Thursday, August 10, 2023

2023 NFL Preview: NFC North

Chicago Bears

2023 Record: 3-14 (4th in NFC North)

Head Coach: Matt Eberflus (2nd season)

Notable Additions: ILB Tremaine Edmunds, OLB T.J. Edwards, G Nate Davis

Notable Departures: RB David Montgomery, T Riley Reiff,  ILB Nicholas Morrow

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Ryan Poles Invested Big Time in the Team

When Matt Eberflus and Ryan Poles were brought in as the new head coach and general manager of the Bears in January 2022, the deal was that their 1st season was going to be a transition year where they focused on developing young players in order to fully commit to their rebuilding efforts and in 2023 once they acquired a sizable amount of cap space upon all the dead money from the likes of Khalil Mack, Nick Foles and Danny Treavathan's clearing the books, they would be rather aggressive with their roster-building. They delivered on their promise

While I wasn't the biggest fan of every move they made (trading Roquan Smith on the grounds of him being too expensive for an inside linebacker then turning around and signing the inferior Tremaine Edmunds to a deal that's not too far off from what Smith got from the Ravens makes zero sense, being the latest team to take the cheese on Yannick Ngakoue and hand him 10+ mil to pick up 9 sacks on 1,200 pass-rushing attempts reeks of desperation at a crucial spot on the field), Poles deserves credit for attacking as many problem areas for this team as possible with his moves. The biggest, most important and quite frankly stunning move he was able to swing was landing D.J. Moore from the Panthers as part of the trade that sent the #1 overall pick in the 2023 draft to Carolina. Moore is the legit #1 receiver that Justin Fields has been missing since he got to Chicago in 2021. He possesses the rare, coveted combo of speed, route-running and YAC ability that allows him to make plays in a variety of ways at different spots on the field, can line up in the slot or on the outside and his ability to put up 3 straight 1,100+ YD seasons in Carolina from 2019-21 with a QB carousel that was primarily led by Kyle Allen, Teddy Bridgewater, Sam Darnold and P.J. Walker-who actually followed him to Chicago and is expected to serve as Fields backup-is an impressive accomplishment that deserves more love. Best of all, he's still only 26 years old and is under the contract for the next 3 seasons. If Moore can be the same player he was in Carolina with the Bears, Fields is going to be one happy camper when he drops backs to pass.

Other notable veteran pickups included T.J. Edwards-who has quietly been one of the best inside linebackers in the league over the past few seasons and his tackling and coverage prowess will be greatly appreciated considered how much Bears linebackers have struggled in these areas of late, Nate Davis-a nasty mauler of a guard who has steadily improved in each of the past few seasons whose presence provides the added bonus of allowing Cody Whitehair to shift back to his natural position of center, D'onta Foreman-whose explosiveness should make him a good complement to the power of Khalil Herbert out of the backfield and DeMarcus Walker-who carries just much as risk as he does upside as a pass-rusher after ripping off a career-high 7-sack season with the Titans in 2022 following a rocky start to his career that was defined by injuries and inconsistent play. While it's not the splashiest collection of names in the world, these players have an opportunity to give this team the DNA change it desperately needs and save for Edmunds, they didn't overpay for anyone on a long-term basis-which gives them the flexibility to add more pieces in the future.

After their bold move down the board, Poles opened himself to become a permanent part of draft lore and subsequently put the players he selected under an industrial-grade microscope. While time will clearly reveal the story of this draft class, Poles did continue his trend of diligently attacking positions of need while assembling this class. 1st round pick Darnell Wright was viewed as the best right tackle prospect in this draft given his strength/athleticism combo and how well he held up against SEC competition and has made some early fans in Chicago after he came into camp in great shape after accidently adhering to the receivers offseason conditioning program. Tyrique Stevenson is a long, physical outside corner who sticks to receivers in coverage that should compete to start right away and may even be viewed as a replacement for Jaylon Johnson if they opt not to re-sign him when he hits free agency following this season. Both interior defensive lineman they picked (Gervon Dexter Sr. and Zacch Pickens) have eerily similar profiles and resumes: They're both explosive athletes that dominated at times in the SEC (Dexter Sr. went for Florida while Pickens went to South Carolina), but whose play was ultimately too erratic to be considered a 1st round pick. The expectation for now is that DC Alan Williams will keep rolling with Justin Jones and Andrew Billings in the starting lineup while these two get coached up, but it'll be interesting to see if/how the preseason games and remainder of training camp can change the hierarchy.      

On Day 3, they nabbed Roschon Johnson-a productive downhill runner with decent ability in the passing game that did a good job of spelling workhorse Bijan Robinson at Texas who could be a dark horse to steal the starting RB job from Herbert or Foreman some point this year, downfield burner Tyler Scott-who could get a lot of opportunities in 3-4 WR sets if he clicks with Fields in practice and Noah Sewell (yes, he is the brother of Lions tackle Penai Sewell)-a sound yet not overly explosive linebacker at Oregon who should make for a nice depth in their unique system that makes use of 3 "traditional" linebackers.

There's a lot of potential for overall growth with the moves that Poles made and they've helped usher in a degree of optimism that the Bears haven't seen since 2019. Let's hope that it doesn't end up being all for naught now like it was then.          

Biggest Reason for Concern: That They're Being Anointed Too Quickly

Since camp has gotten started, I've quite frankly been floored by how high people are on this Bears team. Every day there's some tidbit coming out about how Justin Fields is a completely different player, his connection with D.J. Moore is seamless and magical, the offensive line is a force to be reckoned with, etc. (I actually just read a blurb about shit the line in practice was earlier today before I started editing this but that is sincerely the first piece of negative news I've heard out of Bears camp.) To an extent, I can understand why there's so much excitement around the team. The NFC North is a pretty wide open division without a clear favorite and Fields was an exciting player last season that won people a lot of fantasy games with his electrifying rushing ability. Plus, fans of this team have been down bad since the Double Doink happened in January 2019, so any reason to get excited about watching this team right now is a welcome change of pace from the misery they've reveled over the past few years. That being said, this whole thing just feels wrong to me. 

What has this team done to inspire this level of heightened optimism in August? They ripped this team down to the studs a year ago and are coming off a 3-14 campaign in which they ended the season on a 9-game losing streak for fuck's sake! Sure, they seems to have the right attitude-largely due to Fields being a confident yet completely level-headed kid who doesn't make excuses or throw his teammates under the bus after a loss and having brought in enough pieces on both sides of the ball to all but ensure they won't have the worst record in the league for a 2nd straight year. But do we really know anything about who this team really is? 

The amount of pressing questions surrounding this team are plentiful. How is Eberflus as a coach? He had the defense playing with some tenacity and grit early on, but that faded in time and his game management in close games wasn't exactly great. Can the young pieces on their offensive line (Braxton Jones, Teven Jenkins) repeat or build off of their pretty strong performances from a year ago and will Wright be able to make a smooth transition to the pros? Do they have enough at edge rusher, defensive tackle and corner to field a good defense in the modern NFL? Is their depth at receiver behind Moore good enough since they're bringing back Darnell Mooney-who is coming off a broken ankle, Chase Claypool, Dante Pettis, Equanimeous St. Brown and Velus Jones Jr. from last year's team and the only other newcomer is a rookie with a questionable floor (Scott). And most importantly, does Fields have what it takes to be a franchise quarterback? He's been playing with one hand tied behind his back on account on of some poor offensive line play and an even weaker receiving corps over the past 2 seasons, but his frantic, downright terrible play in the 4th quarter of  some winnable games last season (namely Week 9 versus the Dolphins, Week1 10 versus the Lions and Week 11 versus the Falcons) and inconsistent touch on his throws has raised some serious red flags.

Anointing a team that was god awful last year and led by largely unproven young players as a top 2023 breakout candidate is a painfully naïve thing to do, especially when the team in question is the fucking Chicago Bears.     

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: The Play of Justin Fields 

As I just mentioned above, Fields has been hamstrung by the Bears roster deficiencies while also displaying some concerning tendencies that could be difficult to fix (on top of what I've mentioned above, his tendency to hold onto the ball for far too long-which was his biggest knock coming out of college-has led to some unnecessary sacks) in his first 2 pro seasons. Year #3 is often viewed as a make-or-break year for the trajectory of a young QB and luckily for Fields, this is the best situation he's had as a pro. Having Moore as a #1 WR and pivoting Mooney-who was quite good as Allen Robinson's running mate in 2020/21 before struggling as the top dog last year-over to a #2 role should make finding open receivers much easier, the offensive line appears to be in a pretty good spot with Wright and Davis coming in, Whitehair moving over to center and Sam Mustipher leaving the building for good and for the 1st time as a pro, he didn't have to learn a new system in the offseason (the fact that Luke Getsy proved last season that he built a system around him is also a huge bonus). Early word is that he's been sharp in camp and is highly motivated to win. The Bears are going need him to be the dual-threat he was pegged to be when he came out of Ohio State if they want their rebuilding efforts to trend in a positive direction or they may be just a year or two away from dipping back into the draft pool yet again.

Bottom Line:

I'll staring believing in God again before I ever believe in the Bears. Anything above 6 wins from them would be a delightful surprise.   

Detroit Lions

2023 Record: 9-8 (2nd in NFC North)

Head Coach: Dan Campbell (3rd season)

Notable Additions: CB Cameron Sutton, S/CB C.J. Gardner-Johnson, RB David Montgomery

Notable Departures: RB D'Andre Swift, CB Jeff Okudah, RB Jammal Williams

Biggest Reason for Excitement: They Have a Chance to Be Really Good

A mere 3 seasons after Matt Patricia left their operation in ruins, the Lions are threatening to be a really good football team. It's a year later than some people expected, but it's a welcome position for a long-suffering franchise to be in nonetheless. What transpired last season was the biggest endorsement of Dan Campbell's coaching meddle to date. This team was on the brink of contending for the #1 pick at Halloween after getting off to a horrendous 1-6 start where they largely played sloppy, dumb football that cost them wins in close games (Week 1 versus the Eagles, Week 3 versus the Vikings, Week 4 versus the Seahawks)and got them blown out in others (Week 5 versus the Patriots, Week 7 versus the Cowboys). Following their Week 8 loss to the Dolphins, something changed. The team started playing smarter, tougher and more together and that naturally led to improved execution across the board. They parlayed that improved play into a pretty incredible 7-2 finish to this year that left them just shy of the playoffs in Week 18-in which they famously eliminated the Packers from contention despite having nothing play to for following a Seahawks victory over the Rams earlier in the day. I'm not the biggest believer in the power of the sentimental aspects of the game, but Campbell's bond with his players that is built on trust, belief and respect is special and its helped breed a positive culture in Detroit that couldn't be further from the toxicity that had permeated their building right before his arrival in 2021 that has unquestionably contributed to their improved play on the field.

That strong finish along with some extracirucclar factors (OC Ben Johnson-who did a sensational job last year-passing on head coaching interviews to remain with the team in 2023, the path to a division title getting clearer with Aaron Rodgers leaving Green Bay, Jared Goff coming off his best season since 2018 and remaining committed to the team with 2 years remaining on his current deal) has the team in an excellent spot to be even better this season. Given what this conference looks like right now, there's a chance this team could make a run-even with the relative youth and inexperience of many of their best players (Amon-Ra St. Brown, Aidan Hutchinson, Penei Sewell, Alim McNeill). The Bengals made it all the way to the Super Bowl with a similarly young group and they didn't have a QB that had been there before under center or an offensive line that was capable of blocking. There's potential for this team to do great things. They just need to find a way to overcome the hereditary stink that is synonymous     with this franchise and make it happen.       

Biggest Reason for Concern: History Repeating Itself

There's certain teams in sports that are predisposed to heartbreak and/or being bad. Depending on what side of it you're on, it's either the most needless misery you'll ever experience in your life or a source of constant hilarity since sports fans are dickheads that get off on laughing at another fan's pain. The Lions affliction is a particularly awful one since they are historically the greatest losers in the NFL. Not only were they the first team to put a together a winless season in 2008, they've been around for the duration of the Super Bowl-era-which launched in 1966- and have never made it to the big game-which is something that can be said of literally no other team that's been around for this long (the only other team that have yet to make it are the Jaguars, Texans and the current iteration of the Browns, who've been playing since 1995, 2002 and 1999 respectively). Making this run of futility even more heartbreaking, they've only made 11 playoff appearances and won a single playoff game since the NFL/AFL merger in 1970. By the way, that win came in the Divisional Round over the Cowboys 32 years ago and they followed it up with a 41-10 loss to the Redskins in the NFC title game.

