Friday, September 29, 2023

Quick Movie Reviews: Dumb Money, It Lives Inside, No One Will Save You

Dumb Money: Does Dumb Money deliver on its expectation to serve as this generation's The Big Short? Sadly, no. Is it still a fun exploration of the GameStop short squeeze phenomenon spawned by finance YouTuber Roaring Kitty (played here by Paul Dano) and Reddit board /WallStreetBets that took a blowtorch to the way that hedge fund's conduct their business? Absolutely. Craig Gillespie's manic directorial style is a good fit for this David vs. Goliath tale that effectively pinballs back and forth between the perspectives of Kitty's trying to balance a normal life with his new baby, wife (Shailene Woodley) and family (Pete Davidson, Clancy Brown, Kate Burton) with his unintentional ascent to internet stardom and the unforeseen consequences that came with it, a handful of retail investors from all over the US (America Ferrera, Myha'la Herrold, Talia Ryder, Anthony Ramos) that Kitty inspired to buy GameStop stock, the hedge fund owners (Seth Rogen, Nick Offerman, Vincent D'Onofrio) that took a big financial beating from the GameStop short squeeze and the CEO's of popular financial app Robinhood (Sebastian Stan, Rushi Kota) that got caught in the crossfire between the two sides in this stock war without ever getting disjointed or overwhelming and Dano-getting the rare opportunity to play a regular guy-does a nice job of making Kitty an unlikely hero that's worth rallying around. The script definitely could've used another pass or two to add some more depth to the human arcs that are sitting underneath the meme stock mania and it's definitely not as funny as it hopes to be, but it's an easy, fun watch full of magnetic actors turning in good work that should connect with people.    

Grade: B

It Lives Inside: Part supernatural creature horror, part earnest look at the plight of a first-generation American child of immigrants who doesn't belong anywhere, It Lives Inside is a generally effective genre hybrid. The shame, isolation and confusion that comes with the struggle to assimilate to American life as well embrace the culture of your family's homeland (in this case, India) is portrayed in vivid, uncomfortable detail, the Hindu/Buddhist deity the Pishacha, a shape-shifting demon who is known for feeding off any negative energy, that terrorizes the film's characters is given a gradual buildup and reveal that is really well-handled, and star Megan Suri (Missing, Poker Face) continues her strong 2023 with a great lead performance that beautifully conveys the suffocating feelings of alienating pressure she's facing as tries to handle a slew of identity, self-esteem and relationship issues. 

As well-crafted and engaging as much of It Lives Inside is, it's not really all that scary. While its eerie creature design, use of surprisingly gruesome imagery for a PG-13 movie and a shocking death scene that comes completely out of left field provide some fleeting freaky moments, writer/director Bishal Dutta struggles to build tension or deliver big jump scare-laden setpieces-which leaves the film in a uniquely precarious position where its approach to the genre simultaneously aggravates fans of cerebral, psychological horror and mainstream-friendly shockfests. If the scares had been there, Dutta could've cooked up something really special, but instead we're left with a solid little movie full of unfulfilled potential from a first-time filmmaker that doesn't have a complete handle on all the nuances of the gig quite yet.

Grade: B-

No One Will Save You: For much of its running time, No One Will Save You is a standout genre piece. Writer/director Brian Duffield keeps throwing curveballs without ever taking his foot off the gas as he explores an alien invasion from the perspective of an isolated young woman living alone (Kaitlyn Dever) on a farm who is woken up one night by an extraterrestrial break-in at her residence, its visual and auditory storytelling are exceptional as the film opts to portray the unknown, immediately life-altering terror of the invasion through sights and sounds rather than a conventional narrative with loads of exposition and Dever gives what just might be her most impressive film performance to-date as she consistently brings powerful, urgent emotion to the screen with almost zero dialogue or human scene partners. 

