Wednesday, September 3, 2025

2025 NFL Power Rankings: Week 1

1.Philadelphia Eagles Week 1 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

2.Kansas City Chiefs Week 1 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

3.Buffalo Bills Week 1 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

4.Baltimore Ravens Week 1 opponent: Buffalo Bills

5.Detroit Lions Week 1 opponent: Green Bay Packers

6.Washington Commanders Week 1 opponent: New York Giants

7.Los Angeles Rams Week 1 opponent: Houston Texans

8.Green Bay Packers Week 1 opponent: Detroit Lions

9.Tampa Bay Buccaneers Week 1 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

10.Houston Texans Week 1 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

11.Los Angeles Chargers Week 1 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs 

12.Cincinnati Bengals Week 1 opponent: Cleveland Browns

13.Denver Broncos Week 1 opponent: Tennessee Titans

14.Minnesota Vikings Week 1 opponent: Chicago Bears

15.Pittsburgh Steelers Week 1 opponent: New York Jets

16.San Francisco 49ers Week 1 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

17.Arizona Cardinals Week 1 opponent: New Orleans Saints

18.Atlanta Falcons Week 1 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

19.Seattle Seahawks Week 1 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

20.Chicago Bears Week 1 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

21.Dallas Cowboys Week 1 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

22.Miami Dolphins Week 1 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

23.New York Jets Week 1 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

24.Las Vegas Raiders Week 1 opponent: New England Patriots

25.Indianapolis Colts Week 1 opponent: Miami Dolphins

26.Carolina Panthers Week 1 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

27.Jacksonville Jaguars Week 1 opponent: Carolina Panthers

28.New England Patriots Week 1 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

29.New York Giants Week 1 opponent: Washington Commanders

30.Tennessee Titans Week 1 opponent: Denver Broncos

31.Cleveland Browns Week 1 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

32.New Orleans Saints Week 1 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

Tuesday, September 2, 2025

10 Most Anticipated Movies of Fall 2025

So far, 2025 has managed to mostly deliver on the abundance of promise that its deep roster of intriguing movies held coming into the year. Can the cinematic year keep rolling in its final frame or will a disheartening regression take place that forces it to fall short of being one of the best years for movies we've had in recent memory at the last minute? The answer will reveal itself soon enough, but I will say the odds of it being the former are pretty, pretty good. The September-December slate features a ton of dynamism (Both Safdie Brothers going in very different directions for their debuts as solo filmmakers! A comedic reimaging of Anaconda! A Jordan Peele-produced psychological horror about football! A pair of fact-based Richard Linklater movies in two different languages! Jeremy Allen White playing Bruce Springsteen!) and heavy hitting directors (Paul Thomas Anderson! Guillermo del Toro! Luca Guadagnino! Yorgos Lanthimos! Edgar Wright! James Cameron! Kathryn Bigelow!) behind some of the most beloved movies of the past 25 years all dropping their latest works in the same small stretch of the calendar. These are the periods of time that make movies so exciting, and I can't wait to begin digging into this intriguing collection of films later this week. Here are the 10 movies I'm most looking forward to seeing this fall.            

10.If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You (October 10):

Reviews for Mary Bronstein's psychological drama about a woman (Rose Byrne) who begins to unravel from the unrelenting pressure she's under as a mother/wife have been excellent since it debuted at Sundance back in January with many saying that Byrne-whose been one of the most underrated, versatile actors in Hollywood for damn near 20 years now-gives a career-best performance that could finally land her an Oscar nomination and the trailer that A24 dropped a few weeks back looks great. On top of all that, it features something that nobody could've ever seen coming: Conan O'Brien in a dramatic acting role!    

9.Him (September 19):

A lack of familiarity with writer/director Justin Tipping's work is the primary reason Him isn't higher here as it looks delightfully diabolical. Marlon Wayans' ability as a serious actor has gone long untapped and the deranged lengths athletes will go to in their pursuit of greatness is a fascinating topic for a horror movie to explore.   

8.Black Phone 2 (October 17):

Reinventing The Grabber (Ethan Hawke) as a Freddy Kruger-esque slasher figure is a genius hook for a sequel to Scott Derrickson's great 2022 supernatural/coming-of-age horror flick The Black Phone, and the teaser trailer is one of my favorites of the year so far. On top of that, buzz is starting to mount that Derrickson made something special here, which would be great news for horror fans that have already been eating really good this year. 

7.Frankenstein (October 17 theaters/November 7 streaming):

Guillermo del Toro has been building his whole career towards making a Frankenstein movie, so it would be a true shock if he dropped the ball with his Netflix-backed gothic horror epic, especially given how loaded the cast is (Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi, Mia Goth, Christoph Waltz, Felix Kammerer, Charles Dance, Ralph Ineson) and stunning the early footage looks.

6.The Smashing Machine (October 3):

The best and worst part about The Safdie Brothers going their separate ways is that we get to see what they're made of as individual filmmakers. Benny gets the honor of being the first Safdie out of the gate with next month's Mark Kerr biopic The Smashing Machine, which hands Dwayne Johnson his most serious acting role yet and will almost certainly not fall into the camp of being a paint-by-numbers sports biopic.               

5.Predator: Badlands (November 7):

Prey being a monster success on Hulu 3 years ago has inspired Disney to give Dan Trachtenberg the license to do whatever the hell he wants with the Predator IP. His third Predator film Badlands may be his most ambitious one yet as it centers around a young Predator (Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi) that's been outcast from his tribe and forced to engage in a deadly hunt on another planet. To be honest, I don't know how it took this long to make a Predator movie from the perspective of a member of the titular species but I'm confident in Trachtenberg's ability to make a movie that delivers on the inherent badassery of its premise.        

4.Wake Up Dead Man (November 26 theaters/December 12 streaming):

The best part about the Benoit Blanc whodunits that Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig have been able to turn into a franchise after the breakout success of Knives Out is their dedication to switching up the vibe with each new entry. With the third installment Wake Up Dead Man, they appear to be making something that's ominous and spooky, which would be a really fun 180 to pull following the pervasive goofiness of Glass Onion.         

