Monday, June 26, 2023

Quick Movie Reviews: The Blackening, Elemental, Asteroid City, No Hard Feelings

The Blackening: As a comedy, The Blackening works well. The ensemble cast (Grace Byers, Antionette Robertson, Sinqua Walls, Melvin Gregg, Jermaine Fowler, X Mayo, Dewayne Perkins-who also co-wrote the script with veteran scribe Tracy Oliver) bounce off each other well-especially once the threat of a masked killer enters the equation, the humor goes far beyond just lampooning the tropes of black characters in horror movies and there are multiple bits scattered throughout the film that had me cackling in the theater. As a horror film however, it stumbles. Tim Story's steady yet style-free direction causes any scene where suspense or menace is suppose to be achieved to fall painfully flat, the dim lighting in the outdoor scenes takes much of the excitement out of the biggest setpiece of the film and despite the novel choice to arm the killer with a crossbow instead of a knife, the kills lack creativity and puzzlingly shy away from the blood/gore freedom that an R-rating allows for (PG-13 slashers like Happy Death Day and M3GAN honestly might be more graphic than this). Even with its missteps on the horror side of things, The Blackening is still funny and clever enough to be a fun watch.  

Grade: B

Elemental: Another sweet, sensitive and beautifully-animated entry into the Pixar library that also manages to continue the somewhat dispiriting recent trend of their films failing to match the level of excellence that is synonymous with the brand. Director Peter Sohn (The Good Dinosaur) and the writing trio of John Hoberg, Brenda Hsueh and Kat Likkel want Elemental to be a lot of things at the same time. The story deals with the sacrifices an immigrant family makes to provide a better life for themselves as well as their children, not feeling welcome in a new country because of your status as a foreigner or your home country because you left, racism on the whole, stigmas around interracial relationships, the difficulties of letting your parents know that you want defer from the life path they've always envisioned for you, trying to find your place in the world and how shitty working retail/municipal jobs is. By attempting to be so many things at once, every single theme becomes diluted and it pretty quickly becomes this big, well-intentioned jumble of ideas that only rarely comes together to become something with true emotionally resonance. While Pixar's commitment to make more original films after putting out so many sequels during the 2010's is great, they're going to need to churn out better efforts than Elemental moving forward if they want to remain the gold standard in American animation at a time where the genre appears to be entering its most inspired period in quite some time.      

Grade: B-

Asteroid City: Near the end of Asteroid City, a theater actor (Jason Schwartzman) leaves the stage during a brief period where has no lines to ask the director (Adrien Brody) what their play "Asteroid City" is about. He responds with something to the effect of "It doesn't matter, just follow your heart and you'll find the meaning". An open invitation to ignore what a movie is trying to say is one that I'll gladly accept, but Asteroid City is so unengaging on the whole that it's hard to enjoy as anything other than a 105-minute advertisement for 35 mm film stock, practical set building and using natural light while shooting outdoors. 

Asteroid City is actually a pretty groundbreaking failure for Anderson as he finds a way to make something that's both egregiously overstuffed and underwritten that also happens to be the slowest, dryest movie he's ever made. Even at his most indulgent or obnoxious, his movies tend to at least be spirited, which makes Asteroid City's steadfast dedication to leisurely trying to find a reason to get invested in these characters and/or saying something profound about the beauty of artistic expression completely baffling and out of character for a 1-man vibrancy band like Anderson. Some good performances from Scarlett Johansson, Schwartzman, Tom Hanks, Steve Carrell, Maya Hawke and Rupert Friend and a handful of good jokes along with the aforementioned technical prowess provide some much-needed jolts of life, but this vessel is just damn stagnant and aloof to save.       