What happens at the end of the film can only be described as a plane missing the runaway upon landing and ending up in a fucking cornfield. While Duffield's efforts to lean into a message of overcoming grief and how the darkest moments of a person's life don't always define their character are certainly admirable, they're delivered in such a muddled, puzzling fashion that they don't provide the big emotional crescendo he was hoping for. On top of that, the actions of the aliens in these waning moments are really hard to find a justification for given everything that preceded these events in the film-resulting in a deeply harmful string of WTF creative decisions will live in infamy in my stupid little head for the rest of time. As rough as the final act proves to be, No One Will Save You is otherwise so imaginative, suspenseful and compelling that it makes this Hulu project well worth a look.       

Grade: B

Thursday, September 28, 2023

Paul Dano Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Paul Dano-whose latest project "Dumb Money" is in select theaters now and releases wide today. 

Paul Dano's Filmography Ranked:

16.Okja (D)

15.Ruby Sparks (D+)

14.Love &Mercy (C)

13.Swiss Army Man (C)

12.There Will Be Blood (C)

11.Knight and Day (C+)

10.The Girl Next Door (B-)

9.Cowboys and Aliens (B)

8.Dumb Money (B)

7.The Fabelmans (B)

6.12 Years a Slave (B)

5.The Guilty (B+)

4.Little Miss Sunshine (B+)

3.Looper (A-)

2.Prisoners (A-)

1.The Batman (A+)

Top Dog: The Batman (2022)

Sorry Christopher Nolan and Tim Burton, Matt Reeves made the best live action Batman adaptation in his first crack at bringing the Caped Crusader to the big screen. By choosing to focus on Bruce Wayne's early days as Batman, Reeves delivers a version of these classic characters and Gotham that we've never seen depicted in a movie before. Gotham is a dreary, dangerous place overrun by poverty and the crime that comes with it while Wayne is a sad recluse with noble intentions battling his fiery temper and internal doubts that his efforts to help people are in vain. The vividness of Reeves' vision of a truly dangerous Gotham and the characters that have been corrupted by their trauma and the lawless environment that caused it to various degrees is intoxicating and the entire ensemble (Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, Dano, Jeffery Wright, Andy Serkis, Colin Farrell, John Turturro) does incredible work to bring these early, imperfect versions of these classic characters to life. I can not wait to see how Reeves further builds up and advances his Batman world in the sequel that is currently set to release in October 2025.  

Bottom Feeder: Okja (2017)

Even the great Bong Joon-ho is capable of producing a misfire from time to time. The second English-language film from the Korean auteur behind Parasite and Memories of Murder is a plodding, tonal mess that fails miserably in its attempts to deliver a potent animal rights message. 

Most Underrated: The Guilty (2021)

The knives came out from critics and cinephiles alike for this American, Netflix-backed remake of the acclaimed 2018 Danish thriller of the same name. Not only do I feel that much of the vitriol towards The Guilty is completely unfair, I believe that it's actually somewhat of an improvement over the already pretty great original. Jake Gyllenhaal turns in a powerhouse performance that ranks among the best of his career as an embattled LAPD officer working in the department's emergency call center after an incident on the job months earlier, the star-studded cast of voice-only supporting performances (Riley Keough, Peter Sarsgaard, Eli Goree, Ethan Hawke, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, Dano) are similarly terrific and Antoine Fuqua does a terrific job of beefing up the police brutality subtext to fit its American setting without sacrificing any of the claustrophobic tension or gut-wrenching twists that made the original so memorable.     

Most Overrated: There Will Be Blood (2007)

There are a lot of takes I have on movies that bring out palpable disgust in others. In terms of the real diehard movie people, the ones that often generate the strongest negative reactions are my thoughts on several of Paul Thomas Anderson's movies. This brings us to the movie in question: There Will Be Blood. It's considered by many to not only be Anderson's finest work, but one of the best movies ever made. To put it simply, I don't agree. While the acting from Daniel Day-Lewis and Dano is tremendous, it's story of a former silver miner looking to strike it rich in the oil business by any means necessary is a pretty standard rise-fall-rise tale of greed, toxic masculinity and moral decay brought on by the pursuit of wealth and power that struggles to be frequently compelling due to its horrendously slow pacing and overlong runtime. Chop 20-30 minutes off this thing (it clocks in at 158 minutes) and Anderson could've been in good shape, but alas the movie is just too slow and repetitive with the exploration of its themes to really work.           

