Monday, November 29, 2021

Quick Movie Reviews: Belfast, King Richard, Bruised, House of Gucci

Belfast: Belfast's current status as the Best Picture frontrunner makes almost too much sense. It's an easily digestible, tear-jerking crowd-pleaser that uses the backdrop of a horrific historical event (the beginning of the Troubles conflict in Northen Ireland in 1969/70) to tell a story about the love between a family and how even in humanity's darkest moments, there's no place like home. Kenneth Branagh's largely autobiographical film is also one of the most underwhelming dramas released all year long. By choosing to tell its story through the eyes of a 9-year-old boy (Jude Hill), Branagh makes an aloof film with an emotional core that solely consists of sentimentality, inspirational platitudes and weepy monologues about love that are tailor made for an Oscar clip. The whole thing is so predictably sappy that it isn't until the closing title card paying tribute to those who died and/or stayed in Northern Ireland throughout the conflict that Belfast bothers to acknowledge the true horrors of the Troubles. While it's understandable that Branagh chose to focus on his fond memories of the period and the bittersweet feelings his family had towards leaving the home they've always known, his schmaltzy approach turns a potent hook into a hollow, insincere film that has little on its mind other than how many gold statues it can collect in January-March of next year. 

Grade: C

King Richard: With an ongoing pandemic and political unrest dominating the current landscape, rousing crowd pleasers seem to be positioning themselves as the bulk of the favorites in this year's awards field. If one of these sunny films does end up taking home the biggest prize in cinema, I hope it's King Richard. 

This story of the role Richard Williams (played beautifully by Will Smith) played in planting the seeds for his daughters Venus and Serena's incredible tennis careers is the rare sports biopic that puts nuanced character portrayals alongside the obligatory feel-good underdog elements. Over the course of the film which covers everything from the family's early years training on the public courts near their Compton, California home up to the start of Venus' pro career in 1994, Williams is shown to be a loving father who instills his daughters with confidence, a sense of self-worth and an unrelenting work ethic, a shameless self-promoter who used his daughter's gifts to build his own brand and a man who used his limitless bravado to shield his fears of failure and past sins. These are just a few of the many sides of Richard that Smith's layered performance and the thoughtful script from Zach Baylin allow to shine through without undercutting the prominent role their mother Brandy Price (Anujanue Ellis) or the generational athletic gifts Venus and Serena had played in their journey. King Richard is the first truly great sports film of this decade and will likely end up remaining among the top of the heap when the 2020's are in the rearview.     

Grade: A-

Bruised: Halle Berry the director fails Halle Berry the actor, who impressively commits to the role of Jackie Jackie-a disgraced MMA fighter trying to mount a comeback-in this middling sports drama that coldly and clumsily trots out melodramatic cliches at an incredible rate in an attempt to sell the viewer on just how much adversity Justice is facing. The reliance on such a cheap tactic is especially depressing since Bruised shows glimpses of real redemptive grace as Justice attempts to win back the trust of her estranged son (Danny Boyd Jr.) and strikes up a close relationship with her new trainer (Sheila Atim), but these moments are ultimately fleeting as Berry and the shaky script from Michelle Rosenfrab return to the familiar misery well (Justice's complicated relationships with her abusive alcoholic boyfriend and cruel addict mother, revelations of childhood trauma that come completely out of left field) seemingly every time the story starts to show off the true humanity of Justice. Most MMA fans will probably enjoy the impressively staged final fight scene between Justice and Lucy "Lady Killer" Chavez (real life UFC champion Valentina Shevchenko), but everything leading up to this big title bout is so frustratingly average and forced that really caring about the outcome becomes kind of impossible. 

Grade: C

House of Gucci: Anyone that was worried about Ridley Scott causing some kind of catastrophic unbalance in the universe by releasing 2 great films in just over a month's time can sleep easy knowing that House of Gucci represents the nearly 84-year-old cinema icon at his most unwieldy. Where The Last Duel was a polished, laser-focused medieval drama that effectively uses its gaudy 150+ minute runtime to tell the same story from 3 different perspectives, House of Gucci is a breezy mess that details how constant backstabbing, shameless greed and the introduction of an ambitious, manipulative woman (Lady Gaga) into their ranks put an end to the Gucci's involvement in the global fashion empire that bears their name with no consistency or efficiency whatsoever. Nobody from Scott all the way down to his starry ensemble of actors (Gaga, Adam Driver, Jared Leto, Al Pacino, Jack Huston, Jeremy Irons, Salma Hayek) can decide if they're making a prestige biopic or a trashy soap opera (it's far better at being the latter-especially when seasoned overactors Leto and Pacino are sharing the screen) and it pulls off the always impressive feat of being too long yet not developed enough to feel like a complete story. If it had went into a full camp direction, this easily could've morphed into a wildly entertaining romp instead of just the decent film with a huge identity crisis that it ended up being but committing to a tone on back-to-back films is clearly just too much to ask of Scott.  

