Thursday, August 21, 2025

Fantasy Football 2025: Most Overvalued Players

Quarterback: Brock Purdy (49ers) (ADP: Yahoo!: 75.8 ESPN: 93.1)

There's a real "one of these things is not like the other vibe" with Purdy's placement in the overall QB7-10 range alongside the likes of Baker Mayfield, Justin Herbert and Kyler Murray. While the glory of Purdy's pretty much perfect low-end QB1 game manager campaign (4,280 YDS/31 TD's/11 INT's/2 Rushing TD's) in 2023 can't be ignored or denied, it's awfully presumptuous to assume that the injuries to his cohorts that dragged him down to the mid-QB2 levels in 2024 aren't going to remain a problem in 2025. Brandon Aiyuk is going to start on the year PUP. Jauan Jennings is currently dealing with a calf injury that could keep sidelined into the regular season. Ricky Pearsall has already miss time during camp and has an injury rap sheet from his college days that is rather extensive. Christian McCaffery and George Kittle may be healthy right now, but everybody who follows the league closely knows that they aren't safe bets to remain that way for the whole season. Things could end up working out for the 49ers on the injury luck front after everything went so poorly last year, I'm just not comfortable taking Purdy so high when he has so many ticking time bombs surrounding him and lacks the steady rushing floor to overcome the passing game limitations that would likely come into play if more than a couple of them were to go off.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Bo Nix (Broncos), Justin Fields (Jets), J.J. McCarthy (Vikings)

Running Back: Breece Hall (Jets) (ADP: Yahoo!: 40.3 ESPN: 57.5)

As much of a relief it is to see the Hall elite RB1 propaganda push finally reach its overdue end, his stock remains too damn high. The Jets were in a full-blown RB timeshare last season as Hall split time with rookies Braelon Allen and Isaiah Davis, and all indications right are that this rotation arrangement is only going to become more prominent now that Ben Johnson disciple Tanner Engstrand is running their offense. On top of that, there's a belief that Allen could usurp Hall as 1A in the committee as early as Week 1. If this is indeed true, it would be an absolutely devastating development for Hall's already dwindling fantasy appeal. Anybody wanting to press their luck on the Jets backfield would be much better off taking a flier on Allen in the final few rounds of the draft.        

Dishonorable Mentions: Kaleb Johnson (Steelers), Kenneth Walker III (Seahawks), Joe Mixon (Texans)

Wide Receiver: DK Metcalf (Steelers) (ADP: Yahoo: 49.7 ESPN: 50.7)

Metcalf's days of being a reliable fantasy investment are over for now at least. Given his pretty rigid skill set as an elite vertical threat, the ex-Seahawks wideout couldn't have landed in a worse spot than Arthur Smith's run-dominant conservative scheme in Pittsburgh. Just take a look back at how much Smith nerfed explosive downfield receivers in A.J. Brown and Drake London in the past then add in the extra kick in the balls Metcalf has to endure by trying to catch the few looks he does get each game off the arm of unengaged cantankerous old man Aaron Rodgers. Drafting this poor doomed soul over somebody like Garrett Wilson, Mike Evans or Marvin Harrison Jr. in rounds 4-5 would be ill-advised to say the least.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Terry McLaurin (Commanders), Rashee Rice (Chiefs), Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins)

Tight End: Sam LaPorta (Lions) (ADP: Yahoo!: 49.4 ESPN: 51.8)

As I said in the Undervalued Players piece yesterday, my problem with LaPorta is less about his ability and more about the asking price for his services. His 60/726/7 output from last season was merely solid overall and there's a real chance he can't even get back to that level in 2025 given the inevitable regression risk that exists for the Lions offense in the wake of Ben Johnson's departure.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Travis Kelce (Chiefs), David Njoku (Browns), Evan Engram (Broncos)

Defense/Special Teams:  Lions (ADP: Yahoo!: 124.1 ESPN: 138.0)

There is some indisputable appeal to this group. Their takeaway totals should be nice given how aggressively their DB's play the ball and Aidan Hutchinson coming back should up their sack rate by a decent margin. Unfortunately, they also have a tendency to allow a ton of points, which kind of undoes the power of their stat-sheet stuffing prowess elsewhere and makes them far too unreliable to be considered as the top 5-7 overall D/ST they're currently projected to be.   

Dishonorable Mentions: Steelers, Bills, Seahawks

Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Fantasy Football 2025: Most Undervalued Players

Quarterback: C.J. Stroud (Texans) (ADP: Yahoo!: 119.9 ESPN: 142.4 )

There was a real argument to be made that Stroud's historic rookie season in 2023 led to his fantasy stock getting overly inflated for 2024. The pendulum has swung in the other direction as the top sites have punished him too harshly for the semi-slump he experience in his sophomore season. While his ceiling remains a bit shaky due to the question marks surrounding his offensive line, Stroud has a pretty steady floor thanks to the collection of reliable pass-catchers (Nico Collins, Christian Kirk, Dalton Schultz, Xavier Hutchinson, potentially rookies Jayden Higgins) he has surrounding him and the possibility of them leaning more on the pass this season as Joe Mixon is currently entering his age 29 season nursing a lingering ankle injury without a viable successor (fellow injury-hampered vet Nick Chubb is expected to be the top backup) waiting in the wings to take on a meaningful share of the heavy workload he had last season. 

Honorable Mentions: Jordan Love (Packers), Geno Smith (Raiders), Bryce Young (Panthers)

Rookie Sleeper: Cam Ward (Titans)

Running Back: Tony Pollard (Titans) (ADP: Yahoo!: 62.6 ESPN: 85.7)

A middling TD total (5) and the lingering fear that Tyjae Spears is going to swoop in and steal at least some of his touches has relegated Pollard to the middle rounds of the draft. In my eyes, this situation makes Pollard a prime target for anybody that's waiting to draft a RB2/3 until rounds 5-7. Pollard cleared 1,000 YDS rushing for the 3rd straight season last year, has decent pass-catching production (41 receptions last year, 55 in 2023, 39 in 2022) and should have a much easier time finding open rushing lanes with a true athletic threat in Cam Ward under center than he did last year with the Will Levis/Mason Rudolph pocket passing horror movie.    

Honorable Mentions: Aaron Jones (Vikings), D'Andre Swift (Bears), Jaylen Warren (Steelers)

Rookie Sleeper: Cam Skattebo (Giants)

Wide Receiver: Calvin Ridley (Titans) (ADP: Yahoo!: 76.8 ESPN: 71.0 )

Back-to-back members of the reigning worst team in the NFL? Say it ain't so! Ridley hasn't been a favorite of mine since he returned to football in 2023 following his year-long gambling suspension, largely because he has an Amari Cooper-esque gift for pulling several multi-week disappearing acts every season. That being said, he should continue to be a target hound in his 2nd year with the Titans and the chemistry he's flashed with his new QB Cam Ward during camp/preseason games is a promising sign that he could be something more than a volume-dependent WR3 in 2025.

Honorable Mentions: Jakobi Meyers (Raiders), Jauan Jennings (49ers), Josh Downs (Colts)

Rookie Sleeper: Jayden Higgins (Texans)

Tight End: Tucker Kraft (Packers) (ADP: Yahoo!: 96.8 ESPN: 109.9)

Of all the players in fantasy this year, nobody's current ADP confuses me more than Kraft's. The 3rd year tight end took a huge leap last year-hauling in 50 catches for 707 and 7 TD's and despite the selection of Matthew Golden in the 1st round of April's draft, remains the favorite to be the top redzone target on a Packers squad that largely lacks size at WR/TE. There are some bigger names (Sam LaPorta, T.J Hockenson) out who have put up similar numbers who are going 3-5 rounds higher for reasons that remain unclear to me (I get that there has to be a "middle ground" between the McBride/Bowers/Kittle trio whose WR-esque production has elevated them into the top 30 overall picks and the fringe guys that will only end up being drafted in 55-75% of leagues, but it's insane to have guys putting up WR3/4 numbers go in the top 55-60 simply due to how few game-changers there at the position). It wouldn't surprise me at all if electing to draft Kraft over those guys being taken in rounds 5 or 6 ends up being the difference between winning the title and falling short of one for some people out there.    

Honorable Mentions: Dallas Goedert (Eagles), Dalton Kincaid (Bills), Zach Ertz (Commanders)  

Rookie Sleeper: Elijah Arroyo (Seahawks)

Defense/Special Teams: Chargers (Yahoo!: 134.7 ESPN: 169.5)

Based on this year's fantasy rankings, you would be right to assume that the Broncos were the top defense in the league last year. The ironic reality is that distinction actually belongs to their AFC West rivals down in Los Angeles. To be fair, there are more questions surrounding the Chargers ability to perform at a high level again than the Broncos considering how much older they are as a group. Still, it's nuts that the price to acquire the reigning #1 scoring defense in the league that is returning the majority of its starters from a year ago is so low (especially on ESPN).     

Honorable Mentions: 49ers, Bears, Patriots

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

2025 NFL Preview: NFC South

 Atlanta Falcons

2024 Record: 8-9 (2nd in NFC South)

Head Coach: Raheem Morris (2nd season)

Notable Additions: OLB Leonard Floyd, S Jordan Fuller, DE Morgan Fox

Notable Departures: C Drew Dalman, DT Grady Jarrett, S Justin Simmons

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Their Odds of Making the Playoffs/Winning the Division Haven't Been This High Since Dan Quinn's Tenure

Over the last 4 seasons, the Falcons have been the most steadily slightly below average team in the league (it would be 7 straight, but that pesky 4-12 dumpster fire 2020 campaign threw a wrench into their impressive reign of being a consistent borderline middler franchise). They ripped off 3 straight 7-10 seasons under Arthur Smith and only improved by 1 win in Raheem Morris' 1st season on the job. Entering 2025, they have their best chance of finishing on the right side of .500 or maybe even winning the division they've since the final good year they had under Dan Quinn back in 2017. 

