

62.(58) Wicked (B)

61.(57) Problemista (B)

60.(56) Conclave (B)

59.(55) We Live in Time (B)

58.(54) Never Let Go (B)

57.(53) Venom: The Last Dance (B)

56.(new) Azrael (B)

55.(52) The Piano Lesson (B)

54.(51) Will & Harper (B)

53.(50) Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (B)

52.(49) Babygirl (B)

51.(48) The Beekeeper (B)

50.(47) Thelma (B)

49.(46) Longlegs (B)

48.(45) Inside Out 2 (B)

47.(44) Speak No Evil (B)

46.(43) The First Omen (B)

45.(42) The Killer (B)

44.(41) MaXXXine (B)

43.(40) Heretic (B)

42.(39) Love Lies Bleeding (B)

41.(38) The Shadow Strays (B)

40.(37) Kneecap (B)

39.(36) Twisters (B)

38.(35) Drive-Away Dolls (B)

37.(34) Juror #2 (B)

36.(33) Dune: Part Two (B)

35.(32) IF (B+)

34.(31) Hit Man (B+)

33.(new) Better Man (B+)

32.(30) Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (B+)

31.(29) A Quiet Place: Day One (B+)

30.(28) A Complete Unknown (B+)

29.(27) Carry-On (B+)

28.(26) Strange Darling (B+)

27.(25) I Used to Be Funny (B+)

26.(24) Nosferatu (B+)

25.(23) Daddio (B+)

24.(22) Blink Twice (B+)

23.(21) A Different Man (B+)

22.(20) Kinds of Kindness (B+)

21.(19) Snack Shack (B+)

20.(18) Bad Boys: Ride or Die (B+)

19.(17) Babes (B+)

18.(16) Woman of the Hour (B+)

17.(15) Saturday Night (B+)

16.(14) A Real Pain (B+)

15.(13) Smile 2 (B+)

14.(12) His Three Daughters (B+)

13.(11) The Wild Robot (B+)

12.(10) I Saw the TV Glow (B+)

11.(9) Monkey Man (B+)

10.(8) Civil War (B+)

9.(7) Abigail (B+)

8.(6) Rebel Ridge (B+)

7.(new) No Other Land (A-)

6.(5) The Substance (A-)

5.(4) Didi (A-)

4.(3) The Fall Guy (A)

3.(new) Sing Sing (A)

2.(2) Challengers (A)

1.(1) Anora (A)

Tuesday, August 26, 2025

2025 NFL Preview: AFC West

Denver Broncos

2024 Record: 10-7 (3rd in AFC West)

Head Coach: Sean Payton (2nd season)

Notable Additions: S Talanoa Hufanga, ILB Dre Greenlaw, TE Evan Engram 

Notable Departures: ILB Cody Barton, P Riley Dixon, RB Javonte Williams

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Further Building Up the Defense

One of the key drivers behind the Broncos pretty surprising success last season was the play of their defense. Vance Joseph's group made one hell of a turnaround becoming a top 3 scoring defense who were also excellent against the run (3rd), in the redzone (3rd) and with compiling sacks (1st) a year after finishing as one of the worst defenses across the board. Despite this success, they weren't infallible by any means (particularly in terms of pass defense, where they ranked a below average 19th) and GM George Patton elected to focus their offseason roster tweaking efforts on further building up the defense.

There were 3 players in particular-all slotted to start in Week 1-who ended up being the big gets for Patton. In free agency, it was a pair of ex-49ers in Talanoa Hufanga and Dre Greenlaw. While both guys carry a real risk with them as they've battled injuries in recent years (as tends to be the case with 49ers players during the Kyle Shanahan/John Lynch era), their talent and productivity when they're on the field is indisputable. Hufanga polices the middle of the field with a remarkable ferocity and has some of the best ball skills of any safety in the league right now (7 INT's from 2022-23), even if his aggressive mentality leads to him blowing some coverage from time to time. Greenlaw only appeared in 2 games last year after missing the first 13 games of the season following his infamous Super Bowl injury 10 months prior and being shut down for the final 2 games of the year after the 49ers were eliminated from playoff contention, but he was a tackling machine the prior 2 seasons (247 tackles over 30 games) that provided a big boost to the 49ers linebacking corps. Inserting players of their caliber directly alongside the likes of Brandon Jones and Alex Singleton instantly makes the prospect of attacking the back 2 levels that much more daunting.