Grade: B-

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Week 12

 ()= previous ranking

1.(3) Arizona Cardinals (9-2) Week 12 opponent: Bye

2.(4) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (7-3) Week 12 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

3.(2) Dallas Cowboys (7-3) Week 12 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

4.(1) Tennessee Titans (8-3) Week 12 opponent: New England Patriots 

5.(5) Green Bay Packers (8-3) Week 12 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

6.(9) New England Patriots (7-4) Week 12 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

7.(10) Kansas City Chiefs (7-4) Week 12 opponent: Bye

8.(7) Baltimore Ravens (7-3) Week 12 opponent: Cleveland Browns

9.(8) Los Angeles Rams (7-3) Week 12 opponent: Green Bay Packers 

10.(6) Buffalo Bills (6-4) Week 12 opponent: New Orleans Saints 

11.(13) Los Angeles Chargers (6-4) Week 12 opponent: Denver Broncos 

12.(14) Indianapolis Colts (6-5) Week 12 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

13.(11) Pittsburgh Steelers (5-4-1) Week 12 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals 

14.(19) Minnesota Vikings (5-5) Week 12 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

15.(18) Cincinnati Bengals (6-4) Week 12 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

16.(20) San Francisco 49ers (5-5) Week 12 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

17.(16) Cleveland Browns (6-5) Week 12 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

18.(17) Denver Broncos (5-5) Week 12 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers 

19.(12) New Orleans Saints (5-5) Week 12 opponent: Buffalo Bills

20.(15) Las Vegas Raiders (5-5) Week 12 opponent: Dallas Cowboys 

21.(23) Philadelphia Eagles (5-6) Week 12 opponent: New York Giants

22.(21) Carolina Panthers (5-6) Week 12 opponent: Miami Dolphins

23.(25) Washington Football Team (4-6) Week 12 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

24.(28) Miami Dolphins (4-6) Week 12 opponent: Carolina Panthers

25.(22) Atlanta Falcons (4-6) Week 12 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

26.(24) Seattle Seahawks (3-7) Week 12 opponent: Washington Football Team

27.(26) Chicago Bears (3-7) Week 12 opponent: Detroit Lions 

28.(27) New York Giants (3-7) Week 12 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles 

29.(31) Houston Texans (2-8) Week 12 opponent: New York Jets

30.(29) Jacksonville Jaguars (2-8) Week 12 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

31.(30) New York Jets (2-8) Week 12 opponent: Houston Texans

32.(32) Detroit Lions (0-9-1) Week 12 opponent: Chicago Bears  

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Week 11 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2021 Edition

 Quarterback

MVP: Justin Herbert (Chargers)

Not only did Herbert put together a monster fantasy performance (382 YDS, 3 TD's, 90 Rushing YDS) on Sunday night against the Steelers, he made NFL history by becoming the 1st ever quarterback to throw for 350 YDS and rush for 90 in a game. This was a much-needed explosion for Herbert-who outside of a strong showing against the Eagles in Week 9 had been really struggling since Week 6. Despite this incredible outing, fantasy owners should lower their expectations for this week as Herbert will have the difficult task of going into Denver and squaring off against the Broncos tough secondary-who has surrendered the 4th fewest fantasy points to QB's this season. 

Honorable Mentions: Aaron Rodgers (Packers), Kirk Cousins (Vikings), Jalen Hurts (Eagles)

LVP: Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

The promise of an epic shootout between 2 of the league's best QB's in Kansas City on Sunday really flopped as the game turned into a battle of the defenses and kickers after the 1st quarter. While Patrick Mahomes wasn't particularly sharp either (260 YDS, 0 TD, 1 INT, FUM Lost), Prescott looked much worse-turning the ball over 3 times (2 INT's and a fumble) and throwing for 216 scoreless YDS as the 'Boys suffered their 2nd deflating loss in the last 3 weeks. The absence of both CeeDee Lamb and Amari Cooper for Thursday's showdown with a tough Raiders secondary makes a bounceback seem very unlikely.