Let me be clear, this take isn't due to having firm belief in Morris or the Falcons roster. In fact, I remain very unsure of everything on this team except the talent of Bijan Robinson, Drake London, Jessie Bates, A.J. Terrell and their offensive line with the exception of center in the wake of Drew Dalman leaving for the Bears in free agency. What is driving this take is the status of the teams in their division and the schedule they have on tap for this season. In terms of the NFC South, it could be theirs for their taking. The Bucs are the most vulnerable they've been in years with the question marks surrounding their secondary and once again being saddled with the burden of having to overhaul their offense after Liam Coen left for a head coaching gig in Jacksonville, the Panthers remain a youth-driven team that doesn't appear to be ready to make the leap into playoff contention quite yet and the Saints are taking another big step towards the full blown rebuild they've been trying to avoid over the past few seasons. On the schedule front, they have a pretty favorable draw with the AFC East and NFC West-which are a pair of divisions that could be in line to be the weakest they've been in quite some time given the status of the bulk of the teams that are sitting behind their respective reigning champs (Bills, Rams). A 1–3-win improvement from last season feels completely attainable for this group and a failure to deliver on that would most likely put Morris on the hot seat at season's end.          

Biggest Reason for Concern: Jeff Ulbrich Being Hired as Their New DC

Finding a fall guy to throw under the bus after ending the season on a 2-5 skid that caused them to lose the division to the Bucs despite sweeping their season series felt like a strong possibility here and the Falcons did indeed find one in DC Jimmy Lake. While Lake didn't do a great job by any means (23rd in scoring defense, 15th in rushing defense, 22nd in passing defense, 31st in redzone defense, 28th in redzone defense, 16th in takeaways, 31st in sacks) the group's regression from 2023 under Ryan Nielsen wasn't sharp enough to warrant a firing after 1 season on the job. Alas, that's how the cookie crumbles in the modern NFL and I'm sure Lake himself isn't overly sad to be back with the Rams after a year away.

Who Morris elected to replace Lake with raised more than a few eyebrows as he elected to hire his old friend Jeff Ulbrich, who he worked alongside with from 2015-2020 during his first stint with the Falcons as assistant HC/DB coach/DC. Ulbrich's stock as a coach is arguably the lowest it's ever been after what transpired once he took over as the Jets interim HC for the final 12 games of the season following the surprise early season firing of Robert Saleh last October. The most notable failure of Ulbrich's stint as the leader of the Jets coaching staff was the rapid decline of their vaunted defense once Saleh left, which naturally raised the question of just how much Ulbrich was contributing to the gameplanning/playcalling efforts while the group was dominating over the prior 2 seasons.

Ulbrich will his hands full trying to rehab image with this group that has been a thorn in the side of this team for close to a decade at this point. There are a whopping 2 guys on this unit (Bates, Terrell) that have proven themselves to be consistent impact players at this level and worst of all, this group is returning most of its starters from last year's dismal unit (the sole projected new starters are 2nd year DT Ruke Orhororo, DE Leonard Floyd-who is coming an 8.5 sack season with the 49ers, ILB Divine Deablo-who was an average player through his first 4 seasons with the Raiders and FS DeMarcco Hellams-who made 4 starts as a rookie in 2023 and was on IR for all of 2024). There's also of course the wild card of the 4 rookies they took with their top 4 picks in the draft (DE's Jalon Walker and James Pearce Jr., S's Xavier Watts and Billy Bowman Jr.) whose roles all remain unclear at this juncture. The Falcons have to be hoping that what happened with the Jets last year was a result of them quitting on Ulbrich rather than a reflection of his coaching prowess because short of at least a couple of those rookies or Orhororo, Diablo and/or Hellams breaking out, this group doesn't even have half the talent he had with the Jets last season and shit could get really ugly really fast if his coaching isn't up to snuff.           

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Michael Pennix Jr. Finding a Groove in His First Full Season as a Starting QB

It really did appear like Michael Pennix Jr. was going to become the first (healthy) QB selected in the top 10 of the draft since Patrick Mahomes to sit for the entirety of his rookie season. Then, Morris surprisingly pulled their high-priced vet Kirk Cousins from the starting job with only 3 games left in the regular season as they were in the midst of a heated battle with the Bucs for the NFC South title. That's an incredibly high leverage spot to throw a rookie that had yet to play a meaningful down in the NFL at that point into and to his credit, Penix Jr. held up pretty well. While they ended up going 1-2 over his 3 starts, Penix Jr. didn't appear to be intimidated by the inherent pressure that the professional stage generates in the slightest and made some plays that sparked at least a bit of optimism for his future as the Falcons starting quarterback.

No matter where you stand on Penix Jr. right now, everybody can agree that a 3-start sample size is far too small to draw any meaningful conclusions from. It wasn't too long ago that the Falcons themselves experienced a painful rookie mirage when Desmond Ridder came out and looked solid over 4 starts to close out his rookie season then immediately imploded in spectacular fashion during his sophomore season when he was named the full-time starter. Invoking Ridder's name in the same breath as Penix Jr. is admittedly a stretch as he was nowhere near as coveted as a prospect coming out of college, but it does serve as a valuable lesson for the people out that there put too much stock in a young quarterback having a short run of nice starts.

The biggest thing we need to see from Penix Jr. in his first full season as an NFL starter is improved accuracy. What has kind of blew my mind about Penix's terrific PFF grade (87.5, which would've been top 10 in the league if he had played enough snaps) was how shitty his completion percentage was (58.8% during his 3 starts and just 54.8% in the 2 losses he closed out the season on). Drops were of course a bit of a factor in this equation as he endured 7 of them over this stretch, but 5 of them came in the same game (Week 18 versus the Panthers) and were definitely outnumbered by the number of eye-popping whiffs he made (the only game I saw Penix Jr. play in was in Week 17 versus the Commanders on SNF and there were about 5-7 throws he made during that game that were some of the ugliest incompletions I saw any QB make last year).

The other area where Penix Jr. gets into real trouble his with his decision-making. His gunslinging tendencies didn't him get into trouble all that much when became a star at the University of Washington as threw 19 picks on 1,109 attempts over his 2 seasons as their starter. It was a bit of a different story in the pros as he had a pick in every single start he made despite only logging 100 total attempts during that stretch. Expecting Penix to change the way he plays entirely would be untenable and ridiculous, especially when he plays in the same division as a guy in Baker Mayfield who has found great success of late while embracing his status as a fearless gunslinger. That being said, he needs to show a better understanding of when to take risks and when to play it safe and not just blindly chuck the ball downfield with the hopes that London or Darnell Mooney will be able snatch it away from whoever is covering them most of the time every time he's looking to get out of a jam.        

Beyond these two potential backbreaking attributes and the obvious questions about his durability after his extensive injury history in college, there's a lot to like about Penix. He's got a big arm, leadership skills that has been praised everywhere he's been and a level of poise that is rare for QB's that are just starting out in the pros. Plus, he has the luxury of being able to lean on a vet in Cousins who is the type of guy that will not allow the inevitable wave of negative emotions that being benched brings on to get in the way of being a true mentor to the young QB who stands to benefit from the wisdom he's gained from a decade or so of being a starter in the league. He absolutely has what it takes to settle into a nice groove in 2025, and they'll be in a great spot to end their 8-year playoff drought if he does

Bottom Line:

This is the closest thing to real optimism that has surrounded the Falcons in quite some time and nobody should be surprised if they ended up winning this division.              

Carolina Panthers

2024 Record: 5-12 (3rd in NFC South)

Head Coach: Dave Canales (2nd season)

Notable Additions: S Tr'Veon Moehrig, DT Bobby Brown III, DE Tershawn Wharton

Notable Departures: ILB Shaq Thompson, OLB Jadeveon Clowney, S Jordan Fuller

Biggest Reason for Excitement: There's Some Buzz Around the Team Again!

This time last year, the Panthers were arguably the saddest and most hopeless franchise in the league. David Tepper's meddling antics had skyrocketed him to the top of the list of most hated owners in American pro sports, early returns on Bryce Young-whose journey to the Panthers came at the cost of giving up a shitload of assets to the Bears-were horrendous as he looked completely overwhelmed as a rookie and the comical churn rate of head coaches created such a lack of continuity that it began to create a culture of dysfunction. Against all odds, things now appear like they might actually be trending in the right direction. Dave Canales became the 1st coach they've had since Ron Rivera to establish any sort of real positive locker room culture, Young overcame another brutal start that included him getting temporarily benched for Andy Dalton from Weeks 3-7 to shown signs of real promise and they finished the season on a comparatively good note by going 4-5 (including 2 OT wins over the Cardinals and Falcons over their final 3 games) after an agonizing 1-7 start. After making some moves in the offseason including adding the consensus top receiver in this year's draft class in Tet McMillian, inking top corner Jaycee Horn to an extension and signing a handful of new defensive starters including Tre'Von Moehrig, Bobby Brown III and Tershawn Wharton, there's reason to be hopeful that they will be able to take another step forward in 2025. Any glimmer of hope that trickles into this organization is a godsend based on their recent history and it has to feel great knowing that maybe just maybe this team isn't going to be in a prolonged purgatory under Tepper's ownership.          

Biggest Reason for Concern: Defensive Play

There is one dark cloud that hung over the Panthers last season and continues to loom over them as we head into the 2025 season: Their defense fucking stinks. Sorry, that's underselling it considerably. Their defense is coming off a season in which they were historically awful. The 2024 Panthers broke a record that had been in place since 1981 by allowing the most points in NFL history (534!). All of the telling metrics beyond scoring defense support their incredible ineptitude as they ranked dead last in rushing and 3-down defense, tied for 30th in sacks, 29th in redzone defense, and 23rd in pass defense. Takeways were the only area of note where they finished outside of the bottom 10 in the league and that was by the skin of their teeth as they ended up ranking 20th.