The weight of history is a powerful force that can not be overcome in a lot of cases. The Lions know that as well as anyone as they haven't ever truly threatened to overcome the crippling burden of their own in over the past 56 years. This team seems to have the right attitude and talent-level to do what has been unthinkable for so long. But the mind and physical gifts alone can't slay a giant and it wouldn't be at all surprising if the giant stomped all over yet another bunch of football players from the Motor City and the fans that have suffered alongside them for generations.     

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Defensive Play

What definitely did not contribute to the Lions post-Halloween turnaround was the play of their defense. While they did tighten up a bit over the past month and a half after getting completely embarrassed in the early stages of the season, they weren't exactly striking fear into their opponents as they still finished in the bottom 5 in scoring defense, run D and pass D and dead last in total YDS allowed. 

Now, they've proven they can win shootouts and having a trash defense didn't prevent the Vikings from running away with this division a year ago. However, their ability to make a run in the playoffs will be significantly harder if their defense doesn't become at least semi-competent this year.

Following some offseason moves and the projected upward trajectories of their young players, a sizable improvement could be on the horizon. The most jarring (and necessary) changes took place in their secondary as Cameron Sutton, Emmanuel Moseley, C.J. Gardner-Johnson and rookie Brian Branch were brought in to join forces with their returning starters at safety (Kerby Joseph, Tracy Walker). Figuring out exactly whose going where is a little bit tricky at the moment given that Gardner-Johnson and Moseley are banged up and both Gardner-Johnson and Branch could be assigned to a hybrid slot corner/safety role or traditional slot role given their versatile skill sets, but regardless of where these players end up being placed on the field, this group has a significantly better chance of morphing into a sound coverage unit than the oft-decimated platoon of sadness that was out there last year. 

Elsewhere, the only other projected new starter appears to be 1st round pick Jack Campbell. While some draft pundits were flabbergasted by Campbell going so high, the University of Iowa product patrols the middle of the field with a ferocity, decisiveness and explosiveness that is reminiscent of 2000's legends like Ray Lewis, Brian Urlacher and Patrick Willis-which had to endear him to the meathead that shares his last name that coaches this team. Pairing Campbell with the sound but not overly athletic Malcolm Rodriguez could be just what this inside linebacker group needs to soar. 

What could end up being the real make-or-break for this mission of improving the defense is how Aidan Hutchinson and their pass-rush performs. Hutchinson ended up being the disruptor he was pegged to be after a slow start-finishing his rookie season with 9.5 sacks, 9 TFL's, 15 QB hits, 52 total tackles and 3 INT's (?!). For the sake of the entire operation, somebody else from the group of John Cominsky, Charles Harris, Josh Paschal and Romeo Okwara-who combined for just 9 sacks in 2022-is going to have emerge as a true threat to get after the quarterback and shift some attention away from Hutchinson so he can really starting cooking. He's not yet at the level where he can plow through a triple team no problem like Myles Garrett or Aaron Donald or Chris Jones and not having to take on that level of burden would be beneficial for his growth in year #2.

 If DC Aaron Glenn really is the prodigy he was pegged to be while he was the DB coach under Sean Payton and Dennis Allen in New Orleans, this group will come together beautifully and exit the basement of the collective league rankings in short order.

Bottom Line:

Despite everything in my bones telling me that tragedy is going to strike for the Lions yet again, I believe that the talent of their roster, the moxie of Campbell and strong offensive mind of Johnson will power them to their 1st division title since 1993.  

Green Bay Packers

2023 Record: 8-9 (3rd in NFC North)

Head Coach: Matt LaFleur (5th season)

Notable Additions:  S Tarvarius Moore, S Jonathan Owens, LS Matthew Orzech

Notable Departures: QB Aaron Rodgers, WR Allen Lazard, S Adrian Amos

Biggest Reason for Excitement: All of the Bullshit with Aaron Rodgers is Over

The annual drawn-out cycle of Rodgers whining about the Packers and/or threatening to retire only to come back and play for them finally ended when they fulfilled his request to be traded to the Jets in April. As thankful as the organization is for the Super Bowl ring he helped bring them in 2010 and their status as a near-annual contender for the majority of the 15 seasons he was under center, it was time for them to part ways. Rodgers was miserable in Green Bay and he isn't playing at a high enough level anymore to help them win another title and now is the time to finally figure out what Jordan Love is made of. While attendance, their odds of winning Lombardi #5 and the number of lengthy, condescending press conference rants the Green Bay/Milwaukee press corps will be on the receiving end of may dip in the interim, they managed the departure of a future Hall of Fame QB quite well before and given their strong front office infrastructure, it wouldn't be a shock if they did it again.     

Biggest Reason for Concern: Jordan Love Coming In and Faceplanting

It was viewed as a big deal when the Chiefs used a 1st round pick on Patrick Mahomes then had him sit behind Alex Smith for the entirety of his rookie season in 2017 (outside of their meaningless regular season finale in which he drew the start) before trading Smith and making him the starter in 2018. The Packers let Love sit for 3 full years before granting him that opportunity. Leave it to an iconic old school franchise and the only team without a billionaire owner to treat a quarterback selected in the 1st round in the 2020's like a 1st round quarterback that was drafted in the 1980's.

As peculiar as it is to see a QB drafted so high ride the pine for so long without injuries playing a factor, it made sense as Love was an exceptionally raw player who was viewed as somebody who could greatly benefit from watching and learning from Rodgers and Rodgers used the fuel of the Packers drafting Love as motivation to put together back-to-back MVP seasons in 2020 and 2021. We likely won't see anything like this again given the current climate of the NFL where guys are thrown out there ASAP once their drafted high, so this unique case of zigging while everybody else was zagging will likely be permanently engrained in gridiron history. 

Both the best and worst thing about Love sitting for 3 years is nobody knows what he is. He started 1 game on short notice in 2021 after Rodgers tested positive for COVID (and was famously outed as being unvaccinated despite saying he had been "immunized" against the virus during training camp that year) and struggled-going 19/34 for 190 YDS, a TD and an INT as the Packers lost 13-7 to the Chiefs. Putting stock in 1 game-especially given those circumstances and the fact that it was nearly 2 years ago-is a silly and useless exercise that people really shouldn't be engaging in.

What should give Packers fans some pause however is Love's profile coming out of Utah State. The two things he struggled with the most in college were accuracy (his career completion was only 61.2% and he only completed 62% or better of his passes 1 time in his 3 seasons there) and decisionmaking (he threw a whopping 17 INT's in his final year and managed 6 INT's only on 235 passing attempts in 2017). Famously, these are the two hardest things to fix in the pros and his small sample size has yet to prove that he's overcome these issues since joining in the NFL (his 2021 statline of 3 INT's and a 58.1 CMP% is particularly worrisome). 

Let's just say as a hypothetical that Love's decisionmaking and accuracy both stink this year. How are they going to win games if their QB can't be trusted to make plays? Aaron Jones and A.J. Dillon aren't the types of runners that would fare well against facing stacked boxes on most of their carries and while their defense is a pretty stout group with blue chip talent at all 3 levels, they likely wouldn't be good enough to overcome an offense that couldn't score and regularly put them in precarious positions by turning the ball over and failing to sustain drives. They also don't really have another viable option other than Love as the current competition for the backup job is between rookie Sean Clifford-who was considered by many to be an egregious reach in the 5th round (based on the limited tape of his that I saw, I would agree with this take) and Alex McGough-a 7th round pick of the Seahawks in 2018 whose yet to play a snap in the pros, has spent the past 2 years as the starting QB for the USFL's Birmingham Stallions and joined the team on July 19th. To put it more directly, this team isn't talented enough to overcome Love coming out and faceplanting when he finally gets the chance to play.

Grace is something Love has earned, deserves and will get from an organization that's as well-run and patient as the Packers as he enters his 1st season as an NFL starting quarterback. But if these concerns about his game manifest into something bigger and more problematic for the team, his chance to be the uncontested starter may be shorter than anticipated.           

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Their Young Receiving Corps Producing

Having a receiving corps and pair of starting tight ends that solely consists of rookies and 2nd year players is certainly a unique strategy to deploy when you're rolling out a new starting quarterback for the first time since 2008. Really about the only obvious pluses that arise from this arrangement is that Love got some reps with Romeo Doubs and Christian Watson last year when he ran the 2nd team offense in practice and he won't be afforded the opportunity to ice out the young guys like Rodgers famously did in his later years. 

While it's more of a coincidence than a case of familiarity winning out, Watson and Doubs are currently expected to be the top dogs. Both guys flashed in stretches last year, but not at the same time as Doubs came out of the gate hot while Watson struggled immensely with drops and running the right routes and Watson finished the season hot with 8 TD's (7 receiving, 1 rushing) and 3 100+ YD performances in the final 8 games while Doubs was relatively quiet down the stretch after returning from an ankle injury that caused him to miss 4 games from late November-mid-December. Given that Watson is more of a home run-hitter and Doubs is more of a possession-receiver, both of them could absolutely thrive simultaneously. If they can click at the same time, it could look like the pairing of Chris Godwin and Mike Evans down in Tampa.

The rookies they brought in (of which there are many) bring some different flavors to the table. The tight ends Luke Musgrave and Tucker Kraft are pretty similar players as they're both imposing physical presences (Musgrave is 6'6, 253 lbs while Kraft is 6'5, 254 lbs) with terrific athleticism who served as short yardage YAC options/redzone specialists on run-first offenses in college who could turn into something greater if/when they're asked to do more at the next level. Jayden Reed is currently slated to start in the slot, which could be a great fit for him given the contested catch ability, shiftiness and route-running craftiness he showed at Michigan State. 5th round pick Dontayvion Wicks gives the Packers another vertical threat to pair with Watson, although his lack of a route tree and checkered history of drops may limit his reps in the earlygoing. Who knows if/how Grant DuBose will fit in since he could be on the roster bubble as a late 7th round pick, but he was one of the more productive receivers in the University of Charlotte's history, so maybe there's something there. 

Getting on the same page as so many young receivers at once adds another challenge to Love's transition to the starting role. But if at least a couple of these guys pop and Love can develop a rapport with them, the Packers offense could end up surprising a lot of people.    

Bottom Line:

Anything is possible with Jordan Love. They could be great. They could stink. They could be in the middle. I'm inclined to go with option B right now, but I wouldn't even consider betting on that. 

Minnesota Vikings

2023 Record: 13-4 (1st in NFC North)

Head Coach: Kevin O'Connell (2nd season)

Notable Additions: CB Byron Murphy, OLB Marcus Davenport, DE Dean Lowry

Notable Subtractions: RB Dalvin Cook, ILB Eric Kendricks, OLB Za'Darius Smith

Biggest Reason for Excitement: The NFC North Remains Wide Open

Aaron Rodgers is out of Green Bay. Nobody knows what the Bears are actually going to be. And the Lions claim on the division crown shouldn't be taken seriously until the moment they snatch it. What does this all mean? The Vikings are probably in business by default. Are they really that good? No. Will it matter? Probably not. Kirk Cousins slinging darts at 1 PM and slinging farts in primetime (especially on Monday night), Justin Jefferson setting new receiving records and Kevin O'Connell scheming up ways to get T.J. Hockenson, K.J. Osborn or volunteer luxury dog ambulance driver Jordan Addison open is a formula that could (and likely will) will yield them 10+ wins and a 2nd straight NFC North title. Hooray for the almighty black and blue division! 

Biggest Reason for Concern: Their Luck Running Out After Last Season

An average person would cite the losses of guys like Dalvin Cook, Adam Thielen and Patrick Peterson  and the projected upward trajectory of the Lions and Bears as reasons why the Vikings could potentially regress this season. A cripplingly superstitious, OCD-addled idiot like myself will cite patterns and luck as the primary threat to repeating their winning ways. What the Vikings did in their 13-4 campaign a year ago was the epitome of an enigma. About the only thing you could get football fans outside of Minnesota to agree on last year was that the 2022 Vikings had a horseshoe up their ass that could cover the entire length of Lake Minnetonka. Outside of the 23-7 win over the Packers and 29-13 win over the Bears that bookended their season, every single win of theirs was by 8 points or less. All 4 of their regular season losses were by 11 points or more and 2 of them were by 24 or more. Both of their overtime wins (Bills and Colts) are among the silliest wins you'll ever see in the league (watch a game highlight video or read the game log if you aren't familiar with what happened, it was art). They became the 1st team in NFL history to win 12+ games while having a negative scoring differential (-3).  This is a drawn-out way of saying nearly every break or bounce that could go there way did

The season after a team overachieves doesn't always have a tendency to end well. We actually just saw a case of it last year when the Cardinals followed up their 11-6 2021 season with a 4-13 2022 campaign. In the NFL, the universe has a way of sorting things out and ensuring a team the benefited from a bunch of lucky breaks won't have it happen again in back-to-back seasons. Considering all of the players they lost from last year's team and the not exactly comparable pieces they have replacing most of them, defeating this curse could prove to be an uphill battle.    