Dishonorable Mentions: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs), Ryan Tannehill (Titans), Russell Wilson (Seahawks)

Running Back

MVP: Jonathan Taylor (Colts)

What Taylor did to the Bills on Sunday afternoon was borderline cruel. The Colts back took advantage of a soft, overrated Bills front and their willingness to turn the ball over (3 INT's, 1 lost fumble) by amassing a preposterous 214 total YDS (185 rushing, 19 receiving) and 5 TD"s (4 rushing, 1 receiving) on 35 touches. Taylor has been on a superhuman tear after a reasonably quiet September-registering over 100+ scrimmage YDS and at least 1 TD in 8 straight games. A matchup with a stingy Bucs run D seems like the logical ending point for such a streak, but Taylor is playing at such a high level right now that it feels like an injury could be the only thing that's capable of slowing him down.  

Honorable Mentions: Austin Ekeler (Chargers), Joe Mixon (Bengals), Nick Chubb (Browns)

LVP: Alex Collins (Seahawks)

Performances like this are just a reminder of how much the Seahawks miss Chris Carson. Collins failed to provide the offense with any sort of spark, managing just 36 YDS on 10 carries against a banged-up Cardinals defense. With Russell Wilson struggling mightily in both games since returning from IR and opponents making a concerted effort to stop the run to prevent the offense from getting back on track, things aren't looking great for Collins or any of the other Seahawks backs.   

Dishonorable Mentions: Mike Davis (Falcons), D'onta Forman (Titans), Saquon Barkley (Giants)

Wide Receiver 

MVP: Justin Jefferson (Vikings)

The entire Vikings offense played lights out against the Packers on Sunday, but Jefferson ended being the MVP as he went off for a season-high 169 YDS and 2 TD's on 8 catches. This unpredictable Vikings team will need him to step up again when they take on the 49ers on Sunday afternoon in a game that could prove to have massive implications in the crowded NFC Wild Card race.

Honorable Mentions: Davante Adams (Packers), Elijah Moore (Jets), Darnell Mooney (Bears)

LVP: Tee Higgins (Bengals)

Joe Mixon was the lone standout on the Bengals offense on Sunday against the Raiders as Joe Burrow only threw for 149 YDS on 20 completions. Naturally, this meant Higgins didn't have much of a role in the gameplan-as he caught 2 of the 3 targets that came his way for a paltry 15 YDS. Failing to reach the endzone since Week 2 and seeing Ja'Marr Chase siphon nearly all of Burrow's downfield targets, Higgins has been a huge letdown for the people who spent a top 50-60 pick on him.

Dishonorable Mentions: Brandin Cooks (Texans), Kenny Golladay (Giants), Emmanuel Sanders (Bills)

Tight End

MVP: Zach Ertz (Cardinals)

The continued absence of DeAndre Hopkins and Chase Edmonds paved the way for Ertz to put up the type of commanding performance we haven't seen from him since at least 2018 (8 REC/88 YDS/2 TD's) in Sunday's win over the Seahawks. The move to Arizona seems to have rejuvenated Ertz and while the likely return of Hopkins after their bye this week will undoubtedly reduce his target share, having an established redzone role in a high-volume passing offense should help him remain a weekly factor in fantasy.

Honorable Mentions: Travis Kelce (Chiefs), Darren Waller (Raiders), George Kittle (49ers)

LVP: Kyle Pitts (Falcons)

Breaking News: Bill Belichick successfully took away his opponent's top offensive weapon for the 9,000,000th time. With Cordarrelle Patterson out of the lineup, Belichick didn't even have try too hard to eliminate Pitts (he finished the night with 3 catches for 29 YDS) from the equation and make life very miserable for Matt Ryan and the one-dimensional Falcons offense last Thursday night. Even if Patterson sits again this week, there's almost no chance that Pitts isn't more of a factor against a porous Jaguars passing defense. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Hunter Henry (Patriots), Jared Cook (Chargers), Cole Kmet (Bears)

Defense/Special Team

MVP: Patriots

The aforementioned reign of terror committed on the Falcons offense also resulted in a monster fantasy performance for Belichick's defense. Aided by some horrible offensive line play, a couple of hilarious garbage time picks from both of the Falcons hopeless backup QB's (Josh Rosen, Felipe Franks) and an inexplicable illegal formation penalty that took a field goal off the board, the Pats went off for 4 sacks and 4 INT's (including a pick 6 by Kyle Van Noy on Rosen's INT) in an easy 25-0 victory. A really beat up Titans offense that just committed 5 turnovers against the lowly Texans awaits the suddenly dominant Pats defense next.      