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

2023 NFL Power Rankings: Week 4

()=Previous Ranking

1.(1) San Francisco 49ers (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

2.(3) Philadelphia Eagles (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Washington Commanders

3.(5) Miami Dolphins (3-0) Week 4 opponent: Buffalo Bills

4.(4) Kansas City Chiefs (2-1) Week 4 opponent: New York Jets 

5.(2) Dallas Cowboys (2-1) Week 4 opponent: New England Patriots 

6.(7) Buffalo Bills (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Miami Dolphins

7.(9) Detroit Lions (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Green Bay Packers

8.(6) Baltimore Ravens (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Cleveland Browns

9.(19) Cleveland Browns (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

10.(14) Seattle Seahawks (2-1) Week 4 opponent: New York Giants 

11.(8) Jacksonville Jaguars (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

12.(10) Atlanta Falcons (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

13.(11) New Orleans Saints (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

14.(18) Pittsburgh Steelers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Houston Texans

15.(12) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: New Orleans Saints

16.(17) Los Angeles Chargers (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

17.(21) Green Bay Packers (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Detroit Lions

18.(25) Indianapolis Colts (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

19.(13) Washington Commanders (2-1) Week 4 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

20.(15) Minnesota Vikings (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Carolina Panthers

21.(16) Tennessee Titans (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals

22.(23) Cincinnati Bengals (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Tennessee Titans 

23.(24) New England Patriots (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Dallas Cowboys

24.(20) Los Angeles Rams (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

25.(31) Houston Texans (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

26.(22) New York Jets (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Buffalo Bills

27.(32) Arizona Cardinals (1-2) Week 4 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

28.(26) New York Giants (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Seattle Seahawks 

29.(27) Las Vegas Raiders (1-2) Week 4 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

30.(29) Carolina Panthers (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Minnesota Vikings

31.(28) Denver Broncos (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Chicago Bears

32.(30) Chicago Bears (0-3) Week 4 opponent: Denver Broncos

Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Week 3 Fantasy Football Winners and Losers: 2023 Edition

Quarterback:

MVP: Justin Herbert (Chargers) 

The Kellen Moore effect continues to be very real for Herbert as he shredded the helpless Vikings secondary for 405 YDS and 3 TD's in a pure shootout that the Chargers ended up winning. While his numbers should drop a bit once Austin Ekeler returns from his ankle injury, Herbert's still in tremendous shape to be a top 3-5 fantasy quarterback this season.

Honorable Mentions: Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins), Lamar Jackson (Ravens), Kirk Cousins (Vikings) 

LVP: Justin Fields (Bears) 

Fields' nightmarish start to the 2023 season reached an embarrassing new low versus the Chiefs. Although he did finally pick up some rushing YDS (47 on 11 carries), that encouraging sign was completely negated by a horrendous passing day (99 YDS/1 TD/1 INT) as the Bears put together a complete no-show against the defending Super Bowl Champions. If anything can get Fields going, it's a Week 4 visit from the reeling Broncos and their garbage defense that just allowed 70 points to the Dolphins.

Dishonorable Mentions: Joe Burrow (Bengals), Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars), Dak Prescott (Cowboys)

Running Back:

MVP: Raheem Mostert (Dolphins)

It was a Madden-esque scoring free-for-all for many members of the Dolphins offense against the Broncos and since not very many people had rookie De'Von Achane in their lineups (or on their teams for that matter), Mostert ended up making the most impact in fantasy. The 31-year old speed back only needed 20 touches (13 carries, 7 receptions) to pick up 142 scrimmage YDS (82 rushing, 60 receiving) and 4 TD's on a day where the Broncos D had zero answers for anything they were doing on offense. A muddled backfield committee that could only get messier once Jeff Wilson Jr. gets activated off IR and his lengthy injury history will definitely limit some of Mostert's long-term appeal, but for now, keep rolling with him every week regardless of matchup. 

