Thursday, October 23, 2025

Scott Cooper Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Scott Cooper-whose latest project "Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere" is in theaters today. 

Scott Cooper's Filmography Ranked:

6.The Pale Blue Eye (D)

5.Antlers (C+)

4.Black Mass (B-)

3.Out of the Furnace (B) 

2.Hostiles (B)

1.Crazy Heart (B)

Top Dog: Crazy Heart (2009)

Cooper's debut feature remains his best work. Jeff Bridges' Oscar was well-earned as he brings a tremendous amount of gravitas and vulnerability to the character of Otis "Bad" Blake, an alcoholic washed-up country singer who starts to regain his zest for life after entering a relationship with a divorced journalist (Maggie Gyllenhaal)-that makes the film's pretty routine "burnout musician seeks redemption after decades of neglecting his loved ones, self-medicating with substances and letting his ego drive his career into the ground" narrative easy to overlook.   

Bottom Feeder: The Pale Blue Eye (2022)

As the rankings above indicate, I've never loved any of Cooper's movies and have largely viewed him as not much more than a competent storyteller with a solid visual eye and an ability to get good performances out of his actors. At the same time, I also thought his work was steady enough on the whole that I'd never hate one of his movies. That changed earlier this week when I finally caught The Pale Blue Eye on Netflix. This period whodunit effectively serves as a tutorial on how not to make an entry in the genre as the film's central mystery is an uneventful snoozefest right up until the point where it suddenly gets deeply ridiculous when the truth comes out with 35 minutes or so left and Cooper's direction has absolutely zero gloom or style behind it despite being a gothic-inspired story that features a fictionalized version of Edgar Allan Poe as a main character (bless Henry Melling for trying, but he was woefully miscast in the role of the legendary poet). Even the typically great Christan Bale gets dragged down by the immense sleepiness and stupidity of this affair and gives one of the most forgettable performances of his career thus far. Springsteen has to be better than this shit, right? Right? Right?          

Most Underrated: Hostiles (2017)

While the film is never able to match the unflinching brutality and intensity of its tremendous opening sequence, Hostiles is a solid western drama full of excellent understated performances, beautiful visuals and an honest and solemn albeit pretty obvious acknowledgement of how the ignorance of not truly knowing your perceived enemy is a crucial component in the epidemic of violent systematic hatred that has plagued humanity for centuries (in this case, it's a United States Army platoon and the Cheyenne War Chief they fought against in the Great Sioux War of 1876).       

Most Overrated: Black Mass (2015)

Black Mass isn't exactly viewed as a mob movie classic, but I still feel like there's too much praise heaped on this movie (probably because I live close enough to Boston that I know enough people that feel some type of way about prolific mob boss Whitey Bulger). Nothing about Black Mass is truly bad per say, there's just only so much mileage you can get from Johnny Depp's shameless scenery chewing as Bulger (I get this was the only time he actually tried to act from the late 2000's to now, but good lord he truly hasn't done anything besides be a fucking caricature since he first played Jack Sparrow 22 years ago) and a by-the-numbers ruthless mobster emboldened by the corrupt feds vs. the honest feds plot that never quite beats its Goodfellas knock-off allegations.     

Wednesday, October 22, 2025

2025 NFL Power Rankings: Week 8

 ()=Previous Ranking

1.(2) Detroit Lions (5-2) Week 8 opponent: Bye

2.(4) Indianapolis Colts (6-1) Week 8 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

3.(3) Green Bay Packers (4-1-1) Week 8 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

4.(6) Philadelphia Eagles (5-2) Week 8 opponent: New York Giants

5.(5) Buffalo Bills (4-2) Week 8 opponent: Carolina Panthers

6.(1) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-2) Week 8 opponent: New Orleans Saints

7.(7) Seattle Seahawks (5-2) Week 8 opponent: Bye

8.(9) Los Angeles Rams (5-2) Week 8 opponent: Bye

9.(10) Kansas City Chiefs (4-3) Week 8 opponent: Washington Commanders

10.(12) San Francisco 49ers (5-2) Week 8 opponent: Houston Texans

11.(14) New England Patriots (5-2) Week 8 opponent: Cleveland Browns

12.(13) Denver Broncos (5-2) Week 8 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

13.(11) Pittsburgh Steelers (4-2) Week 8 opponent: Green Bay Packers

14.(8) Jacksonville Jaguars (4-3) Week 8 opponent: Bye

15.(19) Chicago Bears (4-2) Week 8 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

16.(15) Minnesota Vikings (3-3) Week 8 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

17.(22) Dallas Cowboys (3-3-1) Week 8 opponent: Denver Broncos

18.(17) Los Angeles Chargers (4-3) Week 8 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

19.(20) Carolina Panthers (4-3) Week 8 opponent: Buffalo Bills

20.(16) Atlanta Falcons (3-3) Week 8 opponent: Miami Dolphins

21.(18) Washington Commanders (3-4) Week 8 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

22.(25) Cincinnati Bengals (3-4) Week 8 opponent: New York Jets

23.(21) Houston Texans (2-4) Week 8 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

24.(24) Arizona Cardinals (2-5) Week 8 opponent: Bye

25.(23) New York Giants (2-5) Week 8 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

26.(30) Cleveland Browns (2-5) Week 8 opponent: New England Patriots

27.(27) Baltimore Ravens (1-5) Week 8 opponent: Chicago Bears

28.(28) New Orleans Saints (1-6) Week 8 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

29.(26) Las Vegas Raiders (2-5) Week 8 opponent: Bye

30.(29) Miami Dolphins (1-6) Week 8 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

31.(31) Tennessee Titans (1-6) Week 8 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

32.(32) New York Jets (0-7) Week 8 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals 

Tuesday, October 21, 2025

Week 7 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2025 Edition

 Quarterback:

Biggest Winner: Bo Nix (Broncos)

Prior to the fourth quarter, Nix was set to log another underwhelming outing that made his fantasy owners once again question why they rolled him out as a QB1 during a season where he's looked like complete shit about 80% of the time. Then one of the most absurd comebacks in NFL history happened as the young, stupid Giants imploded in spectacular fashion during the final 15 minutes of the game and Nix suddenly became a fantasy hero. At the end of this madness, Nix ended up posting 279 YDS and 2 TD's through the air, 48 YDS and 2 TD's on the ground and 2 2-point conversions. The most erratic fantasy QB of 2025 should end up having another good day in Week 8 when the Broncos square off against the Cowboys porous defense.     

Honorable Mentions: Justin Herbert (Chargers), Matthew Stafford (Rams), Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

Biggest Loser: Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers)

In the first real misstep of his excellent 2025 campaign thus far, Mayfield failed to take advantage of the Lions injury-depleted secondary and had a generally pretty poor showing (228 YDS, TD, INT) in a game where the Bucs were completely outclassed by the home team for 60 minutes. Despite losing Mike Evans for the foreseeable future not even one half into his return from a hamstring injury that had kept him sidelined for the previous 3 games, it would be silly to doubt Mayfield's ability to return to elite form after this clunker.   

Dishonorable Mentions: Caleb Williams (Bears), Jared Goff (Lions), Jordan Love (Packers)

Running Back

Biggest Winner: Christian McCaffery (49ers)

Uh-oh, CMC has found his mojo as a rusher again. The 49ers back erupted for 129 YDS and 2 TD's on 24 carries while also staying busy in the passing game (7 receptions for 72 YDS) thanks to the team's continued lack of bodies at WR in a big win over the Falcons on Sunday night. It's probably not a coincidence that this run game explosion coincided with the return of George Kittle to the lineup-who had been out for the previous 5 games with a hamstring injury and it's safe to assume that CMC will continue to be a real problem for opposing defenses on the ground as long as the star tight end is out there.    

Honorable Mentions: Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions), Jonathan Taylor (Colts), Quinshon Judkins (Browns)

Biggest Loser: Ashton Jeanty (Raiders)

The Raiders mustered just 3 first downs and possessed the ball for only 17:52 in a lopsided 31-0 loss to the Chiefs, which rendered Jeanty effectively useless (34 YDS on 7 touches) in fantasy. To say that Jeanty hasn't lived up to the hype would be an understatement of massive proportions as the Raiders horrendous run-blocking and generally anemic offense has rendered this consensus top 15 fantasy pick to volatile RB2 status. Fingers crossed that Pete Caroll and Chip Kelly will be able to figure some things out during their bye this week that allows Jeanty to make more positive contributions during the final 10 games of their season.       

Dishonorable Mentions: Saquon Barkley (Eagles), Alvin Kamara (Saints), Jacory Croskey-Merritt (Commanders)

Wide Receiver

Biggest Winner: Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals)

Bengals/Steelers was one of the most thrilling shootouts the league has seen in recent years, and the biggest fantasy winner of the evening ended up being Chase. Joe Flacco relied heavily on Chase to make plays, and it paid off as he put up an insane 16/161/1 statline that helped power the Bengals to a much-needed win. Chase will look to make it two dominant showings in a row this week against the flailing Jets. 

Honorable Mentions: DeVonta Smith (Eagles), A.J. Brown (Eagles), Chris Olave (Saints)

Biggest Loser: Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins)

Tua Tagovailoa got abused by the Browns feisty defense on Sunday and his poor play trickled down to his top WR-who caught just 1-of-4 targets for 15 YDS before he hit the bench early with the rest of the first team offense in the 4th quarter to pave the way for the whippersnappers to get some run late in this blowout loss. Waddle has been pretty great on the whole since Tyreek Hill went down for the year, so don't let this dud deter you from starting him for this week's contest with the hot-and-cold Falcons. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Jameson Williams (Lions), Rome Odunze (Bears), Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers)

Tight End

Biggest Winner: Trey McBride (Cardinals)

Another Jacoby Brissett start led to another gem from McBride as he hauled in 10 catches for 74 YDS and 2 TD's in a loss to the Packers. While he hasn't quite lived up to his ADP so far, McBride's high target share in a pass-heavy offense gives him a floor that few other TE's have. He'll get the Cowboys when the struggling Cards return to action in Week 9. 

Honorable Mentions: Jake Ferguson (Cowboys), Tyler Warren (Colts), Tucker Kraft (Packers)

Biggest Loser: George Kittle (49ers)

While it was a glorious night for Kittle as a run blocker against the Falcons, he didn't do a damn thing as a pass-catcher-failing to secure either of his two targets. He'll look to regain his fantasy relevance in Week 8 against the Texans. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Sam LaPorta (Lions), Dallas Goedert (Eagles), Mason Taylor (Jets)

Defense/Special Teams

Biggest Winner: Patriots

Defense led the way for the Patriots in a 31-13 win over the Titans, logging 5 sacks, an INT and a fumble recovery by K'Lavon Chaisson that was returned for TD. The Patriots D/ST should remain a top-tier fantasy option this week when they go against the Browns low wattage offense at home.