Honorable Mentions: Buccaneers, 49ers, Colts

LVP: Bills

So much for the #1 scoring and fantasy defense... Jonathan Taylor and a few timely plays from Carson Wentz ensured that the Bills had a miserable day at the office-surrendering 41 points without getting a single sack or takeaway. A Week 11 showdown with the Trevor Siemian-led Saints is exactly the kind of soft landing spot this group needs to get their confidence back before they head into a brutal December stretch that includes the Bucs and 2 meetings with the surging Patriots.

Dishonorable Mentions: Steelers, Chargers, Titans

Monday, November 22, 2021

Salma Hayek Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", where I rank a franchise or filmography and hand out assorted related accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Salma Hayek-whose latest project "House of Gucci" hits theaters on Wednesday.

Salma Hayek's Filmography Ranked:

22.After the Sunset (D+)

21.Like a Boss (C-)

20.Four Rooms (C-)

19.Beatriz at Dinner (C-)

18.Grown Ups 2 (C)

17.The Hummingbird Project (C)

16.Wild Wild West (C)

15.Grown Ups (C+)

14.Everly (C+)

13.Frida (B-)

12.Puss in Boots (B)

11.Here Comes the Boom (B)

10.Once Upon a Time in Mexico (B)

9.Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (B)

8.Savages (B)

7.Traffic (B)

6.The Hitman's Bodyguard (B)

5.Eternals (B+)

4.Desperado (B+)

3.From Dusk till Dawn (B+)

2.Sausage Party (A-)

1.Dogma (A-)

Top Dog: Dogma (1999)

Kevin Smith's incredible 90's run ended with a frequently hilarious film that cleverly satirizes the fundamental stories and beliefs of Christianity without discarding Smith's signature dumb humor. 

Lowlight: After the Sunset (2004)

Making a dull heist film that completely drains a magnetic ensemble cast (Pierce Brosnan, Hayek, Woody Harrelson, Naomie Harris, Don Cheadle) of their abundant charisma and wastes a gorgeous Bahamian island backdrop is a hell of a magic trick that After the Sunset manages to pull off. All the credit goes to a dreadful script that has no good jokes or clever twists and stunningly flat direction from Brett Ratner for making this seemingly impossible feat look really easy.

Most Underrated: From Dusk till Dawn (1996)

From Dusk till Dawn is a sneakily powerful testament to the importance of having the right people bring a project to life. Something that starts off as a darkly comedic crime/road movie about a pair of bank robbers (George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino) on the lam after a job gone wrong before suddenly morphing into a full-on grindhouse vampire action flick in the final act almost certainly wouldn't have worked so well if it weren't in the hands of a pair of B-movie aficionados in Robert Rodriguez and Tarantino, and a group of actors (Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Cheech Marin, Juliette Lewis, Hayek, Fred Williamson) that believed in their twisted, tongue-in-cheek vision.

Most Overrated: Frida (2002)

As well-intentioned and generally serviceable as Julie Taymor's biopic is, Frida Kahlo lived too far too interesting of a life to have it dramatized so plainly. This is a woman who not only painted some of the most strikingly unique art in the history of the world, but was nearly paralyzed after a bus accident at age 18, got involved with the Mexican Communist Party in her 20's and had an on-and-off relationship with fellow painter Diego Rivera that was exactly as wild and dysfunctional as you'd expect the union between two freewheeling artists to be. Reducing Kahlo's life of adventure, reflection and pain to something so surface level is a great disservice to who she was and hopefully somebody will step up and make the introspective, vibrant portrait of her life that she deserves at some point in the future.  

