50 Best NFL Player Names: 2014 Edition

Two years ago, I composed the hardest-hitting article of my writing career with my picks for the 50 Best NFL players (that list can be read here: http://maitlandsmadness.blogspot.com/2012/12/50-best-nfl-player-names.html). Well I'm pleased to announced that now is the time for the sequel to that list. As with the first list, this list will be comprised of the players with the funniest birth names, not nicknames (so gems like Bear Pascoe and HaHa Clinton-Dix are excluded from consideration). Without further ado, here are my picks for the 50 best players names in the NFL in 2014.

50.Knile Davis (Chiefs)
49.Joique Bell (Lions)
48.Wesley Woodyard (Titans)
47.Major Wright (Buccaneers)
46.Haloti Ngata (Ravens)
45.Michael Crabtree (49ers)
44.Brock Osweiler (Broncos)
43.Jeremy Zuttah (Ravens)
42.Knoshown Moreno (Dolphins)

41.Bjoern Werner (Colts)

40.Cyrus Kouandijo (Bills)

39.Breno Giacomini (Jets)
38.Storm Johnson (Jaguars)

37.Ndmuakong Suh (Lions)

36.Dontari Poe (Chiefs)

35.Cornelius Washington (Bears)

34.Tony Jerrod-Eddie (49ers)

33.Danny Woodhead (Chargers)
32.Stefen Wisnewski (Raiders)
31.Duke Ihenacho (Redskins)
30.Leonard Hankerson (Redskins)
29.Ezekiel Ansah (Lions)
28.Travaris Cadet (Saints)
27.Golden Tate (Lions)

26.Orleans Darkawa (Giants)

25.Henry Hynoski (Giants)
24.Crockett Gilmore (Ravens)
23.Jaquizz Rodgers (Falcons)
22.Leodis McKelvin (Bills)

21.Gosder Cherilus (Colts)

20.Dane Sanzenbacher (Bengals)
19.Mathais Kiwanuka (Giants)

18.Michael Hoomanwanui (Patriots)

17.Ricky Jean-Francois (Colts)

16.Stanley Jean-Baptiste (Saints)

15.Chris Ogbonnaya (Panthers)

14.Whitney Mercilus (Texans)
13.John Kuhn (Packers)
12.Dexter McCluster (Titans)

11.Jorvorskie Lane (Buccaneers)

10.Nick Toon (Saints)

9.McLeod Bethel-Thompson (Dolphins)

8.Sherrick McMannis (Bears)
7.Kai Forbath (Redskins)
6.Prince Amukamara (Giants)

5.Zane Beadles (Jaguars)

4.Frank Zombo (Chiefs)
3.Captain Munnerlyn (Vikings)
2.Barkevious Mingo (Browns)
1.D'Brickashaw Ferguson (Jets)