Grade: C-

No Hard Feelings: Not since Ryan Gosling in The Nice Guys has a serious actor revealed themselves to to be a secret virtuoso comic performer the way that Jennifer Lawrence does in No Hard Feelings. Whether it's hurling an insult at a drunk teenager, struggling to navigate a set of stairs on roller blades or simply committing to a bit that's deeply stupid, Lawrence is the type of undeniable comedic force that knows exactly what she needs to do to get a laugh and make it look downright effortless in the process. It's the most revelatory performance she's turned in since American Hustle and I really hope it's a skill set that she gets the chance to continue to utilize for the remainder of her career.  

Stage actor Andrew Barth Feldman also does outstanding work in his comedy debut as Percy- the awkward 19-year old Lawrence's character Maddie is hired to seduce. His naivety powers some of the funniest interactions of the movie and the pure heart that grew from the sheltered life he's lived gives the film a sense of sweetness that you wouldn't typically expect from an R-rated sex comedy.

The appeal of No Hard Feelings is further heightened by its status as a true, old-school R-rated comedy. This is the 1st time in roughly 4 years that I've been to a theater to see a movie like this that wasn't just  consistently funny, but brought out a huge audience that was laughing their asses off the entire time. Getting to have this experience that has long-felt endangered in the theatrical space was incredible and it's a rush that I hope I'll get to re-capture a few more times this summer when Joy Ride, Strays and Bottoms are released. No Hard Feelings is the funniest narrative comedy to be released since Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar and I hope it can do well enough to get studios to continue to invest in R-rated comedies.      

Grade: B+

Friday, June 23, 2023

2023 NFL Position Rankings: Top 50 Safeties

()=2022 ranking

+=Unranked or ineligible in 2022

50.(12) John Johnson III (Free Agent)

49.(+) Malik Hooker (Cowboys)

48.(+) Kerby Joseph (Lions)

47.(47) Kareem Jackson (Broncos)

46.(8) Adrian Amos (Jets)

45.(37) Bobby McCain (Giants)

44.(19) Jordan Fuller (Rams)

43.(26) Amani Hooker (Titans)

42.(42) Jalen Thompson (Cardinals)

41.(+) Darrick Forrest (Commanders)

40.(38) Xavier Woods (Panthers)

39.(+) Jabrill Peppers (Patriots)

38.(+) Jaquan Brisker (Bears)

37.(24) Jordan Whitehead (Jets)

36.(46) Terrell Edmunds (Eagles)

35.(+) Donovan Wilson (Cowboys)

34.(20) Jamal Adams (Seahawks)

33.(+) Tashaun Gipson (49ers)

32.(29) Juan Thornhill (Browns)

31.(34) Jayron Kearse (Cowboys)

30.(+) Andre Cisco (Jaguars)

29.(33) Jevon Holland (Dolphins)

28.(17) Vonn Bell (Panthers)

27.(+) Julian Love (Seahawks)

26.(39) Rodney McLeod (Browns)

25.(+) Talanoa Hufanga (49ers)

24.(+) Kyle Hamilton (Ravens)

23.(+) Ryan Neal (Buccaneers)

22.(45) Taylor Rapp (Bills)

21.(23) Marcus Maye (Saints)

20.(15) Adrian Phillips (Patriots)

19.(28) Jimmie Ward (Texans)

18.(16) Quandre Diggs (Seahawks)

17.(32) Justin Reid (Chiefs)

16.(3) Micah Hyde (Bills)

15.(5) Harrison Smith (Vikings)

14.(+) Chauncey Gardner-Johnson (Lions)

13.(22) Kyle Dugger (Patriots)

12.(40) Eddie Jackson (Bears)

11.(13) Budda Baker (Cardinals)

10.(11) Jordan Poyer (Bills)

9.(30) Kamren Curl (Commanders) 

8.(10) Jessie Bates III (Falcons)

7.(4) Justin Simmons (Broncos)

6.(7) Antoine Winfield Jr. (Buccaneers)

5.(14) Tyrann Mathieu (Saints)

4.(2) Marcus Williams (Ravens)

3.(6) Derwin James (Chargers)

2.(1) Kevin Byard (Titans)

1.(9) Minkah Fitzpatrick (Steelers)

Thursday, June 22, 2023

2023 NBA Mock Draft

Happy Victor Wembanyama Day San Antonio! While the media coverage would tell you otherwise, the super athletic French big who is easily most hyped player to enter the league since at least Zion Williamson, if not Anthony Davis or even LeBron James will be just one of the 58 names called at the Barclays Center. Here is a quick oversight of how I expect both rounds of the 2023 NBA Draft before to play out as of 11:37 AM EST before any major trades outside of the Kristaps Porzingis/Marcus Smart deal have been completed.     