Honorable Mentions: Kenneth Walker III (Seahawks), Zack Moss (Colts), Christian McCaffery (49ers)

LVP: Derrick Henry (Titans)

A stout Browns defensive front and early double digit deficit for the Titans minimized Henry's contributions-as he only managed 11 carries for 20 YDS on the afternoon. He should have a much easier time finding rushing lanes and staying involved all game long against a Steelers team that has a shaky offense and run defense in Week 4. 

Dishonorable Mentions: Breece Hall (Jets), Khalil Herbert (Bears), Rachaad White (Buccaneers)

Wide Receiver:

MVP: Keenan Allen (Chargers)

Did Allen just have the best game of his career in his 11th year in the league? Honestly, he just might've. The Chargers longtime WR1 was a Swiss Army Knife of torture for the Vikings porous secondary as he secured 18 catches for 215 YDS and threw a 49-TD pass to Mike Williams. Allen could be in line for another massive performance in Week 4 against a Raiders pass defense that is currently ranked 27th in the league.

Honorable Mentions: Davante Adams (Raiders), Tyreek Hill (Dolphins), Justin Jefferson (Vikings)

LVP: Tee Higgins (Bengals)

After getting back on track last week following his Week 1 donut, Higgins is back on Sadness ST in Week 3. He only managed a pair of receptions for 21 YDS on a night where an ailing Joe Burrow could only connect with his old pal Ja'Marr Chase and the Bengals D carried them to a victory in a dogfight with the Rams on Monday Night Football.  As long as Burrow remains hobbled, Higgins is going to have a tough time consistently producing-which will make him one of the more volatile WR2's out there for at least the next few weeks.

Dishonorable Mentions: DeVonta Smith (Eagles), Drake London (Falcons), Jahan Dotson (Commanders)

Tight End:

MVP: Sam LaPorta (Lions)

Finally, the LaPorta breakout game has arrived. The rookie out of the University of Iowa turned his 11 targets-which was tied with Amon-Ra St. Brown for the team-high-against the Falcons into 8 catches, 84 YDS and TD as the Lions improved to 2-1 on the season. LaPorta has quickly earned the trust of Jared Goff and even when Jameson Williams returns from suspension in Week 7, he should continue to have a huge role in the passing game. 

Honorable Mentions: Travis Kelce (Chiefs), George Kittle (49ers), Pat Friermuth (Steelers)

LVP: Hunter Henry (Patriots)

Henry took a backseat to offensive hero of the day Pharaoh Brown against the Jets, only picking up 2 catches for 17 YDS in a game where the Patriots passing attack struggled mightily. As the Pats schedule softens up in the coming weeks, Henry should return to being a a solid TE1 play but he's definitely not the safest start in the world in Week 4 when he goes up against a Cowboys defense that will likely be out for blood coming off of their porous showing versus the Cardinals.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Dalton Kincaid (Bills), Darren Waller (Giants), Cole Kmet (Bears)

Defense/Special Teams:

MVP: Bills 

Sam Howell's unbeaten streak as a starter came to a painful end at the hands of the Bills swarming defense. Sean McDermott's group just straight-up obliterated the 2nd year QB, sacking him 9 times and picking him off 4 (1 of which was returned for a TD by defensive end A.J. Epenesa). Forcing Antonio Gibson to fumble and only surrendering 3 points put a cherry on top of their incredible day in Landover, Maryland. They're in line for a much tougher challenge when they return to Orchard Park to take on the scorching hot Dolphins offense in Week 4. 