Honorable Mentions: Browns, Texans, Chiefs

Biggest Loser: Steelers

The hopes that a date with the struggling Bengals would help fix the Steelers defensive struggles of late died a harsh death as they netted 2 sacks and 0 takeaways in a 33-31 loss. Perhaps a revenge game for their QB Aaron Rodgers against the Packers on SNF can be the catalyst for Teryl Austin's group to finally get back on track after a largely poor start to the 2025 campaign.   

Dishonorable Mentions: Chargers, Vikings, Broncos


Thursday, October 16, 2025

Seth Rogen Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Seth Rogen-whose latest project "Good Fortune" releases in theaters today. 

Seth Rogen's Filmography Ranked:

40.The Lion King (D+)

39.You, Me and Dupree (C-)

38.Monsters vs. Aliens (C-)

37.The Guilt Trip (C)

36.An American Pickle (C)

35.Take This Waltz (C)

34.Observe and Report (C)

33.For a Good Time... Call (C+)

32.The Green Hornet (B-)

31.The Super Mario Bros. Movie (B-)

30.Kung Fu Panda 4 (B-)

29.Fanboys (B)

28.Like Father (B)

27.Kung Fu Panda 3 (B)

26.Kung Fu Panda 2 (B)

25.Dumb Money (B)

24.The Fabelmans (B)

23.Chip n'Dale: Rescue Rangers (B)

22.Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (B)

21.The Interview (B)

20.Kung Fu Panda (B)

19.Paul (B+)

18.Pineapple Express (B+)

17.Sausage Party (B+)

16.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (B+)

15.Funny People (B+)

14.Neighbors (B+)

13.The Night Before (B+)

12.Steve Jobs (A-)

11.The Disaster Artist (A-)

10.Zack and Miri Make a Porno (A)

9.Long Shot (A)

8.50/50 (A)

7.Knocked Up (A)

6.This is the End (A)

5.Step Brothers (A)

4.Donnie Darko (A+)

3.The 40-Year-Old Virgin (A+)

2.Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (A+) 

1.Superbad (A+)

Top Dog: Superbad (2007)

Believe it or not, there was a time where comedy movies played in theaters and people went to see them en masse. Crazy right?! While Superbad is a movie that holds up extremely well that I've watched a bunch over the years, that first viewing in theaters on opening weekend is the first place my mind goes to whenever it's brought up. The energy that is present in a theater full of people laughing their asses off from start to finish is one of the best feelings in the world and to this day, I've never seen a movie kill to the extent that Superbad did. On top of that, it helped launch the career of Emma Stone and upped the stocks of everybody from Jonah Hill to Michael Cera to Rogen to Bill Hader. What a fucking legacy to leave behind.      

Bottom Feeder: The Lion King (2019)

The "live action" remake of The Lion King pulls off one hell of a magic trick by regurgitating the story of the animated version without a drop of the heart or soul that made it special and somehow expanding the running time by a half hour despite the film feeling like a 20-minute highlight reel. Most of the Disney live action remakes are just cash grabs, but this one in particular is so creatively bankrupt that it feels like the viewer got duped into a Bob Iger-backed pyramid scheme.       

Most Underrated: Zach and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Looking back on it, Zach and Miri Make a Porno marked the end of Kevin Smith's peak run. What makes Zach and Miri Make a Porno so special is that it threads the needle between being a lowbrow sex comedy and genuinely sweet romance. This unlikely combo works because Smith knows exactly when to focus on each of these polar opposite sides, the chemistry between Rogen and Elizabeth Banks is incredible and the supporting cast all kill their roles (especially Craig Robinson's hilarious turn as Rogen's co-worker/friend). I'd like to say that it's possible that Smith could get back to a place where he was making great movies again someday, but frankly, I just don't think his heart is in it these days.   

Most Overrated: The Fabelmans (2022)

At its best, The Fabelmans is a heartfelt, fascinating look at how a young Steven Spielberg fell in love with movies and used filmmaking as a way to escape from the messiness of his family life. At its worst, it's a grating, cornball melodrama led by an unusually showy, awards-baity performance from Michelle Williams. The latter takes up enough of the runtime to prevent the film from being great and is why I was so baffled at the amount of awards buzz it received three years ago.     

Contender for the Most Criminally Overlooked Romcom of the Last 20 Years: Long Shot (2019)

Prior to Good Fortune, the last time we got a Rogen-led comedy on the big screen was Long Shot six and a half years ago! As shitty as this prolonged drought has been, Long Shot was at least one hell of a note to go on hiatus on. This is one of the rare romcoms that is so sweet and funny throughout that you're in a complete state of euphoria once the credits roll. We need to start a petition for Rogen and Charlize Theron to work together again (beyond a quick cameo on The Studio) ASAP.  

Wednesday, October 15, 2025

2025 NFL Power Rankings: Week 7

 ()=Previous Ranking

1.(4) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-1) Week 7 opponent: Detroit Lions

2.(1) Detroit Lions (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

3.(5) Green Bay Packers (3-1-1) Week 7 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

4.(7) Indianapolis Colts (5-1) Week 7 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

5.(3) Buffalo Bills (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Bye

6.(2) Philadelphia Eagles (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

7.(10) Seattle Seahawks (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Houston Texans

8.(6) Jacksonville Jaguars (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

9.(9) Los Angeles Rams (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

10.(14) Kansas City Chiefs (3-3) Week 7 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

11.(12) Pittsburgh Steelers (4-1) Week 7 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

12.(8) San Francisco 49ers (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

13.(11) Denver Broncos (4-2) Week 7 opponent: New York Giants

14.(16) New England Patriots (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Tennessee Titans

15.(15) Minnesota Vikings (3-2) Week 7 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

16.(19) Atlanta Falcons (3-2) Week 7 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

17.(17) Los Angeles Chargers (4-2) Week 7 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

18.(13) Washington Commanders (3-3) Week 7 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

19.(20) Chicago Bears (3-2) Week 7 opponent: New Orleans Saints

20.(23) Carolina Panthers (3-3) Week 7 opponent: New York Jets

21.(21) Houston Texans (2-3) Week 7 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

22.(18) Dallas Cowboys (2-3-1) Week 7 opponent: Washington Commanders

23.(29) New York Giants (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Denver Broncos

24.(22) Arizona Cardinals (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Green Bay Packers

25.(24) Cincinnati Bengals (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

26.(31) Las Vegas Raiders (2-4) Week 7 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

27.(25) Baltimore Ravens (1-5) Week 7 opponent: Bye

28.(26) New Orleans Saints (1-5) Week 7 opponent: Chicago Bears

29.(27) Miami Dolphins (1-5) Week 7 opponent: Cleveland Browns

30.(28) Cleveland Browns (1-5) Week 7 opponent: Miami Dolphins

31.(30) Tennessee Titans (1-5) Week 7 opponent: New England Patriots

32.(32) New York Jets (0-6) Week 7 opponent: Carolina Panthers 

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Week 6 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2025 Editon

 Quarterback

Biggest Winner: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)

Mahomes put together his 2nd vintage Mahomes gem in the last 3 weeks as he absolutely tore up the Lions (257 YDS and 3 TD's through the air, 32 YDS and a TD on the ground) in a decisive SNF win that reminded the league that reports of the Chiefs demise after a slow start to 2025 have been greatly exaggerated. With Rashee Rice returning from suspension this week, the arrow on Mahomes should only continue pointing up. 

Honorable Mentions: Drake Maye (Patriots), Daniel Jones (Colts), Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

Biggest Loser: Bo Nix (Broncos)

Nix may have outdueled Justin Fields and led the Broncos to a narrow victory in a repulsive display of football in London on Sunday, but his performance was only slightly less underwhelming than his Jets counterpart. The Broncos signalcaller threw for just 174 YDS and a TD and rushed for 24 YDS on the ground against one of the worst defenses in football. Nix faces the Giants in Week 7.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Justin Fields (Jets), Matthew Stafford (Rams), Jordan Love (Packers)

Running Back

Biggest Winner: Bijan Robinson (Falcons)

There's a lot of praise to be handed out for the Falcons as they ran over the Bills for 60 minutes in a stunning upset win last night, but the best player for them all night long per usual was Mr. Bijan Robinson. The star back was unstoppable nearly every time he touched the ball, amassing a staggering 238 YDS (170 rushing, 68 receiving) on 25 touches (19 carries, 6 receptions). Robinson will look to paint another masterpiece when the Falcons take on the 49ers this Sunday night.   

Honorable Mentions: Rico Dowdle (Panthers), Cam Skattebo (Giants), Josh Jacobs (Packers)

Biggest Loser: Quinshon Judkins (Browns)

The Steelers sold out to stop the run against the Browns limp offense in Week 6, and it worked as top back Judkins logged just 36 YDS on 12 carries in yet another ugly loss for Kevin Stefanski's team. Judkins has an ideal bounceback spot in Week 7 against a Dolphins defense that has been unable to contain the run all season long.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Jacory Croskey-Merritt (Commanders), Kenneth Walker III (Seahawks), Tony Pollard (Titans)

Wide Receiver

Biggest Winner: George Pickens (Cowboys)

The Cowboys ended up falling short in a ridiculous shootout with the Panthers in Charlotte on Sunday afternoon, but Pickens more than his part to keep Dallas in the game by exploding for 168 YDS and a TD on 9 receptions. While Pickens should quiet down once CeeDee Lamb returns to the field within the next few weeks, he'll remain a locked-in weekly fantasy starter on an offense that's been among the best in football since Week 2. 

Honorable Mentions: Drake London (Falcons), Jaxson Smith-Njigba (Seahawks), Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals)

Biggest Loser: Courtland Sutton (Broncos)

For only the second time this season, Sutton faceplanted-nabbing just 1-of-3 targets for 17 on a weird day against the Jets where no Broncos receiver got more than 42 YDS. Sutton will aim to return to his usual WR2 self against the Giants in Week 7.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Puka Nacua (Rams), Garrett Wilson (Jets), Deebo Samuel (Commanders)

Tight End

Biggest Winner: Dallas Goedert (Eagles)

The only sure thing about the Eagles this season seems to be Goedert being a great fantasy performer every time he's healthy enough to suit up. A dogshit showing by the defending champs against a Giants team that was coming off a poor showing of their own in a road loss to the lowly Saints didn't hamper the veteran tight end from putting together his best game of the year thus far with 9 catches for 110 YDS and a TD. Goedert will be a TE1 for their Week 7 tilt with the Vikings. 