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Brian Flores Changing Their Defense

What transpired with the Vikings defense in 2022 was pretty difficult to fathom. Ed Donatell has been coaching in the NFL for over 30 years, held 3 previous DC posts and served as a top lieutenant of Vic Fangio over the previous 11 seasons and yet, the coaching job he did in Minnesota was just horrendous. The group played soft and loose, seemingly no adjustments were ever made and their pass coverage when the ball wasn't heading towards Patrick Peterson was a crime against the art of playing DB. There were some problems that were beyond Donatell's control (Eric Kendricks being washed, the revolving door they had at the other outside corner spot next to Peterson, safety Camryn Bynum continuing to struggle as a starter) and the group wasn't really any worse than they were in the final 2 seasons under Mike Zimmer's control, but it was an unacceptable coaching job nonetheless and his firing was justifiable.

In a bit of a surprising move that felt highly improbable after he sued the league for discrimination a year ago, former Dolphins head coach Brian Flores landed the Vikings DC gig after spending last season as the linebackers coach on Mike Tomlin's staff in Pittsburgh. While his track record isn't spotless, what he did as the Patriots de facto DC following the departure of Matt Patricia in 2018 when the play of his group was almost solely responsible for their Super Bowl victory in a 13-3 rock fight over the Rams and the major leap his Dolphins group made from 2019 to 2020 proves his worth as a coach. If I didn't have reservations about all of the position coaches from last year's team returning, I'd easily declare him the best DC hiring of this cycle.

At the top of the agenda list for Flores will be figuring out what the hell is going on at corner now that Peterson, Chandon Sullivan and Cameron Dantzler are all gone. Change was needed after ranking 31st in the league in pass D a year ago and they're getting it with a sizable influx of new players coming in , but the personnel leaves something to be desired to say the least. 

Free agent pickup Byron Murphy is an interesting player with potential that made a pretty sizable jump during his final 2 years with the Cardinals, but it remains unclear whether or not he can handle top corner responsibilities in the league. Andrew Booth Jr. is probably going to need some pep talks and a good, long hug to get the confidence to step back on the field after a nightmarish rookie campaign that was cut short by a knee injury that required surgery in late November. Joejuan Williams could carve out some playtime (if he makes the team) simply because he has at least somewhat of a preexisting knowledge of Flores' system from spending 4 years with the Patriots, but based on how he played there, that probably won't end up being much of an advantage. Akayleb Evans didn't show much of anything in his 2 starts last year. Rookie Mekhi Blackmon has a compete level and feistiness that could endear him to Flores, but his lack of ball skills, lengthy history of soft tissue injuries and smaller size (5'11, 178 lbs) could make him tough to trust in a high-leverage role. Early word out of camp is that Evans, Blackmon and Murphy will start, but who knows what could transpire between now and Week 1.

Elsewhere, there's the sticky situations of whose replacing the departed/recently injured members (Kedricks, Za'Darius Smith, Dalvin Tomlinson, James Lynch-who tore his ACL last weekend) upfront. Smith's replacement Marcus Davenport can be a complete wrecking ball (look no further than what he did in 2019 and 2021), but he's also oft-dinged up-missing 3-5 games in 4 of his 5 NFL seasons so far and had a career-low 0.5 sacks along with just 8 QB hits, 2 TFL's and 29 total tackles in 15 games with the Saints last season. Lynch's replacement Khryis Tonga took a step forward in 2022 with the Vikings after an uneventful rookie year with the Bears and has shown some real promise as a run-stuffer, but he's still a green player with only 4 starts under his belt and it's difficult to project what he can do as a full-time player given his limited sample size. Kendricks' replacement Brian Asamoah will test the limits of the theory that modern inside linebackers are basically just another safety flying around as the 2nd year pro has measurable of 6'0, 226 lbs. Even if he was bigger, he'd be facing a potentially steep learning curve in the NFL based on how often he missed tackles in college due to his technique (he has the same problem as his fellow Oklahoma Sooner Kenneth Murray has where he wraps people up at such a high point that they either slip out of his grip or he gets stiff-armed in the process of the wrap-up) and his suspect cover skills. Lastly, comes Tomlinson's replacement Dean Lowry-who was a mainstay on the Packers defensive line over the past 7 seasons and is a pretty reliable player overall, but just isn't quite as good of a run-defender as Tomlinson is.

The final major hurdle is also the one that could be the thing that changes this defense's fate: Getting the players to buy into Flores' system. Flores has a reputation for being a bit of a hard-ass (he's from New York City and his primary coaching mentor was Bill Belichick, so he's simply following his destiny). It rubbed some of his players in Miami the wrong way and ultimately contributed to his ouster as head coach after 3 seasons. If there's a refusal to play ball with Flores, the same results from the past few seasons will likely repeat themselves. But if they can get on his wavelength and take his coaching to heart, this group should begin to improve. 

Bottom Line:

While they're bound for a regression after last year's logic-defying success, their strong potential for defensive improvement and still potent offense should be enough to keep them in the playoff mix. 

Predicted Standings:

1.Detroit Lions (10-7)

2.Minnesota Vikings (9-8)

3.Chicago Bears (6-11)

4.Green Bay Packers (5-12)

Wednesday, August 9, 2023

2023 NFL Power Rankings: Preseason

1.Kansas City Chiefs

2.Philadelphia Eagles

3.San Francisco 49ers

4.Cincinnati Bengals

5.Buffalo Bills

6.Dallas Cowboys

7.Jacksonville Jaguars

8.Los Angeles Chargers

9.Miami Dolphins

10.Seattle Seahawks

11.Baltimore Ravens

12.Minnesota Vikings

13.New York Giants

14.Detroit Lions

15.New York Jets

16.Pittsburgh Steelers

17.New Orleans Saints

18.New England Patriots

19.Cleveland Browns

20.Tennessee Titans

21.Washington Commanders

22.Atlanta Falcons

23.Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

24.Las Vegas Raiders

25.Green Bay Packers

26.Los Angeles Rams

27.Chicago Bears

28.Carolina Panthers

29.Denver Broncos

30.Indianapolis Colts

31.Houston Texans

32.Arizona Cardinals

Tuesday, August 8, 2023

2023 NFL Preview: AFC North

 Baltimore Ravens

2023 Record: 10-7 (2nd in AFC North)

Head Coach: John Harbaugh (16th season)

Notable Additions: WR Odell Beckham Jr., CB Rock Ya-Sin, WR Nelson Agholor

Notable Departures: DE Calias Campbell, CB Marcus Peters, G Ben Powers

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Greg Roman is Out as Offensive Coordinator

Greg Roman was pivotal to the early development of Lamar Jackson. Building off his past experiences with Colin Kaepernick, Roman was able to build an entire offense around Jackson's dynamic rushing ability that effectively turned the Ravens into a track team with shoulder pads on that was pretty much impossible to stop. The early results were hard to argue with as Jackson won the MVP in 2019 and put together back-to-back 1,000 rushing YDS campaigns in 2019 and 2020 while the Ravens made the playoffs 3 times in 4 seasons. The problem was that Roman's system was so driven by the rushing game that GM Eric DeCosta was basically discouraged from investing in the receiver position since it was effectively an afterthought in their scheme. It got to the point over the past 2 seasons where if they went down early, you knew they had basically zero chance of coming back since they simply didn't have the talent at receiver outside of Mark Andrews to make consistent plays in the passing game. After back-to-back seasons of the offense ranking in the bottom half of the league in scoring (17th in 2021, 19th in 2022) and a brutal stretch last December/January where they failed to score more than 17 points in a whopping 6 straight games, the need to move on from Roman became apparent and 9 days after their Wild Card loss to the Bengals, he "resigned" from his post as Ravens OC.

When it came to finding a replacement for Roman, the Ravens naturally went in the complete opposite direction when they pried Todd Monken away from the University of Georgia. Over the course of his OC career in the pros-which mainly consisted of his stint with the truly hilarious Dirk Koetter-Jameis Winston-era Buccaneers from 2016-18, Monken has built up a reputation as a pass-happy SOB. Given that Jackson is under center and their roster construction still favoring a run-heavy philosophy, Monken likely won't be letting it fly like it's 33-31 shootout against the Falcons at Raymond James Stadium in 2017. Still, the team won't be afraid to pass under Monken and with a healthy Odell Beckham Jr. and promising rookie in Zay Flowers-who was quite the route-runner/YAC specialist in colllege and boasts the inside/outside versatility that teams covet in their receivers-lining up alongside longtime top target Mark Andrews and the enigma that is 3rd year pro Rashod Bateman, they could make some serious noise when they decide to throw it.  

Admittedly, the results from Monken's previous NFL gigs are reasons to give people some pause over how he'll fare in Baltimore. His offenses have never ranked higher than 12th in scoring and what transpired in Cleveland during the trainwreck 2019 season under Freddie Kitchens was bad enough to get him relegated to college and keep NFL teams from pursuing him for 3 whole seasons. However, Monken was frequently hamstrung by horrible defenses and some of the worst turnover rates in the league while he was with the Bucs and Browns. At the bare minimum, these problems with the Ravens won't be nearly as backbreaking with the Ravens. Their RB duo of J.K. Dobbins and Gus Edwards don't put a lot of balls on the ground (they combined for 1 lost fumble and only 3 total last season), their bend-but-don't-break defense tightened up when it needed to and they ended up finishing in 3rd in scoring defense a year ago and while he's is somewhat prone to throwing some brutal, costly picks at inopportune times, Jackson is by no means a Winston-esque gunslinger capable of blindly chucking his way into a 20+ pick season. As long as they don't regress in these key areas, Monken stands a good chance of finding a happy medium between his pass-happy philosophies and the Ravens run-first roster build and building a hell of an offense.      

Biggest Reason for Concern: Corner Play Next to Marlon Humphrey

Everybody knows the book on Marlon Humphrey at this point in his career. He's a tough, tremendous outside corner who excels in zone coverage and seldom makes costly mistakes. The entire corner group has been built around him for the past 4 years for a reason and the Ravens are lucky to have somebody so reliable as their top dog. Unfortunately for Baltimore, Humphrey's presence (or their excellent safety trio of Marcus Williams, Kyle Hamilton and Chuck Clark-who was traded to the Jets in the offseason and will miss all of 2023 after tearing his ACL during mini-camp in the spring-for that matter) wasn't enough to make their pass defense good. They actually ranked a miserably bad 26th in the league against the pass, which is staggering since their rush and scoring defense were both ranked 3rd overall.   

Marcus Peters was the biggest catalyst to their struggles last season as he had easily his worst year as a Raven-allowing 711 YDS and 7 TD's in only 13 games played. As a result of his play in 2022 and age entering 2023 (he'll be 31 in early January), the Ravens decided to let him walk in free agency. 

Unfortunately,  their issues at corner extended well beyond Peters and most of the other parties responsible for their struggles in 2022 are still walking around their facility in Owings Mills, Maryland. Brandon Stephens was so bad at corner last season that they're set to move him to safety as a de facto replacement for Clark this year. Jayln Amour-Davis didn't even look like he should be a professional cornerback in the 4 games he appeared in before going on IR with a hip injury as he allowed 11-of-12 targets that the receivers he lined up against managed to turn into 226 YDS and 2 TD's (that's a truly averaging 20.5 YDS per reception against). Fellow rookie Damarion Williams fared a bit better than Amour-Davis in spot duty over 14 games, but he still had plenty of ugly moments-especially as a tackler and his ball skills don't seem to be good enough to earn him consistent playing time at this level. Journeyman Daryl Worley will probably continue to bounce between the big club and the practice squad if he sticks with the Ravens, so he probably won't factor much into this mess either way.

Based on whose been running alongside Humphrey in camp, their ideal solution at the position seems to be free agent pickups Rock Ya-Sin and Arthur Maulet. This is far from the safest strategy DeCosta could pull out here. Ya-Sin actually managed to put together a sneaky good year as part of an otherwise wretched Raiders secondary in 2022, but he's not the INT threat that Peters was (he actually only has 2 career picks and hasn't gotten one since 2020), has shaky durability-missing 3+ games in each of the past 3 seasons and is a magnet for drawing some really dumb PI calls ever since he came into the league in 2019. Maulet, on the other hand, is pretty much just a "guy". He's somebody who doesn't do anything overly well or poorly that gets rolled out there as a slot or 4th corner when a team needs a body and they just hope that he doesn't get burned too bad while they need him out there. Sometimes the strategy works, sometime it doesn't. Relying him on as a full-time starter seems a bit ill-advised, but maybe Mike McDonald can unlock something in him that his coaches with the Saints, Colts, Jets and Steelers couldn't.