Most Overhated: Wild Wild West (1999)

The sheer, unrelenting madness of Wild Wild West isn't discussed nearly enough. Kenneth Branaugh plays a wheelchair-bound Confederate general who is hellbent on disbanding the newly formed United States and has spent years kidnapping scientists and engineers to help build a giant mechanical spider that will allow him to do so. Said giant mechanical spider was put into the movie at the insistence of producer Jon Peters-who had been trying to insert a giant mechanical spider into a movie for several years prior to Wild Wild West. After the finale in which the protagonists (Will Smith, Kevin Kline) save President Ulysses S. Grant (also Kline) from being crushed by the giant mechanical spider, Grant decides to form the Secret Service. Is the movie a god damn absurd mess that's pretty staggeringly incompetent for a huge Hollywood production? Absolutely, and that's exactly what makes it an oddly fun viewing experience.

Thursday, November 18, 2021

Paul Rudd Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related accolades. This week, I'm profiling the work of Paul Rudd-whose latest project "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" hits theaters tonight.

Paul Rudd's Filmography Ranked:

28.Year One (D)

27.Monsters vs. Aliens (C-)

26.They Came Together (C)

25.Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (B-)

24.Night at the Museum (B-)

23.Ant-Man and the Wasp (B)

22.Ant-Man (B)

21.Captain America: Civil War (B)

20.Our Idiot Brother (B)

19.Wanderlust (B)

18.Reno 911!: Miami (B)

17.The Fundamentals of Caring (B)

16.Clueless (B)

15.Dinner for Schmucks (B+)

14.The Perks of Being a Wallflower (B+)

13.This is 40 (B+)

12.Role Models (B+)

11.Sausage Party (A-)

10.Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (A-)

9.Avengers: Endgame (A-)

8.Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (A-)

7.Forgetting Sarah Marshall (A-) 

6.I Love You, Man (A-)

5.Knocked Up (A)

4.This is the End (A)

3.Wet Hot American Summer (A)

2.Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (A+)

1.The 40 Year-Old Virgin (A+) 

Top Dog: The 40-Year Old Virgin (2005)

The movie that started Judd Apatow's lengthy run as Hollywood's most influential comedic figure remains his finest piece of work as a filmmaker and maybe even the finest project he's ever been involved with period (Superbad, which he produced, is the other top contender). Apatow's script seamlessly blends laugh-out-loud raunchy humor with a really pure, potent heart and the cast from Steve Carrell as the shy, nerdy protagonist all the way down to the then-largely unknown supporting cast (Rudd, Seth Rogen, Romany Malco, Jane Lynch, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Mann, Jonah Hill, Mindy Kaling) hit every note their character was intended to. 

Lowlight: Year One (2009)

Even without having the chance to see it yet, it's evident that honoring the memory of the late Harold Ramis-who passed away back in 2014-is a massive part of Ghostbusters: Afterlife. When reflecting on Ramis' career like Rudd and the surviving members of the original Ghostbusters team (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Ernie Hudson) did during their late night show appearances earlier this week, you  eventually arrive at the sad realization that his final directorial effort was Year One. While it's hardly uncommon for industry icons to end their careers with a whimper, Year One is that special kind of inexplicable bad movie that acts as an eternal stain on someone's resume. Seriously, how did the guy who made Caddyshack and National Lampoon's Vacation get an ensemble cast headlined by Jack Black and Michael Cera to make a Biblical spoof and churn out something so thoroughly unfunny? It makes even less sense in practice then it does on paper and it's really a shame that Ramis never got the opportunity to go out on a note that was more fitting of his legendary stature.    

Most Underrated: Sausage Party (2016)

Sausage Party might be the only mainstream R-rated comedy of the past 15 years that got good critical reviews and was absolutely loathed by audiences. While I get why people hated it so much, I really admired that it was a really smart and brutal takedown of organized religion that just happened to be packaged into a silly, gleefully envelope-pushing animated comedy that ends with a bunch of food items having a massive orgy in a grocery store.  

Most Overrated: Captain America: Civil War (2016)

While Marvel has made plenty of films that are much worse than Captain America: Civil War, it's undoubtedly their most frustrating. Civil War actually displays the courage to dip its toes into the muddy waters of bleak storytelling and moral ambiguity with pretty interesting results, only to abruptly pull them out at the start of the final act and get its divided house back in order before the credits roll. Given the strength of the action sequences, new character introductions (Black Panther, Tom Holland's Spider-Man) and dramatic moments prior to the "let's hug it out" climax, this could've really been something special if its flirtation with emotionally tricky material proved to be something other than an inconsequential tease.