Honorable Mentions: Trey McBride (Cardinals), Tyler Warren (Colts), Sam LaPorta (Lions)

Biggest Loser: Juwan Johnson (Saints)

Anybody that gambled on Johnson's ability to right the ship against a Patriots defense that has gotten killed by TE's this season ate shit in a big way as the Saints TE nabbed just 2 receptions and 15 YDS and lost a crucial fumble late in the game that helped kill the Saints admirable comeback attempt. Johnson's fantasy stock has cratered over the past few weeks as he's logged just 60 YDS on 7 receptions and a lost fumble over this stretch, which makes him a cut candidate in any league that's under 14 teams. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Hunter Henry (Patriots), Mason Taylor (Jets), Kyle Pitts (Falcons)

Defense/Special Teams

Biggest Winner: Rams

On a day where their offense was surprisingly sloppy against the injury-depleted Ravens, their defense carried them to a 17-3 victory with an excellent performance (4 sacks/2 FUM REC's/1 INT). They'll be worth starting consideration once again this week when they travel across the pond to face a middling Jaguars offense.  

Honorable Mentions: Raiders, Broncos, Steelers

Biggest Loser: Eagles

Vic Fangio's group got smacked in the mouth by the Giants rookie duo of Cam Skattebo and Jaxson Dart, mustering 2 sacks and 0 takeaways in a deflating 34-17 loss. This group has been surprisingly up-and-down to start 2025 and will look to flip the script this week against a Vikings team that could be getting J.J. McCarthy back after a month-long absence with a high ankle sprain.   

Dishonorable Mentions: Packers, Chiefs, Lions

Monday, October 13, 2025

Movie Review: Roofman

"True crime" stories have surged in popularity over the last decade or so, particularly in the mediums of documentaries and serialized podcasts. Humans being drawn to stories of their fellow man committing weird, elaborate and/or heinous illegal acts over a sustained period of time is hardly a new concept, this just happens to be the latest evolution of this likely eternal phenomenon. One of the more unbelievable stories out there that was practically begging to be told in this format is that of Jeffrey Manchester aka the Roofman. 

Manchester's life of crime began in November 1998 when he started traveling the country and robbing McDonald's locations by cutting holes in their notoriously flimsy roofs in the middle of the night, waiting until the employees working the opening shift arrived and then after ushering them into the walk-in freezer at gunpoint, made out with all of the cash in the register. Manchester is believed to have robbed somewhere in the range of 40-60 McDonald's before being apprehended in North Carolina in May 2000. He was convicted of robbing two McDonald's shortly after and was sentenced to 45 years in prison.

What happened in the next chapter of Manchester's criminal career is somehow even crazier. In June 2004, he broke out of Brown Creek Correctional Institution in Polkton, North Carolina by hiding in the undercarriage of a delivery truck that frequently delivered materials to the prison metal shop in which he worked. After his successful escape, he hitchhiked to Charlotte and took up residence in the backroom of a Toys "R" Us location and survived on nothing but the food and drinks that were in the store (mostly candy, baby food and water) and stole merchandise to pawn off to make some cash while he laid low. Eventually, he backs off his plan to simply hide in the shadows by venturing into public under the alias of "Jeff Zorn"-a divorced man from New York City with a classified government job during the day before returning to his Toys "R" Us hideout at night. "Jeff" gets so comfortable with his new identity that he even begins to date a divorced mother of two named Leigh Wainscott that he meet through a Presbyterian Church he started to attend. After several months of bliss as "Jeff Zorn" and a series of boneheaded mistakes that tipped off the authorities to his whereabouts, Manchester got apprehended again in January 2005 and is currently expected to be in jail until at least 2036.

A story like this is completely unique in the world of true crime as it's not only brazen and stranger-than-fiction but focuses on someone that doesn't display the typical behavior of a serial thief (many of the employees from the McDonald's Manchester robbed pointed out his gentle demeanor and the kindness he showed them during the robberies). This hook made Manchester's story an ideal candidate to receive a full-blown dramatized movie treatment, and it got one in Roofman.

Roofman isn't a simple play-by-play of what Manchester-who is portrayed here by Channing Tatum-did during this uh, eventful period of his life. In fact, only about a quarter of the film is dedicated to his crimes and prison break. What co-writer/director Derek Cianfrance (Blue Valentine, The Place Beyond the Pines) is more interested in Manchester's relationship with Wainscott-who is played by Kristen Dunst. It's a great way to center humanity in this telling of the story as their relationship represents a sign of hope for both parties. For Manchester, it's a second chance at domestic bliss after his ex-wife (Melonie Diaz) and kids cut off contact with him after he got sent to prison against his wishes. For Wainscott, it's an eagerness to find love again after finally getting out of a loveless marriage of nearly 20 years. For a while, their relationship is really lovely and provides them both with exactly what they needed at that moment in time. When the brutal truth comes out about that "Jeff Zorn" is just a facade covering up the sins of Manchester, it's heartbreaking as the lie that their relationship was built on did indeed have real feelings of love and healing sitting right below its dishonest surface. Tatum and Dunst do a really tremendous job of making their character's intentions feel pure and both the highs and lows of their whirlwind relationship pack a sincere emotional punch that is grounded in reality.

The other aspect of Roofman that is really fascinating is the portrayal of Manchester himself. There's a version of this movie where the harshness of reality is removed and he's just a nice guy caught in a shitty situation beyond his control. What Cianfrance and Tatum do instead is make him an affable guy deserving of empathy without bending over backwards to exonerate him of his crimes. This balancing act is exactly why Tatum was such perfect casting for Cianfrance's telling of Manchester's story. As Manchester's army buddy/fake ID-related documents supplier Steve (LaKeith Stanfield) says to him near the end of the film, Manchester cares too much about other people to be a good criminal. Tatum embodies the spirit of that line fully by being a really charming, genuine guy whose bad decisions caused him to hurt people he cares about, and he now has to forever live with the far-reaching consequences of his actions. Redemption just never comes as easy as Manchester hopes it will and despite probably knowing that deep down, his continued pursuit of it is what ultimately lands him back in jail. It's really a story of writing your tragic fate above all else and that's not a text that very many people outside of Cianfrance would've elected to explore in a story that has so many absurd/insane elements to it. 

As "true crime" stories continue to populate screens of all sizes in the years to come, here's to hoping that more projects will be able to find the human side to these stories that's usually pushed aside in favor of sensationism and exploitation. Admittedly, that will be a hard ask for stories that lack the clear pathway that Roofman has into exploring these things and a writer/director with the emotional honesty of Cianfrance bringing it to life. But there's something particularly rewarding and almost refreshingly old-fashioned about using the plights and feelings of real people as the driver of these crazy stories that could help turn this subgenre into something more meaningful moving forward.                                      
                                
Grade: B 

Thursday, October 9, 2025

Quick Movie Reviews: One Battle After Another, The Smashing Machine, Bone Lake, Play Dirty

One Battle After Another: I punted on writing a full One Battle After Another review last week and honestly, I'm glad that I did. It would've been difficult to articulate the biggest issues I had with the film without delving heavily into spoilers in a lengthier review and I had no interest in tapdancing around them with a few vague paragraphs that didn't really say much of anything useful. I'll just leave at this: One Battle After Another is a good movie that has some electrifying sequences, strong performances (Key supporting players Benicio del Toro and Regina Hall steal the show with their often hilarious degree of calmness under pressure and quiet pain respectively) and wisely portrays white nationalists as the bumbling, insecure babies that they are, but the scattershot first act and not at allbuying the actions of Chase Infinti's character in the film's final scene caused it to fall short of greatness in my eyes. Feel free to taunt me in March when it wins Best Picture and at least a half dozen more awards at the Oscars.     

Grade: B

The Smashing Machine: Using the 2002 HBO documentary of the same name as inspiration, Benny Safdie's The Smashing Machine wants to make the viewer feel like they are in the room with MMA legend Mark Kerr as he becomes a multi-time champion, battles an opioid addiction and eventually, makes his return to fighting after getting sober over a 4-year period from 1997-2000. Safdie achieves this by deploying mostly handheld camerawork, a sound mix that feels more like live theater than a movie and trusting his cast led by Dwayne Johnson as Kerr and Emily Blunt as Kerr's longtime partner Dawn Staples to step into the dark, painful places these people were at during these times. This visceral intimacy Safdie provides is a great idea that works very well at times thanks to how well Johnson and Blunt embody their character's individual struggles that were made worse by the toxicity of their codependent yet often loveless relationship. Ironically, the documentary-esque approach that powers the best parts of the movie also ends up being its Achillies heel as it's so deliberately fragmented in its presentation that these characters and Kerr's journey is never developed enough for it to pack the significant emotional punch that Safdie is aiming for. Despite its mixed bag execution, Safdie deserves credit for trusting Johnson to take on his first dramatic role in over a decade at a time in his career when nobody else would've given him such an opportunity and having the courage to take a big swing that is unlike anything else in his filmography for his first solo directorial effort.        

Grade: B-

Bone Lake: While Bone Lake definitely could've dove further into the dumpster, it's still a surprisingly stylish exercise in sex, violence and deceit that smartly ratchets up the trash level until it reaches a bloody fever pitch in its banger of a final act. More purehearted vintage camp genre features like this on the big screen please.        

Grade: B

Play Dirty: Shane Black's comeback vehicle feels even less like one of his movies than The Predator did. There's quite a few choppily edited, CGI-fueled action sequences, the dialogue is very light on sharp zingersm and the tone is much more in line with modern Hollywood action comedies than the noir-inspired dark comedic buddy movies he's best known for directing. Remarkably, Play Dirty is able to harness a goofy energy through its preposterous, somewhat convoluted heist-meets-revenge narrative and committed performances from Mark Wahlberg as the stoic, principled killer thief Parker, LaKeith Stanfield as Parker's theater-obsessed partner-in-crime Grofield and Rosa Salazar as a morally ambiguous thief that Parker and Grofield reluctantly team with for a life-changing score in New York City that keeps things relatively engaging no matter how messy or silly it gets.       