1st Round:

1.San Antonio Spurs: Victor Wembanyama, power forward/center (Metropolitans 92) 

2.Charlotte Hornets: Brandon Miller, small/power forward (Alabama)

3.Portland Trail Blazers: Scoot Henderson, point guard (G League Ignite)

4.Houston Rockets: Amen Thompson, point/shooting guard (Overtime Elite)

5.Detroit Pistons: Ausar Thompson, shooting guard/small forward (Overtime Elite)

6.Orlando Magic: Jarace Walker, small/power forward (Houston)

7.Indiana Pacers: Cam Whitmore, small forward (Villanova)

8.Washington Wizards: Anthony Black, point/shooting guard (Arkansas)

9.Utah Jazz: Gradey Dick, small forward (Kansas) 

10.Dallas Mavericks: Dereck Lively II, center (Duke)

11.Orlando Magic: Jalen Hood-Schifino, shooting guard/small forward (Indiana)

12.Oklahoma City Thunder: Kobe Bufkin, point/shooting guard (Michigan)

13.Toronto Raptors: Taylor Hendricks, power forward/center (UCF)

14.New Orleans Pelicans: Cason Wallace, point/shooting guard (Kentucky)

15.Atlanta Hawks: Kris Murray, small/power forward (Iowa)

16.Utah Jazz: Jordan Hawkins, shooting guard (UConn)

17.Los Angeles Lakers: Keyonte George, shooting guard (Baylor)

18.Miami Heat: Nick Smith Jr., point/shooting guard (Arkansas)

19.Golden State Warriors: Bilal Coulibaly, small forward (Metropolitans 92)

20.Houston Rockets: Leonard Miller, small/power forward (G League Ignite)

21.Brooklyn Nets: Brandin Podziemski, shooting guard (Santa Clara)

22.Brooklyn Nets: Noah Clowney, power forward/center (Alabama) 

23.Portland Trail Blazers: Oliver-Maxence Prosper, power forward (Marquette)  

24.Sacramento Kings: Colby Jones, shooting guard (Xavier) 

25.Memphis Grizzlies (being traded to the Boston Celtics in the Marcus Smart/Kristaps Porzingis trade): Jamie Jacquez Jr., shooting guard/small forward (UCLA)

26.Indiana Pacers:  James Nnaji, center (FC Barcelona) 

27.Charlotte Hornets: Jett Howard, small/power forward (Michigan)

28.Utah Jazz: Tristan Vukcevic, power forward/center (Partizan Belgrade)

29.Denver Nuggets: Ben Sheppard, shooting guard (Belmont) 

30.Washington Wizard: Dariq Whitehead, small forward (Duke) 

2nd Round

31.Detroit Pistons: Jordan Walsh, small forward (Arkansas)

32.Indiana Pacers (being traded to the Denver Nuggets): Brice Sensabaugh, shooting guard/small forward (Ohio State)  

33.San Antonio Spurs: Rayan Rupert, small forward (New Zealand Breakers) 

34.Charlotte Hornets: G.G. Jackson, power forward/center (South Carolina) 

35.Boston Celtics (being traded to the Washington Wizards in the Marcus Smart/Kristaps Porzingis trade): Amari Bailey, shooting guard (UCLA)

36.Orlando Magic: Trayce Jackson-Davis, power forward/center (Indiana)

37.Oklahoma City Thunder (being traded to the Denver Nuggets):