Top Cult Classic: Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

What do you get when you cross a cast that boasts a mix of future superstars (Rudd, Amy Poehler, Bradley Cooper) and 90's favorites (David Hyde Pierce, Janeane Garofolo, Molly Shannon) with a niche spoof premise (80's teen sex comedies)? An absurdist comedy masterpiece that has held up better than 99% of the other comedies from its era. 

Wednesday, November 17, 2021

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Week 11

 ()=previous ranking

1,(3) Tennessee Titans (8-2) Week 11 opponent: Houston Texans

2.(7) Dallas Cowboys (7-2) Week 11 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs 

3.(1) Arizona Cardinals (8-2) Week 11 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

4.(2) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-3) Week 11 opponent: New York Giants 

5.(6) Green Bay Packers (8-2) Week 11 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

6.(8) Buffalo Bills (6-3) Week 11 opponent: Indianapolis Colts 

7.(5) Baltimore Ravens (6-3) Week 11 opponent: Chicago Bears

8.(4) Los Angeles Rams (7-3) Week 11 opponent: Bye

9.(14) New England Patriots (6-4) Week 11 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

10.(15) Kansas City Chiefs (6-4) Week 11 opponent: Dallas Cowboys 

11.(9) Pittsburgh Steelers (5-3-1) Week 11 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers 

12.(10) New Orleans Saints (5-4) Week 11 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

13.(11) Los Angeles Chargers (5-4) Week 11 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers 

14.(18) Indianapolis Colts (5-5) Week 11 opponent: Buffalo Bills

15.(12) Las Vegas Raiders (5-4) Week 11 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

16.(13) Cleveland Browns (5-5) Week 11 opponent: Detroit Lions

17.(16) Denver Broncos (5-5) Week 11 opponent: Bye

18.(17) Cincinnati Bengals (5-4) Week 11 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

19.(21) Minnesota Vikings (4-5) Week 11 opponent: Green Bay Packers

20.(23) San Francisco 49ers (4-5) Week 11 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars 

21.(22) Carolina Panthers (5-5) Week 11 opponent: Washington Football Team

22.(19) Atlanta Falcons (4-5) Week 11 opponent: New England Patriots 

23.(26) Philadelphia Eagles (4-6) Week 11 opponent: New Orleans Saints

24.(20) Seattle Seahawks (3-5) Week 11 opponent: Arizona Cardinals 

25.(27) Washington Football Team (3-6) Week 11 opponent: Carolina Panthers

26.(24) Chicago Bears (3-6) Week 11 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

27.(25) New York Giants (3-6) Week 11 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

28.(28) Miami Dolphins (3-6) Week 11 opponent: New York Jets

29.(29) Jacksonville Jaguars (2-7) Week 11 opponent: San Francisco 49ers 

30.(30) New York Jets (2-7) Week 11 opponent: Miami Dolphins

31.(31) Houston Texans (1-8) Week 11 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

32.(32) Detroit Lions (0-8-1) Week 11 opponent: Cleveland Browns 

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Week 10 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2021 Edition

Quarterback

MVP: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

Mahomes picked a great time to shake off a month's worth of rust. The Chiefs star embarrassed the suddenly stumbling Raiders in their own building by ripping off 406 YDS and 5 TD's in a much-needed blowout 41-14 victory for the 2x defending AFC champs. While his recent struggles will understandably raise questions about whether this was a one-off or a true comeback outing, this was still a very reassuring performance from Mahomes with the pivotal stretch run rapidly approaching.    

Honorable Mentions: Dak Prescott (Cowboys), Josh Allen (Bills), Jalen Hurts (Eagles)

LVP: Matt Ryan (Falcons)

The roller coaster otherwise known as Matt Ryan's 2021 season officially bottomed out on Sunday against the Cowboys as he posted a brutal statline (117 TD's, 0 TD's/2 INT's) and eventually got benched for Josh Rosen in the 4th quarter. Facing the Patriots on a short week is likely the last thing Ryan wants to do right now, but alas that's exactly what's on the dance card for Week 11.