On the draft front, they used their 1st round pick to select corner Jahdae Barron out of the University of Texas. Barron was widely considered to be the top corner prospect in a class that was viewed as lacking a "can't miss guy" a la Derek Stingley Jr., Devon Witherspoon or his now-teammate Patrick Surtain II. Despite the question that arose surrounding Barron's ability to be a lockdown #1 corner in the pros, he was excellent in zone coverage in college, and those skills should serve him well in his current position of starting slot corner.

Addressing the few vulnerable spots they have while retaining all 9 of the other starters from last year's group is a dream scenario from the Broncos that could make them even better than they were a year ago.            

Biggest Reason for Concern: The Very Real Possibility That Last Season Was a Mirage

Saying that nobody believed in the Broncos would be distorting reality a bit as the bulk of the legions of Sean Payton honks out there expected them to be good last year. It is, however, completely fair to say that they surpassed any reasonable expectations that were placed on them last year. Bo Nix was hardly a slam dunk to hit the ground running as a rookie given his college career that was largely defined by underachievement relative to the elite pedigree he had coming of high school, their skill position players beyond Courtland Sutton were as unproven and unsexy as they come and as I just mentioned above, their defense was trash the year prior. Although the second part did end up being true, Nix and the defense played well enough to power this group to a 10-7 record and the final Wild Card spot in the AFC. Things didn't go well at all in their playoff game against the Bills as Josh Allen and co. mopped the floor with them from the first whistle to the last, but what this playoff appearance could represent for their future meant more than the result of this one specific game.

Fast forward to this offseason and all of a sudden, a level of football hype that we haven't seen since the days of Peyton Manning, Von Miller and Demaryius Thomas has hit the greater Denver area. The Broncos are actually in the middle of some of the biggest offseason narratives right now as a fair number of people expect them to be the next AFC team that joins the Chiefs, Bills and Ravens at the top of the hierarchy. Some of the boldest voices out there, particularly the Eternal Queen of the Payton Honks Kay Adams, believe this team can at least make it to the Super Bowl, if not win it.

Look, I can't dispute the logic behind this wave of belief in the Broncos. They were the most improved team in the AFC last year and the combination of a great defense and a young QB coming off a solid rookie year is one that's going to generate excitement. Maybe I'm being blinded by my well-documented feelings that Payton is the most overrated coach in modern NFL history, but right now, I just can't help but think a lot of these people that are going all in on the Broncos for 2025 have lost the fucking plot. 

Let's start with the sole indisputable fact that can be used to fuel my Broncos skepticism: How they fared against quality opponents in 2024. Last season (including the playoffs), they played 10 games against teams with winning records and 8 against teams that went to the playoffs. Their respective records in those games were as follows: 2-8 and 2-7. For further context, those 2 wins came against the Buccaneers in Week 3 (which is a legit win as the Bucs started last year 2-0) and the Chiefs in a meaningless Week 18 game in which Chiefs rested every single one of their valuable starters. This means that 8 of their 10 wins last season came against teams with losing records and only 2 of those came against teams that won more than 5 games (Colts, Falcons), If this isn't the epitome of a team's reputation being inflated due to their ability to feast on bad competition, I don't what it is.