3.Marty Supreme (December 25):

The second half of A24's fall solo Safdie Showcase, Josh and longtime co-writer Ronald Bronstein-who Josh got custody of in the divorce from his brother-appears to be taking his signature chaotic energy and applying it to something significantly less grimy with this fictional story inspired by the life of NYC-bred ping pong champion Marty Reisman. There's a whimsical Catch Me If You Can-esque vibe to the trailer, which is unexpected from a unapolgetic nihilist like Safdie, and the title role gives Timothee Chalamet a golden opportunity to further solidify himself as one of the most versatile, interesting actors working today.        

2.Bugonia (October 24):

Paranoid conspiracy theorist Jesse Plemons vs. slimy pharmaceutical CEO Emma Stone in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie is the stuff that sicko dreams are made of. Early word from Venice and Telluride is that it's another bleak, distinctly weird ride from Lanthimos and I'm thrilled that it'll be able to feast my eyes upon the latest film from one of the most unique cinematic voices working today less than two months from now.   

1.The Running Man (November 14):

Edgar Wright has been expressing his desire to make a version of The Running Man that was more faithful to Stephen King's novel than Paul Michael Glazer's Arnold Schwarzenegger-led version from 1987 for a bit now. Paramount finally gave him the chance to do so late last year and while I can't speak on how true it is to King's story, it looks like an absolute blast, and the cast (Glen Powell, Josh Brolin, Colman Domingo, Michael Cera, Jayme Lawson, Lee Pace, Katy O'Brian, William H. Macy, David Zayas, Emilia Jones, Karl Glusman, Sean Hayes) is among the best Wright has ever assembled.   

Also Plan on Watching:

The Conjuring: Last Rites (September 5)

The Threesome (September 5)

Twinless (September 5)

The Long Walk (September 12)

The Man in My Basement (September 12 theaters/September 26 streaming)

Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (September 12)

A Big Bold Beautiful Journey (September 19)

Plainclothes (September 19)

Predators (September 19)

One Battle After Another (September 26)

The Strangers: Chapter 2 (September 26)

Play Dirty (October 1)

Bone Lake (October 3)

Shelby Oaks (October 3)

After the Hunt (October 10)

A House of Dynamite (October 10 theaters/October 24 streaming)

Kiss of the Spider Woman (October 10)

The Perfect Neighbor (October 10 streaming/October 17 theaters)

Roofman (October 10)

Urchin (October 10)

The Woman in Cabin 10 (October 10) 

Ballad of a Small Player (October 15 theaters/October 29 streaming)

It Was Just an Accident (October 15)

Blue Moon (October 17)

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (October 22)

Hedda (October 22 theaters/October 29 streaming)

Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere (October 24)

Anniversary (October 29)

Nouvelle Vague (October 31 theaters/November 14 streaming)

Die, My Love (November 7)

Sentimental Value (November 7)

Train Dreams (November 7 theaters/November 21 streaming)

Eternity (November 14)

Keeper (November 14)

Jay Kelly (November 14 theaters/December 5 streaming)

Now You See Me: Now You Don't (November 14)

Rebuilding (November 14)

Trap House (November 14)

Rental Family (November 21)

Sisu: Road to Revenge (November 21)

Wicked: For Good (November 21)

The Secret Agent (November 26)

Zootopia 2 (November 26)

Hamnet (November 27)

Ella McCay (December 12)

Silent Night, Deadly Night (December 12)

The Housemaid (December 19)

Is This Thing On? (December 19)

Father Mother Sister Brother (December 24)

Anaconda (December 25)

No Other Choice (December 25)

Song Sung Blue (December 25)

Monday, September 1, 2025

10 Most Anticipated Albums of Fall 2025

10.Doja Cat-Vie (Release Date: September 26)

9.Testament-Para bellum (Release Date: October 10)

8.Spite-New World Killer (Release Date: October 31)

7.The Acacia Strain-You Are Safe from God Here (Release Date: October 24)

6.Greyhaven-Keep It Quiet (Release Date: October 10)

5.Revocation-New Gods, New Masters (Release Date: September 26)

4.Dying Wish-Flesh Stays Together (Release Date: September 26)

3.Between the Buried and Me-The Blue Nowhere (Release Date: September 12)

2.Lorna Shore-I Feel the Everblack Festering Within Me (Release Date: September 12)

1.Tallah-Primeval: Obsession // Detachment (Release Date: September 5)

Also Plan on Listening To:

Fleshwater-2000: In Search of the Endless Sky (Release Date: September 5)

Cardi B-Am I the Drama? (Release Date: September 19)

Soulkeeper-Join Us in Creating Excellence (Release Date: September 19)

PeelingFlesh-PF Radio 2 (Release Date: September 26)

Purity Ring-Purity Ring (Release Date: September 26)

Taylor Swift-The Life of a Showgirl (Release Date: October 3)

Sanguisugabogg-Hideous Aftermath (Release Date: October 10)

Sudan Archives-The BPM (Release Date: October 17)

Florence + The Machine-Everybody Scream (Release Date: October 31)

Despised Icon-Shadow Work (Release Date: October 31)

Trivium-Struck Dead (Release Date: October 31)

Drain-...Is Your Friend (Release Date: November 7)

Pupil Slicer-Fleshwork (Release Date: November 7)

Thursday, August 28, 2025

2024 in Movies: Revisited

Unlike with 2024's albums, I caught a fair amount of 2024 movies following the publishing of my year-end list in early January. While there are still plenty of titles that managed to slip through the cracks for one reason or the other including I'm Still Here, Flow and Ghostlight, I was able to catch many of the heavy-hitters (The Brutalist, Nickel Boys, No Other Land) that weren't out in Massachusetts until mid-January or later as well as an array of other titles of varying qualities from all over the genre spectrum. Beyond this wave of new titles impacting most levels of the list (including 2 new entries into the top 10), there was very little movement as only one notorious, obscenely awful film drifted apart from the titles it was clustered with on the initial list. Below, you'll find my current 2024 movie rankings from worst to best complete with grades. Hope you enjoy.  