38.Sacramento Kings: Andre Jackson, point/shooting guard (UConn) 

39.Charlotte Hornets: Kobe Brown, shooting guard/small forward (Missouri)

40.Denver Nuggets (being traded to the Indiana Pacers): Julian Phillips, small forward (Tennessee) 

41.Charlotte Hornets: Marcus Sasser Jr., point/shooting guard (Houston)

42.Washington Wizards: Julian Strawther, small forward (Gonzaga) 

43.Portland Trail Blazers: Maxwell Lewis, small forward (Pepperdine)

44.San Antonio Spurs: Terquavion Smith, point/shooting guard (NC State) 

45.Memphis Grizzlies: Chris Livingston, small/power forward (Kentucky)

46.Atlanta Hawks: Ricky Council IV, shooting guard/small forward (Arkansas) 

47.Los Angeles Lakers: Jalen Wilson, small/power forward (Kansas) 

48.Los Angeles Clippers: Adam Sanogo, power forward (UConn)

49.Cleveland Cavaliers: Seth Lundy, small forward (Penn State)

50.Oklahoma City Thunder: Keyonate Johnson, shooting guard/small forward (Kansas State)

51.Brooklyn Nets: Jaylen Clark, shooting guard (UCLA)

52.Phoenix Suns: Siddy Cissoko, shooting guard/small forward (G League Ignite) 

53.Minnesota Timberwolves: Mouhamed Gueye, power forward/center (Washington State)

54.Sacramento Kings: Jordan Miller, small forward (Miam)

55.Indiana Pacers: Azoulas Tubelis, power forward (Arizona) 

56.Memphis Grizzlies: Emoni Bates, small forward (Eastern Michigan)

57.Washington Wizards: Wendell Green Jr., point guard (Auburn)

58.Milwaukee Bucks: Colin Castleton, center (Florida) 

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

2023 NFL Position Rankings: Top 50 Cornerbacks

=2022 ranking

+=Unranked or ineligible in 2022 

50.(+) Asante Samuel Jr. (Chargers)

49.(+) Dammari Mathis (Broncos)

48.(+) Trent McDuffie (Chiefs)

47.(+) Byron Murphy (Vikings)

46.(44) Emmanuel Moseley (Lions)

45.(+) K'Wuan Williams (Broncos)

44.(+) Martin Emerson (Browns)

43.(+) Sean Murphy-Bunting (Titans)

42.(+) Desmond King II (Texans)

41.(35) Greg Newsome II (Browns)

40.(+) Kader Kohou (Dolphins)

39.(25) Darious Williams (Jaguars)

38.(14) Marcus Peters (Free Agent)

37.(+) Michael Davis (Chargers)

36.(28) Jaylon Johnson (Bears)

35.(33) Steven Nelson (Texans)

34.(39) Avonte Maddox (Eagles)

33.(31) Jonathan Jones (Patriots)

32.(32) Taron Johnson (Bills)

31.(+) Michael Carter II (Jets)

30.(42) Rasul Douglas (Packers)

29.(+) Cameron Sutton (Lions)

28.(+) Jaycee Horn (Panthers)

27.(+) Tariq Woolen (Seahawks)

26.(+) Tyson Campbell (Jaguars)

25.(48) L'Jarius Sneed (Chiefs)

24.(12) Kenny Moore (Colts)

23.(7) A.J. Terrell (Falcons)

22.(10) Tre'Davious White (Bills)

21.(21) Trevon Diggs (Cowboys)

20.(24) Mike Hilton (Bengals)

19.(16) Carlton Davis (Buccaneers)

18.(9) Denzel Ward (Browns)

17.(6) Xavien Howard (Dolphins)

16.(5) Marshon Lattimore (Saints)

15.(15) Chidobe Awuzie (Bengals)

14.(23) D.J. Reed Jr. (Jets)

13.(11) Adoree' Jackson (Giants)

12.(+) Patrick Peterson (Steelers)

