25 Whitest Bands/Artists of All-Time

First off, this list is meant as a joke. I'm not trying to offend anyone or cause any form of racial backlash. This is a stupid list I've been saying I was going to do for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. There are just a lot of musical acts that only white people listen to so I figured it would be amusing to poke fun at my own race and compile a list of 25 bands that just screamed official honky/cracker/white people soundtrack. Without further ado, Here is this monumentally dumb list.

25.Hoobastank

24.Third Eye Blind

23.The Police/Sting

22.Kenny Rodgers

21.Phish

20.Kansas

19.The Grateful Dead

18.Alanis Morisette

17.Creed

16.Cat Stevens aka Yusuf Islam

15.Nickelback

14.Goo Goo Dolls

13.Hootie and the Blowfish

12.Barenaked Ladies

11.Creedence Clearwater Revival

10.Simon and Garfunkel

9.John Denver

8.Sugar Ray

7.Neil Diamond

6.311

5.Journey

4.Matchbox 20

3.Lynyrd Syknyrd

2.Dave Matthews Band

1.Jimmy Buffett

Just missed the cut:

Def Leppard

Evanesence 

Foreigner 

Neutral Milk Hotel

Peter, Paul, and Mary

 

 

50 Best NFL Player Names

It's been a while since I made a list post, So I figured I would remedy that situation by bringing you fine people the dumbest idea for a list I've had to date. This is a list of what I believe are the 50 best names of active NFL players. One note before I post the list, I excluded players who go by ridiculous nicknames (ex. Pacman Jones, Bear Pascoe). With further ado, Here are my picks for the 50 best names of NFL players.

50.Paul Posluszny (Jacksonville Jaguars)

49.Mohammad Sanu (Cincinnati Bengals)

48.Ben Hartsock (Carolina Panthers)

47.Guy Whimper (Jacksonville Jaguars)

46.Dan Orlovsky (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

45.Darnell Dockett (Arizona Cardinals)

44.Juqua Parker (Cleveland Browns)

43.Ras-l Dowling (New England Patriots)

42.Olindo Mare (Chicago Bears)

41.Ryan Succop (Kansas City Chiefs)

40.Sione Puha (New York Jets)

39.Jeremy Trueblood (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

38.Haloti Ngata (Baltimore Ravens)

37.Tarvaris Jackson (Buffalo Bills)

36.Cortland Finnegan (St.Louis Rams)

35.Winston Justice (Indianapolis Colts)

34.Dexter McCluster (Kansas City Chiefs)

33.Atari Bigby (San Diego Chargers)

32.Kevin Ogletree (Dallas Cowboys)

31.Davone Bess (Miami Dolphins)

30.Benjarvus Green-Ellis (Cincinnati Bengals)

29.Brock Osweiler (Denver Broncos)

28.Stephen Hauschka (Seattle Seahawks)

27.Leonard Hankerson (Washington Redskins)

26.Shaun Suisham (Pittsburgh Steelers)

25.Golden Tate (Seattle Seahawks)

24.Jarmarca Sanford (Minnesota Vikings)

23.Mathais Kiwanuka (New York Giants)

22.Billy Bajema (Baltimore Ravens)

21.Plaxico Burress (Pittsburgh Steelers)

20.Knowshon Moreno (Denver Broncos)

19.Zoltan Mesko (New England Patriots)

18.Montario Hardesty (Cleveland Browns)

17.Brady Poppinga (Dallas Cowboys)

16.Michael Hoomanawnui (New England Patriots)

15.Richie Incognito (Miami Dolphins)

14.Roscoe Parrish (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

13.LaRod Stephens-Howling (Arizona Cardinals)

12.Dane Sanzenbacher (Chicago Bears)

11.Jaquizz Rodgers (Atlanta Falcons)

10.J.R Sweazy (Seattle Seahawks)

9.Devin Aromashodu (Minnesota Vikings)

8.Yerimah Bell (New York Jets)

7.Leodis McKelvin (Buffalo Bills)

6.John Kuhn (Green Bay Packers)

5.Shaun Draughn (Kansas City Chiefs)

4.Kai Forbath (Washington Redskins)

3.Sherrick McMannis (Chicago Bears)

2.Frank Zombo (Green Bay Packers)

1.D'Brickshaw Ferguson (New York Jets)

Movie Review: Crazy, Stupid, Love (Film Number 28 In My Goal For 2011 Films)

God damn, Crazy, Stupid, Love pulled off a hell of a task. It managed to be the biggest pleasant surprise of the entire year so far. I really had little to no interest seeing this film, but it turned out to be a refreshing romantic comedy. This film is filled with laughs, heart, and an authentic feel. A good number of romantic comedies feel phony, Crazy, Stupid, Love moves away from that genre stereotype. The characters here are completely realistic and you identify with all of them very easily. It also benefits from not having a sickeningly cheesy ending. The only other straight romantic comedy I've seen this year, No Strings Attached, was a pretty good film, but the ending made want to vomit. Thankfully, Crazy, Stupid, Love ends on a good note and wraps things up pretty nicely without being overly corny or sweet. The cast here is excellent on top of the writing. There is a lot of talent here on display here and most of them don't even do comedy normally (this was Ryan Gosling's first comedic role and he nailed it.) Crazy, Stupid, Love was a surprisingly great film. It was hilarious, touching, and real. More romantic comedies need to be in the same vein of this film, this is one of the best I've seen in quite some time.

4/5 Stars