On the speculative front, I will say that I believe the only things this team can truly count on right now is Surtain II's ability to be a lockdown corner and their offensive line's ability to be steady. Everything else about them is either unproven or unremarkable. The two biggest points of uncertainty I would point to is their biggest heroes from last year: Nix and the defense. Nix is a particularly fascinating object to fawn over as he was pretty much as advertised last season: A competent, fairly accurate QB who can run an offense efficiently, has enough mobility to make plays outside the pocket/with his legs when he needs to and will sometimes go full YOLO gunslinger when pressured (his 12 INT's including a 6 pick run over the final 4 games of the regular season prior to their Week 18 creampuff finale against the Chiefs F-squad do a pretty good job of reflecting this tendency). How even honing in on the highest of his highs from his rookie campaign (his 28/33/304 YDS/4 TD showing against the Falcons or his 28/37/284 YDS/3 TD performance versus the Panthers) could inspire the level of bowing at the altar of Nix that we're seeing right now is a complete head-scratcher to me, especially given the makeup of their RB/WR/TE rooms at the moment (more on that in bit). It's going to take a lot more than more or less replicating what Mac Jones did with the Patriots in 2021 for me to think Nix is anything more than a passable starter.

As for the defense, what about Vance Joseph's coaching track record suggests that's he a lock to oversee an elite defense again? Last year, marked the first time during Joseph's tenure as a DC or HC that one of his defenses finished in the top 10 among scoring defenses. Prior to last year, his top overall ranking was #11 with the Cardinals back in 2021 and his groups had only finished in the top half of the league 2 other times (13th in 2018 when he was the Broncos HC, 12th in 2020 during his 2nd season with the Cardinals) besides that. The defense didn't look all that different in 2023 when they ranked 29th in the league, so who says guys like Nik Bonitto, Brandon Jones and Jonathon Cooper will be able to repeat what they did last year. Just look at how quickly that Jaguars unit fell apart after dominating in 2017 and there were a lot more proven high-end players in that group than there is here. Say this group were to slip down to the #13-15 range, do they really have enough juice on offense to overcome the surrendering of more points? There's a very real possibility that the answer is no.

Everybody wants to believe that 2024 was the first sign that the Broncos were building something special. It was the first time the franchise truly showed signs of life since they won the Super Bowl in 2015 and nobody wants to go back to the joyless middling-to-below-average purgatory that they've were in for the previous decade. The sobering reality is that their performance in 2024 very well could prove to be a mirage, and it would probably be highly beneficial for the people that are the most bullish on this team right now to at least flirt with entertaining this possibility before they proceed with punching their tickets to the AFC Championship Game in late January.                          

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Becoming More Dynamic on Offense:

The profound lack of sexiness present in the 2024 Broncos offense didn't always show up on the score board as the group finished 10th in scoring offense. Where it actually did show up was in their blah yardage stats (16th in rushing, 20th in passing) that indicated their excellent defense was responsible for their elevated defensive ranking above all else.

Given their aforementioned strength on the offensive line and Payton's track record of being able to put points on the board in the regular season, the biggest piece of the blame pie falls on their personal at RB/WR/TE. Last year, Sutton was the only consistently reliable pass catcher they had (he finished the year with a solid 81/1,081/8 line and was targeted a whopping 135 times, which was 55 more than anybody else on the team and 70 more than any other WR) and their rushing attack was driven by an uninspired committee (Javonte Williams, Jaleel McLaughlin, Audric Estime) and Nix scampering a handful of times each game.

Heading into 2025, they'll be working with a slightly different group. While their starting receivers will be more or less the same (Sutton, deep threat Marvin Mims Jr., Nix's college teammate Troy Franklin), they are changing things up with the additions of Evan Engram at TE and enlisting the duo of J.K. Dobbins and rookie RJ Harvey lead their backfield committee. The newcomers should be the biggest difference as they have the potential to give this group something they've lacked in recent year: some sembelance of dynamism. Engram has proven to be a valuable short-yard target in recent years that can also fight for balls in the redzone while the backfield pairing of Dobbins and Harvey has the potential to deliver on the thunder/lightning dynamic that Payton has been trying to recapture since the glory days of Mark Ingram/Alvin Kamara in New Orleans. There are inevitable questions surrounding the durability of the famously injury-prone Engram and Dobbins and the ability of Harvey's shiftiness/pass-catching prowess that made him so productive at UCF translating to the pros that make this more wishful thinking than something to be truly optimistic about at this juncture, but they have a sincere to change the complexion of this offense by themselves and they'll need to make it happen in order for the Broncos to take another step forward in 2025.             