11.(13) Jamel Dean (Buccaneers)

10.(18) Kendall Fuller (Commanders)

9.(20) James Bradberry (Eagles)

8.(19) Stephon Gilmore (Cowboys)

7.(4) Darius Slay (Eagles)

6.(8) Marlon Humphrey (Ravens)

5.(29) Charvarius Ward (49ers)

4.(+) Sauce Gardner (Jets)

3.(27) Patrick Surtain II (Broncos)

2.(2) Jaire Alexander (Packers)

1.(1) Jalen Ramsey (Dolphins)

Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Quick Movie Reviews: Past Lives, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, The Flash, Extraction 2

Past Lives: Past Lives is the most romantic movie about love that didn't work due to circumstances that were beyond either person's control that I've ever seen. This decades-spanning story from writer/director Celine Song centers around Nora (played by Seung Ah Moon as a child and by Greta Lee as an adult) and Hae Sung (played by as a kid). Nora and Hae Sung grew up together in Seoul and developed a mutual crush when they were about 12 years old. Their time together was cut short when Nora's family immigrated to Canada shortly after they confess their feelings for each other. They re-connect in their 20's via Skype and have plenty of great conversations, but Nora's budding career as a playwright in New York City makes her hesitant to go back to Seoul-where Hae Sung is studying to become a doctor- and she decides to put an end to their talks so they don't become too attached. When they finally see each other again in their 30's, Nora is married to fellow writer Arthur (John Magaro) and Hae Sung is a newly single doctor who travels to New York for a medical conference. This meeting affects them and Arthur in ways they expect.

The grace and simplicity that Song writes and directs with is just remarkable. Through succinctly  documenting the evolution of Nora and Hae Sung's relationship over multiple different periods of their lives and the circumstances that brought them together and tore them apart, she's able to make a really direct statement on the beauty and cruelty of fate/lost love and how deeply it affects each person involved. This approach gives way to a truly masterful and quietly devastating final act where they ponder on what could've been and finally come to terms that they'll never be together and Arthur realizes that Nora will never have the love for him that she has for Hae Sung. Managing to be beautiful, profound and wildly depressing at the same time is a magic trick that only a brilliant storyteller could pull off and it's mind-boggling that this is Song's first feature film. Past Lives is getting widely released this week and I urge anybody that's cool with getting their heart ripped out of their chest in a public setting to go check it out.    

Grade: B+

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts: New Transformers movie, same sinking feeling of "how this movie about alien robots fighting each other not better?". While Rise of the Beasts does atone for some of the more egregious sins of the Michael Bay-helmed installments by significantly cutting down the amount of exposition, having a pair of likable human leads in Noah (Anthony Ramos) and Elena (Dominique Fishback) played by actors that have a solid rapport and eliminating the uh, questionable sense of humor, there's still far too much time dedicated to dull worldbuilding opposed to just letting the robot aliens bash the shit out of each (particularly in the tedious second act), the attempt at adding an emotional hook with the subplot surrounding Noah and his younger brother (Dean Scott Vaszquez) features way too much corny exchanges to land and despite being pretty solid overall, the action sequences lack the visual flare and dazzling sense of spectacle that Bay reliably brought to the table. Despite these flaws, Rise of the Beasts is still a decent blockbuster that's worth seeing in theaters that will hopefully be able to make enough money to allow Paramount to see the ridiculous sequel it teases in the final scene through.      

Grade: B-

The Flash: What a fittingly underwhelming conclusion to the DCEU (at least the one that Zack Snyder started back in 2013). The Flash actually manages to mirror the inanity of last year's Black Adam than any of the other great, messy but interesting or just plain boring movies the brand has produced over the past decade-just with more fan service, better plotting/acting and significantly shittier visuals. Andy Muschetti (the It franchise, Mama) fares considerably worse than the other recent graduates of the horror movie-to-DC pipeline (James Wan, David F. Sandberg) as he makes a movie that is so concerned with speeding to the finish line that it forgets to be stylish, funny or emotional. The latter failure is especially egregious as its multiverse hijinks are brought on by Barry Allen's (Ezra Miller) desire to clear his imprisoned father's name (Ron Livingston-who is replacing Billy Crudup for all the people that have erased both cuts of Justice League from their memories) by going back in time to prevent the murder of his mother (Maribel Verdu) that he's been falsely accused of committing. These moments where Barry is dealing with the consequences of his actions and reuniting with his family that are supposed to be the emotional core of the movie are so brief and sudden that it was impossible for me to feel much of anything when they came along.   