Honorable Mentions: Browns, Eagles, Chiefs

LVP: Jaguars

It only took 3 weeks to produce 2023's first streaming D/ST flop. The Jaguars D delivered a less-than-ideal follow-up to their exceptional performance against the Chiefs in Week 2 by getting kicked in the teeth by rookie C.J. Stroud and the young Texans offense. Not only did they surrender 31 points to the upstart group, they failed to force a turnover or even earn a single sack (the latter is particularly brutal since he'd been brought down 11 times in the previous 2 games). Anybody who decides to give the Jaguars a second chance this week could be rewarded handsomely as the Jags head to their happy place in London to take on a Falcons offense that has had some trouble with turnovers in the earlygoing.  

Dishonorable Mentions: Cowboys, Jets, Seahawks

Monday, September 25, 2023

Movie Review: Expend4bles

No one can accuse Expend4bles of not remaining committed to its roots. Where the first two entries in the franchise were triumphant throwbacks to the days of delightfully self-aware hyperviolent macho action fare of the 80's and 90's, the fourth installment of the Sylvester Stallone/Jason Statham-led action movie all-star retreat is the type of dumber, shoddier unnecessary sequel that doesn't ever stop to think if anyone actually gives a shit that its characters have been gone for so long or are finally back in the saddle. 

Expend4bles isn't just the worst installment in the franchise, it earns that title in a landslide victory. The action mostly consists of weightless shootouts that contain some of the sloppiest random cuts you'll ever see in a big-budget movie, nobody in the history of the franchise has been more miscast than 50 Cent and Andy Garcia and the attempts at building the camaraderie that were a crucial part of the success of the previous installments mostly fall flat since the new blood (Megan Fox, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran, 50 Cent, Garcia) aren't given enough to do on their missions and the old guard (Stallone, Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture) feel too isolated from their new running mates to really accept them as part of their elite mercenary club.

But the movie is also so dedicated to being a loud, crass throwback to a bygone era of action moviemaking that it manages to be kind of admirable and endearing even in its weakest moments Like, when's the next time people are going to be treated to something that has so many wildly tasteless, profoundly idiotic plot developments, tired sex jokes that only Facebook comment section frequenters will find funny and charmingly awful CGI blood explosions that look like somebody tried to make bloody diarrhea in Microsoft Paint? Stallone said he's done making Rambo movies after Last Blood, so probably not anytime soon. Action movies that are both kinda sorta dogshit and kinda sorta fun are sort of a lost artform in Hollywood these days and it was oddly refreshing to sit in a theater and be reminded of exactly what much of the 80's and 90's looked like in this wonderful genre. Hopefully the people of Bulgaria, Brazil and Bangladesh go onto embrace Expend4bles so we can get another of these lovable pieces of trash in a few years. 

Grade: C+

Thursday, September 21, 2023

Iko Uwais Ranked

Welcome to "Ranked", a weekly series where I rank a franchise or filmography from worst to best and hand out assorted related superlatives. This week, I'm profiling the work of Iko Uwais-whose latest project "Expend4bles" releases today.

Iko Uwais' Filmography Ranked:

11.Beyond Skyline (C-)

10.Man of Tai-Chi (C+)

9.Triple Threat (C+)

8.Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (B)

7.Headshot (B)

6.Stuber (B)

5.Mile 22 (B)

4.Star Wars: The Force Awakens (A-)

3.The Night Comes for Us (A)

2.The Raid: Redemption (A)

1.The Raid 2: Berandal (A)

Top Dog: The Raid 2: Berandal (2014)

The biggest sin The Raid 2: Berandal commits is trading in the tight, simple plotting of the original for a sprawling gangster tale that doesn't have the narrative focus or character-building chops to pull off the Scorsese/Coppoloa crime epic Gareth Evans is aiming to make. That being said, its storytelling woes are no match for the massive scale and dazzling execution of its action sequences. Evans upped the ante from the humble martial arts of the first film by adding shootouts and car chases alongside the absurd penak silat fights and the results are just magic for fans of the genre. Alongside John Wick, The Raid is the gold standard for modern action and its influence will unquestionably be felt for decades to come.     