Remarkably, Ejiro Evero was able to hold onto his job for another season. I knew he had built up some good will around the league after keeping the Broncos D afloat during the trainwreck that was the Nathaniel Hackett year in 2022, but it was surprising to learn that it was so significant that he could survive overseeing the worst defense in the league and a bottom 5 unit in back-to-back seasons with the Panthers.

While nobody in their right mind would predict them to match or exceed the shitshow that was last season, Evero is going to have to do one hell of a coaching job to elevate this group to even a semi-respectable level in 2025. All 5 vets they signed to start (ILB Christian Rozeboom and EDGE Patrick Jones II will be joining the aforementioned Moehrig, Brown III and Wharton) are all either unproven as starters (Brown III, Jones II) or not nearly good enough to move the needle significantly at their respective positions (Moehrig, Wharton, Rozeboom), their corner group beyond Horn will be easily exploitable if they maintain a level of play that's anywhere even remotely close to last season and while Derrick Brown's return to the lineup after missing the final 16 games of 2024 with a torn meniscus, the remainder of the front 7 is sketchy enough on the whole to be skeptical in their ability to make the kind of improvement needed to get their run D out of the gutter it's been in over the past 2 seasons. If Evero does indeed fail to turn this group around, this team's positive trajectory will be halted, and he'll be looking for another job come January at the latest.     

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Bryce Young Building Off His Second Half of 2024

Young dusting himself off after the embarrassment of being benched 3 games into his rookie season and gradually improving upon re-entering the lineup says a lot about his resolve. There's been some debate about just how good he was over that time (PFF had him ranked as the #5 QB in the league from Weeks 9-18 behind only Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Justin Herbert and Joe Burrow while the raw stats paint a less rosy picture as he completed 61.6% of his passes, got sacked 19 times and threw 8 of his 13 TD passes over the stretch during the final 3 games of the year), but alas, it would be impossible to credibly argue that he didn't look way better during his last 9 NFL starts than he did in his first 19. 

No matter what side of the fence you reside on in the Young debate, he sits in a similar position as his peer Michael Penix Jr. in that he still hasn't shown enough for anybody to have full confidence in his ability to be the long-term QB for the Panthers. This season will go a long way in determining his long-term fate in this organization. 

Conceivably, he's in a good spot to build upon the improvement he showed down the stretch last season. Canales is on the cusp of establishing himself as being a coach that can viewed as a legit QB whisperer after his work over the past 2 seasons with Baker Mayfield and Young, McMillan's strengths as a player (route running, hands, catch radius) should make the reliable top target that he's lacked in each of the past 2 seasons and the rushing attack led by Chuba Hubbard should continue to be productive enough to open things up for him in the passing game. Continued questions surrounding their offensive line (particularly in pass protection), pass-catching depth and his accuracy could continue to gum up the works, but there is a promising foundation for his future in place right now and that's much more than could be said about him a year ago.    

Bottom Line:

While I do think that Canales could be building something here and that Young has a good chance to take another step forward, their roster is still too thin on talent (particularly on defense) for their win total to go up by more than a couple of games in 2025. 

New Orleans Saints 

2024 Record: 5-12 (4th in NFC South)

Head Coach: Kellen Moore (1st season)

Notable Additions: S Justin Reid, WR Brandin Cooks, S Julian Blackmon

Notable Departures: QB Derek Carr (retired), S Tyrann Mathieu (retired), CB Paulson Adebo

Biggest Reason for Excitement: The Prospect of Landing a Very High Pick in the 2026 Draft

The Saints have landed in the place they've spent the past few seasons trying to desperately avoid: In no man's land starting down the barrel of a rebuild. Their efforts to remain competitive enough to finish around .500 for 3 straight years cost them valuable draft position and even last season when they finally regressed enough to go 5-12-their worst record since 2005-they were only able to land the #9 overall pick since so many teams were in the same realm of shit as them. 2025 is opening a new chapter, one in which they're primed to suck hard enough to land themselves a pick in the top 5, if not the top 3 of the 2026 Draft. What an exciting prospect for a team that's been held back by cap problems and an unimpressive string of recent drafts by the somehow still-employed Mickey Loomis. Whether they'll be any game changers available at the top of the board next year or if Loomis has it in him to identify/land an impact player at that spot are topics that can (and will) be explored when the time comes, but for now, Saints fans should treat this as their much-deserved reward for sitting through what by all accounts will be a miserable 2025 season for them.    

Biggest Reason for Concern: Quarterback

A large part of why the Saints are pretty much universally expected to be one of the worst teams in the league this year is the pretty surprising predicament they suddenly found themselves in after Derek Carr announced his retirement in early May after determining that his rotator cuff wasn't in good enough shape to continue playing after sustaining multiple shoulder injuries over the course of his 11-year career. Carr's 2 seasons as the Saints starter weren't full of triumphs or even play that rose above average very often, but they did go 14-12 in the games he started in and failed to win any of the 7 games he missed in 2024.

With the draft gone by and all of the veteran free agents of note off the market, the Saints are now forced to hold a QB competition that is getting zero national attention and bringing the locals back to the days of Billy Joe Tolliver, Billy Joe Hoebert and Danny Wuerffel. Currently atop the depth chart is Spencer Rattler. This is to be expected as Rattler logged 6 starts when Carr was out last year. Given how unremarkable his play was last season (1,317 YDS/4 TD's/5 INT's/57 CMP%), Rattler's hold on the QB1 job is by no means firm and it's hard to imagine his leash will be long if he does indeed end up being named the Week 1 starter.

Sitting in the #2 spot is the Saints obligatory draft investment at the position for this season in 65-year-old rookie Tyler Shough. Like Rattler, Shough was one of the most coveted QB's in the country coming out of high school (#7 overall in a recruiting class that also featured Trevor Lawrence, Justin Fields, Matt Corral and Tanner McKee) and ran into a diverse string of issues that kept him in college for longer-than-expected (Shough sat behind Justin Herbert at Oregon for 2 years then started 7 games during the COVID-shortened 2020 campaign, endured 3 injury-shortened seasons at Texas Tech from 2021-23 and finally, ended up at Louisville where he completed his 1st uninterrupted season of college ball in 2024). The book on Shough is that he's a big-armed gunslinger with a gift for making splash plays who sucks under pressure and has questionable accuracy. Given the Saints offensive line and receiver situation, it would be safe to say that Shough-who in reality turns 26(!) next month-is not entering an environment that has the ideal setup needed for him to thrive.

Holding down the 3rd string spot is 3rd year pro Jake Haener. The Fresno State product got handed a lone start last season against the Commanders and promptly was benched for Rattler at halftime after going 4 of 10 for 41 YDS and an INT in the first half. There's no universe where Kellen Moore is considering him to be their starter and it's far from a lock that he's even on the roster come Week 1.

No matter who comes out on top and logs the most starts, it feels like they'll just be keeping the seat warm for whoever they elect to draft in the 1st round next year. All 3 of these guys have major flaws in their games and the personnel surrounding them on both the roster and the coaching staff doesn't appear to be strong enough to overcome them. 

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Becoming a Hard-Nosed Team That Wins Ugly

If it isn't obvious when you're reading this, coming up for reasons on why teams that appear set to be terrible could overachieve is a struggle. It basically just consists of me desperately trying to think of something that would need to happen in order for the team being profiled to hit their peak. I'm sure there are instances where it doesn't sound convincing at all. Hell, it might even occasionally come off as straight up disingenuous. But I promise you this, I would never manufacture a reason just for the sake of putting something out there. I do genuinely believe that each thing I pick is that team's best path to success in that year.

I wrote all of that to say this: The Saints were by far the hardest team to come up with something for this season and my confidence level in them being able to pull it off isn't high at all. Becoming a hard-nosed team that wins ugly would require a couple of things that feel very far-fetched for them: 

1.Brandon Staley coaching a physical defense. The last time we saw this man in charge of a defense he was responsible for fielding one of the softest, sloppiest groups in football in the 2023 Chargers and nothing about any of the defenses he's coached over the years indicates that he's capable of coaching a stout group that doesn't get pushed around by anybody. 

2.The Saints developing the type of rushing attack that controls tempo and time of possession. Alvin Kamara may be coming off his best season in recent memory, but he just turned 30, hasn't averaged more than 4.2 YPC since 2020 and has always been more of a threat as a pass-catcher in space than as a straight-up rusher while backup Kendre Miller hasn't done much with his opportunities through 2 NFL seasons (304 YDS and 2 TD's on 80 attempts), although to be fair he's missed some time with injuries during both years and his former HC Dennis Allen hated him with a fiery passion. On top of the backs themselves, their aforementioned line problems could very well cut into their ability to establish the run.

             Despite this tidal wave of obstacles standing in their way, this dream isn't impossible. This defense is just 2 years removed from a being top 10 unit and they have enough talent in their ranks (DeMario Davis, Pete Werner, Carl Granderson, Chase Young, Alontae Taylor, Kool-Aid McKinstry, new starting safety duo Justin Reid and Julian Blackmon) to regain that form while the offensive line could quickly change course if their young tackle duo of rookie Kelvin Banks Jr and Tailese Fuaga play their roles at least relatively well. I mean, the fans would probably be pissed if they won enough games to have them fall out of the top 10 in next year's draft order, but it would probably be good for morale and Moore's HC prospects moving forward.

