25 Whitest Bands/Artists of All-Time

First off, this list is meant as a joke. I'm not trying to offend anyone or cause any form of racial backlash. This is a stupid list I've been saying I was going to do for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. There are just a lot of musical acts that only white people listen to so I figured it would be amusing to poke fun at my own race and compile a list of 25 bands that just screamed official honky/cracker/white people soundtrack. Without further ado, Here is this monumentally dumb list.

25.Hoobastank

24.Third Eye Blind

23.The Police/Sting

22.Kenny Rodgers

21.Phish

20.Kansas

19.The Grateful Dead

18.Alanis Morisette

17.Creed

16.Cat Stevens aka Yusuf Islam

15.Nickelback

14.Goo Goo Dolls

13.Hootie and the Blowfish

12.Barenaked Ladies

11.Creedence Clearwater Revival

10.Simon and Garfunkel

9.John Denver

8.Sugar Ray

7.Neil Diamond

6.311

5.Journey

4.Matchbox 20

3.Lynyrd Syknyrd

2.Dave Matthews Band

1.Jimmy Buffett

Just missed the cut:

Def Leppard

Evanesence 

Foreigner 

Neutral Milk Hotel

Peter, Paul, and Mary