Dishonorable Mentions: Russell Wilson (Seahawks), Aaron Rodgers (Packers), Matthew Stafford (Rams)

Running Back

MVP: Darrel Williams (Chiefs)

Williams reeled in 9 passes for 101 YDS and a TD while also adding 43 YDS on the ground on 11 carries in the Chiefs obliteration of the Raiders on Sunday night. Williams has been at least as good as Clyde Edwards-Helaire was during his time as the starting back this season and could realistically be entering a timeshare with CEH if he returns to the field this week against the Cowboys.

Honorable Mentions: Jonathan Taylor (Colts), Antonio Gibson (Football Team), A.J. Dillon (Packers)

LVP: Darrell Henderson Jr. (Rams)

Sean McVay's refusal to run the ball in the early stages of the game paired with the eventual big deficit the Rams faced made Henderson a complete non-factor in last night's stunning loss to the 49ers. The University of Memphis product saw just 9 touches on the evening, which he turned into 41 YDS. Given the Rams rough showings in back-to-back losses, it wouldn't be shocking if Henderson's workload increased when they return to action against the Packers in Week 12.

Dishonorable Mentions: Myles Gaskin (Dolphins), Josh Jacobs (Raiders), Javonte Williams (Broncos)

Wide Receiver 

MVP: Deebo Samuel (49ers)

Samuel punched the Rams defense in the mouth last night, turning 10 touches (5 catches and a season-high 5 carries) into 133 scrimmage YDS (97 receiving, 36 rushing) and 2 TD's. Able to avoid the injury bug for the 1st time in his professional career to date, Samuel has been able to cement himself as the focal point of the 49ers offense and a consistent WR1 for fantasy purposes.

Honorable Mentions: CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys), Stefon Diggs (Bills), Tyreek Hill (Chiefs)

LVP: DK Metcalf (Seahawks)

Russell Wilson's return had to make an immediate impact on Seahawks offense right? Not quite... The Seahawks got shutout by the Packers on Sunday afternoon and Metcalf managed just 3 catches for 26 YDS before he got ejected in the 4th quarter following an altercation with Packers defensive backs Quincy Black and Eric Stokes. If Russ can quickly get back on track, a matchup with a beatable Cardinals secondary should provide both Metcalf and Lockett with a great bounceback opportunity.

Dishonorable Mentions: Tyler Lockett (Seahawks), A.J. Brown (Titans), Courtland Sutton (Broncos)

Tight End

MVP: Hunter Henry (Patriots)

Hunter Henry is this year's answer to Robert Tonyan. The yardage or receptions isn't there, but the man scores TD's. That was once again the case this week against the Browns as Henry propped up a 4 REC/37 YD line with 2 trips to the endzone. As the clear top redzone target for Mac Jones, Henry will be an undisputed TE1 the rest of the way. 

Honorable Mentions: Mark Andrews (Ravens), Travis Kelce (Chiefs), George Kittle (49ers)

LVP: T.J. Hockenson (Lions)

In what has to be the most disheartening statline of the season for fantasy players, Lions top receiving option Hockenson was targeted 1 time and recorded 0 catches in a tie game against the Steelers on Sunday. Again,  in 70 minutes of gametime, Hockenson failed to catch a pass and saw only 1 look. This anemic pass offense has pretty much killed Hockenson's fantasy appeal, but he'll remain rosterable simply because he's easily the most talented pass-catcher in an awful, awful group. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Mike Gesicki (Dolphins), Jared Cook (Chargers), Darren Waller (Raiders) 

Defense/Special Teams:

MVP: Cowboys 

Dan Quinn emphatically stuck to it to his former team on Sunday as his group (as well as the special teams unit) combined for 3 INT's, 2 sacks and a blocked punt that resulted in a TD in a massive 43-3 victory over the Falcons. Things likely won't be this easy again this week when they take on a Chiefs team that just might be back to their dominant ways. 

Honorable Mentions: Packers, 49ers, Colts

LVP: Rams

Does the Rams defense actually kind of stink now? That's up for debate, but they certainly looked pretty damn bad as they allowed 25 points while netting 0 takeaways and only 1 sack in last night's crushing loss to the 49ers. Owners of last year's top defense might want to consider another option as they face a brutal stretch of opponents (save for the Jaguars in Week 13) in the final 6 weeks of the fantasy season.

Dishonorable Mentions: Browns, Broncos, Cardinals