Bottom Line:

The Saints have no quarterback, little in the way of high-end talent and a 1st year HC who hasn't had much success as a offensive coach without high-end talent at his disposal. This is a recipe for potential disaster that I'm very confident will end up being cooked to perfection.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers:

2024 Record: 10-7 (1st in NFC South)

Head Coach: Todd Bowles (4th season)

Notable Additions: OLB Haason Reddick, P Riley Dixon, ILB Anthony Walker Jr.

Notable Departures: S Jordan Whitehead, OLB Joe Tryon-Shoyinka, C Robert Hainsey

Biggest Reason for Excitement: They Still Have the Best Situation in the NFC South

Ironically, the Bucs situation very closely resembles the one that the Texans are in the AFC South. The Bucs are currently the 4x reigning champs in the NFC South and are in a great position to win it again due to the advantages they have as a top-to-bottom operation. Todd Bowles is the only coach with an established pedigree in the entire division. Baker Mayfield has a significant experience advantage over the other 3 starting QB's and has played the best football of his career since landing with the Bucs in 2023. Their rushing defense has been in the top 5 in the league in 4 of the last 5 seasons. Mike Evans is still one of the steadiest receivers in football and should have at least another couple years of high-level production in him as he enters his age 32 season. Analytics darling Bucky Irving just might end up being the league's next star dual threat back after amassing an impressive 1,514 scrimmage YDS during his rookie season. Really, the only lingering issues surrounding them is Chris Godwin's durability/health as he approaches his 30th birthday, their secondary play and having to endure the pain of yet another offensive coordinator change this season (the latter two of these will be discussed more below). Ultimately, they're more vulnerable than the Texans given that the Falcons are in far better shape than any of the other teams in the AFC South, but I certainly wouldn't bet against them to take the NFC South crown yet again at this stage of the calendar.       

Biggest Reason for Concern: Having a New OC for the 3rd Straight Year

There was a brief window where it looked like the Bucs had avoided the threat of Liam Coen leaving for a HC gig after he turned down the Jaguars HC job and agreed in principle to a new deal with the Bucs that gave him an undisclosed pay bump. Coen reversed course and accepted the Jags gig after they decided to fire their embattled GM Trent Baalke-which reportedly caused several other candidates to turn them down. Coen's departure means the Bucs will be onto their 4th OC in 4 years after Byron Leftwich was fired following the 2022 season and Dave Canales left for the Panthers HC gig after the 2023 season. Unlike with the hirings of Canales and Coen, the Bucs elected to promote from within this time around by naming Coen's pass game coordinator Josh Grizzard as OC. Grizzard, 35, has been coaching since 2012 and been in the NFL since 2017-starting with the Dolphins as an offensive quality control coach and WR coach (2020-21) on 3 separate staffs (Adam Gase, Brian Flores, Mike McDaniel) before joining Coen's staff in Tampa last offseason. It remains to be seen just how much different the offense will look under Grizzard or what his playcalling tendencies will be as he's never done it before at either level, but you'll never believe this, the Bucs believe this whippersnapper is a "wizard" that will keep their offense humming after an excellent 2024.

Every time you hire a new coordinator you're effectively playing Russian Roulette, particularly on the offensive side of the ball. This game becomes particularly discouraging when the new guy is replacing somebody who did an excellent job, and he's never held this role before. Prior playcalling experience isn't necessary for success as the Bucs themselves can attest to from recent experience as Canales had never called plays before arriving in Tampa. The difference between Canales and Grizzard is that Canales had considerably more experience as a position coach/passing game coordinator spending 13 seasons in those roles with the Seahawks before he took the Bucs OC gig. Grizzard was a passing game coordinator for a year and WR coach for 2 before landing this gig. Perhaps, most alarmingly he was demoted from WR coach back to quality control after Mike McDaniel replaced Brian Flores in 2022. Can a guy this green really be trusted to help a top 5 offense maintain its elite form? Absolutely not. Are the Bucs banking on him doing so? Absolutely. That's a lot of pressure to put on a guy that's new to this job and how he performs with the microscope he's going to be under should teach us a lot about the kind of coach he is.         

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: The Passing Defense Finally Getting Fixed

Coming up with a game plan to attack the Bucs defense over the past couple of years has been simple: Just throw it! Sometimes Bowles' blitz-happy scheme has done enough to bail them out, but anybody that was able to withstand the heat was rewarded with easy money downfield. These efforts particularly reared their ugly heads in their most recent playoff losses as the Lions and Commanders went onto win almost exclusively due to the Bucs inability to stop the pass.

How do you fix a group that's finished 29th in the league against the pass in 2 straight seasons and made no changes at coordinator (Bowles himself serves as the team's de facto DC) or in the DB coaches' room (Kevin Ross, Nick Rapone, Tim Atkins Rashad Johnson)? That's an excellent question with no easy answer. Having a presumably motivated Haason Reddick-who is on a 1 year prove it deal after his disastrous holdout-shortened 2024 campaign with the Jets that ultimately costs him tens of millions of dollars-join Vita Vea, Yaya Diaby and Calijah Kancey on the frontlines of the pass rush could make a difference, but getting pressure on the quarterback hasn't been a consistent issue for them during this period of secondary woes. 

Ultimately, it's going to come down to fielding a group that's strong across the board. Through some combination of injuries and just bad luck, it feels like the Bucs haven't had more than 1 guy on the secondary playing well at the same time of late. In 2023, it was Antoine Winfield Jr.-who earned First Team All-Pro honors after logging a career-high 12 passes defensed and 3 INT's. Last year, it was Zyon McCollum-who held up pretty well in his 1st season as a full-time starter-logging 2 INT's/17 passes defensed, allowing under 60 YDS in 11 out of 17 games and surrendering just 4 TD's on the year (all of which came from Weeks 4-7). What's baffling about these woes is that they certainly have the talent to get out of the basement. Winfield Jr and longtime top corner Jamel Dean have been among the best players at their position at one point or another, McCollum and Tykee Smith have shown some promise and rookies Jacob Parrish and Benjamin Morrison both have starting-caliber upside. There is a good, if not great group of DB's that could be built here, it's just going to be up to coaching staff to piece it together and the injury gods to show some mercy for once. The prospect of squaring off against a Bucs team that could actually guard the pass should invoke fear in the whole fucking league. Suddenly, defenses wouldn't know how exactly to how move the ball against them and if they didn't know exactly how to attack them, just imagine how much tougher it would be to beat them in the playoffs! They might even be able to make it back to the Super Bowl if that were the case!

Bottom Line:

Assuming they can withstand their latest OC change and show up some improvement with their pass D, the Bucs should be back in the playoffs for the 6th straight year.     

Predicted Standings:

1.Tampa Bay Buccaneers (10-7)

2.Atlanta Falcons (9-8)

3.Carolina Panthers (6-11)

4.New Orleans Saints (3-14)

Monday, August 18, 2025

Denzel Washington Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Denzel Washington-whose latest project "Highest 2 Lowest" is now playing in theaters and will begin streaming on Apple TV+ on September 5.

Denzel Washington's Filmography Ranked:

28.Roman J. Israel, Esq. (C-)

27.The Equalizer 2 (C)

26.Fences (C+)

25.The Bone Collector (B-)

24.John Q (B-)

23.Glory (B-)

22.The Equalizer (B-)

21.The Equalizer 3 (B-)

20.Deja Vu (B-)

19.The Little Things (B-)

18.Gladiator II (B)

17.Devil in a Blue Dress (B)

16.The Taking of Pelham 123 (B)

15.Mississippi Masala (B)

14.Cry Freedom (B)

13.Unstoppable (B)

12.Safe House (B)

11.Philadelphia (B)

10.2 Guns (B)

9.He Got Game (B)

8.Man on Fire (B+)

7.Flight (B+)

6.Inside Man (B+)

5.The Book of Eli (A-)

4.The Magnificent Seven (A-)

3.American Gangster (A-)

2.Remember the Titans (A)

1.Training Day (A+) 

Top Dog: Training Day (2001)

During an interview with Chicago-based entertainment reporter Jake Hamilton (aka Jake's Takes) for Highest 2 Lowest, Washington expressed how little his pair of Oscar wins mean to him and how he doesn't care if he wins another one before his career ends. They might not mean much to him, but his most recent win for Training Day sure as shit means something to me. What Washington does on screen as corrupt LAPD narcotics detective Alonzo Harris is the kind of acting that will be studied, dissected and praised for as long as the film remains available for consumption. All of the choices Washington made as a performer allowed Harris to become this magnetic, repulsive, funny and horrifying monster that immediately entered the pantheon of greatest screen villains of all time. There's enough grit and gusto behind Training Day to ensure that it would've been great with anybody playing the role of Harris, but with Washington's full-fledged embodiment of the character, it became the unshakable stuff of legend.   

Bottom Feeder: Roman J. Israel, Esq. (2017)

The first of the pair of duds Dan Gilroy has followed up his masterful debut Nightcrawler with, Roman J. Israel, Esq. is a clumsy, deeply stupid mess of a legal drama that would've been a complete piece of shit if not for Washington's exceptional performance as the title character. 

Most Underrated: The Magnificent Seven (2016)

While I'll stop short of saying that it reaches the heights of The Coen Brothers' True Grit remake, The Magnificent Seven is a great remake of a classic western in its own right. Antoine Fuqua displays a level of joy behind the camera that had alluded him since the days of Shooter as he bring a playful giddiness to this action-packed revenge story about a ragtag group of hired guns (Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Vincent D'Onofrio, Byung-hun Lee, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Martin Sensmeier) tasked by a young widower (Haley Bennett) with liberating a frontier town that's been taken over by a sadistic robber baron (Peter Sarsgaard), which makes this an effortlessly fun, energetic affair that flies by. Right now, I'd say this is neck-and-neck with The Harder They Fall for the title of Best Western of the Last Decade.   