()=ranking on year-end list

new=new entry  

153.(135) Bob Marley: One Love (D)

152.(134) Miller's Girl (D)

151.(133) Atlas (D)

150.(125) Emilia Perez (D)

149.(new) Here (D)

148.(new) The Bricklayer (D)

147.(132) Night Swim (D+)

146.(131) Rebel Moon: Part Two-The Scargiver (D+)

145.(130) Borderlands (D+)

144.(129) Brothers (D+)

143.(128) Caddo Lake (D+)

142.(new) Nightbitch (C-)

141.(127) Players (C-)

140.(new) Mothers' Instinct (C-)

139.(126) Sleeping Dogs (C-)

138.(124) Madame Web (C-)

137.(new) A Family Affair (C)

136.(123) Back to Black (C)

135.(122) Lift (C)

134.(121) The Book of Clarence (C)

133.(120) Slingshot (C)

132.(119) Megalopolis (C)

131.(118) Nutcrackers (C)

130.(117) The Watchers (C)

129.(116) Red One (C)

128.(115) Unfrosted (C)

127.(114) Tarot (C)

126.(new) The Brutalist (C)

125.(113) Killer Heat (C)

124.(112) Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (C)

123.(new) Salem's Lot (C)

122.(111) Queer (C)

121.(110) It's What's Inside (C)

120.(109) Trap (C)

119.(108) Werewolves (C+)

118.(107) Transformers One (C+)

117.(106) Cuckoo (C+)

116.(105) Lisa Frankenstein (C+)

115.(104) Arthur the King (B-)

114.(103) Boy Kills World (B-)

113.(new) The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie (B-)

112.(102) The Strangers: Chapter 1 (B-)

111.(101) Mean Girls (B-)

110.(100) I.S.S. (B-)

109.(99) Kung Fu Panda 4 (B-)

108.(98) The Union (B-)

107.(97) Fly Me to the Moon (B-)

106.(96) Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (B-)

105.(95) Am I OK? (B-)

104.(94) Kraven the Hunter (B-)

103.(93) The Underdoggs (B-)

102.(92) It Ends with Us (B-)

101.(91) Jackpot! (B-)

100.(90) The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (B-)

99.(89) Rez Ball (B-)

98.(88) The Crow (B-)

97.(87) Alien: Romulus (B-)

96.(86) The American Society of Magical Negroes (B-)

95.(new) Sugarcane (B-)

94.(85) Knox Goes Away (B-)

93.(84) Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (B-)

92.(83) The Outrun (B-)

91.(new) Piece by Piece (B-)

90.(new) The Last Showgirl (B-)

89.(82) Late Night with the Devil (B-)

88.(81) The Bikeriders (B-)

87.(80) Your Monster (B-)

86.(79) The Front Room (B-)

85.(78) Hundreds of Beavers (B-)

84.(77) Deadpool & Wolverine (B-)

83.(76) Immaculate (B-)

82.(75) Land of Bad (B)

81.(74) Self Reliance (B)

80.(73) The Killer's Game (B)

79.(72) Housekeeping for Beginners (B)

78.(71) The Idea of You (B)

77.(70) Road House (B)

76.(69) Kill (B)

75.(68) The Fire Inside (B)

74.(new) The Order (B)

73.(67) Ricky Stanicky (B)

72.(66) Touch (B)

71.(65) My Old Ass (B)

70.(64) Wicked Little Letters (B)

69.(63) Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (B)

68.(62) Femme (B)

67.(61) Gladiator II (B)

66.(new) Between the Temples (B)

65.(new) Nickel Boys (B)

64.(60) Argylle (B)

63.(59) Y2K (B)

62.(58) Wicked (B)

61.(57) Problemista (B)

60.(56) Conclave (B)

59.(55) We Live in Time (B)

58.(54) Never Let Go (B)

57.(53) Venom: The Last Dance (B)

56.(new) Azrael (B)

55.(52) The Piano Lesson (B)

54.(51) Will & Harper (B)

53.(50) Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (B)

52.(49) Babygirl (B)

51.(48) The Beekeeper (B)

50.(47) Thelma (B)

49.(46) Longlegs (B)

48.(45) Inside Out 2 (B)

47.(44) Speak No Evil (B)

46.(43) The First Omen (B)

45.(42) The Killer (B)

44.(41) MaXXXine (B)

43.(40) Heretic (B)

42.(39) Love Lies Bleeding (B)

41.(38) The Shadow Strays (B)

40.(37) Kneecap (B)

39.(36) Twisters (B)

38.(35) Drive-Away Dolls (B)

37.(34) Juror #2 (B)

36.(33) Dune: Part Two (B)

35.(32) IF (B+)

34.(31) Hit Man (B+)

33.(new) Better Man (B+)

32.(30) Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (B+)

31.(29) A Quiet Place: Day One (B+)

30.(28) A Complete Unknown (B+)

29.(27) Carry-On (B+)

28.(26) Strange Darling (B+)

27.(25) I Used to Be Funny (B+)

26.(24) Nosferatu (B+)

25.(23) Daddio (B+)

24.(22) Blink Twice (B+)

23.(21) A Different Man (B+)

22.(20) Kinds of Kindness (B+)

21.(19) Snack Shack (B+)

20.(18) Bad Boys: Ride or Die (B+)

19.(17) Babes (B+)

18.(16) Woman of the Hour (B+)

17.(15) Saturday Night (B+)

16.(14) A Real Pain (B+)

15.(13) Smile 2 (B+)

14.(12) His Three Daughters (B+)

13.(11) The Wild Robot (B+)

12.(10) I Saw the TV Glow (B+)

11.(9) Monkey Man (B+)

10.(8) Civil War (B+)

9.(7) Abigail (B+)

8.(6) Rebel Ridge (B+)

7.(new) No Other Land (A-)

6.(5) The Substance (A-)

5.(4) Didi (A-)

4.(3) The Fall Guy (A)

3.(new) Sing Sing (A)

2.(2) Challengers (A)

1.(1) Anora (A)

Tuesday, August 26, 2025

2025 NFL Preview: AFC West

Denver Broncos

2024 Record: 10-7 (3rd in AFC West)

Head Coach: Sean Payton (2nd season)

Notable Additions: S Talanoa Hufanga, ILB Dre Greenlaw, TE Evan Engram 

Notable Departures: ILB Cody Barton, P Riley Dixon, RB Javonte Williams

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Further Building Up the Defense

One of the key drivers behind the Broncos pretty surprising success last season was the play of their defense. Vance Joseph's group made one hell of a turnaround becoming a top 3 scoring defense who were also excellent against the run (3rd), in the redzone (3rd) and with compiling sacks (1st) a year after finishing as one of the worst defenses across the board. Despite this success, they weren't infallible by any means (particularly in terms of pass defense, where they ranked a below average 19th) and GM George Patton elected to focus their offseason roster tweaking efforts on further building up the defense.