Their pass defense could prove to be quite the albatross if it performs like it did a year ago, so DeCosta better hope that somebody steps up alongside Humphrey and makes this group at least semi-functional again. 

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Lamar Jackson's Health

After submitting a trade request and getting caught up in an unprecedented case of "alleged" league-wide collusion in which no other teams made him an offer despite being on the non-exclusive franchise tag that the Ravens slapped on him after their initial round of contract talks stalled, Lamar Jackson signed a 5-year/$260 mil ($180 mil guaranteed) extension to remain in Baltimore. It was the right move for both sides as the Ravens have built their entire offense around him and Jackson wasn't going to get the deal that reflected his worth from any other team. With the contract drama behind them, the Ravens can move onto the bigger concern (aka the one that was being used as the excuse as to why no other team was pursuing him this offseason): His health. 

Over the past 2 seasons, Jackson has gotten dinged up in early December and spent the rest of the year on the sideline. In 2021, it was a severe low ankle sprain that required him to be carted off the field shortly after hobbling to the sideline in a Week 14 showdown with the Browns. Last year, it was a PCL sprain sustained on a sack by Broncos outside linebacker Jonathon Cooper in Week 13. There's been some debate how serious the PCL sprain was as he was initially predicted to return to action in 3 weeks and some people believe that he was indeed good to go for the final 2 games of the year but chose to sit out to avoid risking re-injury just a few months before he was set to negotiate his new contract. 

Regardless of the true severity of the PCL ailment, getting hurt late in the year in back-to-back seasons is a potentially troubling sign for Jackson. It's not a secret that the 26-year old is one of the smaller QB's in the league at 6'2, 215 lbs and given his relatively slender frame, the beatings that he opens himself up to when fearlessly running the football all over the field could lead to a steeper physical decline than the one we recently saw from a bigger QB that also put himself in harm's way in the running game (Cam Newton). The harsh truth it's not a matter of if Jackson's body will break down from taking frequent huge hits over these years, but when. The human body can only withstand so much punishment and Jackson has actively seeked out a whole lot of it while he's been shattering every QB rushing record in the league history during his initial 5 NFL seasons.  

Based on what's happened to him over the past 2 years, the physical deterioration process could already be starting. For the sake of self-preservation and the collective good of a franchise whose brass might puke if Tyler Huntley is under center again at Christmas this year, Jackson needs to begin emulating the rushing strategies of fellow small QB's Russell Wilson, Kyler Murray and rookie Bryce Young and avoid hard contact whenever possible by sliding or getting out of bounds. Taking whatever he steps he can to make himself less susceptible to getting injured should immediately increase his chances of meaningfully growing the legacy he's already began to build and with a healthy Jackson under center, anything is possible for this team.                

Cincinnati Bengals

2023 Record: 12-4 (1st in AFC North)

Head Coach: Zac Taylor (5th season)

Notable Additions: T Orlando Brown Jr., S Nick Scott, TE Irv Smith Jr.

Notable Departures: S Jessie Bates III, S Vonn Bell, TE Hayden Hurst

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Lou Anarumo Didn't Get a Head Coaching Job

Despite securing multiple interviews during the hiring cycle and being viewed as the frontrunner for the Cardinals job by some NFL media insiders, Lou Anarumo didn't land a head coaching job and will return to the Bengals for his 5th season as defensive coordinator. This is a best case scenario for a Bengals team that is looking to secure their 1st championship after getting pretty damn close to doing so in back-to-back seasons. 

Joe Burrow, Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins' ascension to stardom has managed to overshadow just how good the Bengals defense has been over the past 2 seasons (more like a year and a half, but that's just semantics). Hell, you could make a pretty strong argument that they wouldn't have made it all the way to the Super Bowl in 2021 without their contributions given that most of their scoring came from the right leg of Evan McPherson. Anarumo has instilled a level of toughness and compete level that is first-rate and their ability to generate sacks/takeaways at key moments of the game is seriously impressive. He'll have some difficult things to figure out this season as he tries to re-work a pretty significantly overhauled secondary (more on that in the next section) and try to mold their 1st round pick Myles Murphy into a valuable part of their pass-rushing rotation alongside Trey Hendrickson and Sam Hubbard after a college career at Clemson where he failed to consistently make impact plays. Considering how well he's handled things over the past 2 years in terms of both player development and play-calling, he should up for the challenge and the Bengals have to be thrilled that it will be him navigating these problems instead of a newcomer that more than likely would've been brought in from outside of their system. 

Biggest Reason for Concern: State of Their Secondary

Pass defense was really the only crippling deficiency of the Bengals D in 2022 as they finished 23rd in the league against the pass-which surprisingly was an improvement from their 27th place finish the prior season. Last year's struggles intensified significantly once top corner Chidobe Awuzie tore his ACL during their Week 8 contest versus the Browns. Awuzie's absence forced rookie Cam Taylor-Britt to become a starting outside corner and putting an overwhelmed rookie into the lineup alongside the oft-burned Eli Apple went about as well as expected as the Bengals gave up an average of 251.5 YDS from Week 9 through their AFC Title Game loss to the Chiefs (up from the 202.1 per game they allowed in Weeks 1-7 when Awuzie was healthy).

2023 will introduce a completely new set of problems to a group that already wasn't in the best shape. The biggest (and not exactly unexpected) kick in the balls this group received was losing both of their longtime starting safeties (Jessie Bates III and Vonn Bell) in free agency. There's a case to be made that it makes financial sense to let Bates and Bell walk since the Bengals theoretically have to pay Burrow, Chase and Higgins within the next 18 months and can't afford to commit $80+ million to the safety position at this point in time. 

Even if you're a defender of this move, their plan to replace a pair of top 20 safeties in the league doesn't exactly feel like a home run. Free agent pickup Nick Scott was affordable (3 years/$12 million-which is basically a third of what Bates could end up getting from the Falcons over the life of his deal) for a reason-he's an average-to-below-average player who was never better than the 3rd best overall safety on the Rams during his entire 4-year stint with the team. 2022 1st round pick Dax Hill has more upside since he has the field-spanning versatility and electric playmaking potential that Scott doesn't, but he's also a complete wild card since he got limited reps last season and struggled pretty badly in his 1 start at slot corner when Mike Hilton-who was a bright spot them for them last season and will be back this year-was out with a finger injury. 

Then, there's the negative side effect of their fully expected divorce with Apple after another suspect season being Taylor-Britt becoming a full-time starter on the outside. Transitioning to the NFL game as a rookie corner is a difficult jump that only a small number of guys are able to make and the learning curve is even steeper when you're thrust into a big role on a whim, which makes Taylor-Britt's struggles last season totally understandable. However, his inability to keep receivers in front of him despite his high 4.3 speed and shaky ball skills (0 INT's, 6 passes defensed in 10 games) indicate that he just might not be able to cut it as a starter at this level.  

Add in the realistic potential for regression from Awuzie after the ACL tear and you have a highly combustible situation that could make life really difficult for this team as they attempt to maintain their contender status in an exceptionally competitive conference and division.    

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Finally Getting Their Offensive Line Woes Fixed

As much as their pass defense woes contributed to their loss against the Chiefs in the AFC Championship Game, their offensive line problems reared their ugly head yet again as Burrow took 5 sacks, 6 hits and 11 pressures and the running back duo of Joe Mixon and Samjae Perine averaged a brutally low 2.2 YDS per carry. It does need to be noted that the Bengals were without both starting tackles (Jonah Williams, La'el Collins) as well as starting right guard Alex Cappa in this game, but this performance was unacceptable regardless of circumstances. 

The reality is that even when the Bengals were at full-strength last season, their line wasn't all that great. Their run blocking was among the worst in the league, Collins had arguably the worst year of his career as he constantly looked sluggish and got overwhelmed in nearly every game and Williams and Cordell Volson both ranked in the top 5 in sacks allowed at their positions (Williams actually finished tied for the league lead among tackles with a whopping 12 surrendered). Bengals brass clearly weren't satisfied with their performance last year either as they decided to shake up their tackle situation by signing Orlando Brown Jr. in free agency. Ironically, Brown Jr. was brought in by the Chiefs to play left tackle after they got absolutely dominated by the Buccaneers pass-rush in their Super Bowl loss in 2020. The move for Brown Jr. worked quite well as their line significantly improved during his 2 seasons with the team. While some people around the league still view him as more of a right tackle-which reportedly caused his market to be weaker than expected and the additions of Joe Thuney and Creed Humphrey were equally, if not more key in their successful offensive line overhaul, Brown Jr. proved he can be a reliable left tackle in this league during his time with the Chiefs and that is really all the Bengals need him to be. 

Bringing in Brown Jr. forces Williams over to right tackle, which despite his protests that led to him submitting a trade request after Brown signed in late March, could be good for him and his pursuit of a new deal in free agency as the weaker collection of pass-rushers on the right side could bring his sacks allowed numbers down as well as the general construction of this line now that a better pass-protector is manning the blind side. 

The interior looks to be the same as last year, which isn't the worst news in the world. Cappa and Karras more or less delivered what was expected of them when they joined the Bengals last season and Volson could very well improve now that he has a year of playing guard under his belt after exclusively playing tackle at North Dakota State. Any situation where Burrow isn't getting acquainted with the grass on 75% of his dropbacks and their running backs that are shockingly still being led by Mixon-who looked old and slow for the bulk of 2022-have some actual lanes to rush through will be a huge improvement for this team and could provide them with the boost they need to finally get over the hump and win a title.

Bottom Line:

If Burrow can come back healthy from the calf strain that knocked him out of practice at the start of training camp and their defense can overcome their secondary shakeup, the Bengals should be considered a real threat to make it out of the AFC.           

Cleveland Browns

2023 Record: 7-10 (4th in AFC North)

Head Coach: Kevin Stefanski (4th season)

Notable Additions: DE Za'Darius Smith, WR Elijah Moore, S Juan Thornhill

Notable Departures:  QB Jacoby Brissett, RB Kareem Hunt, DE Jadeveon Clowney

Biggest Reason for Excitement: All of the Pass-Rushers They Brought In to Pair with Myles Garrett

No matter how ugly things got for the 2022 Browns defensively as the injuries piled up and the volume of big plays allowed continued to increase (particularly in the running game), Myles Garrett was a force that simply couldn't be stopped. The now 4x All-Pro racked up 16 sacks, 26 QB hits, 38 pressures, 18 TFL's, 60 total tackles and 4 passes defensed, which helped him finish in 5th place in Defensive Player of the Year voting. Considering that he did all of this with minimal help from his running mates (the entire rest of the team managed 18 sacks combined) while getting even more attention from opposing offenses than usual is frankly absurd even by Garrett's lofty standards.

Their lackluster overall sack totals paired with the hiring of a blitz-happy DC in Jim Schwartz to replace Joe Woods-who was fired after a pretty poor performance in 2022-convinced GM Andrew Berry to go pass-rusher crazy this offseason. Set to replace Jadeveon Clowney as Garrett's primary running mate on the edge is Za'Darius Smith. Smith had himself a great return to the field in 2022 after missing all but 1 game in 2021 with a back injury, registering 10 sacks and earning his 3rd career Pro Bowl nod in the process. Him wanting out of Minnesota after 1 season is a little puzzling (he requested a trade after the Draft and was subsequently dealt to Cleveland a few weeks later), but their loss is a particularly welcome gain for the Browns.

An equally important addition came earlier in the spring when they inked Ogbonnia Okoronkwo to a 3-year deal. Adding a designated pass-rusher in Okoronkwo allows them the luxury of establishing at least somewhat of a pass-rushing rotation to keep their starters more fresh and coming off a career year on a bad Texans team and entering his age-28 season, he could be store in for a nice run of success as he enters his prime.

The guy that could really hold the key of just how good their pass-rush/hopes of establishing a legit rotation can be is rookie Isaiah McGuire. Selected in the 4th round out of Mizzou, McGuire is the classic projection pick who has all the physical tools (speed, size, strength, a couple of effective pass-rushing moves), but just wasn't able to put it all together to be a consistently productive players in college. If McGuire can pop and the Browns can go at least 4 deep with their pass-rushing arsenal, the Ravens, Bengals and Steelers' quest for the top spot in the AFC North could get derailed in short order.  

Biggest Reason for Concern: That Their Defense Still Won't Be Very Good Overall Despite all of the Offseason Changes 

There's a (totally reasonable) belief that firing Woods and bringing in a bunch of new pieces (in addition to the pass-rushers, the Browns also brought in Dalvin Tomlinson, Juan Thornhill, Rodney McLeod and rookie Siaki Ika to either start or get regular reps) will be enough to dramatically change the course of this Browns group this year. As much individual talent as exists within this group, I'm not so sure I believe that.