Most Overrated: Fences (2016) 

There's no denying that the performances in the long gestating film version of the late August Wilson's acclaimed play Fences are sensational-particularly in the cases of Washington and Viola Davis, who won her first Oscar for her work in the role of Rose Lee Maxson. These acting masterclasses just happen to be in service of a shamelessly melodramatic story that only gets more emotionally manipulative and silly as it goes along. I've gone onto like both subsequent film adaptations of Wilson's work (Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, The Piano Lesson), so my issues seem to be just with the story that Fences tells and not his work on the whole.     

Thursday, August 14, 2025

2024 in Music: Revisited

Around 9 PM EST last night, I was copying and pasting my final 2024 in Music rankings from January in preparation for this piece when I realized something kind of embarrassing: I've only listened to a pair of 2024 releases since that list was published. Ironically, these releases were an LP and an EP that I listened to back-to-back for the first time on the same night in early February. While I did briefly consider postponing this piece by a week or two in order to pump that total up to at least 4 or 5, I felt that would be disingenuous and elected to just own the fact that I barely checked out any additional 2024 releases over the past 7 months.

The good news is that the lack of new entries on the list didn't prevent movement from occurring. While there wasn't a significant amount of seismic shifts in either direction, getting to spend more time with some late year releases including SZA's Lana, Poppy's Negative Spaces and Blood Incantation's Absolute Elsewhere did make a real impact. Below, you'll find an updated worst to best ranking of every 2024 EP and LP I've heard complete with grades. Hope you enjoy and be sure to check back for the movie edition of this piece later this month.    

()=Ranking on 2024 year-end list

EP's: 

9.(8) Corpse Pile-Hardgore Deathmetal (B-)

8.(7) Big Ass Truck-Big Ass Demo (B)

7.(6) Frontierer-The Skull Burned Wearing Hell Like a Life Vest as the Night Wept (B)

6.(5) Disembodied Tyrant-The Tower: Part One (B)

5.(new) No Cure-I Hope I Die Here (B)

4.(4) Tove Lo and SG Lewis-Heat (B)

3.(3) Unearth-Bask in the Blood of Our Demons (B+)

2.(2) Counterparts-Heaven Let Them Die (B+)

1.(1) Greyhaven-Stereo Grief (B+)

LP's:

104.(103) Taylor Swift-The Tortured Poets Department (D+)

103.(102) Maya Hawke-Chaos Angel (C-)

102.(101) Ice Spice-Y2K! (C)

101.(100) Glass Animals-I Love You So F***ing Much (C)

100.(99) The Ghost Inside-Searching for Solace (C)

99.(98) Alkaline Trio-Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs (C)

98.(97) Left to Suffer-Leap of Death (C)

97.(96) GloRilla-Glorious (C)

96.(95) Normani-Dopamine (C)

95.(94) Sum 41-Heaven :x: Hell (C)

94.(93) Clairo-Charm (C)

93.(92) 21 Savage-american dream (C+)

92.(91) Don Toliver-Hardstone Psycho (C+)

91.(90) Gatecreeper-Dark Superstition (C+)

90.(89) Vomit Forth-Terrified of God (C+)

89.(88) Melt-Banana-3+5 (C+)

88.(87) Tinashe-Quantum Baby (C+)

87.(86) Megan Thee Stallion-Megan (B-)

86.(85) Neck Deep-Neck Deep (B-)

85.(84) Linkin Park-From Zero (B-)

84.(83) Make Them Suffer-Make Them Suffer (B-)

83.(82) Body Count-Merciless (B-)

82.(81) Michael Kiwanuka-Small Changes (B-)

81.(80) Kacey Musgraves-Deeper Well (B-)

80.(79) IDLES-TANGK (B-)

79.(78) While She Sleeps-Self Hell (B-)

78.(77) Party Cannon-Injuries Are Inevitable (B-)

77.(76) nJohnny Blue Skies (Sturgill Simpson)-Passage du desir (B-)

76.(75) Mk.gee-Two Star & the Dream Police (B-)

75.(74) Four Year Strong-Analysis Paralysis (B-)

74.(73) Beyonce-Cowboy Carter (B-)

73.(72) Zach Bryan-The Great American Bar Scene (B-)

72.(71) Speed-Only One Mode (B-)

71.(70) Wage War-STIGMA (B-)

70.(68) Future-Mixtape Pluto (B-)

69.(67) Spectral Wound-Songs of Blood and Mire (B-)

68.(66) Chat Pile-Cool World (B-)

67.(69) Ariana Grande-Eternal Sunshine (B-)

66.(65) Maggie Rogers-Don't Forget Me (B-)

65.(64) Childish Gambino-Bando Stone and the New World (B-)

64.(63) Halsey-The Great Impersonator (B-)

63.(62) Darkest Hour-Perpetual|Terminal (B)

62.(61) Defeated Sanity-Chronicles of Lunacy (B)

61.(60) Vampire Weekend-Only God Was Above Us (B)

60.(59) Future and Metro Boomin-WE DON'T TRUST YOU (B)

59.(58) Dealer-New Order of Mind (B)

58.(57) Tommy Richman-Coyote (B)

57.(56) Touche Amore-Spiral in a Straight Line (B)

56.(55) Fleshgod Apocalypse-Opera (B)

55.(54) Magdalena Bay-Imaginal Disk (B)

54.(53) Underneath-From the Gut of Gaia (B)

53.(52) Action Bronson-Johan Sebastian Bachlava the Doctor (B)

52.(51) Anciients-Beyond the Reach of the Sun (B)

51.(49) Chelsea Wolfe-She Reaches Out to She Reaches Out to She (B)

50.(48) Vale of Pnath-Between the Worlds of Life and Death (B)

49.(47) The Smile-Cutouts (B)

48.(45) Many Eyes-The Light Age (B)

47.(46) Fit for an Autopsy-The Nothing That Is (B)

46.(50) Intervals-Memory Palace (B)

45.(44) The Story So Far-I Want to Disappear (B)

44.(43) Foreign Hands-What's Left Unsaid (B)

43.(42) Kali Uchis-Orquideas (B)

42.(38) Bring Me the Horizon-Post Human: NeX Gen (B)

41.(40) Sabrina Carpenter-Short n'Sweet

40.(41) Kublai Khan TX-Exhibition of Forgiveness (B)

39.(37) NxWorries-Why Lawd? (B)

38.(36) Dark Tranquility-Endtime Signals (B)

37.(35) BRAT-Social Grace (B)

36.(34) Candy-It's Inside You (B)

35.(33) The Smile-Wall of Eyes (B)

34.(32) Wristmeetrazor-Degeneration (B)

33.(31) Dissimulator-Lower Form Resistance (B)

32.(30) PeelingFlesh-The G Code (B)

31.(29) Nile-The Underworld Awaits Us All (B)

30.(27) Tyler, the Creator-CHROMAKOPIA (B)

29.(28) Dua Lipa-Radical Optimism (B)

28.(26) Alpha Wolf-Half Living Things (B)

27.(25) Vince Staples-Dark Times (B)

26.(new) Doechii-Alligator Bites Never Heal (B)

25.(24) Billie Eilish-HIT ME HARD AND SOFT (B)

24.(23) ScHoolboy Q-Blue Lips (B)

23.(39) SZA-Lana (B)

22.(22) JPEGMAFIA-I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU (B)

21.(20) High on Fire-Cometh the Storm (B+)

20.(19) Boundaries-Death is Little More (B+)

19.(18) Within the Ruins-Phenomena II (B+)

18.(16) Jack White-No Name (B+)

17.(15) The Black Dahlia Murder-Servitude (B+)

16.(21) Poppy-Negative Spaces (B+)

15.(14) Denzel Curry-King of the Mischievous South Vol.2 (B+)

14.(13) Judas Priest-Invincible Shield (B+)

13.(17) Blood Incantation-Absolute Elsewhere (B+)

12.(12) Kendrick Lamar-GNX (B+)

11.(10) Ripped to Shreds-Sanshi (B+)

10.(9) Undeath-More Insane (B+)

9.(11) Remi Wolf-Big Ideas (B+)

8.(8) Charli XCX-Brat (B+)

7.(5) Job for a Cowboy-Moon Healer (B+)

6.(6) King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard-Flight b741 (B+)

5.(7) SeeYouSpaceCowboy...-Coup de Grace (B+)

4.(4) 200 Stab Wounds-Manual Manic Procedures (A-)

3.(3) St.Vincent-All Born Screaming (A-)

2.(2) Better Lovers-Highly Irresponsible (A)

1.(1) Knocked Loose-You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To (A)

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

RZA Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of RZA-whose latest project "Nobody 2" releases in theaters tomorrow.  

RZA's Filmography Ranked:

15.Mr. Right (C)

14.Minions: The Rise of Gru (C+)

13.G.I. Joe: Retaliation (B-)

12.A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (B-)

11.The Dead Don't Die (B-)

10.Repo Men (B)

9.The Man with the Iron Fists (B)

8.Brick Mansions (B)

7.Due Date (B)

6.Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samauri (B)

5.Problemista (B)

4.Funny People (B+)

3.Nobody (A-)

2.American Gangster (A-)

1.Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (A)

Top Dog: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)

A note perfect parody of the artist-commissioned music documentaries that were trendy in the early 2010's (Katy Perry: Part of Me, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, ) along with being one of the only times that a project has properly utilized the immense comedic gifts of Tim Meadows, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is a relentlessly hilarious piece of work that holds up beautifully on repeat watches. I really hope that this won't end up being the last time The Lonely Island gets a chance to make a movie together.