There were 3 players in particular-all slotted to start in Week 1-who ended up being the big gets for Patton. In free agency, it was a pair of ex-49ers in Talanoa Hufanga and Dre Greenlaw. While both guys carry a real risk with them as they've battled injuries in recent years (as tends to be the case with 49ers players during the Kyle Shanahan/John Lynch era), their talent and productivity when they're on the field is indisputable. Hufanga polices the middle of the field with a remarkable ferocity and has some of the best ball skills of any safety in the league right now (7 INT's from 2022-23), even if his aggressive mentality leads to him blowing some coverage from time to time. Greenlaw only appeared in 2 games last year after missing the first 13 games of the season following his infamous Super Bowl injury 10 months prior and being shut down for the final 2 games of the year after the 49ers were eliminated from playoff contention, but he was a tackling machine the prior 2 seasons (247 tackles over 30 games) that provided a big boost to the 49ers linebacking corps. Inserting players of their caliber directly alongside the likes of Brandon Jones and Alex Singleton instantly makes the prospect of attacking the back 2 levels that much more daunting.

On the draft front, they used their 1st round pick to select corner Jahdae Barron out of the University of Texas. Barron was widely considered to be the top corner prospect in a class that was viewed as lacking a "can't miss guy" a la Derek Stingley Jr., Devon Witherspoon or his now-teammate Patrick Surtain II. Despite the question that arose surrounding Barron's ability to be a lockdown #1 corner in the pros, he was excellent in zone coverage in college, and those skills should serve him well in his current position of starting slot corner.

Addressing the few vulnerable spots they have while retaining all 9 of the other starters from last year's group is a dream scenario from the Broncos that could make them even better than they were a year ago.            

Biggest Reason for Concern: The Very Real Possibility That Last Season Was a Mirage

Saying that nobody believed in the Broncos would be distorting reality a bit as the bulk of the legions of Sean Payton honks out there expected them to be good last year. It is, however, completely fair to say that they surpassed any reasonable expectations that were placed on them last year. Bo Nix was hardly a slam dunk to hit the ground running as a rookie given his college career that was largely defined by underachievement relative to the elite pedigree he had coming of high school, their skill position players beyond Courtland Sutton were as unproven and unsexy as they come and as I just mentioned above, their defense was trash the year prior. Although the second part did end up being true, Nix and the defense played well enough to power this group to a 10-7 record and the final Wild Card spot in the AFC. Things didn't go well at all in their playoff game against the Bills as Josh Allen and co. mopped the floor with them from the first whistle to the last, but what this playoff appearance could represent for their future meant more than the result of this one specific game.

Fast forward to this offseason and all of a sudden, a level of football hype that we haven't seen since the days of Peyton Manning, Von Miller and Demaryius Thomas has hit the greater Denver area. The Broncos are actually in the middle of some of the biggest offseason narratives right now as a fair number of people expect them to be the next AFC team that joins the Chiefs, Bills and Ravens at the top of the hierarchy. Some of the boldest voices out there, particularly the Eternal Queen of the Payton Honks Kay Adams, believe this team can at least make it to the Super Bowl, if not win it.

Look, I can't dispute the logic behind this wave of belief in the Broncos. They were the most improved team in the AFC last year and the combination of a great defense and a young QB coming off a solid rookie year is one that's going to generate excitement. Maybe I'm being blinded by my well-documented feelings that Payton is the most overrated coach in modern NFL history, but right now, I just can't help but think a lot of these people that are going all in on the Broncos for 2025 have lost the fucking plot. 

Let's start with the sole indisputable fact that can be used to fuel my Broncos skepticism: How they fared against quality opponents in 2024. Last season (including the playoffs), they played 10 games against teams with winning records and 8 against teams that went to the playoffs. Their respective records in those games were as follows: 2-8 and 2-7. For further context, those 2 wins came against the Buccaneers in Week 3 (which is a legit win as the Bucs started last year 2-0) and the Chiefs in a meaningless Week 18 game in which Chiefs rested every single one of their valuable starters. This means that 8 of their 10 wins last season came against teams with losing records and only 2 of those came against teams that won more than 5 games (Colts, Falcons), If this isn't the epitome of a team's reputation being inflated due to their ability to feast on bad competition, I don't what it is.

On the speculative front, I will say that I believe the only things this team can truly count on right now is Surtain II's ability to be a lockdown corner and their offensive line's ability to be steady. Everything else about them is either unproven or unremarkable. The two biggest points of uncertainty I would point to is their biggest heroes from last year: Nix and the defense. Nix is a particularly fascinating object to fawn over as he was pretty much as advertised last season: A competent, fairly accurate QB who can run an offense efficiently, has enough mobility to make plays outside the pocket/with his legs when he needs to and will sometimes go full YOLO gunslinger when pressured (his 12 INT's including a 6 pick run over the final 4 games of the regular season prior to their Week 18 creampuff finale against the Chiefs F-squad do a pretty good job of reflecting this tendency). How even honing in on the highest of his highs from his rookie campaign (his 28/33/304 YDS/4 TD showing against the Falcons or his 28/37/284 YDS/3 TD performance versus the Panthers) could inspire the level of bowing at the altar of Nix that we're seeing right now is a complete head-scratcher to me, especially given the makeup of their RB/WR/TE rooms at the moment (more on that in bit). It's going to take a lot more than more or less replicating what Mac Jones did with the Patriots in 2021 for me to think Nix is anything more than a passable starter.

As for the defense, what about Vance Joseph's coaching track record suggests that's he a lock to oversee an elite defense again? Last year, marked the first time during Joseph's tenure as a DC or HC that one of his defenses finished in the top 10 among scoring defenses. Prior to last year, his top overall ranking was #11 with the Cardinals back in 2021 and his groups had only finished in the top half of the league 2 other times (13th in 2018 when he was the Broncos HC, 12th in 2020 during his 2nd season with the Cardinals) besides that. The defense didn't look all that different in 2023 when they ranked 29th in the league, so who says guys like Nik Bonitto, Brandon Jones and Jonathon Cooper will be able to repeat what they did last year. Just look at how quickly that Jaguars unit fell apart after dominating in 2017 and there were a lot more proven high-end players in that group than there is here. Say this group were to slip down to the #13-15 range, do they really have enough juice on offense to overcome the surrendering of more points? There's a very real possibility that the answer is no.