Bottom Line:

I'm going to remain skeptical about the Broncos being anything more than a slightly above average team until they're able to show that they can beat playoff teams and be more consistently productive on offense. However, I do think the AFC is weak enough for them to back into the playoffs regardless of whether or not they improve or regress from where they were a year ago.   

Kansas City Chiefs

2024 Record: 15-2 (1st in AFC West)

Head Coach: Andy Reid (13th season)

Notable Additions: CB Kristian Fulton, QB Gardner Minshew, DT Jerry Tillery

Notable Departures: G Joe Thuney, WR DeAndre Hopkins, S Justin Reid

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Being Able to Poach Kristian Fulton from Their Division Rivals in LA

After 4 nondescript, occasionally ugly seasons with the Titans, LSU product Kristian Fulton signed a 1 year-deal with the Chargers in March 2024 to compete for their starting outside corner job left vacant by departed free agent Michael Davis. Not only did he win the job, but he also enjoyed his best NFL season by far (7 passes defensed, 1 INT, 51 tackles, 459 YDS/62.5 CMP% allowed) as part of the 7th best passing defense in football. When free agency rolled around this March, Fulton elected to leave the Chargers for the last place they'd like to see him go: Kansas City. Aside from the obvious glee that comes with taking away a valuable player from one of your biggest rivals, this could be a huge get for the Chiefs as they've had a brutal time finding outside corners since Charavarius Ward left following the 2021 season and Fulton's arrival should allow Jaylen Watson to return to his more natural position of covering #3 WR's. Worst off all for the Chargers and best off of all for the Chiefs, they got Fulton for relatively short money (2 years/$20 mil/$15 mil guaranteed). If Fulton is able to help get this group back on track after their below average finish in pass D last year, this deal will go down as a complete steal.    

Biggest Reason for Concern: Their Offensive Woes of the Last 2 Years Starting to Really Snowball

When the Chiefs were winning ugly in 2023 amidst their offense's surprising dip to the middle of the pack, it served as further proof of their greatness as it signaled they could win in a variety of different ways. When they did the same thing in 2024, a concerning set of questions had to start being asked. Was Patrick Mahomes regressing? Has Andy Reid lost his fastball as a play caller/designer? Now that Travis Kelce is past his prime and Tyree Hill is long gone, is their skill position talent pool too thin? Could being in the proximity of Matt Nagy be the real catalyst for their recent woes?  All of these things will and deserved to be pondered as we head into a 2025 season where nothing has been resolved.

As a pass-catching unit, all eyes will be on Rashee Rice and Xavier Worthy. Rice has been terrific since he was drafted in 2023, but isn't expected to see much action this season as he's rehabbing from a torn LCL and hamstring that he suffered in a Week 4 contest with the Chargers last October and is facing an imminent suspension for the spree of questionable behavior he went on last year that included a drag racing incident that recently earned him a 30-day jail sentence in his hometown of Dallas . Worthy, on the other hand, will be looking to build upon an uneven rookie campaign where he flashed some potential as a versatile chess piece with splash play potential.

On the ground, Isiah Pacheco will be looking to bounce back from a dismal 2024 campaign (83/310/1 TD and a dismal 3.7 YPC in 7 games) where a fractured fibula suffered in Week 2 really hampered his ability to contribute. Kareem Hunt did a fine enough job filling in last year, but something was missing from their offense without having Pacheco's physicality and explosiveness leading their backfield. Pacheco's famous lack of patience as a runner could get him in trouble behind an offensive line that seems likely to regress in 2025, but unless things get real bad with them or last year's struggles were caused by something deeper than coming from a pretty serious injury too quickly, he should return to being the solid back he was during his first 2 NFL seasons.

