2015 NFL All-Pro Teams

Last Friday, The Associated Press released their annual All-Pro teams, honoring the best players in the NFL for the 2015 season. Today, I throw my hat into the ring with a list that is far superior in every conceivable way (wink wink). It should be noted that these teams only honor the top two to four players at each respective position, so don't be surprised or offended when you don't see players who had excellent seasons (i.e. Tom Brady, Brandon Marshall, Muhammad Wilkerson) omitted from them. Without further ado, here are my 2015 All-Pro teams. 

Quarterback
1st team: Cam Newton (Panthers)
2nd team: Carson Palmer (Cardinals)

Running Back
1st team: Adrian Peterson (Vikings), Doug Martin (Buccaneers)
2nd team: Devonta Freeman (Falcons), Todd Gurley (Rams)

Fullback
1st team: Patrick DiMarco (Falcons)
2nd team: Mike Tolbert (Panthers)

Wide Receiver 
1st team: Julio Jones (Falcons), Antonio Brown (Steelers)
2nd team: DeAndre Hopkins (Texans), Odell Beckham Jr. (Giants)

Tight End
1st team: Rob Gronkowski (Patriots)
2nd team: Delanie Walker (Titans)

Tackle
1st team: Joe Thomas (Browns), Tyron Smith (Cowboys)
2nd team: Trent Williams (Redskins), Terron Armstead (Saints)

Guard
1st team: Marshal Yanda (Ravens), Richie Incognito (Bills)
2nd team: Zach Martin (Cowboys), David DeCastro (Steelers)

Center
1st team: Ryan Kalil (Panthers)
2nd team: Weston Richburg (Giants)

Defensive End
1st team: J.J. Watt (Texans), Cameron Jordan (Saints)
2nd team: Michael Bennett (Seahawks), Fletcher Cox (Eagles)

Defensive Tackle
1st team: Aaron Donald (Rams), Kawann Short (Panthers)
2nd team: Linval Joseph (Vikings), Geno Atkins (Bengals)

Inside Linebacker
1st team: Luke Kuechly (Panthers), Derrick Johnson (Chiefs)
2nd team: Brandon Marshall (Broncos), NaVorro Bowman (49ers)

Outside Linebacker
1st team: Khalil Mack (Raiders), Justin Houston (Chiefs)
2nd team: Von Miller (Broncos), K.J. Wright (Seahawks)

Cornerback
1st team: Josh Norman (Panthers), Patrick Peterson (Cardinals)
2nd team: Darius Slay (Lions), Chris Harris Jr. (Broncos)

Safety
1st team: Eric Berry (Chiefs), Tyrann Mathieu (Cardinals) 
2nd team: Harrison Smith (Vikings), Malcolm Jenkins (Eagles)

Kicker
1st team: Stephen Gostkowski (Patriots)
2nd team: Dan Bailey (Cowboys)

Punter
1st team: Pat McAfee (Colts)
2nd team: Sam Koch (Ravens)

Return Specialists:
1st team: Cordarrelle Patterson (Vikings)
2nd team: Tyler Lockett (Seahawks)