Bottom Feeder: Mr. Right (2016)

Shortly before Max Landis was exiled to the hole he belongs in, the most baffling misfire of his writing career was released into the world. Mr. Right pairs a great premise (a romcom about a cheery woman who unknowingly starts dating a prolific assassin and is forced to go on the run with him after they end up in the crosshairs of one of his old targets) with a likable pair of leads (Sam Rockwell, Anna Kendrick) and yet, the movie just never quite comes together. The genre-mixing is a bit clunky, the jokes aren't all that funny most of the time and the chemistry between Rockwell and Kendrick just isn't strong enough to sell this whirlwind story.  

Most Underrated: Funny People (2009)

Funny People is a movie that I hadn't thought much about over the last 15 years until I rewatched last month ahead of doing a piece on Adam Sandler to coincide with the release of Happy Gilmore 2. Now, I'm writing about it for the 2nd time in the last 3 weeks. Man, the movies are something else! While it's a more flawed film than the beloved pair of features (The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up) that kicked off Judd Apatow's directorial career, Funny People is still a very funny, deeply human movie that features one of the finest performances Sandler has ever given. It also marked the first time that the world was introduced to the scene-stealing gifts of Aubrey Plaza, which certain people would argue is the true enduring legacy of Funny People (I'm certain people).         

Most Overrated: None

Initially, I put A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas here. Then, I quickly realized that was ridiculous as pretty much nobody fawns over this movie and my primary gripes with it lie in the completely different realm of crushing disappointment (what can I say, I loved the first two Harold and Kumar movies when I was a teenager). Anyways, there's no real replacement for it in RZA's relatively small filmography as I love American Gangster and Nobody and feel Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samauri is a really unique movie that is completely worthy of its cult status. 

Tuesday, August 12, 2025

2025 NFL Preview: AFC South

Houston Texans

2024 Record: 10-7 (1st in AFC South)

Head Coach: DeMeco Ryans (3rd season)

Notable Additions: T Cam Robinson, S C.J. Gardner-Johnson, WR Christian Kirk

Notable Departures: T Laremy Tunsil, WR Stefon Diggs, G Kenyon Green

Biggest Reason for Excitement: They Still Have the Steadiest Situation in Their Division

Not too long ago, the AFC South was the most closely contested division in the NFL. Hell, it was only 2 years ago when the Texans and Colts squared off for the division title in Week 18. Heading into 2025, that's no longer the case. The Titans are full blown rebuilding, the Jaguars just hired a new coach with the hopes of at least getting back to where they were in 2022, and the Colts are in danger of falling apart at any moment as Shane Steichen is firmly on the hot seat with a QB situation that is among the ugliest in the league. All of this uncertainty and hoping for a brighter future among their peers puts the 2x reigning AFC South champs Texans firmly in the driver's seat to extend their division winning streak to 3. They know who their quarterback is, have a coach that appears set to be around for, a solid group of young talent that they've locked down for the future and most importantly, have won a playoff game in each of the past 2 seasons. They did make a change at offensive coordinator in the offseason, replacing Bobby Slowik-who had a relatively lackluster 2024 campaign-with ex-Patriots/Rams assistant Nick Caley, but that's a minor question mark compared to the ones the other teams in this division are facing at the moment. The strong foundation and competency that they miraculously developed after a home run of a draft and the hiring of DeMeco Ryans in 2023 has made them the envy of the division and provided a blueprint that the other 3 teams will hope to be following ASAP.       

Biggest Reason for Concern: Offensive Line

Much has been made of the sophomore slump that C.J. Stroud fell into last season and for good reason, it was the kind of notable decline that nobody expects to see from a young QB who looked like he had the makings of a franchise guy as a rookie. His pick total more than doubled (5 to 12) while his passing YD (4,108 to 3,727) and TD totals dropped (23 to 20) despite playing a full 17-game slate, which is something he failed to do as a rookie after missing 2 games with a concussion. What these stats don't tell you is that the primary cause of these across-the-board regressions in year #2 was the weaker offensive line play Stroud endured. He was sacked a whopping 52 times across those 17 games (up from 38 in 2023) and the increased INT total is absolutely correlated with the weaker pass protection that caused him to force more throws downfield.

What's equally baffling and concerning is how the Texans went about addressing their offensive line problems in this offseason. Shortly before agency started, they sent some shockwaves through the league when they shipped longtime LT Laremy Tunsil to the Commanders. Tunsil was the sole great lineman Stroud had in front of him last season and at age 31, he's still in the middle of his prime. On top of that, Tunsil has 2 years left on a deal that will pay him roughly $20 million per season-which is pretty reasonable for a player of his caliber. Whatever reason the front office provided for dealing him away isn't a good one as cutting ties with a reliable veteran left tackle who just so happens to be one of the best pass protectors in football is inexcusable, especially give the state of their line on the whole.

Moving on to the guys that will be in Houston in 2025, there's not much to be encouraged about. Unsurprisingly, they hit free agency to find Tunsil's replacement and after Ronnie Stanley returned to the Ravens, they were forced to settle for Cam Robinson. What makes this movie particularly amusing is that they know exactly the kind of player Robinson is after facing him in Jacksonville for nearly 8 seasons (the Vikings acquired Robinson and his expiring contract at the trade deadline last season after their franchise left tackle Christian Darrisaw went down for the year with a knee injury). He's about as average-to-below average as they come in terms of long-term starters at the position in the league right now and is prone to getting demolished when he faces particularly aggressive rushes (just look at what the Rams did to him in that Wild Card game in January....). The fact that they only signed Robinson to a 1-year deal doesn't do much to inspire confidence that they view him as anything other than a desperation veteran stopgap option to hold them over until they attempt to land a serious replacement for Tunsil next season.

The other new starter they found in free agency was Laken Tomlinson. The 33-year-old who was selected by the Lions in the 1st round of the 2015 Draft attempted to redeem himself with the Seahawks last season after a disastrous 2-year stint with the Jets didn't go quite as well as he hoped it would as he ended up being only marginally better there than he was during his unproductive time in Easter Rutherford. Expecting him to be anything better than average thi season wouldn't be advisable. 

The 3rd and final new starter the Texans have on their offensive line this season is rookie right Aireontae Ersery. Ersery was the 2nd of the pair of 2nd round selections the team made after electing to trade out of the 1st round when the Giants came calling with an offer that handed them a pair of Day 2 picks in exchange for the honor of drafting Jaxson Dart. At an imposing 6'6, 331 lbs, he's set to be one of the biggest offensive linemen in the league right away. Unfortunately, he also happens to belong to the increasingly large genre of young offensive lineman whose skills are exclusively being huge and athletic. Ersery's technique is some of the roughest you'll see from any lineman that makes it to the NFL, and it would be a very pleasant surprise if this developmental prospect was able to put it even somewhat together as a rookie.

Oddly enough, the two returning starters may also end up being the best players they have on the line. Tytus Howard-who is kicking back inside to right guard after handling right tackle duties last season-is coming off a decent year where he showed considerable improvement as a pass protector (4 sacks allowed) and while he was largely average on the whole, Jarrett Patterson showed some promise as a center in his 9 starts a year ago. Even if both of them were able to play at least as well as they did in 2024, it's hard to have much confidence that this group as currently constituted will be any better than the group they had a year ago that contributed to the disruption of Stroud's development.            

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Finding a Way to Elevate to the True Contending Tier of the AFC

Back-to-back 10-7 seasons have been a nice start to the DeMeco Ryans-era in Houston. Both seasons have had an element of pleasant surprise to them as nobody expected their rebuilding efforts to lead to wins so quickly in 2023 or for them to be able to overcome the challenges they faced in a less rosy 2024 campaign to obliterate a heavily favored Chargers team in the Wild Card Round. As nice of a story as these past 2 seasons have been, this team is now in a position where they have to start aiming higher to continue on their upward climb under Ryans. For this season, that means taking the next step to join the conference's small class of heavy-hitters (Chiefs, Bills, Ravens). 

Advancing to this next level will be tough. Having a 3rd year quarterback trying to bounce back from a disappointing season with a new OC and potentially shaky offensive line along with several key veterans battling injuries (Joe Mixon, Folorunso Fatukasi, Denico Autry, Jimmie Ward, newly acquired safety C.J. Gardener-Johnson) that have held them out of camp isn't a great place to start from. However, their defense is sneaky good-especially in their young secondary led by reigning league INT leader Derek Stingley Jr., their pass-catchers (Nico Collins, free agent pickup Christian Kirk, rookie Jayden Higgins, Dalton Schultz) are pretty dynamic playmakers even with the expected season-long absence of Tank Dell as he recovers from the massive knee injury he suffered late last season against the Chiefs and Stroud is absolutely talented enough to not only get back on track, but take a notable leap forward this season. Advancing past the Divisional Round won't be a stretch at all if everything comes together for them.    

Bottom Line:

While their ceiling is largely dependent on how their new look offense comes together, their floor feels safe and I fully expect them to win this division for the 3rd straight season.

Indianapolis Colts 

2024 Record: 8-9 (2nd in AFC South)

Head Coach: Shane Steichen (3rd season)

Notable Additions: CB Charvarius Ward, S Camryn Bynum, QB Daniel Jones

Notable Departures: G Will Fries, C Ryan Kelly, QB Joe Flacco

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Secondary Additions

Over the last couple of seasons, the list of consistently reliable members of the Colts secondary has been limited to slot corner Kenny Moore. After being stuck in somewhat of a holding pattern during this time, GM Chris Ballard decided to make big investments in the group this season with the hopes of putting a stop to their poor fortunes of late. The pair of big additions they landed were Charvarius Ward and Cam Bynum. Ward is coming off an underwhelming 2024 season that was presumably mostly caused by the grief he was enduring following the death of his infant daughter last October but was a top 10 corner in the league from 2021-23 and has a good chance of returning to his top-tier form in Indy. Bynum is a bit less of a proven commodity as he's only had 1 great season in the pros (2023) and has otherwise been pretty average. That being said, he's steady enough in coverage to at least be a serviceable starter and at 27, still has room to grow as a player.