What the Chiefs were doing in the early years of Mahomes' run was the kind of alien shit that was never going to sustainable. But the pendulum swing that's occurred over the past 2 seasons goes beyond water finding its level and into a potentially big fucking problem. As messy as this league is these days, the Chiefs will not continue to win 12-15 games per year with an offense that's in the middle of the pack and that regression in the win column could happen as soon as this year if these troubling downward trends continue to snowball.            

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: The Offensive Line Being Able to Hold Up

There's one common denominator in both of the Chiefs Super Bowl losses: The offensive line got completely dominated as Mahomes was sacked a combined total of 9 times and faced a combined 41 pressures in these games. It goes beyond those alarming raw numbers as anybody who saw those games will tell you that Mahomes was under siege basically non-stop.

Unlike in 2021 following the loss to the Buccaneers where they added veterans Orlando Brown Jr. and Joe Thuney to help fortify the line, the Chiefs elected to solve the problem by getting younger. After the failed experiment of Kingsley Suamataia at left tackle last season, they elected to kick him inside after making the shocking move to trade a cornerstone piece in Thuney-who played out of position at LT for most of last year as a result of Suamataia's struggles-to the Bears and draft Josh Simmons in the first round. While the chain of events that caused Thuney to get traded, Suamataia to move to guard and Simmons to be drafted was (presumably) their desire to re-sign their star guard Trey Smith-who isn't even in his prime yet at 26, it's still hard to justify trading a rock solid veteran offensive lineman about a month after line play cost them a Super Bowl. 

The can of worms this really opens up is having to rely on two young lineman to protect Mahomes' blind side. Simmons has some good traits (fluid movement skills, being able to mirror/counter defenders) that could help him eventually develop into a good pro LT, but he's still very raw and coming off an ACL injury that cost him the final few months of his tenure at Ohio State while Suamatia was so brutally awful last season that kicking him inside might not be enough to salvage his pro career. Smith, Creed Humphrey and Jawaan Taylor-whose yet to live up to the monster contract Brett Veach handed him in 2023-should be able to hold down the fort to an extent, but it won't matter if a whole side of the line sucks. Being able to withstand pass rushes, get things going in the rushing game, etc. could very well be the difference between the Chiefs lifting another Lombardi and going home hanging their heads in shame while Mahomes slips into a light coma in the cold tub as he attempts to sleep off the pain inflicted by his line's inability to do their jobs.          

Bottom Line:

As real as the threat of the regression is, the Chiefs remain too well-rounded and coached to not once again be taken seriously as a contender in 2025.

Las Vegas Raiders

2024 Record: 4-13 (4th in AFC West)

Head Coach: Pete Carroll (1st season)

Notable Additions: QB Geno Smith, S Jeremy Chinn, CB Eric Stokes

Notable Departures: S Tre'Von Moehrig, CB Nate Hobbs, DT Christian Wilkins

Biggest Reason for Excitement: The Stability That Pete Carroll Brings to a Franchise

Following their most recent Super Bowl appearance in 2002 with Bill Callahan at the helm, the Raiders have been one of the worst teams in football. They've finished with a losing record in 17 out of the past 22 seasons and made the playoffs only twice (2016, 2021) during this period. All of that losing has also opened the door for a whole lot of coaching changes as 13 different guys have held this job during this nightmarish stretch for a former longtime pillar of the league. Hope for restoring this franchise to respectability may have finally arrived this past winter when the Raiders (surprisingly) announced Pete Carroll as their new coach after dismissing Antonio Pierce just 1 year after promoting from interim to full time HC. Carroll's run with the Seahawks-which came to an end following the 2023 season-were defined by being consistently competitive regardless of what shape their roster was in. During Carroll's 14 years with the Seahawks, they never finished below 7 wins in a season, made 10 playoff appearances and appeared in 2 Super Bowls-winning over the Broncos in 2013 and losing on one of the most famous plays in NFL history in a shootout with the Patriots the following year. The Seahawks never advanced past the divisional round following that heartbreaking loss to the Pats and Carroll's legacy will have a permanent stain on it because of his failure to win more than 1 title, but that doesn't take away from the fact that he built something special there that led to a level of winning the franchise had never seen before and will be hard pressed to see again.