Grade: B-

Wednesday, October 8, 2025

2025 NFL Power Rankings: Week 6

 ()=Previous Ranking

1.(3) Detroit Lions (4-1) Week 5 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs 

2.(1) Philadelphia Eagles (4-1) Week 5 opponent: New York Giants

3.(2) Buffalo Bills (4-1) Week 5 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

4.(7) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-1) Week 5 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

5.(5) Green Bay Packers (2-1-1) Week 5 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

6.(10) Jacksonville Jaguars (4-1) Week 5 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

7.(11) Indianapolis Colts (4-1) Week 5 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

8.(13) San Francisco 49ers (4-1) Week 5 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

9.(4) Los Angeles Rams (3-2) Week 5 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

10.(9) Seattle Seahawks (3-2) Week 5 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

11.(15) Denver Broncos (3-2) Week 5 opponent: New York Jets 

12.(12) Pittsburgh Steelers (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Cleveland Browns

13.(16) Washington Commanders (3-2) Week 5 opponent: Chicago Bears

14.(8) Kansas City Chiefs (2-3) Week 5 opponent: Detroit Lions

15.(17) Minnesota Vikings (3-2) Week 5 opponent: Bye 

16.(21) New England Patriots (3-2) Week 5 opponent: New Orleans Saints

17.(6) Los Angeles Chargers (3-2) Week 5 opponent: Miami Dolphins

18.(23) Dallas Cowboys (2-2-1) Week 5 opponent: Carolina Panthers

19.(19) Atlanta Falcons (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Buffalo Bills

20.(20) Chicago Bears (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Washington Commanders

21.(22) Houston Texans (2-3) Week 5 opponent: Bye

22.(18) Arizona Cardinals (2-3) Week 5 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

23.(27) Carolina Panthers (2-3) Week 5 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

24.(24) Cincinnati Bengals (2-3) Week 5 opponent: Green Bay Packers

25.(14) Baltimore Ravens (1-4) Week 5 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

27.(31) New Orleans Saints (1-4) Week 5 opponent: New England Patriots

27.(26) Miami Dolphins (1-4) Week 5 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

28.(29) Cleveland Browns (1-4) Week 5 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

29.(25) New York Giants (1-4) Week 5 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

30.(32) Tennessee Titans (1-4) Week 5 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

31.(28) Las Vegas Raiders (1-4) Week 5 opponent: Tennessee Titans

32.(30) New York Jets (0-5) Week 5 opponent: Denver Broncos

Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Week 5 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2025 Edition

Quarterback

Biggest Winner: Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

Prescott didn't have to work too hard to dismantle the Jets horrendous defense on Sunday afternoon, throwing for 237 YDS and 4 TD's and rushing for 28 YDS on 7 carries. The Cowboys QB has returned to the elite QB1 form he showed in 2023 and could be in line to feast for a 4th straight game against the Panthers in Week 6. 

Honorable Mentions: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs), Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers), Justin Fields (Jets)

Biggest Loser: Drake Maye (Patriots)

There's no better example of the disconnect between the real game and fantasy football than Maye ending up in this slot after leading the Patriots to an upset win over the Bills that is being hailed as his brightest moment in the pros to date thanks to being held to 285 scoreless YDS (273 passing, 12 rushing). A return to the endzone (and fantasy relevance) feels very likely when the Pats take on the frisky but not overly talented Saints in Week 6. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Justin Herbert (Chargers), Kyler Murray (Cardinals), Daniel Jones (Colts)

Running Back

Biggest Winner: Rico Dowdle (Panthers)

Stepping in for the injured Chuba Hubbard, Dowdle absolutely obliterated the Dolphins porous run defense for a whopping 206 YDS and a TD on 23 carries. He added another 28 YDS on 3 receptions to pad what will surely go down as one of the most ludicrous statlines of the 2025 season. What his role will be once Hubbard returns remains unclear right now, but one thing is for sure: the people who picked up Dowdle in an act of sheer desperation late last week entered a state of unexpected euphoria on Sunday and this humble act of public service is something that nobody will ever be able to take away from him.      

Honorable Mentions: Jonathan Taylor (Colts), Kyren Williams (Rams), Javonte Williams (Cowboys)

Biggest Loser: James Cook (Bills)

One of the biggest reasons the Patriots were able to come out of Orchard Park with the win on Sunday was their success in neutralizing Cook. The Bills versatile backfield weapon was blanked in the passing game and picked up just 49 YDS on 15 carries on a night where a splash play or two from him could've flipped the outcome of this divisional rockfight. Cook has a date with the Falcons in Week 6.     

Dishonorable Mentions: TrVeyon Henderson (Patriots), Woody Marks (Texans), R.J. Harvey (Broncos)

Wide Receiver

Biggest Winner: Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers)

Egbuka cleared his previous career high once again with a dominant performance (7/163/1, 1 2 PT-CNV) that helped the Bucs eke out a win in an electrifying shootout with the Seahawks. The concerns about his target share being cut once Mike Evans returns from his hamstring injury are decreasing with each passing day as the rookie continues to deliver week after week. Egbuka will be a WR1/2 play for this week's contest with the 49ers. 

Honorable Mentions: Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals), Jaxson Smith-Njiba (Seahawks), Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins)

Biggest Loser: Jameson Williams (Lions)

Williams simply never got involved in the Lions win over the Bengals, catching his lone target for 9 YDS and gaining 1 YD on 1 carry. No need to panic just yet as the splash play specialist is suspectable to duds like this from time to time. Williams should be a solid WR3 option for their big time Week 6 SNF showdown with the Chiefs.   

Dishonorable Mentions: Jerry Jeudy (Browns), Quentin Johnston (Chargers), Jakobi Meyers (Raiders)

Tight End

Biggest Winner: Jake Ferguson (Cowboys)

Ferguson was very active in the Cowboys breeze of a win over the Jets, catching 7 passes for 49 YDS and a pair of TD's. The veteran tight end should remain a focal point of their passing attack as long as CeeDee Lamb remains on the shelf with a high ankle sprain.  

Honorable Mentions: Sam LaPorta (Lions), Darren Waller (Dolphins), Sam LaPorta (Lions)

Biggest Loser: Zach Ertz (Commanders)

The return of Jayden Daniels and continued absence of Terry McLaurin didn't help Ertz at all as he failed to catch his lone target and ended up with the dreaded goose egg against the Chargers. Ertz faces the Bears poor, injury-depleted defense in Week 6.   

Dishonorable Mentions: Juwan Johnson (Saints), Mark Andrews (Ravens), Trey McBride (Cardinals)

Defense/Special Teams:

Biggest Winner: Colts

The Raiders floundering offense and special teams had another rough showing this week, surrendering 4 sacks, 2 INT and a blocked punt to the Colts in a deflating 40-6 loss in Indy. The Colts D/ST has been one of the biggest pleasant surprises of the opening stretch in 2025 and deserve to be rostered in all leagues right now.   

Honorable Mentions: Texans, Lions, Cardinals

Biggest Loser: Vikings

While it wasn't an awful showing by any stretch, you'd just expect a Brian Flores defense to cause more problems for a rookie QB (Dillon Gabriel) making his first career start than sacking him twice and forcing 0 turnovers in a 21-17 win. The Vikings could be a shaky start when they return to action in Week 7 versus the Eagles. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Eagles, Ravens, Seahawks

Monday, October 6, 2025

Channing Tatum Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Channing Tatum-whose latest project "Roofman" releases in theaters Thursday night. 

Channing Tatum's Filmography Ranked:

34.Jupiter Ascending (F)

33.Haywire (D)

32.Havoc (D+)

31.The Dilemma (D+)

30.Hail, Caesar! (D+) 

29.Dog (C-)

28.The Eagle (C)

27.The Book of Life (B-)

26.Fly Me to the Moon (B-)

25.Public Enemies (B-)

24.G.I. Joe: Retaliation (B-)

23.G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (B-)

22.Deadpool & Wolverine (B-)

21.Step Up (B-)

20.The Lost City (B)

19.Stop-Loss (B)

18.White House Down (B)

17.The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (B)

16.Side Effects (B)

15.Foxcatcher (B)

14.Magic Mike's Last Dance (B)

13.Free Guy (B)

12.Logan Lucky (B)

11.Magic Mike (B)

10.Coach Carter (B+)

9.Kingsman: The Golden Circle (B+)

8.Bullet Train (B+)

7.Blink Twice (B+)

6.Magic Mike XXL (B+)

5.The Lego Movie (B+)

4.The Hateful Eight (A)

3.21 Jump Street (A)

2.This is the End (A)

1.22 Jump Street (A)

Top Dog: 22 Jump Street (2014)

Going back to the meta satire well proved to be particularly fruitful for Phil Lord and Chris Miller with 22 Jump Street. The sequel-which takes aim at the very concept of movie sequels-manages to be even funnier than the original thanks to another large collection of incredible, inspired gags and an even stronger showing from the elite buddy comedy duo of Jonah Hill and Tatum.  

Bottom Feeder: Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Jupiter Ascending is an example of The Wachowski's signature bold experimentation backfiring spectacularly. The narrative is sprawling to the point where it quickly becomes completely incoherent, the tone is insufferably cheesy even by science fiction standards and while no member of the cast covers themselves in glory, Eddie Redmayne is the negative standout as he delivers what sincerely may be the most laughable cartoonish overacting I've ever seen in my life as the film's villain Balem Abrasax.     

Most Underrated: Magic Mike XXL (2015)

What's so cool about the Magic Mike trilogy is that each film has its own unique tone and story to tell that reflected where Tatum's titular stripper/furniture builder/choreographer was at that point in his life. While I think all of them are worthwhile movies, the middle installment Magic Mike XXL is the top highlight. Tatum and his collaborators Reid Carolin and Gregory Jacobs are somehow able to turn a movie about a group of aging male strippers embarking on a road trip from Tampa Bay to Myrtle Beach to end their careers with a performance at a high-profile stripping convention into a fun, life-affirming hangout movie that celebrates the power of friendship, artistic expression and making women feel seen and respected.    

Most Overrated: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

Despite Hugh Jackman's spirited return as Wolverine and some very funny moments including an incredible on-brand opening sequence that pokes fun of Jackman returning to his career-defining role after his planned swan song in Logan, Deadpool & Wolverine is an utterly sauceless affair that doesn't ever shake the feeling of being an exercise in safe, point-and-clap nostalgia porn designed to win back the MCU fans who had begun to turn on Kevin Feige's comic book movie empire after the majority of the projects they released from 2021-23 were met with polarized-to-negative reactions. I'll take messy shit that has personality and a real vision behind them like Eternals, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and Thor: Love and Thunder over Shawn Levy's bland, pandering semi-competency any day of the week.    