The aforementioned fan service-which includes the return of Michael Keaton as Batman and Michael Shannon as Man of Steel villain General Zod and some controversial cameos that anybody with internet access is probably aware of by now-isn't even aggressive enough to bowl people over with the comforting embrace of nostalgia to help overcome its narrative deficiencies like No Way Home did. Honestly outside of a spirited turn from Keaton as a washed-up version of the Caped Crusader that might not even be the same guy that appeared in the Tim Burton films, none of it even works. Shannon does a reverse Man of Steel by dialing the volume of his performance as Zod so far back that he looks he's on the verge of falling asleep every time he's on screen, the aforementioned cameo sequence is both silly and exploitative and the ending is a puzzling gag that will get a pop from such a small fraction of the audience that it's shocking that it was even included at all-especially now that it's been revealed there were multiple alternate versions shot. After watching something so aggressively mediocre and lacking in a true creative vision or even a real reverence for its characters (Sasha Calle's Supergirl-aka the only new character to show up here-is criminally underutilized), I'm deeply confused as to why James Gunn has hired Muschetti to tackle the new Batman and Robin film The Brave and the Bold. It's going to take a complete 180 in approach from what Muschetti did here for this move to not blow up in the new DC Studios head's face.   

Grade: C

Extraction 2: In April 2020, Extraction arrived on Netflix and provided a dose of high-end action filmmaking that was particularly welcome during those dark early days of the COVID lockdown. 3 years later, the sequel has arrived on the streaming service and managed to top the original by a decent margin. Chris Hemsworth re-affirms why meathead action movies were his true calling as an actor by delivering gruff charisma in spades as the film's mopey, oft-wounded yet extremely gifted mercenary protagonist Tyler Rake, Sam Hargrave ups the ante by delivering bigger, crisper action sequences  including a 21-minute oner that starts as a prison break and ends on a moving train that is a true piece of visceral ultraviolent art and Tomike Gogrichiani gives the film hammy shitbag villain that the previous installment lacked. Really the only thing that kind of stinks about Extraction 2 is that the final fight is way too short and lacking in gusto compared to the massive, impeccably-staged action that proceeds it. If Hemsworth, Hargrave and Golshifteh Farahani-who is great in an expanded role as Rake's second-in-command Nik-want to do a dozen more of these excellent straightforward action movies, Netflix would be silly to not write the fucking checks.  

Grade: B+

Monday, June 19, 2023

Bryan Cranston Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Bryan Cranston-whose latest project "Asteroid City" is now playing in theaters in NYC/LA and expands nationwide on Thursday night.  

Bryan Cranston's Filmography Ranked:

22.John Carter (D)

21.Godzilla (D)

20.Larry Crowne (C)

19.Get a Job (C+)

18.Isle of Dogs (C+)

17.Red Tails (B-)

16.That Thing You Do! (B-)

15.Total Recall (B-)

14.Why Him? (B)

13.Trumbo (B)

12.The Upside (B)

11.The Infiltrator (B)

10.Kung Fu Panda 3 (B)

9.Last Flag Flying (B) 

8.Contagion (B)

7.The Lincoln Lawyer (B)

6.Power Rangers (B+)

5.Detachment (B+)

4.Little Miss Sunshine (B+)

3.Argo (B+)

2.Drive (A-)

1.Saving Private Ryan (A)

Top Dog: Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Saving Private Ryan is one of only a handful of war movies that I've ever seen that truly blew me away. Steven Spielberg is able to show off all of the visceral horrors of warfare with some harrowing combat sequences that revolutionized how movies in this genre are shot while grounding the story with human emotion by showing the steep psychological damage that comes from being exposed to those horrors for prolonged periods of time as well as the strength of the bonds between soldiers that gives them the courage to keep fighting for each other no matter what.     