Given that Carroll will be turning 74 next month and now holds the distinction of being the oldest coach in the league by 7 whole years (Andy Reid is the current holder of this geriatric coach silver medal) following Bill Belichick's demotion to the college ranks upon his own return to coaching after a year away from the sidelines, he won't be able to have the same sort of tenure that he had with the Seahawks. However, this doesn't mean that Carroll won't be able to make an impact with the Raiders. It took him very little time to overhaul the Seahawks locker room and his ability to connect with players and get the most out of the roster he's been given remained strong throughout his tenure there. While 2025 probably won't be pretty, it would shock me if the stability and leadership that Carroll is known for didn't help the Raiders make meaningful progress this season.       

Biggest Reason for Concern: Their Defense Managing to Even Be Worse Than It's Been Recently

2023 was a Christmas Miracle for the Raiders defense as they finished 9th in scoring defense. This marked the first time they finished in the top 10 since their aforementioned Super Bowl season in 2002 and the first time they finished above 20th since 2006 where they finished 18th. Last year, it was right back to sucking shit as they ranked 25th. For reasons that probably have to do with that 9th place finish 2 seasons ago, Carroll elected to retain Patrick Graham as DC when he accepted the HC gig (although Carroll did dismiss all of his assistants except for DL coach Rob Leonard-who actually added run game coordinator to his coaching duties). Graham isn't a horrible DC by any means, but it does a feel bit ridiculous to keep him around based on the strength of one season. 

The biggest problems with the Raiders defense heading into 2025 aren't from a coaching standpoint but with the personnel they're putting onto the field. A mass veteran exodus in free agency that saw Tre'Von Moehrig, Nate Hobbs, Robert Spillane and Divine Deablo leave and whatever the fuck happened with Christian Wilkins at the start of camp has made an already weak group that much more vulnerable. Including the return of Malcolm Koonce-who missed the entire 2024 campaign after suffering a non-contact knee injury in practice right before their Week 1 contest with the Chargers, the Raiders will have just 4 players who've started a game for them previously out there in Week 1 (Maxx Crosby, Adam Butler and Isaiah Pola-Mao are the other 3). Their other 8 projected starters are a real ragtag group consisting of young players who never started a game prior to this season (Chris Smith, Kyu Blu Kelly), high draft picks who flamed out elsewhere (Eric Stokes, Devin White), anonymous veteran linebackers (Elandon Roberts, Germaine Pratt), a guy that I didn't even know existed until this writing (Thomas Booker IV-whose been in the league for 3 full seasons?!?) and everybody's favorite human torpedo Jeremy Chinn. There's just no way that you can be confident in at least the majority of these guys ability to play at even a passable level, especially with the older vets (Roberts, Pratt, Chinn, White) who've already proven they're not all that great.

The last thing the Raiders need as they attempt to get back on track after a dismal 4-13 season is a shit defense, but it's well within the realm unless Graham pulls another miracle out of his ass.        