Everybody wants to believe that 2024 was the first sign that the Broncos were building something special. It was the first time the franchise truly showed signs of life since they won the Super Bowl in 2015 and nobody wants to go back to the joyless middling-to-below-average purgatory that they've were in for the previous decade. The sobering reality is that their performance in 2024 very well could prove to be a mirage, and it would probably be highly beneficial for the people that are the most bullish on this team right now to at least flirt with entertaining this possibility before they proceed with punching their tickets to the AFC Championship Game in late January.                          

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Becoming More Dynamic on Offense:

The profound lack of sexiness present in the 2024 Broncos offense didn't always show up on the score board as the group finished 10th in scoring offense. Where it actually did show up was in their blah yardage stats (16th in rushing, 20th in passing) that indicated their excellent defense was responsible for their elevated defensive ranking above all else.

Given their aforementioned strength on the offensive line and Payton's track record of being able to put points on the board in the regular season, the biggest piece of the blame pie falls on their personal at RB/WR/TE. Last year, Sutton was the only consistently reliable pass catcher they had (he finished the year with a solid 81/1,081/8 line and was targeted a whopping 135 times, which was 55 more than anybody else on the team and 70 more than any other WR) and their rushing attack was driven by an uninspired committee (Javonte Williams, Jaleel McLaughlin, Audric Estime) and Nix scampering a handful of times each game.

Heading into 2025, they'll be working with a slightly different group. While their starting receivers will be more or less the same (Sutton, deep threat Marvin Mims Jr., Nix's college teammate Troy Franklin), they are changing things up with the additions of Evan Engram at TE and enlisting the duo of J.K. Dobbins and rookie RJ Harvey lead their backfield committee. The newcomers should be the biggest difference as they have the potential to give this group something they've lacked in recent year: some sembelance of dynamism. Engram has proven to be a valuable short-yard target in recent years that can also fight for balls in the redzone while the backfield pairing of Dobbins and Harvey has the potential to deliver on the thunder/lightning dynamic that Payton has been trying to recapture since the glory days of Mark Ingram/Alvin Kamara in New Orleans. There are inevitable questions surrounding the durability of the famously injury-prone Engram and Dobbins and the ability of Harvey's shiftiness/pass-catching prowess that made him so productive at UCF translating to the pros that make this more wishful thinking than something to be truly optimistic about at this juncture, but they have a sincere to change the complexion of this offense by themselves and they'll need to make it happen in order for the Broncos to take another step forward in 2025.             

Bottom Line:

I'm going to remain skeptical about the Broncos being anything more than a slightly above average team until they're able to show that they can beat playoff teams and be more consistently productive on offense. However, I do think the AFC is weak enough for them to back into the playoffs regardless of whether or not they improve or regress from where they were a year ago.   

Kansas City Chiefs

2024 Record: 15-2 (1st in AFC West)

Head Coach: Andy Reid (13th season)

Notable Additions: CB Kristian Fulton, QB Gardner Minshew, DT Jerry Tillery

Notable Departures: G Joe Thuney, WR DeAndre Hopkins, S Justin Reid

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Being Able to Poach Kristian Fulton from Their Division Rivals in LA

After 4 nondescript, occasionally ugly seasons with the Titans, LSU product Kristian Fulton signed a 1 year-deal with the Chargers in March 2024 to compete for their starting outside corner job left vacant by departed free agent Michael Davis. Not only did he win the job, but he also enjoyed his best NFL season by far (7 passes defensed, 1 INT, 51 tackles, 459 YDS/62.5 CMP% allowed) as part of the 7th best passing defense in football. When free agency rolled around this March, Fulton elected to leave the Chargers for the last place they'd like to see him go: Kansas City. Aside from the obvious glee that comes with taking away a valuable player from one of your biggest rivals, this could be a huge get for the Chiefs as they've had a brutal time finding outside corners since Charavarius Ward left following the 2021 season and Fulton's arrival should allow Jaylen Watson to return to his more natural position of covering #3 WR's. Worst off all for the Chargers and best off of all for the Chiefs, they got Fulton for relatively short money (2 years/$20 mil/$15 mil guaranteed). If Fulton is able to help get this group back on track after their below average finish in pass D last year, this deal will go down as a complete steal.    

Biggest Reason for Concern: Their Offensive Woes of the Last 2 Years Starting to Really Snowball

When the Chiefs were winning ugly in 2023 amidst their offense's surprising dip to the middle of the pack, it served as further proof of their greatness as it signaled they could win in a variety of different ways. When they did the same thing in 2024, a concerning set of questions had to start being asked. Was Patrick Mahomes regressing? Has Andy Reid lost his fastball as a play caller/designer? Now that Travis Kelce is past his prime and Tyree Hill is long gone, is their skill position talent pool too thin? Could being in the proximity of Matt Nagy be the real catalyst for their recent woes?  All of these things will and deserved to be pondered as we head into a 2025 season where nothing has been resolved.

As a pass-catching unit, all eyes will be on Rashee Rice and Xavier Worthy. Rice has been terrific since he was drafted in 2023, but isn't expected to see much action this season as he's rehabbing from a torn LCL and hamstring that he suffered in a Week 4 contest with the Chargers last October and is facing an imminent suspension for the spree of questionable behavior he went on last year that included a drag racing incident that recently earned him a 30-day jail sentence in his hometown of Dallas . Worthy, on the other hand, will be looking to build upon an uneven rookie campaign where he flashed some potential as a versatile chess piece with splash play potential.

On the ground, Isiah Pacheco will be looking to bounce back from a dismal 2024 campaign (83/310/1 TD and a dismal 3.7 YPC in 7 games) where a fractured fibula suffered in Week 2 really hampered his ability to contribute. Kareem Hunt did a fine enough job filling in last year, but something was missing from their offense without having Pacheco's physicality and explosiveness leading their backfield. Pacheco's famous lack of patience as a runner could get him in trouble behind an offensive line that seems likely to regress in 2025, but unless things get real bad with them or last year's struggles were caused by something deeper than coming from a pretty serious injury too quickly, he should return to being the solid back he was during his first 2 NFL seasons.