Before you even get down to the actual X and O's, you have to factor in the lack of durability that this group has. Top corner Denzel Ward is pretty much a lock to get dinged up somewhere down the line as he's missed at least 2 games in each of his 5 NFL seasons thus far, their undersized linebacking corps (Anthony Walker Jr., Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah, Sione Takitaki) have taken some pretty hardcore beatings over the past 2 seasons that have caused them to miss varying amounts of time (Takitaki on the short end with 6 missed games while Walker Jr. is in the pole position with 17) and with Smith entering his age 31 season with a recent serious back injury on his resume, fears surrounding him re-aggravating the ailment remain tangible.

Another not overly considered thing when discussing this defense is how many suspect returning starters they have within their ranks. Jordan Elliott is still penciled in at the other starting defensive tackle spot alongside their new top run-stuffer Tomlinson despite being chief among the reasons their run D was so porous a year ago (25th in the league), the aforementioned starting linebacking corps is far too erratic in coverage and as tacklers to be trusted and despite his solid 4-INT total a year ago, Grant Delpit has been a below average starting safety in both of his healthy NFL seasons. Not to mention, Ward has somehow been able to skate for how poorly he played throughout 2022 as he allowed the highest completion percentage of all their corners that played regularly (60.9%) and YDS (530) on the entire team despite only appearing in 14 games.

The final piece of this potentially combustible puzzle is the man who was brought into replace Woods. Schwartz hasn't had a meaningful coaching role since he got axed as Eagles DC following the 2020 season (he's spent the past 2 seasons with the Titans as a senior defensive assistant) and during his time there, the group actually got progressively worse with each passing year (4th to 12th to 15th to 20th in scoring defense). His overall track record is a bit better as he led the Titans to a pair of top 10 scoring defenses in back-to-back seasons in 2007 and 2008 under Jeff Fisher and his lone year in Buffalo before Doug Marrone resigned in 2014 was revelatory as his group ranked 4th in scoring defense, 4th in total YDS allowed, 3rd in pass defense and 1st in sacks just a year after Mike Pettine had them ranked in the bottom half of the league in many of those same categories. Schwartz has enough of a pedigree to potentially turn things around, but his 2 years away from playcalling/scheming could prove to be detrimental for a group that needs to improve dramatically immediately to help eliminate the high risk Kevin Stefanski has of getting fired if he puts together a 3rd straight losing season.  

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Deshaun Watson Returning to Form

Stefanski's future in Cleveland is largely tied to how Watson fares this season. Is that totally fair since the brass knew Watson would be suspended for most of the 2022 season and effectively be useless for the remainder of it when they traded for him? No, but that's the price you pay when you commit to having a serial sexual predator that hadn't played football for nearly 2 calendar years at QB.

When Watson returned to the field in early December, the results were ugly. He wasn't just shaking the rust off, he looked like he was trying to re-learn the position on the fly. Everything from his throwing motion to the timing with his receivers just looked and felt off and those visible struggles unsurprisingly led to the worst numbers of his career (7 TD's/5 INT/58.2 CMP% in 6 games) by a wide margin. 

Does this mean anything in the grand scheme of things? Not really. Returning to NFL action after nearly 2 years at a time when everybody else is fully in the groove of the season is a baptism by fire that is particularly grueling for a QB. Now that he's conceivably gotten a chance to reacclimate to the game and go through a normal offseason program, the true start of the Watson era in Cleveland has arrived. 

To the credit of the front office, he's being putting in a pretty good spot to succeed. Their running game is one of the best in the league with the perpetually underrated Nick Chubb running behind this old school road grater offensive line (Joel Bitonio, Wyatt Teller, Ethan Pocic, Jedrick Wills, Jack Conklin), Stefanski is a good playcaller who had this offense humming in 2020-which remains the only season he's gotten consistently good QB play in Cleveland and the collection of pass-catchers conceivably got more deeper and more dynamic this offseason with Elijah Moore-who could prove to be one of the most impactful pickups of the offseason if he goes back to being the player he was at the end of his rookie year in 2021 after a brutal sophomore campaign where he fell out of favor with the Jets coaching staff and rookie Cedric Tillman-a popular sleeper pick from this year's receiver class whose jump ball/redzone skills could easily translate to the pros- joining last year's 1-2 punch of Amari Cooper and David Njoku. That's plenty strong enough of a combination to give Watson the ability to return to his previous elite form, especially when you consider what the roster looked like during the end of his run in Houston in 2020. If Watson does stumble this season, it'll all be on him and his inability to reacclimate to the game after such long a time away, which would really be a pity to see since he's such a stand-up guy whose taken complete accountability for his previous actions. 

Bottom Line:

While the Browns do have enough talent on paper to be a playoff team, I'm not particularly confident in their ability to overcome all of the question marks surrounding their roster and coaching staff at the moment.   

Pittsburgh Steelers

2023 Record: 9-8 (3rd in AFC North)

Head Coach: Mike Tomlin (17th season)

Notable Additions: CB Patrick Peterson, G Isaac Seumalo, ILB Cole Holcomb

Notable Departures: CB Cameron Sutton, S Terrell Edmunds, ILB Devin Bush Jr.

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Their Shockingly Aggressive Approach to Adding Players in the Offseason

Kevin Colbert's 22-year tenure as Steelers GM came to a close immediately following the conclusion of the 2022 NFL Draft. His legacy will be defined by helping continue the unparalleled sustained excellence that the Steelers organization has enjoyed across the past 5 decades by helping bring 2 more rings to the Steel City, finding the perfect successor for Bill Cowher in Mike Tomlin and putting together one of the most impeccable drafting records of any executive in the history of the sport. Omar Khan-who had worked in the Steelers front office since 2001 and was Colbert's top lieutenant from 2016-21-was tapped to be his replacement. In his 1st season with complete roster control, Khan immediately proved that he wasn't Colbert 2.0.

While he wasn't afraid to be aggressive in the draft and sacrifice picks to move up the board, Colbert wasn't a big proponent of building through free agency. Given that he was able to bring in guys like Troy Polamalu, James Harrison, Ike Taylor, Casey Hampton, Brett Keisel, Ben Roethlisberger, Heath Miller, Willie Parker, Lawrence Timmons, Ramon Foster, Antonio Brown, Le'Veon Bell, JuJu Smith-Schuster, Cameron Heyward, T.J. Watt and Alex Highsmith via the draft and UDFA pool, it's completely understandable why he preferred to build rosters with homegrown talent. Now it wouldn't be fair to say that Khan is devaluing the draft,  he just also happens to see the value of addressing needs through free agency and man, did he put together a bold inaugural class. 

Patrick Peterson turned back the clock with his borderline shutdown play with the Vikings last season and should easily fill the top corner slot vacated by Cameron Sutton-who signed with the Lions in free agency. Isaac Seumalo is a well-rounded guard who amounted a ton of big game experience with the Eagles that is exact kind of player this young group needs to take the next step. Cole Holcomb and Elandon Roberts should provide the smart, steady play at inside linebacker that they failed to get out of Devin Bush and Myles Jack a year ago. As shockingly slow and unengaged as he looked with the Rams last year, Allen Robinson-who was acquired in a trade-is the perfect distressed asset to roll the dice on given how good he was when healthy during his time with the Jaguars and Bears. Signing Chandon Sullivan over Arthur Maulet makes less sense to me since they're paying more for comparable players, but it's a 1-year deal and he's not a bad player by any stretch. Best of all? All of these veteran additions are projected starters and none of them are making more than $8 mil per year. If these moves pan out, don't be surprised if this how Khan continues to do business this way moving forward.    

In terms of the always accurate and never silly draft grading process, Khan also managed to earn high marks for his 1st draft. Broderick Jones is a prototypical massive, athletic anchor of a modern day offensive line that is being viewed as their left tackle of the future despite currently sitting behind Dan Moore Jr.-whose started there each of the past 2 seasons-on the depth chart, Keeanu Benton is a space-eating nose tackle with some pass-rushing pop that will look to continue the rich legacy of the Steelers interior defensive lineman being total matchup nightmares, 6'4, 240 lb pass-rushing specialist Nick Herbig has a speed/strength-driven skill set that's not all that different from fellow University of Wisconsin alumni Watt and being able to land the son of a Steeler great that Colbert inherited when he took over the job by selecting corner Joey Porter Jr. with the 1st pick of the 2nd round wasn't just a great sentimental pick, it was a needed long-term investment in the corner spot since Peterson is 33 and projected #2 corner Levi Wallace is set to hit free agency after this season. Khan's approach is certainly bigger and riskier than Colbert's, but if Steelers history repeats itself, he could end up being just as successful.   

Biggest Reason for Concern: Najee Harris' Effectiveness as an Every-Down Back

In 2021, Najee Harris' uninspiring 3.9 YDS per carry average could easily be explained away by the Steelers horrible offensive line play. In 2022, the Steelers offensive line improved quite a bit with the additions of center Mason Cole and guard James Daniels, Harris managed to get that number down to 3.8 YPC. Harris' productivity gets even more alarming when you take a gander how the other backs did last season. Rookie Jaylen Warren was viewed as an active threat to his starting job due to his explosiveness and vision when he was out there as a change of pace option as he averaged a pretty great 4.9 YPC. Even the notoriously plodding Benny Snell was able to muster up 4.5 YPC in his occasional mop-up role.

After what he did in 2022, you have to begin to question why Harris is the uncontested starter. There's just no reason to give a guy whose relatively ineffective as a rusher and a respectable pass-catcher out of the backfield at best the kind of playing time that allows him to get 300+ touches per season. How does that help a team that will always be committed to the run under an old school meathead coach like Mike Tomlin win games? 

Warren proved as a rookie that he can run, catch passes and hold up in pass protection at a solid clip, so why not at least throw him in a timeshare with Harris? His explosiveness would add a sincere home-run threat to their offense that Harris simply hasn't provided thus far and would likely give Kenny Pickett more freedom to take off himself and make open throws downfield since defenses would have to be more committed to stopping the run. Giving Harris a final crack at being a workhorse to start the year is fair considering that the Steelers invested a 1st round pick in him, but if he continues to look like the same uninspiring runner managing averaging 2-4 YDS 98% of the time he touches the ball and occasionally diving into the endzone he's been over the past 2 seasons, Warren needs to be inserted into the lineup right away.     

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: A Meaningful Year 2 Jump for Kenny Pickett

The lows from Pickett's 2022 season were among the ugliest I've ever seen from a rookie QB. His 1st start versus the Bills was a textbook example of someone not being ready for the bright lights as he made bad decision after bad decision over all 4 quarters of play, the ugliness that transpired in his paltry performance in the Battle of Pennsylvania game in Philadelphia shouldn't be uttered to anyone and his work in the redzone all season long was concerning as he only completed 38.6% of his passes and threw 5 TD's inside the 20 over his 13 game appearances (12 starts).

Despite all of these red flags and his generally unimpressive stat line (2,404 YDS/7 TD's/9 INT's/63 CMP%/237 Rushing YDS/3 TD's), some flourishes of real potential shined through. His game-winning drive that was capped off with a beautiful 14-YD TD pass to George Pickens in snowy conditions versus the Raiders on Christmas Eve was the stuff of legend, his efficiency as a passer shined through with his excellent accuracy in a few games (Week 7 against the Dolphins, Week 12 versus the Colts, the aforementioned Christmas Eve game against the Raiders) and the resilience he showed after going 2-4 as a starter (as well as losing the Week 4 contest against the Jets in which he replaced Mitch Trubisky after halftime) to regroup and finish the season going 5-0 in games he completed down the stretch (he exited their Week 14 loss to the Ravens in the 1st quarter with a concussion) is pretty impressive.

If he cleans up his redzone passing, makes better decisions and isn't afraid to let it rip when called upon, he'll be well-positioned to make the type of sizable leap he needs to get the Steelers back in a position to compete in the division, if not the conference. Their line should improve with Seumalo and (possibly) Jones coming in to the mix, Dionate Johnson has had a strong camp and appears eager to put his underwhelming 2022 behind him and putting Robinson in the slot alongside the established trio of Johnson, Pickens and Pat Friermuth gives Pickett the luxury of being able to spread the ball across the field in any situation. How much additional responsibility Tomlin and OC Matt Canada feel comfortable giving him in year #2 could ultimately dictate just how much better Pickett gets this season, but if he can prove his game has been cleaned up enough to put more of the offensive responsibilities on his shoulders, the powers that be could feel compelled to open up their offense a bit more than expected and that would be the most exciting thing to happen to the Steelers in roughly 5 years.            