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Their Offense Establishing an Identity That Works

Between their mid-season coordinator change from Luke Getsy to Scott Turner and the wonky QB play that the tandem of Gardner Minshew and Aidan O'Connell provided them with for 18 games, the Raiders offense failed to have an identity beyond tossing the ball to Brock Bowers or Jakobi Meyers and hoping they can make a play (it worked to an extent as Bowers had the best season by a rookie tight end in league history and Meyers cleared 1,000 YDS for the 1st time in his career). Heading into 2025, it's clear that Carroll wishes to bring the combination of smashmouth rushing and airing the ball out downfield that he leaned on so heavily during his time in Seattle to Vegas as the team drafted Ashton Jeanty in the 1st round and traded for Carroll's old friend from the Pacific Northwest Geno Smith to make it possible. This is the clear preferred strategy for Carroll and his new OC Chip Kelly-who is back in the NFL for the first time in nearly a decade-and one they should heavily lean on out of the gates. Say Jeanty either isn't the unstoppable bellcow he's widely projected to be or gets injured early, the Raiders could easily pivot to more a refined version of what they did last year by having their offense run through getting the ball to Bowers or Meyers. They're both strong enough after the catch and as route runners to handle an assortment of tasks and should have no trouble producing at a high clip if called upon after playing so well with QB's that are far inferior to Smith last season. It really doesn't matter what shape the Raiders offense takes as long they find an identity, stick to it and it's good enough to lead them out of the basement.     

Bottom Line:

While I expect them to have one of the worst defenses in the league, Caroll, Smith and Jeanty should do enough good for the Raiders to allow them to considerably improve from a year ago.

Los Angeles Chargers

2024 Record: 11-6 (2nd in AFC West)

Head Coach: Jim Harbaugh (2nd season)

Notable Additions: G Mekhi Becton, CB Donte Jackson, WR Keenan Allen

Notable Departures: OLB Joey Bosa, RB J.K. Dobbins, CB Kristan Fulton

Biggest Reason for Excitement: The State of Their Defense

As I mentioned last week , the Chargers defense has been bafflingly slept upon heading into this season after finishing as the top scoring D in the league last season. What is driving this muted conversation about this group is really anyone's guess. Are they concerned about Khalil Mack falling off at age 34? Do they not like the trajectories of young guys like Tarheeb Still, Alohi Gilman and Tuli Tuipulotu? Maybe they are dismayed by the fact that Joey Bosa, Poona Ford, Kristian Fulton and Asante Samuel Jr. aren't back in the fold? Please reach out to me and provide me with some further clarity on your take if you feel this way! 

Anyways, I really like the makeup of this group heading into 2025. Jesse Minter instilled a real gritty toughness in this group that immediately washed away the sins of the Brandon Staley-era, Teair Tart/Da'Shawn Hand are a sneaky good interior duo that should make positive contributions against the run and the pass and Tuipulotu and Mack could make for a killer edge duo if the former retains his pass rushing efficiency in an expanded role and the latter doesn't suddenly nosedive after yet another spectacular season in 2024. I do have some mild concerns about Donte Jackson-who is coming off a pretty poor season with the Steelers-replacing Fulton and Cam Hart-who struggled in coverage during his 6 starts as a rookie last year-replacing Samuel Jr. at corner, but that's not enough to make me believe this group will slide out of the top 10 this year.      

Biggest Reason for Concern: Justin Herbert Not Being Good Enough to Take Them to the Next Level

Justin Herbert has had valid built-in excuses for the Chargers underachieving since he got there in 2020. Whether it's the defense not being able to make stops, his coaches being inept or his receivers dropping passes at the worst possible time, it felt like there was always something beyond his control going wrong at all times. The blame game finally made its way to him in January when he full blown imploded against the Texans in the Wild Card Round. Herbert-who had been calm and pretty efficient all regular season long-chalked up an embarrassing 43.8 CMP% and somehow managed to exceed his entire regular season pick total (3) by throwing 4 picks on only 32 passing attempts. The performance was so jarringly bad that it even caused some people to reevaluate the Jaguars debacle from 2022 and throw blame on him that he (mostly rightfully) avoided in the immediate aftermath.