Bottom Feeder: John Carter (2012)

While Disney has made plenty of more creatively bankrupt and visually-ugly live-action films of late, not too many can match the putrid stench emanating from nearly every frame of John Carter. Key Pixar architect Andrew Stanton failed spectacularly in his transition to live-action filmmaking by turning an adaptation of the novel (A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs) that George Lucas used as the inspiration for Star Wars into a brutally dull, convoluted space opera that has no sense of scale or narrative momentum and features a stiff titular hero (Taylor Kitsch in a truly wretched performance) that is hard to get invested in.    

Most Underrated: Power Rangers (2017)

It's kind of a bummer that one of the intended massive IP franchises that failed to materialize due to BO performance was perhaps the only one in recent memory that got all the character stuff right and the action stuff wrong. Power Rangers does an excellent job of exploring the Rangers origins as troubled yet ultimately good kids who are bound together by fate to become unlikely heroes, the performances from the Rangers (especially Dacre Montgomery, Naomi Scott and R.J. Cyler) are charming and empathetic and Elizabeth Banks brings the classic cheese from the TV Series to the table with some incredible overacting as the villain Rita Repulsa that makes all of the superhero shit fun despite the aforementioned choppy execution of the actual action sequences.

Most Overrated: Godzilla (2014)

A human-centric approach to Godzilla could've been interesting if the characters weren't so fucking lame (and the leads are played the typically amazing Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen no less!), the pacing wasn't so lethargic  and the limited monster action that did make it to the screen didn't look like it was lit with approximately 2-4 flashlights that were on low battery. Having the movie open on such a electric high with the nuclear power plant scene made all of the underwhelming crap that followed it that much more crushing. 

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

2023 NFL Position Rankings: Top 35 Inside Linebackers

()=2022 ranking

+=Unranked or ineligible in 2022

35.(+) Ernest Jones (Rams)

34.(+) Patrick Queen (Ravens)

33.(+) Devin White (Buccaneers)

32.(22) Cole Holcomb (Steelers)

31.(+) Cody Barton (Commanders)

30.(+) Kyzir White (Cardinals)

29.(+) Kaden Elliss (Falcons)

28.(5) Eric Kendricks (Chargers)

27.(+) Willie Gay Jr. (Chiefs)

26.(+) Josey Jewell (Broncos)

25.(18) Leighton Vander Esch (Cowboys)

24.(19) Denzel Perryman (Texans)

23.(+) Frankie Luvu (Panthers)

22.(20) Jerome Baker (Dolphins)

21.(+) Germaine Pratt (Bengals)

20.(+) Shaq Thompson (Panthers)

19.(17) Anthony Walker Jr. (Browns)

18.(9) Jordan Hicks (Vikings)

17.(+) C.J. Mosley (Jets)

16.(+) Tremaine Edmunds (Bears)

15.(+) Foyesade Oluokun (Jaguars)

14.(23) David Long (Dolphins)

13.(+) Alex Singleton (Broncos)

12.(25) Bobby Okereke (Giants)

11.(6) De'Vondre Campbell (Packers)

10.(16) Ja'Whaun Bentley (Patriots)

9.(7) Roquan Smith (Ravens)

8.(+) Shaquille Leonard (Colts)

7.(13) Logan Wilson (Bengals)

6.(+) Matt Milano (Bills)

5.(15) Nick Bolton (Chiefs)

4.(1) Lavonte David (Buccaneers)

3.(2) Demario Davis (Saints)

2.(4) Bobby Wagner (Seahawks)

1.(3) Fred Warner (49ers)