Way Too Early Oscars Predictions: 2025 Edition

Ushering in the month of October means it's time to start chucking shit against the wall and hoping it sticks in terms of forecasting the upcoming Oscar races. At the moment, it feels like a two-horse race for Best Picture between Paul Thomas Anderson's cinephile favorite One Battle After Another and Chloe Zhao's fall festival circuit MVP Hamnet while the acting/directing races appear to be endearingly wide open with the exception of Best Actress where Hamnet star Jessie Buckley is already effectively a lock to take home her first Oscar.   

As always, it needs to be pointed out that there are several potential contending titles that have yet to be publicly screened including Marty Supreme, Avatar: Fire and Ash, Is This Thing On?, Song Sung Blue and Ella McCay and the reactions to these titles once they screen could have a significant impact on how these races will shake out in the coming months. Without further ado, here are my far too early predictions for this year's Oscars minus Best Original Song and the Short Film categories. 

*Indicates the predicted winner 

Best Picture:

Avatar: Fire and Ash

Bugonia

Hamnet

It Was Just an Accident

Jay Kelly

Marty Supreme

One Battle After Another* 

Sentimental Value

Sinners

Wicked: For Good

Best Director:

Paul Thomas Anderson, One Battle After Another*

Ryan Coogler, Sinners

Jafar Panahi, It Was Just an Accident

Joachim Trier, Sentimental Value

Chloe Zhao, Hamnet

Best Actor:

Leonardo DiCaprio, One Battle After Another*

Dwayne Johnson, The Smashing Machine

Wagner Moura, The Secret Agent

Jesse Plemons, Bugonia

Jeremy Allen White, Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere

Best Actress:

Jessie Buckley, Hamnet*

Rose Byrne, If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You

Cynthia Erivo, Wicked: For Good

Renate Reinsve, Sentimental Value

Emma Stone, Bugonia

Best Supporting Actor:

Paul Mescal, Hamnet

Sean Penn, One Battle After Another

Adam Sandler, Jay Kelly

Stellan Skarsgard, Sentimental Value*

Jeremy Strong, Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere

Best Supporting Actress:

Emily Blunt, The Smashing Machine

Elle Fanning, Sentimental Value

Ariana Grande, Wicked: For Good*

Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas, Sentimental Value 

Teyana Taylor, One Battle After Another

Best Original Screenplay:

It Was Just an Accident

Jay Kelly

Marty Supreme

Sentimental Value

Sinners*

Best Adapted Screenplay:

Bugonia

Hamnet*

No Other Choice

One Battle After Another

Wake Up Dead Man

Best Casting:

Hamnet

One Battle After Another*

Sentimental Value

Sinners

Wicked: For Good

Best Animated Feature:

Arco

KPop: Demon Hunters*

Little Amelie or the Character of Rain

Scarlet  

Zootopia 2 

Best Documentary Feature:

The Alabama Solution

Cover-Up

The Perfect Neighbor*

Predators

The Tale of Silyan 

Best International Feature:

It Was Just an Accident

No Other Choice

The Secret Agent

Sentimental Value*

The Voice of Hind Rajab

Best Cinematography:

Frankenstein 

Hamnet

One Battle After Another

Sinners*

Train Dreams

Best Film Editing:

F1

Hamnet

Marty Supreme

One Battle After Another*

Sinners

Best Costume Design:

Frankenstein*

Hamnet

Kiss of the Spider Woman

Sinners

Wicked: For Good

Best Makeup and Hairstyling:

Bugonia

Frankenstein*

The Smashing Machine

Sinners

Wicked: For Good

Best Production Design:

Avatar: Fire and Ash

Frankenstein*

Hamnet

Sinners

Wicked: For Good

Best Score:

Frankenstein

Hamnet

One Battle After Another

Sinners*

Wicked: For Good

Best Sound:

Avatar: Fire and Ash

F1*

One Battle After Another

Sinners

Wicked: For Good

Best Visual Effects:

Avatar: Fire and Ash*

F1

The Fantastic Four: First Steps

Superman

Wicked: For Good

Wednesday, October 1, 2025

2025 NFL Power Rankings: Week 5

()=Previous Ranking

1.(1) Philadelphia Eagles (4-0) Week 5 opponent: Denver Broncos

2.(2) Buffalo Bills (4-0) Week 5 opponent: New England Patriots

3.(3) Detroit Lions (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

4.(7) Los Angeles Rams (3-1) Week 5 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

5.(5) Green Bay Packers (2-1-1) Week 5 opponent: Bye

6.(4) Los Angeles Chargers (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Washington Commanders

7.(6) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Seattle Seahawks 

8.(9) Kansas City Chiefs (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

9.(13) Seattle Seahawks (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

10.(19) Jacksonville Jaguars (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

11.(10) Indianapolis Colts (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

12.(15) Pittsburgh Steelers (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Bye

13.(11) San Francisco 49ers (3-1) Week 5 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

14.(8) Baltimore Ravens (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Houston Texans

15.(16) Denver Broncos (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

16.(12) Washington Commanders (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

17.(14) Minnesota Vikings (2-2) Week 5 opponent; Cleveland Browns

18.(17) Arizona Cardinals (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

19.(20) Atlanta Falcons (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Bye

20.(21) Chicago Bears (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Bye

21.(23) New England Patriots (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Buffalo Bills

22.(24) Houston Texans (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

23.(25) Dallas Cowboys (1-2-1) Week 5 opponent: New York Jets

24.(18) Cincinnati Bengals (2-2) Week 5 opponent: Detroit Lions

25.(27) New York Giants (1-3) Week 5 opponent: New Orleans Saints

26.(29) Miami Dolphins (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Carolina Panthers

27.(22) Carolina Panthers (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Miami Dolphins

28.(28) Las Vegas Raiders (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

29.(26) Cleveland Browns (1-3) Week 5 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

30.(30) New York Jets (0-4) Week 5 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

31.(32) New Orleans Saints (0-4) Week 5 opponent: New York Giants

32.(31) Tennessee Titans (0-4) Week 5 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Week 4 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2025 Edition

Quarterback

Biggest Winner: Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

No CeeDee Lamb, no problem for Prescott (for this week at least). The Cowboys signalcaller diced up the Packers for 319 YDS and 3 TD's and even dialed back the clock by scoring a 4th TD on a 2-YD QB draw in a thrilling SNF shootout that ended in a tie. Prescott has been pretty great to start the year and will most likely keep rolling in Week 5 when the 'Boys travel to East Rutherford to take on the wayward Jets.  

Honorable Mentions: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs), Justin Fields (Jets), Bo Nix (Broncos)

Biggest Loser: Justin Herbert (Chargers)

The Madison Beer bump may be over folks. Largely fueled by an offensive line that could not contain the Giants pass rush, Herbert was pretty ineffective during Sunday's loss in the Meadowlands-throwing for 203 YDS/1 TD/2 INT's, rushing for 24 YDS and adding a 2-PT CNV with his legs late in the 4th quarter. Herbert and his now Joe Alt-less line will look for redemption in Week 5 against a Commanders defense that has gotten torched by the pass throughout the first month of the season. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Jared Goff (Lions), Caleb Williams (Bears), Daniel Jones (Colts)

Running Back

Biggest Winner: Ashton Jeanty (Raiders)

A banged-up Bears defense that has been absolutely horrendous against the run to start the season presented Jeanty with the breakout game opportunity his fantasy managers had been waiting for. The rookie delivered in this dream spot and then some, turning 21 carries into a 138 YDS and a TD and catching a pair of passes for 17 YDS that just so happened to earn him an additional two trips to the endzone. His lone blemish came on a fumble on the Raiders first drive of the game, but nobody is going to complain about him losing 2 points after he stuffed the stat sheet in the way that he did. Jeanty will look to carry the momentum from his 1st strong game as a pro into another plus matchup against the Colts in Week 5.   

Honorable Mentions: Josh Jacobs (Packers), Bijan Robinson (Falcons), Omarion Hampton (Chargers)

Biggest Loser: David Montgomery (Lions)

The stout Browns run D completely bottled-up Montgomery to the point where the Lions barely gave him the ball even after they broke the game open in the second half, which left him with one of the worst statlines you'll see from a back this season (9 CAR, 12 YDS). Montgomery should be more involved and productive versus the Bengals mess of a defense this Sunday afternoon. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Derrick Henry (Ravens), Trey Benson (Cardinals), Jacory Croskey-Merritt (Commanders) 

Wide Receiver

Biggest Winner: Puka Nacua (Rams)

The NFL's most unheralded star WR put together a masterpiece on Sunday against the Colts, shredding their hapless secondary for 170 YDS and a TD on 13 receptions. Unleashing a route-runner this sharp in a Sean McVay offense is just mean and as long as Nacua remains healthy, he'll be an elite weekly WR1 play.  

Honorable Mentions: George Pickens (Cowboys), Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions), DK Metcalf (Steelers)

Biggest Loser: Ladd McConkey (Chargers)

Naturally, Herbert's rough afternoon against the Giants further ratcheted up the frustration surrounding the shocking disappearing act that McConkey has been pulling to start his sophomore season as he only managed to catch 1 of his 6 targets for 11 YDS. How McConkey has gone from the Chargers most reliable pass-catcher to a clear third wheel behind Quentin Johnston and Keenan Allen in 9 months' time is beyond anyone who isn't employed by the team's comprehension and it's fair to say that he's the single biggest disappointment in fantasy so far this given his top 25 ADP in all formats. The aforementioned horse shit Commanders pass D presents McConkey with a great opportunity to finally break out of his early season slump.    

Dishonorable Mentions: A.J. Brown (Eagles), Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals), DeVonta Smith (Eagles)

Tight End

Biggest Winner: Dallas Goedert (Eagles)

There was only one pass-catcher on the Eagles who made it out of Sunday's ugly win against the Bucs in which Jalen Hurts failed to complete a pass in the second half with a good statline and that individual was Goedert. The Eagles starting tight end only caught 4 balls for 37 YDS, but he was able to spice up those pedestrian reception and yardage totals by finding the endzone twice. As volatile as the Eagles passing attack is, Goedert's status as a top redzone target will keep him fantasy relevant whenever he suits up to play.     

Honorable Mentions: Tyler Warren (Colts), Kyle Pitts (Falcons), Jake Ferguson (Cowboys)

Biggest Loser: David Njoku (Browns)

Njoku's cold start to 2025 hit a new low as he caught 2-of-3 targets for 11 YDS on a day where Joe Flacco got the shit kicked out of him by the Lions nearly every time he dropped back to pass. The veteran tight end will be a shaky starting option when the Browns travel over to London to take on the Vikings and Brian Flores' unpredictable defense this Sunday.