Predicted Standings:

1.Baltimore Ravens (11-6)

2.Cincinnati Bengals (10-7)

3.Pittsburgh Steelers (10-7)

4.Cleveland Browns (6-11)

Friday, August 4, 2023

2022 in Music: Revisited

In August 2022, I was taken aback by the minimal changes in how I felt about 2021's records when I put together my annual "Revisited" piece. For the 2nd straight year, there has basically no movement among the top albums or notable changes in how I felt about the musical year on the whole. Maybe it's just a coincidence, maybe my opinions are harder to change as I'm getting order or maybe it's something else entirely. The only certainty is that the answer to this monumental question will eventually reveal itself in time.  

Really, the only strong revelation that did emerge over the past 7 months is that Will Ramos-era Lorna Shore is a force to be reckoned with in the deathcore scene. It's hard to believe that the same band who put out the pretty generic Psalms in 2015 was able to put something out as massive, emotional and intricately-written as Pain Remains 7 years later. 

Below, are my updated album and EP rankings that demonstrates how miniscule the movement among the rankings were as well as how small the number of new records I checked out post-January is. Hope you Enjoy and be sure to check back for the movie edition of Revisited later this month.   

EP's:

3.(3) END/Cult Leader-Gather & Mourn (B)

2.(2) Billie Eilish-Guitar Songs (B)

1.(1) Foreign Hands-Bleed the Dream (B)

LP's:

125.(121) Muse-Will of the People (D+)

124.(120) Banks-Serpentina (C-)

123.(119) Machine Gun Kelly-Mainstream Sellout (C-)

122.(118) The Devil Wears Prada-Color Decay (C-)

121.(117) Maren Morris-Humble Quest (C)

120.(116) Thornhill-Heroine (C)

119.(115) Camila Cabello-Familia (C)

118.(114) Black Country, New Road-Ants From Up There (C)

117.(113) Foxes-The Kick (C)

116.(112) Megadeth-The Sick, The Dying... and the Dead! (C)

115.(111) MUNA-MUNA (C)

114.(110) Steve Lacy-Gemini Rights (C)

113.(109) Taylor Swift-Midnights (C)

112.(108) Quavo and Takeoff-Only Built for Infinity Links (C)

111.(107) Soilwork-Overgivenheten (C)

110.(106) L.S. Dunes-Past Lives (C)

109.(105) BROCKHAMPTON-TM (C)

108.(104) Beyonce-Renassiance (C)

107.(103) Kilo Kish-American Gurl (C)

106.(102) Slowbleed-The Blazing Sun, a Fiery Dawn (C+)

105.(101) The Chasm-The Scars of a Lost Reflective Shadow (C+)

104.(100) Undeath-It's Time to Rise... from the Grave (C+)

103.(99) Monuments-Stasis (C+)

102.(98) Static Dress-Rouge Carpet Disaster (C+)

101.(97) BROCKHAMPTON-The Family (C+)

100.(96) State Champs-Kings of the New Age (C+)

99.(95) Alexisonfire-Otherness (C+)

98.(92) Drug Church-Hygiene (C+) 

97.(94) Post Malone-Twelve Carat Toothache (B-)

96.(93) Korn-Requiem (B-)

95.(91) Miss May I-Curse of Existence (B-)

94.(90) Charli XCX-Crash (B-)

93.(89) Machine Head-Of Kingdom and Crown (B-)

92.(88) Vince Staples-Ramona Park Broke My Heart (B-)

91.(87) Nova Twins-Supernova (B-)

90.(86) Drake and 21 Savage-Her Loss (B-)

89.(85) Jack White-Entering Heaven Alive (B-)

88.(84) Demi Lovato-HOLY FVCK (B-)

87.(83) Rico Nasty-Las ruinas (B-)

86.(new) AngelMaker-Sanctum (B-)

85.(81) Maggie Rodgers-Surrender (B-)

84.(80) Clutch-Sunrise on Slaughter Beach (B-)

83.(new) Chat Pile-God's Country (B-)

82.(79) The Mars Volta-The Mars Volta (B-)

81.(78) Varials-Scars for You to Remember (B-)

80.(77) Amon Amarth-The Great Heathen Army (B-)

79.(82) Norma Jean-Deathrattle Sing for Me (B-)

78.(76) Electric Callboy-Tekkno (B-)

77.(73) Mitski-Laurel Hell (B-)

76.(72) FKA twigs-Caprisongs (B-)

75.(71) Worm Shepherd-Ritual Hymns (B-)

74.(70) AURORA-THE GODS WE CAN TOUCH (B-)

73.(69) Rolo Tomassi-Where Myth Becomes Memory (B-)

72.(68) Megan thee Stallion-Traumazine (B-)

71.(67) Joji-Smithereens (B-)

70.(75) Rosalia-Motomami (B-)

69.(74) Harry Styles-Harry's House (B-)

68.(66) p.s.you'redead-Sugar Rot (B)

67.(65) Enterprise Earth-The Chosen (B)

66.(64) Municipal Waste-Electrified Brain (B)

65.(63) Analepsy-Quiescence (B)

64.(62) Foxtails-Fawn (B)

63.(61) Gunna-DS4EVER (B)

62.(60) Critical Defiance-No Life Forms (B)

61.(59) Arch Enemy-Deceivers (B)

60.(58) Soreption-Jord  (B)

59.(57) Dr.Acula-Dr.Acula (B)

58.(56) Terror-Pain into Power (B)

57.(55) Cosmic Putrefaction-Crepuscular Dirge for the Blessed Ones (B)

56.(54) Weyes Blood-And in the Darkness, Hearts Aglow (B)

55.(53) Cabal-Magno interitus (B)

54.(52) KEN Mode-Null (B)

53.(51) Carly Rae Jepsen-The Loneliest Time (B)

52.(50) Rina Sawayama-Hold the Girl (B)

51.(49) Action Bronson-Cocodrillo Turbo (B)

50.(48) Florence + the Machine-Dance Fever (B)

49.(new) Cloud Rat-Threshold (B)

48.(47) Meshuggah-Immutable (B)

47.(46) Candy-Heaven is Here (B)

46.(45) Drake-Honestly, Nevermind (B)

45.(44) Sudan Archives-Natural Brown Prom Queen (B)

44.(43) Pusha T-It's Almost Dry (B)

43.(42) Northlane-Obsidian (B)

42.(41) Metro Boomin-Heroes & Villains (B)

41.(40) Slipknot-The End, So Far (B)

40.(39) Artificial Brain-Artificial Brain (B)

39.(38) Kendrick Lamar-Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers (B)

38.(37) Immolation-Acts of God (B)

37.(36) Coheed and Cambria-A Window of the Waking Mind (B)

36.(35) King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard-Changes (B)

35.(34) Denzel Curry-Melt My Eyez See Your Future (B)

34.(33) Jack White-Fear of the Dawn (B)

33.(32) Behemoth-Opvs contra natvram (B)

32.(31) Moon Tooth-Phototroph (B)

31.(30) Goatwhore-Angels Hanging from the Arches of Heaven (B)

30.(29) Fit for An Autopsy-Oh What the Future Holds (B)

29.(28) The Halo Effect-Days of the Lost (B)

28.(27) Stray from the Path-Euthanasia (B)

27.(26) Ithaca-They Fear Us (B)

26.(25) Lamb of God-Omens (B)

25.(24) Soul Glo-Diaspora Problems (B)

24.(23) Shadow of Intent-Elegy (B+)

23.(22) Counterparts-A Eulogy for Those Still Here (B+)

22.(21) King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard-Laminated Denim (B+)

21.(20) Allegaeon-Damnum (B+)

20.(19) Gospel-The Loser (B+)

19.(18) Venom Prison-Erebos (B+)

18.(new) Lorna Shore-Pain Remains (B+)

17.(17) JID-The Forever Story (B+)

16.(16) The Callous Daoboys-Celebrity Therapist (B+)

15.(15) Greyhaven-This Bright and Beautiful World (B+)

14.(14) King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard-Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms and Lava (B+)

13.(13) The Smile-A Light for Attracting Attention (B+)

12.(12) SZA-SOS (B+)

11.(11) Tove Lo-Dirt Femme (B+)

10.(10) Bad Omens-THE DEATH OF PEACE OF MIND (B+)

9.(9) Animals as Leaders-Parrhesia (B+)

8.(8) Revocation-Netherheaven (B+)

7.(7) Cave In-Heavy Pendulum (A-)

6.(6) The Weeknd-Dawn FM (A-)

5.(5) Wormrot-Hiss (A-)

4.(4) Fallujah-Emperyan (A-)

3.(3) King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard-Omnium Gatherum (A-)

2.(2) Vein.fm-This World is Going to Ruin You (A-)

1.(1) Tallah-The Generation of Danger (A)

Thursday, August 3, 2023

2023 NFL Preview: NFC East

 Dallas Cowboys

2022 Record: 12-5 (2nd in NFC East)

Head Coach: Mike McCarthy (4th season)

Notable Additions: CB Stephon Gilmore, WR Brandin Cooks, RB Ronald Jones II 

Notable Departures: RB Ezekiel Elliott, G Connor McGovern, TE Dalton Schultz 

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Offseason Roster Additions

While there wasn't a ton of turnover on the Cowboys roster this offseason, Jerry and Stephen Jones did an excellent job of making sure every move aggressively attacked a need. Brandin Cooks is the perfect steady, reliable veteran #2 option to pair with top dog CeeDee Lamb and with Lamb drawing most of the attention, he might even be in a position to have a career year, Stephon Gilmore had a very good 2022 season with the Colts (11 passes defensed, 2 INT's, career-high 66 tackles) that proved his best days aren't completely behind him and having the luxury of being the #2 corner behind Trevon Diggs puts him in a great spot to have another solid season at age 33 and by finally severing ties with a declining Ezekiel Elliott, they're giving the explosive, dual-threat Tony Pollard the featured back role he's long deserved. Could've they done some more to bolster their OL depth beyond signing Chuma Edoga-who only played 55 snaps for the Falcons last year and was below average at best as a spot starter with the Jets from 2019-21 and bringing in a safer veteran RB option to back up Pollard than fumble king Ronald Jones II? Sure, but their non-splashy approach to secondary moves can't dull the shine and potentially massive impact their 3 biggest personnel decisions of the offseason could have on their team overall.  

Biggest Reason for Concern: Firing Kellen Moore and Replacing Him with Mike McCarthy and Brian Schottenheimer 

For the 2nd straight year, the Cowboys embarrassing exit from the playoffs came courtesy of the 49ers. Unsurprisingly, Jerry Jones needed a head to roll after the team mustered just 12 points in that game and since Mike McCarthy wasn't going to volunteer to go to the guillotine himself, he sent OC Kellen Moore instead. Since letting him go, McCarthy has criticized Moore's desire to "light the scoreboard up" with the passing game and explicitly stated that since Moore didn't run the ball enough, the defense was too tired and that's why they lost. This is a bold, flat-out ridiculous criticism since: 1: The Cowboys were consistently one of the most run-heavy teams in the league under Moore (during the 2022 season in which McCarthy alleges Moore didn't committee to the run enough, Elliott and Pollard earned 231 and 193 carries respectively in 15 and 16 games). 2: They never finished lower than 6th in the league in scoring offense or 11th in total yards during the season of Moore's tenure in which Dak Prescott was under center for the majority of the season.  

With Moore gone, McCarthy himself will be taking over the playcalling duties. As Packers fans will tell you, this is a terrible development for the Cowboys. Going from Moore to McCarthy is like trading in your brand new G-Wagon for a 1982 Mercury Sable. He calls games in such a conservative  fashion that you wouldn't be out of line for thinking somebody had snuck a coach from the 70's or 80's onto the sideline to run the offense when nobody was looking. This will be the first time since 2018 that McCarthy has called the offense, so just imagine how many new archaic game planning techniques he's come up with over the past 5 years!!! 

Having McCarthy as the puppet master of the offense would be bad enough, but the Cowboys decided to make things worse by tapping Brian Schottenheimer to be the new OC. Even if he doesn't have playcalling responsibilities, putting this man in a position of meaningful power on an offensive staff in the year 2023 is just baffling. What more does Schottenheimer need to do to prove that he's terrible at his job? 

He's been stinking up sidelines and meeting rooms for 15+ years now with his wretched gameplans and impeccably bad playcalling instincts and just when you think he's going to be forever banished to miscellaneous assistant gigs, somebody makes him an OC. This madness really needs to stop and hopefully it will once Jerry shitcans McCarthy within the next few seasons.  At least Prescott's pick total will go down since he's about to throw the ball 200 times less than he did in 2022 in order to fit all in those HB dives they're going to run (pray for Pollard's surgically repaired ankle). 