What the Chiefs were doing in the early years of Mahomes' run was the kind of alien shit that was never going to sustainable. But the pendulum swing that's occurred over the past 2 seasons goes beyond water finding its level and into a potentially big fucking problem. As messy as this league is these days, the Chiefs will not continue to win 12-15 games per year with an offense that's in the middle of the pack and that regression in the win column could happen as soon as this year if these troubling downward trends continue to snowball.            

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: The Offensive Line Being Able to Hold Up

There's one common denominator in both of the Chiefs Super Bowl losses: The offensive line got completely dominated as Mahomes was sacked a combined total of 9 times and faced a combined 41 pressures in these games. It goes beyond those alarming raw numbers as anybody who saw those games will tell you that Mahomes was under siege basically non-stop.

Unlike in 2021 following the loss to the Buccaneers where they added veterans Orlando Brown Jr. and Joe Thuney to help fortify the line, the Chiefs elected to solve the problem by getting younger. After the failed experiment of Kingsley Suamataia at left tackle last season, they elected to kick him inside after making the shocking move to trade a cornerstone piece in Thuney-who played out of position at LT for most of last year as a result of Suamataia's struggles-to the Bears and draft Josh Simmons in the first round. While the chain of events that caused Thuney to get traded, Suamataia to move to guard and Simmons to be drafted was (presumably) their desire to re-sign their star guard Trey Smith-who isn't even in his prime yet at 26, it's still hard to justify trading a rock solid veteran offensive lineman about a month after line play cost them a Super Bowl. 

The can of worms this really opens up is having to rely on two young lineman to protect Mahomes' blind side. Simmons has some good traits (fluid movement skills, being able to mirror/counter defenders) that could help him eventually develop into a good pro LT, but he's still very raw and coming off an ACL injury that cost him the final few months of his tenure at Ohio State while Suamatia was so brutally awful last season that kicking him inside might not be enough to salvage his pro career. Smith, Creed Humphrey and Jawaan Taylor-whose yet to live up to the monster contract Brett Veach handed him in 2023-should be able to hold down the fort to an extent, but it won't matter if a whole side of the line sucks. Being able to withstand pass rushes, get things going in the rushing game, etc. could very well be the difference between the Chiefs lifting another Lombardi and going home hanging their heads in shame while Mahomes slips into a light coma in the cold tub as he attempts to sleep off the pain inflicted by his line's inability to do their jobs.          

Bottom Line:

As real as the threat of the regression is, the Chiefs remain too well-rounded and coached to not once again be taken seriously as a contender in 2025.

Las Vegas Raiders

2024 Record: 4-13 (4th in AFC West)

Head Coach: Pete Carroll (1st season)

Notable Additions: QB Geno Smith, S Jeremy Chinn, CB Eric Stokes

Notable Departures: S Tre'Von Moehrig, CB Nate Hobbs, DT Christian Wilkins

Biggest Reason for Excitement: The Stability That Pete Carroll Brings to a Franchise

Following their most recent Super Bowl appearance in 2002 with Bill Callahan at the helm, the Raiders have been one of the worst teams in football. They've finished with a losing record in 17 out of the past 22 seasons and made the playoffs only twice (2016, 2021) during this period. All of that losing has also opened the door for a whole lot of coaching changes as 13 different guys have held this job during this nightmarish stretch for a former longtime pillar of the league. Hope for restoring this franchise to respectability may have finally arrived this past winter when the Raiders (surprisingly) announced Pete Carroll as their new coach after dismissing Antonio Pierce just 1 year after promoting from interim to full time HC. Carroll's run with the Seahawks-which came to an end following the 2023 season-were defined by being consistently competitive regardless of what shape their roster was in. During Carroll's 14 years with the Seahawks, they never finished below 7 wins in a season, made 10 playoff appearances and appeared in 2 Super Bowls-winning over the Broncos in 2013 and losing on one of the most famous plays in NFL history in a shootout with the Patriots the following year. The Seahawks never advanced past the divisional round following that heartbreaking loss to the Pats and Carroll's legacy will have a permanent stain on it because of his failure to win more than 1 title, but that doesn't take away from the fact that he built something special there that led to a level of winning the franchise had never seen before and will be hard pressed to see again.

Given that Carroll will be turning 74 next month and now holds the distinction of being the oldest coach in the league by 7 whole years (Andy Reid is the current holder of this geriatric coach silver medal) following Bill Belichick's demotion to the college ranks upon his own return to coaching after a year away from the sidelines, he won't be able to have the same sort of tenure that he had with the Seahawks. However, this doesn't mean that Carroll won't be able to make an impact with the Raiders. It took him very little time to overhaul the Seahawks locker room and his ability to connect with players and get the most out of the roster he's been given remained strong throughout his tenure there. While 2025 probably won't be pretty, it would shock me if the stability and leadership that Carroll is known for didn't help the Raiders make meaningful progress this season.       

Biggest Reason for Concern: Their Defense Managing to Even Be Worse Than It's Been Recently

2023 was a Christmas Miracle for the Raiders defense as they finished 9th in scoring defense. This marked the first time they finished in the top 10 since their aforementioned Super Bowl season in 2002 and the first time they finished above 20th since 2006 where they finished 18th. Last year, it was right back to sucking shit as they ranked 25th. For reasons that probably have to do with that 9th place finish 2 seasons ago, Carroll elected to retain Patrick Graham as DC when he accepted the HC gig (although Carroll did dismiss all of his assistants except for DL coach Rob Leonard-who actually added run game coordinator to his coaching duties). Graham isn't a horrible DC by any means, but it does a feel bit ridiculous to keep him around based on the strength of one season. 