Considering the strides that Nick Cross and Jaylon Jones made alongside Moore last season, Ward and Bynum could prove to be the missing pieces that elevate this secondary out of the basement (they finished 26th against the pass in 2024) and back to something that resembled that the near top 10 form they were at in 2022. With Shane Steichen's job security in limbo and their offense appearing to be a confounding mystery that nobody is excited about at the moment, the emergence of their secondary would serve as a much-needed boost for an operation that has (rightfully) been very on edge of late.        

Biggest Reason for Concern: Quarterback

Year #2 of the Anthony Richardson experiment in Indy didn't do anything to ease the litany of fears that many have had about him since he was drafted 4th overall in 2023. If anything, his 2024 season only cast more doubt on his ability to be a starting quarterback in the NFL. The most impressive lowlights of his dismal 2024 campaign were as follows: 

-One of the most stunningly low completion percentages you'll ever see in the NFL (47.7% in 11 starts),

-12 INT's and 3 lost fumbles plus an additional 6 fumbles that didn't result in a giveaway. 

-Being benched for Joe Flacco for 2 weeks following an incident where he checked himself out of their Week 8 game against the Texans because "he needed a breather"

- As we've come to expect from a guy who runs with a disregard for his physical wellbeing that would make even Cam Newton wince, he missed 4 games with oblique/back injuries. 

2025 has gotten off to a similarly hot start on the injury front at least as Richardson missed mandatory minicamp in June with a shoulder ailment and left last week's preseason opener with a finger injury. While Richardson's youth (he just turned 23 in May) paired with his borderline unprecedented inexperience for an NFL starting quarterback (he's only started 28 games since graduating high school in 2019), high draft status and elite physical tools will continue to earn him opportunities to play in this league for the foreseeable future, it's really hard to envision a scenario where the Colts give him the opportunity to be their starting quarterback beyond this season if he goes out there and struggles/gets dinged up again.

Succeeding Flacco as Richardson's mentor/serious threat to take the starting job away from him is none other than Daniel Jones. Nothing says things are going great at quarterback like electing to bring in the guy who got released by the Giants mid-season less than 12 months ago. Confirmed QB guru Kevin O'Connell electing to take a look at him for a bit last year made sense given what he's done with Josh Dobbs and Sam Darnold since taking over in Minnesota. Having Jones work with Shane Steichen-whose finest accomplishment on the QB development front as a head coach so far is getting enough out of Gardner Minshew in 2023 to earn him another crack at starting elsewhere in 2024 (spoiler alert: it didn't go well!)-does not. There's nothing about Jones' below average game manager with a little bit of rushing ability profile that suggests that there's something great about his game that's yet to be unlocked and the only thing he brings to the table that Richardson doesn't is the ability to complete passes at a higher clip than 47.7%. The increasing likelihood that he will be starting early in the season, possibly even in Week 1, should alarm everybody in this organization and only increases the already pretty high odds that this season will be Steichen's final one with the Colts.

Unless 3rd string rookie Riley Leonard-who wasn't exactly a coveted prospect coming out of Notre Dame-proves to be the answer to this dilemma that nobody expected, quarterback will once again be the albatross that sinks this team. Every single season following Phillip Rivers' passable 1-year run as the starter before his retirement has been nothing but nightmares with different protagonists (aside from the characters that have been mentioned above, nobody should forget the Carson Wentz run in 2021 and the Matt Ryan/Sam Ehlinger/Nick Foles run in 2022 that ultimately cost Frank Reich his job) at this position and there's just no way that everyone that's within the orbit of this organization doesn't regularly stop to mourn about what could've been had Andrew Luck not been forced to retire at age 29.  

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Notable Improvement on Defense

The firing that Gus Bradley had remarkably avoided following the 2023 season came for him this offseason after posting a 3rd straight bottom 10 finish in scoring defense (at least he avoided a 3rd straight finish at #28 by getting them up to #24 last season!!!). Despite Steichen's very shaky job security heading into 2025, they were able to nab one of the buzzier names on the DC market in Lou Anarumo. While his performance with the Bengals-particularly over the past 2 seasons-left a lot to be a desired, he did have a couple of successful seasons there (2021, 2022) that made enough of an impression on people that he was able to land multiple head coaching interviews.

The hope here is that the Bengals woes over the past 2 seasons that got Anarumo axed were due to lack of a lack of talent and not his coaching. On paper at least, he does have a considerably deeper talent pool to work with here than he did with the Bengals. In addition to the secondary that I ran through earlier, they have a pair of proven stalwarts on the interior defensive line in DeForest Buckner and Grover Stewart, an edge rusher rotation of varying experience levels that has a nice mix of power and speed (Kwity Paye, Laitu Latu, Samson Ebukam, Tyquan Lewis, rookie JT Tuimolau) and a starting inside linebacker in Zaire Franklin that is capable of racking up tackles. Frankly, the only obvious question mark that exists is at the second inside linebacker spot where career special teamer Cameron McGrone is currently slotted to become a starter for the first time in his career (if he does indeed log a start in Week 1, that will be the 1st game that he's done so in during his 4 NFL seasons). This level of balance and experience opens the door for this group to make a notable improvement. We're just going to have to wait and see if Anarumo is capable of returning to his solid form from earlier this decade after back-to-back brutal showings from units he oversaw.       

Bottom Line:

While it wouldn't be a complete shock if they returned to the middling-to-decent form they've displayed over the past 2 seasons under Steichen, I'm currently getting the feeling that an ugly collapse from a coaching staff that's hanging on by a thread that mirrors what happened with the Jaguars last season is in the cards for the 2025 Colts.

Jacksonville Jaguars

2024 Record: 4-13 (3rd in AFC South)

Head Coach: Liam Coen (1st season)

Notable Additions: G Patrick Mekari, C Robert Hainsey, CB Jourdan Lewis

Notable Departures: WR Christian Kirk, S Andre Cisco, TE Evan Engram

Biggest Reason for Excitement: Drafting Travis Hunter

There were whispers in the hours leading up to the start of the NFL Draft in late April that the Jaguars were intent on making a splash. They did just that very early on in the evening when they traded up from #5 to #2 to select two-way phenom and 2024 Heisman Trophy Winner Travis Hunter. Here's the reality of the situation: It's hard to tell right now if Hunter to what degree he'll being doing that in the pros (on the current depth chart, he's listed as the starting slot receiver and the backup to 2nd year pro Jarrian Jones at left outside corner) or just how good he can be at either position at this level. What we do know is that Hunter has the potential to be a really special player that is unlike anyone currently in the league and brings some needed juice to a roster that arguably only has 1 established star (Josh Hines-Allen) and 1 potentially great young player (Brian Thomas Jr.) currently on it. Optimism and excitement for the future aren't things that are associated with the Jaguars right now, but Hunter's presence here brings a glimmer of both to the table and that's an invaluable service to provide, particularly for one of the most tortured fanbases in the league.     

Biggest Reason for Concern: The Possibility That They're Letting Trevor Lawrence Waste Away

Anybody who has been stuck in a football discussion with me over the past few years knows that I'm not a big Trevor Lawrence fan. To say he hasn't lived up to the consensus pre-draft hype that labeled him as a generational talent that was the best QB prospect since Andrew Luck is an understatement. I honestly don't think he's shown a single special trait during his initial 4 seasons in the league and has continued to have his reputation elevated as a result of him winning a national championship during his true freshman season at Clemson. That being said, I also think Lawrence is good enough to be an NFL starter and part of the reason he's had so little success in the pros is the shit situation he finds himself in with the Jags.

Lawrence got thrown into the fecal deep end right away when he had the pleasure of starting his pro career with the historic trainwreck that was the Urban Meyer's brief tenure in Jacksonville. No group of players on the planet could win in that type of environment and you can't fault a rookie QB for eating shit in an environment that features such high levels of chaos and ineptitude. Doug Pederson's tenure with the team started out fine enough with a playoff berth and Wild Card Round Win over the Chargers in 2022, but quickly fizzled out when they missed the playoffs in 2023 after losing 5 of their last 6 games and put together an ugly 4-13 campaign last season that featured 9 losses by 5 points or less. Bad coaching and deeply flawed rosters have been the dominant theme since Lawrence arrived in Florida's biggest city in the spring of 2021. Now, it's up to the new team of HC Liam Coen and GM James Gladstone-who ended up with this gag after the team hilariously fired longtime GM Trent Baalke after several potential head coaching candidates expressing their disinterest in working with (word is that Coen initially declined this job and had intended to return to his role as Bucs OC, but decided to reverse course once owner Shad Khan told him he shitcanned Baalke) to try and buck this alarming trend. Can they do it? Beats me. Coen is a complete mystery given his spotty track record as a coordinator and relative lack of NFL experience (more on that shortly) and while Gladstone worked under Rams GM Les Snead in the same department that produced Lions GM Brad Holmes, he's a whippersnapper at 34 and expecting him to be the next Holmes is equally unfair and absurd at this point in time. 

One thing that is certain right now is that the Jags roster pretty much fucking stinks. The offensive line is hanging its improvement hopes on notably average ex-Ravens guard Patrick Mekari and center Robert Hainsey-who started 1 game last season after losing his starting job with the Bucs to rookie Graham Barton,  the secondary-particularly at safety-doesn't appear set to be much better than they were a year ago when they ranked dead last in the league in pass D and the front 7 that got completely manhandled run game a year ago is completely unchanged. With Lawrence entering year #5 and turning 26 in early October, how could anybody view this situation as acceptable? This is the point of his journey where the team is supposed to be rounding into a contender and yet, he's out her sniffing around the bottom of the league with a bunch of teams that either have super young QB's (Titans, Bears, Panthers) or lack an established starter (Browns, Giants, Jets). We're now at the point where you have to seriously question whether or not the Jaguars are wasting his ability and if the Jaguars eat shit again in 2025, they'll be inching closer to the answer being "yes".             