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Having a More Balanced Defense

Watching NFL games on regular-ass cable means consuming Cowboys football is an option nearly every week and since the team is good at the moment, I tuned into most of their games last season. One of the most striking things about the 2022 team was how huge the gap in their defensive play was when their pass rush was playing well and when it wasn't. When it was on, they were a downright stifling group who generated QB pressure/sacks and takeaways at an absurd clip and did a good job of keeping points off the board. When it was off, the ball got moved against them pretty easily and they typically allowed 24+ points. This is supported by several stats such as their poor numbers against the run (22nd in YDS allowed), middle-of-the-rank in passing TD's allowed (14th) despite being ranked in the top against the pass and in scoring defense and the massive point totals they allowed in some games where they got 2 or fewer sacks (31 to the Packers in Week 9, 34 to the Jaguars in Week 15, in Week 16, 27 to the Eagles in Week 16).  

As great and aggressive of a DC as Dan Quinn is, they can't continue to live and die by the effectiveness of their pass-rush. Certain teams are going to have the size, speed and skill on their offensive line and/or a mobile QB that will be able keep a pass rush at bay and if you don't have any other way of executing on defense, you're going to find yourself in a heap of trouble somewhere down the line in a game that matters. 

In this quest for a more balanced defense, there's certain deficiencies that they're going to have to work around. Micah Parsons and Dorrance Armstrong are breathtakingly awful run defenders. Diggs' eagerness to make big plays on the ball is going to lead him to allowing some long TD's. Malik Hooker's health will always be a top concern as he's missed multiple games in every seasons of his career prior to his arrival in Dallas in 2021. 

What the Cowboys are able to hang their hat on is what they did to help boost their roster. The aforementioned addition of Gilmore should help sure up their #2 corner spot that had been manned by the famously up-and-down Anthony Brown for the past 5 seasons. 1st round pick Mazi Smith is a mauler on the interior defensive line that should provide an immediate boost to their poor rush defense while also giving them yet another terrific pass-rusher. And with the expectation that Parsons will play more with his hand in the dirt this season, they should be able to get more reps for a better run defender like Damone Clark or rookie DeMarion Overshown in their linebacking corps. Now, it'll be up to Quinn to make the necessary philosophical and subtle lineup tweaks to take this group to the place they need to get to become a more complete unit. 

Bottom Line:

As talented as the Cowboys are, the pilgrims running the offense could very well cause at least a bit of regression from their 12-5 campaign in 2022. 

New York Giants

2022 Record: 9-7-1 (3rd in NFC East)

Head Coach: Brian Daboll (2nd season)

Notable Additions: TE Darren Waller, ILB Bobby Okereke, C/G Nick Gates

Notable Departures: S Julian Love, G Nick Gates, WR Kenny Golladay

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Seeing What Brian Daboll Can Do in Year #2

Through some solid coaching and getting a whole lot of buy-in from a not overly talented roster, Brian Daboll was able to greatly overachieve in year #1 on the job to the point where the Giants snuck into the playoffs. GM Joe Schoen and ownership rewarded Daboll's excellent rookie season by investing more in the team via some splashy pickups (Darren Waller, Bobby Okereke) and rewarding their cornerstone players (Daniel Jones, Andrew Thomas, Dexter Lawrence) with new deals that keep them with the team long-term. To think what he could do as an encore after effectively expediting their rebuilding efforts by at least 3 years is tremendously exciting for a team that hasn't had much to get excited about as of late.   

Biggest Reason for Concern: The Possibility of 2022 Being a Fluke

I'm well aware of the irony of "immediately" diving into "Was 2022 a fluke?" talk after praising Daboll's coaching job, but that narrative has far too much potential truth in it to be written off as just some jumping off point for a pessimistic WFAN segment . Part of what made the Giants success last season so shocking was how generally unremarkable they were most weeks. They really didn't do anything overly well outside of running the ball (in which they ranked the 4th in the league) and most of their victories seemed to come from simply not turning the ball over much (they actually ranked dead last in giveaways) and playing hard enough for 60 minutes to eek out a win in a close game (8 of their 9 wins were by 8 points or less and 5 of them were by 6 or less).  The magic of the overachieving Giants started to fade once late November hit as they went 2-5-1 in their last 8 regular season games. What caused this skid? Simple: They entered a much tougher part of their schedule than what they had faced out of the gate and they came crashing back down to Earth (their 2 wins during the closing span were over the Commanders and Colts, their 7 wins in the opening stretch were over the Texans, Bears, Titans, Panthers, Packers, Ravens and Jaguars-who were 2-4 when they played). As for their playoff victory, that was more a product of the Vikings having an abysmal defense and embracing their cursed loser status at the end of the game with the Kirk Cousins dump-off pass to T.J. Hockenson well short of the stick on the 4th down than anything special the Giants did.

This weak finish is where moves such as sticking with Daniel Jones and only making a couple of big additions while otherwise staying pat or making lateral moves to replace departed starters like Julian Love and Jon Feliciano with Bobby McCain and Nick Gates could come back to haunt them. Sure, Jones may've had his best year as a pro by a longshot in 2022, but is he good enough to warrant handing $160 million over 4 years to when it's still clear just how good he is after 4 seasons? Do they have enough talent on their roster (especially at the skill positions on offense) to compete in a deceptively tough division, let alone the rest of the league? Can they hold up better against strong opponents than they did a year ago, especially when their schedule is expected to be much tougher this season (their non-division slate consisting of the AFC East, NFC West, New Orleans Saints, Green Bay Packers and Las Vegas Raiders is pretty brutal). If this team wants to prove that 2022 wasn't just a fluke, the answers to all of these questions are going to have to be at least a pretty resounding yes.        

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Making Plays in the Passing Game

Discovering that the Giants had the 26th ranked passing offense in the league in 2022 is actually kind of shocking. Their leading receiver last season was Darius Slayton-who registered only 724 YDS on 46 catches and the only other person to finish with over 500 was Richie James (569 to be exact)-who became a favorite target of Jones down the stretch as he hauled in 26 receptions over the final 5 games he appeared in. Simply put, those aren't the kind of numbers you see out of the top receivers in a healthy passing game-especially since Saquon Barkley has become more of a last-ditch checkdown option (his line in 2022 was 57 catches for 338 YDS) out of the backfield than an actual asset in the passing game in recent years.

The sheer lack of weaponry in the passing game in 2022 is a big part of why it's difficult to tell what Jones can be as a passer. He hit his targets at an impressively high clip (67.2 CMP%-which was the best in the league last season), but outside of Slayton reeling in some deep balls from time to time, no one was able to separate or make players after the catch with any consistency.

Will things be any different on this front in 2023? Hard to say, but there's certainly more playmaking potential in this year's group than there was in last year's. The most obvious contender to take on a true top target mantle is Waller-who cleared 1,100 YDS in both 2019 and 2020 and at 6'6, 245 lbs with roughly 4.5 speed, is one of the toughest downfield matchups in the league. There's some concerns he's starting to wear down after back-to-back injury-shortened seasons that caused the Raiders to sever ties with him, but he's entering the back-end of his prime (he turns 31 in September) and should benefit from a fresh start with a Giants team that should prioritize putting the ball in his hands.

If the training camp depth charts are to be believed, rookie Jaylin Hyatt and Parris Campbell will also be getting at least a fair amount of reps. While Hyatt's game isn't completely pro-ready (his route-running is pretty weak and DB's can take him out of the game with physicality at the point of attack), his top-end vertical speed provides the Giants with the ability to chuck some more long bombs downfield, which would almost certainly help pump their overall numbers up. Campbell, on the other hand, could be a useful short-yardage option in the slot and out of the backfield like he was in his final season with the Colts in 2022 (if he can stay healthy of course).  

Among the returning players, Wan'Dale Robinson-who tore his ACL late last November and put together a few solid games prior to being sidelined-could prove to be a huge factor once he's healthy enough to return and Slayton stands a good chance of remaining a starter and getting a solid target share given his history with Jones. It really doesn't matter where the contributions come from or if a true #1 is able to emerge, they just need to get something meaningful out of their passing game if they want to keep winning games and see what Jones is really made of.

Bottom Line:

I wasn't a believer in the Giants amidst their lengthy early-season winning streak a year ago and despite some marginal roster improvements during the offseason, I am still not a believer now.   

Philadelphia Eagles

2022 Record: 14-3 (1st in NFC East)

Head Coach: Nick Sirianni (3rd season)

Notable Additions: S Terrell Edmunds, RB D'Andre Swift, RB Rashaad Penny

Notable Departures: DT Javon Hargrave, ILB T.J. Edwards, G Isaac Seumalo

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Their Roster is Still Loaded

Losses are inevitable for a Super Bowl team, especially for one that had as many younger guys (T.J. Edwards, Miles Sanders, C.J. Gardner-Johnson, Isaac Seumalo) in contract years as the 2022 Eagles did. What isn't common is being able to replace those guys with promising young players or established veteran talent across the board. Here's a breakdown of the starters they lost this offseason and who will be replacing them in 2023. 

Starters Lost:

Offense: Miles Sanders, Isaac Seumalo

Defense: Javon Hargrave, T.J. Edwards, Kyzir White, C.J. Gardner-Johnson, Marcus Epps 

Replacements:  

Offense: D'Andre Swift, Tyler Steen

Defense: Jalen Carter, Nakobe Dean, Nicholas Morrow, Reed Blankenship, Terrell Edmunds

Just ridiculous stuff. On top of that, they were able to re-sign James Bradberry to a multi-year deal, convince veterans leaders Jason Kelce, Fletcher Cox and Brandon Graham to return for another year and ink Jalen Hurts to a massive extension that will keep him in Philly through the end of the 2028 season. This is still easily among the most loaded overall rosters in the league on both sides of the ball and it would be a shock if there was a non-injury-epidemic scenario where they didn't end up at the top of the NFC hierarchy once again.  

Biggest Reason for Concern: RB Health

As I just mentioned above, Miles Sanders was among the players the Eagles decided not to re-sign this offseason. With RB's having the short shelf life that they do in the NFL and his 2022 campaign being significantly better than his previous 3 (his 1,269 rushing YDS cleared his previous career high by 402 YDS and the 11 rushing TD's he scored were 2 more than the previous 3 seasons combined), moving on was the sensible decision. The primary candidates to replace Sanders as the top back are veterans D'Andre Swift and Rashaad Penny. On paper, this is a great solution. They're both explosive runners with some pass-catching ability that could complement each other well as Swift is exceptionally quick/ shifty in the open field while Penny runs like a bull unleashed on the streets of Pamplona and the money on them is short with Penny inking a 1-year/$1.35 mil deal in free agency and Swift entering the final year of his rookie deal after being traded from the Lions. In practice, it could be catastrophic since neither Penny or Swift has ever played a full slate of games in the pros.

Yes, you read that correctly neither of these guys have ever been healthy over the course of an entire season. The severity of the ailments and time missed however is pretty significant as Penny has suffered multiple season-ending injuries (torn ACL in 2019, broken fibula last year) while Swift tends to get dinged up with ankle sprains, groin strains, etc. and miss 3-4 games per year. In the event that they do both get hurt and miss games, the incumbent trio of Kenneth Gainwell, Boston Scott and Trey Sermon would be left to handle the RB duties-which wouldn't be ideal since the former pair are mostly only effective as pass-catchers and the latter only managed to get 2 carries last season after being a surprise cut from the 49ers final roster last September. Having a productive running back capable of handling a heavy workload was an underrated aspect of the Eagles offensive success in 2022 and the shaky durability of their presumed new 1-2 punch at the position could compromise their ability to replicate that dynamic ground game this season.    

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Not Letting the Super Bowl Loss Get to Them

Being so close to achieving the ultimate goal every NFL, but ultimately falling short is the type of devastating failure that can cause a team to unravel. Doubt can creep in, chemistry can fracture and the pressure to get back there can prove to be too much to handle. The Eagles are the latest team to face this struggle and despite having the misfortune of both coordinators (Shane Steichen, Jonathan Gannon) leaving to take head coaching jobs elsewhere this offseason, they're better positioned than most teams to not let their Super Bowl loss consume them.

Several of their leaders (Kelce, Cox, Graham, Lane Johnson) were around when they won the Super Bowl in 2017, severe more of their standout players (Darius Slay, A.J. Brown, Bradberry, Hasson Reddick, Jordan Mailata, Josh Sweat) have been around long enough to know that you can't let one stinging loss affect your focus and perhaps most importantly, their young ascending star QB is an even-keeled kid who has had to overcome his share of adversity in his football life and showed during that loss that he's capable of shining bright on a big stage. The 2022 Bengals were able to shake the Super Bowl hangover by maintaining their identity and not shrinking under pressure. My gut tells me that the 2023 Eagles will do the same thing.   

Bottom Line:

Unless they start playing with their heads up their asses, suffer a massive coaching downgrade with new coordinators Brian Johnson and Sean Desai or get hit with a massive wave of injuries, the Eagles should be strong contenders to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl once again.