Dishonorable Mentions: Juwan Johnson (Saints), Sam LaPorta (Lions), Zach Ertz (Commanders)

Defense/Special Teams

Biggest Winner: Lions

As I just mentioned above, the Lions defense ran over Joe Flacco and co. this past Sunday-logging 3 sacks, 2 INT and a FUM REC in a 34-10 victory. A Kalif Raymond punt return TD early in the 4th quarter when the game was already well in hand served as a nice little bonus for every Lions D/ST owner that was already elated by their performance. A date with the bumbling Jake Browning-led Bengals is up next for the Lions. 

Honorable Mentions: Eagles, Texans, Steelers

Biggest Loser: Packers

What the hell happened to the supposedly vaunted Packers defense in Week 4? Save for Micah Parsons' game-saving sack of Dak Prescott in OT, Jeff Hafley's group looked completely helpless as the Cowboys moved the ball down the field with ease and hung 38 points on them (the other two points in this 40-40 tie came on the Cowboys return of a blocked extra point in the 2nd quarter). They're a good bet to get back into the good graces of fantasy players when they return to action against the Bengals in Week 6.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Ravens, Vikings, Bills

Monday, September 29, 2025

Dwayne Johnson Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Dwayne Johnson-whose latest project "The Smashing Machine" releases in theaters on Thursday. 

Dwayne Johnson's Filmography Ranked:

35.Be Cool (F)

34.Southland Tales (D-)

33.Empire State (D+)

32.San Andereas (D+) 

31.The Scorpion King (C-)

30.Moana (C-)

29.Red One (C)

28.Black Adam (C)

27.Red Notice (C)

26.Skyscraper (C)

25.DC League of Super-Pets (B-)

24.Doom (B-)

23.Faster (B-)

22.Hercules (B-)

21.G.I. Joe: Retaliation (B-) 

20.Jungle Cruise (B-)

19.The Mummy Returns (B-)

18.Baywatch (B-)

17.Rampage (B)

16.Fighting With My Family (B)

15.Walking Tall (B)

14.Snitch (B)

13.Get Smart (B)

12.Central Intelligence (B+)

11.Gridiron Gang (B+)

10.Fast and Furious 6 (B+)

9.Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (B+)

8.Hobbs & Shaw (A-)

7.Jumanji: The Next Level (A-)

6.The Rundown (A)

5.The Fate of the Furious (A)

4.The Other Guys (A)

3.Furious 7 (A)

2.Pain & Gain (A)

1.Fast Five (A)

Top Dog: Fast Five (2011)

What makes Fast Five the peak of the Fast and the Furious franchise to me is that it marked the perfect balance between its origins as a humble street racing movie and the proudly over-the-top globetrotting pseudo-superhero franchise it eventually morphed into. The specifics of the plot and the huge climactic setpiece where the crew is dragging a bank vault through the streets of Rio de Janeiro are just ridiculous enough to feel like a natural extension of what the team were up to in the first four films and this perfect tonal balance paired with Justin Lin's electrifying direction and Johnson's stern, snarky Luke Hobbs entering the fold to challenge the way "The Family" conducts business makes it one of the most delightfully fun spectacles released this century.        

Bottom Feeder: Be Cool (2005)

Happy 20th anniversary to the historic turd that is Be Cool! An F. Gary Gray-directed film starring a number of magnetic, talented performers (John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Johnson, Vince Vaughn, Danny DeVito, Harvey Keitel, Cedric the Entertainer) shouldn't be this embarrassingly unfunny and painful to sit through! Here's to another 20 years of sucking shit and making Zoolander 2 look like a masterful comedy sequel by comparison!  

Most Underrated: Pain & Gain (2013)

I remain steadfast in my belief that this is a funnier, more biting satirical takedown of the unattainable illusion that is the "American Dream" and shameless material excess serving as the ultimate symbol of personal success than The Wolf of Wall Street. Michael Bay's signature scuzzy, hyperactive direction is the perfect vessel to deliver this warped fact-based story about three lunkhead Miami bodybuilders (Mark Wahlberg, Johnson, Anthony Mackie-all giving career-best turns) whose plan to extort a wealthy businessman (Tony Shalhoub) goes awry in spectacular fashion and the script from Stephen McFeeley and Christopher Markus does a tremendous job of conveying just how doomed and silly the protagonists pursuit of "the good life" was from the start.       

Most Overrated: Moana (2016)

This isn't a completely fair pick as Moana never even comes close to sinking to the same deep level of obnoxiousness as Frozen does, and is unquestionably out of my wheelhouse. At the same time, Lin Manuel-Miranda's songs are reliably grating and the consensus opinion on this is higher than just about any other animated film released in the past 15 years, which is enough for me to declare it overrated. 

Friday, September 26, 2025

Movie Review: A Big Bold Beautiful Journey

 

There's such a steady stream of gossip about movies being pedaled on the internet these days that it would be irresponsible and inadvisable to accept the vast majority of this information at face value. However, there are instances where a studio's handling of a certain film presents some concerns that validate these whispers and A Big Bold Beautiful Journey is one of those cases. First off, Sony's promotional campaign was limited to in-theater trailers and a handful of joint press appearances from stars Colin Farrell and Margot Robbie. Secondly, despite boasting a prime late September release date, being headlined by a pair of Oscar-nominated actors with name recognition and having a splashy writer/director team (Seth Reiss-who co-wrote The Menu, arthouse darling Kogonada-who directed Columbus and After Yang) behind it, it skipped the fall festival circuit entirely. This combination led to a lack of juice for a wide release that was notable even by today's standards where the majority of movies come and go from theaters with little fanfare.  After seeing A Big Bold Beautiful Journey last weekend, I can't say that I fault Sony at all for their handling of it as the film just doesn't work at all.

As the title indicates, A Big Bold Beautiful Journey is a film that aspires to be a sweeping romantic tale. It aims to achieve this by bringing together a pair of strangers (Farrell, Robbie) who've sabotaged every relationship they've ever been in then taking them on a fantastical road trip via a magical GPS that forces them to confront various painful moments from their past with the hopes that the perspective they gain from looking back at their past traumas/failures will allow them to find the love that's long alluded them both with each other. It's a refreshingly strange conceit for a movie that had the potential to be a really moving, subversive love story. The execution just happens to be so shockingly bland for something that's so inherently original that it was DOA before the titular adventure even begun.  

The boring nature of the movie is primarily driven by how poor the pairing of Farrell and Robbie as the prospective couple proves to be. While Reiss' cornball dialogue and Kogonada's stiff direction certainly don't help matters, sharper writing or direction couldn't have saved the lack of true chemistry that exists between these two. At best, they feel like two cordial co-workers who could stumble into a one-night stand after an office party if they had both taken enough trips to the punch bowl. I'm not naive enough to pretend that people with tepid connections don't end up getting married all the time, but having a "fuck it, let's be together" relationship serve as the emotional center of a whimsical romance that's supposed to be about two hurt people who were too afraid to open their hearts finally choosing to surrender to the power of true love is laughably unconvincing. What's ironic is that off-camera Farrell and Robbie appear to like each other just fine, so this might just be a case of talented actors not being able to dig into their tool chest and produce the sparks required to sell an undeniable romance on screen.

When Sony spent $50 million on the rights to produce A Big Bold Beautiful Journey back in May 2023, they probably never envisioned that it would turn into the "what the hell happened?!?" movie of the year among cinephiles and completely fizzle out at the box office (the total gross as of Wednesday of is a measly $4.43 mil). Alas, that's just how creative endeavors pan out sometimes and hopefully the brass won't use the shoulder shrugs and blank faces this film was mostly met with to scare themselves from taking chances on other unique original projects in the future.                        

Grade: C-

Thursday, September 25, 2025

Regina Hall Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Regina Hall-whose latest project "One Battle After Another" is in theaters today. 

Regina Hall's Filmography Ranked:

23.O'Dessa (D)

22.First Sunday (D+)

21.King's Ransom (D+)

20.Naked (C-)

19.The Honeymooners (C)

18.Little (C+)

17.Me Time (C+)

16.Malibu's Most Wanted (C+)

15.About Last Night (B-)

14.Love & Basketball (B-)

13.Scary Movie 4 (B-)

12.Support the Girls (B-)

11.Vacation (B)

10.Scary Movie 2 (B)

9.Barbershop: The Next Cut (B)

8.Shaft (B)

7.Girls Trip (B)

6.Death at a Funeral (B)

5.Scary Movie 3 (B)

4.Scary Movie (B)

3.The Hate U Give (B)

2.Honk For Jesus. Save Your Soul. (B+)

1.Law Abiding Citizen (B+)

Top Dog: Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

Few basic cable favorites from the 2000's slap as hard as F. Gary Gray's Law Abiding Citizen. It's one of those special thrillers that really revels in its own silliness and that unapologetic dedication to being absurd makes it a blast to watch from start to finish.    

Bottom Feeder: O'Dessa (2025)

Whew doggy, it's not very often that you see a real Hollywood production miss the mark as badly as O'Dessa does. Geremy Jasper's efforts to make a sweeping emotional epic post-apocalyptic rock opera go off the rails in spectacular fashion thanks to its boring original songs, story that's so busy advancing to its next plot point that it never allows emotions to enter the equation and one of the least convincing whirlwind romances ever put on screen between Sadie Sink's O'Dessa and Kelvin Harrison Jr's Euri Dervish. I won't be the least bit surprised if this ends up being my least favorite movie of the year.     

Most Underrated: Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul. (2022)

As a megachurch satire, Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul. is often very funny but doesn't have quite enough venom behind the punchlines to be treated as a consequential takedown of a culture that is synonymous with charismatic grifters proudly going against the words of their own sermons by exploiting members of their congregation in order to enjoy and sustain a lavish lifestyle for themselves. As an acting showcase for Hall and Sterling K. Brown-who play the first couple of a megachurch re-opening their doors a year after enduring a scandal that nearly brought down their empire-it's sensational. Hall brings an incredible mix of humor, empathy and desperation to a woman who is struggling to grasp with the reality that her time as a powerful figure has come to an end while Brown is a magnetic, pathetic piece of shit whose only real connection with his wife is a shared fear of losing the money and status they had before the world discovered his darkest secret. It's kind of a travesty that neither of them got nominated for an Oscar for their tremendous. career-defining work here.                     

Most Overrated: Love & Basketball (2000)

This is a weird one for me as I'm a basketball fan and think Gina Prince-Bythewood is a talented filmmaker who is among the most underrated directors working today. I just never got fully invested in the central relationship between Quincy (Omar Epps) and Monica (Sanaa Lathan) despite the film's admirable efforts to sell these characters as soulmates that were destined to be together despite all the obstacles life threw at them across multiple decades and that prevented me from thinking the film was anything better than decent.       