The biggest problems with the Raiders defense heading into 2025 aren't from a coaching standpoint but with the personnel they're putting onto the field. A mass veteran exodus in free agency that saw Tre'Von Moehrig, Nate Hobbs, Robert Spillane and Divine Deablo leave and whatever the fuck happened with Christian Wilkins at the start of camp has made an already weak group that much more vulnerable. Including the return of Malcolm Koonce-who missed the entire 2024 campaign after suffering a non-contact knee injury in practice right before their Week 1 contest with the Chargers, the Raiders will have just 4 players who've started a game for them previously out there in Week 1 (Maxx Crosby, Adam Butler and Isaiah Pola-Mao are the other 3). Their other 8 projected starters are a real ragtag group consisting of young players who never started a game prior to this season (Chris Smith, Kyu Blu Kelly), high draft picks who flamed out elsewhere (Eric Stokes, Devin White), anonymous veteran linebackers (Elandon Roberts, Germaine Pratt), a guy that I didn't even know existed until this writing (Thomas Booker IV-whose been in the league for 3 full seasons?!?) and everybody's favorite human torpedo Jeremy Chinn. There's just no way that you can be confident in at least the majority of these guys ability to play at even a passable level, especially with the older vets (Roberts, Pratt, Chinn, White) who've already proven they're not all that great.

The last thing the Raiders need as they attempt to get back on track after a dismal 4-13 season is a shit defense, but it's well within the realm unless Graham pulls another miracle out of his ass.        

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Their Offense Establishing an Identity That Works

Between their mid-season coordinator change from Luke Getsy to Scott Turner and the wonky QB play that the tandem of Gardner Minshew and Aidan O'Connell provided them with for 18 games, the Raiders offense failed to have an identity beyond tossing the ball to Brock Bowers or Jakobi Meyers and hoping they can make a play (it worked to an extent as Bowers had the best season by a rookie tight end in league history and Meyers cleared 1,000 YDS for the 1st time in his career). Heading into 2025, it's clear that Carroll wishes to bring the combination of smashmouth rushing and airing the ball out downfield that he leaned on so heavily during his time in Seattle to Vegas as the team drafted Ashton Jeanty in the 1st round and traded for Carroll's old friend from the Pacific Northwest Geno Smith to make it possible. This is the clear preferred strategy for Carroll and his new OC Chip Kelly-who is back in the NFL for the first time in nearly a decade-and one they should heavily lean on out of the gates. Say Jeanty either isn't the unstoppable bellcow he's widely projected to be or gets injured early, the Raiders could easily pivot to more a refined version of what they did last year by having their offense run through getting the ball to Bowers or Meyers. They're both strong enough after the catch and as route runners to handle an assortment of tasks and should have no trouble producing at a high clip if called upon after playing so well with QB's that are far inferior to Smith last season. It really doesn't matter what shape the Raiders offense takes as long they find an identity, stick to it and it's good enough to lead them out of the basement.     

Bottom Line:

While I expect them to have one of the worst defenses in the league, Caroll, Smith and Jeanty should do enough good for the Raiders to allow them to considerably improve from a year ago.

Los Angeles Chargers

2024 Record: 11-6 (2nd in AFC West)

Head Coach: Jim Harbaugh (2nd season)

Notable Additions: G Mekhi Becton, CB Donte Jackson, WR Keenan Allen

Notable Departures: OLB Joey Bosa, RB J.K. Dobbins, CB Kristan Fulton

Biggest Reason for Excitement: The State of Their Defense

As I mentioned last week , the Chargers defense has been bafflingly slept upon heading into this season after finishing as the top scoring D in the league last season. What is driving this muted conversation about this group is really anyone's guess. Are they concerned about Khalil Mack falling off at age 34? Do they not like the trajectories of young guys like Tarheeb Still, Alohi Gilman and Tuli Tuipulotu? Maybe they are dismayed by the fact that Joey Bosa, Poona Ford, Kristian Fulton and Asante Samuel Jr. aren't back in the fold? Please reach out to me and provide me with some further clarity on your take if you feel this way! 

Anyways, I really like the makeup of this group heading into 2025. Jesse Minter instilled a real gritty toughness in this group that immediately washed away the sins of the Brandon Staley-era, Teair Tart/Da'Shawn Hand are a sneaky good interior duo that should make positive contributions against the run and the pass and Tuipulotu and Mack could make for a killer edge duo if the former retains his pass rushing efficiency in an expanded role and the latter doesn't suddenly nosedive after yet another spectacular season in 2024. I do have some mild concerns about Donte Jackson-who is coming off a pretty poor season with the Steelers-replacing Fulton and Cam Hart-who struggled in coverage during his 6 starts as a rookie last year-replacing Samuel Jr. at corner, but that's not enough to make me believe this group will slide out of the top 10 this year.      

Biggest Reason for Concern: Justin Herbert Not Being Good Enough to Take Them to the Next Level

Justin Herbert has had valid built-in excuses for the Chargers underachieving since he got there in 2020. Whether it's the defense not being able to make stops, his coaches being inept or his receivers dropping passes at the worst possible time, it felt like there was always something beyond his control going wrong at all times. The blame game finally made its way to him in January when he full blown imploded against the Texans in the Wild Card Round. Herbert-who had been calm and pretty efficient all regular season long-chalked up an embarrassing 43.8 CMP% and somehow managed to exceed his entire regular season pick total (3) by throwing 4 picks on only 32 passing attempts. The performance was so jarringly bad that it even caused some people to reevaluate the Jaguars debacle from 2022 and throw blame on him that he (mostly rightfully) avoided in the immediate aftermath.

Fair or not, Herbert is going to be viewed differently after this game. The microscope he's avoided for the first 5 seasons of his NFL career is coming out in full force now and what it finds might not be great. It's not outlandish at all to think that Herbert will follow in the footsteps of guys like Dak Prescott and Kirk Cousins as great regular season QB's who puke on their shoes come playoff time. The 2-game sample size may be small enough to avoid drawing any rash conclusions from, but it sure as shit introduced the possibility that he's not cut out for performing on that stage. Given how inherently cursed the Chargers organization is, it would be oddly fitting if they ended up having yet another franchise quarterback who fell apart in the playoffs despite all of his talent. If Herbert is fortune enough to guide the Chargers to another playoff appearance this year, the pressure on him to deliver this time around is going to be massive. And if he doesn't, his legacy as a choker will be one giant step closer to being cemented.   