Bottom Feeder: Beyond Skyline (2017)

Is Beyond Skyline a significant improvement over its much-maligned 2010 predecessor? Absolutely but that is a hall-of-fame-caliber backhanded complement considering the quality of Skyline. Is it a good movie? Not particularly. While it does feature some impressively detailed practical creature efforts/CG for a low-budget, direct-to-VOD movie and have no shortage of ambition as it combines alien invasion, body horror, sentimental family drama and martial arts elements into one big B-movie stew, Beyond Skyline's approach to tight budget maximalist camp isn't playful or wild enough to be anything more than intermittently entertaining.     

Most Underrated: The Night Comes for Us (2018)

Loaded with jaw-dropping silat fights, brutal gore and just enough story to provide justification for its heaping helping of action, The Night Comes for Us might as well be an honorary 3rd entry in The Raid series.

Most Overrated: None

It's as simple as this: I believe both Raid films are beyond deserving of their reputations as action/martial arts classics and everything else Uwais has been in hasn't been particularly revered or widely-seen, making it impossible for me to view any of his films as overrated  

The "Better Than Its Reputation" Award: Mile 22 (2018)

Look,  I completely understand hating on Mile 22. The plot is a silly, convoluted mess with some really dumb final act plot twists and Uwais' presence as a co-lead/fight choreographer isn't as welcome as it should be due to Peter Berg's puzzling decision to utilize shaky cam and choppy, quick cut editing during the film's many action sequences. Despite its many flaws, I ended up enjoying it quite a bit. Berg fills this tight 94-minute affair with an unrelentingly propulsive energy, Mark Wahlberg does some great scenery-chewing as the hardass leader of the mercenary protagonists and the fight scenes are so brutal and intricate that they are able to overcome the sizable flaws with their presentation.   

Wednesday, September 20, 2023

2023 NFL Power Rankings: Week 3

 =Previous ranking

1.(1) San Francisco 49ers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: New York Giants

2.(4) Dallas Cowboys (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Arizona Cardinals

3.(2) Philadelphia Eagles (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

4.(3) Kansas City Chiefs (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Chicago Bears

5.(6) Miami Dolphins (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Denver Broncos

6.(7) Baltimore Ravens (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Indianapolis Colts

7.(10) Buffalo Bills (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Washington Commanders

8.(5) Jacksonville Jaguars (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Houston Texans

9.(8) Detroit Lions (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Atlanta Falcons

10.(16) Atlanta Falcons (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Detroit Lions

11.(15) New Orleans Saints (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Green Bay Packers

12.(19) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Philadelphia Eagles

13.(21) Washington Commanders (2-0) Week 3 opponent: Buffalo Bills 

14.(25) Seattle Seahawks (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Carolina Panthers

15.(12) Minnesota Vikings (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Los Angeles Chargers

16.(23) Tennessee Titans (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Cleveland Browns

17.(9) Los Angeles Chargers (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Minnesota Vikings 

18.(24) Pittsburgh Steelers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Las Vegas Raiders

19.(13) Cleveland Browns (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Tennessee Titans

20.(18) Los Angeles Rams (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Cincinnati Bengals 

21.(17) Green Bay Packers (1-1) Week 3 opponent: New Orleans Saints

22.(14) New York Jets (1-1) Week 3 opponent: New England Patriots

23.(11) Cincinnati Bengals (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Los Angeles Rams

24.(20) New England Patriots (0-2) Week 3 opponent: New York Jets

25.(28) Indianapolis Colts (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Baltimore Ravens

26.(26) New York Giants (1-1) Week 3 opponent: San Francisco 49ers

27.(22) Las Vegas Raiders (1-1) Week 3 opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers

28.(27) Denver Broncos (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Miami Dolphins

29.(30) Carolina Panthers (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Seattle Seahawks

30.(29) Chicago Bears (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Kansas City Chiefs

31.(31) Houston Texans (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

32.(32 ) Arizona Cardinals (0-2) Week 3 opponent: Dallas Cowboys