Wednesday, September 24, 2025

2025 NFL Power Rankings: Week 4

 ()=Previous Ranking

1.(1) Philadelphia Eagles (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

2.(2) Buffalo Bills (3-0) Week 4 opponent: New Orleans Saints

3.(8) Detroit Lions (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Cleveland Browns

4.(5) Los Angeles Chargers (3-0) Week 4 opponent: New York Giants

5.(3) Green Bay Packers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

6.(7) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles 

7.(6) Los Angeles Rams (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

8.(4) Baltimore Ravens (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs 

9.(9) Kansas City Chiefs (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

10.(12) Indianapolis Colts (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

11.(13) San Francisco 49ers (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

12.(10) Washington Commanders (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

13.(17) Seattle Seahawks (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

14.(19) Minnesota Vikings (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

15.(18) Pittsburgh Steelers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

16.(14) Denver Broncos (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

17.(16) Arizona Cardinals (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

18.(11) Cincinnati Bengals (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Denver Broncos

19.(24) Jacksonville Jaguars (2-1) Week 4 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

20.(15) Atlanta Falcons (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Washington Commanders

21.(27) Chicago Bears (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

22.(29) Carolina Panthers (1-2) Week 4 opponent: New England Patriots

23.(23) New England Patriots (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Carolina Panthers

24.(20) Houston Texans (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Tennessee Titans

25.(21) Dallas Cowboys (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Green Bay Packers

26.(32) Cleveland Browns (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Detroit Lions

27.(25) New York Giants (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

28.(22) Las Vegas Raiders (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Chicago Bears

29.(30) Miami Dolphins (0-3) Week 4 opponent: New York Jets

30.(28) New York Jets (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Miami Dolphins

31.(26) Tennessee Titans (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Houston Texans

32.(31) New Orleans Saints (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Buffalo Bills

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Week 3 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2025 Edition

Quarterback

Biggest Winner: Jalen Hurts (Eagles)

Hurts finally found a pretty good groove (226 YDS, 3 TD's) as a passer versus the Rams after back-to-back sluggish outings to start the year. He also did his usual damage on the ground (40 YDS and a TD) to cap off a day that was pretty great save for a lost fumble. The high floor QB1 will face a Bucs team that is somehow 3-0 in Week 4.  

Honorable Mentions: Caleb Williams (Bears), Lamar Jackson (Ravens), Josh Allen (Bills)

Biggest Loser: Jordan Love (Packers)

Leave it to the always erratic Love to post a stinker at a time where no expected him to. In fairness to Love, his line did him no favors as he was under constant pressure and got sacked 5 times on only 30 dropbacks. Regardless, throwing for 183 YDS, a TD and an ill-timed 4th quarter INT that ended up playing in a big role in their narrow loss to the lowly Browns is pretty inexcusable. A Week 4 showdown against the ghastly Cowboys defense who appear to have the worst pass rush in the league after trading Micah Parsons provides Love with the perfect bounceback opportunity.     

Dishonorable Mentions: Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs), Jared Goff (Lions), Kyler Murray (Cardinals)

Running Back

Biggest Winner: Jonathan Taylor (Colts)

He pulled off the repeat! Unlike last week's game against the Broncos where his passing game contributions catapulted him into the top RB spot (he retreated back to his normal receiving lines this week with 3 receptions for 16 YDS), Taylor earned this one the old-fashioned way on the ground by bulldozing through the Titans for 102 YDS and 3 TD's on just 17 carries. Taylor is off to his best start to a season since he won the rushing title back in 2021 and will look to keep rolling against the Rams this week.    

Honorable Mentions: David Montgomery (Lions), Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions), Jordan Mason (Vikings)

Biggest Loser: Chase Brown (Bengals)

Abysmal gamescript and the continued woes of the Bengals line did Brown in against the Vikings as he managed just 3 YDS on 10 carries and 17 YDS on 4 receptions. A Week 4 contest with the Broncos could prove to be a big test for his viability as a fantasy starter while Jake Browning is under center.

Dishonorable Mentions: Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots), Alvin Kamara (Saints), Ashton Jeanty (Raiders)

Wide Receiver

Biggest Winner: Courtland Sutton (Broncos)

Despite another poor showing from Bo Nix against the Chargers, Sutton managed to have himself a really nice day at the office-hauling in 6 receptions for a 118 YDS and a score (for comparison's sake, the rest of the team managed just 35 YDS on 8 receptions). The Broncos WR1 should be a great WR2 play this week when he goes up against a shaky Bengals pass D. 

Honorable Mentions: A.J. Brown (Eagles), Garrett Wilson (Jets), Nico Collins (Texans)

Biggest Loser: Malik Nabers (Giants)

Steve Spagnuolo dedicated all of his resources to slowing down Nabers and it worked as the star wideout only caught 2-of-7 targets for 13 YDS in an ugly home loss for the Giants to the defending AFC Champs. Even if Jaxson Dart hits the ground running in his 1st career start, Nabers could be in for another week of tough sledding against a really physical Chargers secondary on Sunday. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Tee Higgins (Bengals), Zay Flowers (Ravens), Calvin Ridley (Titans)

Tight End

Biggest Winner: Hunter Henry (Patriots)

On a day where the Patriots offense committed a whopping 5 turnovers in a demoralizing loss to the Steelers, Henry was the sole bright spot on the offense. The veteran tight end led the team in receptions (8) and receiving YDS (90) and scored both of their touchdowns. As long as the Patriots receivers continue to struggle, Henry will have a real chance to be their primary pass-catcher every single week. 

Honorable Mentions: Mark Andrews (Ravens), Dalton Kincaid (Bills), Jake Ferguson (Cowboys)

Biggest Loser: Tucker Kraft (Packers)

It was a really good week for TE's in fantasy as nearly every starting-level tight end found the endzone and/or cleared 50+ YDS, which left Kraft's quiet performance (3 REC/29 YDS) against the Browns as the runaway winner for this unfortunate title. Kraft has a great chance of returning to the top-tier TE1 space he occupied during the first 2 weeks of the season against a Cowboys defense that has gotten lit up by the pass in back-to-back games.    

Dishonorable Mentions: Travis Kelce (Chiefs), Harold Fannin Jr. (Browns), Tyler Warren (Colts)

Defense/Special Teams

Biggest Winner: Vikings

Bengals fans at least got temporarily drained of any optimism they had in Jake Browning's ability to keep the ship afloat while Joe Burrow was out as they watched Brian Flores straight up bully them for 4 quarters. The Vikings D ended this 48-10 beatdown with an absolutely ridiculous statline that reads as follows: 4 sacks, 2 INT's 3 FUM REC's and 2 TD's (a fumble return and an INT, both by CB Isaiah Rodgers). The Vikings will travel to Dublin in Week 4 to take on a Steelers offense that has had some struggles with turnovers and pass protection to start the year.  

Honorable Mentions: Seahawks, Steelers, Eagles

Biggest Loser: Ravens

For the 2nd time in 3 weeks, the Ravens defense looked completely overwhelmed by their opponent as the Lions offense hung 38 points on them with basically zero resistance outside of a few drives-particularly against the run. This is the 2nd straight year that Zach Orr's group has come out super flat out of the gate defensively and even in a matchup against the low wattage Chiefs offense this week, it might not be worth the risk of starting them until they show they're capable of actually slowing somebody down.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Bills, Chargers, Texans

Monday, September 22, 2025

Movie Review: Him


In a way, a curse was placed upon football-centric psychological horror black comedy Him when Universal elected to use Jordan Peele's name to sell the film. From a business standpoint, it's not hard to see why Universal's marketing department made this decision. Peele has churned out three acclaimed, commercially successful original movies at a time where that's becoming increasingly hard to do and that has given him a level of clout that few others in the industry currently have. The issue with plastering Peele's name all over every trailer, poster, etc. for Him is that his sole contribution to the film was his company Monkeypaw Productions produced it (Kicks helmer Justin Tipping served as director and co-wrote the script alongside Skip Bronkie and Zack Akers). This in turn created a scenario where many people were expecting a film that was on par with the high quality of the films that Peele has wrote/directed himself and when that didn't happen, a lot of people left the theaters feeling duped and that special kind of disgust that comes with feeling like you've been deceived in some way is fueling at least a semi-sizable portion of the negative reactions Him has received.

For me, assessing Him is a little bit of a tricky exercise. While my prior knowledge of Peele's role on Him made me immune to the "deceptive" marketing campaign, the movie-which tells the story of a young star quarterback on the cusp of going pro (Tyriq Withers) who gets far more than bargained for when he's blessed with the opportunity to go train with the aging superstar (Marlon Wayans) he idolized growing up at his desert compound--has plenty of serious narrative/creative flaws that are easy to attack. The presentation of its central themes (sports as religion, football as a violent spectacle akin to the Gladiator Battles of Ancient Battle, the pressure to throw your away humanity in exchange for fame and fortune, a couple more ever-present issues in sports culture that I can't discuss without disclosing major spoilers) is very heavy-handed/obvious and the story gets increasingly silly as it progresses, culminating in a splatterfest final act that is likely to induce many a headshake, eye-roll and hearty unintentional guffaw amongst viewers that aren't picking up what Tipping is putting down. 

On the other hand, there's also some prominent elements that I found to be quite effective. Wayans sets the tone for the entire movie with a gripping performance that oscillates between dead-eyed intensity and snarky goofball while Withers makes for a solid mentee/rival as the well-meaning young buck who doesn't know whether to be alarmed by the morally dubious maniacal behavior of his football hero or mimic him as he hopes to achieve a similar level of greatness on the field, Tipping's confident direction allows him to make a lot of playful, stylish choices that give the film a unique surrealist mindfuck-meets-sicko farce personality and cinematographer Kira Kelly announces herself as a star with a towering buffet of beautiful, dynamic compositions that contain many of the most striking shots of 2025 thus far. There have been a fair number of other horror movies released this year that didn't even come close to having a set of strengths this pronounced. It may not be the next Sinners, Bring Her Back or Weapons, but it's way too endearing and technically proficient in my book to fall into the undesirable no man's land that is forgettability, let alone the rotten stench of the bottom of the barrel.  

My ultimate verdict for Him is that it's well-acted, visually compelling and fun enough to forgive how clumsy and thin its script often is. There's enough here for me to believe that Tipping could make a great movie someday and I hope that the bad reviews/blah commercial performance of Him won't deprive him of the opportunity to potentially further his craft in the future.                           
          

Grade: B-

Thursday, September 18, 2025

Marlon Wayans Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Marlon Wayans-whose latest project "Him" releases in theaters today. 