Fair or not, Herbert is going to be viewed differently after this game. The microscope he's avoided for the first 5 seasons of his NFL career is coming out in full force now and what it finds might not be great. It's not outlandish at all to think that Herbert will follow in the footsteps of guys like Dak Prescott and Kirk Cousins as great regular season QB's who puke on their shoes come playoff time. The 2-game sample size may be small enough to avoid drawing any rash conclusions from, but it sure as shit introduced the possibility that he's not cut out for performing on that stage. Given how inherently cursed the Chargers organization is, it would be oddly fitting if they ended up having yet another franchise quarterback who fell apart in the playoffs despite all of his talent. If Herbert is fortune enough to guide the Chargers to another playoff appearance this year, the pressure on him to deliver this time around is going to be massive. And if he doesn't, his legacy as a choker will be one giant step closer to being cemented.   

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Getting the Run Game Really Humming

Watching the Chargers offense operate last season was pretty odd as it was a Greg Roman-led offense that wasn't completely dominated by the run. Don't get it twisted, they still ran the ball plenty (463 attempts, which ranked 11th in the league), they just didn't run as much as they wanted to since they were pretty average at doing so (17th in the league) and putting the ball in Herbert's hands often led to more favorable outcomes (having the 19th ranked passing offense despite attempting the 5th fewest passes in the league supports what the tape shows quite nicely). Roman, Harbaugh and GM Joe Hortiz were clearly unsatisfied with this balance last season as well as they elected to let starting back J.K. Dobbins walk in free agency and brought in 2 backs to replace him in Najee Harris and rookie Omarion Hampton. 

Heading into camp, Harris was already not expected to have a good shot at landing the starting job given how consistently average he was in another run-dominant offense with the Steelers. Those odds went down to basically zero as Harris sustained a fireworks-induced eye injury over the Fourth of July that kept him off the field for most of camp and the entirety of the preseason. He is currently expected to return to action in Week 1, but his status as the backup is basically cemented at this point.

This of course means that all eyes are on their 1st round draft pick Hampton. The North Carolina product was the consensus #2 back available in this year's draft behind Ashton Jeanty and on paper at least, is tailor made for Roman's offense. The kid runs like a freight train, showed a level of balance that indicates he could be a monster after contact and appears to have the size/strength combo needed to withstand the abuse that comes with shouldering a heavy workload. Hampton emerging as the workhorse battering ram Roman craves in the backfield would restore the levels of meathead nirvana in the Chargers locker room that could cause Harbaugh to need a change of khakis every single week. 

The other part of this equation that needs to be considered is will the Chargers o-line be strong enough to support a run-dominant attack without having star left tackle Rashawn Slater-who suffered a torn patellar tendon in practice earlier this month-around all season. As Todd Gurley proved many years ago with the Rams, strong run blocking isn't a requirement to dominate, but it sure as hell makes things a lot easier and lowers the odds of somebody breaking down as early as Gurley did. There is some comfort to be had in the fact that Joe Alt will be the one switching from right to left tackle to relieve Slater. Alt's transition to the pros last season was among the most seamless of any rookie at the positon has had in recent memory and although his pass blocking remains ahead of his run blocking, he should do a fine job of anchoring the line in both facets of the game. The rest of the line is a far shakier bet. Zion Johnson and Bradley Bozeman are firmly established as subpar run blockers, Trey Pipkins-who is now set to take Alt's place at RT-was a butcher at guard last year, so it's fair to assume he'll only get worse on the outside and Mekhi Becton had an all-around awesome season with the Eagles last year (his 1st at guard), but carries a heightened injury risk despite remaining relatively healthy over the past 2 seasons. There's a world in which this group is good enough to make Hampton's job easy enough to be a top-tier force, it's just more than likely going to require some good injury luck and Johnson and/or Bozeman taking an unexpected step forward to materialize.    

Bottom Line:

As long as their defense remains good and the rushing attack steps forward, the Chargers should once again at least be in the mix for a playoff spot.

Predicted Standings:

1.Kansas City Chiefs (12-5)

2.Los Angeles Chargers (9-8)

3.Denver Broncos (8-9)

4.Las Vegas Raiders (7-10)