Have you ever seen a film that almost made you vomit due how to bad it was?
Beastly did that to me.
Beastly is such a disaster that it caused me physical pain to watch. This film does absolutely nothing right. The acting is so bad that if you didn't know any better, you would think these weren't even professional actors. I've honestly seen better acting in porn. Alex Pettyfer is one of the worst, if not the worst, working actors in Hollywood. He was bad enough in
I Am Number Four , but here he is even more bland and cringe-worthy. Vanessa Hudgens is almost as bad. She pretty much coasts through the film with one stupid expression on her face. The chemistry between her and Pettyfer is non-existent to say the least. The script has to be one of the most ridiculous, cliche-ridden pieces of shit I've ever seen. I was cringing throughout the entire film. Even for a romantic drama aimed at teenage girls, the script is unholy awful. Not even the normally great Neil Patrick Harris can save this film from the dumpster.
Beastly is by far the worst film I've seen this year. Hell, it's worst thing I have seen in a long, long time. Even with it's brief runtime (86 minutes), it's feel like an eternity of suffering. I would not wish the pain of this fucking abomination of a film on anyone or anything.
0/5 Stars (If I could rate it negative stars, I would)
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