Marlon Wayans' Filmography Ranked:

16.Norbit (D)

15.Naked (C-)

14.A Haunted House (C)

13.Fifty Shades of Black (C)

12.Little Man (C)

11.White Chicks (C)

10.The 6th Man (C+)

9.G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (B-)

8.Scary Movie 2 (B)

7.Above the Rim (B)

6.Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (B)

5.The Heat (B)

4.Scary Movie (B)

3.The Ladykillers (B)

2.Air (B+)

1.Requiem for a Dream (B+)

Top Dog: Requiem for a Dream (2000)

There's a special breed of movie out there that is so hopeless, bleak, etc. that it effectively ruins your day after you've finished watching it. Requiem of a Dream is one of the crowning achievements in this ultra specific category of film. Darren Aronofsky's uncompromising, devastating portrait of the immense psychological, emotional and physical pain that drug addiction causes the people that fall victim to it and how society is more interested in punishing their behavior and/or ignoring their pain instead of finding solution to try and help them overcome their demons. While I'm not sure if I ever want to watch it again, it's a very important movie that everybody should watch at least once.         

Bottom Feeder: Norbit (2007)

During the press tour for The Pickup last month, Eddie Murphy did an interview with Complex where he was asked to name the "Mount Rushmore" of his own movies. His response was that it would be easier to name his four worst movies and after naming Holy Man and The Adventures of Pluto Nash, he launched into a defense of the widely panned Norbit then never circled back to finish answering the question. While I do agree with Murphy that The Adventures of Pluto Nash is worse, Norbit is also very bad. Now, it's been long enough since I've seen Norbit that I can't credibly elaborate on the uh, questionable decision to have so many jokes directed at a very obese woman and a Chinese man (both played by Murphy). What I can say is that I walked out of the theater at 14 going on 15 thinking that what I just witnessed wasn't funny at all and this was a point in time where I thought damn near anything was hilarious.      

Most Underrated: The Ladykillers (2004)

This will come as no surprise to anyone given that I found Drive-Away Dolls to be borderline great and enjoyed the messy but amusing Honey Don't! far more than most, but I tended to like it quite a bit when the Coen Brothers got silly. Their tepidly received remake of Alexander Mackendrick's The Ladykillers is a prime example of them letting their hair down and just telling dumb, absurd jokes for 104 minutes and I'm not ashamed to say that I found it to be a hoot! There's a really infectious manic energy here that's not quite like anything else they ever made and the spirited performances from Tom Hanks, Irma P. Hall, J.K. Simmons, Tzi Ma, Ryan Hurst and Wayans are all perfectly tune with the cartoonish vibe the Coen built. 

Most Overrated: White Chicks (2004)

White Chicks has become a cult classic among people that grew up with this movie in the mid-to-late 2000's. I wasn't the biggest fan of it then and after watching it for the first time in 20 years yesterday, I can confirm that I'm still not now. While it's not an embarrassment by any means, the silly, slapstick/gross-out humor that the entire movie revolves around is hit-and-miss throughout and I honestly don't think it's notably better or worse than the movies Marlon has continued making on his own (A Haunted House, Fifty Shades of Black, Naked) since his brothers Shawn and Keenen Ivory stepped away from the industry 15 years ago that haven't been received nearly as warmly.     

Wednesday, September 17, 2025

2025 NFL Power Rankings: Week 3

 ()=Previous Ranking

1.(1) Philadelphia Eagles (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

2.(2) Buffalo Bills (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Miami Dolphins

3.(3) Green Bay Packers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Cleveland Browns

4.(6) Baltimore Ravens (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Detroit Lions

5.(8) Los Angeles Chargers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Denver Broncos

6.(7) Los Angeles Rams (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

7.(9) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: New York Jets

8.(10) Detroit Lions (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Baltimore Ravens 

9.(4) Kansas City Chiefs (0-2) Week 3 opponent: New York Giants

10.(5) Washington Commanders (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

11.(11) Cincinnati Bengals (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

12.(20) Indianapolis Colts (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

13.(15) San Francisco 49ers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

14.(12) Denver Broncos (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

15.(18) Atlanta Falcons (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Carolina Panthers

16.(16) Arizona Cardinals (2-0) Week 3 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

17.(19) Seattle Seahawks (1-1) Week 3 opponent: New Orleans Saints

18.(14) Pittsburgh Steelers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: New England Patriots

19.(13) Minnesota Vikings (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

20.(17) Houston Texans (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

21.(23) Dallas Cowboys (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Chicago Bears

22.(21) Las Vegas Raiders (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Washington Commanders

23.(26) New England Patriots (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

24.(24) Jacksonville Jaguars (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Houston Texans

25.(29) New York Giants (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

26.(27) Tennessee Titans (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

27.(22) Chicago Bears (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

28.(25) New York Jets (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

29.(30) Carolina Panthers (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

30.(31) Miami Dolphins (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Buffalo Bills

31.(32) New Orleans Saints (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Seattle Seahawks 

32.(28) Cleveland Browns (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Green Bay Packers

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Week 2 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2025 Edition

Quarterback

Biggest Winner: Jared Goff (Lions)

The Lions got their revenge on Ben Johnson for leaving to coach the Bears in a big way and Jared Goff was at the forefront of their massive triumph by throwing for a whopping 334 YDS and 5 TD's. This performance should ease the minds of Goff owners who were worried that he wouldn't be able to pop off in the same way without Johnson at the helm of the offense, although he could have a tough time reaching QB1 levels against the Ravens in Week 3.  

Honorable Mentions: Drake Maye (Patriots), Lamar Jackson (Ravens), Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

Biggest Loser: Josh Allen (Bills)

After ripping off a 40-YD rush on the opening drive, it looked like Allen was going to be in store for another big day against the Jets. That never came to fruition as James Cook, Matt Prater and the defense did most of the work in an easy win for the Bills, leaving Allen with a very unsexy statline (148 passing YDS, 59 Rushing YDS, 0 TD's). He'll a great chance to return to dominant form against a Dolphins defense that has looked utterly hopeless for roughly 6 of the first 8 quarters of the season on Thursday night.

Dishonorable Mentions: Jalen Hurts (Eagles), Kyler Murray (Cardinals), Justin Fields (Jets)

Running Back

Biggest Winner: Jonathan Taylor (Colts)

Think Daniel Jones is the only reason the Colts are off to a hot start? THINK AGAIN! Taylor had another huge day against the Broncos, erupting for 215 scrimmage YDS (165 rushing, 50 receiving) on 27 touches and picking up a receiving TD in a huge upset win that brings the Colts to 2-0 on the year. A divisional clash with the Titans awaits the Colts undisputed RB1 this Sunday afternoon. 

Honorable Mentions: James Cook (Bills), De'Von Achane (Dolphins), Javonte Williams (Cowboys)

Biggest Loser: Derrick Henry (Ravens)

Well, I guess Grant Delpit was right: Henry wasn't that difficult to bring down on Sunday in Baltimore. The star RB was a complete non-factor in the Ravens blowout win over the Browns-logging a measly 23 YDS on 11 carries. No need to panic just yet as Henry is good for the occasional stinker-especially early on in the season, but it's definitely a bit jarring to see him struggle to this degree against a defense that doesn't appear to be elite at this juncture.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Ashton Jeanty (Raiders), Omarion Hampton (Chargers), Breece Hall (Jets)

Wide Receiver 

Biggest Winner: Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions)

St. Brown served as the primary focus of the Lions aerial onslaught against the Bears, logging 115 YDS and 3 TD's on 9 receptions. He further padded his statline with a pair of carries for 7 YDS. The Sun God will hope to eat again versus the Ravens next Monday night. 

Honorable Mentions: Malik Nabers (Giants), Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals), Rome Odunze (Bears)

Biggest Loser: Courtland Sutton (Broncos)

Despite Bo Nix playing considerably better than he did in Week 1 against the Colts on Sunday, Sutton wasn't involved in the fun at all as he nabbed just 1 catch for 6 YDS while Troy Franklin (?!) served as the focal point of the passing attack. The good news is that Sutton did get the second most targets on the team (4) and the slight-framed Franklin isn't likely to be a real threat to his monopoly on the redzone targets, which should leave him on the WR2/WR3 bubble for their Week 3 clash with the Chargers.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Marvin Harrison Jr. (Cardinals), Drake London (Falcons), A.J. Brown (Eagles)

Tight End

Biggest Winner: Tucker Kraft (Packers)

Kraft went from a bit player in the Packers passing attack in Week 1 to star of the show last Thursday against the Commanders, reeling in 6 catches for 124 YDS and a score. With Jayden Reed expected to be out until at least early November with a broken collarbone, Kraft should continue to get a heightened target share and be a high-end TE1 play most weeks. 

Honorable Mentions: Zach Ertz (Commanders), Juwan Johnson (Saints), Jake Ferguson (Cowboys)

Biggest Loser: Mark Andrews (Ravens)

It's officially time to panic about Andrews' usage in the Ravens offense. The longtime star tight end got a measly 2 touches on Sunday against the Browns (1 reception, 1 carry) that he turned into just 4 YDS as Lamar Jackson continued to pepper Zay Flowers with targets and even got 2nd year guy Devontez Walker involved on a pair of TD passes. Week 3 versus the Lions is shaping up to an early do-or-die game for Andrews' viability as a fantasy TE1 moving forward.  

Dishonorable Mentions: T.J. Hockenson (Vikings), Evan Engram (Broncos), Hunter Henry (Patriots)

Defense/Special Teams

Biggest Winner: Ravens

Zach Orr's group got back on track in a big way after the epic dismantling they suffered at the hands of the Bills last week by taking it to the Browns on Sunday. They straight up stuffed the sheet in the 41-17 win, picking up 2 sacks, an INT, blocked punt and a fumble recovery by Roquan Smith that turned into a long score. They could be shifting back to the other side of this column in Week 3 against a Lions offense that is capable of putting up points in droves on anybody.  

Honorable Mentions: Cardinals, Chargers, Bills

Biggest Loser: Broncos

This was not the kind of performance you'd except to see from the projected #1 D/ST coming into 2025. The Broncos had no answers for the Colts offense on Sunday, logging 1 sack and 0 takeaways in a 29-28 loss. They could have a tough time bouncing back in Week 3 when they travel out to LA to face the Chargers-whose (passing) offense is off to a great start this year. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Chiefs, 49ers, Vikings