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Getting the Run Game Really Humming

Watching the Chargers offense operate last season was pretty odd as it was a Greg Roman-led offense that wasn't completely dominated by the run. Don't get it twisted, they still ran the ball plenty (463 attempts, which ranked 11th in the league), they just didn't run as much as they wanted to since they were pretty average at doing so (17th in the league) and putting the ball in Herbert's hands often led to more favorable outcomes (having the 19th ranked passing offense despite attempting the 5th fewest passes in the league supports what the tape shows quite nicely). Roman, Harbaugh and GM Joe Hortiz were clearly unsatisfied with this balance last season as well as they elected to let starting back J.K. Dobbins walk in free agency and brought in 2 backs to replace him in Najee Harris and rookie Omarion Hampton. 

Heading into camp, Harris was already not expected to have a good shot at landing the starting job given how consistently average he was in another run-dominant offense with the Steelers. Those odds went down to basically zero as Harris sustained a fireworks-induced eye injury over the Fourth of July that kept him off the field for most of camp and the entirety of the preseason. He is currently expected to return to action in Week 1, but his status as the backup is basically cemented at this point.

This of course means that all eyes are on their 1st round draft pick Hampton. The North Carolina product was the consensus #2 back available in this year's draft behind Ashton Jeanty and on paper at least, is tailor made for Roman's offense. The kid runs like a freight train, showed a level of balance that indicates he could be a monster after contact and appears to have the size/strength combo needed to withstand the abuse that comes with shouldering a heavy workload. Hampton emerging as the workhorse battering ram Roman craves in the backfield would restore the levels of meathead nirvana in the Chargers locker room that could cause Harbaugh to need a change of khakis every single week. 

The other part of this equation that needs to be considered is will the Chargers o-line be strong enough to support a run-dominant attack without having star left tackle Rashawn Slater-who suffered a torn patellar tendon in practice earlier this month-around all season. As Todd Gurley proved many years ago with the Rams, strong run blocking isn't a requirement to dominate, but it sure as hell makes things a lot easier and lowers the odds of somebody breaking down as early as Gurley did. There is some comfort to be had in the fact that Joe Alt will be the one switching from right to left tackle to relieve Slater. Alt's transition to the pros last season was among the most seamless of any rookie at the positon has had in recent memory and although his pass blocking remains ahead of his run blocking, he should do a fine job of anchoring the line in both facets of the game. The rest of the line is a far shakier bet. Zion Johnson and Bradley Bozeman are firmly established as subpar run blockers, Trey Pipkins-who is now set to take Alt's place at RT-was a butcher at guard last year, so it's fair to assume he'll only get worse on the outside and Mekhi Becton had an all-around awesome season with the Eagles last year (his 1st at guard), but carries a heightened injury risk despite remaining relatively healthy over the past 2 seasons. There's a world in which this group is good enough to make Hampton's job easy enough to be a top-tier force, it's just more than likely going to require some good injury luck and Johnson and/or Bozeman taking an unexpected step forward to materialize.    

Bottom Line:

As long as their defense remains good and the rushing attack steps forward, the Chargers should once again at least be in the mix for a playoff spot.

Predicted Standings:

1.Kansas City Chiefs (12-5)

2.Los Angeles Chargers (9-8)

3.Denver Broncos (8-9)

4.Las Vegas Raiders (7-10)

Monday, August 25, 2025

Jay Roach Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Jay Roach-whose latest project "The Roses" releases in theaters on Thursday. 

Jay Roach's Filmography Ranked:

10.Dinner for Schmucks (B)

9.The Campaign (B)

8.Mystery, Alaska (B)

7.Trumbo (B)

6.Bombshell (B)

5.Meet the Fockers (B)

4.Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (B+)

3.Austin Powers in Goldmember (B+)

2.Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (B+)

1.Meet the Parents (A)

Top Dog: Meet the Parents (2000)

Has Meet the Parents aged well? No clue as I haven't seen the whole thing in at least 17 years. What I will say is that it was a movie that I watched regularly as a teenager, and it made me laugh my ass off every single time. Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro have a perfect adversarial comedic dynamic and the situational comedy that arises from its premise of Stiller's affable yet bumbling nurse character trying to impress his girlfriend's (Teri Polo) intimidating ex-CIA father (De Niro) while staying at their home for the week leading up to her younger sister's (Nicole DeHuff) wedding is top notch.

Bottom Feeder: Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

Dinner for Schmucks isn't even close to being a bad comedy (Paul Rudd and Steve Carrell are very good doing dumb comedy together!), it just has the misfortune of being less funny than the rest of the movies Roach has made over the course of his career. 

Most Underrated: Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Goldmember has long been viewed as the clear weakest entry in the Austin Powers series, and I've never agreed with that consensus opinion. Michael Caine is a great addition to the franchise as Austin's estranged father Nigel, the hit rate of the bits is high (the statue scene still kills me) and above all, it wraps up the trilogy on a fitting, satisfying note. I'll probably come to cherish it even more when Mike Myers elects to make an underwhelming legacy sequel within the next 5 years. 

Most Overrated: None

A fascinating thing about Roach's filmography is that it's effectively immune from having a film that's overrated if you're a fan of Meet the Parents and Austin Powers like am I. Beyond those films, he's alternated between making pretty innocuous comedies that have kind of faded away with time (Mystery, Alaska, The Campaign, Dinner for Schmucks), two relatively polarizing dramas (Trumbo, Bombshell) and a couple of sequels to his beloved comedies (Meet the Fockers, Austin Powers in Goldmember) that people felt weren't on the levels of their predecessors. Barring an unexpected wave of widespread acclaim for The Roses, he should be able to further extend that streak, so congrats to him on this relatively impressive yet completely meaningless subjective achievement.    

Thursday, August 21, 2025

RIP Brent Hinds

Opening up the metal news site Lambgoat this afternoon and seeing that Mastodon's founding lead guitar/co-lead vocalist Brent Hinds died in a motorcycle accident late last night in Atlanta was quite the shock. While Hinds wasn't known as a class act (his recent online activity after he parted ways with Mastodon earlier this year provided a little taste of his notorious dick tendencies) or a reliable live performer, he was an absolute force as a musician. He wrote unshakable riffs that caused many a headbang-induced injury, dazzling solos that were unapologetically flashy without ever delving into show-off territory and had a uniquely raspy voice that complemented the sludge and prog side of Mastodon's sound perfectly. RIP to a titan among titans.