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Liam Coen Establishing Himself as a Solid HC

One of the bigger surprises of last season was the positive effect Liam Coen had on the Bucs offense. Coen had spent his recent history prior to 2024 bouncing between being an assistant on Sean McVay's staff with the Rams and serving as the OC at Kentucky without finding much success at either (he famously returned to Kentucky in 2023 after serving as Rams OC during the 2022 season when Matthew Stafford got hurt and they went 5-12), so it was pretty surprising to see him do a much better job than Dave Canales did the prior season. Baker Mayfield found his purest form as a successful gunslinger-setting new career highs in passing YDS (4,500), TD's (41) and CMP% (71.4) while also leading the league in INT's thrown (16), a potent RB tandem was formed with rookie Bucky Irving and Rachaad White-which gave them the 4th ranked rushing offense in the league just 1 year after they ranked 32nd and Coen rose their PPG by 9 full points from their 2023 total of 20.3-which elevated them from 20th to 4th in the scoring offense rankings. That level of massive improvement with very little roster turnover made Coen a hot head coaching candidate and like Canales the year before, he ended up landing a gig that people didn't expect him to take for a team that's currently very embattled. 

Right now, Coen's prospects as a HC are very hard to gauge. Nobody knows if his impeccable work last season was a flash in the pan or merely a sign that he's finally ready to coach in the pros. Although his infamous opening press conference didn't inspire conference, an awkward moment in front of the media ultimately won't dictate his ability to lead a room (just ask Super Bowl-winning coach Nick Sirianni who started his tenure with the Eagles with this bumbling gem). His McVay ties are appealing and all, but that doesn't mean he's primed to become the next Kevin O'Connell, Matt LaFluer or even Zac Taylor. He could flame out, win coach of the year or land anywhere be these two extremes. I have no guess on what he's going to do this year, which is kind of embarrassing but I also don't want to sit here and just pull in an opinion out of my ass after I pooped out a whole nonsense paragraph trying to articulate some of the reasons why I'm unsure how Coen will fare in this gig.

Convoluted word salad aside, Coen could very well elevate this seemingly hopeless team. He's a pretty young fella (he turns 40 in November) who seems capable of connecting with the guys in this locker room and turning around an offense that had its share of issues in short order by overhauling the rushing attack and putting the QB in a spot to become both more accurate and more aggressive. This division is begging for somebody to rise up and challenge the Texans and Coen could put the Jags in that spot if he does a solid enough job in his 1st season. 

Bottom Line:

While I'm conflicted on whether or not Liam Coen will become a good head coach, I don't think this team is talented enough (especially on defense) to make waves in 2025 regardless.

Tennessee Titans

2024 Record: 3-14 (4th in AFC South)

Head Coach: Brian Callahan (2nd season)

Notable Additions: G Kevin Zeitler, T Dan Moore Jr., WR Tyler Lockett

Notable Departures: OLB Harold Landry, P Ryan Stonehouse, WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine

Biggest Reason for Excitement: 2025 Probably Won't Be as Ugly as 2024

2024 was not the bright start to a new chapter that the Titans hoped it would be. Their scoring offense and defenses ranked in the bottom 6 in the league (27th and 30th respectively). They led the league in giveaways with an astonishing 31 (they forced 16 takeaways, which gave them an eye-popping turnover margin of -15).  Brian Callahan sounded like he wanted to kill Will Levis with his bare hands every time he got up to the podium after a loss that was caused by Levis' cartoonish recklessness. Derrick Henry had arguably of the best season of his career in another uniform. Their rewards are all of their suffering was falling ass backwards into the #1 pick after the Giants and Patriots both won games they probably didn't want to win in the final 2 weeks of the regular season. This of course led to the selection of Cam Ward and Ward's arrival paired with the obligatory additions of trusted vets such as Kevin Zeitler, Xavier Woods, Cody Barton and Tyler Lockett to support their new QB indicate that brighter days are indeed ahead for Nashville's gridiron team. Now, does this mean they're going to be good? Absolutely not. This roster is still very much a work in progress and nothing Callahan did last year screamed "wow, this guy can coach!". But 2025 probably won't be as ugly as 2024 and that's precisely the step forward they need to advance their rebuilding efforts.   

Biggest Reason for Concern: Offensive Line

As I alluded to above, a key part of the Titans efforts to build around Ward was to continue their serious investment in offensive line that started last season when Callahan arrived (they have a new GM in former Chiefs assistant GM Mike Borgonzi after firing Ran Carthon in January after just 2 seasons on the job). They ended up with a pair of new starters in left guard Kevin Zeitler and left tackle Dan Moore Jr. Zeitler was a solid pickup that's been a good-to-great player his whole career, although I'm completely puzzled why he'd want to spend his age-35 season on a rebuilding team opposed to a contender like the ones he's played for recently (2021-23 Ravens, 2024 Lions). Moore Jr. is a different story entirely. Unlike Zeitler-whose on a 1-year deal, Moore Jr. is hoped to be a long-term fixture with the Titans after signing a whopping 4 year/$82 mil deal ($50 mil guaranteed) in free agency. This move reeks more of wishful thinking and desperation for a steady LT above anything else as Moore Jr. was a below average player throughout his tenure for the Steelers who they had no intention of keeping the fold after his rookie contract expired at the end of last season. In fact, Moore Jr. only ended up returning to the Steelers starting lineup last season after rookie Troy Fautanu broke his kneecap at practice in between weeks 2 and 3 and their current LT Braxton Jones was forced to move back over to the right side. His return to the starting lineup wasn't a great one as he allowed a league-high 12 sacks and continued to be an average-ish run blocker in their run-driven scheme. Tasking a player of Moore's caliber to be the long-term OL anchor for a team with a young QB is a really risky proposition that could play a key role in dooming Ward's development if it backfires.

What makes these moves particularly scrutiny inducing is that they don't really move the needle much for a group that was pretty damn bad a season ago. Lloyd Cushenberry made an early case for his great 2023 with the Broncos being nothing but a contract year mirage as he graded out (55.4 overall PFF grad) as one of the worst starting centers in the league last year-which was a spot he often found himself in Denver before 2023, Peter Skoronski continues to be a complete hack as a run blocker and JC Latham had an up-and-down rookie season at RT that showed off shades of the erraticism that he displayed at Alabama. The only proven talent here is Zeitler and he's probably not going to be around beyond this season. Plenty of young teams have been done in by their offensive line play in the past and the Titans sure as shit have the look and feel of a team that could have their rebuilding hopes dashed by theirs.    

Key to Reaching Their Ceiling: Cam Ward Finding His Way Early

The possibility of a QB competition taking place during Titans training camp died when 2024 starter Levis suffered a season-ending injury to his throwing shoulder mere days before camp opened. As much of a sham as it would've been given that Ward just got drafted #1 overall and how hilariously terrible Levis was last season, it would've been a good first test for Ward's compete level-which came under scrutiny at times during his college career. Alas, Ward has the keys now and Callahan can pour his efforts into tailoring an offense around the rookie.

As obvious as the pick of Ward for the QB-needy Titans was, Ward is not considered to be a slam dunk prospect by any means. Despite the 5 years of college experience Ward has under his belt, he's considered to be one of the rawer prospects that's gone in the top 10 in recent memory. His combination of being a guy that loves to force the ball downfield, elects to hold onto the ball with the hope of something developing instead of just throwing it away and has a tendency to lock onto his first read could make his adjustment to the NFL really difficult. Of course, the elite traits that made him so appealing to the Titans are wait for it.... arm strength, athleticism and a gift for making difficult off-platform throws.

What will probably go in a long way in dictating Ward's fate as a rookie is how often his bad habits from college show up in the pros. Any coach worth a damn will be working hard for Ward to clean up his game without disrupting what made him successful in college, particularly during his Heisman Finalist campaign at Miami last year. We just got a great look of what happens when the coaching isn't their to support a young player with what Caleb WIlliams endured with the Bears last year as his tendency to hold onto the ball for too long/frantically scramble outside of the pocket too often led to him taking a ton of sacks and passing up easy gains for potential big plays. It's a tricky thing to get a young guy to alter the way he plays in a handful of months, but it's going to be necessary for Ward in particular because that chuck-and-duck shit he pulled in college isn't going to work too well in the NFL (just ask Jameis Winston, Sam Howell or his teammate Levis).

As for Ward's supporting cast, beyond the aforementioned potential offensive line woes, this group is good enough to not hang him out to dry. Tony Pollard is coming off a solid inaugural season with the Titans that should allow Callahan to run RPO's that put Ward in a good position to make some easy plays, Lockett can still fill a safety net role at this stage of his career and while his effort level isn't always there, Calvin Ridley is a productive outside receiver who can make some bigtime plays. Ward could also get the benefit of having his old friend from Miami Xavier Restrepo around if the slot receiver is able to make the final roster as an undrafted free agent, which remains a real possibility given his performance in camp so far.           

Expecting Ward to be smooth out of the gate would be asinine, but we've seen some crazy unexpected rookie QB explosions before and this kid certainly has enough tangible playmaking upside to be capable of making a splash right away.               

Bottom Line:

Will they take a step forward in their rebuilding efforts this season? Probably. Will they be a good team? Probably not.

Predicted Standings:

1.Houston Texans (12-5)

2.Jacksonville Jaguars (5-12)

3.Tennessee Titans (5-12)

4.Indianapolis Colts (4-13)