Washington Commanders 

2022 Record: 8-8-1 (4th in NFC East)

Head Coach: Ron Rivera (4th season)

Notable Additions: QB Jacoby Brissett, ILB Cody Barton, T Andrew Wylie 

Notable Departures: C Chase Roullier (retired), S Bobby McCain, QB Taylor Heinicke

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Dan Snyder Has Finally Sold the Team

After 24 excruciating years, a nightmarish chapter in DC/Virginia sports history finally closed on July 20th when Dan Snyder officially sold the Commanders. Many felt that Snyder was a cancer that couldn't be cured as he brushed off scandal after scandal during his tenure as owner (especially over the past few years) and as recently as a few months ago when some hiccups with the tentative deal to sell the team to Josh Harris emerged, it seemed like the sale possibly wouldn't go through. Now that he's officially gone, Commanders fans can breath a sigh of relief and look forward to the future for the first time since the dawn of the new millennium when they were still a pillar of the league. They'll probably move out of the decaying dump that is FedFex Field in short order, players/coaches will likely be more willing to stay (although that hasn't been as much of an issue under their current regime of Ron Rivera/Martin Mayhew/Jason Wright) and above all, their organization will be free from the toxicity and ineptitude that trickled down from the top. While Harris hasn't achieved much meaningful success with his other sports enterprises (he also owns the Philadelphia 76ers and New Jersey Devils) since entering the space in 2011, the bar for him to clear is so low that the fans will give him a lot of grace for the foreseeable future as he tries to dig this team out of purgatory.     

Biggest Reason for Concern: Any Possible Outcome Coming from Eric Bieniemy being their OC

After being passed over for head coaching vacancies over 5 (!) straight hiring cycles, Eric Bieniemy decided he needed to leave Kansas City and Andy Reid's shadow in order to improve his chances of landing one of the NFL's top gigs. The job that he settled on was the vacant OC gig in Washington, who is in desperate need of an offensive facelift after finishing last year in the bottom half of the league in every important category outside of rushing offense-where they ranked 12th despite having the 4th most attempts in the league .

While it's definitely unfathomable that Bieniemy became the 1st OC under Reid in Kansas City that didn't get a head coaching gig within 2 years of taking the job and saw many guys with less impressive resumes got hired over him (Urban Meyer, Nathaniel Hackett, Matt Rhule, Kliff Kingsbury, Freddie Kitchens, David Culley, Brandon Staley) from 2019-23, there are plenty of historical reasons to not view Bieneimy as a slam dunk hire-even if his reported struggles in interviews are merely the product of a fabricated media narrative. 

The harsh truth is that Doug Pederson is the only Reid acolyte from the offensive side of the ball that has excelled as a head coach/sole playcaller. Matt Nagy was basically a .500 head coach while he was with the Bears whose offense was sluggish and predictable following his terrific inaugural campaign in 2018, Brad Childress managed both higher highs (2 playoff berths, 2 10+ win seasons and 1 NFC Championship Game appearance) and lower lows (2 losing seasons, a massive blowout loss to the Eagles in the 2008 playoffs) with the Vikings than Nagy had with the Bears, but he only lasted about 4 and a half seasons before getting axed during the 2010 season after starting 3-7. As for Pat Shurmur, simply uttering his name in the greater Cleveland or Tri-State area is frowned upon as he led both the Browns and Giants to 9-23 records as HC. Not to mention, Shurmur also just fizzled big time as the Broncos OC in 2021-where he led them to be the 23rd ranked scoring offense and 19th passing offense during Vic Fangio's last year as HC.  

There's also the matter of Bieniemy's poor performance as Colorado OC's before he left the position in 2013 to become the RB coach under Reid in Kansas City (he likely wouldn't have been retained at Colorado anyways since his boss Jon Embree was fired after the 2012 season). In Bieniemy's 2 years on the job, the team went a whopping 4-22 and his offenses ranked 109th and 120th respectively in scoring in all of D1 college football (note: there were 124 teams in D1 at this time). Now, he didn't exactly have much to work with as wide receiver Paul Richardson was the only future NFL player on the roster, but posting bottom 10 offenses in the country while playing outside of the heavyweight conferences of the SEC and Big Ten is unacceptably awful.

What all of this points to is that we don't really know what kind coach of Bieniemy is without Reid by his side and the implications of that are kind of scary for a team that has plagued by bad offensive coaching throughout Rivera's tenure with the team and pretty much every year since their hotshot whippersnapper OC Sean McVay left to become the head coach of the Rams in January 2017. 

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: QB Play 

The concerns over what Bieniemy is going to be able to as their OC directly tie-in into what his most difficult assignment will be: getting something out of the QB position. At this moment in time, it appears 2nd year pro Sam Howell will be their Week 1 starter as there has been no chatter of a QB competition taking place in camp and Rivera has hinted since late January that he'll get the 1st crack at the starting gig. As dicey as this could be given Howell's lack of meaningful game experience (his Week 18 start against the Cowboys was his only game action as a rookie), finding out what you have in the young kid makes more sense than just rolling out the reliable yet unexciting veteran Jacoby Brissett on the grounds of the established floor he provides.

In terms of raw skills, there's a lot to like about Howell. He's a true dual threat, his decisionmaking is excellent and his ability to go through his reads in a quick yet efficient manner is a rare for a kid who played in a spread offense in college. Early public endorsements from top receivers Terry McLaurin and Jahan Dotson as well as the flashes of strong play as both a passer and a runner he had during that Cowboys game last year are encouraging signs that the Commanders might've found themselves some late-round gold when Howell unexpectedly tumbled all the way down to the 5th round in the 2022 draft for reasons that still aren't quite clear. 

On the downside, the kid has a wiry 6'1 frame that makes him more susceptible to taking a beating at the professional level, he holds the ball for far too long (this showed up in the Cowboys game as he took 3 sacks) and while the unreliable hands of his receivers in college contributed to his unimpressive completion percentage numbers in 2019 (61.4) and 2021 (62.5), his accuracy-especially downfield-is a bit inconsistent. Given Howell's experience level, Bieniemy's desire to prove himself as a strong offensive mind and Rivera's questionable job security, the likelihood of an RPO-driven system being established here that allows Howell to make quick decisions/easy throws with play action and not throw the ball 40 times per game, and thus, give them the best chance of winning games, seems very strong.

If Howell flounders or gets hurt, Brissett is as strong of a backup as you'll find in the league. His low turnover rate (23 career INT's in 48 starts and 76 game appearances over 7 seasons) alone would make him a considerable improvement over what Taylor Heniecke and Carson Wentz gave them last season and the Commanders reliably strong defense would put him in a better position to win games than he was in with the Dolphins and Browns over the past two seasons. As shocking it sounds, this is probably the best position the Commanders have been in at QB since before Alex Smith suffered his massive leg injury in 2018 and considering that this team has been consistently competitive in 3 seasons under Rivera without getting much from the position, this could mean that they're about to surprise some people this season.

Bottom Line:

If the offense can find an identity and perform at least a respectable level, the Commanders could find themselves returning to the playoffs for the first time since 2020.      

Predicted Standings:

1.Philadelphia Eagles (12-5)

2.Dallas Cowboys (10-7)

3.Washington Commanders (9-8)

4.New York Giants (7-10)

Monday, July 31, 2023

Jackie Chan Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Jackie Chan-whose latest project "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem" is in theaters tomorrow.  

Jackie Chan's Filmography Ranked:

18.The Tuxedo (D-)

17.The Medallion (D)

16.The Foreigner (D+) 

15.Drunken Master (C-)

14.The Forbidden Kingdom (C)

13.The Lego Ninjago Movie (B-)

12.Mulan (B-)

11.Shanghai Knights (B-)

10.Rumble in the Bronx (B-)

9.Rush Hour 3 (B)

8.Kung Fu Panda 3 (B)

7.Police Story (B)

6.Kung Fu Panda 2 (B)

5.Mr. Nice Guy (B)

4.Shanghai Noon (B)

3.Rush Hour 2 (B+)

2.Kung Fu Panda (B+)

1.Rush Hour (B+)

Top Dog: Rush Hour (1998)

Has it aged well? Not exactly! However, Rush Hour still manages to be a very entertaining, influential action comedy that features one of the great "forced" buddy pairings (Chan, Christ Tucker) in cinema history and goofy, high-energy action scenes that bring an American sense of chaos to its Hong Kong-inspired martial arts.     

Bottom Feeder: The Tuxedo (2002)

Once Chan established a real footing in American cinema following the success of Shanghai Noon and the Rush Hour films, the offers to appear in some real pieces of garbage started rolling in. From the duds he decided to appear in, the supreme stink of The Tuxedo really stands out. The Tuxedo is in some special company alongside such classics as The Master of Disguise and The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas of movies that were so dumb, dull and unfunny that I despised them when I was a kid.      

Most Underrated: Mr. Nice Guy (1997)

Mr. Nice Guy has all of the awe-inspiring fight choreography/stuntwork and slapstick humor of Chan's best projects paired with a sub 90-minute runtime that ensures that the fun stuff that is prioritized over getting overly bogged down with developing a silly story that is designed to be second to the fights and jokes anyways.     

Most Overrated: The Foreigner (2017)

Kudos to Chan for breaking away from his mold in the States by making something dramatic and still being able to move well in the fight scenes in his early-60's, but The Foreigner is a huge swing-and-miss. Whatever brief jolts of excitement come from the action are constantly overshadowed by an incoherent mess of a plot that's centered around an increasingly absurd government conspiracy and some brutally slow pacing that stops the movie dead in its tracks whenever it threatens to get exciting.   

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

LaKeith Stanfield Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of LaKeith Stanfield-whose latest project "Haunted Mansion" releases in theaters tomorrow.  

LaKeith Stanfield's Filmography Ranked:

18.Sorry to Bother You (D)

17.The Incredible Jessica James (C)

16.Miles Ahead (C)

15.Someone Great (C+)

14.Crown Heights (C+)

13.The Girl in the Spider's Web (B)

12.The Purge: Anarchy (B)

11.Snowden (B)

10.The Photograph (B+)

9.Knives Out (B+)

8.The Harder They Fall (A-)

7.Selma (A-)

6.Dope (A)

5.Straight Outta Compton (A)

4.Short Term 12 (A)

3.Judas and the Black Messiah (A)

2.Uncut Gems (A)

1.Get Out (A)

Top Dog: Get Out (2017)

After making a pretty great career himself for in the world of acting/sketch comedy, Jordan Peele wasted no time announcing himself as a special filmmaking talent with one of the most assured and masterful directorial debuts in the history of cinema. Courtesy of a tone that perfectly mixes hilarious satire with disturbing psychological horror and a group of actors that knew exactly what notes they needed to hit to make this balancing act, Get Out ends up a smart, wildly entertaining mediation on race relations in the United States and the current face that racism has taken on in this country (well maybe not totally current, since Nazis, the KKK and other blatant hate groups have become a LOT more prevalent again since this was made).    

Bottom Feeder: Sorry to Bother You (2018)

In terms of recent attempts at satire that I've seen, this just might be the worst of the bunch. Boots Riley demonstrates that he was coming into this whole making movies things from another creative medium by making something that is so eager to take shots at so many of America's ills (capitalism, corporate  greed, cultural appropriation, people of color acting/speaking differently to make white people more comfortable with their presence, violence in media) at the same time that it never develops a cohesive message and boasts such an awkward, stiff comedic rhythm that almost none of its jokes land. 

Most Underrated: Short Term 12 (2013)

Years before Brie Larson, Rami Malek, Destin Daniel Cretton, Kaitlyn Dever, Stephanie Beatriz and Stanfield were winning awards and getting the chance to be in or direct blockbusters, they were cutting their teeth on a tiny indie drama that never really received much fan fare outside of the Grand Jury Prize at South by Southwest. Short Term 12 is one of those intimate DIY films that beautifully tackles a tough subject matter (the plot focuses on a woman in her mid-20's who manages a group home for troubled teenagers who is forced to reckon with the suppressed demons from her childhood when she bonds with a new resident whose history of self-harm and neglect/abuse from a parent are eerily similar to her own) by treating it with honesty and empathy. Bringing a combination of grace, care and authenticity to every aspect of the film is precisely why so many people from this project are doing big things in Hollywood today.       

Most Overrated: Sorry to Bother You (2018)

As I outlined above, I feel that Sorry to Bother You wastes a bunch of gifted actors (Stanfield, Tessa Thompson, Steven Yeun, Danny Glover, Jermaine Fowler, Omari Hardwick, Terry Crews, Kate Berlant David Cross, Lily James, Forest Whitaker, Rosario Dawson) on a brutally unfunny mess of a movie that tries to say/do far too much in under 2 hours.